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Joined 07-16-08, id: 1636461, Profile Updated: 09-30-11
Author has written 9 stories for Others, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Dazzle, and Inazuma Eleven/イナズマイレブン.

Sorry I don't write much. I know I suck.

You can call me Hammy :3 I'm 15 years old and I'm from Bulgaria. (if you don't know where that is, laugh at yourself for me, please.)

I want write light and funny fanfics, thought the ones I did write that way turned out unpopular. What's with you people and your lust-filled ways? XD Norway X Prussia doesn't bother you? Ah, whatever. I'm glad I actually have fans.

As you probably noticed, my fanfics don't really have any deep meaning, because I don't like fanfics like that. I like light and funny stuff that don't really mess up the original story in my head, so I try to write stuff like that. ^^ I'm no good with lemons either, so I just write whatever. xD

I have orders on fanfics, thought I haven't really written anything in two years \o/ woot

I'll try writing soon. Yay.

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Two plush elves and a cloud cuckkoolander by kuro-tsuki-san reviews
Kuro-tsuki-san is a eccentric Tolkien fan who always thought the stories from The Plush Toy Collaboration was just Fan Fic. Then she got a box with no return address. Will Tsuki be able to survive having two tiny stuffed elves running around? Will Maedhros and Maglor be able to survive her? Part of The Plush Toy Collaboration.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,248 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Maedhros, Maglor
You and I will Fall in Love by Shatterdoll reviews
Much to America's horror, Russia decides that the two of them are going to fall in love. And the more he fights it the stronger Russia's determination is to woo him, even if it means taking drastic measures... RussiaxAmerica, M for future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 197,425 - Reviews: 2904 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
Kiss You All Over by Sweety Rahai reviews
Lucy finds Natsu in her bed again, but he's got different intentions this time... rated M for the detailed smexing. Answering kouriko-san's request on the FT kink meme on LJ.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,070 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 193 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
Hetalia Fairytales by tedy1 reviews
This is a fic with parodies of many fairytales! The first one is Little Red Riding Hood with North Italy as the Little Red Riding Hood and Prussia as the wolf. Warning: Yaoi!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010
Tales from the Ottoman House by olin reviews
A series featuring Egypt, Greece, Hungary, Bulgaria and of course, Turkey. Different POVs and genres, for each of them see that masked Ottoman Empire differently. Some TurkeyxHungary and TurkeyxGreece.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Turkey - Complete
It's not romance, it's BROmance! by temarinekoninja reviews
Hidan, Prussia, and Russia have more in common than they think! Well they couldn't possibly cause too much trouble.... Could they? PrussiaxAustria, RussiaxChina, HidanxKakuzu
Crossover - Naruto & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Hidan
My Norge by Norway'sBiatch reviews
A quiet winter night. Denmark and Norway are alone.. One shot, DenNor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Norway, Denmark
I Want Him by Darkfire75 reviews
Prussia/Latvia. Prussia likes little boys.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Prussia, Latvia - Complete
Teleporno and OrgasmO by elf-pimps reviews
The Truly Pervy Adventures of Teleporno and his trusty sidekick, Elr...erm...Orgasm-O. What happens when Celeborn discovers a book at Haldir's talan? HUMOR! READ and REVIEW! Written for the Silver-Haired Elf X-tasy Challenge at Little Balrog Yahoo.grou
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,647 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/14/2004 - Published: 11/11/2004 - Celeborn, Elrond
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Hey there, babe reviews
It was 4 am when I wrote this. Enough said. For my dear friend, Ann.
Inazuma Eleven/イナズマイレブン - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Fudou A.
My god reviews
I don't know, it's 3:04 AM, but I wrote this. It's gay how there's no Terumin X Girl fanfics. So here's one. No real lemon, just the mind of a fangirl.
Inazuma Eleven/イナズマイレブン - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Aphrodi - Complete
Yay for icecram
Icecram was a type-o. But was too lazy to erace it c,c So I made it...Worse? Yay. Icecream is abrely mentioned. But that doesn't matter because the Alzeids are epic? XD I was too bored and my brother didn't shut up while I was writing so sorry it blows.
Dazzle - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Alzeid - Complete
I won't play with you guys reviews
Ok. The title is stupid. This is a Bulgaria, Turkey, Greece and some other random countries. No real yaoi XDDD Written for tedy1 xDD Hetalia belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya Don't sew or keel or troll.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Bulgaria, Greece - Complete
Chicks are fluffy? reviews
Hetalia, DMC, randomness. One-shot. That's all. XD
Crossover - Others & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Prussia - Complete
Gilbobear! reviews
Meaningless. Hope you'll enjoy, includes everything sick that comes to my mind.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Prussia
Prussia, Norway and Hungary's awful tea reviews
I was just bored. Here you go xD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Prussia, Norway - Complete
Dante, Vergil, Penguins reviews
Vergil has fun experiences with Dante and Nero gets killed by a hamburger, click for more Uhm...lemon, I guess XD One-shot. For Mimi-sama Hope you like it
Others - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Complete
Digata Diaries reviews
Take a peak in the Digata defender's diaries! Where's Kara? What's with Adam? What did Mel steal from a random shop? Find out here!
Others - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete