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Author has written 17 stories for Naruto, Kuroshitsuji, Borderlands, Legend of Korra, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Wolf Among Us.
I am a huge Naruto fan. Yup.
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If a black man gets bitten by a vampire, will he turn white? Or will his skin turn darker? Or, will he just stay the same, because he has "black power" over the racist vampire?--Me
You can't be a guy and give a nerd a wedgie these days; anyone who's a dude and touches another dude's underpants for ANY reason will be assumed by the student body to be gay. Or a freak. It's a lose-lose situation for the bully, but a win-win situation for the victim.--ME
Me: Wouldn't it be funny if Obama's body guards suddenly showed up at our school the second you said "I want Obama to die!"?
Art is a Bang!--Deidara
True art is everlasting...--Sasori
Tobi's a good boy!--Tobi
Bill: Well, you really stepped in it.
Ugh, these floors are so sticky!
I think we can all agree that there's more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking (flashes Blue Steel)
Oh my God! No more Bee Gees!! How will I be able to stay alive, stay alive?!
Why don't quit being such a ball wipe?!
Cloak: Yuric? Is that a...(dramatic closeup)...Russian name?
Cloak: Depressing; despondent; woeful, other synonyms for sad. I'll help you find your economically conservative and socially liberal iguana sir, don't you worry!
My childhood is being raped before my very eyes, and by Eskimos no less, with their cold, feely hands...
Villager: She turned me into a newt!
Everybody loves a Slinky! Slin-ky! Slin-ky! GO SLINKY GO!!
Sp: Hey Patrick, are you angry too?!
Lion-O, what are you doing, Snarf Snarf?--Snarf
Music can change the world because music can change people-Bono
Music is my religion-Jimi Hendrix
It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings-Kurt Cobain
Excuse me while I kiss the sky-Jimi Hendrix
We are not retreating--we are advancing in another direction-Douglas MacArthur
A man paints with his brains and not with his hands-Michelangelo
Women are made to be loved, not understood-Oscar Wilde
Koda: Nyu, do you think you could get me some water?
S. Italy/Romano: Oh Hasselhoff! I've got another surprise for you!
Japan: Hm..I agree with Americ--
Japan: (about America watching a scary movie) You know.. you don't have to watch it if you don't want to--
Ugly women, you're like men--you're gonna have to work--Daniel Tosh
So..I'm 40 years old..I'm half dead..--Louis CK
"And their kids! .. Jesus fucking Christ!" -- George Carlin
"He's like a super walker! He's like Walker-Texas-Ranger-walker!" - Jim Gaffigan
"Well, hello, beautiful. You must be Harvey's squeeze. And you are beautiful." - The Joker
"If you're good at something, never do it for free." - The Joker
Knowledge is key, and she was locked the fuck out. - Josh Sneed
"OH MY GOD THESE MOTHER-FUCKING CHOMP-CHOMPS!! I'M FUCKING BUTTHURT OVER THESE FUCKING CHOMP-CHOMPS!!!! - Pat (Super Best Friends Brawl Mario Kart) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQdJoLybUIY (skip to 10 minutes)
Nailed it! - Matt (Two Best Friends Play)
It's fine, it's fine, it's fiiiiine! - Pat, whenever something goes horribly wrong in a video game (Two Best Friends Play)
Hank: But Dale you made a deal. And what about all that great stuff you got from John?
Katara: Is this real..or a legend?
"Unless you put a bolt directly into your targets' brains or sink it in them while they're unconscious, shooting an enemy three times in the chest will only make them angry. "
"Oh goodness, no! Never trust anyone."
Favorite Naruto Pairings (OC=Original Character)
Sasori X Deidara/ Deidara X Sasori
Sasori X Sakura
Deidara X Sakura
Sasori X Hinata
Deidara X Hinata
Pein X Konan
Tobi X Deidara / Deidara X Tobi
Kakuzu X Hidan
Sasori X Kabuto
Itachi X Deidara
Deidara X Naruto
Deidara X Gaara
Sasori X Gaara
Sasori X Sakura X Deidara
Sasori X Gaara X Deidara
Zabuza X Anko
Gaara X Lee
Deidara X OC
Sasori X OC
Itachi X OC
Gaara X OC
Naruto Pairings I Don't Care About/Hate
Sai x Anyone
Itachi X Kisame
Deidara X Ino
Orochimaru X Sasuke
Itachi x Sasuke
Sasuke x Naruto
Any pairing where one is an animal
Most heroxhero pairings from Naruto... I usually go for the bad guys
Thor: Loki x Jane, Loki x OC
Legend of Korra: Amon x Korra
Sherlock: Sherlock x John, Moriarty x John, Moriarty x Holly, Moriarty x Any poor fool that crosses his path LOL (DANCE PUPPET DANCE!!), Mycroft x Lestrade
Mulan: Shan Yu x Mulan (culture clash, wassup!!)
The Dark Knight/Batman universe: Joker x OC (Anyone who gets in his way or otherwise entertains him enough to stay alive while in his presence, mwahaha), Joker x Harleen/Harley Quinn
Teen Titans: Slade x Raven, Slade x Terra, Robin x Raven (friendship-wise)
FullMetal Alchemist: 1st Greed x Winry, 1st Greed x Edward, 1st Greed x OC, Kimblee x Any poor sucker that catches his eye MWAHAHA
Metalocalypse: Toki x Skwisgaar
Dracula: Dracula x Mina Harker
Silence of the Lambs: Hannibal Lecter x Clarice Starling
Far Cry 3: Vaas x OC
Dishonored: Daud x Callista, Custis x Morgan, Treavor x anybody (people, you need to jump on this shit)
Borderlands: Handsome Jack x Rhys, Handsome Jack x Axton
Supernatural: Crowley x Dean, Crowley x OC, Crowley x Castiel, Castiel x Meg, Lucifer x Sam, Lucifer x Castiel, Benny x Dean (Bromance!!)