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Joined 07-19-08, id: 1640348, Profile Updated: 07-17-09
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and Naruto.

Disclaimer: I own absolutely none of the characters I write about.

Hey, I'm Lizz. I love all the arts...music, writing, dancing, and drawing. I suck at drawing, but I do write! (Well, duh.) I also play both clarinet and bass clarinet, because I'm a total bando.

Im into lots of things, but my big ones are Harry Potter, Twilight, and Naruto. Not so much Twilight as either Naruto or HP, especially since Twilight was the best book in the series, and I completely hated Breaking Dawn. But Im still going to watch the movies, and if SMeyer finishes Midnight Sun, I'll read that. ._. But Im a pretty big nerd about HP and Naruto.

My inspiration comes from music (e.g. Hiding Under Water), my personal experiences (e.g. Superheroes in the SasuNaru collection), and sometimes to make something completely random seem like it could be cannon, or maybe to give myself a good reason for something that happened in the cannon that I hated at first (e.g. Wormtail's Regret). Occasionally I'll come up with something all by myself, with just pure imagination (e.g. Well, He Is A Star Seeker), and those are the ones I'm the most proud of.

I write nonstop when I have inspiration and time. When Im missing one of the two, I dont write at all. It kind of goes in phases.

So couples are my favorite thing! Im kind of a hopeless romantic...maybe a bit of a perv. >.> So Im gonna list my faves and my...not-faves, kay? Kay.

Harry Potter faves:
Harry/Ginny.
Ron/Hermione.
Remus/Sirius.
Harry/Voldie. But only as a joke.
James/Lily.
Neville/Luna.
Albus Severus/Scorpius.

Harry Potter not-faves:
Harry/Ron. Just...ew.
Harry/Hermione. Oh my god, how original. -_-
Harry/Luna.

Twilight faves:
Edward/Bella.
Jasper/Alice.
Charlie/Renee.
Jacob/Mike. Come on. Tell me you wouldn't love it and you'd be lying.
Angela/Ben.

Twilight not-faves:
Jacob/Bella.
Mike/Bella.
Mike/Jessica.
I can't even explain this hatred to myself.
Charlie/Sue.
Renee/Phil.

Naruto faves:
NaruSasu or SasuNaru. Doesnt really matter, as long as they're together.
KibaHina.
GaaLee.

Naruto not-faves:
SasuSaku. Much too cliche.
NaruSaku. Also too cliche.
Garra and Anyone but Lee.
SasuIno.

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Unexpected by ObsessionsGoTooFar reviews
Sasuke hears something from Naruto he never expected to hear - that is, he overhears. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
3am :: Various One Shots of Sasuke and Naruto by Lystee reviews
Various and unconnected Naruto and Sasuke related oneshots. They range from crack to fluffy to angst to warm and fuzzy. Please read, and I hope you enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 84 - Words: 85,345 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Email by natalie211 reviews
Ginny is having trouble finding the right words for ending her email. Harry/Ginny One-Shot AU Now in Hungarian! Link inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Search for the Blithering Humdingers by remuslives23 reviews
On the search for Blithering Humdingers, Scorpius finds something completely unexpected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Twisted Kisses by theDoctorlies reviews
Naruto gets struck with a sudden curiosity about a strange topic. NaruSasuNaru, Hinted GaaNeji COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
When Boy Meets Boobs by music-is-luv reviews
One-shot. Naruto cathes Sasuke staring at Sakura's boobs. SasuNaru. Pointless insanity. Read and Review, kiddos. :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Of Hope, Hopelessness, and Hormones by Noboyuki reviews
Sasuke learns something about his lover he wishes he hadn't.NaruxSasu.Yaoi.Intense sexual references. Not for those under 14.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Hot Bowl Of Soup by shounenai4life reviews
When Sasuke gets sick Naruto is drawn to him in an inexplicable way. All it takes is a bowl of soup, two horny boys and an extended time away from each other to make a cold into something far more exjoyable. Rated T for naughty stuff. SLASH. SASUKEXNARUTO
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Threesome by Arra Frost reviews
Naruto proposes an intriguing idea and attempts to persuade Sasuke. "It's a perfectly natural thing to do. In fact, lots of people do it."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The All Purpose Naruto Mpreg by poke-the-kitty reviews
Crack-fic. This is meant to poke fun at Mpreg, so if you enjoy Mpreg you may not want to read this. Hints of Sasunaru. Mpreg spoof.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dark by AozoraNoShita reviews
Fluff. Implied Sasunaru. It's Christmas, and there are lots of things to think about, like where to get popsicle sticks and how to wrap presents. Sasuke doesn't like the holiday much, but Naruto seems to be able to talk him into just about anything.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Twenty Things About Uchiha Naruto by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
Kind of a sequel to my other two fics.Um, Sasuke pretty much still owns Naruto. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bright by AozoraNoShita reviews
Short, cliche one-shot. Sasuke knows a great place to look at the stars. Naruto knows how to dance. FLUFF. Sasunaru. Awww.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Thomas Marvolo Riddle by The Lime-Wielding Ninja reviews
What would have happened, when he was choosing a new name for himself, if Tom Riddle's full name was Thomas Marvolo Riddle? What would those three extra letters do to the name so many wizards and witches fear? T for politics. I don't own. Two-shot. DONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Show Me by Gosangoku reviews
Sasuke teaches Naruto how to stop failing at video gaming. It doesn't go as he planned... or does it? — Sasuke/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
You Are What You Eat by Rice-Ball247 reviews
In which Harry teaches, and Draco learns, a VERY important lesson. DMHP oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Only Man in Her Life by Historybuff1536 reviews
Mr. Weasley realizes he's not the only man in his daughters life anymore. Post D/H, H/G. Fluff warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Conspiracy Theories by Wykked As Syn reviews
After loosing one to many games of cards, Draco thinks he's got it all figured out. But Harry isn't entirely convinced. Sattelites don't work like that...right? Sattelites, rigged cards, and aluminum foil, oh my!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Quick Obsession by Dark Darianna Minamino reviews
Page 409, 2nd Paragraph, 6th book--"But Harry ahd never been less interested in Quidditch, he was rapidly becoming obsessed with Draco Malfoy" Just enjoy the Randomness that came out of this quote from my slap happy mind. *Please read and review!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Beautiful and Sexy and Mad by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM, oneshot. Obviously the only way for Harry and Draco to stop Hermione's mad plan to free the Malfoy house elves is to do something even more mad. Warning for crack and horrible song lyrics. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Dark Lord's Blog by Schmerg The Impaler reviews
It's Lord Voldemort's blog, complete with comments from his most loyal Death Eaters. Voldy dispenses advice on everything from germ prevention to murder methods to shoes to Power Rangers... but is he posting too much personal info online?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,317 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Voldemort
What time is it? by tallie85 reviews
Short moment from the first Christmas morning Harry and Ginny are together as a married couple. No fluff, just Potter grumpiness!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Anything to Declare by Josephine Sawyer reviews
Ron and Hermione have an argument on the way home from their honeymoon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Spice of Life by opalish reviews
Harry thinks Ginny's getting bored. Ginny thinks she's not nearly bored enough, really. Also, there may or may not be gerbils. PostDH HarryGinny crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Awkward Biological Questions About Boys by Allergic-To-Sunlight reviews
HBP Missing Moment. The trio and Ginny are listening to the radio and Hermione voices some rather awkward concerns. Ginny disagrees. :P HG. First posted fanfic. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Promises to keep by Winterlude reviews
Various HP characters making promises and keeping them . One-shot. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
Do Not! Do Too! by omfgwtflmao reviews
Marauders passing notes during a very boring lesson. RLSB. SLASH. ONESHOT. Don't Like? Don't read!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Mirror of Erised by Winterlude reviews
A series of one shots on different characters from all eras meeting the Mirror of Erised... the first one is James. Please, R&R! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 30,862 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
The Shower Cap Of True and Utter Evilness by siriuslives394 reviews
No one messes with Sirius's hair. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
The News That Truly Shocks by cupid-painted-blind reviews
PostDH, Remus is greeted with a frighteningly cheerful Sirius. [You're making eternity sound like a bordello.] No slash, One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
Blindfolded by siriuslives394 reviews
An all dialogue oneshot. James has blindfolded Sirius, Sirius wants to know why. Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Sweet by AozoraNoShita reviews
One of those really short fluff fics with the corny titles that aren't even long enough to be called oneshots...but we love them anyway. Sasunaru, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Me? A witch? Yeah right by Moonprincess92 reviews
Hermione's being picked on again. But there's nothing like pretending you're a witch to make them run. But is it really pretending? :Oneshot Hermione centric takes place preHogwarts:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Hermione G.
How to Write a Harry Potter Fanfiction by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Seven steps to writing yet another cliched Harry Potter fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
Green Plaid by MP119 reviews
Sort of a companion piece to Red Lace. But this time, Hermione's got the problem. RHr, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
In Illuminated Symbollic Glory by charmingly-holly reviews
James, I'm throwing the lamp away. Oh, what furor these words can cause. What horror! What amazement! What chaos! What snogging! Who ever said destiny couldn't be fulfilled by a lamp?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/18/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Oh, Ron by deews reviews
Hermione and Ron share a ... moment. Harry and Ginny fistfight, Hermione comes to startling conclusions, and Ron is ... well, Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Red Lace by MP119 reviews
Er...Ron has a bit of a problem. RHr, oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Inspired By Your Shoe Laces by Smarmy Penguin reviews
When Blaise, Draco and Goyle decide to rebel against their parents in the most unusual fashion, chaos insures! Featuring Harry Potter’s magic fingers, Leather, shoe laces, funnels and anything else these twisted boys can produce. finished!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,087 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 10/30/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Made With Our Love by Marauder reviews
Harry knows what he has to do tell Draco that he's pregnant with their child.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 81 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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The Seven Sins reviews
Seven drabbles about seven different characters after Voldemort's defeat, each based on one of the seven deadly sins. Rated to be safe, and so far only one character is shown in a bad light.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Complete
Tis A Buffalo :: 100 NaruSasu DrabblesOneShots reviews
A collection of unrelated NaruSasu one-shots and drabbles. Currently rated T for language and sex themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Well, He Is A Star Seeker reviews
Dean's reaction to Harry and Ginny's relationship in sixth year...130 words, drabble-y. Hopefully funny. Submitted with the two main characters as Harry and Ginny, hoping to get more readers that way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Hiding Under Water reviews
Sonfic sort of to Hiding Under Water by Beth Hart. Luna/Neville, during DH. :: Her voice broke slightly on the last note, but she didn’t cry. She kept playing as if nothing happened, and tried to ignore her sudden thoughts of him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Wormtail's Regret
I was sure I wouldn’t regret it later, and that losing so much would be worth it in the end. Guess I was wrong. :: Bella/Peter, one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Peter P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
You're On reviews
You and Hermione are always attacking each other on the couch! I bet I could go longer without kissing Harry than you could without kissing Hermione.” “Okay, you’re on.” :: PostDH, one-shot, H/G and R/Hr, hopefully funny
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete