Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, South Park, Sentinel, and Stargate: Atlantis.
Hey all, I'm SweetStrawberryShortCake, Kati. I'm 21 years old.
hi everyone...i have taken my reloaded series down.
33 things to know about me:
1: I trust very easy, but violate that trust and it's very hard for me to forgive you.
2: I am in a complicated realationship with my daughters other parent. long story.
3: I have dirty blonde hair, blue gray eyes (but Ive been dying my hair black for the past two years.)
4: I'm a Harry Potter,Darren Shan Saga,Twilight, Scrubs, Queer as Folk,Star Trek, Star Wars, Secret Life and Smallville crazed fan girl
5: As well as a Naruto, Gravitation, Sailor Moon, Descendents of Darkness, and any thing Dragon Ball fan(D.B.,D.B.Z,D.B.GT) girl.
6: I'm dashingly cleaver.
7: I have an amazing sense of humor: I make myself laugh more than I do other people!
8: I don't just get mad, I get even VERY EVEN
9: I'm terrified of not just the dark but also of what's in it.
10: My mouth tends to get me into trouble, and I usually regret what I say especially if the results are disastrous, but in that case I say to my self "NO REGRETS" and it works
11: I have been pregnant and have had a miscariage. (my daughter Lillie. my bestfriend carla stepped up and became her other parent when her father didnt want her)
12: I am father less, but luckily for me a few terrific men stepped up to be role models (I reunited with my daddy a year ago.)
13: I love my older brother, but right now I could take a shot gun to his head (i have three older brothers all who I love, but they drivve me insane too)
14: I hate horror movies, expect the ones with Vampires: I dig Vampire movies!!: I love Blade, 30Days of Night, and Interview with the Vampire the most and the vampire's assistant. AND OF COURSE TWILIGHT!! (Ive gotten better with horror movies honestly i have quite a few favorites now)
15: Even though I hate horror movies, get me pissed off enough and I'll write one in my head with lots of blood and torture.
16: I am a proud BISEXUAL
17: I had to fight for my rights with in my own family.
18: I am a BDSM submissive..and maybe a slight, very weak switch... and I am proud to be a pet slave...well i would be one if I had the right master or mistress.
19: I have had my share of troubles, too much actually, which has resulted in MASSIVE TRUST, INSECURITY, AND ABANDONMENT issues that I can't seem to break.
20: I all but crave older movies from the 20's - 40's maybe 50's when I'm really sick.
21: I have just recently started to celebrate and honor my daughter.
22: I have alcoholism and addiction in my blood, get me started on booz and drugs and I'll never want to stop, ive learned to drink and party when im mentaly stable and never when im depressed and sucidal.
23: I love dance movies.
24: I love Disney and Pixar movies.
25: I some day want a little girl. (i already have one ofcourse but I want another)
26: I have three religions, three religions that have become a part of me to my core. I was raised Christain, I converted to Buddhism when I was 16, and I experimented with the wiccan side of me. I love wicca. and i am proud to say that.
28: I love uncondtionaly until you give me a reason for conditions.
29: I love child Pyschology and I cant wait to be a doctor.
30: My sister and I are soul twins and we are always constantly on the same brain wave!!! fuck with me and she will hurt you
31: I love fine arts. Music, art, acting, dancing all that jazz. I consider music and art my life.
32: I'm a hippy
33: This list is always changing since I am always changing.
Major Works and Series(Harry Potter):
1) With Great Responsibility Universe: This series is and always will be a BDSM Universe/AU series. With Complete authorization and permission from Xanthe and Keira Marcos.
(first two chapters now uploaded onto LJ. projected update:May)
2) Dark Series Universe: A seven part story spanning all the way from the beginning of creation to approximately 15years after harry graduates. It is a dark series about dark magic, dark and ancient laws. this one has extreme warnings and the pairings are all over the place, it is heavily angsty. but i have to say this story has been and always will be my greatest HP story in the making other than WGR.
(Book One uploaded onto LJ. Year One of Book Two now completed on LJ. Projected update: TBA)
3) Bonded Universe: This originally started out as a BDSM universe/slave universe. the hyphen is because it is a rather dark take on my subculture. the seedy underbelly of it, with a bit of slavery thrown in to make it even more twisted. it is a heavily angsty piece that will terrify you yet leave you with hope after every chapter. it will occasionally make you smile, cry, and want to turn and run. This has heavy warnings on it as this piece is a dark look into the human psyche.
4) The Dark Serpentine: A story about each characters trip into madness and darkness...yet also with a bit of tolerance, coexistance, peace and unity thrown in.
AN//this story is on hold for the present time, thank you very much
The Dark Serpentine: Story out line
Serpentine: ser-pen-tine (adjective)
1. Winding: winding and twisting, with many bends and curves
2. Resembling snake: like a snake in motion or shape
3. Cunning: untrusting and cunning, as a snake is conventionally thought to be.
Part 1) The Dark Serpentine Series: My little Serpent, My Snakeling
Harry and Tom
Sub Part 1) Peace, Unity and Coexistence
Sub Part 2) Bound_ Tattoos and Wedding Bands
Sub Part 2) Serpentine Magic: Parsel History
Sub Part 3) an Ending Becomes a Beginning
Part 2) The Dark Serpentine Series: A Dark Princess Becomes Thee
Hermione and Severus
Sub Part 1) A Brilliance for Darkness_ Apprenticeship
Sub Part 2) Secrets and Lies
Sub Part 3) Dreamscapes and Night Terrors
Sub Part 4) Tattoos and Revelations
Sub Part 5) Peace, Unity and Coexistence
Part 3) The Dark Serpentine Series: The Bride of Darkness and Her Reign of Torment
Bella and Neville
Sub Part 1) Wanted Alive
Sub Part 2) CAPUTURED!
Sub Part 3) Sick Games: Bella’s Play Thing
Sub Part 4) A Night in Hell
Sub Part 5) Sick, Twisted Truths
Sub Part 6) Solitude
Sub Part 7) Our first Tattoo
Sub Part 7) Peace, Coexistence and Unity
Part 4) The Dark Serpentine Series: The Dark Prince and his Popper of Fire
Draco and Ron
Sub Part 1) Beaten Bloody_ the beginning
Sub Part 2) Hospitalized!
Sub Part 3) Making Connections
Sub Part 4) Hidden Secret and Revealed Lies
Sub Part 5) To take it or not to take it?
Sub Part 6) On this Fiery Cross
Sub Part 7) Prove you loyalties!!
Sub Part 8) Peace, Coexistence and Unity
Part 5) The Dark Serpentine Series: Moon lit Pansies in the Clearing
Luna and Pansy
Sub Part 1) Thestrals and Apples
Sub part 2) Angle food Cake in the Clearing
Sub Part 3) Lustful Waters
Sub Part 4) The Voyeur (somebody who watches for sexual pleasure)
Sub Part 5) Lustfully Wanted…
Sub Part 6) Confrontations
Sub Part 7) “Where do your loyalties lie?”
Sub Part 8) Peace, Coexistence and Unity
Part 6) The Dark Serpentine Series: Twisted Twins Of Fire
Fred and George (established relationship after The Order of The Phoenix/Twincest dont like dont read)
Sub Part 1) More than Meets the Eye
Sub Part 2) The Reason to Our Success
Sub Part 3) Weasley Wizard Wheezes
Sub Part 4) Explorations in to the dark
Sub Part 5) New Loyalties
Sub Part 6) Peace, Coexistence and Unity
The Sequel called ‘Basilisk Dreams and Nightmares’ will be written as soon as I finish this one, it’s going to take a while though.
Basilisk: bas-i-lisk (noun) A legendary reptile, said to have been hatched by a serpent from a roster’s egg, whose look or breath was supposed to be fatal.
This story is on hold until furthure notice.
5) Play Hard Series:
1: Play Hard (Complete)
2: Play Hard: Settling In (On Going)
3: Play Hard: The Path To Ascension (in the planning stages)
1: Play Hard: Bite Marks (Severus' POV) (Complete)
2: Play Hard: Play Harder (complete)
3: Play Hard: When You're Ready (on Going)
4: Play Hard: Citizen Kane (in the planning stages)
5: Play Hard: Captive To Torture (in the planning stages)
6: Play Hard: Romanian Dreams (in the planning stages)
7: Play Hard: Honey (Chapters 1 and 2 complete)
8: Play Hard: Beautiful (sixth year) (chapter one complete)
Play Hard: The Complete Universe: (In the planning stages)
The Complete universe in chronological order from the perspectives of the HP characters and my own original characters. itll be every story and spin off in the series in one big massive collection. Max rating MA-NC17.
this story will include the aspect of Life Bonding and Kaeira, or in Xanthe's BDSM Univers, Life Force or Life Energy. So yes I am borrowing this aspect with complete authorization but am putting my own spin on it to take the concept to an even more grand level. i just chose to take this story in this direction last week and will slightly rework Play Hard and Play Hard: Setteling In to accommodate for it. Please go back read each chapter to look for the Kaeira inserts as they are integral parts of a much bigger story. they should be reworked by 8/20/2013
Major Works and Series(Star Trek):
1) Across The Stars And Sky Series:(this outline can be found on LJ and first few chapters are uploaded. Projected update: TBA)
A dark look into the mind of an abused child who survived the murdering of an entire half of a colony and the prices he must pay for that survival, the memories he must endure. heavily influenced by my miscarriage. abrams verse.
Major Works and Series(Gravitation):
1) Reloaded Series:
1- Morning Thoughts Reloaded
2- Morning Dreams Reloaded
3-Morning Glories Reloaded
4- Morning Celebration Reloaded
5-Submit and Surrender (spin off: time line BDSM piece)
REMOVED!! sorry guys...its just not ever getting finished and as my inspiration to keep the story going is a mess, i just decided for my sanity to take it down.
Pet Projects/short stories/one shots:
1) It's The Way Series. (Complete. May give birth to a stand alone or a prequel of sorts.)
2) Bonnie and Clyde. (Complete.)
3) Family Ties. (Now uploaded onto LJ. projected update: May.)
4) Here With Me. (Now updated on FF obviously. projected update: TBA)
5) Merry Me Series (Part One complete. Sequels TBA)
6) Untitled Tuvok and Harry story. try as i might i have no title for it. i think I came up with one when I was drunk once. I dont know if I will post this one. hmmm
7) Burning Dawn (ehhh)
8) Our Long Weekend (double ehh)
9) Free Me, Free My Soul (now uploaded.projected update: TBA)
10) Play Hard (complete.)
Plot Bunnies/ ideas with Merit:
1) other BDSM universe stories in any fandom sometimes repeating. I have about three other BDSM Universe stories for harry potter in my head right now.
(free me, free my soul)
2) An alpha and Omega story for any fandom
(untitled Walking Dead story)
3) another Sentinel/Guide story for any fandom.
4) A story that is inspired by Philip Pullman's Dark Materials Novel Series. the biggest thing I want to take from his novels is the concept of the Daemons. this might be in any fandom.
5) A pet series inspired by Paul Simon's Father and Daughter song.
6) A severus/harry sibling story that isn't twisted and fucked up.
7) Marriage contract/law story. yes i know soooooo over done but ive always thought it was a good idea. plot bunnies developing. most likely will pop up.
Hmmmmmmmmmm I'm begining to see a pattern here!!!! hahahahahah these might crop up I dont know yet.
My major works have become a first priority again. I will update these first than any side projects.
Real quick: my gravitation Series goes Morning Thoughts, Morning Dreams, and Morning Glories for now. there are other parts. I started this series when I was seventeen and made it all the way to glories, but it wasnt that good. so Im Reloding them. So its not my morning series anymore its my reloaded series now. even the other parts will have reloaded in the title even though its my first time loading them. So its Morning Thoughts Reloaded, Morning Dreams Reloaded and Morning Glories Reloaded. Just thought id clear that up.
In Life and misc accomplishments
1)Staying away from drugs,except for a few hits of reefer.
2)Over coming a depression
3)Starting a series on FanFic
4)Over coming my fear of not only the dark but dark basements at 3:33am.
5)Being able to stay awake for more than 72hours straight...thats college for ya. lol.
6)Writing a chapter more than 15,000 words
7)Graduating High School
8)Getting accepted into college
ALL TIME FAVE MOVIES:
That was Then,This is Now
A Walk To Remember
Sense and Sensibility
HP1-5 and 6-7
The Green Mile
The Diary of a Mad Black Woman
As Good as it Gets
Spirt: Stallian of the Cimiro
Fave Chic Flicks:
Besides the six or more I just mentioned:
How To Lose a Guy in Ten Days
Can't Buy Me Love
Some Kinda Wonderful
Because I said So
The perfect Man
A Cinderella Story
Failer To Launch
Message in a Bottle
Tristen and Isolde
A Love Story
Back to the Future(All)
Look Who's Talking (All)
The Breakfast Club
Charlie's Angels (All versions)
Where the Heart is
Wild Hearts Can't be Broken
Sweet Home Alabamma
Over her Dead Body
Sex and the city
10 Things I hate About you
Breastfast at tifanys
Sleepless in Seatel
What Women Want
What a Girl Wants
The Object of my affection
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
Life as We Know It
Sex and the city(1and2)
Pretty In Pink
Fave Dance Movies:
Dirty Dancing Havana Nights
Save the Last Dance(1)
Step UP(only the first)
Take the Lead
Foot Lose (original and remake)
Honey (one and two)
Fame(original and remake)
Bring it on(cheer is a form of dance people, as well as a form of gymanstics)
One Last Dance
30 Day's of Night
Interview with the Vampire
Maxrix All of them
Blade all of them
The Fast and Furious (All)
Broke Back Mountain
My Fair lady
A White Christmas
Christmas in Connecticut
Mericle on 34th Street
A Chrismas carol (all versions)
The dark Crystal
My Fair Lady
Valley of The Dolls
True Grit (all version)
Scifi Movies and Shows:
Star Trek (all- love them)
Chronicles of Riddict
Star Wars (All)
Star Trek(all. i wish they had made a ds9 and voyager movie... :(... )
2001 Space Odyssey
Star Gate SG1
Star Gate Atlantis (love love love)
Being Human (a bit more on the fantasy side)
Final Fantasy Advent Children
Lord of the Rings
Once Upon A Time
My favorite t.v. shows:
Queer As Folk (this got me through some hard times)
Boy Meets World
The Cosby Show
Will & Grace
Smallville(Like I said crazed fan girl)
New Adventures of Old Chrsitine
How I met your mother
The Secret Life of the American Teenager
Star Gate SG1
Star Gate Atlantis
Avatar(I fell in love with it years ago and I have sadley fell out of the story line, but my love for it is still as strong as ever!!)
Ben Ten(Same thing I just fell in love with it, except I did stay with the story line...)
Ben Ten Alien Force(Apparently!)
Kim Possible(I have always loved KP)
American Dragon Jake Long(It's adorable!)
Totally Spies(It's all about girl Power!!)
Justic League (all)
Blue Collar Comedy
The Cobert Report
Red vs Blue
NCIS(love it, I was too young when it came out to appriecate it though! Sadley I have no clue what whappen with Kate and all that buissness.)
CSI(This I have watched from the get go!)
psyche(sp? I suck at spelling any way I rather love it)
Gravitation(Can't live with out it)
Naruto(I love Naruto)
Sailor Moon(This was my very first Anime, in fact it was my very first show, so it has most of my heart as far Anime/Manga are concerned)
His and Her Circumstances
All of DB
Descendents Of Darkness
High School Honuro
yea I'm still new to the world of Anime but I love it so far so it can only get better right??
And I would lieing if I said I didn't love to read, write and watch Harry Potter
Final Fantasy 8,9,10,10 2 (I refuse to acknowledge FF7, honestly what's the appeal?)
Star Wars: Knights of the Republic (all)
Metal Gear (All)
The Force Unleashed
Kingdom Hearts (all)
Dragon Age(all, hopefully three as well)
Amy of Two(all)
COD(all.once again if you dont know what this means..then you clearly need to get a life)
GOW(all. honestly you arn't much of a gamer if you haven't at least heard of this)
Batman (arkum series)
I Love Lucy
The Three Stooges
I Dream of Genie
Murdur She Wrote
Favorite Disney Movies:
Is it fair to say them all? If not, here is a list of my all time favorites 1 most fave.
1) Beauty and the Beast(1)
2) Lion King (All)
8)The fox and The Hound (all)
9)Bambi (all. bambi 2 with his daddy was so percious)
11)Peter Pan (All versions)
12)Hunch back of Norte Dam(both)
14)Anastaia(is this Disney? Hmm oh well)
15)Meet the Robinson's
19)Anabel's Chrismas(i love this movie I used to own it we sold it when we got rid of our vcr.)
21)Pixar movies (see below)
Monstars Inc. (All time Fave)
Robots(is this pixar. hmm oh well)
A Bugs Life
Pixar Short Movies
Fave Reality TV:
I love Money
I love Tila Tequilla
A Double Shot at Love with the ikki Twins
Progect Run Way
Americas Next Top Model
My Favorite Pairings:
Harry/Severus(and what can I say?? I love it)
Harry/ Charlie Weasley(it's cute)
Harry/Hermione(it can happen)
Severus/Hermione(Every school girls fantasy)
Harry/Draco(it can happen)
Draco/Ron(I love it, it's cute)
Hermione/Luna/Ginny( this satisfies the Bisexual in me)
Lilly/Severus(I love this shipping)
James/ Lucious Malfoy(love it)
I am actually very open about shipping in HP! Both Canon and non.
I once ventured in to the waters of Harry/Voldemort(Tom Riddle) and found I like it. But I forgot as some of my other favorite shipings came out. But I have just recently began again to entertain the sick, evil person that slumbers in the darkest most wicked corners of my mind waiting for the oppertunity to show it's self. Haha this also goes hand in hand with Nevell/Bellatrix as well as Draco/Bellatrix. Meaning I am a fan of Dark/Evil Harry and Nevell.On the flip side I am also a very big fan of Light/Good Harry and Nevell. I think this reflects who I am very well. I am a contradiction in it's self. I can be the most careing selfless person you will ever meet but piss me off and I'll turn in to something you only have night mares about. And any body who REALLY knows me would be nodding their heads as I speak and you read. So don't be suprised if I throw out a fic that has some crazy ships in it...even the ones I'm not too terribley fond of, I do find my self thinking about switching it up a bit. Something I tend to do quite alot. And Most HP I write will be non canon, though some of will be or will have a general canon out line.
May be others
Lee/Garra(ALL TIME FAVE)
Naruto/Hinata(ANOTHER ALL TIME FAVE)
Jaryiha/Naruto(I know I'm a prev)
And so many more it's endless.
There is not a single story on here with Suguru and Sakano, But I think their cute together.
I'm still exploring with parings
Neo Queen Serenity(Serena)/ KingEndymion(Darien)- I know essinetally the same persons
Rini/ Pegusus(Helios) (Rini was always one of my favorites. She and Helios were deffidently made for eachother)
I refuse to acknowledge any affiliations about Seiyah(or how ever you spell his damn name) and Serena!!
When this came about in the Anime, I was heart broken. I will only acknowledge Darien as Serena's true and destined SOUL MATE!! So for those of you who want me to write a fic with them as the main shipping I will immediatley refuse! Harsh? Maybe, but I reacted the same way when Poccahantus chose John Who'sit's or whatever his name was over John Smith in Poccahantus: A Journey to a New World. Though Serena hardly chose any one other Darien in the end,it still pissed me off to no end.
Perry,Per-Per,Per-Bear,Coxy,Cox,Dr. Cox/Susan(or any other girl name),Newbie, Vanilla Bear,V. Bear, JD, Jon Dorien, Dr. Dorien
(I just couldn't resist to list all of their nick names or at least the ones I like hahah,oh yea if you couldn't tell I love this shipping.They kinda scream to be made a cuple it's pretty cute actually!)
I love all these ships
Love 'em all
I'm pretty open but my favorites are morgan/reid and reid/hotch...actually this is all iv read
ok i like a lot but the one i love the most is ricky and amy...i kept up with the show just to see if they ended up together...which they do. he proposed to her!!!!!
There is so many to choose from, so I will just make it easy and list my favorite ones and bold my all time faves)
Clark/ Lex (I have always thought they screamed to be made a couple, but of course they would never make Supe gay :( )
Clark/Lana(who doesn't like this shiping, well may be some people but... I adore it)
Lana/Lex(Dark Lana and Dark Lex or Light Lana and Light Lex, this appeales to my flip sided personality, like I mentioned in the HP shipping)
Clark/Lois(I would be stupid to not like them together, they do end up togther in all the movies)
Lois/Ollie(I love this shipping)
Clark/Cholie(I think they could have been good together when they were younger)
Cholie/Jimmy(It's cute they're perfect together)
Martha/Lionle(The show did explore the possiblity and I rather liked it...I beleive they explored it around the season that Lionel was temporayily (fakely or really) blinded
Star Gate SG1-
Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Niel
Star Gate Atlantis-
John Shepard/Rodeny M'Cay(xanthe and keira marcos shout out)
Dana Scully/Fox Mulder
Fox Mulder/Walter Skinner (Xanthe shout out)
To all who have not seen Gravitation OVA, you should do a search on You Tube. In Gravitation OVA part 2 4/4(second episode, fourth part) after the end credits, Yuki and shuichi share a very important, tender moment. People should always wait after the credits!! _
I love to do many things including watching TV and reading as well as writing. I also love taking walks. One thing you will notice about me as you read through my Profile, is that I'm very liberal. Most of my friends call me a hippie. Sex drugs and Rock n Roll. But I rarely if at all do drugs.
Now less about me and onto something more serious. I have written a dozen stories with pen and paper but I never typed them and posted them, may be Some time i will dig out my old journals do some hard core editing and post them. For now I am just going to do some smaller stuff, since all my older stuff is massive.The biggest story I have ever written is 96 chapters by hand. But since I'm just starting out, may be I'll do some one shots for now, or 100-500 word drabbles.. and if you all like my work, than I'll get more confident and post more things. So please be patient and nice.
So as a proud Bisexual, you can see I write mostly about same sex couples... so for a while I'll start with that..but I'll gradually start writing about other things as well, as a writer I'm not afraid to push the envelope. But if you don't like it don't read it. No need for insults, this is a friendly place.
I have seen this multiple places and I could not refuse to copy and paste it. If you too feel that love is love. And that it doesn't matter who you love... copy and post this onto your profile.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are and add a stereotype to the list.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. (i consider myself all sexualities because i do not lable that part of me. love is love.)
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. (i dont lable myself so i consider myself all sexualities)
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.(i was raised christain)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (as ive said i identify with more than one religion)
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. (engaged woman but really same thing.)
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. (would have been but I misscarried Lillie)
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (art)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be shy.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. (BDSM sub...i prefer to be naked for my doms or dommes pleasure)
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (as I said in the list of things to know about me...BDSM sub hello... I like pain play and blood play)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins (com'on people wicca is almost identical to paganism is some regaurds)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI and YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
My parents/parent was or are into drinking and doing drugs,
so I must drink and do drugs too
I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.
My favorite color is pink so must be a prep who worships BARBIE)
Im into BDSM so I must be mentally disturbed and deffected, and imbalanced, and i must need to be hospitalized (I REALLY HATE HOW SOCIETY VIEWS MY LIFESTYLE. YES THERE ARE DYNAMICLY UNSTABLE PEOPLE WHO NEED TO BE SHOT FOR THE STUFF THEY DO TO THEIR SUB AGAINST THEIR SUBS WILL. BUT OTHER THAN THAT BDSM IS BUILT ON LOVE. IT IS BUILT ON TRUST, HONESTY, AND COMMUNICATION. IT IS BUILT ON THE UNDERSTANDING THAT IT IS AN EGUAL PARTNERSHIP, THAT NEITHER HAS MORE POWER...ITS ABOUT EQUAL POWER. YES SUBS CAN USE A SAFE WORD TO CONVEY THEIR DISCOMFORT, BUT THEIR DOM OR DOMME IS THE ONE THAT HAS TO LISTEN TO IT. UGHHHH I WISH PEOPLE WOULD NOT JUDGE ME ABOUT SOMETHING THEY OBVIOUSLY DONT UNDERSTAND. LIKE REALLY IVE BEEN LEARNING ABOUT BDSM IN ALL ITS FORMS FOR 8 YEARS. DONOT REASEARCH IT AND PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND HOW I FEEL OR TRY TO JUDGE ME. LIKE REALLY!!!!!!!! I WILL SMACK A BITCH FOR THINKING I AM WEAK OR CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU TRY BEING IN COMPLETE BONDAGE KNOWING YOUR PARTNER CAN DO GOD KNOWS WHAT TO YOU!!!! ITS NOT EASY! SO I AM IN NO WAY WEK!!!!!!!!)
-Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, EmeraldBear, Kyprioths Shadow, romulus-Girl, Crazy4Moony,SSSC
-If you think that those stupid kids should just give that annoying Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
-Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which one to chose. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
-If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
-If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, Emerald Bear, Kyprioths Shadow, romulus-girl,o Crazy4Moony, SSSC
-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.
-If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.
-For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favourite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is barking at everything that moves because 'damn, why can't I be more like Sirius!' (Crazy4Moony's add) If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! Crazy is listening to one song from Gravitation over and over again. And reading the Japaness and Engelish lyrics until I can sing the song fluently and know what I am saying
-93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Crazy4Moony, SSSC
-If you support werewolf rights, copy & paste this into your profile.
-If your a GAARA fanatic, copy this into your profile.
-If you’re obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
-If you've ever burst put laughing in a quite room, add this to your profile.
-If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face. Copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have ever ate a lot, I MEAN ALOT of candy then got REALLY hyper and ended up with a tummy ache. Copy and paste this into your profile.
- If you dont care if your not popular, you just who you are. Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: Gaara's weakness, Gaara's-Demon-Girl, Crazy4Moony,SSSC
-If your always hyper, I mean really hyper! Copy this into your profile.
-If you have said something stupid and your friends laugh at it, Copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have said somthing you were thinking out loud without knowing, copy this into your profile.
-If you have sung stupid/funny songs out loud, while skipping too. Copy and add this into your profile.
-If you have done something stupid/dangerous with your friends/family members or alone, add this into your profile.
-If you have talked bad to your teachers for a good reason, and/or for defending your friends, and got in detention but didn’t give a fuck, and would still do it. Copy this into your profile.
-If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
-If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.
-If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile.
-If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
-If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
-If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
-If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
-If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
-If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!
-If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
-If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
-If you know someone who should spontaniously combust, burn to death in a fire, be fed to hungry lions, or die any other form of painful death, copy this into your profile.
-I'm not the most colourful crayon in the box.
-I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice!
-You go girl, and don't come back.
-A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that again.'
-Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
-I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer.
-Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
-If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them.
-I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
-Curiostiy killed whoever got in my way.
-I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.
-I don't get mad..I get even.
"NO REGRETS, NO EXCUSSES, CALL YOUR SELF OUT ON IT" qaf
"Regret nothing, learn while living, forgive but never forget,love and be loved, and laugh while there is still something to laugh about." compilation of quotes
"Gravity can not be blamed for love." Einstien, Mark Twain
"A man falls in love with his eyes and a woman through her ears." Mark Twain
"I think about neither heaven nor hell, I have friends in both." mark twain
"May your walls know joy; May every room hold laughter and every window open to great possibility".Maryanne Radmacher-Hershey
"A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval." Mark Twain
"I'm not weird, I'm gifted." unknown
"One mans insanity, is another mans sanity"me
"There there is no such thing as a 'normal' personality, instead there is individuality"Chris Crocker
"Come to the dark side, we have hot gay men and women covered in sparkely sprinkles"me
"Shuichi, sparkely!!" Gravitation Duh
"Singing is making the sparkle reach out." once again Gravitation
"Skidoosh" Kung Fu Panda
"OOO, it's pretty, what is it?" Invader Zim "Zim"
"It's because people like you that people like me need to take medication" Charlie Barttlet
"Handsome as a lion that one, I could watch his behind all day!" Jamaican Bobsled
"Now I know she's not much to look at but I've been told she's really fast." Blizter.
"SHH, nah man, she's beautiful." Darese.
"Aghgh, help me!! I'm being mugged by a mad man in a glittery bunny suit and he's beating me with a bag of cookies screaming 'GIVE ME ALL YOUR COOKIES OR ELSE YOU'LL FEEL THE WRATH OF THE BUNNY GOD!!HE WANTS HIS COOKIES!!' " hahah I thought of this last night when I was half asleep.
"I think I must just have bad luck"- Eric Forman
"Nah son, you don't have bad luck, you're just a DUMB ASS!"- Red
That's 70's Show
"God instructs the heart, not by ideas but by pains and contradictions." -- De Caussade
Sqee! this fun!-points down-
cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile
now i know what you're thinking why would i paste something like this onto my profile, but I only did it to prove it's insanity...if you also think it is insane copy and paste it on to your profile-points down and glares-
1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage
('.') This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your
(")_(") signature to help him gain world domination.
Child Abuse...I know bare with me, but it's wrong, copy and paste it you believe so too.
Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms
If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile!!
My name is Tiffany.
I am three,
My eyes are swollen.
I cannot see,
I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else I'm locked up
All day long.
When I'm awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
-92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.
-If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, or Gossip Girl never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
Quotes:Funny and/or serious
"when the rich rage war it's the poor who die"
"when life gives you lemons, you throw them at mean people and hope it hits them in the eyes"
"for all the reasons Sarah was going to hell this one was her favorite"
"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door..."
"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country."
"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"Come to the dark side we have cookies"
"Come to the dark side we have yaoi and Yuri"
"By taking revenge, a man is but even with his enemy; but in passing over it, he is superior." –Francis Bacon
-If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile
-If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile
-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
-Don't run in the school halls, gliding is much more fun!
"The line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?" - Aleksandr I. Solzhenitsyn.
-The perfect murder weapon, an icicle; because ice always melts away..."
-"When walking down the road of life; hitchhike, it's much faster."
-"Drop the magic wand and step away from the unicorn!"
-"Peace is just the silent war"
-"Only when we are no longer afraid do we begin to live"by-Dorothy Thompson
"Too many people are thinking of security not opportunity.They seem to be more afarid of life than death"-by James F. Bymes
"Life is to be lived,not controlled,and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat"-by Ralph Ellison
"Throughout our lives,the heart is marked by many scars. The deepest scar of all,however,is that of regret"by ChaoticReverie
"Socitey tell you how to live and tells you what you to do,so the only place where you are totally free from evrything is the one place that you fear the most...death"-by an author I resect CRAZY4MOONY
"No matter how many times there wipped out,we can always plant the flowers again"-by Kira Yammato(Gundon Seed Destiny)Sequal to Gundom Seed
"All things that seem harmless...Are not what they seem."
"It's all fun and games until someone gets killed...Then it's a nightmare."
"Even if your friend tells you to, never separate. Because something very bad will happen."
"Never speak too soon..If you do, it'll always be jinxed."
"Twas the Nightmare before Christmas, and all through the house. Every creature was stirring...Even the Perfect little mouse."
"As that famous guy once said, 'Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer.' But, when it comes to a murderer, stay far, far away."
"People will do anything to win. Even kill."
"Hello and welcome to Hell. Don't touch the flames; they will burn you."-an author I resect CRAZY4MOONY
"Young children are very impressionable."
"I have nothing to fear except fear itself...And when I faced that, I surely had nothing to fear at all. For what is more terrifying than fear? Fear is deadly; fear is irrational. Most of all? Fear is unhealthy. So I have nothing to fear."
"When life gives you lemons, throw them back and tell the world to make its own damn lemonade/ make apple juice and let everyone wounder how".- my friends
"Are you taking stupid pills?"
"You know how on one of the packs of pads it says 'have a happy period'? well the person who came up with that was an idiot, what women in their right mind would be happy about her period? Instead they should put something like ' If people don't stop useing petrolium for everthing we're going to burn the O-Zone layer up and our brains will fry then ooz out our ears'?"
"Who sprinkled crack in your cereal this morning?"
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.
“Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.” –Robert Frost
"The Best index into a person's character is (a) how he treats people who can't do him any good, and (b) how he treats people who can't fight him back." Abigail Van Buren
"Stubborness does have its helpful features. You always know what you are going to be thinking tomorrow" Glen Beaman
"Death is forever...and does forever have a life to call its own?" Billie Joe Green Day
"Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are, and what they ought to be." William Hazlitt
"Revenge is barren of itself: it is the dreadful food it feeds on; its delight is murder, and its end is despair." Friedrich Schiller
"Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts." Finley Peter Dunne
"Speak when you are angry, and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret." Laurence J. Peter
"There is no greater tragedy like the death of a child. Things never go back to the way they were" Dwight David Eisenhower
"Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better." Samuel Beckett
" Oh, my friend, it's not what they take away from you that counts. It's what you do with what you have left." William Cowper
"In the long run we are all dead." John Maynard Kaynes
" I know what I must do, it's just...I'm afraid to do it."
"I'm not afraid to die; I just don't want to be there when it happens." Woody Allen
"You can't run from trouble; ain't no place that far away." Splash Moutian: Disney World
"Where a blood relation sobs, an intimate friend should choke up, a distant acquaintance should sigh, a stranger should mearly fumble sympathetically with his handkerchief." Mark Twain
"Accept that all of us can be hurt, that all of us can--and surely will at times--fail. I think we should follow a simple rule: if we can take the worst, take the risk." Dr. Joyce
"Where so many hours have been spent in convincing myself that I am alright, is there not some reason to fear I may be wrong." Jane Austen
" An optimist thinks this is the best of all worlds. A pessimist fears the same may be true" Doug Larson--
"Confront your fears, list them, get to know them, and only then will you be able to put hem aside and move ahead." Jerry Gillies
"There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it behooves all of us not to talk about the rest of us." Robert Stevenson
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai ChOpstIcKsXOXO, RadicalEd57, Fierygirl0,lightangel123,SSSC
If you're addicted to anime,copy & paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
My school news paper asked a majority of our students what they thought of peace and it's american symbol, most of the students said it was a commonity, a meir trend whos real meaning had died long before they were born. If you beleive in actual peace, that it is more than a trend, but A LIFE STYLE, A CHOICE, A DECISION, AND A MEANINGFUL IDEAL, copy and paste this into your profile.
The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed. -Carl Jung (1875-1961)
When dealing with people, let us remember we are not dealing with creatures of logic. We are dealing with creatures of emotion, creatures bustling with prejudices and motivated by pride and vanity.- Dale Carnegie
"Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood." -Madam Marie Curie
"If you don't feel the need to change the world, you never seen a child suffer then ask you why they had to." -Spakableeder
Today I found out
That the world will end
And nothing will exist tomorrow
And then they said
A war had begun
And every country was filled with sorrow
The paper proclaimed
A plague broke out
And all the doctors were wiped out
And all over the magazines
Were the stories of all
The dreamers that were lost
In the plane crashes the plague
And then I heard my family had left
And not given me a note
They only wanted for me to know
That I wasn't worth it anymore
And my bike was stolen
And my dog run over
And my last teddy bear lost
And after this I gave a shrug
Because nothing else seemed
To hurt me as much
As when they announced
That you had died this morning
“As usual, a knife wielding maniac has shown us the way.” -Bart, The Simpsons
Sympathy by Paul Laurence Dunbar
I know what the caged bird feels, alas!
When the sun is bright on the upland slopes;
When the wind stirs soft through the springing grass,
And the river flows like a stream of glass;
When the first bird sings and the first bud opes,
And the faint perfume from its chalice steals--
I know what the caged bird feels!
I know why the caged bird beats his wing
Till its blood is red on the cruel bars;
For he must fly back to his perch and cling
When he fain would be on the bough a-swing;
And a pain still throbs in the old, old scars
And they pulse again with a keener sting--
I know why he beats his wing!
I know why the caged bird sings, ah me,
When his wing is bruised and his bosom sore,--
When he beats his bars and he would be free;
It is not a carol of joy or glee,
But a prayer that he sends from his heart's deep core,
But a plea, that upward to Heaven he flings--
I know why the caged bird sings!
“There’s a game you play, when you enter as a genius and finish as an idiot. It’s called ‘Simon’.” -- Dane Cook
"Never argue with an idiot, for they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."Unknown
"Falling in love is the beginning of all wisdom, all sympathy, all compassion, all art, all religion; and in its larger sense is the one thing in life worth doing."-- Elbert Hubbard
Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, then copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!: KinKitsune01, Takaiteishu Naruto, TheOtaku Akatsuki, Kaira-chan15, lightangel123
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.
If people who have sticks stuck so far up their asses that they they can never pull them out again tick you off to no end, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile and add your name: Snowfirexoxo, FlameRisingSucks101, Sparrowflight, Sapphirepaw, hxcb, SilverwingedShadow, Meepisms, FerretMan (ANIMALS RULE), death-on-arrival, Kaira-chan15, lightangel123
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!
The fires of hate compressed within the heart/Burn fiercer and will break out at last in flame. - Corneille, El Cid
“Darkness is only driven out with light, not more darkness.” –Martin Luthur King Jr.
If you love to burn things, copy this to your profile.
If you heard your name be called but no one is there. copy this into your profile
If you hear your name be called and no one was even talking to you. copy this into your profile.
“First Law of Temporal Mortality: ‘Good Guys’ and ‘Bad Guys’ both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.” -- The Forty Six Laws of Anime, Darrin Bright & Ryan Shellito
Feelings are not supposed to be logical. Dangerous is the man who has rationalized his emotions. –David Borenstein
"Between a fellow who is stupid and honest and one who is smart and crooked, I will take the first. I won’t get much out of him, but with that other guy I can’t keep what I’ve got."-Gen Lewis B Hershey
now if you seriously just read my entire bio, you must really like me. and i admire you for reading it all, because not even I have done that!!
-Only love and time can even heal the deepest wounds.
-Time reveals all and but history is to remember it all.
-Olny when you froget the dead they are truely dead in your heart.
-Complaining gets you no where...maybe death. Only doing something about it gets you somewhere.
-Tears aren't a sign of weakness but of strengh, of being human(SSH Yin Neko-Hime wrote all of these things)
Role Modles (Women ofcourse):
Marlyn Monroe(I cherish her! Woo! GO NORMA JEAN!!)
Lucil Ball(She is a riot, oh so very funny!! most of my humor was 'created' by her!)
Cindy Lauper(Her music really told me to be proud of who I am. As well as Heather Small's Proud)
Natlie Portman(I love all her movies, she is just a powerfull actress!!)
Audry Hepburn(Classic! She will always be remembered as a wonderful woman!)
Mandy Moore(MMM... LOVED her in A Walk To Remember!)
Ema Wattson(Hello?! Didn't mention I was a crazed Harry Potter Fan?!)
Hillary Duff(Saw her in Lizze and it set off a chain reaction!!)
Jessica Simpson(i can relate to her)
Pink(She writes about things I can really relate too!!)
Avril Lavigne(Same as Pink)
Britney Spears (all her earlier stuff got me through HARD times)
Scarlet Johanson(She is simply beautiful)
Nastia Lukin(Wonder Woman 1, about the the closet thing we actually have to wonder woman!)
Shawn Jonhson(Wonder Woman 2, about the the closet thing we actually have to wonder woman!)
Betty Boop( I know she isn't real, but I grew up looking up to her as a strong woman figure!)
Laura Vandorvort aka Cara Zorel, Cara kent, Linda Lee, Super Girl (New found respect and love)
Jessica Alba(She's beautiful)
Wonder Woman(the real one!)
Jessica Biel(loved her in 7th Heaven)
Kate Winslet((I CHERISH HER!!THAT ABOUT SUMS IT UP))
Kate Hudson(I love her)
Sara Jessica Parker(Beautiful)
Pairs Hilton(she's... I don't know what I exactly love about her. All I know is that she ...is deffidently on this list!)
Chris Croker(MtF trans, BRAVE WOMAN)
Ellen Degeneres(brave and outstandingly funny)
Tyra Banks(so down to earth)
Ises(MtF trans,BRAVE WOMAN)
Allison Mac(Smallvile: She was always my favorite of eventually the four main girls...besides Martha)
Kristen Kruke (Smallville: Lana next favorite)
and so many more that will be listed I'm getting realy tired! lol and this isn't even the men!!
Helan Bohem Carter