Dullard
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Joined 07-18-08, id: 1638808, Profile Updated: 06-14-10
Author has written 3 stories for Batman the Animated Series.

I'll be dead on his ass like "Spencer for fuckin' Hire". I'll hunt him down and feed him his testicles, and I'll do it in a jiffy. ..And I don't care if his momma there, his grandmomma, innocent bystanders, little kids, babysitters, bill collectors, whatever. I'll leave his whole block filled with hot brass if I have to, and you know why? 'Cause I JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!! ..You guys sure you don't want any breakfast? I have English muffins and peach jelly. c: -Gin Rummy; Boondocks

D U L L A R D

B E

G O O D

Call me Dullard; just about everyone does. ..Yes, I know what it means.
No, I don't care.

I suppose that the best thing that ever happened to me was that I finally stopped giving a damn. ..You should probably do the same.
Taking life seriously is SUCH a total drag, ya'know. :P

-I'm missing the top digit off of my right hand's index finger, but that's okay 'cause I'm left-handed.
-When I was an even littler dullard than I am now, I was completely convinced that I was an alien.
-I've spent some time at a mental institution. ..It was awful.
-I'm probably younger than you. ..Probably.


Be aware that I'm prone to deleting, editing, reposting my fics at any given time, 'cause I'm just plain unreliable like that. ..Also, I like punctuation.
I use it more than I probably should.

If you wanna know more about me, I suggest that you listen to the song "I'm Awesome" by Spose.
It'll tell you just about everything that ya' need to know.

o3o

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Takes One to Know One by Foxieglove reviews
The Brotherhood accepts a long overdue invitation to join the X-men. For all of them, it means changes. For Todd, it means the biggest change of all.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,820 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Toad/Todd T.
Animal Instincts by Keirbear.rawr reviews
Summary: What if Wolverine and Sabretooth were also teenagers during the series? What would they be like with the others and each other?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Wolverine/Logan, Sabretooth
The Bugs Are Back by Cute Fierce Kitten reviews
After investigating a UFO crash site, Agents K and J set out with their newly recruited MIB member Agent Q to capture two unruly Bugs on the loose and begin to unravel the mystery of an alien splinter group known as Suns of the Desos.
Men In Black - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,145 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Agent K, Agent J
Sign of Spring by Dunyazade reviews
Robin earns some respect.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,821 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Dick G., Harvey B. - Complete
Friends and Scars by Trumpeteer34 reviews
Scarface is taken away and replaced with Mr. Friend, a therapeutic dummy. When Arnold Wesker is busted out of Arkham by Rhino and the gang, he has some choices to make. How far will the Ventriloquist go to save his boss, Mr. Scarface?
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,189 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Ventriloquist - Complete
Cold by Sygmanthias reviews
Harley finds herself out in the cold...literally.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Harley Q., Joker - Complete
See you around, Jay by WibSkelDS9 reviews
Set during the first movie. Jay says goodbye to the man he loves. SLASH, Kay/Jay. Please R&R!
Men In Black - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
Touch by LittleMewLugia reviews
Isn’t it odd how easily a simple touch can be misconstrued? Bumblebee’s reaction to Sam’s caress is misread by Sam. Sam’s reaction is misread by Bumblebee. They both fear their friendship is lost, but does that mean their bond is for naught?
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
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Making Smiles reviews
Joker can't keep his mind off of Harley, while Creeper can't keep his hands off of Joker.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Joker
The Slaying of the Sun reviews
The clown prince of crime has decided to treat his little harlequin to a 'romantic' night on the town. Before they get to painting Gotham red with blood, they witness the tragic fall of the lovely sun, and the triumphant rise of the pale, cackling moon.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Joker, Harley Q. - Complete
Hysteria reviews
What does the clown prince of crime really see in his little harlequin? Sometimes even Joker needs a reminder, and Harley is more than willing to give him one.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Joker, Harley Q. - Complete