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Author has written 3 stories for Danny Phantom, and Suite Life series.

Hi, I'm thebestAUTHOR. Unlike what one might assume, by my name, I'm not a braggy person (and know I'm nowhere near to being the best author), but I try to be the best one I can be, and advise others to do the same. I see flames as a waste of time (as angrily ranting in a review isn't going to do you, nor me, much good, if you don't tell me what I did wrong), but are welcome, none-the-less. However, constructive criticism is far more appreciated.

Favorite Things.

Favorite Colour: Purple.

Favorite Books: Harry Potter series, few other books as well (most of which change from time to time.)

Favorite Genres: Suspense, adventure, fantasy. Horror is okay, when well written.

Notes: Read.

Danny Phantom Fans: Check out and subscribe to my DP community, 'the parents.' Also looking for staff.

Quotes (Which I do not own, obviously.)

"I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone."

"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize."

"If you're not living life on the edge you're taking up to much space."

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing- but none of them serious."

"We're just physically not physical enough."

"The world is more like it is now than it ever has before."

"It is white." - George W. Bush when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London.

"I have opinions of my own- strong opinions- but I don't always agree with them."

"If only faces could talk."

"Permitted vehicles not allowed."

"Solutions are not the answer."

"Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you."

"Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film."

"42.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot."

"The sooner you fall behind the more time you have to catch up."

"All those who believe in telekinesis raise my hand."

"OK, so what's the speed of dark."

"Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays of now."

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"

"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down."

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on E-Bay."

"When they put unknown at the end of a quote it means they probably don't know how to spell anonymous" - unknown


Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Copy and paste thingies (Which I do not own also).

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if you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

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If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

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If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

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If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him master.
He had no degree, yet they called Him teacher.
He had no medicine, yet they called Him healer.
He had no army, yet kings feared Him.
He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world.
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him.
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a Leader who loves us...
If you believe in God and that Jesus Christ is His Only Son, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ignore Him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says:

" If you deny Me before man, I will deny you before My Father in Heaven...""I CAN DO ALL THINGS THROUGH CHRIST WHICH STREGTHENS ME" - Philippians 4:13

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Nova Shots by Cordria reviews
A collection of short stories. Now playing: Funeral Expenses. Short sequel to Judge, Jury, Executioner. Jack's funeral from Vlad's point of view. Genre: general, Rating: K
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 97 - Words: 244,339 - Reviews: 2258 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 8/29/2008
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3294 - Favs: 2,597 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Stunning Shifts by mindcandy reviews
During a publicity stunt, Harry and 5 others are sent to another world where a well timed Stupefy made all the difference. As Harry looks for his peers and a way home, another Harry investigates the odd arrival of his doppelganger. (Canon, EWE, dimension travel, AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,538 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Harry P.
Plunge by Cordria reviews
Sequel to 'Masks'. Now that Lancer has learned the truth and has let Danny out of his office, Danny needs to face the next hurdle: his parents.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,436 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Complete
Warrior's Heir by Osireia reviews
DEAD. Harry is thrown into a world where purebloods are condemned, Tom Riddle is the Boy Who Lived, and the Dark Lord is someone he'd never suspect. Will his emerging abilities be enough? Should he support Riddle - or the Dark Lord? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 164,771 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 1,498 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Timeless To Me by Poetique reviews
Bella thinks she's tripped again, but she's done much more than that. With only a wallet full of money from 2005 and her memories, she discovers her new setting: Chicago in 1917, where the Spanish influenza is on rise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,272 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
Operation Chaos Done Right by Star Bear reviews
Having lost everything the seventh year class decides to go back in time and do it right. This is going to require lots of planning though, because they don't want to be bored by the same time line now do they?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,106 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 1,302 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P.
Reactions to the Legend by amber-chick reviews
AU Sirius is freed after the tournament and is Harrys guardian. Everything is normal until Harry let something slip making Sirius & Remus realize that they don't know about Harry's first 2 years. Now Harry has to explain all the death defying stunts. Oh dear...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,502 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 3,071 - Follows: 1,847 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Padrone Di Tempo by insanited reviews
When Bella Swan is wisked away through time, trying to save her love - a human Edward - she accidentally sends herself six years back: into another dimension, another world, another Forks; and to someone she really didn't expect to meet. AU - not AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,541 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Edward, Bella
Tremors by Victoria Hughes reviews
CHAPTER 20 UP. Danny's been catapulted into a parallel dimension. But he's left his ghost half behind ... will his human half survive the Ghost King? And will Phantom survive Danny's parents? Nothing is quite how he expected it ... DxS, DxV.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,768 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Danny F., Vlad M.
Your Fantasy, My Reality by bellaklutz2010 reviews
After Zac's death Edward comes and rescues Amy. What she doesn't know though is what he the Cullen's and even Bella are really rescuing her from. Requested sequel to Time To Wake Up Now. I own nothing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 47,006 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Complete
Elegiac by Maiden of the Moon reviews
“Your first day as a human will cost you your Past. The second, your Present. The third, your Future. In short,” the sea witch purred, staring into the mermaid’s dumbstruck eyes, “come day three, I’ll own your soul. And you will not get it back.” EdxBe AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,943 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Family Game Night Cullen Style by TroublesomeTwins reviews
Uno? Clue? I've Never? Truth or Dare? What could possibly go wrong? Lots. One Shot. R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
Masks by Cordria reviews
Sometimes, people hide who they truly are behind masks. This is a short story about the day that Lancer decides enough is enough when it comes to Daniel Fenton. Sequel is 'Plunge'.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,070 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Danny F., Lancer - Complete
The Blood Drive by Amelia Bedelia reviews
The day starts like any other - the typical wake-up call and a relaxing morning - but when Bella is in danger, Edward does whatever he has to in order to save her - even if it means revealing his secret identity to the last person Bella wanted to find out
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,833 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8384 - Favs: 7,524 - Follows: 1,731 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
He's a Fenton? by Erratta reviews
Jack discovers a mysterious binder full of ghost data and draws several interesting conclusions. Sequel to Danny? Phantom?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Danny F., Jack F. - Complete
Where Do You Live? by DPcrazy reviews
Before PP. After Danny fights a ghost, people start to ask him questions. Unfortunately, one of his answers was wrong. Some law comes into play and now Danny Phantom is being tossed from family to family, some of which, he would never expect.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,140 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Danny F. - Complete
A Stranger in an Unholy Land by serpant-sorcerer reviews
PART I: Days before his 6th year, Harry Potter is sucked into another universe by forces not of this world. Dazed and confused, Harry finds himself in a world where his parents are alive, where Voldemort has never fallen and he is Voldemort's key enforcer
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 470,388 - Reviews: 1628 - Favs: 3,512 - Follows: 1,151 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Danny? Phantom? by Erratta reviews
A meeting with Danny Phantom gets Maddie thinking about his nature and his relationship to her son. Oneshot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,892 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
The World in a Nutshell by MoonrockBlink1772 reviews
One morning, Valerie Gray woke up in a nightmare world where she owned Danny Fenton, and Danny Fenton was Danny Phantom. One morning, another Valerie woke up and discovered the reverse. [DannyValerie][revised]
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,572 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/10/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Valerie G. - Complete
Is He My Father? by marietsy2 reviews
A oneshot parody. It makes fun of all those Severitus stories out there. I took canon behavior and threw it out of the window.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Take My Heart Away by Hatusu reviews
Complete. Hermione goes back in time with one mission: to kill Tom Riddle before he comes to power. How hard can it be? Impossible, she realizes, as a love between them grows stronger than anything she's ever known. Now Hermione has a choice to make: Will
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,202 - Reviews: 2126 - Favs: 2,342 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter & the Severus Snape Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Severitus Challenge - After reading so many stories about where Severus Snape is somehow Harry’s father, I have decided to write a parody about them. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Complete
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The DP trivia challenge reviews
Are you the DP master?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
Ghost of suite 613 reviews
Currently being edited. Danny and his parents are staying in Suite 613, the haunted suite of the Boston, Tipton Hotel. Unfortunately, defeating Irene, and keeping his secret from Zack, Cody, and the rest of the crew, proves not to be as easy as it looks.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Suite Life series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Dan Phantom
The Fenton Dimesionizer 1 of 24 reviews
A new invention of the Fentons, the Fenton Dimensionizer, designed to get the ghost boy out of there way by transporting him to a different dimension every 3 days, and Danny seems to be making friends with his new pals, but there's just 1 little glitch...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Dan Phantom, Maddie F.
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