Thor has wanted to claim Loki as his for a long time. On his birthday, he does. / RATED M FOR A REASON!, Violence/Rape, SMUTT (duh) Dark!Thor? I guess? Don't like don't read. Pre-Thor

Batman and Joker are something more than enemies, but as both wrestle with the reality and consequences of their decision, they have to wonder: how long can it last? Especially when fed-up exes get involved… Joker/Batman slash, non-graphic. T for swearing

Details the relationship between Lucy and Dr. JekyllMr. Hyde. Lots of fluff! Please R&R!

A collection of short stories based on the Pokedex entries and whatever else happens to be in my mind. Vast range of genres, characters, and settings. Any Pokemon can be valuable if you care enough to give value to it. Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, and Unova complete!

Even when you have millennia to spend together, sometimes all it takes is a moment to fall in love all over again. Fun-sized glimpses into Thor and Loki's domestic life. Updated frequently.

Harley wants Joker, Joker wants Batman, and Batman wants none of it. But several children's lives hang in the balance, and Joker promises to release the hostages unharmed... on one condition. Cracktastic hilarity ensues. B/J SLASH

Roman AU, Thor is a Gladiator in the Roman Colosseum, a captive from the wars against Germany, Loki is a Roman Nobleman, or something that looks a lot like it and everything Thor hates. When Loki sees Thor in the arena he knows he has to have him. Contains both non/ dub con and consensual sex, will attach warnings to all relevant chapters.

When Thor is saved by the Jotun Prince Loki, he is forced to reconsider his opinion of the entire Jotun race.

Thor and Loki's son won't stop crying, but no one is able to identify the cause of his distress.

[Thorki, AU, pre-Thor] Thor wasn't as drunk as Loki thought he was.

Faced with an eternity without his brother, Loki strikes a bargain to change the past. Post TDW. (NOW COMPLETE)

Thor is causing a storm and Loki needs to know why. [Thorki, M/M, sort-of incest, you know the drill, graphic-ish sex, slight size kink] This was written for my girl Sapsorrow's birthday so is essentially a checklist of our kinks.

Darkness is mercy for the ones, who don't want to be seen. For Loki it has become one of his closest confidants long time ago. And he loves it. Loves it, loves with never-ending devosion and distinction. Thor shouldn't find out about that. He would have only been jealous. Unnecessarily, of course..

Loki's been reading some Midgardian Marvel comics to see what all the fuss is about (and, really, what the Midgardians can be writing about him), when he comes across some coincidental innuendo. Thor, and Mjolnir, are only too happy to oblige. PWP Loki/Thor/Mjolnir

When Loki fell from the Bifrost, he left behind a brother shadowed with grief. And Thor, as a man of action, must give action to his sorrow.

In which Thor and Loki set to work on healing each other's scars. "I'd like to kill the person who did that to you" he murmurs. Thor frowns and replies gently – "Loki you did that to me." Loki raises his head; "I know" he says". Thorki, beginning during "Dark World", graphic content, much hurt/ comfort.

Loki dies and Thor travels to Hel's realm to bring him back. Pairing: Thor/Loki. For tothetwelve's fanfiction contest on Tumblr.

An invisible force is pulling them towards each other but they can't tell why. The answer is simple enough: Because love needs no reason. HighschoolAU. A/N: It was originally planned as a Christmas fic, but I was busy, so consider it a belated Xmas/Valentine's Day fic. Sentences in ** are text messages. Read and Review!

Loki is not sure how it all started. Or when. He only knows that one fateful day his brother came inside his cell, took a few steps closer until Loki could see the swirling storm in the bright blue gaze he learned to hate. "I want to talk." Thor said. Sudden Anger lingering in his voice. Loki just nodded. ThunderFrost

When Loki turns up demanding Thor's help on a quest to retrieve the All-Mother from Valhalla, Thor isn't about to say no. But that doesn't mean he's forgotten anything, and what better time than a road trip through the backwaters of the universe for trying to talk things out?

Thor decides he's about done with letting Loki get himself hurt and pretending he's okay with it. Loki's got two feet of steel through his lungs and is finding it difficult to argue. Family therapy, at its finest.

Some random haikus that examine the mutual obsession between Batman and Joker... These are mostly intended as slash, but about half of them can be read as gen, if you insist. There's nothing graphic. B/J SLASH

Loki is stuck at yet another feast and he's in the need for a distraction. When Thor offers his help, he had no idea what he's getting into... Warning: MATURE SEXUAL CONTENTS!, M/M, Rough Play. I hope you like and if u can, please leave a review! ENJOY! XD

Frigga is dead and Loki is left alone in his cell to grieve.

AU in which Odin takes Loki for the sole purpose of raising a monster beside Thor to make Thor look better—to make a villain in order to make a hero—but Loki, being the intrinsically sweet soul that he is, and Thor, loving his little brother unconditionally, completely ruin Odin's plans. (Brotherly Fluff; Evil!Odin; Protective!Thor; no pairings; one-shot.)

At the end of The Avengers, they all went to get shawarma. Where was Loki? Well... Caution, spoilers. Now includes Loki's return to Asgard and some other random stuff.

He was supposed to go to Asgard. Instead, they took him back. To them. To the ones that caught him when he fell, the creatures that inhabited his nightmares and forced his actions. They weren't supposed to take him back.

Odin decides that the best way to deal with Loki is to throw him into the dungeons without a trial. Three hundred years later, Thor is king and he decides that it's time for his little brother to come home. He is completely unprepared for the weak, broken creature, a mere shadow of his brother, that the guards lay at his feet. Warning: Major Angst.

Post-Avengers. As his punishment, Loki has been given over to Tyr, god of war, as his slave. Thor is nowhere in sight and Loki is alone. Can he endure what's to come? Two-shot, Loki-whump, h/c. WARNING: contains non-con, slavery, angst. If this disturbs you, don't read.

Post-Avengers. Stuck in a cave on Jotunheim, Thor and Loki learn to get along - but perhaps there's something more that might bring them closer together. Porn With Plot.

Batman and the Joker stop for a moment and talk, both tired of everything. Not exactly Angst, just an experiment in hurt/comfort genre. Could be seen as Pre Slash.

"You're going to forgive me for the pearls."

Set after The Dark Knight. An injured Joker finds out that Bruce Wayne is the Batman and pays him a visit. Slash. UPDATED March 6th 2013.

An interview with Dr. Crane is never simple.

It is wrong, and Thor cannot help it.

Centuries of coexistence cannot be labeled only with one term. They are each other's ally and enemy, and everything in between, and all that at the same time. Two brothers linked beyond love and feud, envy and denial for eternity.

Loki is alone and mourning his inability to be honest about his emotions. What will happen when Thor shows up, will Loki let him in or push him away? Rubbish summary, sorry. The story is better, I promise.

A cracked Loki/Moriarty fic I wrote for my friend. Basically, what I think could have happened if Loki landed in London instead of New York. Loki wants power. Moriarty wants his helmet. **DOCTOR WHO REFERENCES**

A letter from Alfred to Bruce. The first plea to give up the Batman. Some of Bruce's childhood moments.

Loki POV based off ScroobiusPip's The Magician's Assistant-Youtube and watch it! . Self-harm, suicidal Loki, Thor to the rescue? Wanted to try something different, so if this isn't to your liking, sorry this one isn't for you ! -Story's not as cheery, I hope, as this summary

The three Batman movies are great, but some scenes are just to stupid or awkward to include. This is a collection of hilarious moments that you know MUST have happened in the movies, including dinner time with Bane, applying makeup with the Joker, and why the siege of Gotham was as boring as hell. You all know Batman's story, but here's what happened meanwhile, in Gotham...

Bruce dreams of Selina while he's in the Pit.

Thor visits Loki in his holding cell in Asgard. Oneshot. Drabble. Prompt fill. Pre-slash if you want to see it that way. Thorki. Thunderfrost.

A city decides to fight.

At night, or whenever I was allowed rest, I would wrap my arms around myself and imagine that it was Thor who was holding me, that he was there next to me, that he was the one cleaning my bleeding wounds and soothing away the pain. And for a moment, my cell would not feel as cold as it did before. Thor/Loki

My imagining of Loki's punishment on Asgard. M for graphic detail of beatings and torture and language. R&R

Peter gets hurt saving Cap's life, so Cap and Iron Man take him back to Stark Tower to patch him up. A pre-superfamily fic. Also, science bros. Slight Steve/Tony preslash

The Joker tires of Arkham. Post-TDK. Drabble style and prompt based.

Immediately following the Avengers Loki is placed into custody. Thor tries to bring back the brother he once knew. That is, of course, if he can before The Chitauri come for Loki.

Five years after they first meet, a case in rural Sussex changes John and Sherlock's life forever. Eventual slash.

"The world thought Bruce Wayne was just an ordinary man. But little did the world know that Bruce Wayne was nothing less than extraordinary."

Alternate ending to Thor. Instead of Heimdall seeing Jane on earth, he sees Loki, and what is the God of Mischief reduced to as a mortal?

Loki had once told him that they were like the earth and sky, two halves, ever-opposite, inseperable. That is about to change.

Thor returns to Asgard with Loki as his prisoner and becomes the one to sew his own not-brother's lips shut.

Everyone suffers from nightmares, even if they don't expect each other to. Joker, Crane, Bruce oneshot.

"I searched for you for so long, Loki. I won't let you go, now." Thor/Loki Slash

The progression of Thor and Loki's relationship from the eyes of Salvig, Odin's loyal friend and faithful servant.

You should never ask a question you don't know or want the answer to. Part of the Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before series.

A night in bed. It's hard to summarize when there is no plot. PWP! Rated M, very very M.

"Even when you become King, even if you forget about me, I will always be near for you." Generally PWP.

Post-movie "Nothing was repaired; nothing was fixed." Loki's thoughts when he wakes up next to Thor after their night together. More informational author's note inside. Thor/Loki, Slash, Don't like, don't read.

In eleven minutes, much can change. Hope can be lost, and smiles can be broken. Prequel to "Another kind of Suicide", can be read alone. one-sided B/J implied.

You know her. Look down, she's probably on this page. Well, as much as she might want that, it's just a job. But how far would she be willing to go to make it a reality?

They consider silence and isolation to be punishment. They are wrong. It is a reward. One-shot.

Sometimes, it's impossible to find the word you need to say it all... in English. Twenty ficlets based on untranslatable words. Arthur/Eames

"It's the only part of your life you really hide from me, John, it and the war, and I'd like to know about it. About you." Sherlock x John.

When Harvey wakes up somewhere he'd rather not be, it's up to him to put the pieces together and get himself out. Only one problem: everyone thinks he's dead! One-shot.

Their torrid little affair has bee going on for awhile now, but The Joker has taken things too far this time. Established Batman/Joker slash, set during The Dark Knight. PWmuchP.

Odin never hid Loki's true heritage from him and with the truth comes a heavy burden. Thor takes it upon himself to be Loki's anchor through the storms.

Loki has a bad dream and comes to Thor for comfort. Brotherly cuteness, based on the movie.

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

Malfoys don't fall in love. Potters, on the other hand, do. Oneshot Drarry. Inspired by the song Pumpkin Soup by Kate Nash.

Soon after parting ways with the rest of the Fellowship, Frodo and Sam consider their options...some of which may be less valid than others. Written for Middle Earth Independence Day, March 25.

-Gríma x Éowyn- One day he'll melt her down and remake her in the image he wishes.

My parody of Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End.

A yaoi/slash take on the Batman vs. Joker highway scene in The Dark Knight. Batman/Joker. "His whole head twitched with the force of each word as he growled, 'C'mon c'mon, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. C'mon, hit me."

"I can't see how beautiful he is from the reflection in the mirror. I'm too caught up in seeing just how ugly I am. I'm tired and old and ugly." Neil's POV

It's convenient, a little comforting, and a bleak sort of perfect. Arthur's musings on his feelings for Curt. Post film.

Established Relationship. The little things you do for that special someone.

A man in black wreaks vengeance on those who attacked Jack.

Just read... It is a work in progress, so remember that when reading it...

The Joker was many things, but suicidal was not one of them.

BATMAN/JOKER "After an honest conversation with the Joker, Batman wonders what exactly he's been chasing all these years..." SLASH One-shot songfic: Nickelback - "Far Away" Rated M for safety. R&R!

A piece written to the music of Shostakovich's Symphony No. 1, Movement Three Lento-Largo . Enjoy. :

When Harley Quinn arrives at Poison Ivy's apartment showing signs of physical and psychological abuse, Ivy must care for her while struggling with her own feelings for the jester. Their relationship is tested further when more complications arise...

Written for batmanjoker's Halloween Anonymous Challenge on LJ. Sometimes, all it takes is one moment to throw all other plans to the wayside. Particularly if said moment includes a man dressed as a flying rodent. Joker's POV, one-sided J/B. Oneshot.

I't all started with a dream. "I can't shake this feeling from my head, there's a devil sleeping in my bed... I know it's not the right thing, and I know its not the good thing, but kinda I want to..." B/J slash. multi-song fict. Nine Inch Nails.

Sherlock and John contemplate what it would have been like to live in Victorian England. Unabashed fluff, S/J. Written for the LJ Sherlockbbc kink meme.

It's suicide to kill yourself. What about a part of you? Half perhaps? Bruce let the people of Gotham kill his other half, since it was what's -fair- One-shot, character death, rated T for swearing.

After Batman gives in to his hidden desires for one night, he carts off the clown to Arkham, only for the doctors to find the Joker is pregnant. WARNING! MPREG! Do not read if do not like!

Bruce Wayne bides his time, waiting for the dark curtain to fall, performing every night as his last.

AU: College parties, gotta love 'em. Featuring a Shy/slightly Neurotic! Bruce and Nurse!Joker having a chance meeting on Halloween.

A slightly angsty glimpse at Batman and Joker's dysfunctional codependent relationship. Drabble. B/J established relationship. B/J SLASH.

Crane finds himself in the company of a nosy and persistent child and he's not exactly happy about it.

What happen's when Gotham's most elite price and feared vigilante fall's for Gotham's current murderer? Love? Fear? Confusion? Insanity? Betrayel? Anger, hurt, resentment? Or just chaos? Rated T for some language and BxJ slash.

She kicks him hard enough that he stumbles into a metal filing cabinet and leaves a dent.He throws her through the tenth story window; the glass sparkles underneath the full moon.They chase each other across the skyline of Gotham until the sun rises.BWSK

It's a game, between the two of them. Who can annoy each other more, who can get under the other's skin first. Who'll break first. At the end of this story, Arthur backs Eames into a bathroom wall and kisses him, hard. Arthur/Eames.

He needs a shave, he really does.

Slash. Batman/Joker - Hesitating, suddenly unsure of his question or the want of an answer Bruce studies the man beside him, his eyes tracing the smeared patterns in the Jokers makeup.

Sometimes Bruce dreams about the night in the alley... A oneshot exploring Bruce's angst-ridden nightmares of his parents' murder. Light Batman/Joker slash. B/J established relationship.

Batman/Joker, slightly AU drabble-like oneshot. Starts out before TDK.

Arkham makes good on that shared cell for Bruce and Joker. Contains B/J slash, dark!Bruce and mild sex. Written for round 10 of Knight vs Anarchy on LJ. Disclaimer: Not mine and no profit is being made. Be a dear and tell me your thoughts on this one?

An essay explaining my personal views on the psychology of our favorite villain, the Joker.

Ch. 41 FIXED! There is a difference between selfishness and selflessness. A line almost as thin and slender as the line between sanity and madness. And it can be crossed with one simple choice. J/B, B/J. SLASH.

The continuing fluff/crack of Joker/Batman. Slash.

He was dying, and though a shocker, it wasn't a complete surprise.

Bruce Wayne wakes up and finds himself blindfolded and tied to a chair, captured by his arch enemy. It's going to be an interesting night. B/J SLASH. M/M. Mature. Oneshot. Nolanverse.

Everyone is a card. But in the end, it's all about making a choice. So, what's it going to take to make YOU stand out?

Every man is corruptible. Every man has a breaking point.

Batman really had no idea how to categorize this incident, but he was fairly sure that the word "strange" didn't even begin to start covering it...though it rarely does when Jonathan Crane is involved. But sugar? Dedicated to Lauralot.

Two are better then one

no rest for the weary

Featuring Albus, Minerva, and Lee Jordan. Ye have been warned. T for brief cursing. Slight AU.

Drabbles. Ch1 Bruce's POV, Ch2 Joker's... Contemplating the things they'll never tell each other... implied SLASH of the Batman/Joker persuasion. Semi-established relationship. J/B SLASH

Definite AU. Good News, Bruce Wayne overcame his fear of guns. Bad News, half the Narrows is in the morgue. Dark!Bruce and Joker preslash. A look at if Batman didn't exist and fell on the otherside of the razor's edge.

Tweaking with the joker

He so wants to be human Again

Jonathan and the Scarecrow have an interesting habit when they're producing their Fear Toxin. What can the Joker do but laugh upon discovering it?

A treat for all

That day we all cried

A young man is discovered to be the next target of the famous deadly assassin known only as Deadshot. He knows Batman is the only one who can save him from Deadshot. Why? Because he knows Batman better than anyone. Drabble. Slighty slashy intentions.

After years of treatment in Arkham, the Joker was released. He left town and started his life over, trying to maintain his new-found sanity. Bruce tracks him down. Slash, sexy stuff, language.

Batman/Joker, no particular setting for the first part, set post-TDK for the second, crack!fic all the way. If Christopher Nolan had pitched TDK slightly differently...

Bruce get's phone calls from a madman. He won't except Rachels death, he has to be convinced. Stuck in the past, does he even know where he is? Every time he hangs up, he sees red... Oneshot.

It's time for The Joker to find out who the real Batman is. Rating may change in later chapters, BrucexJoker in late chapters too...

Just a little thing about Joker and the "You complete me" line.

You know for a fact that he is watching you, because you're always watching him." Futurefic, with overtones of Clex.

He sees him everywhere now." Warnings for disturbing imagery, violence. It is the Joker, after all.

Apparently, for all his psychiatric brilliance and chemical know-how, Jonathan Crane knows nothing about alcohol. Including how much goes in to a Long Island Iced Tea. Hopefully, he won't do anything he'll regret. Possible Crane/Harley.

A collection of HP-themed drabbles.

Mother Nature is a cunning, patient mistress. -weird oneshot thing. poisonivyharleyquinn, of course.- M for the usual.

Selena Kyle. Rachel Dawes. Harvey Dent. Bruce Wayne. Edward Nigma. Jack Napier. Jimmy Connolly. Gwen Paltron. In the rising death toll of corruption and scandal, Gotham’s citizens tell their stories. But can you know them by their words alone? Nolanverse.

Curved up at the sides, the fun has just begun

Bruce Wayne is ready to face an uncomfortable truth about himself, but when he makes a bold move, he quickly finds he is in over his head. Will he make the best of it? Or will a certain unexpected clown create more chaos in his life than he likes?

The Batman has fun with the Clown Prince of Crime. A one-shot. Rated M for a reason. Batman/Joker.

Bruce groaned loudly as Jack pounded into him relentlessly, his arms pulling against the restraints. BONDAGE YAOI! Batman/Joker mentions Batman/Joker/Tony Stark

After House's team jump to conclusions, House tries to teach them a lesson and ropes Wilson in to help - but everything doesn't go according to plan. H/W A/N inside.

Less than one year since “Magic Steps”, Discipline cottage gets a few more residents. Three new young mages come to Winding Circle in unorthodox ways, adding to the young weaver mage who moved in after Sandry left. Continued inside. COMPLETE!

"So, Brucey…" Bruce flinched, "What made you seek me out, on a beautiful night, drunk...?" "I… I needed to see you… to see someone who… who might be able to help me…"

A poem I wrote after I saw the Dark Knight. Using different phrases that the Joker says and putting them together to show what has become of people. Rated becuase I'm new to this

Sometimes bad luck for some is good luck for others. Slash, Batman/Joker. Bondage, dub-con, M-rated.

Nolanverse/House crossover. Batman/Joker SLASH. Written for Knight vs. Anarchy challenge at lj. Something’s wrong with Joker…well, more than usual. Bruce goes to the best to try and find out what it is…

Batman/Joker. Slash. Sometimes, hate and love really are closer than we think, and hate and need are even closer than that. Obsession might not be healthy, but since when have either of them ever been healthy?

Dewey believes in Santa but his family thinks he's crazy. Malcolm and Stevie work on a gross school project. Francis and Piama think about having kids. Lois and Hal think about the idea of getting a dog for the boys' Christmas present.

Alfred wasn't really expecting that. Nor was any of the Bat Family. However yes, that was the Joker in Bruce Wayne's Bed. SLASH. Of a crackish flavor. Ye have been warned.

Slash. Batman/Joker ...and in his mind repeated one thought. One truth. Mine.

Leroux-based. Christine realizes what it's really like to be Erik's wife. Slowly, she learns that in order to unlock his heart, she must first unlock hers. Her perspective as his living bride. COMPLETE.

Bashing the overused Mary-Sue character. No offence to anyone... haha.

After killing off a room of hostages to lure the Batman, the Joker is in for a nasty surprise. Gen.

One-Shot, unless enough reviews beg for it to be continued. An actress and her lion dæmon reflect on their unexpected settling as they wait in the wings for their Opening Night production. Pre-Golden Compass.

The Joker always thought that if he saw Batman out of his bat-suit, in everyday life, that he’d know him immediately. However, as he stared at Bruce Wayne, he couldn't be sure. Joker/Batman, as always. Slash! -For Tera Earth-

The life of a certain Bellatrix Lestrange is a complex tale with unexpected twists and turns. Here, we trace her descent into the darkness, and discover surprising facts that no one anticipated... AU.

CA. PWP. Arthur goes in search of Curt, who's working on a present for Arthur, for a start....

Arthur has nothing better to do than work. Or that's what he once thought. Warm snuggly OTP goodness.

Anakin is pregnant. Yes, really. Written in the form of nine separate 100 word drabbles. Slash, MPREG, and sheer idiocy contained herein.

A parody of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen. Co-written with my husband, Minto Grubb.

What if Disney ever got its paws on Phantom? *shudder*