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Author has written 11 stories for Doctor Who, Twilight, Beauty and the Beast, and Angel.
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I am currently working on an Angel/Doctor Who crossover. A Trailer can be found here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1zF4DBWPuQ
I did a personal favor for my sister and posted her Twilight fanfics... It was a compromised deal. I do not like Twilight.
Buffy all the WAY!
Favorite Angel/Angelus quotes:
"All those tattoos, all those new tricks you've learned just don't matter. Doesn't matter what you try. Doesn't matter where I am or how badass you think you've become. 'Cause you know what? I'm Angel. I beat the bad guys."
"They talk about me in the chatty rooms?"
"Are you going to stop this?"
"You stopped the little men from singing"
"There are three things I don't do: tan, date, and sing in public."
"But you came and you gave without taking. But I sent you away, oh, Mandy."
"Let's start gathering some branches, some brush, anything that'll cover up the car. Oh hey, look. There's some over in that patch of sun... I'll get 'em!"
"Can everybody just notice how much fire I'm not on?"
"I do not have puppet cancer!"
"Los Angeles. You see it at night and it shines; a beacon. People are drawn to it. People and other things. They come for all sorts of reasons. My reason? No surprise there. It started with a girl."
"Not a eunuch."
"I'm not cheap, I-I'm just old. I re - I remember when a few bob got you a good meal, a bottle and a tavern wench."
" I mean, walking I get, but Power Walking? Why not just run for a shorter time? Weird. Plus, one of them hit him."
"But she's not finished baking yet! I gotta wait 'til she's done baking. You know, 'til she finds herself. 'Cause that's the drill. Fine. I'm waitin' patiently, and meanwhile, The Immortal's eatin' cookie dough!"
"Ours is a forever love. Sleeping together is not a relationship."
"I stopped Acathla. That saved the world... Yeah, but I made her do it. I signaled her with my eyes."
"Seventeen Karaoke bars. You know I need to lie down and scrub out the inside of my head."
"You know... I've... Well, I really couldn't help but notice the goats. Yeah, a lot of goats. Goats, many. Those are goats, guys!"
"The time I've lived, I've seen some horrors, scary behavior, and a couple of fashion trends I constantly pray to forget. But I see people try. I see them try to be better."
Oh, yeah, yeah. I saw their production of Giselle in 1890. I cried like a baby. And I was evil!"
"Look, I'm weak. I've never been anything else. It's not the demon in me that needs killing, Buffy. It's the man."
"You know, I never used to. Things used to be pretty simple. A hundred years, just hanging out, feelin' guilty... I really honed my brooding skills. Then she comes along. Yeah, I get jealous. But I know people. And my gut tells me this is a wrong guy."
"She put a whole Petri dish in her mouth?" (about Illyria)
"People called them the Cordettes. A bunch of girls from wealthy families. They ruled the high school; decided what was in, who was popular. It was like the Soviet Secret Police if they cared a lot about shoes."
"What you did to me was unbelievable, Connor. But then, I got stuck in a hell dimension by my girlfriend one time for 100 years, so a few months under the ocean actually gave me perspective. Kind of a M. C. Esher perspective. But I did get time to think... about us... about the world. Nothing in the world is the way it ought to be. It's harsh, and cruel. But that's why there's us - champions. Doesn't matter where we come from, what we've done or suffered, or even if we make a difference. We live as though the world is as it should be, to show it what it can be. You're not a part of that yet. I hope you will be. I love you, Connor. Now get out of my house."
"I started it, the whole having a soul, before it was all the cool new thing."
"Has a purifying power or cleansing power - possibly scrubbing bubbles."
"She made me feel like a human being. That's not the kind of thing you just forgive."
"To kill this girl ... you have to love her."
"Dear Buffy. I'm still trying to decide the best way to send my regards."
"Passion. It lies in all of us. Sleeping...waiting...and though unwanted...unbidden...it will stir...open its jaws, and howl. It speaks to us...guides us. Passion rules us all. And we obey. What other choice do we have? Passion is the source of our finest moments. the joy of love...the clarity of hatred...and the ecstasy of grief. It hurts sometimes more than we can bear. If we could live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow. Empty rooms, shuttered and dank. Without passion, we'd truly be dead."
"My friends, we're about to make history... end."
"Why are people always riding off and leaving me? Am I a bad bloke...? I don't think so... Once you get to know me."
"Go ahead, take your best shot. I'll snatch your little wee sticks outta the air and spend the next fortnight shovin' 'em slowly up your arse."
"Or did he *choose* to be a little slow on the draw? Whoops! Dinner by armed robbery. Look at him, Faith. You're a murderer. You know just how good that blurry line tastes. You didn't think my hell was private, did ya?"
"Defy who? A big, scary voice? Whoa! Hey, I got one of those, too. You wanna hear it? You can kiss my vampire ass! That do anything for ya?"
"Half of this crap is written in some archaic, proto demon cuneiform. And, I don't wanna be rude, but I think the other half they just doodled."
"No, and I'll tell you why. One, because, you know, I'm evil. So the friends thing, that's out. And two, if I did have friends they sure as hell wouldn't be livin' inside my head."
"And now my boy's in love, all hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doin' your mom and tryin' to kill your dad. Hmm, there should be a play."
Favorite Tenth doctor Quotes
The Doctor: My head! I'm having a neural implosion. I need- Jackie: What do you need? The Doctor: I need- Jackie: Just say it; tell me! The Doctor: I need-- Jackie: Tell me, tell me! The Doctor: I need- Jackie: Painkillers? The Doctor: increasingly frustrated I need- Jackie: D'you need aspirin? The Doctor: I need- Jackie: Umm, codeine, Paracetamol? Oh I dunno, Pepto-Bismol? The Doctor: I need- Jackie: Liquid paraffin? Vitamin C, vitamin D, vitamin E? The Doctor: I need- Jackie: getting hysterical Is it food? Something simple, bowl of soup, nice bowl of soup, soup and a sandwich?! Oh, soup, and a little ham sandwich?! The Doctor: snapping I need you to SHUT UP! Jackie: to Mickey, offended Oh, he hasn't changed that much, has he?
Doctor: being possessed by Cassandra Oh my... This is... different. Rose: Cassandra? Doctor: Goodness me, I'm a man. Yum! So many parts! And hardly used. Oh! Ah! Two hearts! Oh baby, I'm beating out a samba! Rose: Get out of him! Doctor: Ooh, slim.. and a little bit foxy. You thought so too. I've been inside your head. You've been looking. You like it.
TOOTH AND CLAW
Having intended to land in 1979, the Doctor and Rose find themselves in 1879, surrounded by armed soldiers The Doctor: 1879... same difference. Captain Reynolds: You will explain your presence... and the nakedness of this girl. The Doctor: in Tennant's own Scottish accent Are we in Scotland? Captain Reynolds: How can you be ignorant of that? The Doctor: Oh, I'm- I'm dazed and confused. I've been chasing this wee naked child over hill and over dale. Ain't that right, ya... tim'rous beastie? Rose: Uh- uh... adopting a terrible Scottish accent och aye, I've been oot and aboot- The Doctor: quietly to Rose, in his normal accent No, don't do that. Rose: Hoots, mon! The Doctor: still quiet No, really don't. Really.
The Doctor: posing as a teacher, introducing himself to class So, physics! Physics, eh? Physics! Phyyyysics! Physics, Physics, Physics, Physics, Physics Physics, Physics, Physics, Physics... I hope you're getting all this down!
THE SHAKESPEARE CODE
Doctor: The shape of the Globe gives words power, but you're the wordsmith! The one true genius; the only one clever enough to do it. William Shakespeare: But what words? I have none ready! Doctor: You're William Shakespeare! William Shakespeare: But these Carrionite phrases, they need such precision! Doctor: Trust yourself. When you're locked away in your room, the words just come, don't they, like magic. Words, the right sound, the right shape, the right rhythm, words that last forever. That's what you do, Will. You choose perfect words. Do it. Improvise! William Shakespeare: Close up this din of hateful dire decay,
Doctor: Queen Elizabeth the first
THE UNICORN AND THE WASP
The Doctor has been poisoned with cyanide Agatha Christie: There's no cure, it's fatal! The Doctor: Not for me, I can stimulate the inhibited enzymes into reversal. Protein! I need protein! Donna: Walnuts! The Doctor: Brilliant...! With his mouth full, The Doctor resorts to charades to mime the food he needs Donna: I can't understand you... How many words? One! One word! Shake... milk-shake... milk?! No, not milk. Shake, shake, shake?! Cocktail shaker! What do you want, a Harvey WallbangerThe Doctor: HARVEY WALLBANGER?! Donna: Well, I don't know! The Doctor: How is "Harvey Wallbanger" one word?! Agatha Christie: Doctor, What do you need? The Doctor: Salt! I was miming salt, I need salt, I need something salty! Donna grabs a brown bag: Donna: What about this? The Doctor: What is it?! Donna: Salt! The Doctor: Oh, that's too salty! Donna: sarcastically Oh, that's too salty! Agatha Christie: What about this? The Doctor: Mmm eats Donna: What's that? Agatha Christie: Anchovies Donna: What is it? What else? the Doctor mimes open palms, with arms outstretched Donna: It's a song - Mammy!? I don't know, Camptown RacesThe Doctor: CAMPTOWN RACES?! Donna: All right then, Towering InfernoThe Doctor: It's a shock, a shock, I need a shock! Donna: All right then, big shock coming up... kisses him on the lips The Doctor exhales the toxins The Doctor: Ahh, detox. Oh, I must do that more often beat I mean, the detox... Agatha Christie: Doctor you are impossible! The Doctor: winks and clicks his teeth