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Author has written 17 stories for Naruto, Kuroshitsuji, Borderlands, Legend of Korra, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Wolf Among Us.
I am a huge Naruto fan. Yup.
Me fan blog, yarrgh:
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Me: Wouldn't it be funny if Obama's body guards suddenly showed up at our school the second you said "I want Obama to die!"?
Art is a Bang!--Deidara
True art is everlasting...--Sasori
Tobi's a good boy!--Tobi
Bill: Well, you really stepped in it.
I think we can all agree that there's more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking (flashes Blue Steel)
Oh my God! No more Bee Gees!! How will I be able to stay alive, stay alive?!
My childhood is being raped before my very eyes, and by Eskimos no less, with their cold, feely hands...
Villager: She turned me into a newt!
Everybody loves a Slinky! Slin-ky! Slin-ky! GO SLINKY GO!!
Sp: Hey Patrick, are you angry too?!
Lion-O, what are you doing, Snarf Snarf?--Snarf
Music can change the world because music can change people-Bono
Music is my religion-Jimi Hendrix
It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings-Kurt Cobain
We are not retreating--we are advancing in another direction-Douglas MacArthur
A man paints with his brains and not with his hands-Michelangelo
Women are made to be loved, not understood-Oscar Wilde
Koda: Nyu, do you think you could get me some water?
S. Italy/Romano: Oh Hasselhoff! I've got another surprise for you!
Japan: Hm..I agree with Americ--
Japan: (about America watching a scary movie) You know.. you don't have to watch it if you don't want to--
Ugly women, you're like men--you're gonna have to work--Daniel Tosh
So..I'm 40 years old..I'm half dead..--Louis CK
"And their kids! .. Jesus fucking Christ!" -- George Carlin
"He's like a super walker! He's like Walker-Texas-Ranger-walker!" - Jim Gaffigan
"Well, hello, beautiful. You must be Harvey's squeeze. And you are beautiful." - The Joker
"If you're good at something, never do it for free." - The Joker
Knowledge is key, and she was locked the fuck out. - Josh Sneed
"OH MY GOD THESE MOTHER-FUCKING CHOMP-CHOMPS!! I'M FUCKING BUTTHURT OVER THESE FUCKING CHOMP-CHOMPS!!!! - Pat (Super Best Friends Brawl Mario Kart) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQdJoLybUIY (skip to 10 minutes)
Hank: But Dale you made a deal. And what about all that great stuff you got from John?
Katara: Is this real..or a legend?
"Unless you put a bolt directly into your targets' brains or sink it in them while they're unconscious, shooting an enemy three times in the chest will only make them angry. "
"Oh goodness, no! Never trust anyone."
Favorite Naruto Pairings (OC=Original Character)
Sasori X Deidara/ Deidara X Sasori
Sasori X Sakura (O!T!P!)
Deidara X Sakura (2nd OTP)
Sasori X Hinata
Deidara X Hinata
Pein X Konan
Tobi X Deidara / Deidara X Tobi
Kakuzu X Hidan
Sasori X Kabuto
Itachi X Deidara
Deidara X Naruto
Deidara X Gaara
Sasori X Gaara
Sasori X Sakura X Deidara (3TP)
Sasori X Gaara X Deidara
Gaara X Lee
Deidara X OC
Sasori X OC
Itachi X OC
Gaara X OC
Naruto Pairings I Don't Care About/Hate
Sai x Anyone
Itachi X Kisame
Deidara X Ino
Orochimaru X Sasuke
Itachi x Sasuke
Sasuke x Naruto
Any pairing where one is an animal
Most heroxhero pairings from Naruto... I usually go for the bad guys
Thor: Loki x Jane, Loki x OC
Legend of Korra: Amon x Korra
Sherlock: Sherlock x John, Moriarty x John, Moriarty x Holly, Moriarty x Any poor fool that crosses his path LOL (DANCE PUPPET DANCE!!), Mycroft x Lestrade
Mulan: Shan Yu x Mulan (culture clash, wassup!!)
The Dark Knight/Batman universe: Joker x OC (Anyone who gets in his way or otherwise entertains him enough to stay alive while in his presence, mwahaha), Joker x Harleen/Harley Quinn
Teen Titans: Slade x Raven, Slade x Terra, Robin x Raven (friendship-wise)
FullMetal Alchemist: 1st Greed x Winry, 1st Greed x Edward, 1st Greed x OC, Kimblee x Any poor sucker that catches his eye MWAHAHA
Metalocalypse: Toki x Skwisgaar
Dracula: Dracula x Mina Harker
Silence of the Lambs: Hannibal Lecter x Clarice Starling
Far Cry 3: Vaas x OC
Dishonored: Daud x Callista, Custis x Morgan, Treavor x anybody (people, you need to jump on this shit), Outsider x Corvo
Borderlands: Handsome Jack x Rhys, Handsome Jack x Axton
Supernatural: Crowley x Dean, Crowley x OC, Crowley x Castiel, Castiel x Meg, Lucifer x Sam, Lucifer x Castiel, Benny x Dean (Bromance!!)
The Evil Within: Ruvik x OC, Ruvik x Leslie Withers
Killing Stalking: Sangwoo x Yoonbum (the psychological destruction to be had..oh the possibilities are endless (/o_o)/ )