Rachana
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Joined 07-17-08, id: 1638373, Profile Updated: 07-31-08
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

We are Rachana! We take the stories you know and love and put a different/somewhat naughty twist on it. Expect the unexpected...

Boisenberry! Ha! Bet you didn't expect that! Wow...that was different...

~the ana half

We (clearly, there is two of us, as we refer to ourselves as "we") are Rachana. Pronounce it how you like, the customer/reader is always right! When you read our stories, the following reactions may occur:

a) "wtf is wrong with these freaks? they fail at life and should be shot for being so weird."

b) "clearly, this was written by some sort of pervy sex fiend. this is just so gross"

c) "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!"

d) "that was a great story! i hope these wonderful people write more!"

we aim for the bottom two, but...some people just don't roll that way.

~the rach half

i just want to thank all 3 of our wonderful readers who left us reveiws. thank you for being so nice!! one of my friends wrote a story on fanfic, and somebody left her this hideously, unnessicarily mean reveiw. so...if you have something wretchedly rude to say about one of our stories...keep it to yourself.

~the rach half

(clearly, i'm a loser with way more time to type this stuff the our other lovely writer. i'll try to restrain myself when i feel the urge to post anonymous snarky comments.)

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Eclipse, MY way the ana half reviews
This is simply to condradict my comrade's story "Eclipse, MY way the Rach half
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Eclipse, MY Way the Rach half reviews
How will Bella react when Jacob is being ridiculous? Read, silly! We do not own twilight, new moon, eclipse, edward, bella, jacob, werewolves, lunar phenomena, times of day, fornication in general, porsche 911 turbos, or our own private islands.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Bella, James - Complete
ForXXXnaughty naughty reviews
The massively inappropriate story of a girl and her vampire lover. Bella and Edward get it on...a lot. Oh yeah, and they live in a nudist colony...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
ForXXX reviews
The massively inappropriate story of a girl and her vampire lover. Bella and Edward get it on...a lot. Oh yeah, and they live in a nudist colony...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete