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Hi, I'm thebestAUTHOR. Unlike what one might assume, by my name, I'm not a braggy person (and know I'm nowhere near to being the best author), but I try to be the best one I can be, and advise others to do the same. I see flames as a waste of time (as angrily ranting in a review isn't going to do you, nor me, much good, if you don't tell me what I did wrong), but are welcome, none-the-less. However, constructive criticism is far more appreciated.
Favorite Colour: Purple.
Favorite Books: Harry Potter series, few other books as well (most of which change from time to time.)
Favorite Genres: Suspense, adventure, fantasy. Horror is okay, when well written.
Danny Phantom Fans: Check out and subscribe to my DP community, 'the parents.' Also looking for staff.
Quotes (Which I do not own, obviously.)
"I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone."
"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize."
"If you're not living life on the edge you're taking up to much space."
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing- but none of them serious."
"We're just physically not physical enough."
"The world is more like it is now than it ever has before."
"It is white." - George W. Bush when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London.
"I have opinions of my own- strong opinions- but I don't always agree with them."
"If only faces could talk."
"Permitted vehicles not allowed."
"Solutions are not the answer."
"Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you."
"Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film."
"42.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot."
"The sooner you fall behind the more time you have to catch up."
"All those who believe in telekinesis raise my hand."
"OK, so what's the speed of dark."
"Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays of now."
"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"
"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down."
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on E-Bay."
"When they put unknown at the end of a quote it means they probably don't know how to spell anonymous" - unknown
"A repair shop: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR, THE BELL DOESN'T WORK.)
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Copy and paste thingies (Which I do not own also).
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if you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
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If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile
even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
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You know you live in 2010 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
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If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile
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If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile
Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him master.
" If you deny Me before man, I will deny you before My Father in Heaven...""I CAN DO ALL THINGS THROUGH CHRIST WHICH STREGTHENS ME" - Philippians 4:13
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