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Joined 07-19-08, id: 1639774, Profile Updated: 03-08-11
Author has written 3 stories for Simpsons.

Current project: I just published Chapter 7 about 3 months later than I originally intended but at least it's done now. Chapter 8 is already mapped out and just needs to be written.


About me:

I'm 24 and live in Iowa. Yep. Not much to say really, sorry to disappoint but long winded profiles full of tons of copy/paste facebookesque labels and such just bore and frustrate me. I never read them and some people's profiles go on forever listing every single little tiny stupid detail.

Trust me, this says way more about me than any of that ever could.

I am also co-admin of a little forum, Generation Yellow. We are a close-knit community that discusses everything from life to The Simpsons. If you'd like to check it out you have to join though as we've got severe trust issues.

www.generationyellow.proboards.com

And finally, not to sound like I'm begging but please check out my oneshot, Bleeding Gums. I know its short but I worked hard on it and it gets way less attention than my other two stories so give it a shot. At one point I had larger aspirations for it and if interest increases I might consider expanding it again.

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THOH: Firestarter by UndeadSamurai01 reviews
In this parody of Steven King's 'Firestarter' Lisa discovers that she has pyrokinesis. Halloween multi-chapter.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,510 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Lisa S.
Simpsons Antarctic Adventure by UndeadSamurai01 reviews
When Homer accepts a posting to Antarctica the Simpson family embark on perhaps their most daring journey yet, to the vast ice fields of the south pole. They slowly adjust to life on the station, but all is not as it seems on this frozen desert in the sky
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,733 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Homer S., Lisa S.
The Moments by Narfy reviews
One Shot. Based off of George Strait's song "The Breath You Take." Bart and Homer's relationship as father and son is often a rocky and hard to handle one. But there are moments in Bart's life where he is just glad his father is there for him.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Bart S., Homer S.
Simpson Note by Shadowfang14 reviews
A Treehouse of Horror episode, based on the popular anime 'Death Note'.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Bart S., Lisa S. - Complete
Amazon Dot D'oh! by Narfy reviews
Maggie is now 12 years old and the only Simpson child left in the house. Homer still ignores her though, yet she still wants to try and connect with him. So she signs up for a rafting adventure to the most dangerous river in the world: The Amazon.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 106,312 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Maggie S., Homer S. - Complete
Love Thy Neighbor by Narfy reviews
Final chapter up! Homer passes away from cancer, leaving Marge and the kids to grieve. Marge is so distraught that she goes to Ned Flanders for advice, after a while she begins to spend time with him, causing the kids to think that she has a new love.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,272 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
The Black Heir by FirePhoenix8 reviews
AU.Harry escapes from the Dursleys when he's ten years old and is found by the escaped Sirius Black. His whole life changes as he slowly discovers his destiny. Durmstrang,DarkArts,dueling,powers,heritage,horcruxes,hallows,Tom,Grindelwald.Darkish!Harry.HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 871,879 - Reviews: 5134 - Favs: 4,683 - Follows: 1,940 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Bart Simpson: Attorney at Law by Quick-n-Popular reviews
Seventeen years in the future Bart simpson, now a successful Attorney in East Springfield. He has everything, and is happy. That is going to be challenged when some women reenter his life.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,216 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Bart S. - Complete
Spinning for Hours by Sir Mocha reviews
In a Springfield of the future, a teenage Lisa must deal with an unjust society of geniuses at school, and find a way to reinforce her own struggling personal relationships with friends, with family, and with a certain Thelonious...
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,008 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 4/21/2003
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The Summer of Simpson reviews
Sequel to Death of a Simpson. Maggie is forced to attend a summer camp owned by Mr. Burns. Suspicious of his intent, Lisa volunteers to be a counselor so she can investigate. Meanwhile Bart embarks on the road trip of his life.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,941 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Maggie S., Montgomery Burns
Death of a Simpson reviews
It's been 7 years and all Bob Terwilliger wants is closure. Bart, Lisa and Maggie must struggle against this madman's plot. The rules have changed, though, and all are left scrambling when he tries a different approach to revenge. New epilogue added!
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,950 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Sideshow Bob - Complete
Bleeding Gums reviews
Oneshot! My friends call me Bleeding Gums, though it's been a long time since anyone's called me that. Some of you may wonder why I even bother telling it, but, this is the story of my life. Rated T for some adult and racial themes.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
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