Author has written 1 story for Pokémon.
I'll update this when I can be bothered.
"To make progress you have to go backwards."
Name: The Mighty Burningfoot of 42nd Centuary Yorkshire, Lord of all Randomness, Destroyer of Mortals, Master of the Dark Flames, Devourer of Ice Cream!
Occupation: (See name).
Random Note: On Pokemon Diamond/Pearl/Battle Revolution use legendaries on Wi-Fi and prepare to get beat by my Aipom. Well, that or a Gible.
FanFic Progress: Oh boy, where to begin. Um, my parodies. That'll be a good place to start. I've finished my Diamond and Pearl parody and if you haven't read it there's probably something wrong. I have a sequel planned. That is, a parody of Heart Gold. I say it's a sequel because it's in the same generation plus the main character will be Allen from my Diamond and Pearl parody. I can't give you an exact time for when I will begin publishing it because... Well, it's kinda obvious... The game hasn't been released yet. I expect to have the start up within two weeks after the UK release date. Just give me chance. So until then you can just have a teaser trailer. See below.
Next, fics I'm writing or planning on writing soon. I'm working on another Pokemon fic that will be known until I begin publishing it as Project Derek. I admit though it is progressing very slowly because I'm lazy and I've just started reading the Pokemon manga so I'm a bit distracted.
I guess I should apologise for The Pidgey and The Fan-Girl as it wasn't particularly good. I'd never done a oneshot before so I had difficulty writing it and I probably could have put more thought into it. It was an experiment. Doesn't matter though, you probably won't have read it.
~Pokemon Fool's Gold Teaser Trailer~
Several years after playing the original Pokemon Gold sixteen year old Allen returns to Johto in Pokemon Heart Gold. Unfortunately, he discovers that Johto is not exactly how he remembers it and that not many people are happy about a green-haired swordsman barging through their front door. He meets many old characters that he knew and loved as well as one new one that he hates...
"Hi, I'm the new girl!"
"I don't like you."
"Oh, well, I like you."
"That's not going to make me forgive you for coming here thinking you're better than Marina just because you have a really big hat."
"Oh... Wh- What are you doing with that sword?"
I do not have the intentions of insulting anybody. In fact, it's really the opposite, I'm trying to make you laugh. Remember, any jokes in my stories that might be considered insulting to people are unittentional and are used only to laugh at the character's expense not yours. In fact I've done a couple of jokes that I should be offended by. I can not be held responsible for any offense you may take from a joke that is not meant to be hurtful.
Any resemblence between any character in any of my stories and you (unless the character is supposed to be based off you) is purely coincidental. Any resemblence between a character in one of my stories and me is more than likely supposed to be there.
Tips for other parody writers:
People who are good at things like Maths, Sudoku, Puzzles and/or Latin find writing parodies as easy as riding a bike. That if they can ride a bike... What I'm trying to say is the one thing you really need is an understanding of logical thinking. Common sense also helps. Oh yeah... And a sense of humour... That's very important!
What you need to do is think about the rules of the world you are making a parody of and inspiration will hit you like... Hold on, got to think of an analogy. That's it! Inspiration will hit you like Chuck Norris! Only it'll be less painful.
Nothing is impossible. If you think of something that is impossible let me know and I'll tell you how it is possible. Nothing silly though.
There are no problems that can't be solved by the application of high explosives. If you can think of one I'll prove you wrong.
Please, read and review my stories. Or else. I have Ice Cream and I'm not afraid to eat it. Not a very good threat but I'm working on it.
Favourite Games/Anime and such: Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh! and GX, Super Smash Bros Brawl, Fire Emblem and Tetris.
Favourite FanFic Genres: Parodies of games, humourous OT Pokemon Fics...
Favourite Pairings: What the Hell! I keep reading these damn things in people's profiles so I'll have a go.
Uhh... I DON'T KNOW!
Favourite Quotation: "I pity you. You just don't get it all. There's not a thing I don't cherish!" - Cloud.
Stalker count: Last time I checked only 4 people were following me. None of them particularly good at staying hidden. Especially the ASDA shopping bag.
If You Seek To Find Me And Chat: Just send me a message or e-mail and I will respond OR Youtube (You all know what that is don't you? If you don't, you really need to stay in more.)
Pokemon Britain series: Pokemon belongs to Nintendo. Britain belongs to all the British landowners. Alister belongs to Dragondude 13. Captain Daniel Penguin belongs to 04Dasher. All other characters and storyline belong to me.
Pokemon D/P Gone Wrong: Pokemon belongs to Nintendo. Allen and Emma belong to me. All other characters... I'll say they belong to Nintendo.
Unsafe External Link