Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, Bleach, and Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！.
age: ? Hint: Younger than my Dad
About Myself: Do I really?
My Likes: Writing, Reading, Etc
My Dislikes: Over the top stories,
Hobbies: ...I have a lot of hobbies and one of them is writing
Avatar: Urek Mazino - One of the Strongest
1. you're reading my comment
2.now your thinking that's a stupid fact
Currently working on my novel and new fanfics
Naruto The Next Death
Naruto: Negima Sensei
Naruto: Ninja Negator
If you send me emails/ Pm's I'll try to get to them as early as possible (No promises)
Some of my favorite Amines
Naruto (as long as Naruto is not brooding over Sasuke or Sakura. I don't like sasuke, don't really care for Sakura)
Bleach (Especially if I can see more IchigoXSoi Fon and or IchigoXRukia and last but not least more IchigoXYoruichi. Don't really like Orihime and how shes always being a cry baby)
Witch Hunter (especially if there is Sasha-the main characterxVarete) _Not Witch Hunter Robin (Don't even know what that is)
Anime girls I like: The kind of tomboyish girls that never get any or enough love (enough said) - Surprisingly I notice that I can't stand weak girls
Anime people I hate: Sasuke- Enough said and now I have even more reason to not like him (Read the manga) - I would like to point out that I hate Sasuke as a person, but I like his power (Hence my hope and or wish that Naruto somehow gets all of Sasuke's powers)
Hinata- I have a hatred of weak girls that somehow get everyone's attention and even though they stalk the hero somehow everyone finds that cute and forget to file that restraining order
The first girls introduced with the main character: (Not all of them - I like Rukia) Just don't like the ones that always hit the main character when they have something cool going for them or the ones that like the main character since the beginning and get mad when they hit on other girls.
A girl that slaps around the man character just because she gets jealous is not cute!
Things I Want:
All the Persona and Shin Megami Tensei Games - All Star-wars Knights of the Old Republic Games- A lot of classic Ps1 and ps2 games
I really want to see a good Naruto crossover with Yugioh or Pokemon with Naruto coming from the ninja world instead of starting off there and a good paring. No Tea, or Girls that are too goody, goody two shoes.( Sigh I guess I have to write one myself)
If I could have one ability it would be the ability to stop and slow down time
(Now technically I said one ability, but think about it time stop-time slow) =) Don't worry if you don't get it. Only stupid people get it. Which is why I'm wandering why I even wrote this. I don't get it. (Get it?)
I like crossovers and regular
Don't really care for yaoi (cant say I hate it because I never read it) Just can't stand how many there are. I hope that one day Fanfiction can make a separate site for all girls Yaoi needs. (So I can stay on this site and find new stories to read without having to find myself reading how Itachi raped Sasuke with Tsukyomi)
I really like a lot of game music and I find that I can't write for a long time without some good music playing. If you have any songs or videos that you think I have to watch don't hesitate to pm me about it
Problems in the world of fanfictions :
1. One of the things I find that I can't stand when reading a story is that the main character falls in love too much or actually too easily. He see's her once and he instantly falls for her and would even give his life for her in that one meeting.
2. The main character learns all these techniques but never has time to use them (Ex. Naruto learns every jutsu and makes every rasengan possible but never ever uses them)
3. In retrospect when the character only knows about two to three techniques (coughNarutocough). They never seem to want the ability to learn new things.
4. How many NarutoxHinata fics there are (SERIOUSLY?! COME ON!) (Never going to happen) I REPEAT (Never going to happen)
5. How few NarutoxSomebody good fics there are (There really aren't, he always instantly falls in love with them. No story whatsoever just love, love, love)
6. Lack of awesome Naruto crossovers (That are good and do not involve him being too powerful and do not have Hinata in them)
(Seriously I can't get over this Hinata thing. I don't know why, but I used to like her but as I grew up I realized that she is weak and IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN I REPEAT NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN REGARDLESS OF WHAT SHE SAID IN THE MANGA. SHE IS AND I QUOTE A STALKER)
Stupid Naruto story plots
(Courtesy of Silent-Master)
Step One: Naruto is being chased by an angry mob even though he's only three years old (barely old enough to wipe his own ass) and living alone for some reason.
Step Two: He trips and/or reaches a dead end (oh noooo's) and they proceed to inflict grievous, crippling, and all around over exaggerated unsurvivable wounds.
Step Three: After ten minutes of stabbing and beating (Which miraculously avoided his vitals) someone comes in to inflict the the final blows at the crowds jeering.
Step Four: In a 'thrilling' and 'suspenseful' moment a giant war-hammer is swung down on Naruto, only to be stopped an inch from his head by token superhero #25.
Step Five: Token superhero #25 yells at crowd. "WHAT ARE DO DOING TO TO THIS POOR BOY?!," crowd replies. "KILLING THE DEMON!" or the like. Slaughter ensues.
Step Six: Sarutobi and an Anbu squad show up. (perfect timing) Hokage confronts token superhero #25. "WHO ARE YOU?!" hero responds. "I'm super awesome-man! (Relation to Naruto's parents optional) Now why are your villagers attacking this poor boy?"
Step Seven: The Hokage proceeds to break his own law and tells to complete strangers Naruto's life story, much to their outrage.
Step Eight: Token superhero #25 says he's taking the boy away to train him. Sarutobi agrees immediately without argument, but pleads for them to return for the Genins exams. #25 agrees. (The fact that he agreed to bring the kid back to a place that delivered a massive beating to a three year old didn't seem to bother him.)
Step Nine: Naruto wakes up after the ten minute conversation completely healed, energetic, and with enough brain damage to forgive the entire ordeal. (Apparently he's Jesus, filled with infinite forgiveness for the unforgivable)
Step Ten: They fill Naruto in on the details and he begs to be able to come back to be Hokage. (a three year old can comprehend that...how?) and the duo is off.
Step Eleven: Time skip. Naruto returns, covered in trench coats and pictures of foxes. (throwing all stigmas to the wind).
Step Twelve: Meets Hokage and dishes out all his skills in painful detail. (Throwing all ninja sense to the wind.) Assigned to go to the academy, which happens to be having its exam that day.
Step Thirteen: Shows off dramatically for the test and remainder of story, pwning everyone but Orochimaru in the Forest of death.
Step Fourteen: Falls in love with Hinata(Especially the Hinata part).
Side Note: If any one of the steps is used in your fiction...YOU FAIL!!
Ways to fix Naruto plots:
Step 1: Naruto is older (Simple as that) If he is at least eight or even ten then you have more you to work with.
Step 2: Instead of tripping and being beaten Naruto leaves the village or meets someone.
Step 3: Don't overpower him, it's called balance and sensibility.
Step 4: Give him some special not game breaking power. (Something sensible)
Step 5: Don't make every paragraph porn. Some people actually come for the story.
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing their asses off.
(And yet I still wear them. They're really good clothes, just hate the fact that everyone is wearing them. Where's the individuality?)
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