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Joined 07-19-08, id: 1639692, Profile Updated: 09-19-14
Author has written 21 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Sherlock, Charlie Parker Mysteries, and Her, 2013.

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The Woods are Lovely, Dark, and Deep by bananapancakes7 reviews
Bella visits a quiet lodge in Forks and she meets the secretive, tormented Edward Masen. Just as their relationship transcends friendship, Edward's past comes back to haunt him in the most brutal way. B&E are human, but oh…there will be vampires. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 284,597 - Reviews: 5399 - Favs: 3,643 - Follows: 3,374 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Browsing The Archives by Handful of Silence reviews
Lestrade and some of the Yarders secretly write fanfiction about the world's only consulting detective and his flatmate. It turns out that they're not the only ones. Johnlock, Mystrade.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Bagged & Tagged by Regency reviews
A very inebriated John devises a clever means of proposing marriage to Sherlock. Unfortunately, he's forgotten all about it by the next morning.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dreamers and Addicts and Lost Souls by cathedral carver reviews
Talk into my bullet hole, tell me I'm fine. Written for the December 2011 round of Sherlockmas.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Quiet Murmuration by cathedral carver reviews
Just pay me back with one thousand kisses. Written for a prompt at the Kink Meme.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Many Wounds by cathedral carver reviews
Lines and circles and 10,000 taste buds.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,883 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/20/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
I Am Not A Goldfish by cathedral carver reviews
Of impertinence, insomnia and the loneliest ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Who Needs a Hug? by cathedral carver reviews
Snape does.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Russian Roulette by Thats-So-Alex reviews
All they ever wanted was to be together, but they weren't even allowed that. As a result they've been pushed to an extreme. The only thing that will allow them to be together forever. AH/AU. Full warning inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
100 EdwardHermione Drabbles by Seph Meadowes reviews
100 10-word Edward/Hermione drabbles. Complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 11/9/2009 - [Hermione G., Edward] - Complete
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In Memoriam Bella Swan reviews
AU New Moon. The Cullens don't leave Forks after Edward and Bella's break-up. BxE
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,606 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mr Skin
Who got shot down is not who comes back up.
Charlie Parker Mysteries - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/24/2014 - C. Parker, Angel, Louis - Complete
Honeycomb
Sometimes John dreams about a world beneath this one.
Crossover - Charlie Parker Mysteries & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Published: 9/19/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
Him reviews
John gets a new computer.
Crossover - Sherlock & Her, 2013 - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Dark Sea reviews
Dystopian Sherlock AU. Every few years the New Parliament declares a two-week 'cull': citizens are randomly matched to each other. The first to kill their match survives.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
my darling, it was only a dream reviews
John has a secret that Sherlock is willing to keep. dark!John, dark!Sherlock, pining!Sherlock. Peripherally inspired by "The Robber Bridegroom" by the brothers Grimm. Written for Let's Write Sherlock's second challenge.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Crimson Dance reviews
AU/Post-Second War/female Harry. This wasn't the ending she prepared for.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,936 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Butterfly, dreaming reviews
John Watson tries to save Sherlock Holmes' life long before it is in danger. Oneshot, AU, psychic!John, pre-SIP.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
The Soldier and the Scarf reviews
John Watson is in love with someone and Sherlock can't figure out with who. Oneshot; Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,773 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Clockwork reviews
He wasn't like these people.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
The Good Doctor reviews
AU. Oneshot. All human. Carlisle Cullen is a good doctor...right up until the moment he kills you. CarlislexEsme
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Carlisle, Esme
Leather reviews
Jasper tries to flee his dishonourable discharge and his desires, but out in the desert is something even more frightening than his own personal demons. AU. All slash. Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,913 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Jasper, Carlisle
In Memoriam Edward Cullen reviews
AU New Moon. Companion fic to 'In Memoriam Bella Swan'. The Cullens don't leave Forks after the break-up.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,636 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Edward, Bella
Fixed reviews
The first pangs of love were usually the sweetest. Unless you were Lord Voldemort, and your soul had to put itself together again first. TomxLuna
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Tom R. Jr., Luna L.
La Push Pebbles reviews
The only rocks missing were the ones from La Push. It was the one place he couldn't go. EdwardxBella
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,525 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Briefs reviews
And Lord Voldemort thought he was batty.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,540 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Voldemort, Luna L. - Complete
Nefarious reviews
Drabbles. Edward/Bella, Bella/Carlisle/, Paul/Seth
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Could Stake A Claim reviews
She would always have gone to save Edward, even though she chose Jacob. Jacob/Bella/Edward.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
The Ghost and the Angel reviews
In a twilight world of trees, Draco finds someone who will forgive him. Harry Potter/Twilight crossover. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Draco M. - Complete
Once, a house reviews
It's over, he thought. It's all over. And then: Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
The Easy Kill reviews
Emmett always went for the easy kill, and Jasper always fell for it. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete