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Joined 02-01-02, id: 163752, Profile Updated: 11-07-10
Author has written 8 stories for Lord of the Rings, and X-Files.

ATTN SMART PEOPLE:

I am currently in need of a beta reader. I can more or less manage without one, but it would give me a lot of comfort to get some serious and constructive feedback before I publish my stories. I would prefer someone that is not only a Lord of the Rings fan, but someone who is particularly interested in hobbits (even better if you prefer Merry and Pippin). Bonus points if you dig canon pairings like me and aren't big on hobbitcest/slash. Cuz that don't float my boat. Anyway, I hope I haven't scared off any potential betas with all those prerequisites. If you think you're up to snuff and interested in helping me out, send me a message and I'll try to get back to you as soon as possible. :)

Name Beatrice

Age 22... I was 13 when I first uploaded anything here. Yeesh.

Location Brooklyn, NYC. Yo, [LA/London/Paris, I'mma let you finish, but New York is the best city in the world. THE WORLD.]

Occupation I just graduated with a degree in Film Production, which makes me an aspiring filmmaker. Give it a good several years before I can actually get paid for anything.

Likes Tolkien stuff (hobbits, to be specific); too many other fandoms to list; creating fanfiction and fan art; getting feedback on that last bit; making movies; good food; cats (of the lol and regular varieties); and so much more!

Dislikes Snakes; allergies; bigotry and close-mindedness; Mary Sues (duh); unnecessary slash that doesn't make sense (and canon rape, in general); when you're reading an otherwise good story and it has little errors that could have been avoided with a thorough proof-reading; bad writing, period.

That's probably all you need to know. :)

Anyway, enjoy the stories should you choose to read them. Constructive feedback is appreciated, as long as it's polite.

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The Marvelous Misadventures of Fredegar Bolger by Mod Fae reviews
Fredegar "Fatty" Bolger is always getting himself in a bind. Follow Fatty as he navigates through life in The Shire with help from his friends and family.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 12/12/2010
My Girl by estie793 reviews
"She was mine, my girl, and I would do what ever it took to remind her of that." I own nothing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Meriadoc B. - Complete
Lobelia Sackville Baggins Is Dead by Virtuella reviews
A Shire Murder Mystery in three parts.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Crime/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,389 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
His Goblin Queen by Mod Fae reviews
The Goblin King misses Sarah, the mortal intended to be his Queen, and attempts to win her back. But Sarah has an agenda of her own. Jareth/Sarah.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,025 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 6/6/2008
Lord of the Facebook: Return of the Friend Request by aotearoan reviews
The Return of the King told through the characters' Facebook accounts. The third instalment of the Lord of the Facebook Statuses follows on from The Two Notifications and the Fellowship of the Facebook Status . Yes, Tolkien is spinning in his grave.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,852 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Aragorn, Frodo B. - Complete
His Har Har Lee by blacksilkrose123 reviews
“Do. No-t. Die. On me. No-t allowed.” There was something in his eyes, hidden behind the toying gleam. His face became serious as he reached up to tuck a stray piece of hair behind her ear, like someone else was breaking past this hostile freak.J/H
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,193 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Joker
A Yuletide Lesson by Llinos reviews
This is my Boxing Day Feast of Stephen offering. Dedicated to GW and Marigold with gratitude for making me think of Thluggul again and betaing respectively. An Old Carol may be older than we think!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,914 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Peregrin T., Gandalf - Complete
The Lord of the Facebook: The Two Notifications by aotearoan reviews
LOTR's The Two Towers, told through the characters' facebook accounts. A continuation of The Fellowship of the Facebook Status Updates by sweetypie15. Same author, but posted under a different account. UPDATE: Return of the Friend Request now up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,264 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
The Great Hobbiton Race of 1435 by Llinos reviews
Is the Shire really ready to move forwards? Technology has to be tried and tested - but with The Thain and The Master doing the testing will problems arise? Written for Marigold's Challenge 40 and previously posted on SoA. 1ST PRIZE MEFA WINNER 2007.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,059 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Anniversary by SuperKat reviews
Eighteen years later, it would finally make sense. In the meantime, Pippin made him tea. One shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
The Fellowship of the Facebook Status by sweetypie15 reviews
LOTR's Fellowship of the Ring told through the characters' facebook statuses. UPDATE: The Two Notifications and The Return of the Friend Request are now up! under Aotearoan for author . Yes, Tolkien is turning in his grave.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
From the Desk of by otahyoni reviews
A collection of unrelated oneshots, vignettes, and drabbles featuring various characters. Based on the American version of the show.
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,798 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 12/1/2005
How to Write a Bad TDK Romance by Steven 'Janus' Apollo reviews
Look at all those badly-written, poorly characterized Suefics floating about for the Joker! Don't you wish you could make your own and annoy everyone? Well, thanks to this handy step-by-step guide written by moi, now you can!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
RECAPTURED Part I by Llinos reviews
AU UrukHai recapture Merry & Pippin and things change. The two suffer many trials and tribulations as a result! Appearances by all the other LotR characters CHAPTERS 192! STORY RESUMES IN RECAPTURED CONTINUED CHAPTERS 13 REWRITTEN NEW MATERIAL!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 92 - Words: 348,564 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 9/16/2002 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Erlkönig by Subtilior reviews
Sarah takes Toby to a concert of art song. It is the darkest evening of the year. Words have power. Songs can be magic. And undying love can be more terrible than beautiful ... Please read and respond!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,218 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
In a Glass, Darkly by Subtilior reviews
Dr. Sarah Williams, psychiatrist, wants fiercely to succeed. A tormented patient, Aaron Cohen, wants only to sleep. But they have something in common ... and that something wants nothing less than Sarah herself ... Pika's Reverse Illustration Challenge.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,544 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
The End of Days by dansemacabre reviews
19 year old Sarah believes the Labyrinth is behind her, nothing more than a childish fantasy. When she realizes her adventures were real, how far will she go to save the Labyrinth... or the Goblin King who rules it? JS. COMPLETE.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,808 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Girl of the North Country by Shanghaijim reviews
Forced into a marriage she did not want to a stranger she can't understand, a proud and lonely hobbit girl grows into a lady to be reckoned with. The story of Diamond of Long Cleeve, Lady of the Shire.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,727 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/10/2005 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Peregrin T.
Faint Heart Never Won Fair Lady by Lady of Ithilien reviews
After returing home from wars and adventures in faraway lands, Meriadoc Brandybuck faces one of his greatest challenges - winning the heart of Estella Bolger. COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,994 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2003 - Published: 1/30/2003 - Meriadoc B. - Complete
LITTLE HOBBITS by Hermione Eveningfall reviews
This is turning out to be more of a story around the childhoods of Frodo, Sam, Merry & Pippin rather than just Merry & Pippin. :o) This is a parody (or supposed to be) of LITTLE WOMEN by Louisa May Alcott. This is non-slash & there is no profanity.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 49,864 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/16/2003 - Published: 8/9/2002 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
A Ghost In The Night by Winter's Frost reviews
Merry and Pippin are hiding a secret: both Frodo and Sam need protecting - but from who, and does Frodo's illness have anything to do with the mystery?Post quest fic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 109,346 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 10/13/2002 - Published: 5/26/2002
Lalaith mi Emmyn by Amarth Obstreperous reviews
This is the tale of Hini, the not-so-very-special Maia who created the hobbits. Rating has been changed to PG-13 due to violence and depression. Read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,943 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/25/2002 - Published: 8/6/2002
Dieting and Rioting by spemhabemus reviews
Kim convinces Lindsay to go on a diet with her, and Neal, Bill, and Sam rally to get a vending machine installed in the school.
Freaks and Geeks - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2002
The Way to Healing by Arien1 reviews
Frodo experiences peace and pain as he is healed in Valinor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,194 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/24/2002 - Published: 3/16/2002 - Frodo B.
Middle-Earth Meets Mary-Sue by Triskelion reviews
This is a comical retelling of the fellowship’s quest as it might have been if Tolkien had been a Mary-Sue fan. This is not commentary on some of the fics here. It’s funny – really – not just Stereotype!Mary-Sue action.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,895 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 2/6/2002 - Published: 2/2/2002
I Turn To You by dreamkin reviews
Songfiction about Frodo's internal struggle in Mordor. NonSlash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/2/2002 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
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Shirelings reviews
Merry and Pippin's adventures in the Shire prior to the War of the Ring. First loves, new and old enemies, good friends and great food await!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,840 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
How Estella Bolger Learned to Bake reviews
Rosamunda Bolger finds a way to comfort little Estella after she comes home in tears from being bullied by Merry and Fatty.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Meriadoc B. - Complete
The Case of the Slender Man reviews
Mulder and Scully travel to a ski resort in the Poconos to investigate a mystery that can only get more dangerous as they delve deeper into it. M for adult language. Some subtle M/S.
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2010 - F. Mulder, D. Scully
The Melody Changes, But the Beat Stays the Same reviews
At Bilbo's Farewell Party, Frodo notices Merry doing something he's never done before and reminisces about the past.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Frodo B., Meriadoc B. - Complete
Diamonds for Diamond reviews
A year before Pippin and Diamond get married, Pippin gives her a very "special" gift.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Peregrin T. - Complete
Float reviews
One-shot vignette about Merry and Pippin living in Crickhollow after the war and growing disillusioned with their lifestyle.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
The Perils of Being the Littlest Took reviews
Pippin makes a drastic move to escape from his older sister's sadistic clutches. One shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Peregrin T. - Complete
Dark Secrets of the Shire reviews
(Not enough horror stories about Merry and Pippin- actually, there's none!) Pip's looking for signs of any dark secrets of the Shire via old newspapers. Merry doesn't care. Both find themselves in scary situations, soon enough...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/15/2002 - Published: 12/14/2002 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.