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Hi, I'm not gonna tell you my name. Why? Cuz I don't know you. I'm also not gonna tell you what I look like, how old I am, or where I live besides the United States.

Now, would you like to know what I will tell you about my self?

About Me

. : Your Firsts : .
21. First kiss: N/A
22. First best friends: Brianna and Taylor
23. First Award: Perfect Attendance
24. First Sport You Joined: Softball
25. First thing you did today: Opened my eyes
26. First Real vacation: Mexico
27. First thing you said today: 5 more minutes
28. First Love: N/A

. : Favorites : .

29. Movie: Just Like Heaven
30. TV Show: Tough Love
31. Color: Purple
32. Rapper: N/A
33. Place to get groceries: Walmart
34. Food: Mushroom ravolie
35. Season: Spring
36. Candy: Pedz 37. Sports: Swim
38. Restaurant: Chedders
39. Friend: N/A
40. Store: Barns and Noble
41. School Subject: English
42. Animal: Wolf
43. Book: The Host
44. Magazine: GL

. : Currently : .

45.Doing before you started this survey: Reading
46. Feeling: hyper
47. Wearing: Pjs
48. Crying about: nothing
49. Eating: nothing
50. Drinking: nothing
51. Dreaming: about my birthday
52. Typing: this survey, duh
53. Listening To: The keyboared click as I type
54. Thinking about: this survey
55. Wanting: My Ipod
56. Watching: the computer screen

. : Future : .

57. Where do you see yourself in 5 years: In college
58. Kids: maybe one or two
59. Want to be Married: yeah
60. Career in Mind: English College Professor

. : Which is Better with the Opposite Sex :
61. Sport: soccer
62. Shirt: Wat??
63. Hair color: Dark blonde light brown
64. Hair length: kinda short, kinda long
65. Eye color: blue
66. Measurements: same height/taller
67. Cute or sexy: both
68. Lips or Eyes: eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: hugs
70. Short or Tall: tall
71. Easygoing or serious: both
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: both
73. Good or Bad: good
74. Sensitive or Loud: both
75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship
76. Harley or Crotch Rocket: Crotch Rocket
77. Two or One: Say what?

. : Have You Ever : .

78. Kissed a STRANGER: no
79. Had major surgery: no
80. Gone commando: no
81. Ran Away From Home: no
82. Broken a bone: no
83. Got an X-ray: yes
84. Been on a cruise: yes
85. Broken Someone's Heart: no
86. Dumped someone: no
87. Cried When Someone Died: yes
88. Cried At School: no

. : Do You Believe In :

89. God: Yes.
90. Miracles: Yes.
91. Love at First Sight: yes
92. Ghosts: no
93. Aliens: no
94. Soul Mates: yes
95. Heaven: Yes
96. Hell: yes
97. Answered prayers: Yes
98. Kissing on The First Date: no
99. horoscopes: no

More About Me

I am a girl.

I am obsessed with Stephenie Meyer's books.

I love my family, my pets, and my friends.

I love to ride the four wheeler.

I am a swimmer.

I'm not a fan of TV.

I like motorcycles, my dads to be exact.

I love Subway subs.

I love ice cream.

I love chocolate.

I have two best friends.

I love spring and fall.

My favorite place is the field behind my dads house.

I have 3 parents. (My step dad is awesome.)

I have 3 siblings, 1 younger sister and 2 older brothers. (My bros are step sibs.)

I have 2 almost sisters, both younger. (God sisters, they live with there mom.)

There you go. I will add random things about me to this page as they pop into my head.

Guess what? I'm getting my hair dyed. Again.

I'm a Christian.

We (my sister and I) got our room back! (Don't ask what happened to lose it, long story.)

I have ten fingers and ten toes.

I love Cedar Point.

I'm really hyper right now.

I just got another story idea to ponder.

I have just desided that said story idea is stupid.

My hardest class is biology. (The reason for this is because it is warm and right after lunch, the perfect climate to nod off in.)

I'm now on the swim team.

Right now I'm bored out of my mind.

I quote facebook flair.

My list of emoticons (I warned you - I am random!!)

( \_/ ) This is bunny. Coppy and Paste bunny into your pro and help her in her quest
(='.'=) for world domination.

:-) =Happy

:-( =Sad

:-S =Confused

:-P =Sticking tongue out

:O =Surprised

;-) =Wink

>:-) =Evil smile

:'( =Tears

:-B =Bucktoothed

>:-( =Angry

C=:-) =Chef

d:-) =Baseball player

Q:-) =Graduate

0:-) =Angel

):-)= =Uncle Sam

No Sissy Poems

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. Just the stone cold truth of my friends and my great friendship.

When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider
monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!

When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be
involved in.

When you're scared, we will high tail it out of here.

When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse
it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!

When you are confused, I will use little words.

When you are sick, stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want
whatever you have.

When you fall, I'll pick you up and dust you off.

This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask, because you
are my FRIEND!

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

Blondes (No Offense to Anyone)

she called me to get my phone number.

she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

she tried to drown a fish.

she thought a quarterback was a refund.

she got locked in a grocery store and died of starvation.

Smart Blonde Joke

Game Of IntelligenceThere was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him 5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her 50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him 5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde 50.00

The blonde put the 50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him 5.

Random Facts

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

In the early days of the telephone, operators would pick up a call and use the phrase, "Well, are you there?". It wasn't until 1895 that someone suggested answering the phone with the phrase "number please?"

The surface area of an average-sized brick is 79 cm squared.

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction.

Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.

It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear.

Karoke means "empty orchestra" in Japanese.

The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.

Rhode Island is the smallest state with the longest name. The official name, used on all state documents, is "Rhode Island and Providence Plantations."

When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months.

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category.

It would take 11 Empire State Buildings, stacked one on top of the other, to measure the Gulf of Mexico at its deepest point.

The first person selected as the Time Magazine Man of the Year - Charles Lindbergh in 1927.

The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was 1.3 million.

It took Leo Tolstoy six years to write "War & Peace".

The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is.

On the new hundred dollar bill the time on the clock tower of Independence Hall is 4:10.

Each of the suits on a deck of cards represents the four major pillars of the economy in the middle ages: heart represented the Church, spades represented the military, clubs represented agriculture, and diamonds represented the merchant class.

The names of the two stone lions in front of the New York Public Library are Patience and Fortitude. They were named by then-mayor Fiorello LaGuardia.

The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.

1 in 5,000 north Atlantic lobsters are born bright blue.

There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 letters long (eye hip arm leg ear toe jaw rib lip gum).

A skunk's smell can be detected by a human a mile away.

The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.

Henry Ford produced the model T only in black because the black paint available at the time was the fastest to dry.

Mario, of Super Mario Bros. fame, appeared in the 1981 arcade game, Donkey Kong. His original name was Jumpman, but was changed to Mario to honor the Nintendo of America's landlord, Mario Segali.

The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley.

Every year about 98 of the atoms in your body are replaced.

The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.

World Tourist day is observed on September 27.

Women are 37 more likely to go to a psychiatrist than men are.

The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet (9 m).

Diet Coke was only invented in 1982.

There are more than 1,700 references to gems and precious stones in the King James translation of the Bible.

When snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food.

There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia as there are people. The kangaroo population is estimated at about 40 million.

Police dogs are trained to react to commands in a foreign language; commonly German but more recently Hungarian.

St. Stephen is the patron saint of bricklayers.

The average person makes about 1,140 telephone calls each year.

Stressed is Desserts spelled backwards.

If you had enough water to fill one million goldfish bowls, you could fill an entire stadium.

Mary Stuart became Queen of Scotland when she was only six days old.

Charlie Brown's father was a barber.

Flying from London to New York by Concord, due to the time zones crossed, you can arrive 2 hours before you leave.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet (2 m) away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

A lion's roar can be heard from five miles away.

The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; "7" was selected because the original containers were 7 ounces. "UP" indicated the direction of the bubbles.

Canadian researchers have found that Einstein's brain was 15 wider than normal.

The average person spends about 2 years on the phone in a lifetime.

The fist product to have a bar code was Wrigleys gum.

The largest number of children born to one woman is recorded at 69. From 1725-1765, a Russian peasant woman gave birth to 16 sets of twins, 7 sets of triplets, and 4 sets of quadruplets.

Beatrix Potter created the first of her legendary "Peter Rabbit" children's stories in 1902.

In ancient Rome, it was considered a sign of leadership to be born with a crooked nose.

The word "nerd" was first coined by Dr. Seuss in "If I Ran the Zoo."

A 41-gun salute is the traditional salute to a royal birth in Great Britain.

The bagpipe was originally made from the whole skin of a dead sheep.

The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear. Any cup-shaped object placed over the ear produces the same effect.

Revolvers cannot be silenced because of all the noisy gasses which escape the cylinder gap at the rear of the barrel.

Liberace Museum has a mirror-plated Rolls Royce; jewel-encrusted capes, and the largest rhinestone in the world, weighing 59 pounds and almost a foot in diameter.

A car that shifts manually gets 2 miles more per gallon of gas than a car with automatic shift.

Cats can hear ultrasound.

Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.

The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used.

Children grow faster in the springtime.

On average, there are 178 sesame seeds on each McDonalds BigMac bun.

Paul Revere rode on a horse that belonged to Deacon Larkin.

The Baby Ruth candy bar was actually named after Grover Cleveland's baby daughter, Ruth.

Minus 40 degrees Celsius is exactly the same as minus 40 degrees Fahrenheit.

Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down -- hence the expression "to get fired".

Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.

7.5 million toothpicks can be created from a cord of wood.

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

The earliest recorded case of a man giving up smoking was on April 5, 1679, when Johan Katsu, Sheriff of Turku, Finland, wrote in his diary "I quit smoking tobacco." He died one month later.

"Goodbye" came from "God bye" which came from "God be with you."

February is Black History Month.

Jane Barbie was the woman who did the voice recordings for the Bell System.

The first drive-in service station in the United States was opened by Gulf Oil Company - on December 1, 1913, in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

The elephant is the only animal with 4 knees.

Kansas state law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night to wear tail lights.

If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have 1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. 5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Honey is the only food that doesn't spoil.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The king of hearts in a deck of cards is the only king that doesn't have a mustache.

Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.

The cars in America honk the note F.

Humans burn more calories sleeping than watching t.v.

The sentence: The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. Uses every word in the alphabet

Cockroaches can live up to nine days after their head has been chopped off.

You can lead a cow up the stairs, but they won't go down.

The first food to be grown is space were potatoes.

Baby rattlesnakes are born without rattles.

Peanuts are an ingredient in dynamite.

A squid's eye is about the size of a basketball.

The Mona Lisa wasn't painted with eyebrows.

Jellyfish are ninety-five percent water.

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

There are no clocks in Las Vegas casinos.

The average chocolate bar has eight insect legs in it.

Forest fires move faster uphill than downhill.

Most lipstick have fish scales in it.

Porcupines can float in water.

Dolphins sleep with one eye open.

Slugs have four noses.

Apples are more efficient than caffeine when you are trying to wake up in the morning.

Robert Pattinson wears boxers.

Come Backs For Pick Up Lines

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Find Him

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your handin front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

the guy that for some freaking reason I can't find


When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

- unknown

Having the love of your life break up with you and say 'we can still be friends' is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

- unknown

You have to have a little fun every day :)

- Grandpa

I love you like an emo boy loves eyeliner.

- unknown

Don't let the first mouse in.

- unknown

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

- unknown

If looks could kill you would be long gone.

- unknown

My heart was a wave that broke for you.

- unknown

Say hello to my little friend.

- Terminator

Follow me if you want to live.

- Terminator

Love is just a four letter word.

- unknown

Its just too little to late.

- Jojo

Take a long walk off a short pier.

- unknown

I like to go to over sea places, like Canada

- unknown

Every little girl should have someone call them pretty, even if they are not.

- unknown

Some people are like slinkys, they're fun to push down stairs.

- Brett

No guy is worth your tears, and any guy who is won't make you cry.

- Kay

If your heart was broken you'd be dead.

- Unknown

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

- unknown

Men are like parking spaces. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicap.

- Some Old Lady Mike Knows

Never doubt old ladies.

- Me

At least their death was funny... I mean tragic.

- Lauren Taylor

What do you mean I don't help? I help lots! I help people find the true meaning of happiness.

- Lauren Taylor

Ask me later, closer to your birthday, then butterflies with cash will fly out my butt.

- Dad

Ten Things To Do Before I Die

Things I Have Done :)

1. Find True Love

2. Grow Patience

3. Be In Two Places At Once

4. Save A Life :)

5. Get A Tatoo :)

6. Fly :)

7. Travel To Every State In The United States

8. Learn To Whistle

9. Watch The Sun Rise :)

10. Bungee Jump

7 Reasons not to Mess with Children

1. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'. The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?' The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.

2. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.' The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like' Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'

3. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to 'honnor' thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?' Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, 'Thou shall not kill.'

4. One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?' Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.' The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'

5. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. 'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'

6. A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.''Yes,' the class said. 'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?' A little fellow shouted, 'Cause your feet ain't empty.'

7. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: 'Take only ONE . God is watching.' Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'

Fears and Phobias

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. (My personal favorite.)

Anthrophobia- Fear of flowers.
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Automatonophobia- Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues - anything that falsly represents a sentient being.
Barophobia- Fear of gravity.
Bibliophobia- Fear of books.
Bogyphobia- Fear of the bogeyman.
Consecotaleophobia- Fear of chopsticks.
Coulrophobia- Fear of clowns.
Doxophobia- Fear of receiving praise.
Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers.
Epistaxiophobia- Fear of nosebleeds.
Genuphobia- Fear of knees.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.
Linonophobia- Fear of string.
Nomatophobia- Fear of names.
Ommetaphobia or Ommatophobia- Fear of eyes.
Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything.
Paraskavedekatriaphobia- Fear of Friday the 13th.
Pediophobia- Fear of dolls.
Peladophobia- Fear of bald people.
Phobophobia- Fear of phobias.
Pogonophobia- Fear of beards.
Porphyrophobia- Fear of the color purple.
Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating.
Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat.

Here are some copy and paste things to discribe me

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listning to them over and over again. Crazy is when you dont say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but insted yell random things that make you lafe. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you headbang to a slow song, or become odsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on ur scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left! Crazy is having a major arguement with your friend...and i mean major...its still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or jello. Then at the end of the winter, they both retire and divorce each other. Crazy is when you go into target, ask the lady at the snack counter for diet water, make spy noises whipping through (in your best spy pose of course) the dressing room, when ou hide in the clothing racks saying things like "pick me" or "yes. i will maike you look fat", racing your friends inside baskets with your best friend pushing you, then yelling "Ruby is as nutty as squirrell poo!". Crazy is talking on the phone with your best friend while chatting online with the same friend about a totally random subject. Crazy is going through other peoples profiles just looking for stuff to add to yours. Crazy is spending 200 on 11 books. I've been there. Ive done that. I'm proud to be crazy! If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If the Jonas Brothers said breathing wasn't cool 95 percent of girls would be dead. If you would be part of the 5 who'd laugh their butts off at them, copy this into your profile. (My sister and friend, Kay, would be dead in a heart beat.)

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (Jaxon)

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Every single day)

My best friend is insane, or if you are an insane friend then copy this to your profile (I would happen to be the insane best friend.)

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (I also talk to my computer in web design, her name is Wendy.)

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile(Uh...yeah...My mom has put a restraining order on me when it comes to reading. She told me that she would rather see me watch TV than read!! Did I listen to her? No. Would I be on fanfiction if I did?)

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, bright black stars, StormDragon666, Sasuke's 2 Child Sayuri Uchiha, silver cherryblossom BrightRubyEyes, Crazii Kimmy Girl,Angelz on edge, Hawkiesbaby0703, CCgirl1410

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Something Other by Unofficial Cullen reviews
Bella Swan is not a vampire, werewolf, or witch. She’s “something other.” Vamps/Werewolves included. Canon Pairings. Nominated for Indie TwiFic award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 63,708 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Witches of Twilight by raca reviews
Bella discovers a truth about the 'mythical' world long before leaving Phoenix. Seeking out her friends, she finds herself in Forks and surrounded by creatures that shouldn't exist. A retelling of Twilight filled with Magic and staring a powerful Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 117,547 - Reviews: 1684 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Of Fruits And Vegetables by BlessedMay reviews
Seth and Collin have an interesting conversation. The others pop in to annoy and hilarity ensues. Rated T for one naughty word.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Seth, Collin - Complete
Reunion by Fiftyfour reviews
96 years after Edward abandons Bella, the Cullen's return to Forks. But who are these two mysterious girls, that everyone talks about, and how do they have ties to the Cullen's?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,958 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gravity Moves by Rose White007 reviews
Jacob has run away, where does he end up? When he imprints what happens? Who is she and can she accept Jacob's fairy tale inspired life? Werewolves, vampires, and bears! Oh my! Will she believe it? JacobxOC AU Written before Breaking Dawn came out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,636 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Jacob, OC - Complete
Dead but Not Gone by Simply Emma reviews
AU: The wolves didn't do their job. Victoria found Bella, presenting her with a fate worse than death, forever alone. Bella has to learn to survive alone in a world she never thought she would face alone. Perhaps fate will intervene, perhaps not.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,829 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Complete
A Shared Dream by Twinkling reviews
Bella has a nightmare, Jasper's POV. Set after Eclipse. Everyone is at the Cullen's home. ExB, JxA In true Twilight form it's full of love, pain and drama. Everyone is in-character, may contain spoilers. Please R&R. Enjoy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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100 Years Later reviews
Edward left and Bella is now a vampire hangin out with the wolves. What happens when they meet 100 years later? Sorry I'm bad at summeries! Bella and Edward. T just to be on the safe side.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,349 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
Isabella reviews
Bella was changed by the Volturie. Her mom and her had gone on a tour and she was found to be special. Renee was not so lucky. E&B eventually. Rated T just to be on the safe side. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Bella
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