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Joined 02-01-02, id: 163690, Profile Updated: 09-27-09
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter.

I have returned after a prolonged absence, only to find that all my favourite fanfiction writers have grown up and gotten lives of their own as well. Which is just too bad... (so, if you know of any decent, challenging fanfiction about, send it my way, please!) However, I return, determined to put some spit and polish on old fics, post new ones and finish old ones. Be warned, fair reader, as I am currently working on my own novel, so it may take a while...!

I am a bit of a troglodyte who can be found playing her violin in merry olde England. My favourite things include corsetry, Philosophy, Science (and I include mathematics in that), art (including comics!) and films (animated or live action, I don't mind, though I'm not particularly fond of CGI). I do my best to incorporate my interests in my fanfiction, which mainly involves Harry Potter fanfiction, particularly on the scientific and historical side, which explains why I enjoy writing fics with comparatively so much muggle involvement (but don't worry, I'm not that fond of Original Characters, even though I have succumbed to the temptation far too often for my own good!).

A word to the wise: unless stated otherwise, each fanfic is set in an entirely separate 'Harry Potter' world of it's own, with it's own characterisations et al. If you like my fanfiction, I urge you to review (no, really urge you!), so then I know whether it's good stuff or not, and also to boost my ego, I'll admit. I will delete the fic if I don't think it's good enough, so there you go. If you are going to sign my fics Anonymously, please make sure that you have a working e-mail address so that I can get back to you if you make a particularly interesting review/have any questions. If you have any queries, then go to my forums and ask 'em there! Enjoy!

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Update: Right. I have already said this in my forums, but I take it they're not too popular, so I'll say this here where people are most likely to read it. 'Beneath the Silk' is currently being revised. Although the new version of the first chapter has already been uploaded, I think it's only fair to publish the new version separately because there will be some major diversions. This is mostly because, as many of you have pointed out, 'Beneath the Silk' has far too many typos and plotting problems for me to remain satisfied with. I feel very privileged in having so many people who enjoyed it, and more and more embarrassed (and guilty) about it's terrible quality. What can I say? I was young and didn't quite follow the strength of my own convictions - as the finale rather shows, I think - but hopefully I have learnt enough lessons since then!

The Potions Master's Apprentice will not be continued, I'm afraid; certainly not in it's current format. I am sorry, but as it was meant to be an accompanying piece to 'Beneath the Silk', and that will certainly be undergoing some serious changes, it wouldn't work out. I am very fond of Neville, however, so may well be able to hatch something up concerning him and a particularly snarky portrait in the headmaster's office...

Finally, Gelda. Like 'Beneath the Silk', the already existing chapters will be revised, though not by too much as there hasn't really been anything to contradict my take on the founders in DH, but plenty to add to it! This is still a work in progress, for all it may seem otherwise, so watch this space!

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30217 - Favs: 16,562 - Follows: 14,528 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Golden Age by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
Post DH. In the wake of victory, Harry struggles with life, love, and the reform of the British wizarding world. He learns that life is complex, and that happy endings are fleeting. Chapter 24- Dreams: The Unicorn in Kensington Gardens
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 97,015 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Honeymoon by The Infamous Wootermelon reviews
Narcissa nervously awaits her bridegroom after their wedding. Het
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
The Mad and Zany Misadventures of Lucius and Snape by Ivory Tower reviews
On their own these two are evil and menacing, but when they get together they encounter the oddest situations. Chapter 6: Explore the realm of utter grooviness that is Lucius Malfoy's garden. Yes! The one place where he and Snape find true happiness!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,187 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 1/3/2003
Vetinari In Absentia by Mercator reviews
Vetinari has no job, no home and no money. What he does have is his mistress, his wits and a motley group of allies. Does Downey stand a chance? 3rd in the Seamstress Series (Began with Say Yes). FINI!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,050 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 47 - Updated: 4/16/2004 - Published: 2/13/2004
Remembrance by Elixia reviews
Snape shares a night with Remus that he regrets... Strong language. SLASH. Snape/Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,966 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/20/2004 - Published: 11/21/2002 - Severus S., Remus L.
Nobody Knew by Moria Polonius reviews
On the first day of the new term we find out something about the Potions Master. Something nobody knew or would suspect. Snape as a family man? Happy, cosy life? Not for him...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,551 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/16/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Severus S., Albus D.
The Cry of the Lone Wolf by Mornings Light reviews
Chapter 5 Remus enters Hogwarts as a sarcastic pessimist with a small hope of having to be able to learn. Being in a Hogwarts full of prejudiced peopleghosts is he going to break and just go home- and what about all the bullying of muggleborns?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,822 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/22/2003 - Published: 1/3/2003 - Remus L., James P.
Agency by auroraziazan reviews
Severus knew it would be difficult to change over. He didn't know the extent of the temptation, though, and how hard the choices presented would be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/24/2003 - Published: 7/8/2003 - Severus S.
Little Devil by Jazz1 reviews
While in the Forbidden Forest, Hagrid finds a young half demon and brings it home. He names it Severus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 7/7/2003 - Severus S., Albus D.
Forgotten Voice by Lampetia reviews
Faith's adventures in finding herself continue as her life goes from simple and normal to extraordinary and strange. God, as a character, of course is not mine ;) R&R if you feel compelled; I like to hear from the readers!
Bible - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,737 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/28/2003 - Published: 2/25/2001
On Homosexuality, Conscience, and the Bible by berenwasteland reviews
A Christian's view. PG-13 for general subject matter.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/15/2003
Save Yourself From Hell by Lunatic reviews
Grima doesn't really have an easy life. What are those family secrets? Why is his past haunting him? And what about his obsession with Eowyn? This story is going on the search for the answers.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/6/2003 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Grima W.
Sick of it all by Eliana reviews
I know I'm going to regret posting this later- but for now, I don't care. Read if you will, and I'll worry about it later.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/25/2003
By Any Other Name by Didodikali reviews
Introducing QuidditchJock!Lily. No, really, I'm not kidding. And guess what sport Severus plays? Nope, guess again. Illustrated! Fanart!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,475 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/22/2003 - Published: 8/14/2002 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
We Are One by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
I'm a Wiccan and I've been thinking about many, many things lately. Finally--they came out in this. Please read, maybe you'll like it.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2003
Ice Cream and Alcohol by Ivory Tower reviews
What lengths will Lucius go to for a simple ice cream cone? Poor Snape, he was only stocking up on potion supplies, and now this!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2002
My God doesn't love me by Cherry Blossom reviews
an explanation of my religious views
Bible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 10/21/2002 - Published: 10/17/2002
Green Owl Post, From a Man by aldalindil reviews
A series of owls between Severus Snape and Gilderoy Lockhart, based on Dr. Seuss' "Green Eggs and Ham." SS/GL slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2002 - Severus S.
If They Only Knew by Jade1x2 reviews
Sirius and Severus share their first kiss. Um. Slash....
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/5/2002 - Sirius B., Severus S.
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 102 - Published: 3/25/2002
Faux Pas by Joltz reviews
Snape muses on why he left the death eaters and turned to the 'light' side. You've seen how he acts in the books. Can you honestly believe Snape switched sides out of the goodness of his heart? (From a Snape fan, but *not* a Snape sympathiser)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/16/2001
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Gelda reviews
A new take on the tale of the four founders, with an unexpected twist. Four friends they were in the beginning, and enemies by the end...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,214 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 4/12/2003 - Godric G., Salazar S.
Lament of the Prince reviews
Two years after the defeat of Lord Voldemort, the one Death Eater left, languishes in an empty Azkaban prison. Forced to recall, he makes a soliloquy on his life and values and ultimately, how the destruction of the Dark Lord was made possible. PreDH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,322 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Toujours pur: Pureblooded tales reviews
A collection of short stories based on personal histories of various pureblooded characters WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,436 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/3/2004 - Severus S., Narcissa M.
Something you ought to Know reviews
What is it that Dumbledore is going to tell Harry in the Fifth book (although, perhaps it should be, what should Dumbledore have actually said in the fifth Book)? This is a SATIRE, people. *grins*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/27/2003 - Published: 4/8/2003 - Harry P., Albus D.
The Potions Master's Apprentice reviews
See that title? Tells you so much, don't it? Unexpected, is what most of the staff - save for Prof. Sprout and Lupin - say when they see who Snape's chosen for his apprentice. See how the boy's magic develops. Blah. Sequel to Beneath The Silk
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,285 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 4/11/2003 - Severus S.
Beneath the Silk reviews
A dark fanfiction set pre-OotP concerning Severus Snape, as ever , Remus Lupin, and Albus Dumbledore. A completed work, but currently being re-edited to mostly align with canon - the revised Chapter One is up! A rather high level M rating, by the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 75,649 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 2/5/2003 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Morbid Fantasy reviews
In the wake of the necrophile, terrorising Hogwarts, murders of a horrific quality are left. The victims are left raped post mortem, the question is, who is behind all of this? Voldemort? Chapter 17 is up!!!!!!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,330 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/2/2003 - Published: 9/12/2002 - Severus S., Remus L.
Hogwarts Bijou reviews
FINISHED! (Jumps for joy) A story about the tradition of bijou (if you don't know what that is, it's all the more reason to read it) in Hogwarts - set in my own Hogwarts. R&R, people!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,346 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/10/2002 - Published: 6/10/2002 - Severus S., Sirius B.