Lorneytunes
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Joined 07-17-08, id: 1637504, Profile Updated: 07-11-14
Author has written 2 stories for Bleach, and Transformers/Beast Wars.

Author's Note: In an attempt to start fresh, I've deleted all incomplete stories from my account. This might disappoint some people, but I've said before that those stories were essentially abandoned and I was not planning to write any more of them. From now on, in order to practice for my writing degree, I'll be attempting to keep a much more up to date schedule.

Thank you to everyone who has helped me get as far as I have, and thank you to all the amazing fanfiction authors that I've been able to chat with over the years. You have been an amazing inspiration to me and helped me realise that not every fanfiction out there is another My Immortal.


Name: Lorna
Nickname: Lorneytunes
Birthday: 9th September
Place of Birth: Scotland
Place of Residence: Melbourne, Australia
Occupation: Student

Favourite Colour: Lilac or Rose
Favourite Food: Curry and rice
Favourite Fruit: Strawberry

More may be added over time.

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Year One: If you did it, deny it! by SiRiUsLyPiNkaNdGrEeN reviews
The Marauders' first year at Hogwarts was anything but normal. They had a plan. And it was a good plan. What was their plan? "I was thinking we get rid of the ceiling in the Great Hall." Getting an education is overrated when there is pranking to be be done! By: do i need a pen name & An-Jelly-Ca
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,822 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Marlene M. - Complete
Otokozuki no Kiga by shotgunhero reviews
The Rukongai is plagued by an outbreak of mysterious disappearances, and a young girl gets more than she bargained for when she is plunged into a conspiracy that threatens the entire existence of Soul Society. Will she be able to change her fate, or will she remain a mere pawn in Aizen's scheme?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,402 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/5/2014 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen, OC
Automatic Transmission by New.York.Celt reviews
No one expects to be thrown into a whirlwind robotic adventure while trying to sell random crap from door to door. Meh..it's just my luck. 2007 movie: Sam/Mikaela, BumblebeexOC, eventual OptimusxOC and BarricadexOC. Chapters FIVE-TEN updated as of 7/1
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,591 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 4/20/2011 - [Bumblebee, OC] Barricade, Optimus Prime
Irresistible Me by Kaisu reviews
A KO/OC romance and the much-requested and anticipated sequal of 'Working for the Enemy! Stress is starting to take a toll on Knock Out's body and wits. He is at the forefront of Megatron's plans to convert Earth to the new Cyberton. Trying to convince himself that he needs an assistant, brings him to choosing between a perfect medical candidate, and the exact opposite. Rated M
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,569 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Knock Out, OC
Working for the Enemy by Kaisu reviews
Complete story! Betrayals of loyalty and misunderstandings create a dynamic atmosphere of unprecedented attraction between Soundwave and a young human who will have to question her allegiance several times and one day make a detrimental decision in order to ensure her own survival. Warnings: language, drugs, suggestive themes
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 123,151 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 10/7/2012 - [Soundwave, OC] Knock Out, Megatron - Complete
Rage by FrickinSunny
Michael has a lot of anger issues. (a parody of Roar by Katy Perry, rated T for cursing because Michael is not Michael without the word fuck)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Complete
I Was Born a Fool and I'll Die a Fool for You by WastelandRose reviews
"You're bloody ridiculous. You do know that, right?" "Yes. And thank you for using 'ridiculous' instead of 'insane.' It's a narrow distinction that not many people bother to get correct." Fred/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 254,793 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Fred W., OC
The Creation of Life by Mazeline Gerard reviews
Snape teaches girls sex ed. in Luna's year. Turns out he really isn't made of stone. Rated for sexual content and swearing, just to be safe, though there isn't graphic sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,824 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Luna L., Severus S.
One Moment in Time by Brownbug reviews
Master/ Time Lady OC: "Two bitter enemies, only one chance to escape. Tejana, the Doctor's daughter, born from an arranged marriage before her father ever left Gallifrey. And the Master, Gallifrey's most infamous son. Both of them, stranded on Gallifrey on the Last Day of the Time War. So what happens when they need each other to escape from the doom of the Moment?" Set Post-EoT.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,422 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 5/5/2010 - The Master - Complete
The Master's Rose by Brownbug reviews
Master/ Time Lady OC: "On the strange planet Mnemosyne, the Master and Tejana begin to realise that what he remembers of the Time War might not have happened that way at all. Someone badly wants him to remember the shocking truth, but there are some things much safer left forgotten. And what does Captain John Hart know about it all? Can he really be trusted?" Fifth in Series.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 184,300 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - The Master - Complete
When Eyes and Optics Meet llDecepticonsll by LugiaTsuyu reviews
When a sinister-looking Line-Haul suddenly transforms into a giant evil-looking robot before her very eyes, Elizabeth knows she will now exist as nothing but a pet. However, she soon realizes that she has not only given him her life, but also her heart...
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,182 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Megatron, OC
Miss Macabre by ScarletHand2 reviews
The next life came faster than Axel had expected. But in this afterlife, is everything really as perfect as it seems? Can Mischa and Axel finally be together, no strings attached? ...The sequel to Miss Melancholy. AxelxOC
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,700 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Axel
Muggle Studies by SiRiUsLyPiNkaNdGrEeN reviews
There's a good reason the Marauders were the last year to go on field trips in Muggle Studies. James, Sirius, & Marlene drive Remus, Lily, & the professor bonkers with their complete lack of knowledge of the Muggle world! By: do i need a pen name & An-Jelly-Ca
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,112 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Marauders, Marlene M.
The Hole by Akahfied reviews
Nothing made sense. Everything made sense. He didn't know. Didn't want to know. What do people do when they aren't a person anymore? Not a person; no, Gamzee wasn't a person, he was a husk. A shell. A hole. short drabble messing around with narration
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Gamzee M. - Complete
Slytherin by This.Is.SCRUMPTIOUS reviews
Paige Hollands is a not-so-popular Slytherin at Hogwart's. After three years of cruel torture from fellow Slytherins, she decides that she's had enough. She takes the summer before her fourth year to change the way she looks, and plan revenge on the princ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,080 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Draco M., OC
The Merry Widower by MrsFWDarcy reviews
"Hermione," he practically purred, "you're still in love with me." AU post-Hogwarts Dramione that is loosely based on Franz Lehar's 'The Merry Widow'. Pretty light and fluffy, but rated M for sex scenes and some coarse language. Extended summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,354 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
My Bad Bad Angel by Brownbug reviews
Kiriban for iLuvTwiBoyz, set in my "One Moment in Time" Whoniverse. The Doctor has gone, leaving 8 year old Tejana all alone to face the Untempered Schism, when she has a visit from a stranger. Master/OC.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,076 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2011 - The Master - Complete
I'd Tap That by esprimersi reviews
Introductions don't always run smoothly. This is Homestuck so expect cursing. Bro StriderxReader.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Complete
Return to The Valiant by Brownbug reviews
Master/ Time Lady OC: "The Master has used the Cardiff Rift to send himself and Tejana back to The Year That Never Was, aiming to change history and conquer the Universe. But the Rift is very unstable and unpredictable. Unbeknown to the Master, something else has come through with them. And this time around, he just may not be the 'biggest bad' on board The Valiant". 4th in series.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 136,791 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - The Master, 10th Doctor - Complete
Sleeping with the Enemy by Amani Ishikawa reviews
This is the story of a member of Fifth Division who engages in a very clandestine relationship with her captain, but when he betrays Soul Society, she is faced with a difficult decision. Aizen/OC Ukitake/OC
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,046 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 2/1/2009 - S. Aizen, J. Ukitake - Complete
The Enchanted Messenger by Dignified Madman reviews
A Harry Potter Era Crossover fic. What happens when character from different Harry Potter Era's meet in an enchanted chatroom? Will the course of history change? Read the EM conversations to find out. Definite crack!, slash, & spoilers. Teen to be safe...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,499 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 8/14/2007
So Many Things Should Have Been Different by Brownbug reviews
Master/ Time Lady OC: "Tejana is now travelling with the Master, despite the odds stacked against them. But when the unexpected return of the drums in his head force them to return to Earth, the past comes back to haunt them. Will it destroy their future...or does the Universe even still have a future?" Third in the 'One Moment in Time' series.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,845 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010 - 11th Doctor, The Master - Complete
It's Time To Dance by RollinGxStaR reviews
ByakuyaxOC Mai loves music more than she loves life. But after destroying Renji's office in return for him breaking her music player, her punishment is to help out in that division. What'll Byakuya do when he starts to like having her around?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,701 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Byakuya K. - Complete
weasley chat dot com by lady-bluebeard reviews
Fred and George start Hogwarts' first chatroom, and you'd be surprised by the weird conversations that ensue. comedy, peoplez. UPDATES GALORE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,489 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Fred W., George W.
The Third Visit to Wonderland by Barn and Co reviews
Alice once again falls down the rabbit hole and finds herself in Wonderland. She can't get home without the help of the Mad Hatter. But does he wish for her to leave? And does Alice even want to go for that matter? Tim Burton's Alice in mind
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,734 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
You Belong To Me by XxAngry-Evil-PoptartsxX reviews
Just A Smutty Drabble On These Two!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Faux Smiles by Virgins-and-Surgeons reviews
“It’s like Romeo and Juliet, if Romeo was a controlling, manipulative jerk with a God complex and Juliet was a bitter, suicidal, self-hating alcoholic.” All of her misfortune, it all happened after she met him. Aizen/OC
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 85,414 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - S. Aizen - Complete
Feeling Lost by MoonRose91 reviews
-Sequel to Mute- Ever since Mission City, Sam has been ignoring Emma more and more. Since that day, Emma has felt lonelier and lonelier. So, the night of July 18th, Emma runs away, leaving her parents believing she's with the Autobots, and visa-versa.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,086 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Jazz, Sam W. - Complete
Hoping in the Unknown by Suni-Dlight reviews
I've always been a semi-obsessed Harry Potter fan. If you asked me any question, I could answer it with a snap of my fingers. I knew each book from back to front. Who would have guessed I'd become a character? TOOK ME A YEAR! BUT ITS FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 73,501 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Fred W., OC - Complete
Surprising Love Confession by RuikaRose reviews
Za. Raito is stunned to wake up beside L, but more confusing is that forgotten night...what exactly happened between them? Non-explicit comedy. LxLight pairing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Checkmate, Darling by RuikaRose reviews
Ka. Raito has, for the first time ever, managed to defeat L in a game of chess. But instead of feeling triumphant he is...worried? Romance with some comedy. LxLight pairing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
I'll Always Make You Smile by RuikaRose reviews
Ka. L has developed a habit of falling asleep on Raito whenever they are together. Matsuda watches them and finds it all very cute. Sweet romance and some comedy. LxLight pairing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Miss Melancholy by ScarletHand2 reviews
Mischa's lonely life gets turned upside down when a certain meddling redhead pays her a visit. He brings her into a universe where Light and Dark fight for the crown and trust is a thing of the past. What's love anyway, when you dont have a heart? AxelxOC
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,852 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Axel - Complete
Snake Binds by Shadowed-Shikyo reviews
Haruka led a semi-quiet life in the 13th division until a certain silver-haired captain took notice of her. GinxOC Possible dark fic -On indefinite hiatus-
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,371 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 12/8/2006
The Marauders' Chatroom of Complete Randomness by yolapeoples reviews
What if the Marauders had a chatroom? A Marauder era story told in Instant Messaging style.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,419 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - James P., Sirius B.
HP Chatroom by Stultus Stulta Loquitur reviews
Funny, pointless, and stupid! But guarenteed to make you laugh or your money back! You didn't pay anything to read this, and if you did, someone scammed you!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Harry P., Ron W.
That's Absurd by jaxink reviews
2007 movieverse: Sam has an odd question to ask the Autobots. Life was simpler before the strange inquiries of humans. -oneshot-
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Optimus Prime, Sam W. - Complete
Mute by MoonRose91 reviews
The Allspark knows only silence and so does Emma, Sam's little sister. So it is no suprise that in her sleep Emma is no longer deaf as the Allspark speaks to her. 2007 Movieverse
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,110 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sam W., Ironhide - Complete
By the Pundreds by An Cailin Rua reviews
Movie: The Autobots make a discovery about the English language. A horrible, horrible discovery.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Optimus Prime, J. Keller - Complete
Away in the Manger by dull.moonlight reviews
The Marauders try to act out their own version of the birth of Christ. It was supposed to be serious, but then, since when does Sirius or James have the capacity to be serious? 2006 Christmas Special!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Under my Thumb by Cyndy reviews
Angelus pays Willow a midnight visit that leads to trouble.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,128 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/22/2003 - Published: 9/27/2002 - Angel, Willow R.
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Double Trouble reviews
Twins are not uncommon on Cybertron, but when an ordinary day for the Autobots introduces them to the Macauley sisters they're in for their wildest ride yet. The Decepticons have nothing on these two.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,395 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 12/20/2014 - OC
Stone reviews
In a rare period of calm during Las Noches's 'night', Ulquiorra contemplates feelings. Oneshot, Ulquiorra x OC. All reviews, nomatter how small, appreciated.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Ulquiorra - Complete