Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
i live for music. my life would be nothen wihtout music. my favorite kind of music is rock. i also like some hip hop and pop(i mean the old pop like the Backstreet Boys, Arron Carter,etc.) i spend most of my days on the computer or watching tv. i love spending time with my friends just chillin at the mall or over eachothers houses. AND I LOVE JASPER HALE FROM TWILIGHT
location:IM NOT GONNA TELL U THAT U STALKERS.!
Eyes:like a hazel color
hair:was black now like a brownish black
Pics for Perfect: Bella's Hummer (but in black)
Favorite bands:From First to Last,Escape the Fate,Tokio Hotel,Bullet For My Valentine,Hawthorne Heights,Paramore, BlessTheFall,Nirvana,Green Day and much much more
Favorite movies,Harry Potter(all of them),Prom Night,The Covent(idk if i spelled that right),Cheeper by the dozen 1&2, and much more
Favorite books: Morganville Vampires Series, Vampire Kisses series, Hunger Games Trilogy, Beastly, and a lot more
Who art in Forks,
Hallowed be thy sparkles.
Thy comes, thy will be fast,
On Earth as it is in the baseball field.
Give you this day, our daily blood;
Forgive us our heartbeats,
As we worship Maria for giving you life.
Lead us into temptation,
Deliver us to you.
For thine is the vampire,
The emotions and the hotness,
For ever and ever.
YOUR GUY SIDE: (the things in bold with an "x" is what I chose.)
xYou love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
dogs are better than cats
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck
xYou own/ed an X-Box.
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (still do :D)
x You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (I still am XD But only the older seasons. Not the new ones so much)
You watch sports on TV.
xGory movies are cool.
xYou go to your dad for advice(i go to both parents)
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
xYou like going to high school football games.(who doesnt like watching guys get all muddy?)
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Black Blue &Red :)
xYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.(damn straigh i love to act like a nut job xD)
x Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
xSleep with your socks on at night
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
x You wear lip gloss/stick.
x You love to shop.
xYou wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
xGo to your mom for advice.(i go to both parents)
xYou consider cheerleading a sport.( i am a cheerleader)
You hate wearing the color black.
x You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
x You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
x You were in gymnastics/dance? (Dance)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
x You smile a lot more than you should.
x You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (More than 10 actually XD I'm addicted to shoes :)
x You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.(eww dresses)
x You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing
Total: 14 WOW tied
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I LIVE IN THE COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm a LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a terrorist!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be gay too.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big ass.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
I'm a STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does homework 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I LOVE SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich.
I'm ON A DANCE team (or used to be), so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT WITH TEENAGE DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have an ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I HANG OUT WITH A FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST be in the mob.
I wear BLACK nail polish, so I MUST be emo, goth, or punk.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be a homosexual.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a plaid skirt.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a vampire.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil murderer with mental powers!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a homophobe.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be irresponsible.
I like READING, so I MUST be a loner.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology, so I MUST be wrong or misguided.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a satanist.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be gay.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST need converting.
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I POINT OUT MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE, so I must be an arsonist.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.
I love the musical RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm FROM TENNESSEE, so I MUST wear a cowboy hat.
I'm a GEEK, so I MUST want to be something like a lawyer or doctor.
I'm a BOOKWORM, so I MUST be smart.
I DO BALLET, so I MUST be gay.
I like SHOPPING AT ABERCROMBIE, so I MUST be a prep.
I PLAY SPORTS, so I MUST be a tomboy.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST be a freak.
I wear BRIGHT COLORS, so I MUST be a prep.
I LOVE TO READ, so I MUST be a geek.
I don’t TALK IN CLASS, so I MUST have no friends.
I'm the YOUNGEST CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled rotten.
I don’t GO TO CHURCH, so I MUST be atheist.
I'm an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a nerd.
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I don't HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS every weekend, so I MUST not have any.
I like ROCK, so I MUST hate rap.
I'm SHY, so I MUST be a dork.
I ACT CRAZY, so I MUST be a freak.
I've MADE MISTAKES, so I MUST be a horrible person.
I THINK, so I MUST be a loser.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I DON'T SHOP AT ABERCROMBIE OR HOLLISTER, so I MUST be poor.
I'm MIXED, so I MUST ONLY be black and white.
I'm an OG, so I MUST be Mexican.
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a witch.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not swear.
I'm a GUY and I DANCE, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be weak.
I'm a FOOTBALL PLAYER, so I MUST be stupid.
I ENJOY ANIME, so I MUST be a basement dweller.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be labeled.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a stereotype.
I HATE STEREOTYPES, so I MUST be an asshole
Don't label people
A boy and a girl are the best of friends, from elementary to high
school, beginning to end. Through all those years, their friendship
They both felt the same, but neither knew, each walking moment,
since the day they met.
The both loved each other, sunrise to sunset. He was all she had;
he was the one who kept her from the knife.
She was his angel, she made him smile. Though life threw him
curves, she made it all worth while.
Then one day, things went terribly wrong.
The next few weeks were like a very sad song.
He made her jealous, on purpose he tried.
When the girl asked ‘Do you love her?’ On purpose he lied.
He played with jealousy, like it was a game.
Little did he know, things would never be the same. His plan was
working, but he had no clue.
How wrong things would go, the damage he would do.
One night she broke down, feeling very alone.
Just her and the blade, no one else home.
She dialed his number; he answered ‘Hello?’
She told him she loved him, and hung up the phone.
He raced to her house, just a minute too late
Founder her lying in blood, her heart had no rate.
Beside her was a note. In it, was her confession.
Her love for this boy, her only obsession.
As he read the note, he knelt down and cried and grabbed her
That night, they both died. She was found in his arms, both of
Under her note his handwriting said
‘I loved her so, she never knew. All this time, I loved her too.’
This Made me cry
A Dads Poem
Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow.
Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home.
Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone.
But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.
But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet.
Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats. one by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.
At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there.
"Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out.
"She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout.
And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say, "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."
The words did not offend her, she smiled up at her Mom and looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.
And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak. And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.
"My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away. But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know. All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so. He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike. He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone. And though you cannot see him. I'm not standing here alone. "Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart I know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart"
With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest. Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress. And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears. Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life. Doing what was best for her, doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd. She finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud.
"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star. And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far. You see he was a fireman and died just this past year when airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear. But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away."
And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day. And to her mother’s amazement, she witnessed with surprise. A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes. Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside. Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side.
"I know you're with me Daddy," to the silence she called out.
And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt. Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed. But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
Try Not To Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go,
But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!
I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I?
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
Be a loser! Because being cool is soo overrated!
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
This is Bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him dominate the world!
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away (if well aimed).
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. (Stupid psychiatrist. :P )
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile (happens all the time)
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on to your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
Why America has some issues (Yes, I live there, but tough. These are all clever.)
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
Being mature is overrated.
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Cute Is What we For
1. Put your iPod (itunes) on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. Tag 10 friends who might enjoy doing this as well as the person you got this from.
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Teenage Dream (Glee Cast)
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
My Apocalypse (Escape the Fate)
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Hands Dow (Dashboard Confessional )
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
You Belong With Me (Taylor Swift)
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Guys like you make us look bad (Blessthefall)
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Saying Sorry (Hawthorne Heights)
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Today Was a Fairytale (Taylor Swift)
WHAT IS 2+2?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
The Reason (Hoobastank)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Emily (From First to Last)
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Ice Box (There for Tomorrow)
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Atmosfears (The Ready Set)
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
So Obvious (Runner Runner)
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Anthem (Good Charlotte)
WHAT WILL THEY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Welcome to My Life (Simple Plan)
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Young Forever (The Ready Set)
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
(I've Had) The time of my Life (Glee Cast)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Bring me to Life (Evanescence)
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Take it Off (Ke$ha)
HOW WILL YOU DIE?
My Disease (A Skylit Drive)
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
The Thespian (Alesana)
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Ohio is for Lovers (Hawthorne Heights)
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Walking on Air (Kerli)
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Solar Flares (The Ready Set)
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Billionaire (Glee Cast)
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Bad Blood (Escape the Fate)
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Sweet Talk 101 (Cute is What We Aim For)
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"
This is a true story:
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms
(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
Write your top ten Twilight characters in no particular
order and answer the questions - no peeking!