K. J. Pitre
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Joined 07-19-08, id: 1639815, Profile Updated: 11-07-08
Author has written 9 stories for South Park, and Misc. Plays/Musicals.

Name: K. J. Pitre

Birth: August 15th, 1992

Likes: Broadway, South Park, acting, singing, writing, boys

Dislikes: Adam Sandler, the new SNL, homophobes, incest, CartmanxKyle

Wants: To be a famous actor/singer and to have a relationship with a cute boy named Stan. He must have midnight black hair and ocean blue eyes and be the Stan from South Park and he has to love me back and be my age.

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Stargazing by Southern Sunshine reviews
PHOENIX II/BEN BARRETT COLLAB. While confined to his home for the summer, 15-year old Stan Marsh becomes fascinated with a new boy next door. Will the new kid ever notice him? Will Stan go to jail for a crime he swears he didn't commit? AU. SLASH. Kyan.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,597 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
I found it! by kuroxfye reviews
It's been four years the South park four have been friends. Now in grade 12 past problems will be faced by force. It will become StanxKyle in the next few chapters. Eventually this will be rated M, but not yet.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,271 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Heart of Glass by Brat-Child3 reviews
Previously "The Lost Year" It's been a year since Kyle completely cut Stan from his life with no explaination, and Stan still can't let go; he believes there's got to be a way back to his heart. But what if he'd never truly been cast out?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,654 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B.
I Loved You Once Before by Evie Antorcha reviews
COMPLETE! At 17, Stan begins to have disturbing dreams about him and Kyle. Unaware to Stan, his dream carries events that establish their relationship they have, and 'once' had. Slash Stan/Kyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,158 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Day Kyle Slipped Away by Ben Barrett reviews
Kyle dies, and Stan doesn't handle it well. Angsty songfic. Oneshot. Based on the YouTube video by EvilSpork. Just like the video, it is not really slash but you could easily interpret it as such if you like.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,801 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Stan M. - Complete
I Feel So by Brat-Child3 reviews
I hugged myself and let out a sob: longing for the comfort of his smile, his touch. I was so sick. So sick and tired of being angry. In one clear moment, I realized how hopeless it had all been, and I asked myself: Now what?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,955 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Burning Butterflies by XxHDMxX reviews
He is not your lovable Kyle Brofloski. He is not the way many portray him in constant cliché storylines. He is not only a threat to everyone he comes into contact but to himself. He is the antagonist in his own story. KylexStan, KylexKen. Notice plz read!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,218 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Kyle B., Stan M.
What Does The Future Hold? by Ben Barrett reviews
The boys discuss what the future might be like while Stan and Kyle deal with their feelings toward each other. StanXKyle. Mild slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,389 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
I Do Not Love You by Ben Barrett reviews
Stan deals with losing his best friend and his last experience with him. Oneshot. StanXKyle SLASH
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Hold Back by Rakal reviews
It's really funny, you know? You almost die a couple of times and nobody cares anymore, but then you almost die in a different way, and suddenly everybody's flocking around you and not letting up. [Kyle's POV.]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,219 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Kyle B., Stan M.
High School by CaptainTinaRaven reviews
Its been Five years in South Park. The town looks the same, but a lot has changed friendship wise by then. Kyle is afraid Stan's life is way to busy and he's no longer his best friend anymore. Life is typical. Life is Gay. Seriously. KylexStan.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,173 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M.
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Mamma Mia, You Killed Kenny! reviews
During the weekend of his wedding, Ike stumbles upon Kyle's diary. Kyle was always secretive about his past love life, and from what Ike read in his diary, Kyle fell in love, and still is! KylexStan KylexGregory KylexChristophe
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,653 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Kyle B., Ike B.
Blood is Thicker Than Love reviews
READ... You know you want to. yaoi, slash
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Being Alive 2: Romeo & Julius reviews
Stan and Kyle have been together for over a year now and everything seems to be going great. There's only one problem. Kyle, having applied for University in California, got accepted and now has to go. Will this affect their relationship? StanxKyle Style
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Happiness is Dead Lard reviews
Kyle has had enough with Cartman's bullshit. For the first time, Kyle devises a sinister plan resulting in Eric Cartman's permanent demise.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,072 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Being Alive reviews
Kyle suffers a great deal with trying to show Stan his true feelings for him. Stan reacts in a way that Kyle would have never imagined in a million years. KylexStan SLASH Kyle's POV
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,084 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Rocky Mountain Picture Show reviews
It's exactly what you think it is ; StanxKyle TweakxCraig BebexKenny WendyxCartman CartmanxStan CartmanxKyle WendyxButters CartmanxTrent TrentxKyle CartmanxButters SLASH Orgy
South Park - Rated: M - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,915 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Moon Stomp Awesome Films of Awesomeness reviews
After the boys watch an indie film, and realize how much it sucks, they realize they could make one even better!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,096 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Pea Pod or Chicken Soup
Marco and Kirk move into their own apartment and think this is gonna be the best time of their lives. But until they cross differences, they realize it's not as easy as it sounds. Dramedy. Minimal course language.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,343 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
And it Comes Out reviews
Kyle wakes up in the morning feeling very strange. After telling Stan, Cartman overhears and decides to exploit it only to find out something he never wanted to hear... One-shot. KylexStan.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,273 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
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