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Author has written 10 stories for Torchwood, Merlin, Doctor Who, and Mansfield Park.

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome decree :
Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea.

That a favorite poem of mine called Xanadu by Samuel Taylor Coleridge. Guess the Torchwood episode that's in, Woodies.

I won't put my name for security reasons but I can tell you I'm a 16 year old lass from Kent. I go ot the Archbishiops School in Canterbury, if anyone knows it I'd love to know. I love fanfiction because it gives me something to do to relax during the run up to my GCSES.

My favorite ships are Jack/Ianto (Janto) Merlin/Arthur (Merthur) and a little of John/Ianto (Hartcandy)

GL42

Copy and Paste:HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me. I am not one of the lucky ones.I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS

You know you live in 2009 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

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The Third Wheel by Gameboy Rocker reviews
Sherlock loves John, but after meeting Jim at St. Bart's, decides to throw caution to the wind and call him. He doesn't realize, of course, that he is sleeping with his greatest foe. Jim plans to use Sherlock's love for John to conquer him. Will things go according to plan? Johnlock and Sheriarty. Ch. 17 up!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,248 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Cute as a Kitten by xXRon-luverXx reviews
Harry Potter, locked up at the Dursleys, finds Draco Malfoy as a cat. Utterly confused and wanting information, he decides to help him. Harry/Draco slash Currently in the process of rewriting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,100 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
a song as old as time by thesilversun reviews
A chance visit to a bar and the unexpected arrival of an old acquaintance raises a lot questions for Jack and creates a dangerous situation for Ianto. Jack/Ianto. Empath!Ianto. COMPLETE.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,054 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Well, Now what are we going to do? by Kitsa reviews
This story contains NO SPOILERS for CoE. An accident leaves the team with a little problem. Plese R/R Please note, the rating has changed.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 33 - Words: 43,034 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Ianto is Cool by whatwouldprongsdo reviews
Ianto goes undercover in a club, but what will happen? Dun Dun Dun! - Ianto/Jack - Owen/Tosh - Gwen/Rhys -
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,091 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
Parallel: Ianto by Hayley-Saxon-xx reviews
What if Ianto and Lisa never went into work that dreadful day at Canary Wharf? Lisa/Ianto. Jack/Ianto. SORRY FOR ABANDONING YOU ALL, I HAVE RETURNED! R&R xxx
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,706 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Ianto J.
Eyes Unclouded by Obwohl reviews
Jack has left Torchwood behind to be with the Doctor, with the promise he will return. Ianto loses his sight, and must learn to deal with his new way of life with out help from Jack. T to be safe.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,527 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Ianto J. - Complete
Know Thyself by Konfetti reviews
Set after From Dead to Worse. Sookie gets a visit from a Viking and the night goes terribly awry! Spoilers for first 8 novels.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 194,611 - Reviews: 2217 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 1,307 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Sookie, Eric
Uncharted by Brittany Diamond reviews
The thought of loving a man is more than startling to Watson. Holmes leads the way. Movieverse with book-style tendencies.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,984 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Wild Endeavour by LadyAnalyn reviews
AU Ianto Jones was adopted at the age of six and could never remember his life before then but his nights were filled with dreams of strange and wonderful images. With him he carried the only thing from his birth family,a broken fob watch. J/I.ON HOLD
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,507 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Coffee Shop Chronicles by sci-fi.is.my.life reviews
What happens when you throw a dash of Jack, a spoon of Ianto, a hint of Tosh and a dash of Owen? And as teenagers? You get Coffee Shop Chronicles of course . . . Chapter 11 up.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,825 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Your Guardian Angel by myownwayx reviews
AU! Jack is an angel sent from heaven to save a fallen angel; Ianto Jones. Warnings inside. Teenage!Ianto, Teacher!Jack
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,023 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Seeking Comfort In The Arms Of The Devil by myownwayx reviews
AU! Jack needs comfort after a hard day and finds Ianto. Rentboy!Ianto.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,418 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Que Sera Sera by Upgrade Me reviews
'He had been away for days at a time before now without so much as a word, but something about the weather and aura of the night put me ill at ease.' AU and supernatural. Holmes is brought home 'unconscious' after pursuing a mysterious character. Rated M
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,913 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
Reward by TheTruthBetween reviews
X3 AU. Phoenix didn't kill Scott, but there are a few new things he has to accept about Jean. Also, this story doesn't explain how this relationship started or anything, it just jumps right in LOL Written for my smut 69 table on LJ. Prompt: Submissive
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2010 - [Jean G., Kitty] - Complete
In Cognito by Fredricko reviews
Some days, Arthur seemed to acknowledge Merlin as an equal, and would talk to him as such; other days a teasing remark would earn Merlin a bucket of mop water thrown in his face. He never quite knew what to expect.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,226 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Arthur, Merlin
Arthur The Snake by Dr Dragon Mistress reviews
Merlin wakes up to find Arthur's been turned into a snake. After taking a long journey to help his friend he finds that saving one will mean the loss of another.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,629 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Arthur, Merlin
Chess by ForevermoreNevermore reviews
A new Prince comes to Camelot for a 'friendly' visit. He soon wears out his welcome with Arthur when he 'borrows' his manservant for the time. When Princes clash, could Arthur possibly choose friendship over more pressing matters?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,603 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Arthur, Merlin
The Hour of The Wolf by Random Phantom reviews
In a sequel to "Hounded", Watson and Holmes come to terms with "the Change", while trying to prevent an ancient war from erupting across London and keeping a secret that could destroy them both.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,175 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes
The Immortality of the Deathless by milady dragon reviews
AU - When Master Archivist Ianto Jones of Torchwood Castle discovers evidence of a powerful, ancient Artifact, Baroness Gwen Williams hires mercenary Captain Jack Harkness and his people to locate it. JackXIanto
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 98,516 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
In aqua there's sanity by UrKid reviews
Even though drunken people are usually more honest, most likely you'll have more sense in your head when sober. // ArthurxMerlin
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,375 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Merlin, Arthur
The Parlour of 221B Baker Street by MashaDewdrop reviews
Watson tries to understand what the feelings between himself and Holmes actually are. It leads them both to very dark and wonderful places within them.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,303 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - J. Watson, S. Holmes
Strange Encounter by cjh4ever reviews
This story begins with the events in Fragments, pre-season one. Told from Jack's point of view, this is how he met Ianto but with a twist: Jack finds and kills Lisa. All characters will appear but focussing on Jack and Ianto.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 90 - Words: 271,505 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Destiny Twisted by firewolfsg reviews
The Gods of the Old Religion extracted an unusual revenge upon Merlin for the events in "Le Morte d'Arthur." And it leaves him, Arthur and the rest of the court of Camelot to adept to what has happened. Pre-slash, Crack!Fic: Merlin!Merlin
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,353 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Merlin, Arthur
What I go to school for by Koby J reviews
Merthur AU: High school is terribly boring for Arthur until he meets certain raven-haired strange boy who seems to make school just that much more interesting. D: Summaries are not my forte.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,630 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Unpredictable by myownwayx reviews
Sex in the office soon turns into something more when they've realised Jack has forgot to wear a condom. JACK/IANTO Co-wrtten . Warnings: M-Preg.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,573 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Harkness and Jones by 0lizzybennet0 reviews
Somehow Jack had ended up with a quiet Welsh man in his house
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,339 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Fire Valley Academy by Gavvy Wolf-Kidd reviews
Fire Valley Academy is a boarding school nestled safely in Wales. All pupils graduate as perfect citizens. Parents hail the miracle, but school band Torchwood are about to prove that something even more shocking is afoot. Please comment!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,019 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J.
5 Times John Watson Swore To God This Was The Last by Codalion reviews
Breaking up with Sherlock Holmes is a damnably difficult business. The Adventures of John Watson, his excellent intentions and his abysmal willpower.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,712 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 112 - Published: 1/8/2010
Café mocha: Essential Child Raising Agent by cassesque reviews
In which Ianto finds a part of him he never knew he had, and Jack pervs on babies.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,633 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Oh Summer Days by Redpanda14 reviews
Modern AU: Merlin finds himself enrolled in the Camelot Summer Camp program. At first he believes it to be the worst summer of his life, but as the days progress he slowly finds himself wishing this summer would never end. Merlin/Arthur
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,488 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction by JonesIantoJones reviews
NaNoWriMo: AU Story. Jack meets Ianto in a coffee shop on Roald Dahl Plass, and as they get to know one another secrets are revealed that threaten their budding relationship.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,261 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Because, Guinevere, He’s a Prat” by Merthurtilidie reviews
Modern day AU Arthur/Merlin. Merlin gets paired up with a certain someone for a science project and gets more than he bargained for. Slash! :D
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,381 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Fourteen by Flinch-Hayward reviews
Alternate ending for CoE, to be continued indefinitely with Agent Johnson, Lois and Andy as part of the team. Ianto-centred, so Janto warnings apply. Over 60,000 hits so far. NEW EPISODE - ONE GOOD REASON - NOW UP.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 65 - Words: 116,463 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Under The Bed by LyricsArePoetry reviews
Merlin/Arthur slash, after Arthur finds Merlin under the bed
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Guilt: Redux by etmuse reviews
Ianto knows he should be happy. He has his work and he has Lisa. Again. Finally. He knows he should be happy. Alternate ending to Guilt - events of Guilt up to around ch50 take place. This picks up many months later... Updated Sundays.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,639 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Secrets and Hope by thesilversun reviews
A Children of Earth fix-it fic. As Torchwood rebuilds following the events of Children of Earth the government is still keeping secrets and it's up to Ianto to reveal the truth. Jack/Ianto.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,877 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Misunderstandings & Traps by carolina-28 reviews
Merlin is a high school student, best friends with Morgana, and confused regarding a certain head boy. Plotting, matchmaking and confusion abound. Modern AU. SLASH. Merlin/Arthur
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,608 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Pepperoni by bare-footed-muse reviews
Knightsbridge was always a bit classy for Pizza Italiano GoGo- not that Merlin notices, with no aspirin, his mother calling, rent, his best friends holding hands and the endless stream of pizza delivery. And the sense of desperation. Modern day AU! Read?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,004 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Merlin
There's No Place like Home by Redpanda14 reviews
Co-written with blucougar57: Jack awakens to find himself in a strange land named Oz after being taken by the Rift. Is it all a dream? Or something far worse. This contains aspects of Gwen-bashing, don't like, don't read. Crack!fic, Eventual Janto
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,314 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Jack H. - Complete
Never mess with time by ectetera reviews
Merlin accidentally casts a wrong spell and turns himself into an 8 YEAR OLD! How will this affect everyone else. can u imagine the cuteness of kid merlin! anyways, enjoy!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,422 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Merlin, Arthur
What Never Should Be by blucougar57 reviews
What might have happened if Jack had refused to join Torchwood in 1899? Alternate Universe.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 165,386 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
Barely Legal by perfectlyflawedx reviews
AU. Ianto Jones is a detective sent in to interrogate a particularly difficult suspect... Jack/Ianto, Ianto/Gwen.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Heartless life by draw-yourworld reviews
Would you give up your heart for the person you love? spoilers: post A Day in the Death and Doctor Who season 4 - crossover doctor who. ianto/jack
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,326 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Living in the Present by mattmetzger reviews
Ianto can't see the future, and doesn't want to see the past. Jack is obsessed with the past, but wants to offer Ianto the future. And a year in Cardiff will change them forever. AU, future Jack/Ianto.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,548 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Happily Ever After? by Potterfan89 reviews
Sequel to Fairytale? This fic tracks Jack and Ianto's relationship from Jack's return from the doctor to the events of Journeys end. Read Fairytale? first. Please R&R rated for future chapters Chapter 10 - Fragments
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,407 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H.
This Mess We're In by perfectlyflawedx reviews
Completely AU. Ianto works for an ad agency based in Cardiff, spending his days fending off the advances from his boss, Jack. He tells himself its because he's not interested in the man, but deep down he knows theres more to it than that...
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,912 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009
Merlin The Puppy by MidnightSky101 reviews
Basically, Merlin casts the wrong spell and ends up as a labrador puppy. Can you imagine the cuteness! Slight M/A in future chaps, then, knowing me, That slight will dissapear. Heh. Slash-ish. And yes, the name is crap.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,159 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Cat by darkknight25276 reviews
Andy runs into a strange cat and everyting changes. Please red and review. Takes place before reset.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Andrew D./Andy, Owen H.
Torchwood High by ILoveHim91 reviews
AU The Torchwood team at Torchwood High. Not as cheesey as it sounds, and gets better the more you read. They're around the age of 15-16. Chapter 22 M rated.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 31,176 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Complete
Foxes and Hares by kaliflower reviews
The four get a bit drunk and decide it would be a great idea to play hide and seek in the dark.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Arthur, Morgana - Complete
More Than Words by LiquidLash reviews
Jack followed Ianto’s jaw line upward and claimed his lips. “I know exactly what you mean,” he said mid-kiss. “It’s about trust too, though, isn’t it?”
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Time Running by Sushi Chi reviews
Jack and Ianto run into the Doctor. And of course the three go on some adventures.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
All That We See Or Seem by Solstice Zero reviews
The first time Ianto heard the singing, he was dreaming. Now Complete.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,664 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Telepathy Is Mental! by MaydayParadeFtw reviews
Jack and Ianto's minds get linked. They can now communicate through thought and could gain other mental gifts on the way. What do the team have to do to get Jack out of Ianto's 'innocent' mind? Jack/Ianto, Janto.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Time and Again by Kitsa reviews
Post CoE-- A fix if you like. Jack ran, but how far? J/I
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,613 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Guilt by etmuse reviews
-"Why didn't you tell us? We could have helped you." - Well, why didn't he? And what would have happened if he did? Starts pre-S1.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 69 - Words: 57,190 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Ianto J. - Complete
Torchwood Guidelines by Sushi Chi reviews
Set Guidelines that Torchwood Officers must follow.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
Triple Latté by JerBearThompson reviews
Jack laughed, because he was expected to, because it was so obviously a joke. He wondered if Ianto could tell it was fake.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,412 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Sensual by mattmetzger reviews
Here, finally, Ianto is everything. #75 from 'Snapshots of Smiles'.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
The Proposal by mattmetzger reviews
Jack proposes like a man. Ianto refuses like the oblivious. But he knows Jack will figure it out eventually. #71 from 'Snapshots of Smiles'.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
What? by 0lizzybennet0 reviews
Merlin and Arthur wake up in odd circumstances -not slash-
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Arthur, Merlin
Jonesing For Us by AstaLaila reviews
The continuing story of the boys after "He and Mr. Jones." Ianto and Jack are getting closer to each other, but something seems to be getting in the way. Is one of them hiding something, or is there something else wrong?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,541 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J.
The Meanings Of Seven Kisses by MidnightSky101 reviews
PENIS! Ha, got your attention! So, yeah, the meanings of seven kisses, beautifully demonstrated by Merlin and Arthur! A/M SLASH! As always, don't like, don't read.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Welcome Home by mattmetzger reviews
Jack's there to welcome Ianto home. #78 from 'Snapshots of Smiles'.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Torchwood House by Caz Malfoy reviews
Welcome to the Torchwood Institute, a school for those blessed with extraordinary talents... - AU
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 19,491 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Meet you in the past by WriterOnAMission reviews
Ianto hadn’t meant to press the button it just happened. When Jack gives Ianto his wrist strap he expects him to do as he's told how wrong he was R&R thank you i wasn't sure about the rating so its probs wrong
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
One of those days by Ankh49 reviews
Someone special is waiting for Ianto when he arrives home after a long day. May be IantoxJohn but not sure to what extent yet.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Ianto J., John H.
Cold Spring by Aurore Verlaine reviews
Arthur/Merlin: While guarding the village of Ealdor, Prince Arthur finds himself smitten with the town medic, Merlin. Years later, these feelings inevitably resurface when Arthur finds the very same Merlin in Camelot, on trial for being a warlock.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,837 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Route 412 by JerBearThompson reviews
Ianto was on the bus when it happened. There was a sharp swerve, and then a warm body was falling down on top of him.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,585 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete
Miscommunication by Aurore Verlaine reviews
Arthur/Merlin:: Everyone is horribly misguided and thinks that Arthur and Merlin are a couple. Arthur and Merlin, armed with nothing but fierce denial, set out to prove everyone wrong..or die trying.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,229 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Making The Most Of It by Caz Malfoy reviews
Jack and Ianto make the most of Ianto's new body...
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Bloodlust by Just Gabz reviews
Ianto is bitten by an alien and is slowly effected by it. Can the team save him before it's too late?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,496 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Email My Heart by Caz Malfoy reviews
Jack and Ianto experience the ups and downs of a long distance relationship when Ianto is sent to Torchwood House for three months.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 12,065 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Nightmare by Horsegirljen10 reviews
When Ryo decided to take Bikky in Dee was less than enthusiastic, but not just because of the boy's teasing. Bikky was getting everything from Ryo that Dee wanted for himself, and coming to terms with that was proving difficult. DeexRyo
FAKE - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009
Vampires Do Not Play Nurse by mynameisroar reviews
Sookie is sick. Who better to play nurse than a thousand year old Viking?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Sookie, Eric
How It All Began by Caz Malfoy reviews
Assassin Ianto: Yes, Ianto decided, Will Kanaris had done something wrong. He had been so damn appetising and somehow managed to get Ianto to fall under his spell.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
The Potential of Ianto Jones by mattmetzger reviews
Suzie saw Ianto's potential from the beginning, and she knew where it would all end up, one way or another. And eventually, Ianto would come to agree with her. Pre-season one, some spoilers.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Suzie C., Ianto J. - Complete
Coffee, Kisses and New Beginnings by thesilversun reviews
Watching the fair in the Plas Jack’s New Year’s Eve is brightened with coffee and a kiss. Written for the fic a day challenge at Red is My colour on Livejournal. Jack/Ianto. Oneshot. Some spoilers for Fragments 2x12.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Who Can Touch a Unicorn? by writteninhaste reviews
An extension to the final scene in episode 11. Now a multi-parter by popular demand. Rated T because this looks like it will quickly devolve into slash and smut - you have been warned.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete
The Prat and the Idiot by Space-facade reviews
Modernday!Merlin and Arthur lurk here. More A/N inside and I should tell you, reviews make me very happy.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 12/15/2008
Marriage Is What You Make It by writteninhaste reviews
High School AU. They say happiness in marriage is purely chance - that it can occur, if you're married to someone good. But what happens when your marriage is the result of a school project and you didn't get a say in choosing your spouse? A/M. Slash.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,537 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
Prove It by Erin Giles reviews
“Ianto Jones is brilliant, you know. He wakes up. Different fingerprints, voice, DNA, so how am I going to recognise him? He kisses me. And I know at once! Isn’t that the most romantic thing you’ve ever heard?" Almost Perfect, James Goss.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Moonlight and Memories by thesilversun reviews
Ianto gives him timeless moments when he can pretend that they both have forever. Tonight is one of those moments, a time to make memories to carry into eternity with him, ones that he can remember by moonlight when he's all alone. JackxIanto.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Inebriation by 0oxymoronic0 reviews
You see, there were parties. MerlinxArthur. CODA: "You'll probably get me killed for this, you know."
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Complete
Answers With Consequences by perfectlyflawedx reviews
Torchwood and Jack gets to Ianto...he takes drastic measures. Jack/Ianto and Ianto/John Hart later cause i secretly ship them too... This is my first multipart fic...enjoy!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,835 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008
The Night Shift by Wai-Jing Waraugh reviews
Is it the Weevils that are misbehaving in the Torchwood base after hours, or something - someone - else? Ianto and Jack will find out. Janto one-shot fluff, my first attempt at slash
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Complete
fairytale? by Potterfan89 reviews
A look at Jack and Ianto's relationship throughout the series. Please R&R Chapter 14 Last of the Time Lords
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
10 Times Jack Harkness Apologised to Ianto Jones by butterfly.cell reviews
What the title says, tracking their relationship from Ianto's first day of work to the morning after KKBB 2x01. Jack/Ianto and minor Gwen bashing
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
Six Years, Ten Months by KinkerBelle reviews
Jack/Ianto. An unexpected visitor drops in to Torchwood, quite literally I assure you.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,366 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
Coming Out of the Closet by Aceboizor reviews
Jack appears in Ianto's room one night...and then the Torchwood team makes a surprise visit. What will Ianto do? He doesn't like his boss that way...does he? Pre-Ianto/Jack in the show
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The Pen Test by TheyDidn'tHaveMyName reviews
Set post Cyberwoman so small spoilers. Jack/Ianto pairing. Rated T to be on the safe side. Ianto is thinking about his first kiss with Jack, and wonders what it means. Terrible summary, sorry.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
Last Chance by 0oxymoronic0 reviews
He... he had to. He couldn't help it. That was Rose Tyler standing in front of him. No longer his Doomsday. He kissed her. [oneshot][TenRose]
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
A Matter of Perspective by NNWest reviews
Jack finds his place with Rose and the Doctor. The development of the OT3. Jack, Rose, 9th Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,938 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 10/12/2005
Poker Night by NNWest reviews
Just a quiet night in the TARDIS and a friendly game of cards. Set around Boom Town. 9th Doctor, Jack, Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/21/2005
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Thyme reviews
HERBIDACIOUS PART 2. PLEASE READ ROSEMARY FIRST. Morgana, Gwen, Arthur and Merlin all head to Ealdor for a reason Morgana can’t explain. Seeing Merlin at home, Arthur has to consider can he deal with a relationship with too many secrets.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,244 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Arthur, Merlin
Rosemary reviews
HERBIDACIOUS PART 1 - Future reincarnation fic, The concequences of rescuing a hung over handsome stranger were greater than Merlin could have foreseen. A/M
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,326 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Merlin, Arthur
My Last Tango reviews
DW/TW Penis! HA that got your attention Jack thinks about second chances, remembers, and dances always dances. just a drabble. JANTO
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2009 - 9th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
The Sharpest Lives reviews
Ianto being haunted by what he thinks is the ghost of his ex, but Jack is'nt sure. He thinks he's the one being haunted by a monster from the past. Janto
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,008 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009
Imposssible Meeting reviews
3 years ago I did an english project on Austin's Mansfield park. This story comes from the fact that Billie P played both Fanny and Rose. It's v. weird 'coz I tried to copy Austin's style, but please read!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mansfield Park - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Rose T. - Complete
Reality Check reviews
Janto. The Torchwood team are trapped in a world where Torchwood does'nt exist & Jack and Ianto never met. The only way to escape is to rediscover who they are & how they feel about each other.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,089 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Complete
Kiss Me, Stupid reviews
Bit of Jack Ianto fluff set on Ianto’s first day. Easter Prezzie for everyone. Oneshot, Janto obv.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Small Truths reviews
Set just before and during the introduction to Small Worlds. Just a Ramdom peice of Janto fluff. Go on, you know you want to...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Headlights On Dark Roads reviews
Janto, bit of fluff to fill the time. set on the road back from the Brecon Beacons
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Subject To Change reviews
Jack decides to take the team out on a recreation to the Lazar Arena, Little does he know danger lurks for them.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete