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Hey, my name's Jesse, I'm a highschool graduate, I'm a eighteen year old male.

I'm a new cosplayer and have so far only done Cloud Strife, Amaimon, Finnian, Souseiseki, Artemis and Sasuke Uchiha, Roxas, Lelouche, Len, my cosplays and be found at so yeah, please have a look at my stuff!


Mayday Parade,


Within Temptation,


The all-American rejects,

Thousand foot krutch,

Taylor Swift,

The used,


Jordin Sparks,

Kid rock,

Papa roach,


Ronan Keating,

Second hand serenade,

The fray,

The offspring,

Short stack




Fruit basket,


Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Sweetest Thing;

When she walks away from you, mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it

Guidelines of life:

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.

2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.

3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.

4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.

5.Do not go out in public.

6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.

7.Note expressions.

8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.

9.Floor is slippery when wet.

10.Lake is slippery when dry.

11.Only talk to strangers you know.

12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all.

13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note.

14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.

15.Kill them for security purposes.

16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.

17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible.

18.The men in white coats are not your friends.

19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.

20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.

21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.

22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.

24.Always remember, um... um... Damn.

25.Train army of flying monkeys.

26.Goldfish don't like milk.

27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.

28.Find out who invented the word "pianist".

29.People are staring at you.

30.So act insane.

31.People are weird, but not as weird as me.

32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.

33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.

34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible.

35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.

36.Never pet a burning dog.

37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.

38.Naked men dig parkas.

39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.

40.You know what would look good on you?

41.Immolated cockroaches.

42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.

43.The size of Danny DeVito.

44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.

45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.

46.Stalking is fun. Do it more.

47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!"

48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.

49.That way is rum.

50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t.

52.You cannot kill the snow.

53.The snow can kill you.

54.Grass can also kill you.

55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...

56.Catch and castrate leprechaun.

57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.

58.Staple paper in the middle of the page.

59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.

60.You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.

61.Pretend to be so around the n00bs.

62.Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.

63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?

64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.

65.Remember to kill HIM...

66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.

67.Note reactions. Avoid parents.

68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.

69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.

70.Hide the bodies, otherwise people ask embarrassing questions.

71.Eat the evidence.

72.But not if it's broken glass.

73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.

74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.

75.Disregard last note.

76.Note reactions.

77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.

78.Stock up on ball point pens.

79.Learn to fly. Tell no one.

80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

81.Do not stick fingers into blender.

82.Blender... Bad... Ouch.

83.Blood loss is bad.

84.Find way to re-attatch fingers.

85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.

86.Answer every question with a question.

87.Ask people what gender they are.

88.Note reactions.

89.Refer to people as "mortal".

90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.

91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.

92.Start by drowning them in fire ants.

93.Find the creators of pop-up messages.

94.Kill them.


96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.

97.Dunk head in boiling water.

98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.

99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling!

100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...

92 of teens would be crying if they saw the Jonas brothers on a skyscraper getting ready to jump, copy and paste this on your profile if you would be one of the 8 yelling,"JUMP!JUMP!"

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this
into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon,
Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry
Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover,
Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26,
Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,
Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai, Hinatakura, Sakuranata,ChristinaAngel,Shoelacey, Temari-Sand Princess, NamineInWonderland, CherryFlower05,imalonewolf, hatemeorlovemeIdon'tcare

Break my Heart I break your neck

Flying is easy just throw yourself at the floor and miss (Not responsible for any injuries sustained from throwing self at floor)

Sometimes violence is the only way to get what you want.

Life isn't passing me by it's trying to run me over

I know I seem mean but it's because I don't like you.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Therapist = The/rapist...scary thought

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

If life hands you lemons today, smile and give thanks. Then, when life isn't looking, give him a quick knee to the groin. That'll teach 'em.

"Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?"

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Amatures built the ark. Professionals built the titanic...(and look how that turned out)

Those who dont learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to.

It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.

I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert.

The voices in my head don't like you.

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems

Some people are like slinkies...they're not good for anything but it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs.

You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best!

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!

The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you! Yup, it's me.

Growing older is mandatory. Growing up is optional!

Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it.

You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never have.

According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Tell the truth and run.

Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.

Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate. Just like rubbish does.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

Generally, generalizations are wrong.

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.

If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.

We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality.

If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.

A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.

Cynics are made, not born.

Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!

Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!!

Boys: can’t live with em, and it’s illegal to shoot em.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Heh. I'm looking forward to regretting this.

I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together

If a Turtle lost it's shell, is it homeless or naked?

If your name is Will, and youre in the army, do you get worried when people say "fire at will"?

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

A boy gave a girl 12 roses and one fake one and said "I will love you until the last rose dies"

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? forget scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crud up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Five ways to convince your parents to let you watch anime:

1. With every episode you are learning the japanese language.
2. Watching anime can relieve stress, and when you build up too much stress you go nuts and write backwards.
3. When reading subtitles in the anime, you are expanding your vocabulary.
4. Reading the subtitles, learning the japanese AND figuring out who is going to die next trains ultra high multi-tasking skills that could be use full in studying.
5. Watching anime could stimulate real life situations so you make the right decisions. So people, next time, if you see wierd guys wearing black robes with red clouds and a hiate with a line a cross it, know to turn around, run like hell and start screaming, "FREE RAMEN!!" and hope Naruto will come.

10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Can't fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

Killing the Uchiha clan: 10 dollars, Killing Uchiha Itachi: 2 dollars, Seeing Uchiha Sasuke cry...WTF is wrong with you if you don't think this is priceless?!

If you didn't know that Forte from Save Me Lollipop and Kaoru from OHSHC dubbed version were the same voices until now, copy and paste this into your profile

If you didn't know that San from Save Me Lollipop and Renge from OHSHC dubbed version were the same voices until now, copy and paste this into your profile

If you didn't know that Rokka from Save Me Lollipop and Honey from OHSHC dubbed version were the same voices until now, copy and paste this into your profile

If everytime you hear someone say "weasel", you think of Itachi, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate the fact that Itachi is gone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

15 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart

1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" and push them behind a shelf

2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" once the cashier tells you the price

4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"

5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!THEY'RE BACK!!"

6-start a fish stick fight

7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!"

8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!"

9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do

10-slip a bra and a lacey pink thong into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)

11-attempt to fly off a high shelf

12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store

13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line

14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section

15-walk up to empoyees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..

Flubbed Headlines

these are real goofed up Head lines what do you think they were really trying to say

JUDGE NOT CONVINCED MURDER VICTIM IS ALIVE (Isn't a murder victim dead in the first place)

11 HIGH STUDENTS SCORE PERFECT GRADE (and they said drugs hurt your grades)

MAN KILLED OVER PHONE(parents should tell this to there teens to get them to stop texting)


MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH(zombie workers on strike?)

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

"NOTICE: Thank you for noticing this new notice. Your noticing it will be noted. Now you will notice that this notice was not worth noticing."
"Pretty purple ponies prance in purple palaces"
"I wanna be an Elf!!"
"People are like slinkies: basicly useless, but so amusing to watch fall down the stairs"
"Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?"
"If at first you don't succeed, redefine succeed"
"Never say 'Things couldn't get any worse', cause God takes it as a personal challenge"
"If you try to fail, but succeed, which have you done?"
"It's just AMAZING!! You're completely wrong again!"
"That which does not kill me, had better start running pretty fast"
"Survival, what a drag"
"I suffer from CRS:"Can't Remember Sh!"
"There's no I in TEAM, but there's a ME if you jumble it up"
"You, off my planet"
"Well, we always suspected that thinking was dangerous"
"I don't know what's wrong with you, but I'll wager ti's hard to pronounce"
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing"
"Worst excuse for not doing homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy from"
"Best excuse for not doing homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy from"
"What happens if you get half scared to death twice?"
"There are two types of pedestrians: the quick and the dead"
"Love your enemies, it'll make them crazy"
"There are 3 kinds of people: Those who can count and Those who can't"
"STUPID= Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand"
"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then just sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-b!#@h."
"My mind is like lightening, one brilliant flash, then it's gone"
"Evil beware: we're armed with Waffles"
"He who laughed last thought the slowest"
"The silent ones are always the deadliest"
"Lol, I just had a funny idea! Wait never mind...I lost it..."

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The Clown's Heir by Bizi-Myers reviews
Every kingdom needs a ruler, and every ruler needs an heir. Someone to take over when they are gone. But children had never been in the cards for them, not something that normal. Harley never expected it to happen. After she discovers she's pregnant, however, it soon becomes apparent that she and Joker have more skeletons hidden in the closet than they both thought.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 178,777 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 15h - Published: 11/10/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
My Voice of Reason by Autumn'sJCraze reviews
Harleen Quinzel had been waiting a very long time to finally hear the voice of her soulmate inside her head. His malicious laughter is a welcome- albeit unexpected- comfort to the young upcoming psychiatrist. However, her views on love completely change the day she discovers who her soulmate is. She believes she can change him for the better. Will she be able to? ...Of course not.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,155 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 12/8 - Published: 9/30/2016 - [Harley Quinn, The Joker]
I Started a Joke by saber007 reviews
Lucy Quinzel, the trickster. The spawn of the two most notorious villains of Gotham. Somehow I had been born again, but this time I wasn't going to be stuck with a normal life. Normal is a setting on the dryer and people like us don't get normal. At least I'll never be bored. SI/OC as the little Princess of Crime. Before and after Suicide Squad.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 143,655 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 11/19 - Published: 9/18/2016 - [The Joker, Harley Quinn] OC
Family Business by fiona1993 reviews
Harley and the Joker have a daughter. Harley doesn't want her to be in the family business.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,869 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/20 - Published: 8/23/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Grape Soda by magik-blood reviews
Harleen has a lot to balance; school, working nights at a strip club, and an internship at Arkham Asylum. Add the attention of a certain psychopath, his vengeful psychiatrist, and Gotham's biggest mob kings, it's enough to drive her... crazy. HarleyxJoker. DaddyKink. Edgy!Joker.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,403 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 9/29 - Published: 8/13/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Bruce Wayne/Batman
Testing the Vows by EmmerzK reviews
In the sequel to Confessions of a Lovesick Viking, follow Hiccup and Astrid as they tackle preparations for their upcoming wedding, renew a Peace Treaty, survive an assassination attempt, and discover that their once peaceful Archipelago is not as peaceful as it once seemed. NEW UPDATE 9/25/2017
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,250 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 9/25 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup
Life and Death by Crystallinee reviews
"Hush little baby, don't say a word. Momma's gonna kill for you the whole damn world." - After the events of Suicide Squad, the princess of the crime empire is born. Raising their daughter to become the future ruler of Gotham is proving to be a killer game. Harley Quinn x Joker, Jarley.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,907 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/20 - Published: 9/23/2016 - [Harley Quinn, The Joker]
A Mark of Insanity by thequeenofpeace14 reviews
Doctor Harleen Quinzel never expected her soulmate to end up being her first ever patient at Arkham Asylum, The Joker. But the soulmate identifying tattoos never lie. A Joker/Harley fic with a Soulmate twist. AU. Sexual themes, violence. M rate soon.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,416 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 9/11 - Published: 8/27/2016 - [Harley Quinn, The Joker]
Black Guardian by Silver vanilla reviews
After Namikaze Naruto, the only child of the President of the USA was almost kidnapped, Minato decided it is time for more drastic methods. He hires a personal bodyguard for his son. The name? Why, Uchiha Itachi of course.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 141,994 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Their Little Monster by rocket-queen98 reviews
Set before, during and after Suicide Squad―"Oh, look at our little baby, Puddin', off to blow up the entire world." Her father was a formidable force, and her mother was a little less crazier than her father. Her home life wasn't the most stable but her parents would burn down the entire city to the ground for their little girl. Smart and deadly, she proudly took after her parents.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,012 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 8/9/2016 - [The Joker, Harley Quinn] OC
20 WAYS TO MAKE SNAPE GO CRAZY! by ABC Cullen reviews
Draco,Harry,Ron,Ginny and Hermione are in their final year at Hogwarts and the boys trick hermione into pranking snape.But what happens when it brings snape and hermione closer together, will romance follow. Don't like, don't read. All OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,691 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
This Vow by Vanillasiren reviews
Summary: He thought it was just a bunch of crap – one last line he came up with to manipulate the pretty little doctor into choosing her own death. He was wrong, and she knows it. My take on the Harley/Joker story.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,223 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 8/17/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Love is Pain-How did you ever think otherwise? by Evenstar24 reviews
Starting with the end: who is Harley Quinn without the Joker? In her final moments she has to make a choice. To know why, you have to understand that there are versions of versions of everything. A flash of warmth, and blue, and a moment to do as she is told- one last time. These are the things that can never be shared.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,261 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 8/21/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Princess of Gotham by Darkanghel reviews
This is a sequel to my other fanfic Harley's Choice. Growing up is never easy but to Lucy life has always been a mess. She is stuck between insanity and sanity, as her dad had done everything in his power to drive her to madness. Will she go mad like her parents? How can she have a normal life being the child of the king and queen of Gotham? Will she choose a life of crime?
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,318 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 11/11/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Reborn by Nyelow reviews
FanFiction of a completely different adaptation - with a few similarities - based on the Suicide Squad characters, looks, and styles - on how Harleen became Harley Quinn, and how she met the Joker. This is a romanticized version of their relationship. The King and Queen of Gotham.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,407 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 8/15/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Bruce Wayne/Batman
Last of The Wilds by Hu5kyGirl reviews
Lost chapter 43 now added as well as new chapter! What happened in the past between Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru? What caused hate between two brothers? the Life and Love of a female named Kagome!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 280,206 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.
But the Joke Was On Me by saber007 reviews
Lucia Jay Quinn. A daughter, a friend, a criminal, a lover, a princess. She was many different things to many different people. Her spirit will live on in our memories. May she rest in peace. Companion fic to I Started a Joke.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,616 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 11/26/2016 - [Harley Quinn, The Joker] OC
Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter by Hyperteenager24 reviews
Batman had many fears...the Joker pro-creating was one of them.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,504 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 8/31/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
The Journal of Harley Quinn OR My Descent Into Madness by onceuponatimelady reviews
Dr. Harleen Quinzel is a relatively new psychiatrist at Arkham Asylum, and she is about to start the most intriguing case of her career. She will fall down the rabbithole of desire and psychosis, transforming herself into the Queen of Gotham City. In the Joker she finds all she has ever wanted and more. In herself she finds just how dark her desires can get. HQxJ DD/LG BDSM AU
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,323 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 8/28/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Gotham High: A Harley Quinn Story by questiongirl reviews
Gotham High has a new girl on campus. Her name, Harleen Quinzel. High school is supposed to be weird but this one surely has it's character's.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 88,528 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 3/21/2015 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow
Skinny Love by JWolf28 reviews
Soul mate AU where Felicity meets Oliver and realizes that he is her soul mate, but isn't sure if he is hers. Title and chapter names are from the song "Skinny Love" by Bon Iver. Update is authors' note at beginning of last chapter.
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,348 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 7/19/2016 - Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow, Black Canary/Earth-1 D. Laurel Lance, Tommy M., Felicity S./Overwatch - Complete
Therapy by PuddinFreakyStyle reviews
"Life is a carnival, Harley. If the carousel's spinnning too fast for you, you might as well just jump off now." An in-depth take on Harley's origin story. An act of kindness towards Arkham's most notorious villain sparks a downward spiral which will change Harleen Quinzel's life forever. How far can you go before you break? A story of love, obsession, madness and new beginnings.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 101,935 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 5/14/2016 - [Harley Quinn, The Joker] Bruce Wayne/Batman, OC - Complete
I Didn't Choose This Family by Claireisclaire reviews
Joker and Harley Quinn hadn't seen their daughter in 18 years. After they brake out of Arkham they start the search to find their child. And they find her...what lengths will they go to reunite their family?
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 18,268 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 8/27/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, OC
Toxic Love by UglyDucklingPsychoSwan reviews
"We're going to tear Samantha Drake to pieces." What lengths will Harley and Joker go to secure their future? When their future and their legacy is threatened, they have to prove why they are the King and Queen of Gotham for once and for all. Sequel to Young Gods, not necessary to have read that first.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,955 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 11/26/2016 - [Harley Quinn, The Joker] Amanda Waller, Bruce Wayne/Batman - Complete
Chaos by Sanuraka reviews
He was an agent of chaos, the clown prince of Gotham city and no one could stop him, not even when they caged him. It was everything and now he's lost. Lost without her, undone by her disappearance. she's taken his will, his purpose and desire with her and now all he has are the memories of her, the echo of his girl. Until he can get her back. Rated for violence and language.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,312 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 8/19/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
The building up or the breaking down of Harleen Quinzel by Risen86 reviews
I was his psychiatrist, I wanted to help him; it didn't occur to me that I would find his madness intoxicating or that I'd be drawn to him. I wanted to help him but instead he cleared the path to my own insanity. Photo Credit:Warner Bros Pictures
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,465 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 9/3/2016 - [The Joker, Harley Quinn]
Dysfunctional Family Fun Time by Thankfulpolaroid reviews
The story begins with when Harley disappeared and how Lucy Quinn was going to find her, even if having to bring in the unstoppable force that is, The Joker. Joker's Daughter and Harley Quinn's daughter. Lucy Quinn. Time to bring in some dysfunctional daddy/daughter time. (I suck at summaries!)
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,902 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 8/18/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
All In The Family by GeminiWolf89 reviews
This is a sequel to my story Finally Home. There will be a surprise return of someone later on in the story, so be prepared for that! I hope you guys enjoy this one as much as you did Finally Home! Rated M for later chapters.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,565 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 11/19/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Will You Be My Salvation or My Damnation? by MissTuffcy reviews
Sequel to "When Things Fall Apart": After finding out that he could not get rid of the spider hanyou's spawn, whatever shall Sesshomaru do? Inuyasha tries to help but is he just making things worse for wear? Yaoi, Mpreg, Violence, Incest
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,263 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Inuyasha, Sesshōmaru
Oh Puddin! by Harley's Little Harlequin reviews
It's Harley and Joker's anniversary and Harley is ready to make it the best one yet but one little issue stands in her way.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,837 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 9/13/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Wicked: The Devil May Cry by DonnaJossee reviews
Joker and Harley struggle with getting past their differences and moving forward, only making it harder on themselves to fix what's screwed up. *Takes place after YAHMTDW*
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 77,467 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 8/25/2016 - [The Joker, Harley Quinn] OC
Say You'll Remember Me by QuinnOfConeyIsland reviews
It's been five months since the King of Gotham was reunited with his Queen and things have gone back to normal. At least as normal as things can be with the Joker and Harley Quinn. But their world is suddenly turned upside down when Harley is yet again seperated from her man, only to return with no memories of him. How far is the Joker willing to go this time to get her back?
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,373 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 9/8/2016 - [Harley Quinn, The Joker] Bruce Wayne/Batman - Complete
Unexpected - A Modern HTTYD Fanfic by Astrid DragonRider of Hogwarts reviews
Berk Academy is like any other school and uni... The popular kids run the joint and the nerds hide away. But when Astrid and the others come back to start their degrees... Something unexpected happens... And for Astrid, nothing could have prepared her for what her heart was about to feel.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 46,866 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Ruffnut, Snotlout
Just Like You by Crystallinee reviews
Where the rest of the world sees a deranged psychopath, Harleen Quinzel sees a man, capable of loving her in his own twisted way. This is her transformation into Harley Quinn. And so, the pawn turns into a queen. Suicide Squad-verse. Mature and sexual content. The Joker/Harley.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,373 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 9/5/2016 - [The Joker, Harley Quinn] - Complete
The Making of a Harlequin by lonewolf5232 reviews
This is the story of how Harleen Quinzel became Harley Quinn and how she first met the Joker. In this story, watch Harleen transform and become apart of the clown duo we all know and love. -TRIGGER WARNING- This story contains violence, adult situations, mental illness, and abusive situations that could be too much for someone.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,371 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 8/12/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Bruce Wayne/Batman - Complete
Christmas Puddin' by Mabel Madness reviews
Festive mini story based on the Ayer-verse Joker and Harley Quinn. Joker hates Christmas and Harley is suffering the consequences... With such little time left, can she change his mind? Not related to any of my other long running fics! Rated M for language, violence and sexual content.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,746 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 12/9/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Boss by Mabel Madness reviews
(3rd in the Impulse series.) Ayer-verse. The Joker's club 'The King of Diamonds' is facing some issues. Harley wants to help, and the Joker reluctantly accepts her offer. It's bound to be a recipe for disaster. Rated M for Violence, language and sexual content. You have been warned.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,458 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 12/22/2016 - Published: 8/20/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, OC
Falling In Love With A Homicidal Maniac by seasprite15 reviews
My take on how an intelligent woman could fall in love with someone who is as crazy as the Joker. How slow spiraling events lead her into his madness. How the Joker goes about falling in love with a woman who is so sane. ON HIATUS
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,994 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 12/15/2016 - Published: 8/16/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Bruce Wayne/Batman
Young Gods by UglyDucklingPsychoSwan reviews
"Thing about toys is they get broken, they get out grown. The next model is always around the corner." Joker has his Harley back, but she seems crazier and more broken than before.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,199 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 12/9/2016 - Published: 9/18/2016 - [Harley Quinn, The Joker] - Complete
Life and Destruction by Sanuraka reviews
Another AU. Dedicated to my reviewers. He loves her. She knows it even if no one else can. She feels it with every touch every kiss and every body he drops in her name. They call them monsters but they don't care. He's given her everything. She'll protect that with everything she is. Rated for adult content
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,711 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/6/2016 - Published: 9/21/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Lucy's Kingdom by Harley's Little Harlequin reviews
Sequel to Harley's New Start! The time has come and out of the ashes of distraction Gotham City has a new Queen and King to fear.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,954 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/27/2016 - Published: 10/11/2016 - Complete
My Nobody by PizzaAngel99 reviews
"They told me that to make her fall in love, I had to make her laugh. But every time she laughs, I'm the one who falls in love." My take on Joker and Harley's first meeting, and everything beyond. (Suicide Squad) "Anything you say can and will be held agaisnt you. So only say my name."
Suicide Squad - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,594 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 7/30/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Sky Flower by MissingLadyOfTheLake reviews
I've known hundreds of people from different kingdoms and lands. Prince Gumball, Lumpy space Prince, the people of the goblin kingdom, the Ice Queen, I can name a lot but I have to have a limit. But to be honest, I'm not a princess. I'm a heroine. I save the royals. And I never plan to be one. Because almost every royal I know is stuck up or proper. Except for one.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,508 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/14/2016 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Marshall Lee, Fionna, Prince B. Gumball
Harley's Choice by Darkanghel reviews
Harley finds out she is pregnant, she doesn't know what to do. So she leaves The Joker to decide what to do. Story is now complete, sequel up.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,968 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 11/12/2016 - Published: 9/18/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Heartless by OTPhilia reviews
"Have you ever been in love?" she asked, serious and almost painfully. It was unlikely for the fun-loving batshit crazy, Harley Quinn. She'd been in-love; at least she knew it was love, not the Stockholm syndrome kind of thing. And in that love –most people (everyone agrees) that she's been unlucky. What they didn't know wouldn't hurt them.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,211 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/11/2016 - Published: 9/5/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Legacy and Anarchy by Sanuraka reviews
A possible one shot AU to stories Chaos and MaP. The future moves towards you whether you want it to or not. What will you leave behind who'll be your legacy?
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,400 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/10/2016 - Published: 9/14/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Finally Home by GeminiWolf89 reviews
Picks up after The Joker busts Harley Quinn out of Belle Reeve at the end of the movie! Fluff and sexual content inside! Please be gentle, as I've never written these two before!
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 89,043 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 11/8/2016 - Published: 8/10/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Just Grin and Bare It by Travs reviews
When newly-graduated doctor Harleen Quinzel is accepted as a new member of staff at Arkham Asylum, she felt as if there was no patient that she could not help. Faced with a problem like the Joker, things turned out differently. She thought that she had been curing him of his problems, when in reality he had been forcing his own upon her. Rated M for later chapters.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,536 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 11/4/2016 - Published: 9/2/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Friendly Travel by Kalliso-Myth reviews
Five girls were hanging out in the woods when a sudden wind picked up around them and they appeared somewhere new, they landed separate three with the good guys and two with the bad, with the help of Naruto and friends Tamara looks for her friends. UNDERGOING RE-WRITE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,583 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/3/2016 - Published: 9/8/2009
Little Harls by Thatsaporkpie reviews
After suffering a blow to the head from The Batman, combined with Joker shocking her, Harley's brain takes a sudden transformation. Joker learns that with the severe trauma she suffered, her mind has reverted to a 5-7 year old. Can Joker ever get Harley back to the way she was? Or will he be forced to have to indulge a little Harley forever? My first story about J/H, pls be kind.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,688 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/3/2016 - Published: 10/23/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Come On, Baby by Harley Quinn246 reviews
A night between Harley Quinn and the Joker after they come home from Belle Reeve. Takes place after their initial celebration on the bearskin rug. Please review! Have decided to add to this with random Harley/Joker scenes since I've gotten such a positive response. Thanks so much guys!
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,709 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 10/25/2016 - Published: 8/19/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
As Long As I Have You by Lostinthemindscape reviews
A re-imagining of Harley Quinn's and the Joker's backstories, mainly based on Harley's fantasy at the end of the movie.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,879 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/22/2016 - Published: 8/8/2016 - [Harley Quinn, The Joker]
The King Marries his Queen by truebie1989 reviews
After the events of Suicide Squad, the Joker realizes he is ready to commit to his Queen full-time. But, of course, as it usually is for these two, it would never be a conventional honeymoon. Rating will change.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,554 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 10/20/2016 - Published: 8/12/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Ever Dance With The Devil by Harley Quite reviews
Young Dr. Harleen Quinzel is determined to make a break through with The Clown Prince of Crime. But is she willing to do unspeakable things in order to further her career. Or will she give it all up for love? Or will she end up loosing it all as she dances with the Devil himself...* Rating will go up*
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,163 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 10/17/2016 - Published: 7/19/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, OC
A Darker Shade of Love by Caitlin Robbins reviews
When it comes to love, don't we all go a little crazy? Psychiatric intern Dr. Harleen Quinzel volunteered for a therapy session with the Joker and got in deeper than she bargained for. A Suicide Squad fan fiction, set pre-movie, and semi AU to the movie, and comics.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,690 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 10/14/2016 - Published: 8/12/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Harley's New Start by Harley's Little Harlequin reviews
After a particularly bad outburst from Joker that brings to light for Harley just how much danger her young daughter, and herself, are in she takes her command to leave very seriously...she leaves Gotham all together going instead to Midway city with her infant daughter taking on new names and trying to make a new life, a better one.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,419 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 10/10/2016 - Published: 8/15/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Little One by xXJennJennXx reviews
When Harley Quinn discovers she is pregnant, she realizes she will stop at nothing to have her baby.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,800 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/8/2016 - Published: 9/5/2016 - [The Joker, Harley Quinn] Bruce Wayne/Batman, Deadshot - Complete
Delusion by kuro-hana89 reviews
We all know their relationship is one sided, but what does she want more then her clown prince? My version of why they had baby clothes. Post movie.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/7/2016 - Published: 8/28/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
You Don't Own Me by ElleQuinzel reviews
The origin story of Doctor Harleen Quinzel and Patient 0801. Now rated M.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,824 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 10/7/2016 - Published: 8/23/2016 - [Harley Quinn, The Joker]
Damaged, Puddin' by Anuk-Su-Namun-Motou reviews
First chapter is simply a teaser for the body of this Suicide Squad Fanfic... I'm toying with this idea still...Reviews are encouraged and always welcome..
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,760 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 10/2/2016 - Published: 7/19/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Mad Love Hurts by GoodbyeCastiel reviews
When the Joker first saw Harley he knew he was going to have some fun! When Harley is framed for murder, put in Arkham and has the joker playing mind games with her how far can you be pushed before you break? My take on the Harley/Joker origins and the mad twisted frightening life that comes with loving a clown.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/2/2016 - Published: 9/28/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
The Joker and Harley's son by Punkotic reviews
After an overwhelming response from my last story of the introduction of the Joker and Harley having a son called little JJ. This story will explore who JJ is as a person. Starting off with his birth and the acceptance from the Joker, each chapter will explore the maturity of little JJ as he grows into his own little clown outfit at his parents side. (Complete)
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,512 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/28/2016 - Published: 9/2/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Lullaby by Juneychan reviews
The only demon she should ever have to face is him. And he would do anything to keep the others away.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/28/2016 - Published: 9/24/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Dirty Jokes and Grins by ElisetheChemist reviews
Harleen Quinzel is a psychiatrist at Gotham was just recently assigned to the Joker's case after his last therapist wound up mutilated. She has admired him for some time, but now she is meeting him in the flesh. Join me on this journey as the good doctor ascends into Harley Quinn by her smart, sexy Mistah J. Rated M for sex, drugs and violence.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,921 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 9/24/2016 - Published: 8/30/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
King Takes Queen by Hidden Heart 92 reviews
A sequel to 'A Queen's Heart In A Joker's Hands' The new King and Queen of Gotham takeover the city and madness runs riot. (when I say Humour in the description, I mean DARK humour)
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,908 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/2/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
The case of Dr Joe Car by QueenOfMoose reviews
Dr. Joe Car was a young and brilliant psychiatrist working as an intern at the Arkham Asylum. When he got the opportunity to treat the infamous Harley Quinn he could not be happier. But when two great minds collide, which one will be victorious? A role switch AU, rated M for safety and later. Harley x Joker story from Joker's POV
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,878 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/17/2016 - Published: 9/7/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Love Will Find a Way (The Bratva Olicity Series) by Lala321 reviews
(Part 3 of The Bratva Olicity Series) After their confession of love for one another, Oliver and Felicity are happy but are soon faced with hardship when Felicity's father, Damian Darkh, decides to make his reappearance known to them. Her father is dead set on reuniting with his wife and daughter after many years to punish them for their betrayal.
Arrow - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,914 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/14/2016 - Published: 11/18/2015 - Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow, Felicity S./Overwatch
Cry Me a River by MeantToBe4Evermore reviews
Harley/Joker. When their daughter is kidnapped, Harley and her Puddin' fight over his perceived lack of love for their child. Joker's realization that he loves their daughter leads him down a dark path of self-destruction, and turns him into a ticking time bomb - after all, nothing is stronger than a parent's love. One-Shot.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/13/2016 - [Harley Quinn, The Joker] - Complete
Suicide Squad Jr by AntoniaParanoia reviews
The children of the squad members are sent to the past to help their parents in the 'Midway' City incident, things doesn't work so well, but being the children of criminals, things couldn't end all happy and nice. Follow them trying to explain who they are and creating a confusion in their parents' heads.( AU I created the characters, except Zoe Lawton).
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,233 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/12/2016 - Published: 9/2/2016 - Harley Quinn, Captain Boomerang, Rick Flag, OC
Picture PerfectNOT by Harley's Little Harlequin reviews
What is the definition of a perfect family? Whatever it is it's certainly not this little crime royalty family, at least not by any sane person's judgment. Bad summary and my first Suicide Squad (or batman fandom) story ever so please no hate! And please review! Thanks
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,919 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/5/2016 - Published: 8/8/2016
A Joker's Mindset by AsgardianGrizzly reviews
Mr. J. The Jester. The Joker. But what if it hadn't been him locked in the asylum? What if it had been Harley? What if he was the doctor? What if he joined the squad? What if Joker and Harley switched positions? Ever wonder what it's like in a Joker's head? What is a Joker's mindset? EVERY JOKER/HARLEY SCENE (swapped) REQUESTED SCENES. Joker-Centric story. Accepting requests.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,859 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/1/2016 - Published: 8/28/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
All It Takes Is A Little Push by Aniella Summers reviews
An origin story like you never read before. The beginning story of not only about how the Joker released Harley Quinn from deep inside of Harleen Quinzel, but how Harleen turned a man into the crazed lunatic we know today as the Joker. Very dark, graphic scenes, sexual content will show up later on in the story.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Tears Of A Clown by loveandanarchy reviews
She loved Joker. Loved him more than herself. If it was only her, she would have stayed. Stayed until he finally killed her or she died trying to protect him. No matter what, she was with him. Wherever he went, she would follow. A modern day tale of human bondage. But for the first time, she had found something she loved more than him...Her baby.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/23/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
The Tale of Obsession Part 2 : The Winds of Change by RedQueenofJokes reviews
Harley has abandoned her life as a regular citizen and helped the most notorious criminal in Gotham escape Arkham Asylum. She has joined him in his exciting life as a run away convict by becoming Harley Quinn. But when things are not what she expected them to be, Harley must again choose her own path and decide if she wants to stay with The Joker or choose to go her own way.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,907 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/23/2016 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Richard G./Nightwing, The Joker
New Life by Hannah0707 reviews
It had all happened so quickly, Harley admitting to the Joker she was pregnant and the Joker kicking her out to the streets because of it. But after a month had gone by, he quickly found out he desperately needed her. But after finally finding her, again, would she be willing to let him back in? And if so, would he be willing to change his ways for them? [SHORT STORY]
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,589 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 8/11/2016 - [The Joker, Harley Quinn]
Legacy II: In My Image by Lilpixiegirl2511 reviews
A direct sequel to Legacy, this story picks up eight months from where the epilogue ended. Joker and Harley, now married with a son, are preparing for the arrival of their second child. While they may not have to worry about Batsy anymore, Joker and Harley are in for way more than they ever bargained for.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,401 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 7/15/2016 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker, Two-Face
Before Yesterday Comes and Tomorrow Dawns by Sylva Dax reviews
Post TATM (Most of the time). Rushing to his wife's side, the Doctor noted with concern, "River, you're crying. What is it, love?" "Of course she's crying. She just said goodbye to her family," Anita answered, unable to believe he'd even had to ask such a question. "No, it's not that," River said, wiping the tears from her eyes. "Memories. Unlocked memories." Spoilers thru S9
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,278 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/11/2016 - Published: 5/7/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor, Tabetha P., Brian W.
JXHQ: Round Two by thechokesonyou reviews
(Nolanverse.) It's been six months since the Joker escaped Arkham Asylum with his harlequin at his side... But now they've both been incarcerated, and it's Harley's first time in the straight jacket. In much of the same style as it's predecessor, Square One, this story is filled with short snippets of chapters, filled to the brim with internal dialogue and wonderful depravity.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,960 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Joker
Married Life by loveslife12 reviews
(Married Hiccstrid AU) When Asmund Hofferson realized he can no longer support his daughter, marriage seemed to be the only answer for her. However, the person he chose for her is her best friend. What would it be like for two friends to marry due to financial and unexpected situations? Will these two stay friends, or will a romance start to bud? *first AU & rating might change*
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,456 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 11/8/2015 - Published: 6/18/2015 - [Hiccup, Astrid]
Their Little Puppet by Emily the Walrus reviews
Harley Quinn has a problem. A problem caused by one special night. . . How will the Joker react to Harley being pregnant? And how will their child's life be? With all of the enemies the two criminals made. . .it might not be too funny.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,647 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/31/2015 - Published: 6/30/2015 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Insanity by damsonraven reviews
Dr Harleen Quinzel meets the Joker; whilst she treats him he starts to make her question everything she believes in, even her sanity. Please read & review! Rated M - Graphic violence and sex scenes
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,387 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 6/5/2015 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Tough by ArcGreen reviews
She's being shipped out to good 'ole Land of Sand, and there's not a single thing she can do about it. Gaara x Ino
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 132,527 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 5/27/2015 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Ino Y., Gaara
Actions Speak Louder Than Words (and other true sayings) by so caffeinated reviews
All-in-all, it's the best kidnapping experience Felicity's had so far by a lot. So, it's kind of an epic surprise when the fallout from it is so, so much worse. (Oliver/Felicity) [Stop the Presses series]
Arrow - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 93,813 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 3/2/2015 - [Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow, Felicity S./Overwatch] John D./Spartan, Sara L. - Complete
Sunlight in a Dark Room by sunshine-melodi reviews
Naruto is successfully kidnapped by Itachi during a moment of weakness. With a long journey ahead of them, they grow closer in more ways than a captive should with his captor. AUish Shounen ai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,503 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Nothing to Fear by KatieMarie999 reviews
Growing Up Haddock Story 6: After a trip to a foreign tribe, a deadly disease begins spreading around Berk at an alarming rate and it's up to Hiccup and Adrianna to find the cure before people start dying. Meanwhile, Astrid remains home to act as chief but soon falls victim to the disease, leaving Finn a lot more responsibility. Only HTTYD and R/DoB are canon.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 126,326 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Fractured Family by Pink Mockingjay in Hufflepuff reviews
Hiccup finds a little orphan in a boat wreck and agrees to take care of her until a family can be found for her. The little girl quickly becomes attached to Hiccup, Astrid, and the dragons while she stays with them. They find that all you need to have a family is love. HTTYD2 spoilers! *Cover art by the awesome maldita-chan!* Now complete! Sequel posted! WRITTEN BEFORE RTTE RELEASE
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,008 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 6/23/2014 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Toothless, OC - Complete
A Brand New Adventure by onceuponakingston reviews
This is a story about love, family and adventure. Husband and wife, finally settling down together. For a moment, a tiny, tiny moment. Time stopped for them. They spent all their time together, every single moment. Until their time was up... or was it?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,689 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor] [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.] - Complete
Perfect by MrsAvanJogia reviews
Astrid was broken. She's not perfect, but, not everyone knew that. Her goal is getting through high school without being noticed, until… she meets Henry Haddock. The quiet, lonely boy who was in almost every class with her. So, when they start getting closer, will she let him into her heart? Or end up pushing him away to protect him? *Strong T*
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,000 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 7/22/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
River Lets Her Walls Down by StreamHarmonyTheShelrickRiver0 reviews
River song is having a tough time trying to get the Doctor over the lose of the Ponds. She needs to let her walls down just this once. She needs a Doctor. But will he be there when she needs him the most? Madame Vastra, Jenny Flint, Strax (Sontaran), The Doctor, River Song, The Dream Lord and Nurse Hame (Novice Hame). Also the Nightmare man from the Sarah Jane Adventures.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,531 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor] [Madame Vastra, Jenny - 19th Century] - Complete
My Days with the Reaper by DeviWan reviews
Naruto thought he had centuries ahead of him, as Prince of the most powerful Land of all the Lands in the magical world. He was young and powerful, and most importantly, he had time. That was what he thought before a Reaper, loyal servant of death, came into his world and changed it completely. A NaruIta AU story, rewritten and beta-read. Shounen-ai and eventual yaoi. Read/Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,602 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Itachi U.
Second by Soldier78 reviews
"A chief needs someone he can trust! A chief needs someone that will support him, treat him as an equal, argue his most questionable solutions and love him." Hiccstrid proposal one-shot. CONTAINS HTTYD2 thingies, whatever they're called. Now a one-shot series!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,372 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/25/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Valka - Complete
Intuitive by QuickWren reviews
WARNING: HTTYD2 SPOILERS Valka comes home but barely knows where she belongs. Sometimes, all you need's a little family. Literally. Even something as small as a baby can cause some big changes- with everything going on, Valka will be sure to discover her role. READ, REVIEW, AND FAVORITE! COMPLETE! :)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 35,423 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 6/15/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Valka - Complete
Taming Hearts by KatieMarie999 reviews
Growing Up Haddock Story 5: The time has finally come for the Haddock children to get their dragons. Hiccup and Astrid can't be more excited to teach them everything they know about training and bonding with them. And they're going to need to learn fast because Thawfest is approaching and only the best dragon trainer will be able to come out on top. Only HTTYD and R/DoB are canon.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,296 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 6/8/2014 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Snotlout - Complete
Lacking Self Control by CoveredPurple reviews
Ever since Astrid fell for Hiccup she has figured out she has no self control around him. With Hiccup learning how to become Chief could this be a problem? Will the neighbouring villages have girls after him she has to compete with? Rated M for chapters past the first, will get little lemon scented. Set about 3 or 4 years after the first movie.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,232 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Astrid, Hiccup
A New Generation of Royalty? by FioleeOTP reviews
Marshall, while having a meeting with the demons of the nightosphere, he found out the demons were planning to kill him and Fionna because that Fionna was useless to them. So, the get his beloved out of the fate, he said she was pregnant. Now they demand to see her. What will happen? (Rated M for later lemons)
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,177 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Fionna, Marshall Lee
It Is Written In The Stars by Ciardha reviews
Takes place after Manhattan. In this River had a successful escape plan from the Library. Library Fix-it and time babies. AU 12th Doctor. Also incorporates parts of the famous Cartmel plan with River and the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,841 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 12/3/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor
Don't Promise Me a Happy Ending by Sadistic Sin reviews
Trust is earned but by Naruto it's given. He thought he was loved: now hes decaying. Secrets, lies, hate: they're constants. 'You can't betray me because with you, I know the ending...' Dark twist to the Uchiha massacre. SasuNaru ItaNaru MPreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 125,339 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U.
A Pregnant MrsDoctor by Allison-ChestertonSong-Whoffle reviews
River Song is pregnant with two full time lord baby. With River carrying twins that are straining her life force will she even be able to survive long enough to give birth to them, she's in for a painful time lord pregnancy. A few cybermen... R & R please
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,597 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Jenny - Doctor's Daughter, River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor, Cyberman
Not again Harls! by HelenQuinzel reviews
Harley's just found out she's pregnant and it's not the first time! Now she doesn't know what to do! Should she let Ivy take care of everything or hope this time Mistah J will be ready for a new addition to the family?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,185 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Poison Ivy, Two-Face
The Doctor and His Daughter by riverknowshisname reviews
This story takes place five years after You Are Always Here To Me. Amelia is six and The Doctor and River are learning what it's like to be parents, and of course, as canon would have it there's villans, and twists and turns the whole way down. Hope you can come along for the ride! (I sincerely recommend that you read the first one as this is a sequel.)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,067 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor] - Complete
Awakened By The Moonlight by Hana no Shojo reviews
In the new world of paradise, Tsume and Toboe find themselves leading different lives, their memories completely erased. Little do they know their feelings of the past are about to be reawakened. TsumeToboe
Wolf's Rain - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,359 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Tsume, Toboe
Invader of the Tardis by Heatherisfire reviews
A mysterious child one day appears in the Doctor's Tardis. She claims that the Doctor is her father but otherwise doesn't speak. Along with her impossible existance, she resurfaces many old issues. Ponds still here, but for the Clara fans who wait, you won't be dissapointed! Reviews much appreciated. S Hint of AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,093 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, Rory W., River Song/Melody P. III
Haruno Pride by NatsNeko reviews
After losing her parents to the Akatsuki, Sakura strives to become the ninja her parents always wanted her to be. Staying in Suna to heal, she finally leaves friends behind as she returns to her home in Konoha with Lady Tsunade and a family heirloom while on her ninja path. Strike quick and true, that is the Haruno way. ?/Saku BEING REWRITTEN Formerly known as A Flower In the Sand
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,612 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N., Gaara
Across The Distance by Obsidian's Dragon reviews
A young redheaded teen deemed as unworthy, as an outcast. A pretty and uncaring Uchiha admired by everyone. Despite their trials, a true love is formed. SasukeXGaara Angst, Mature Subjects, Stereotypes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 88,823 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Gaara, Sasuke U.
Pregnant by obsessedsoul reviews
River is pregnant and hormonal...and not entirely prepared for motherhood.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,082 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor
ForgetMeNot by Nyctanthous1308 reviews
What starts out as an unexplainable attraction soon grows into something much more. Amaimon can't explain it, but he wants to be with her. Always. AmaimonxShiemi
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,676 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Amaimon, Shiemi M.
Beautiful Liar by APurpleAvacado reviews
When a mission goes wrong Kiba must pay the price, he had always said lying and being lied to were always two different things, but how will he feel when his own words turn against him? Team 8 has taken a real beating. Yaoi. Rape. Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 98,947 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Kiba I., Shino A.
About A Girl by FullWolfMoonGirl reviews
River Song and the Doctor have a child. Except the Doctor doesn't know it. Amy and Rory are completely confused. And hurting. This probably won't go well. Or maybe it will! Doctor/River, Amy/Rory.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,238 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 9/8/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor
Completely Unexpected by cmartlover reviews
After an adventure with his wife, the Doctor is left feeling very confused by her strange behavior. River battles feelings of nausea and encounters an unexpected shock, in more ways than one. Little do they both know that the situation is more serious than either could have ever imagined. Babyfic.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,971 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Truth in Fiction by Tomlinson's Thrusts reviews
Lavi can't stand the way Lenalee flirts with Allen. Each occurrence drives him closer to the brink of no longer being able to handle his emotions. What will happen when it pushes him too far?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,178 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
Love, Marriage, and Children? by xnnyfanx reviews
This is the sequel to "Can there be love in Marriage?" Gaara and Hinata are married and happy but how are they at raising children? Also daughter Miyu has been having nightmares, can Naruto help her? Kinda two love stories in one lemons soon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,179 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Gaara, Hinata H.
By Dan's Mourning Light by AAJ Edward reviews
Three years after the events of the Isolde, the crew is back for yet another action packed adventure and a bit of romance. The govt. is up to something and Gaara and the crew are right in the middle. YAOI! SEQUAL TO CRY ME A SEA OF STARS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,433 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Gaara, Sasuke U.
Forever Entwined by Emo Fox reviews
Sequel to Foolish Hearts Naruto and Sasuke's life seems to be piecing together quite nicely; that is until war breaks out on Konoha and Orochimaru pops back up. SasuNaru Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,091 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Music Through Your Veins by ImaginedInsanity reviews
Blaine is happy. Or at least he thinks he is. But he keeps dreaming about the new transfer student. There's something so hypnotic in the way he plays piano. And something so mysterious about his family. Vampire fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,430 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Cherish by PaigeySama reviews
The sequel to "Dirty Little Secret"
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,916 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
No Place Like Home by ImaginedInsanity reviews
Kurt helps Blaine tell his parents about their relationship, and helps him find a new home when they kick him out. Rachel has two gay dads who know what the boys are going through, and Rachel always wanted a brother! VIOLENCE IN CHAPTER 32- NOW COMPLETE!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 111,565 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
New Life of the Sound Demon by Haraio reviews
What do you do when someone you thought you hated gives you the chance to start a whole new life? Tayuya has to make that decision now. Rated for language, brutal rape, violence, blood and lemons. Tayuya x Shikamaru drama/romance/action
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 153,325 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Tayuya, Shikamaru N.
Cruel Awakening by Jasper Troy reviews
He is betrayed by those closest to him, he no longer knows whom to trust, Naruto decides to leave Konoha but is abducted by his greastest enemy and bartered away to killers. Warning Yaoi. Chapter 21 is up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 222,891 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
So alone by Ms Thunderchaser IV reviews
GrellxRonald fluff with William onesided. Seeing Grell and Ronald together disgusts him to no end
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Grell S., Ronald K. - Complete
Uchiha Triplets by Wolf of Writing reviews
How would you like to be different? Abandoned? Forgotten? For Ryo, Kyo and Ai Uchiha, that how their lives are. With a diseased brother and a jinchuuriki sister. How will these 3 live on? Mpreg NaruSasu, rape, death OOCness OCs
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 85,245 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Uncleaned Souls by Writes-With-Pens reviews
Sasuke has some serious problems and he cuts himself, only Naruto his best friend knows. A new student enters the school and changes his life unknowing to him that person is his brother, as he was a orphan child.AU.Itasasu.Uchihacest. Full Summery inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,901 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
What Do You Suppose Would Happen? by debraelq reviews
Finn's curious and decides he wants to experiment. Kurt/Finn Spoilers for Home.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,905 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Colourless Vanity by Somnium Lacertae reviews
-EDITING- *ItaNaru, others* Naruto had every intention to go train with Jiraiya after the Valley of End… but instead, he's given another option –become a member of the newest ANBU team…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 143,726 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 2,199 - Follows: 2,434 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 9/13/2006 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] Iruka U.
Cursed Salvation, Descending Redemption by Imperial Mint reviews
"Please Itachi… I know I can't save Sasuke but I can save you." Itachi considered these words before knocking Naruto's hand away.' Redemption begins in the form of salvation, at least that's what Naruto believes. ItaNaru Spoilers for Manga Chapters 365
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 263,367 - Reviews: 1785 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 5/23/2008 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Trapped by havenoclue reviews
Naruto trapped in this impossible relationship with Sasuke. YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,402 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
MONSTER by Something Dysfunctional reviews
Kurt Hummel knew that he could have what he wanted, especially Finn Hudson. But what will happen during a project for Glee Club that has him wondering if his crush thinks differently of him? Influenced by music and Lady GaGa, Kurt will open up to Finn.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,675 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H.
Hyakumensou by Agni reviews
A contract signed eighteen years ago has turned Naruto’s life upside down. How will he cope with this new, troubling development in his life that he cannot escape? Yaoi, ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 98,617 - Reviews: 1552 - Favs: 2,565 - Follows: 2,644 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Freak Accident by AmyC103 reviews
GaaraXOC I knew when the lightning hit the plane that nothing would be the same-They came out of the sky,falling in the forest near the coast.The Hokage sent me some of her men to observe them.-A girl living in the ninja world. Can she surive this hell?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 142,217 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Gaara - Complete
Baby Rose! by Shaymeon Ivashkov reviews
The gang are out at the mall one day when they get attacked by striogi. No body's hurt but their's certaintly a diffrence in rose. well for starters she's a cute 7 month old baby! how will everyone deal with the badass Rose Hathaway as a cute little baby?
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,019 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
It Is My Patience by khawarspirit reviews
Kurt has waited a long time for Finn, and he will wait longer if he must. But sometimes, desire causes impulsive actions. - Kinn Slash. Some SamxKurt, too.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,377 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors - Under Serious Revision by xxXXSmileXXxx reviews
Watch this space
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,547 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Sora, Demyx
Confessions of A Different Sort by Blossoming Nightshade reviews
Something has changed in Harry and Snape will find out what. However what Snape finds is not what he expected. Better than it sounds. Will be SnapeXHarry in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,493 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
A better tomorrow by Ceeecilliaaa reviews
ON HIATUS. What if Bella didn't survive the pregnancy? What will happen to Edward and Jacob when they realise things between them are changing? AU/SLASH/OOC. Mpreg in future chaps.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,637 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Edward, Jacob
Realization by sheechiibii reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are a couple and have been for over a year. Everything seems wonderful. But behind the smiles and happy atmosphere, there is one small problem and that is the revival of the Uchiha clan; Sasuke’s second goal. Sasunaru, M-preg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,933 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Battle Of The Bands by EstelleYS reviews
Itachi, Deidara, Hidan and Tobi are in a band named Akaku , and Kisame, Sasori, Kakuzu and Zetsu are band members of Tsukisa . With Konan and Pein as managers of each band respectively, what's going to happen when both bands go on a group tour together?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,093 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Chou Shoki I: Learning from Yesterday by 4TheLoveOfInu reviews
Raised to be a cold warrior since the age of four, Minamoto Kagome, destroys anyone who gets in her way. With the spirit of a warrior and a reputation as a rogue, Sesshoumaru protects what's his. And what he wants to possess more than anything is Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 209,781 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
Sinful Deceit by Sesshysgirl06 reviews
His life was taken and he then was given a new one.One where he had to hide in the darkness that consumed his soul, but not his heart.His heart was shielded from the darkness by the ones who took his life.His masters.His lovers.His mates.Ita/Naru/Gaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,129 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Cards You Draw by ScarletShadowNight reviews
You never know what life is going to deal out to you. All you can do is play your cards as best you can. Naruto is a Junior in high school with his two best friends and the person he hates,Sasuke. But what happens when he meets someone new at a party.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,948 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unknown Corridor by Raven-Blackwood reviews
Harry Potter returns for his first day of 6th year and things dont work out how he hoped. Then he finds a corridor thats been unused for a long time and the secrets it holds. AU. DaphneGxOC. Herm, Ron and Dumbledore bashing. Smart Harry. Timetravel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,943 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Harry P., OC
Revenge by BlueKitten6 reviews
Naruto witnessed something, goes to the training ground to think and gets a visitor. ItaNaru, implied SasuNaru, implied SasuSaku. Could become multichap, let me know what you want. Anal
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,836 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Bad Meets Evil by Obsession No Es Amor reviews
Itachi and Sasuke are Twin brothers Separated at birth. When Itachi finds out about his twin he'll do anything to meet him, Sasuke on the other hand would do anything to avoid being found.But when bad meets evil will there be love Uchihacest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 87,485 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Scream Until Your Heart Stops by XbuttonsX reviews
Was there a sign above his head that said "please ruin me"? He sure as hell felt like there was. Everything he ever cared for was slipping through the cracks and there was no way that he could stop it. All he could do was try.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,000 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Stay With Me by Kyarei reviews
But Itachi would gladly risk his life, if it meant protecting his brother. After all these years, Sasuke was still waiting for him. "Hang on, Sasuke," Lemons. Yaoi. Incest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,703 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
First Kiss by debraelq reviews
In his fantasies, being this close to Finn was heavenly, but in reality the sudden intimacy was overwhelming. Kurt's first kiss.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,634 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Black and White by annetaco reviews
Can time heal a broken heart? Or are some wounds too deep for salvation? Sasuke knows he hasn't moved on, but will Gaara give their love another chance? Sequel to Shake it Up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,015 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Gaara
My Favourite Mistake by necessarily-anonymous reviews
*Complete* Sasuke’s never noticed Naruto’s strange behavior every two months. That is – until it starts to affect him.What exactly will it take Naruto to realize that the solution to his problems is right there in front of him? NaruSasuNaru WAFF NC17.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,727 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Daughter of the Sand by dragonworldinc reviews
A story about Gaara and his long lost twin sister Rin.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Gaara
A New Decision by NarutoFan1995 reviews
it's the start of a new school year and naruto has two best friends sasuke uchiha/gaara sabaku that like him but despise each other, and what will happen when uchiha madara comes into the picture? who will he choose? there are alot of POV's in this story
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,755 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Naruto U.
The Tricks of Destiny by Sandylee007 reviews
SEQUEL TO ‘THE GAMES OF FATE’ Konoha has been lulled into peace and quiet, until shadows of past reappear. What happens to Naruto and Sasuke’s family when danger lurks from several places at one go? YAOI NaruSasu MPREG
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,110 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Pain of Betrayal by Quiet Whisper reviews
Kagome's been betrayed by her friends & a mystical youkai comes to her rescue, with his help can she survive long enough to do what's necessary to complete the jewel & defeat Naraku? & if she survives will she be able to pick up the pieces of her heart?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 95,078 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Alone: One Word Suicide Note by Ayden Silverflame reviews
Roxas feels so cold and numb...and no one seems to care. His one word suicide note, "Alone" is growing as he cuts it into his arm. Will his life get "warmed" up before he finishes the "E" on his wrist? AkuRoku fluff, Sequel and Prequel up! *Rewrite WIP!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,040 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
People We Knew by CattyJen reviews
SEQUEL TO THINGS WE KNOW! Ten years later Sakura is married to her job and Gaara is miraculously still a jerk. Will these two ever get over themselves in time to realize that they're made for each other? GaaSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,914 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Loveless: An Uchiha Itachi Love Story by NinjaSoul reviews
ItachixOC. The Kira-Rozu Mitsukai was their target, but Itachi found a young Kunoichi by the name of Saya. In her he found a companion, but he's not the only one. Who gets her heart? Has Itachi actually found someone he wishes was his and only his?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,395 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Itachi U., OC - Complete
Bed of Violence by cute.sadistic.chibi reviews
He wanted to learn; he had to know; he needed someone to teach him. Sakura wants to be the one to tame the beast, but has no idea what she got herself into.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,060 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Foolish Hearts by Emo Fox reviews
Sasuke has finally returned to Konoha. His goal is to kill the Hokage and the entire village. He didn't expect for the Hokage to be Naruto. SasuNaru/lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 109,918 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Destiny by NarutoFan1995 reviews
This story is about a girl called Danielle and she meets a boy called Alick but his not human his a Vampire she descovers this. Will Danielle be able to keep there secret and how will a human and vampire love relationship turn out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,643 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009
Waiting for my Sentence to End by ClassicLover984 reviews
This is what happens when you just stop basic interaction, his daydreaming is his biggest problem. The boy is music and...If you like him, you will read. I do not own any of the artist mentioned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,444 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Why Does It Snow? by Ayake Rin reviews
A light blanket of snow has started to cover the village of Konohagakure and Sasuke might have just found one of the few females in the village that isn't obsessed with him. What could happen? A whole lot, that's what. Original Character, OC, included.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,376 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Sasuke U.
Paradise Found by Habit reviews
Haruno Sakura...beautiful, quiet, and deadly. A genius and a weapon. Forced to move after unfortunate events she ends up in a school of questionable intergrity. Will this otherwordly beauty find love, or just more pain? ***HAS MULTIPLE LEMONS! BEWARE!***
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 251,396 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by BluePanda22311 reviews
Sakura and Gaara meet again, but with a whole new load of twists. New characters along with old join them. Is there relationship able to stand all the obsticals life throws at them? Rated M for ch. 2 and more...This is the SEQUEL to What Keeps Us Together
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,376 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Face Down by Sir Daebak reviews
Middle School, Naruto had lots of friends, but for some reason when he reached highschool, his friends all left him and he became a nobody geek. So what happens when his best friend in middle school is paired up with him for a science project?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,335 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Death Touch by Okinawa Angel reviews
Kiyoko was not a very typical woman. She never got close to anyone because if she did, they died. Going through life, she becomes an assassin, but what happens when she finds someone who does not die from her touch? Hidan/OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,370 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Hidan
BROKEN DREAMS AND RETRIBUTION by gabriellepheonix reviews
Naruto’s dreams are ripped away by the people he trusted the most. But this time he’s not going to take it lying down. Yaoi , naruitachi,sakusasu irukashi etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,101 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Bittersweet by Chibi Atomic Bomb reviews
Sasuke has been secretly crushing on Gaara for years, and he intends to keep his crush that way: a secret. But an unexpected vacation just might change everything... if his pride and past don't hold him back. Not AU. GaaSasu, KankuKiba -STORY ON HOLD!-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,417 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Gaara
As One Tale Ends, Another Begins by B12345 reviews
/AU/ Heaven and Hell aren't exactly what they appear to be. Just because Naruto and Itachi were sent to different utopias after their death, doesn't mean they couldn't come to the right conclusion of love together. Possibilities become endless. /ItaNaru/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,994 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Read My Mind by WhirledPeace reviews
A TobixDei, yaoi story, based on the song Read My Mind by The Killers. Deidara is getting over his complicated relationship with Sasori after his old master's death, but what happens when more complications arise because of Tobi? Can they work it through?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,831 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Obito U., Deidara
High School : by animelover123456 reviews
Sasori is starting a new school, he starts to hang out with Deidara and his crew, but finds he has feelings for the blonde. Deidara has a twin sister in this story. Rated m for lemons, drugs, alcohol, etc. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,601 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Just Like You by XxBlackChaosxX reviews
InoDei fic. Ino, a severly depressed ANBU member, finds her life completely uphauled when she meets Deidara and Sasori of the Akatsuki, who take her with them. DeiIno, InoDei. Complete 10/8/08
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,298 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Ino Y., Deidara - Complete
Cathartik by Flamerist reviews
Gaara is the outcast at Konoha high, yet seems to have caught the attention of the school's most popular boy; Uchiha Sasuke. Will he find true love with Sasuke? A story of lust, loss and love. AU high school fic. Warning: Contains yaoi lemony goodness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,484 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Gaara
Religion and Music by Gothic Dancer reviews
There's a fine line between love and hate. Hidan, a gang member, and Tayuya, a flute prodigy, are about to decide which side they're on. AU, high school, HidanxTayuya, full summary inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,792 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Hidan, Tayuya - Complete
Let The Love Begin by reychop reviews
-Sequel to Behind a cold shell- 5 years had passed and Naruto is still missing. What happened? What happened to his promise? And who is this boy? Why does he have sharingan? One must know that love is a never-ending wave of challenges. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,257 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Lights and Sounds by Light Catastrophe reviews
The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. Sasunaru. Mpreg. OC. Companion to Looking In and Always You.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,407 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
People Who Are Important by Grimm-kitty-kun reviews
COMPLETE! One day I will be accepted too…I will fight for those who are important to me…brother…sister…and maybe one day friends..I will….me..Sabaku no Gaara...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,320 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Gaara - Complete
My Goddess And Angel by themadanimeotaku reviews
Rated M for Violence, Naughty Lemons, and anything else that I can think of. Deidara is caught grieving over the loss of Sasori. Ino slips into a depression that she has no idea if she can get out of. Can these two ninja find true love? DeidaraXIno fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,671 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Deidara, Ino Y. - Complete
Questionable Alliances by screamin-psiren reviews
I'm the little girl, who protects the monster. GaaraO.C., TemariShikamaru, NejiHinata.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,109 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U.
The Things We Remember by GoldenFyre reviews
Sequal to Neko No Jutsu. Now that Naruto's Hokage and he's finally got Sasuke, there's nothing left to do, right? Wrong! Some one's got to continue the Uchiha line, and that's only the beginning!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,745 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Shake it Up by annetaco reviews
AU Now that his father is dead, Gaara really needs someone to lean on, and Sasuke has such a comfortable shoulder...but will Neji's obsession get in the way of their love? SasuGaa, onesided NejiGaa...I Dreamed I Was Dying THE EXCITING CONCLUSION is up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,816 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Sasuke U., Gaara - Complete
A Different Path by Sabaku no Ryu reviews
{Chapter 6 UP!} How would things be different if Gaara's twin sister had been born as well?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,491 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 7/20/2004
The Lion King 3: Royal Journey by Kiara32 reviews
Kiara and Kovu are now on their journey to become royalty and expecting a cub. Just when everything seems peaceful, a mysterious lion named Thresh arrives at their doorstep, barely alive. His Pride was taken over by a group of amazingly strong, dark-colored lions call the Black Pride. Now most of the Pride, Kovu included, leave Kiara and 2 friends to save Thresh's Pride. COMPLETE!
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 49,949 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Kiara, Kovu - Complete
The Last Curse by Artemis-Potter-Snape reviews
Voldemort managed to cast a spell(Dark) before Harry killed him, MPreg, Slash, HPDMSSLM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,694 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 6/3/2005 - Published: 2/10/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Missing From My Heart No Longer by Sandra Solaria Dees reviews
ABANDONED Sequel to ATT. HPSS MPREG slash At the end of the summer, Harry is still trying to get rid of his memories of his mutliple rapes, and trying to keep his brother Draco out of harm before his wedding to the twins.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,162 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/23/2004 - Published: 5/5/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
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Forbidden love reviews
Shifters are supposed to be extinct, but what happens when Itachi Uchiha stumbles across one and takes it in after he hits it with his car? Yaoi boyXboy ItaNaru, MPreg, Don't like, don't read. WARNING RAPE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,623 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Unexpected Tragedies reviews
Sequel to Forbidden love; Akemi disappeared from his life when they were very young, how will Daisuke react when, after 10 years Akemi is found? Can the Uchiha family deal with the lost soul, or is he too far gone to save? ItachiXNaruto DaisukeXAkemi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Starting Anew reviews
Six girls from the modern world discover they are not who they thought they were, and realised the truth when they were teleported to the Naruto world. GaaraXoc SasukeXoc KibaXoc ShikamaruXoc NarutoXoc LeeXoc. R&R! DISCONTINUED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,145 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Gaara
The Full Moon reviews
It's a new year at Konoha all boys boarding school, and everything changes for Naruto Uzumaki when roomed with Sasuke Uchiha, the raven haired teenaged heart throb with a dark secret.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,504 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Never again reviews
He couldn't take it anymore. Looking at the picture of happier times, two years ago, before everything changed, was sending the pain through his chest until it was unbearable. If HE never came along, everything would be just fine.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,213 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Gaara, Sasuke U.
Senshi of the leaf reviews
This is a story about Deidaras daughter, HidanXoc! im really bad at summary's, I do not own Naruto, but I do own some of the characters, rated for future chapters R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,393 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Deidara, Hidan