Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!
1) Have you ever read a Six (Temari)/Eleven (Shino)fanfic before?
Have they even met?
2) Do you think Four(Kiba) is hot? How hot?
He's a bit beyond decent.
3) What would happen if Twelve(Tenten) got Eight(Ino) pregnant?
What would you even call that? It's not mpreg nor is at all possible, unless got an extreme sex change?
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine(Gai)?
Yes, Gai challenged Kakashi to a sex competition, kashi made him all better afterwards leading to a kaka/Gai fic...
5) Would Two(Shikamaru) and Six(Temari) make a good couple?
I think so. It's bordering on canon isn't it?
6) Five(Neji)/Nine(Gai) or Five(Neji)/Ten(Kankurou)
I suppose Neji/Gai but I think it would scar my mind forever.
7) What would happen if Seven(Konohamaru) walked in on Two(Shikamaru) and Twelve(Tenten( having sex?
'His innocent mind!' was going to be my response but then I remembered this is Konohamaru so...ya
8) Make up a summary of a Three(Naurto)/Ten(Kankurou) Fanfic.
'He knew this was stupid but he needed en escape. He needed to release the control that held Kyuubi at bay; he needed somone to take his strings and make him scream. He needed his puppet master." Seems a bit angsty for the characters but w.e. They don't get along anyways :
9) Is there any such thing as a One(Gaara)/Eight (Ino) fluff?
Possibly, I haven't travelled far enough down the dark path of het to know.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven(Konohamaru)/Twelve(Tenten) Hurt/Comfort fic.
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four(Kiba) to de-flower One(Gaara)
Kiba goes into a wild mating frenzy and Gaara likes it?
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three(Naurto) het?
I suppose? If they didn't decide to throw knives at the idea...
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven(Shino)
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two(Shika)/Four(Kiba)/Five(Neji)
...I don't know what to say
15) What might Ten(Kankurou) scream at a moment of great passion?
I have absolutly no idea.
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight(Ino), what song would you choose?
You don't see me by the pussycat dolls.
17) If you wrote a One(Gaara)/Six(Temari)/Twelve(Tenten) fic, what would the warning be?
Incest, knife and blood play
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten(Kankurou) to use on Two(Shika)
My sisters a bitch.