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Joined 07-18-08, id: 1639254, Profile Updated: 01-31-10
Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, Vampires, Maximum Ride, and Harry Potter.

"Ninjas ARE TOTALLY SWEET, what with all the guitar solos & flipping out & totally chopping peoples heads off"
- Jade

Q:Who are you religion wise?
Davey:I am God!
no wait
I am the devil!
no, damn I know this one...

"So things are going just swell, we eat bagels, we play songs, we take our shirts off and wrestle." - Jade

"Yes, I'm a vegetarian, but not because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." - Jade Puget

Interviewer: Best pick up line you've ever used, or had used on you?
Jade: Will you have sex with me? No? Okay, rape it is!

"Davey doesn't watch the damn road when he's driving. I'm sure if we crashed he would be fine and I would be imbedded in a tree. If he ever kills me with his driving though, I'm gonna come back as a squirrel and run up his pant leg."
- Jade Puget

"If I was a serial killer? How would I kill someone? I'm actually a very compulsive person... I'd chainsaw people" - Brendon Urie

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A Helping Hand by alexsonnn reviews
Alex Rider/NCIS crossover. After Alex gets threatened by SCORPIA he's sent to DC where the NCIS team is assigned to look after him.Who knows how or even if Alex and the team can handle each other? There will be NO spoilers for NCIS and if there are I will post a notice.
Crossover - NCIS & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 116,624 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Alex R./Cub
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11472 - Favs: 9,033 - Follows: 6,575 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13358 - Favs: 8,081 - Follows: 6,013 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Music of the Night by random scribbler reviews
Paris, 1870. Bella is an undiscovered soprano at the Opera Populaire, Jacob is the new patron of the opera house, and most people call Edward the Phantom of the Opera. Let the music begin. ExB, AU but not AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 99,151 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Immortal Hero by Ravenclaw-Girl28 reviews
The Lost Elfling" rewrite. The war is over but Harry has been left broken and bleeding. He’s given the chance to start again in a new world, but can he remain separate from another war when once again the people he cares about are in the middle of it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,479 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 3,113 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Harry P., Aragorn - Complete
Heaven Help Me by Alexander-In-Autumn reviews
Bella needed a friend. What she got was a hot gaurdian angel named Edward, who's determined to make her happy. How long will he stay on Earth to complete his job? Evil Mike, sweet Edward, shy Gothic Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 102,019 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Edward, Bella
Only Draco's Mudblood by elvishwolf7 reviews
New year, new students from overseas. One starts picking on Hermione and Draco becomes protective. Rivaly starts...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 36,805 - Reviews: 1928 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Phantom Companions by Misty Breyer reviews
Two cousins are transported from their twentyfirst century home to the shore of Erik's lakeside lair during a thunderstorm. The girls latch on and turn Erik's cozy little world upside down. EOC ROC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 161,894 - Reviews: 2254 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Erik
Finding Yourself by slytherinsela reviews
severitus challenge As new and sudden information comes to light, the life of Harry Potter is changing- Snape is his father, Voldemort is on the move, and Fudge is a complete moron...FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 63,279 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/14/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
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Jasper reviews
Jasper is losing hope in his existance, his lack of control is greating at his nerves. Almost all of his hope is gone, but will a six year old girl named Bella change that? Pairings: ExA EmXR EsXC Eventual JXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,249 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Daybreak reviews
Hi just changing the summary, Jasper is the one who is alone in the Cullen family and Bella moves to forks for her senior year........ yeah suck-y summary but hopefully a better story. Jasper/Bella Dont like dont read
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,187 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Jasper, Bella
The Right House reviews
Reynn Potter is the Girl-Who-Lived. She was supposed to be in Slytherin but something happend. Contains: good slytherins annoying gryiffindors manipulative dumbledore and some humor, maybe pairings later on.... ;
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Draco M.
Army Escape reviews
JasperXBella fic agian: Oh give me a break i luv em! any ways set bac when our dear friend Jasper is still in Maria's army AND- well u have to read on! :p I NEED HELP WITH THE TITLE! M because im paranoied
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,841 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Jasper, Bella
Get Ready For Hell reviews
Harry has found out mind blowing things over the summer and is pushed over the edge. M Because i am paranioed ONE-SHOT Maybe....Xp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Harry P.
Twilight Aim reviews
just your regular characters on an AIM what mischive are they up to now?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008
St Vladimir's Academy reviews
Hi this story just popped out of no where soo yea please read and tell me if its any good
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,919 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008
Maximum Ride: Another Mutant reviews
mkkk, umm i know that i need to update other stories but read this one too please? I took Kegan fron St. Vlad's and made her into a Max ride character. its gunna be Max/Fang & Iggy/Kegan i just luv Iggy! DISCLAIMER!I OWN NOTHING!EXCEPT Kegan
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Iggy