When Ron Weasley comes to the horrifying conclusion that he's jealous of Draco Malfoy he goes to extreme lengths to combat his jealousy, only things go wrong when his best friend, Harry Potter gets caught up in the spell he unwisely casts. But will Ron come clean when things don't go according to plan, or will Harry and Draco suffer because of his actions?

AU, SHG, Hermione found comfort after the war in a person she did not expect. Her "friends" do not agree with her choices and have a plan to show her the error of her ways. P&P Prompt. (COMPLETE)

In a relegation fight, Montrose Magpie's manager Harry Potter knows he needs to do something drastic to turn 'round his fortunes — his transfer budget on striker Draco Malfoy. He's certain that Malfoy will bring something magical to the Magpie's front line. He needs Malfoy to settle in quickly, so he turns to Hermione Granger, a player liaison with magic up her own sleeve to help.

A five-year relationship between Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy end in heartbreak after Draco's engagement to Astoria Greengrass. Fifteen years later, there is an attack by a group of Dark Wizards in Paris while Scorpius Malfoy is there vacationing with his mother. Being a squib, the teenage boy is defenseless in the face of danger but is save from a stray spell by Lyra Granger.

SSHG, OC/HG, AU, When Ron and Harry attack Snape so Hermione has no one to "help" but them, she steps in the way, and magic has its own ideas.

Triumvirate/HG, AU, Hermione sequesters herself away after the war because dreams of a different life leave her wanting for more than the Wizarding World can give. (COMPLETE)

[Dr Strange/Hermione Granger] [SSHG] Life has changed significantly for Hermione since an accident with some potion ingredients Neville brought to her. Unfortunately, that resulted in her being left alone at the Muggle hospital with a brain tumour. (COMPLETE)

AU, Triumvirate/HG, Hermione discovers the risks of singing Latin in the shower. (COMPLETE)

After ending up unexpectedly in 1977, Hermione learns that there is more to her than she knew. Embraced by the Black family, how will she handle living under their rules, especially when they insist there is no way for her to go back to her proper time? Or, are they just wanting to keep her as a useful pawn, to further the family's aims? Rabastan x Hermione. Slow burn. COMPLETE!

SSHG, AU She wasn't like others. She never was, so how did Severus even have a chance with someone like her? (COMPLETE)

SSSHG, AU, Tobias must give Severus "the talk," and no one is happy about it. (COMPLETE)

A little cog in the story that should have been Harry Potter's breaks and suddenly, nothing is like it should have been. "Harry," Sirius said beseechingly. "Don't you want to see me? Or… well, hear about your parents?" Harry just crossed his arms. "I'm pretty sure that you'd just make my Dad sound far more awesome than he was," he said. "I don't need a sugar coated view of him." AU

At the behest of Lord Voldemort, Severus Snape is forced to commit a deplorable act against one who should have been under his protection. Bound by Dark Magic, he and Hermione Granger must learn to trust one another and themselves as they work together to thwart the dark plots surrounding them.

SSHG, Snape kicks Hermione out of his laboratory and his life just before Christmas, and Hermione disappears. For the 2024 SSHG Holiday Prompt Fest (COMPLETE)

Two hearts, broken by despair, find solace in friendship that blossoms into love. Yet, both their pasts make trust difficult. With patience and compassion, they help each other heal, proving love can grow even from the deepest wounds.

SSHG, Severus Snape does not like Christmas. This is especially true when he finally confessed his feelings to a witch, and she left him the very next day. (COMPLETE) Written for 2024 SSHG Holiday Prompt Fest

After a terrible year, Hermione Granger pushes herself to join in with the Christmas festivities in the village where she lives. What she doesn't expect is for the evening to be so enjoyable, or for the changes it will bring to her life. Fun, festive Dramione one-shot.

SSHG, Crookshanks is up to something. But is he really, or is he just being a typical cat? (COMPLETE) Written for SSHG Holiday Prompt Fest 2024

When Ron, Lavender and Ginny get a chance to spend Christmas at the launch event of a fancy new hotel, there are festive surprises and shock reunions in store for the trio. Reunion style Christmas story.

When Hermione Granger finds herself with a stalker, she is worried about the safety of her young daughter. Things take a sinister turn when all the evidence suggests that her stalker is someone close to home. Is someone she trusts really her tormentor, and if so why are they doing it?

Hermione was living a fulfilling life, until a beautiful child was left orphaned in her arms, changing her entire trajectory. Why and how the child is left orphaned leaves not only her best friend, Harry Potter, on edge - but also her former childhood bully, Draco Malfoy. Love, angst, elves, friends, and magic combine as two people unite to protect a baby girl.

Sorted into Slytherin with the whisper of prophecy around her, Hermione refuses to bow down to the blood prejudices that poison the wizarding world. Carving her own path forward, Hermione chooses to make her own destiny, not as a Muggleborn, a halfblood, or as a pureblood... but as a New Blood, and everything the mysterious term means. ((Short chapters, done scene by scene))

Magical Britain has been a constant source of outrage, denial and even fear for the past few days. The reason? Well, The Boy Who Lived went missing when Sirius Black escaped Azkaban; nobody has heard from or even seen him! So when an article from the missing boy suddenly appears in the Daily Prophet, the world will become even more confused and rowdy.

When a work assignment takes Harry Potter and Ron Weasley to Wizarding France they fully expect to run into their old friend, Hermione Granger. What they don't expect is to also run into an old enemy, and they certainly don't expect the reunions to turn out the way they do. Short eight part reunion style story.

SSHG, SSSHG, AU Sometimes destiny is set in motion long before Hermione Granger catches on. (COMPLETE) (M) for mature themes

When Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley decide to go travelling after the war, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley find their lives travelling in an unpredictable direction following the departure of their friends. When Harry and Ginny finally return will they once again find their place in Wizarding Britain, or have things changed too much in their absence? Short, reunion style story.

When Harry and Ginny get engaged, Ginny sets her sights on the perfect wedding dress, which leads to a reunion with an old friend. But will the reunion by a sucess and lead to a happy ending, or is trouble in store? Short reunion style story.

When Hermione Granger buys herself a house and sets up a business in a magical village after leaving Hogwarts, she has no idea that the decision will change her life in ways she never saw coming. Not happy with Hermione's decision, Ron Weasley leaves the country, but when he returns several years later he finds life has changed for the people he loves. Short, reunion style story.

While celebrating Ginny's birthday at a swanky spa hotel, Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are shocked to run into their old friend, Hermione Granger, who they haven't seen for several years. Can old friends be reunited, or will Harry and Ron jumping to conclusions ruin things beyond repair? Reunion style story.

The green-eyed boy slung his arms around his father's neck and clung to him. "Stop, Daddy!" he squealed. "Mother says too much throwing makes me sick." But the boy was still giggling and the father just pressed his mouth to his son's unruly black locks. A father and son play and another person watchs. AU after 7th Year! Implied Time Travelling Character! AU HP Childhood!

Apparating and revealing the existence of magic to muggles is a no-go. Apparating and revealing it to the Granger family, though, is worse. "This is prime entertainment. I haven't had that much fun in years," Hermione's Uncle Edmund commented."Are you aliens?" Aunt Desdemona demanded. Mr Weasley winced. "I guess we should obliviate them?" Granger Family AU!

Draco Malfoy gave himself to a night of passion with one Hermione Granger in the face of what he knew would be a loveless marriage with Astoria Greengrass. What he didn't realize at the time was that five years later, he would have found love in the arms of Theodore Nott. When Hermione Granger comes crashing back into his life with a little tow-headed girl struggling.

The Gangers are having a dispute. Hermione loves Ron. Her parents do not. Severus Snape is called upon to resolve this issue. What actions will he take to escape the Grangers' barbecue in one piece, and if he's lucky, get a free meal?

SSHG, AU, Severus had but one dream as a child and a teen, but when he finally tasted the truth, it was far more bitter than sweet. (COMPLETE)

SSHG, SSSHG, AU, Probably crack, Collection of short stories and drabbles that aren't long enough for me to overcome my supreme laziness to publish as a separate story. This will be ongoing and random with no rhyme or reason.

After the war, Hermione Granger is still coming to terms with losing her best friend, Harry Potter, when she discovers her life is about to change dramatically. When she loses the support of the Weasleys, she finds assistance from a very unexpected family and forges a life for herself that is very different to anything she had ever imagined.

SSHG, AU, Severus has to take Hermione home to meet his family. He can only hope that she doesn't go fleeing into the hills. (COMPLETE) M for violence.

SHG, Severus pushed her away and pushed her away, and finally, Hermione was done being pushed away. (COMPLETE) M for vampire violence.

Evil Author Day 2024 SS/HG *Very* doubtful I'll ever add to this, so read at your own risk...

AU, Hellhound pup Hermione is weaned from her parents and goes exploring as is her lot in life, looking for the one that will be her bondmate for life. She never expected to fall into an adventure and conspiracy, but maybe it came with being born into a "nice hellhound family." (complete)

After 4th year, Harry is just apathetically lying around in the garden. Petunia has watched him for years, but enough is enough. She's done ignoring her nephew for the sake of wizards. Now, it's Petunia's turn. AU 5th year beginning, Good!Dursleys! (somewhat), AU Evans Family.

SSSHG, AU, Undrabble, Severus was born to vampire parents, but before he could mature enough to realise what was most important, something insidious turns his head. Hermione is given a choice that will change her life forever. (Something is draining Hermione's life force, and she is Turned to save her life) M for safety. (COMPLETE)

S/SSHG, AU, Ron believes they are meant, so why is she kissing Snape? (COMPLETE) M for Graphic Violence

A surprise invitation leads Hermione to possibilities she never considered, and a healing everyone thought impossible. She sets off on an Winter Solstice adventure that changes her life in the best possible ways. Does contain some Weasley bashing because some of them are a bit obtuse.

Sequel to The Accidental Animagus. Voldemort's back, and this time, he's not alone. Harry and his family are caught in the middle as the wizarding war goes international. Years 5-7.

(Complete) A simple mistake during the horcrux hunt proves to be very costly. Hermione promises herself that she will do whatever is necessary, no matter how dark and devious, to survive. And, perhaps when she's free, she'll make the three Death Eaters responsible wish they'd never been born.

[HG/SS] Sirius Black spent years in Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, but when he commits another crime against Hermione, no one was there to see it. Unfortunately, many people would rather trust Sirius than Severus, and Sirius is taking full advantage of this. [AU] COMPLETE

AU, SSHG, Sometimes your "friends" are far more dangerous than your enemies. At least you expect your enemy to shank you in the dark. (COMPLETE)

SSHG, AU, Thanks to some vindictive "accidental" magic, Severus Snape gains something wholly unintended. (COMPLETE)

AU, SSHG, Severus has made many choices in life. Some good, some terrible. But when he tears down Hermione for calling Lily selfish, that warm spot he thought was all Lily Evans suddenly disappears. Now, Sirius says he wants to reward his defence of Lily by showing him where he and his mates go some nights. What will he choose?

Eleven years after the disappearance of their husband, Harry Potter, Hermione has had enough of Theo's self-destructive behaviours and is ready to call it quits. Respecting her wishes, Theo leaves, and goes to the only person he thinks he can turn to, Draco Malfoy. With his relationships with his ex-wife and children strained, Theo leans on a broken Draco.

SSHG, AU Harry thought Snape was dead. Well, he was, but he got better. (COMPLETE) Written for the 31 Days of Flash Fiction 2023

SSHG: Sometimes prejudices come to bite you on the arse. Literally. (COMPLETE) Written for 31 Days of Flash Fiction 2023

SSHG: Ron needs to get married, and it's about time that Hermione stepped up to her responsibilities. (COMPLETE) Written for the Flash Fiction Fest 2023

SSHG, The war had ended only there were some who hadn't gotten the memo. Written for 31 Days of Flash Fiction 2023 (COMPLETE)

Loki discovers a small Midgardian child lying asleep in his mother's sacred garden. Is one child enough to alter the future ahead?

When Ron Weasley returns to Wizarding Britain after five years away he is dismayed to find his place in life seems to have been usurped by a certain former Slytherin. But how far will Ron go to get back the life, and the witch, he believes should be his?

The wizarding world was in for one hell of a shock. SS/HG HEA...Always :)

COMPLETE! When Draco Malfoy gets punished for not completing his mission for the Dark Lord, he doesn't know what to expect, but becoming a Werewolf was not it. He comes to find out that all the things he thought he knew about them are pretty much false. Now he just needs to convince his Soulmate to get on board. Updates Mondays!

SSHG, AU, Hermione was always a survivalist. They all thought her a mere Muggle. Unwise to the ways of the wizarding world, yet Hermione's family has always been exceptional. They may not have been "magical" in the usual sense, but they gave their daughter the ultimate gift in survival. (COMPLETE)

They say you always have a choice and I had chosen. I would fight! I was ready to face life with all its ups and downs. I would follow the path of a warrior, not popular but necessary. I had been part of the war for years. Was I, Hermione Granger, a good person and would I still be good after everything was done? Dark. Multiple relationships: Sirimione, Dramione, Snamione, Lumione

Fourteen years after Draco and Hermione break up, Draco accompanies his son, Scorpius, to Kings Cross for his first year at Hogwarts. Thirteen-year-old twins, Mila and Milo, get their first in person glimpse of the father that abandoned them before birth. After Mila confronts her father for abandoning them, Draco seeks Hermione out on the platform to find out what the hell is going

After an accident in the Department of Mysteries, Hermione is thrown into the past. To make matters worse, she thinks she might have just gotten her best friend unborn. Can she fix the future with a little help from Sirius? AU after OOTP. COMPLETE!

Teddy had always been Hermione’s Teddy Bear. She just never truly realized how much he was really hers.

Hermione Granger loses everything in the final battle. When she tries to apparate to escape, an accident occurs, and she finds herself on the TARDIS with the Ninth Doctor. Can they both find happiness and love again with someone else who also knows what it is like to lose their whole world?

SSHG, AU, Hermione was always attracted to the ocean, but sometimes the ocean seemed interested in her. (Complete)

Marriage Law: Lucius, Hermione, another Muggleborn Witch and a Halfblood Wizard are guinea pigs for a proposed new law. It turns out Hermione ends up on the Ministry Sent Lists of two most powerful and sexy Wizards. Harry is working to solve murders of Muggles which could be connected to Narcissa's own untimely death and WHO really did survive?LM/HG; SS/HG; Scabior/HG; HP/GW; LL/DT

When Astoria blesses Draco with an heir, he lays the world at her feet. But through an accident, he finds out a well-kept secret regarding his son that makes him question the child's maternity. Draco tries to find out how Astoria had managed to give him a child that was obviously his, but definitely not hers. Who is the real mother of his son? *2023 REVISION*

Dragon Delights is Diagon Alley's newest bakery. Owner: Draco Malfoy. That's why Harry and Ron ask him to expand into the Muggle World to spy on Granger, who disappeared after the war. Now it's Draco's task to work around a dark curse to get her to talk to him. But he was never good with Granger, so instead of talking, he decides to use his baking skills instead. 2022 REVISION

"Why would I want your…fumblings?" There was a thread of steel in Granger's voice as she played along with Severus' game. "When I could have *his* expertise?" / SS/HG HEA...Always :)

She walked over to the huge, full-length mirror. Staring back was her eleven-year-old self but with long, beautiful, silky platinum blonde hair and pale skin. Hermione ran her fingers through her hair, the reality of the situation sinking in. The fairy hadn't just made them switch places for a day... she sent them back in time and switched their lives. DM X HG. EWE. Slow burn.

Due to her lasting trauma from the war, Head Girl Hermione is afraid of thunderstorms and Head Boy Draco helps keep her company and soothes her fears. Late night confessions occur as the night goes on.

The silent girl that returned was not the same as the one who had left, any idiot could see that and Severus Snape was no idiot. POST OOTP - After enduring a horrific and life changing trauma, Hermione comes to rely on Snape to help her heal ,but will she ever be whole again ? Lots of Warnings! Dark / Taboo / Graphic / Abuse / Torture / NonCon /(Any NonCon is NOT SS/HG)

Harry, Hermione, and Ron decide on their own to be sorted into Slytherin in their first year. This is the story of how that changes everything.

When Ron Weasley returns home to help the family celebrate his parent's golden wedding anniversary, he has to face the past in the form of his ex-girlfriend, Hermione Granger. However, he quickly ends up in a situation where he could ruin her happiness, and has to decide what to do for the best. But will Ron gather all the facts before acting, or will he regret rushing in blindly?

AU, SSHG, As young dental students, they hadn't always had a steady income, so her parents got her a few things as a baby they had no idea would affect the remainder of her life. (M for triggers)

What if…Severus Snape didn't catch Harry looking into his pensieve? And what if the memories that Harry saw there drove him to master Occulumency? Would it change…everything? SS/HG on a slow burn. Evil Author Day WIP!

To truly know someone is to differentiate between who they once were, who they are now, and who they're capable of being. Hermione realises the duality of one man as she rectifies what she knows of the past and begins to understand the pieces of who Draco Malfoy is now: a father, a son, and a man.

When eighteen-year-old Draco Malfoy finds himself back at Hogwarts on the eve of Voldemort's infamous return, he is confronted with the most difficult decision he's ever had to make: Fight for a cause he no longer believes in, or do the unthinkable and ally himself with Potter's lot... [Warning: Slowest burn EVER]

AU, SSHG, Crack, In a world where Lily lived, life was not perfect for Severus Snape. Hope came with the arrival of Hermione Granger who first became his apprentice, friend, and then so much more. But old friends are not happy with his happiness, and one spell changes everything.

::::A Mini Sequel to 169:::: Remus is the DADA Professor at Hogwarts in 1993. Of course, there are no Dementors or wrongly imprisoned Azkaban escapees threatening the school. But even without the Boy-Who-Lived's baggage endangering lives, Hogwarts still seems to attract danger. Someone wants Remus dead, and they are willing to put the whole school at risk to do it.

Everyone lost something in the war. Some of them lost everything. Hermione had nothing left. No family. No friends. Until she finds everything she ever needed amongst the most unlikely of people. Together they will face adversity, battle inner demons and navigate their futures. Rated M, EWE, Friendship, Romance, Action, Mystery, Dramione

Sequel to Three Wizards and a Little Baby What happens after the Happily Ever After begins? Join our favorite Slytherin family as they take on the trials of marriage, children, and a precocious little girl with a stuffed dragon who loves her Slytherins more than anything.

"No lies, Granger. It suits you, whatever you've done." "Mostly, what I've done is lose twelve and a half stone of ginger." Hermione finished off her drink, signalling to the bartender for a refill. ** Newly divorced from their respective ex-spouses, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy unexpectedly run into each other in a pub on Valentine's Day and well, you know. (Lemons)**

Convicted of her crimes in the lead up to and during the war, Hermione Granger is carted off to serve life in Azkaban. Rubbing shoulders with her fellow convicts, Thorfinn Rowle, Antonin Dolohov and Rabastan Lestrange, Hermione does everything she can to hang onto her sanity, her dignity and her magic. Even caged birds sing. No matter how bad things look from behind bars.

"She's loony, totally away with the fairies."- "That's not possible." - "Shut up, Loony! Fairies aren't real!" Coming to Hogwarts is like entering a strange world, for Luna. Thankfully, she finds a guide who is just as lost as her but willing to help her anyway. Now Luna just has to figure out how to interact with other people... which might be the hardest part of it.

With Harry dead, Hermione knows there's only one thing left they can do to defeat Voldemort. She must invoke the goddess, but when she's offered life and not death in exchange for Hecate's powers, will she be able to handle the consequences of her actions? Reverse Harem. SwP, Kinky, Soul bond.

It's Hermione's first Christmas at Malfoy Manor as Draco's girlfriend, and with some Christmas shopping of his own still to do, Lucius offers to sort her a present to welcome her to the family. What could possibly go wrong with such a simple task? Fun, light-hearted one shot.

When The Dark Lord returns, Hermione Granger is finally free to discard her muggleborn identity and embrace her true self as Voldemort's daughter, which includes taking her rightful place as a Slytherin. But becoming the Slytherin Princess is not as easy as Hermione expected and she finds herself with more enemies than she imagined. Dark Hermione! Slytherin Hermione!

Life is closing in on all sides and Draco Malfoy is drowning in expectations. Something has to give. A chance encounter with Hermione Granger infuses his life with something new―but she doesn't even remember her own name.

Eight brothers on the way to greatness - or how else do you call it when you're looking for the perfect boyfriend for your baby sister? "Wait - you want to find Hermione a boyfriend? She's barely out of her nappies!" Poor Hermione, poor wizarding world - they won't know what hit them when the Granger-Holmes Brothers finally start on their quest! Sequel to "Confession Time"

Sanguini/SS/HG: AU: Hermione finally gets a seeing-eye dog after all the others were afraid of her. (M for reasons) COMPLETE

While working, Ron Weasley stumbles upon a supposed sordid secret that his wife, Lavender, uses to promote her career as a journalist with The Daily Prophet. But have the couple gotten the true story, and just what will be the consequences of Lavender's expose? Short, reunion style story.

Navigating a post-war existence of loss and forgiveness, her relationship with Draco Malfoy is everything Hermione wants―aside from the fact that no one else knows about it.

SSHG, AU, EWE, After the war, Hermione goes to Australia to restore her parents' memories, gets disowned, attacked by a wild animal while crying in the bush, and comes home with her magic now downright plucky. The solution? Training with Severus Snape. No problem, right? As far as she knows, he just hates the very air she breathes. (M for safety) COMPLETE

Hermione and Malfoy reconnect at Ron's wedding. What could go wrong?

While looking for resources on splitting his soul, Tom Riddle happens to find an old spell designed to take you to your soulmate - with whom incredibly powerful tandem magic can be performed. The consideration to cast it only lasted a moment - but the unexpected effects will last a lifetime. (Tomione soulmate fic)

Professor Bathsheda Babbling did not allow her Ancient Runes students to pass notes, until the war began brewing and she saw a Muggle-born and a Death Eater's son falling in love in the front row. Content warnings inside. M for language and violence. TN/HG

Severus' daughter was stolen from his home the night the Potter's were killed. After nearly 10 years, he's realized she's been in front of him for years, hidden in plain sight, and he'll battle the world to get her back. Dark!Hermione, Dark!Severus, Dumbledore!Bashing Slytherin!Hermione ALL AU ALL THE TIME. (NOT A SNAMIONE FIC!)

There are legends among the pureblood families about Keepers-special witches who have the power to restore a fallen House. If any House needed a Keeper, it's the Ancient and Noble House of Black. Hermione/Multi (Cygnus, Orion, Sirius AND Regulus). Polyandry.

Ron cheats while out on Auror assignment, Hermione leaves him. Several wizards offer friendship, consolation & possible new love. Who will win Hermione's heart? Weasley bashing. HG/HP, HG/VK, HG/RL, HG/CD, HG/FW, HG/DM, HG/SB

The only thing Draco Malfoy likes more than Quidditch is Hermione Granger. So when she asks him to teach her to play, he almost can't believe it―but the lesson plays out differently than he expected. PWP.

The mission should have been simple. Seduce a Death Eater for capture and interrogation by the Order, who would hold him hostage until such time that his usefulness ran out. Hermione had agreed to help with the seduction part of that mission. She didn't agree to babysitting an angry Death Eater in a remote safe house. And she sure as hell didn't agree to Thorfinn Rowle.

*ONE-SHOT* "Very well," Theo said quietly. "But fair warning, Ms. Granger. As of Monday, that excuse is also at its expiration."

Influence talked in this country. Influence was power and power came from money. - When Hermione decides to take matters into her own hands to fix Magical Great Britain, the first thing to come to mind wasn't creating a mafia but man if it didn't work just fine. [A 500 words or less series] [Cross-posted on Ao3]

I had this idea the other day while watching The Reichenbach Fall, and I realized that one of the cases that Sherlock was on was close to where Harry Potter lived, so I thought that I would tie it together. By the way, this takes place in between Harry Potter's first and second year at Hogwarts. I own nothing.

SSHG, AU, EWE, Probably crack. Hermione meets Severus in the Forbidden Forest, and things do not go as planned— for anyone. (complete) #scratchthatniche2021, Happy Birthday, DeepShadows2

She had to believe that Severus Snape would always keep his promise. #scatchthatniche2021 SS/HG HEA...Always :)

After being assigned to a class project with Harry Potter, Theo's life takes an unexpected turn that he isn't certain he cares for. But he doesn't exactly dislike it, either.

That fateful Halloween night, Sirius makes a mistake that sends him running to adopt his niece through blood magic. Little Hermione becomes his salvation and his reason for living. Follow their story through Hermione's years at Hogwarts and through the second blood war. Slow-burn Harmony. Completely AU.

SSHG, AU, Crack: When Professor Lockhart thrust a book at Hermione Granger to get her to stop talking and find something inside to occupy her mind, he had no idea what he set in motion and how utterly f*cked he was going to be. (COMPLETE)

A five-year running prank war was not supposed to manifest in a heat-of-the-moment snog in the middle of the dressing sheds in a thunderstorm, but Thorfinn Rowle had never claimed that anything about his weird rivalry with Hermione Granger was logical.

Draco is invited to Hermione's house, and then he hears something that is as hot as it is exciting. But will his wildest dreams really come true?

Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live. -Charles Bukowski They aren't my characters, but I just had to play with them.

Draco isn't particularly observant of the people around him, but when it comes to Hermione Granger, he has learned to pay attention. And what he sees makes him very concerned: the witch's eyes are red. And Draco cares too much to simply ignore that.

What if the Dementor attack in 5th year had ended with Harry losing? What if someone had stepped in to save him? And what if Harry ended up in the past with a chance to be more than he ever was before? A story about a forcibly time travelled Harry and its consequences... Manipulative Dumbledore, 'Slytherin!Harry', Time Travel!

Dumbledore wouldn't have left trouble magnet Harry Potter defenseless for years at Hogwarts. At thirteen Hermione becomes his protector, working and training with Severus, giving up her childhood to ensure Harry's safety. As times passes, Severus becomes teacher, mentor, friend, and eventually lover. A story of spies, plots, and love. M in Part Three. Winner of SSHG Best WIP Award.

A witch scorned will have nothing on a witch sold. SSHG HEA...Always :) Inspired by A Difficult Man by Sixpence Jones on AO3

A charity masquerade ball brings Hermione Granger into contact with Ron Weasley, whom she hasn't spoken to for five years, and she's hoping the fact their reunion is taking place in public will be enough to keep Ron's famous temper in check when he discovers the path her life has taken. Will the evening run smoothly, or will Ron's temper get the better of him?

In a bid to enjoy his best mate's stag camping trip, Draco recruits Hermione to pose as his date for the weekend in order to send a hint to his ex.

When you can't change time, but you can't go forward, what is left? Hermione learns how to be the protagonist of her own story. [Tomione] COMPLETE!

Two neighbors...both with secrets to keep...finally realize that they might not be so different after all.

In a bid to escape a bad date, Hermione sends Harry a Patronus to help her out. But the message is intercepted by his partner, Draco Malfoy.

When Ron finally moves on from Hermione, she is free to pursue the man she's been fascinated by since fourth year. Transferring to Romania to work alongside Charlie Weasley in Dragonsmeade, Hermione is in for a learning curve regarding three things. The true heat of dragon fire, the burning hatred of a lover scorned, and the slow, smouldering incineration of a man's love.

Every witch and wizard knew of the Eze Baby. Snatched from her pram by a squib never to be seen again. The greatest tragedy of the Cote d'Azur. What happens when the baby in the picture looks like pictures Hermione has seen her entire life.

When an underground power stirs in France and threatens the fragile post-war balance in England, Draco steps into a seat of power to which he is the heir by birthright, determined to protect his family. Intent on justice, Hermione volunteers for the role of his partner and adviser, neither of them aware of the ancient and twisted web of chaos they're about to walk into.

After a very strange meeting with a woman she would rather not share tea with, Hermione finds herself in the strangest of all of her predicaments to date. Purposefully vague. In progress. Time Travel. Lucius/Narcissa & Lucius/Hermione

Plain, obscure muggleborn orphan Hermione Granger leaves her sheltered home to become Governess for a wealthy wizarding family, and finds herself in a house full of long memories and dark secrets, drawn to its enigmatic Master as a moth to a flame. Historical romance AU Lumione.

A weeks worth of lessons focusing on the futures of the seventh years culminates in a Potions lesson, designed to reveal how many children people will have in the future. However, an unfortunate accident brings six boys from the future into the present. Can Dumbledore and Snape return the boys to their own time before too many future secrets are exposed? Light-hearted short story.

SSHG/AU: The end of the war was just the beginning of all the drama that would follow Severus Snape after he failed to die like a normal person. (COMPLETE) Gift for SnapeSupercedesSocialization

The summer before 7th year, Hermione gets her first official assignment as an Order member. Babysitting Draco Malfoy! Lots of banter, hexes, Weasley products and general craziness. Strong language, naughtiness & puns. Dramione fun!

Hermione Granger-Weasley. Youngest Minister of Magic. Gryffindor's Golden Girl. Harry Potter's Mudblood (that one as her least favorite). And now? Scarlet woman. or the one in which Hermione has an affair with an old enemy.

AU/Crack: Neville's potion explosion turns Snape into a hungry Jurassic predator, and the only thing standing between said predator and a Neville-snack is Hermione Granger. (Deutschland 10 may translate this to German)

Rose Weasley's life is all about routine and passing fancies; that is, until she witnesses something that changes everything. On her quest to find answers, Rose will learn that there are many ways to fall, and no way to avoid it.

An obscure form of death magic reveals information about not one but two long lost brothers. And Hermione wasn't prepared for the sudden intrusion of Regulus Black in her life.

When his curse doesn't kill her, Antonin realizes a horrible truth, because only someone of his blood could have survived. The implications will mean that Hermione must face the fact that her entire life has been a lie. Now the daughter of one of the Dark Lord's most faithful, she must navigate a world she has been taught to hate and fear. AU

Cassiopeia Black wasn't the sort who was willing to just sit idly by while her House fell down around her. When Cassiopeia is given a Muggleborn witch orphaned by Death Eaters, she uses magical adoption to make the baby a true Black. Pureblood!Hermione. Slytherin!Hermione.

SSHG, AU. Harry and Ron make a really stupid wish just as someone chucks a wishing stone into his cauldron hoping he will wish for something super embarrassing. They never expected it to work. (M for mature themes/violence)

For the first time in Sherlock's life, Mycroft brought home a woman and introduced her as his friend. The thing is, Mycroft doesn't have friends. So who is this stranger? and for some reasons, why can't he figure her out?

Hermione Granger is not who she always thought she was. Kidnapped as a young child and thrust forward in time, she grew up as a muggleborn. Now an enemy becomes her savior and she is sent back to make things right. Who can she trust? Can she fix everything before it's too late?

Harry's life ended at the Final Battle, yet the light prevailed. Hermione attempts to move on with her life after Harry leaves her the title of Lady Potter, but an accident with a Potter Family Heirloom sends her hurtling through time, and back into war.

Her best friend's life was a mess and she would have done anything to make things better for him and his sons. So, when she found her former enemy in a similar situation her heart went out to him as well... and the beautiful blond baby in his arms didn't hurt his case. It was certainly enough for her to give him a second look.

SSHG and utter crack: Hermione Granger writes Santa for the one thing she really wanted: a puppy. Pity she's dyslexic. (Inspired by the animated short "Dear Satan" that was narrated by Sir Patrick Stewart) (complete) [Warnings: Gore]

As the dust settles following the Battle of Hogwarts, Draco's confidence, belief system, and world are shattered. In an attempt to mend his broken pieces, he turns to vials that take the pain away. But once the high's are no longer so high and the lows get so much lower, Draco has to start a journey of healing and redemption that often hurts more than it helps.

Marriage Law fic. Normalcy was an unrealistic ambition when everyone must return to Hogwarts for their final year after the war. The pretence impossible to continue as all are called on to save the wizarding world - yet again, by law, this time.

Sent to a foreign country on a critical assignment just weeks before Christmas, Hermione and Draco must figure out how to not only work together, but share a tiny cabin in a rural village. While Hermione can't quite speak the native language, Draco's actions may speak louder than his words ever could.

The story of how Draco Malfoy found redemption, his heart, and reclaimed his family's honor. All thanks to a mislabeled bottle of Experimental Amortentia. Hermione/Draco

Hermione never expected she'd fall pregnant with a lovechild fathered by a mystery man to get back at Ron for cheating. Her drunken revenge leads to the birth of her son. 5 years later she is confronted by Draco Malfoy with a photo she thinks is of her son. Things get complicated when he tells her it's not.

Often, when a person falls for someone, they can't remember the exact moment it all changed. But that wasn't the case for Draco Malfoy. The moment had forever been emblazoned in his memory. Written for DFW's Never Apologising For Our Wild Nikita Gill Challenge in response to Gill's "93 Percent Stardust."

[HG/SS] AU/Crack: Severus Snape has to deliver the acceptance letter to the Granger home thanks to Minerva being sick with the cat flu. He has no idea how this one event will change his life forever. SSHG/HEA (COMPLETE)

When Hermione approaches Draco Malfoy proposing a fake relationship between the two of them as part of a scheme, he's eager enough to participate - the potential benefits outweigh any costs on his time. But as it all progresses, Draco finds himself wondering what it would be like if what was 'fake' was real.

SSHG/AU: Ron comes to "rescue" Hermione from her poor life choices before his mother explodes upon discovering that Hermione had turned down marriage long before she'd forced him to propose in front of Merlin and everyone. It goes about as well as one might expect. (COMPLETE)

Alone in exile and bereft of his memories, Draco Malfoy has been living a solitary existence. Until one day a girl arrives, and he already knows her from his dreams. Dramione.

Nothing in life is certain and everything is fleeting, as Draco Malfoy has come to realize. Sometimes, renewal can be unexpected. Dramione.

SSHG Ronald uses a spell he finds in the library at Grimmauld Place to give himself what Harry's parents had: true love. Maybe he should have read a little more before trying it out. AU

Draco comes with a present for his fiancee, Luna, that instead ends up changing the fates of Hermione Granger and Lucius Malfoy. Death By Quill 2019 Round 1: Mirror Magic Hermione/Lucius Draco/Luna OS, Complete

AU/EWE: Severus Snape had no expectations of peace between himself and the golden boys of Gryffindor. Theirs was a cycle of hatred that went on and on with no end in sight. But one day changes all that, and Severus Snape finds someone he can actually care for, and she turns his life upside down, sideways, and diagonal. [HG/SS] M for Safety (COMPLETE)

[HG/SS] AU:Crack, Hermione wasn't supposed to get murdered by a troll. She was supposed to spur on Harry Potter and Ron Weasley and become their friend and thus keep them alive through multiple trials. All of Dumbledore's carefully laid out plans tank as Hermione Granger embraces a new life, thanks to none other than Severus Snape.

Lily summoned herself a "friend" as a child, innocently enough and unbeknownst to her. Later, she chooses to forget the true nature of her friend, no longer believing in "imaginary friends." When she repudiates her friend in their fifth year, she "gives" him to Dumbledore to make him stop following her around. [HG/SS] AU/CRACK (COMPLETE)

Lily was bullied & teased for being too smart & a Muggleborn, until Sev, wealthy Prince heir, decides to defend her and cause the scandal of the decade. AU, LE/SS.

[HG/SS] AU: Lily says some things she probably should have reconsidered before yelling them out. She learns too late that maybe one should be very careful about what one wishes for. You never know when magic might be listening. (Probably crack, this is me, after all.)

Hermione has an odd family. Maybe it shouldn't be a surprise that her birthday presents are a bit more unusual than others - or who else gets a new relative each year? Prequel to "Confession time" and "Family Oddness".

Hermione Jean Granger was born September 19th, 1959, and her family moves to Cokeworth, close to Lily Evans and Severus Snape. In the world where things are better, wonderful things can happen. SSHG. Contains Lily-bashing and more fluff than sixteen litters of baby bunnies.

**WIP**Hermione has worked for Werewolf Rights, and now she must inform every Werewolf in the country. Draco has spent the years since the war hiding from the guilt he can't escape. When Hermione is suddenly trapped with not one but three werewolves, will sparks fly between the old classmates or will Hermione see the beast Draco believes he is.

[HG/SS] Hagrid bred some of his 'armless animals together to "help" the Potters defend themselves from the Dark Lord. It does not end has he hoped. EWE, AU, Not Canon, Crack [COMPLETE]

Harry Potter's family isn't only at Number 4 Privet Drive. Unaware to even Dumbledore, an upheaval is approaching. The Ancient and Noble House of Black is reclaiming their power and changing the future of the magical world. *Updated Sporadically—Not Abandoned*

Sequel to THE BREAKING OF DRACO MALFOY. In the summer after 8th year, Hermione Granger heads to Australia to search for her parents, who have gone missing since the end of the war. When the search leads her to a Muggle bakery in southern France, she finds herself partnered with an unlikely ally: former Death Eater Draco Malfoy, who has somehow taken up baking apple pies.

An emergency usage of magic from the future brings a shocking truth to the First Wizarding War. Three displaced soldiers wind up in 1981 and only have a few months to end Voldemort, Death Eaters, and a pack of vicious werewolves before The Prophecy is set in motion. *Updated Sporadically—Not Abandoned*

"I must become a borrower of the night. For a dark hour or twain," wrote Shakespeare. Hermione is all too familiar with such darkness. But is she really prepared to explore the extent of it in Harry, when she knocks on the door of Number 12 Grimmauld Place on Halloween night?

In a world where Harry Potter dies in Malfoy Manor, Voldemort reigns supreme. But the cost of his victory leaves a bitter taste in even his most loyal. Secrets unearthed will lead to new alliances being formed and an ancient house seeking revenge for the blood of their own that has been spilled. Dark AU. JK Rowling owns this world. Rated M. Warnings inside.

Hermione has her fate and life changed by a love she never knew someone had for her. Vikmione with a sad yet unexpectedly sweet ending. Character death. Complete as a one shot. Now being made into a multi-chapter fic that will be rated M and Dramione.

Lavender Brown has made quite a name for herself as a seer since the war ended. One of her talents is the ability to see the history of objects when she holds them. The Auror department puts this to use in helping them solve murders by having her touch the suspected weapons. Dramione - Oneshot - Complete. Winner "Solved It!" Halloween Cluedo Fest @ Dramione Fanfiction Forum

Five years ago, Hermione left behind her life in England and all the painful memories that lingered with it. But the secrets of our youth have a tendency to stay with us. Dramione.

10 years post-war. Voldemort wins. Marriage law is passed. Hermione is matched to Thorfinn Rowle, Death Eater, Head of the Aurory, and Hermione's attempted murderer twice over. Thorfinn is made to set aside his pureblood wife and marry the Ministry's top arithmancer and a Mudblood per order of the Dark Lord. Marriage Law. DARK. Heed the triggers inside. Complete.

Sequel to The Arithmancer. Years 5-7. Armed with a N.E.W.T. in Arithmancy after Voldemort's return, Hermione takes spellcrafting to new heights and must push the bounds of magic itself to help Harry defeat his enemy once and for all.

[HG/SS] (NC/AU) Hermione and Severus become the victims of a vengeful Dark spell that turns them into the perfect agents to end the war that neither of the two main powers knows about. (COMPLETE)

(An Ottermione/Crackfic story!) Voldemort botched his attempt at immortality when he tried to make his first Horcrux and attempted to murder someone and ended up defeating himself. Idiot. Now, no one likes a Slytherin, and the world just seems… mad. (AU) (COMPLETE)

[HG/SS] When Harry and Ron try to "prank" Draco Malfoy for the audacity of being Draco Malfoy, Hermione steps in to stop him, but the curse takes her full on. Dumbledore makes a choice for her to preserve the brains of the Golden Trio and thus keep Harry Potter alive. [EWE, NC, AU] M for safety. [COMPLETE]

[HG/SS] AU/EWE: When life on land becomes unbearable, Hermione finds a new life and love in the watery depths beside Shell Cottage. [COMPLETE]

Complete. / Rabastan Lestrange saved Hermione's life during the Battle of Hogwarts. Repaying that debt will change her life. (HG/RabL, HG/DM, DM/HG/RabL, some HG/RW) Tags: implied/referenced character death (No major characters), grief/mourning, angst, dating, forced marriage, dub-con

This is Hermione's story. The wizarding world is in a crisis; increasing squibs and decreasing magical power of pureblood children. Hermione has a theory. She finds friendship and love where she least expects it. Rated M for LEMONS and light D/s. Please forgive spelling and punctuation errors. Needs editing! Hermione, Theo and Draco. Also, Snape lived. Not Canon.

Hermione has something to confess. She is not an only child - regretfully. She often wished she was because having family can be very hard... especially if you forget to tell your boyfriend about your siblings and a family dinner is on the way. Just a touch of 'Sherlock' - knowledge of the show is not actually needed. After canon HP books.

A little Dramionarry drabble about at leasst eight legs and a Chosen One coming to save the night. EWE, sweet and shprt.

[HG/SS] Ron and Ginny decide Hermione is monopolising Harry's time during the Triwizard Tournament, so they put their heads together with a little surprise Tom Riddle shared with Ginny back when she had his diary. EWE, NC [COMPLETE]

The Ministry of Magic is recovering from the Wizarding War. Fines? Most families can deal with those. Threatening to make former Death Eaters wards of the state with the Ministry in control of their vaults? Not so much. Marcus Flint and Adrian Pucey decide to take a gamble and enlist the biggest champion of underdogs they know. Will she accept their unlikely proposal? AdMarcMione

A mysterious item and mischievous Marauders end up accidentally shoving Remus Lupin into another time and place where he has to rebuild his life from scratch, deal with the aftermath of a war he hadn't yet been a part of, all with the help of new friends and a special young witch. *Art by Freya Ishtar* *Indefinite Hiatus—Not Abandoned*

[HG/SS] AU/AO: In this alternate timeline, Albus Dumbledore uses old research that he and Grindelwald came up with to craft the ultimate weapon to collect power and rid himself of enemies. His first two experiments failed him. His third did not—but what happens when it comes time to pay the piper? Who will rise, and who will fall? Not canon. NOPE! M to be safe. COMPLETE

[Summary] [AU/Crossover] Hermione has been used and abused for much of her life, starting with her parents disowning her the moment they found out she was a witch. Things culminate by her third year when Sybill Trelawney spouts a new prophecy during Divination Class: beware the Brightest, the young Goddess of Vengeance. [Hermione/Loki]

Everyone knew what veela were. Veela were magical creatures, breathtakingly beautiful, who captivated men with a single look. It would have been nice to have been that strain. Instead, Hermione Granger was infected by another. Instead of captivating all men, she was captivated by one. She'd die without him. She was already in almost constant pain. DRAMIONE. COMPLETE.

Hermione plays a pivotal role in the reintegration to society for former Death Eaters

*COMPLETE* After the war, Hermione and Severus share a drunken one night stand. Horrified when he realises Hermione was a virgin, Snape gives her a dangerous dark artifact and disappears. An accident at the Ministry throws their lives into chaos. Divine Intervention is a tricky thing and what at first seems a fateful mistake might prove to actually be the correction of one.

Umbridge finds seven books about Harry Potter from another dimension in the Room of Requirement and decides to read them aloud to the school in an ill-advised attempt to discredit Dumbledore. Hilarity ensues. Features an actual plot, realistic reactions, decent pacing, *and minimal quotations*.

[Hermione/Loki] After the war, Hermione picks up her old time-turner from Dumbledore's office. There's a note attached, with a last request from the late headmaster. However, the interference of another party causes things to go pear-shaped. M for delicate sensibilities.

"Maybe this was how you stayed sane in wartime: a handful of noble deeds amid the chaos." — When Harry Potter died at the Battle of Hogwarts, Voldemort destroyed Wizarding Britain. Enslaved for years, Hermione's magic has been bound. Soon, however, she'll discover that nothing and no one are what they seem to be. *Indefinite Hiatus—Not Abandoned*

Severus has a surprise visitor the first time he goes to the headmaster's office following Dumbledore's death.

The Order asks Hermione Granger to lay down for Severus Snape.

*COMPLETE* Dragged to Malfoy Manor, Hermione is tortured for information on Harry's whereabouts. When the Cruciatus curse proves useless, Bellatrix settles on a heinous course of action to loosen her tongue. Forced to come together under threat of death, Draco and Hermione are about to learn there is more to their relationship than hatred.

After the 1998 war, Hermione is forced to travel to the time of the founders to get their magical essences to rebuild a crumbling Hogwarts. However complexities pursue her every step. But she's a woman on a mission, and nothing or no one will deter her!

Hermione comes up with a contingency plan for Harry's Ministry hearing, and they decide their education can be better pursued elsewhere—at the largest and oldest school of magic in the world: Uagadou. Voldemort won't know what hit him. Harry/Hermione.

Summary: [HG/Loki] Dystopian What-if? Some would say the Aether was never meant for mortals or gods, having existed long before either, but what if it was simply waiting for the right vessel—someone broken just enough, betrayed just enough, to accept the bond that would make both of them whole again. [EWE, Non-Canon, AU/AO]

Hermione Granger has paid for an hour alone with a Severus Snape look-alike. At least she thinks she has. Mature readers only.

Bellatrix's torture of Hermione uncovers a long-kept secret. The young witch learns her true origins in a story that shows the beginning and end of the Wizarding wars as Hermione learns about her biological father and the blood magic he dabbled in that will control her future.

Hermione and Draco get partnered up in a Muggle Studies project about parenting, when something horrible goes wrong and their project becomes more involved then either of them bargained for. **First Place Winner of Summer 2016 Dramione Fanfiction Awards for Best Fluffy/Humor Fic** **Nominated for #SomethinWicked16 Dramione Fanfiction Awards for Best Potion/Spell Accident Fic**

[HG/SS] AU/Crackfic: One morning, Severus Snape wakes up with a furry visitor snuggled under the quilt with him. As he pulls back the quilt, two glowing eyes lock with his, and everything is turned on its ear. As the rest of his visitor crawls out from under the covers, he realises he has a problem. There is a Nundu cub in his bed, and for some reason, she's bound to him.

Six days after Severus had returned to Spinner's End for the summer, a witch crossed the line of his wards, walked through his front door, and sat on the edge of the sofa that she shouldn't have been able to see. She smiled at him, and then she vanished, leaving her clothes and belongings behind.

AU/AO: [HG/SS] What-if Story. Hermione Granger gets erased due to a badly phrased, vague, and bitter wish. She is Hermione Granger no more. Now, thanks to Ron, she is Hermione Ankaa Black, sister of Sirius & Regulus Black, & member of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black. Now what is she going to do? Multiple pairings in later chapters, and JP starts out as a rampaging jerk.

As a single teenage mother, Hermione chooses to begin a new life in France, little realising the move will eventually bring her the happiness she longs for. However, the past can't be ignored forever and one day the past is going to catch up with both Hermione and her daughter.

Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.

Snape and Dumbledore enact an old tradition in the castle, hoping to gain a much-needed edge. More-or-less AU starting at book 6. Rated for language and smut.

"She will talk like a pureblood, act like a pureblood, understand pureblood traditions better than a pureblood. By the time she reaches Hogwarts, no one will question her." After the death of James and Lily, Sirius and Hermione become a sleeper cell, determined to take down the Death Eaters from the inside. Eventual Theo/Hermione. AU. Pureblood!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione,COMPLETE

COMPLETE. A prophecy handed down the Malfoy line for generations revolves around Draco, throwing a wrench into the life he's trying to rebuild. Even more perplexing, it somehow also seems to involve Hermione Granger? [EWE] Angst and murder, fluff and stuff.

Hermione gets suddenly and unexpectedly sent back in time to 1935. She decides to fix everything and save Sirius and Regulus from having to grow up with Walburga and Orion Black as their parents.

After being persuaded by the most unlikely of people for the most unlikely of reasons, Hermione takes a one way trip to the past fully intending on saving not just lives but souls along the way. HG/LM, Alternate Reality, Time travel. COMPLETE! Second Part: The Bond Servant is now up!

AU. I started this story last year during panto season but didn't finish it. I've come back to it but abandoned the Cinderella theme. In this AU, Voldemort's soul became a disembodied spirit on Halloween 1981 but he had no Horcruxes, so when the spirit is disposed of he can't be resurrected. James & Lily are totally OTT in true panto-villain style. Snape wasn't a Death Eater.

In her sixth year, Dumbledore makes Hermione a key figure in a plan to help Harry defeat Voldemort. (It's difficult to summarize this without spoilers— HG/SS; there's a Time Turner involved but probably not how you expect; the story really gets started in Chapter Three.)

Follows our favorites in the 8th year & Marriage law. "Don't you get it, Granger? We will belong to each other." EWE. Disclaimer: I don't own anything related to the HP universe. (AU/OOC/EWE)

Hermione and Draco team up after the war to overthrow the Order and take over wizarding Britain. They have plans and they'll get power, but the cost of victory may be higher than they expected and more than they can bear. Dark Dramione. COMPLETE

What if Severus Snape had taken Hermione Granger under wing secretly during her time at Hogwarts? What if Draco Malfoy really wasn't the bigot he let everyone think he was? (Follows canon mostly up until the end of GoF, and then detours off into AU territory w/Severus as father figure)

Hermione Granger is edging thirty, accident prone and haplessly single. One night, she decides it would be humourous (and hilariously masochistic) to timeline her failed relationships in a memoir. From losing her v-card in a broom closet, to hooking up in a public loo, to ruining her best friend's wedding - she's done it all. (UNDERGOING REVISION 05/08/2015)

Literally...take your pick.

Rev. version 2014 PLEASE READ! This combines ALL of the stories in the Second Chance series: Harry Potter's Second Chance, Second Chance Take Two, Second Chance The Death Eater & The Rat. This is AU. Takes place after Goblet of Fire. Harry de-ages himself, and Snape adopts him. As of 12/28/14 Old Stories Deleted.

Five years after the final battle, the Ministry announces a census and registration due to destroyed, missing, and incomplete birth and death records. is there something darker behind this explanation? DH compliant, ignores epilogue, lemons

Hired by Mycroft to protect his brother, Hermione rents 221C. Sherlock must deal with a murder of excesses, as well as attempt to figure out the bigger mystery that is right on his front doorstep-Hermione Granger herself. A.U. Contemporary Post Hogwarts. Set between episodes one and two of series three of Sherlock. No spoilers that I'm aware of. M for language and violence.

SS/HG: Severus rose as a vampire after being mauled by Nagini. He finds something precious in the aftermath of the war that he cannot bring himself to lose. (One-shot)

AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.

"Bored by unchallenging classes? Sick of sitting around, doing nothing grand? Eager to learn forgotten magics and gain power beyond your wildest dreams? Join the Young Adventurer's Club now!" A mysterious poster for a new club catches Severus' eye. Little does he know... What the club has planned will challenge everything he knows and change the course of his entire life.

Hermione gets an unexpected present for her 30th birthday. Draco Malfoy, Wizarding Europe's most celebrated artist, is hired to paint her portrait. EWE, set more than a decade after the war and is obviously AU.

Fifth year and the Snapes are back fighting against a world that refuses to acknowledge His return. Follow Harry as he tries to survive both the Ministry and Voldemort. Fourth in the Vows series. It is advised you read the other three first.

There is no such thing as muggleborns, the ministry steals pureblood children from dark families placing them with muggle families... PREG and MPREG, Hr/BZ HP/DM

Reeling from media reports that Ron has cheated on her, Hermione finds support in the oddest of places. And when a common enemy is identified, she doesn't stand a chance... LM/HG, DM/HG, LM/NM. *THIS STORY WILL NOT BE UPDATED OR FINISHED*

Scorpius Malfoy is born with Angelman syndrome. His mother and Draco's wife Astoria Greengrass leaves them both, disgusted and ashamed by the little boy's illness. Now it's up to single father Draco Malfoy to raise his son in a safe and conducive atmosphere. What happens when one day the little boy wanders of in Diagon Ally and ends up in Hermione Grangers book shop?

In the midst of the Battle of Hogwarts Hermione is given the opportunity to help save Snape's life. Little did she know it would require visiting Hogwarts twenty years prior. She has thirty-one days to befriend the sullen Slytherin, and perhaps save his life. But, as always, things don't always go as planned. HG/SS, time-travel, EWE

Following a moment of passion, Lily Potter finds herself in a difficult position. She does her best to hide it. What happens when seventeen years later, her biggest secret comes to light? A story chronicling the formation of a family. Rated M for swearing and suggestive themes. AU, EWE?, Post War, Mild OOC, Spoilers. Pairings: HG/DM HP/GW SS/OC - COMPLETE

Having woken up from their dream world, Hermione and Draco now face mixed feelings about each other. How will they deal with these new feelings? Is it love or friendship? And how on earth will they ever tell their friends? Sequel to Asphodel. Dramione. AU, set in their fifth year.

A Daughter goes back in time to try and save the Father she never had. "Fate brought you here Miss Snape, and I shall leave it up to her whim as to what happens to you… Now, wipe your tears, you are about to meet your 17 year old mother."

It had always been a subject of discussion that Rose hadn't inherited the famous Weasley red hair... Everyone has their secrets, Hermione Weasley included. But what happens when those secrets finally see the light of day? .:HGDM:.

When Draco Malfoy's co-worker, Harry Potter, catches him in the dressing room at Harvey Nichols sporting women's lingerie - a costume for a gender-bending party to be held at Malfoy Manor on Beltane night - the unrequited feelings of half a lifetime are about to come to a head... Post-Hogwarts, EWE 2010 . Draco x Harry/Drarry. Drama/Hot Shag! 2012 HP Reversathon Fic Exchange entry

Hermione had just broken up with Ron. Jacob was just about ready to concede defeat to Edward. Then a work assignment brings Hermione to La Push. What will happen when a rouge vampire, a bad injury, and fate throws them together?

My attempt at the Hermione Pureblood idea. The Angelus are the most notorious of all the purebloods. Known as the right hand to the Dark Lord, they are killers. What happens when Draco finds himself the Guardian to the lost Angelus, Hermione Granger?

Hermione never would have given Draco a chance had it not been for Scorpius and their Chance Meetings.

Warning: Veelas are strong, passionate and possessive. Don't get in the way. DMHG

Hermione awakes to find herself at the mercy of two Slytherin bad boys. Smut ensues. Warnings: strong lemon, light bondage, language. DM/HG/BZ

'Hermione Granger was a time traveller or an experimental one at best. She knew she shouldn't mess with time, and it could cause a paradox of all things but lord almighty she wanted to get out there and explore' - ONESHOT

One fateful morning, Hermione Granger finds out she is adopted. The result is a whirlwind of events, an introduction into a sparkling pureblood society, and the discovery of a family and a friendship she never though she'd have. Post OoTP. HG/DM. Complete

A lighthearted summer romp on the grounds of Malfoy Manor. Rain storms and rampant Hippogriffs, several scheming and desperate matchmaking mothers and Draco is making the best of this chaos by stripping and strapping one very reluctant bookworm to his bed

Myrtle's Tom was Tom Riddle. Her Tom was Tom Riddle. She had been involved with Lord Voldemort since Christmas Eve. Hermione felt guilty at the realization, but she couldn't admit to fraternizing with the enemy. **The Petulant Poetess Featured Story, July-August 2011**

Ron saves Snape's life after the Battle of Hogwarts, invoking a new life debt, and something else... AU, EWE?, SS/HG, M for Language and Sexuality.

As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS with H/D. AU after OotP.

Last fic in the trilogy! Demons invaded Earth intent on enslaving all magical life. But they miscalculated...the Earthling's magic is stronger than they suspected, and far more dangerous. Now the survivors regroup in the new magical world, to fight back.

A marriage law has come to pass; an unfaithful boyfriend has been caught and an enemy has been chosen. Draco and Hermione discover the fine line between love and hate. Won 2nd place at the Dramione awards for best Draco and best action/adventure!

Just as Severus embraces his second chance at life and happiness, he stumbles upon a late-night rendezvous that changes his life forever.

He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger's spirit beyond recognition. Revised 2019. Update your Epubs.

A woman thought dead returns after the final battle. A secret past between Lily and Severus is revealed. Now that Harry has a mother and sister, where does that leave the girl who has always played both roles for him? HHr SSLE DMOC."I'm not your mother."

As the final battle ends, Hermione's secret is acidentally exposed. Will Harry and Ron understand the path that Dumbledore put her on in their 6th year not only led to the defeat of Voldemort, but to her marriage to Draco Malfoy?

All Ginny wanted was to hang out with the Twins at their favourite hangout. The last thing she expected as a Slytherin sponsored shopping trip or the fact that her life would hang in the balance after a single kiss with the last person she expected.

Hermione stumbles upon a disturbing scene one night. One Shot.

COMPLETE! Hermione was loved by two men, both in a battle of wills to be the one to have her. Who will she choose and would choosing the wrong one cost her her life? Sequel to Sex Therapy in the Dungeons. AU

After being released from the hospital at the end of the war, Hermione is dragged down to the ministry to answer some questions about the late Severus Snape.

Hermione Granger was facing Draco Malfoy only a few seconds ago. Now she finds herself in front of young Lucius Malfoy of 1976. Not knowing how to go back to her own time, what will she do? DH spoilers.

He had watched as the thin wood snapped across her knee with a violence he had not known she possessed. He had been her teacher for seven years and had never seen this girl give up at anything. Voldemort wins, Hermione leaves, Severus waits.

post DH but not epilogue compliant. Hermione is a talented lawyer but her patience will be put to the test when she becomes the Malfoys' family lawyer. Will she find love amongst the insane antics of the Malfoys or will she go crazy herself?

Sometimes life isn't pretty. It's not always wrapped in a nice square box with a pretty red ribbon & a bow on top. Sometimes its more like a half eaten pie with a missing cherry. Often times there are no Happy-ever afters. Not everyone has a 'Mr. Right'.

Healer Granger is fed up with her boyfriend and miffed that her friends have been having lots more fun than her. If she can't beat 'em, she may as well join 'em. Written before Deathly Hallows release, AU SSHG, Q2P and OWL humour award winner 2007.

Hermione disappears for two years and the shows up on Harry's doorstep one night dying, and with a child. It was a mother's last request. She knew him too well. HGSS, HPGW.

Physically impossible? Pfft! Not for Draco Malfoy! He makes the impossible possible and Hermione is about to find that out for herself. Nominated for best smut at the round 4 Dramione awards. Mature, DHr. Complete one-shot.

There's no such thing as a muggle-born," he told them. Lies have been used to cover up the truth. Hermione is tempted by the dark arts. Severus/Hermione Father/Daughter. Oneshot.

A cavein on a beach along the coast of Greece reveals a perfectly preserved ancient school of magic. Hermione is asked by her University professor to assist in the excavation. Severus Snape is the last person she expects to see there... *THIS STORY WILL NOT BE UPDATED OR FINISHED*

“Thank you for cheating on me, Ron. It’s the best thing you could’ve done. Thank you for stopping me from making the worst mistake of my life.” My first Dramione story. Rated M for strong language and sexual content.

Hermione goes to Snape to help her try to protect her secret. One Shot. Please Review.

When Hermione goes missing, Harry and Ron are called upon to find her. Estranged from her, they soon uncover a family they didn't know she had, friendships they hadn't known were conceived, and in the middle, is a very distraught husband: Draco Malfoy. [ABANDONED]

Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE

It's the 10 year reunion at Hogwarts, and there's a surprise in store for everyone... Dramione Oneshot, R&R please!

[Not HBP compatible] When a Potions assignment has a rare and disturbing side effect on Draco and Hermione, they will learn more about each other than they ever wanted to know. Runnerup at Dangerous Liaisons Awards, Winner at Dragon's Bride Awards!

Have you ever wondered what really happened at the Death Eater meetings?

Draco, the snobby pureblood, and Hermione, the nerdy muggleborn, hate each other... so what happens when their positions are suddenly reversed?

COMPLETE! Hermione and an unlikely Pansy form an elite group of witches, and possess one unusual commonality. Facing their most carnal desires, they will harness a power not seen in an age, to save themselves and protect Hogwarts. Can it stay a secret?