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Joined 07-20-08, id: 1640769, Profile Updated: 08-08-10
Author has written 36 stories for Naruto, NCIS, Charmed, Twilight, Britannia High, Princess Mononoke, Harry Potter, Fruits Basket, One Piece, Bleach, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Camp Rock, Huntik: Secrets & Seekers, and Wicked.

Hey. Well I was recently told that my Profile was long and unorganized so here it is. NEW AND IMPROVED!!

Em: Hey. My name is Emily but I would prefer to be called Em

Konan: We learnt that the hard way –Akatsuki Nods-

Em: awww. Aren’t they sweet? Anyways. I like…

Naruto (Especially my Akatsuki-Chan’s. They is just so Kawaii XD)
Bleach (Mainly the girls J)
Shugo Chara (I was so surprised that Nadeshiko was a boy. When I found out I was like O_O)
And NCIS (Abby and Ziva all the way XD)

Em: And I dislike…

Preps (They just aggravate me)
Chavs (They attacked me for the last time!!)
Homophobes (-Breathes Heavily- KILL THEM ALL!!!)

Konan: Em gets a bit touchy about Homophobes. Be Careful

And Bullies. (11 years people. 11 hell filled years.)

Em: I think that’s about it. I don’t really hate anything J Anyway about my stories. I have a thing for creating OC’s. I apologise if you don’t like that but please don’t hold it against me.

Stories that have been released on the site.

NAME: Noisy Cherry Tree
SHOW/ANIME/BOOK: Naruto
GENRE: Romance/Family
PAIRING (IF ANY): Sakura/Itachi, Sakura/Konan
SUMMARY: Sakura is an Adopted teen in a house full of Foster kids. With Konan and her brother Pein as the new additions what could possibly go wrong?

NAME: What does it matter to you?
SHOW/ANIME/BOOK: Naruto
GENRE: Angst/ Hurt/Comfort
PAIRING (IF ANY): N/A
SUMMARY: A punch. A kick. What does it matter to you?

NAME: Akatsuki High
SHOW/ANIME/BOOK: Naruto
GENRE: Humour
PAIRING (IF ANY): N/A
SUMMARY: It is inspection day at Akatsuki High. My name is Sakura Haruno and I am a state inspector in the land of Shinobi.

NAME: Freak
SHOW/ANIME/BOOK: Naruto
GENRE: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
PAIRING (IF ANY): OC/Itachi, OC/Deidara
SUMMARY: Freak! Freak! Get out of here Freak! Zuki and Sakura are twin Kunoichi. One hides a secret from everyone, including her sister. A secret that causes something that seems bad to happen. But is it really?

NAME: Kunoichi Witch? Pscha.
SHOW/ANIME/BOOK: Charmed/Naruto
GENRE: Family
PAIRING (IF ANY): OC/Sakura
SUMMARY: Meecha is ordinary…Sort of.

NAME: Ghost in the Shell of Abby
SHOW/ANIME/BOOK: NCIS
GENRE: Hurt/Comfort/Romance
PAIRING (IF ANY): Abby/McGee, Ziva/Abby
SUMMARY: How can it be that we got thrown together?

NAME: River of Night Rain
SHOW/ANIME/BOOK: Naruto
GENRE: Romance/Humour
PAIRING (IF ANY): OC/Konan
SUMMARY: “And you are?” “My name is Kawa-No-Amaya. Though I suppose my Legal name should be Uchiha Amaya. I’m your…” Wife? Sister? Mother? Who knows.

NAME: I’m Not that Girl
SHOW/ANIME/BOOK: NCIS
GENRE: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
PAIRING (IF ANY): Kate/Gibbs
SUMMARY: Don’t wish. Don’t start. Wishing only wounds the heart.

NAME: Pirate Shapeshifter
SHOW/ANIME/BOOK: One Piece
GENRE: Romance/Supernatural
PAIRING (IF ANY): OC/Nami, OC/Robin, Nami/OC/Robin
SUMMARY: When the strawhat crew find a battered girl all locked up and adopt her into their crew strange things will end up happening.

NAME: Immortal Flame
SHOW/ANIME/BOOK: Naruto/Twilight
GENRE: Romance/Humour
PAIRING (IF ANY): Bella/Tayuya
SUMMARY: My name is Bella Swan and I’m eternally seventeen. Through no choice of my own. Bella see’s someone interesting and decides to find out what feeling mortal really means.

NAME: The Strength of a Chile
SHOW/ANIME/BOOK: NCIS
GENRE: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
PAIRING (IF ANY): Ziva/Abby
SUMMARY: The strength of a child is amazing. The strength of a raped fifteen year old is even more incredible.

NAME: Crumpled
SHOW/ANIME/BOOK: Naruto
GENRE: Angst/Romance
PAIRING (IF ANY): Sakura/Konan
SUMMARY: Why did she go? There are some things that Medics cannot heal

NAME: The Arms of my Angel
SHOW/ANIME/BOOK: NCIS
GENRE: Romance/Angst
PAIRING (IF ANY): Abby/Kate, Abby/Jenny
SUMMARY: She had lost them both now. How careless.

NAME: What is this Feeling?
SHOW/ANIME/BOOK: NCIS
GENRE: Humour/Parody
PAIRING (IF ANY): N/A
SUMMARY: The team go on a week long shared vacation and Abby and Ziva aren’t to happy about the room arrangements.

NAME: My Dear Aizen
SHOW/ANIME/BOOK: Bleach
GENRE: Ansgt/Hurt/Comfort
PAIRING (IF ANY): Momo/Aizen (Thou can be perceived as friendship)
SUMMARY: A poem about how Momo felt after Aizen ‘Died’. I wrote this when I thought Aizen was a good guy.

NAME: Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained
SHOW/ANIME/BOOK: Naruto
GENRE: Romance
PAIRING (IF ANY): Sasori/Deidara
SUMMARY: Should I? Shouldn’t I?

NAME: My Angel
SHOW/ANIME/BOOK: Naruto
GENRE: Romance/Angst
PAIRING (IF ANY): Naruto/Sakura
SUMMARY: She was gone. I had told myself that well over a thousand times. ‘Spend all your time waiting, For that second chance, For a break that will make it Okay.’

NAME: Memories
SHOW/ANIME/BOOK: Naruto
GENRE: Angst/Friendship
PAIRING (IF ANY): Kakashi/Sakura, Naruto/Hinata, Itachi/Shizune, Sasuke/Hanabi, Sai/Ino
SUMMARY: Christmas again. So much has changed.

NAME: Pin Drop
SHOW/ANIME/BOOK: Charmed
GENRE: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
PAIRING (IF ANY): OC/OC, OC/Phoebe (Incest.)
SUMMARY: When a girl appears on the Halliwells doorstep carrying a demon the secret she is carrying will change their lives forever.

NAME: Tears.
SHOW/ANIME/BOOK: NCIS
GENRE: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
PAIRING (IF ANY): Ziva/Abby
SUMMARY: Tears. They were the one thing that Mossad Officer Ziva David hated more than anything. From the day she was born she had been taught that crying was bad…

NAME: New Girl, New Romance
SHOW/ANIME/BOOK: Britannia High
GENRE: Romance
PAIRING (IF ANY): OC/Lauren
SUMMARY: When I new girl shows up at Britannia High she falls for Lauren. Will Lauren catch her or will she fall as well? DISCONTINUED!!

NAME: The Mitarashi’s
SHOW/ANIME/BOOK: Naruto
GENRE: Romance/Family
PAIRING (IF ANY): OC/Gaara, OC/Deidara
SUMMARY: Ela, Anko and Tayuya are orphaned Triplets and a world famous band. What happens when they go to a normal high school? Throw in an immunity card and some really wacky people and well…disasters on its way.

NAME: NCINaruto
SHOW/ANIME/BOOK: NCIS/Naruto
GENRE: Romance/Crime
PAIRING (IF ANY): Ziva/Abby, Kate/Sasuke, Ziva/Deidara
SUMMARY: A Marine is killed just outside of Konoha and the NCIS team are sent to investige but can they keep their minds on the job?

NAME: The Broken Seal
SHOW/ANIME/BOOK: Harry Potter
GENRE: Romance/Supernatural
PAIRING (IF ANY): OC/Bellatrix
SUMMARY: Bellatrix is the new girl at Hogwarts High School. When she meets the resident weirdo Sarah something unexpected happens.

NAME: Little Orphan Seeker
SHOW/ANIME/BOOK: Huntik: Seekers and Secrets
GENRE: Romance/Friendship
PAIRING (IF ANY): OC/Robin
SUMMARY: ‘Your how old?’ ‘13’ ‘And you have that much power? Wow. I would hate to piss you off’

NAME: Black Swan, White Pixie
SHOW/ANIME/BOOK: Twilight
GENRE: Romance/Crime
PAIRING (IF ANY): Bella/Alice
SUMMARY: Two Girls. So different yet so linked

NAME: Outside Looking In.
SHOW/ANIME/BOOK: Fruits Basket
GENRE: Hurt/Comfort/Friendship
PAIRING (IF ANY): N/A
SUMMARY: Saki Hanajima is the school freak who is always looking in at everyone else.

NAME: Morning and Midnight together at Twilight
SHOW/ANIME/BOOK: NCIS
GENRE: Romance
PAIRING (IF ANY): Ziva/Abby
SUMMARY: Abby isn’t a morning person. But Ziva doesn’t like being up all night either. They come together just as the sun is going down.

NAME: Naruto the Next Generation
SHOW/ANIME/BOOK: Naruto
GENRE: Family/Romance
PAIRING (IF ANY): Naruto/Hinata, Sakura/Sasuke, and some more that aren’t mentioned, OC/OC
SUMMARY: ‘YOUR NOT MY MOTHER! GO AWAY! IF DAD WASN’T DEAD I WOULD RUN AWAY AND LIVE WITH HIM’ Imagine her surprise when she finds out that her dad isn’t dead. And who he really is.

NAME: Kyo’s Story
SHOW/ANIME/BOOK: Naruto
GENRE: Romance/Angst
PAIRING (IF ANY): OC/Sasuke, OC/Itachi, Naruto/Hinata
SUMMARY: My name is Kyo Anskima. And this is my Past.

NAME: Broken
SHOW/ANIME/BOOK: Naruto
GENRE: Romance/Horror
PAIRING (IF ANY): Deidara/Sakura
SUMMARY: Broken…Dark…Black…Poison

NAME: Wolf Soul, Human Body
SHOW/ANIME/BOOK: Princess Mononoke
GENRE: Family/Friendship
PAIRING (IF ANY): N/A
SUMMARY: Pleased to meet you human. Excuse me. Now I shall eat you.

NAME: Do it all over again
SHOW/ANIME/BOOK: Naruto
GENRE: Romance
PAIRING (IF ANY): Sasuke/Sakura
SUMMARY: Sasuke is back and Sakura would happily do it all over again to stay this happy.

NAME: Fragile
SHOW/ANIME/BOOK: NCIS
GENRE: Romance/Angst
PAIRING (IF ANY): Ziva/Abby
SUMMARY: I don’t want to do it. But it must be done

Em: Phew. Glad that’s out of the way. Now then…

Stories yet to be published that I am working on.

NAME: Welcome to my Life
SHOW/ANIME/BOOK: Naruto
GENRE: Romance/Humour
PAIRING (IF ANY): Sakura/Konan, Itachi/Sasuke
SUMMARY: ‘You think Paper Blossom will be ready?’ ‘We will be if Sasuke gets off his Emo ass and Itachi stops sticking his tongue down Sasuke’s throat every five minutes.’

NAME: ? (Not sure yet)
SHOW/ANIME/BOOK: Charmed
GENRE: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
PAIRING (IF ANY): OC/? (Not telling)
SUMMARY: ‘I wonder if they believe me now?’ Maxine Ava Betson. A witch. Oh and something else. A werewolf. Of course.

Em: Right. That’s all of them. Now for…

COPY AND PASTEY THINGS!!!

92 Percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If your random copy and paste this into your profile

If you are sad because there will be no more Harry Potter books , copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, post this in your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when someone will come along, open you up, and eat your insides.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to ninjas and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile and put your name on this list: Emziiee-xxx

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated,Soul Stance, Raven Wolfmoon, iheartmwpp, dracosnumber1girl, SMARTALIENQT, Luthien Saralonde, Xiaahandrus, Starfire-chan521, kittyore9, Emziiee-xxx

If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile.

If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.

If you've ever pushed off a school project till the week before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

IF YOU THINK MANGA/ANIME ROCK, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, libaka, Mrs Amanda Lupin, Hakaishi Uchiha, Usagi323, deideiblueeyez, Sakura Gekkani, Emziiee-xxx

92 of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 that still headbang and love rock then put this on ur site

If you love naruto so much that you wish the characters were real or that you are one of them, copy and paste this into your profile.

Akatsukicons!

Itachi -/ \-

Deidara o\/

Zetsu \o.o/

Tobi @

Sasori -.-

Kisame =o_o=

Hidan o.o

Kakuzu .

Pein -:-

Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!!

If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.

iF yOu LiVe FoR fAnFiCtIoN aNd CaNt Go A dAy WiThOuT iT pAsTe ThIs On YoUr PrOfIlE

IF YOU HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH THE COLOR BLACK PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

REMEMBER WHEN ..

getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!!

If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If Shino is your favorite character, and you are sad that he doesn't get enough air time or recognition, put this into your profile. (Well, he's not my ULTIMATE fave, but he's one of my faves.)

If you don't like Neji-Hina copy this into your profile.:

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you think Deidara is hot copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list; Mood-chan, xxlonely-avengerxx, XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX,xXFallenSakuraXxfreak-4-God, CommitetToKiba, Sakura Gekkani, Emziiee-xxx

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off

The Akatsuki leader is NOT the Yondaime, copy and paste into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. (Plenty of times!!)

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

Love knows no gender, age or color. If you totally agree with me, put this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of people online don't know the difference between your and you're. If you're (HA) one of the 2 who twitches violently every time somebody uses the wrong form, put this in your profile

if you spout a naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

if your family wonders how you can remember all the naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile

if you like shikatema better than shikaino, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

92 of teens have moved onto rap, if your part of the 8 that stayed with rock, copy and paste this into your profile

if you love naruto so much that you wish the characters were real or that you are one of them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are always pressing one button when you mean to press another, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever run into a doorway that you clearly could've dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

Ever ran into a wall or part of one, copy and paste into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you didn't even know sexy was gone.

If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are odd, and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and with flamethrowers at your command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

Almost every teenager talks on their phone for hours on end. If your one of the few who dosn't, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy/paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile. (I do it all the time, myself doesn't agree with me)

If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this into your profile

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped where there is a 'WATCH YOUR STEP' sign, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no mattter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you have a mad fascination with the Japanese culture, copy and past this into your profile

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

Less than 1 precent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', any sound-nin from Naruto, George Bush, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

98 of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Homphobic things !!!

Konan: Em. Your to stay calm. Please.

Em: Fine. But only cause you asked nicely –Hugs Konan-

-I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

-I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

-I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

-We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

-I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

-I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.

-I wish they could adopt me.

-I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

-I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

-We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

-I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

-I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

-I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

-I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

-I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

-I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

-I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

-I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

-I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

-I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

-I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!

Most people don't mind SasuSaku pairings...

Some people see(or read) Naruto and Hinata kissing and say, "Aw... how cute!"

Other people cry when they see(or read) Tenten screaming her lungs out because Neji died...

What I don't understand is this...

Most people would slap you if they could when they see(or read) Sasuke and Naruto holding hands and sharing a drink...

Some people would shoot you looks of disgust when they learn that you enjoy reading(or writing) about Itachi and Sasuke kissing...

Other people would even hate you for disgracing the name of respectable shinobis such as Kakashi and Iruka or Neji and Gaara or Sasuke and Naruto when you write fanfics...

My question is...

Why do some think it is a terrible crime to like these strange pairings?

And why must some even go as far as to discriminate, insult, and associate the person with perversion, lust, and even mental retardation when they learn that you like these pairings?

Tell me now, what is the purpose of saying "love is blind"? When hypocrites like you refuse to see what love should really be like!

copy and paste this to your profile of you agree with me.

Isn't love the same, regardless of gender?

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile

Love knows no Race Nor Gender. However Hate knows that your being a Dickhead. Repost if you’ve ever had to deal with A Homophobic person.

Sad

Em: Please don’t cry people. – Smiles while clinging to Konan –

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Sakura and Itachi were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Sakura: Slow down, I'm scared!

Itachi: No, this is fun.

Sakura: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Itachi: Then tell me you love me.

Sakura: I love you, now slow down!

Itachi: Give me a Kiss.

Sakura kisses him

Sakura: There, Now would you Slow Down!

Itachi: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Itachi: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, Itachi realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want Sakura to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him and give him one last kiss. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

I want child abuse to stop! and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile Thank you to flamin. guitarist for posting this in your profile and for letting others read it.

My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cant see,
must be stid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid
I'm sradishing to cry
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door
He's already locked it
And I sradish to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Sarah
I am but three
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me

CHILD ABUSE...MAKE IT STOP!!Please, be aware that child abuse happens everyday, and it isn't just physical, it's emotional too, and sometimes that hurts more than a beating from your parents. Physical abuse scars you on the outside and that pain will go away, but emotional abuse scars you on the inside and the pain of being called worthless never goes away. So please, help stop the abuse.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile!

Random things that make me giggle

Em: Yay the depressingness is over J

Itachi: It’s never over for us when your around.

Em: -Cracking knuckles- What was that Itachi?

Itachi: N-N-Nothing

Em: I thought so – smiles cutely –

I once shot a man just to watch him die...but I got distracted and missed it

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car

A friend helps you up when you fall; a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain; a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected; a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

Mirrors don’t talk, and luckily for you, they don’t laugh

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me

Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity

Ambition is just a lame excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're an idiot

"The evening news always opens by them saying 'Good evening' and then precedes to tell you exactly why it isn't."

People are boring; they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.

Duct tape is like the force. Dark on one side, light on the other, and it holds the universe together.

Last night I was looking up at the stars, when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil.

It's better to look stupid and keep your mouth closed than to open it and prove it.

OMG! The rain is wet.

If at first you don’t succeed...Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't!

I've gone to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait!

If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, then why do they abduct the dumbest people on earth ??

If crime fighters fight crime, and firefighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.

"I told my psychologist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

D.E.I.D.A.R.A. stands for... Dangerously Explosive Idiot Doing Amazing Reckless Art :D

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."

Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."

Dismay: "Aw fuck it."

Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."

Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."

Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"

Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"

Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."

Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"

The End!

Boys are like slinkeys... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

I don't obsess, I think intensely!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda."

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.

"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."

"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

-Education is important; school however, is another matter.

I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

-Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.

-Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

-Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

-There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

-Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go into storage.

Love me or hate me. Personally I could care less

-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

The road to success is always under construction.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

Sometimes I wonder "why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Don't take life to serouly, no one gets out alive anyway

Life's tough...Get a helmet

I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!

Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do

Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died

Everyone Is Entitled To Their Own Opinion, It Just That Your's Is Stupid

"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."

"Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you."

"All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them." ~ Walt Disney

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if there is a 'wet paint' sign somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

Yesterday is history...tomorrow is a mystery...but today is a gift...that is why it is called the present.

When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

An atheist is a person who believes in not believing anything.

Your shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark

Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks. (it took me a while to get that one :P

My knight in shining turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard

"I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?"

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

He who laughs last didn't get it

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter

"I'm not afraid of death i'm afraid of something much worse... my mother"

You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips

'Never Argue With A Woman'

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.

For all I know you could startat any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'


'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

this is person cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line :)

This has got to be one of the most clever
brainteasers I've seen in a while.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

All the good guys are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies

Lists

Em: I’ve found these all over the place and they just make me giggle.

You know you live in 2009 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
10. You were too busy to notice number five.
11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did. (Yup, every SINGLE time!)

Why America has some issues

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

18. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.

"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more.

25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES.

"If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay."

26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)

2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)

3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)

4) CALM DOWN DONT BE TICKED OFF ( L0OK AT #13

5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)

6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)

7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI...LOL

8 ) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14)

9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)

10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)

11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6)

12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 )

13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10)

14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)

15) YOU MUST BE REALLY TICKED OFF (L0OK AT NUMBER #9)

(Put it on your page if you laughed and if your eyes hurt... I did!)

16 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

You know you live in the twenty-first century when...

1. 5th. graders cuss.

2.Shipping is twice the amount you paid for the actual item

3.You don't know what kind of car your neighbor has.

4.You pay more for gas every month then you do for your car.

6.As of right now you are thinking, "This is so true."

7. You were too stupid to read number 5.

8. You just went back to read number 5.

9. You find number 5 isn't there.

10.You start laughing.

11.You are thinking, "This girl is really clever!"

12. And, because you are all suckers, you're all gonna put this on your profile.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

You say BRIGHT PINK

I say BLOOD RED

You say ROBERT PATTINSON

I say BILLY JOEL ARMSTRONG

You say LIL’ WHAYNE

I say BULLET FOR MY VALINTINE

You say DRAMA

I say PAIN

You say REALITLY T.V.

I say ANIME

You say I’M WEIRD

I say YES I AM, THANKS

Some awesome quotes from icons -

- If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE

-So I was like Avada Kadavra and he was like Dead

- I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

- Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret.

- Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar

- I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.

- I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.

- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort

- I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape

- I will not scare the Arythmancy students with my calculas book

- Jesus was a Hufflepuff

- Dear Harry, I hate you, Love Voldy

- When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. Weasley.

- This icon is off trying to shut Percy in a pyramid.

-"Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked infront of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy

-I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the headmasters office

-I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!

-Professer Flitwick's name is not Yoda

-I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class

-If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

-Neville: OMG I killed Harry Potter

(somewhere in the distance)

Voldemort: Nooooo! I wanted to do it! sob

-Draco: I mock you with my spirit fingers! (don't ask)

-I stalked a death eater and all i got was this lousy potions master!

-I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wandb

-I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing

-I will not follow potions intstructions in reverse order just to see what happens

-I will not give Hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals

-I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween

-I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton

-Perfect ending to The Harry Potter Series: The Giant Squid consumes Britian

-Sirius Black

escaped askaban...

evaded death eaters...

outwitted ministry...

killed by drapery. (he had a good run)

-I have a lot to live up to you know. There are so many Gryffindors' to tourture, and my minions can't do all the work. That's why I need milk. Because, ferrets with strong bones bounce a lot higher. GOT MILK? ~ Draco Malfoy

How to do Naruto!

Eat ramen for breakfast,lunch,and dinner (I have nver tried it yet but I want to soo bad)

Stick your hand in a electric box and scream chidori as you pass out (I don't think so, but i would laugh so hard if someone did...)

Roll your eyes behind your head and scream Byakugan (oh yea)

Dye your head blond,black, or pink and try to run up a tree. (sounds like fun)

Trade in your hat for a forhead protector ( I have a forehead protecter!!)

Claim your gonna kill ur best friend 2 get a better Sharigan (Maybe...jk)

Copy everything a person does and claim its ur bloodline (I would.)

Graduate highshool and proclaim ur self as Anbu (Oh hellz yes!)

List Anbu as current occupation on a job application (I'd be put in the nuthouse!)

spout out a random character quote on command (lolz)

Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way" (Okay!)

When you run, you run with your arms behind you (I do that all the time with a buds.)

Try to walk on top of a hot spring (It doesn't work yet!)

When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage (Or to be priminister, that ould be cool.)

Write your name in blood on a big scroll (Ouch!)

Take a leave of absence for 2½ years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter (Oh ya!)

You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand. (Heh, Gaara of the funk)

You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain. (Maybe on playdough.)

You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun. (my friend named her dog Tobi...)

You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets. (I kept bugs in my pockets when I was little...I was a weird kid)

You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline. (OHHHH YEAH!!)

You always wear green, skintight clothes. (No way)

When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu. (Don't say it's stupid, it's a good excuse!)

You dye your hair white and spy on girls. (OH HELL NO)

You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage. (NO THANK YOU)

Romantic

Em: Mainly dedicated to my Wonderful Girlfriend who I love deeply and will be my baby for all eternity. Love you Princess

Konan: now isn’t that sweet.

Em: - Blushes –

Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind?

Itachi: No

Sakura: Do you like me?

Itachi: No

Sakura: Do you want me?

Itachi: No

Sakura: Would you cry if I left?

Itachi: No

Sakura: Would you live for me?

Itachi: No

Sakura: Would you do anything for me?

Itachi: No

Sakura: Choose--me or your life

Itachi: My life

Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Itachi runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

When she walks away from you mad Follow her

When she stares at your mouth Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and dont let go

When shes quiet Ask her whats wrong

When she pulls away Pull her back

When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying Just hold her and dont say a word

When She stops Crying Ask her whats wrong

When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite shirt Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh

When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up

When she grabs at your hands Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you Bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes dont look away until she does

When you break her heart the pain never really goes away

When she says its over she still wants you to be hers

~The Rules Of Love~

Kiss on the lips = i luv u

Kiss on the ear = u are special

Kiss on the nose = Laughter

Kiss on the cheek = Friends

Kiss on the forhead = i comfort u

Kiss on the neck = i want u

Kiss on the shoulder = u are wonderful

Kiss anywhere else = be careful

Play arounds with hair = cant live without u

Holding Hands = Happiness

Arms around waist = u are mine i need u

A hug=i care

Smiling at eachother = i like you

WINKS= Flirtation

Looking around = hiding true feeling

Tender kiss on the side of ur lips = ur mine

Wetting ur lips = waiting 4 a kiss

Tear Drop = im losing u

Crying = I lost u

True Boyfriend/Girlfriend (Me XD)

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong When she ignores you
Give her your attention When she pull's away
Pull her back When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared
Protect her When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a nightWhen she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does When she misses you
she's hurting inside When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking first?" Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

Other

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile (BOLD the ones you are);

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I haveBIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I listen to COUNTRY music, so I MUST be a horse-loving hick.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I wear LOW-CUT TOPS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like to CURSE, so I MUST have problems at home.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

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Genesis of a Forbidden Fruit by underworld-girl reviews
Sakura hates Konoha thus she runs away to find Sasuke in Sound. But she harbors a dark secret which Akatsuki finds out and captures her. How will she cope living with them...especially with Uchiha Itachi? ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,518 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
A New Beginning by SazzyJacks reviews
After meeting her real family and causing chaos, Abby is finally settling into her new life. She has a girlfriend, a new school, and some good friends who pop up unexpectedly. But will things stay sane for long when the trouble is still out there?
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,138 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Abby S.
Together We're Unlimited by AuntieElphie reviews
When Glinda witnesses the death of Elphaba, she vows to bring her back to her. But what will happen if she succeeds? Staying together won't be as easy as they had hoped, her husband will see to that along with the rest of LPHIE CONTENT
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 59 - Words: 95,298 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
This Is Going To Go Well by Arekkusu Naitofaia reviews
Back from the Akatsuki after 4 years Hiucha sensei, Itachi is the new teacher at Konoha High. Meanwhile Sasuke's mental state is plummeting drastically from neglect & abuse leaving him in a suicidal depression, and it seems only his brother can fix him. Can Itachi step up to being Sasuke's once cherished big brother? And will Sasuke let him? ItaSasu Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 285,543 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 9/25/2010 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.]
Akatsuki's Angel by The Sixtth Degree reviews
Sakura is captured by the Akatsuki and falls in love with one of their most important members- I know, I'm very original- however, it comes as a bit of a surprise to everyone, including her. Yuri warning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,921 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 9/14/2009 - [Sakura H., Konan] - Complete
Clear Hearts, Grey Flowers by Kami-Inu reviews
AU. She's brutal, beautiful, and completely enslaved. What happens when a tragic new face forces her to return to the past-and shatter the bonds of who she has become for salvation? Is love even possible between the damned and broken? Dark themes. Yuri. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,044 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Konan, Sakura H.
The Skirt by Crimson Eyed Sakura reviews
Spike loved that skirt. He hated it. But he couldn't deny that Buffy made it work. Began as a one-shot, but was bitten by the dreaded plot-bunny. Mostly PWP, though.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,063 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 7/13/2010 - [Buffy S., Spike]
Visitors in bed by nikigirl257 reviews
When Sakura doesn't show respect to the Akatsuki members karma comes back to get her, and it gets her bad. LEMON STORY! enjoy -
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,823 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Amongst Hell Are Angels by AnimeCountDown reviews
She seeks revenge. He seeks an heir. Maybe they could work together and find something worth a little bit more. SakuraXItachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,254 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
My Snow White Queen by AD Lewis reviews
AU Alice/Bella: When a certain police chief's daughter enters her life, Alice finds the one thing truly precious to her. As they race towards an uncertain future, events are set in motion that even she could not predict... M for adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 49,868 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Mark by Dragonchild627 reviews
[Complete] At the age of six, Sakura met Gaara while accompanying her dad on a mission. Gaara 'marked' her as his. Six years have passed since they last saw each other and they meet up again, just in time for the Chunin Exams.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,976 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Sweet Fire, Loving Fury by kyasurinhiwatari reviews
Sequel to Forbidden Passion, Untamed Desire! Sakura is taken from the hideout and tempted by another man's kisses, and although she was stolen from him, Itachi swore he'd find her, posess her, and savor her love again! Can he do it?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,132 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Our Melody by GeminiRose88 reviews
YohXAnna with light RenxHoro. Anna is a singer and Yoh runs his dad's night club. With a matchmaking Ren in the mix can two lonely, musically inclined people fall in love? R&R
Shaman King - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,157 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Yoh A., Anna K.
Lost and Found by deleted.had.to.add.more reviews
What if Sakura woke up in one of the akatsuki bases and only remembers her name and age? She doesn't have anywhere to go because she's a missing nin. UP FOR ADOPTION! LOOK AT LAST CHAPTER FOR MORE INFO
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Dimming Sakura by AylaxxAvaxx reviews
The Soul Society,this is meant to be a place where souls come to rest in peace right?Well let's just say the balance has been disturbed again.Oh I'm Sakurai by the way,I'm captain of squad 14. Do you wanna play today? HistuKarin, implied ByakuyaxOC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,336 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Byakuya K.
Sakura, I Love You by Risaku reviews
Cracky. OCC. Sasuke comes home, he's finally killed Itachi. heh.. Now, he can finally pursue his one and only love: Sakura! Only, there's others that want her! Main: ItaSaku Onesided: SakuxSasu, Neji, Gaara, Sasori, Lee.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,052 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
TLC: To Love Chaos by Kami-Inu reviews
What do you get when you combine warfare in another realm, girls falling from the sky, crazy neighbors, obsessive guys, and college exams? Why, the life of one Haruno Sakura! InoxSaku. AU, Yuri. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,513 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
Center Piece by Ivanne000 reviews
It's immoral in the eyes of many, unacceptable for the most but I don't see what's wrong when all they did was to love each other -Tobi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,719 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Basking in the Light of our Love by SweetT129 reviews
Sequel to A Light in the Darkness. This story follows Carlisle and Bella in their life as newlyweds, beginning the morning after their wedding. Many surprises to come for the new husband and wife. What will they be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 53 - Words: 215,157 - Reviews: 3102 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
A Grim State of Friendship by Uzumaki-Kariudo reviews
For 12 long years the Grim Reaper has been humiliated and forced to be friends to two mortals. Now that he begins to accept it, things change...but will it bring about the downfall of the Underworld? Or just the Grim Reaper as we know him?
Grim and Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,851 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 9/13/2006
The Splintered Crown by Moon Dog Rex reviews
Set 15 years after TAS, Lyra, Pan, Serafina, and a few new faces travel to America to confront the Seminary Council, the new and most powerful arm of the Magesterium. The fight for freedom continues. All reviews welcome. femslash not LB/SP.
His Dark Materials - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,524 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Lyra B./S./Lizzy B., Serafina P.
A Zeppo's Lot in Life by Chyna Rose reviews
The luck of the Zeppo strikes again. Xander finds himself a stranger in a strange land without a clue. So he does what he does best; muck things up in
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Xander H.
Missing scenes that should have been by MissPoe reviews
The night of the make-over Kelly and Annabelle start their relationship.
St. Trinian's - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,454 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 11/28/2009
The God of Glow by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Graverobber has Shilo on the brain and decides to track down the girl who hasn't been seen in a year. But could that be because Shilo has grown up? He'll do anything to get her and keep her. Lem/Lang.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,620 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Shilo, Graverobber - Complete
Crazy Little Things by dreiser reviews
POST DEATHLY HALLOWS! Femslash. HermioneLuna. Little by little, in her own unusual way, Luna Lovegood begins to romance Hermione Granger. This is the work in progress version. For the edited fic that includes corrections please visit my website.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,840 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
All For Love by Lilabeth Ferrer reviews
The Untold Story of Jennifer Sheppard and Ziva David how they meant, fell in love and stayed together though the ups and downs of life...
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,606 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Jenny Shepard, Ziva D.
Discovered Love by J'ecris reviews
TsuxSaku YURI From a Ninjutsu lesson to sleeping together What have they gotten themselves into? Rated for yuri, and rape as well as other fun,graphic stuff! R&R Any criticism accepted
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,949 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Tsunade S., Sakura H.
In the Garden of Eden by Mirenope reviews
Shego and Kim are trapped in a jungle, alone. What will happen? As if you don't know. Chapters deleted until I revise them.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Kim P., Shego
The Long Lost Vampdaughter by SazzyJacks reviews
When Abby finds out that her real parents are alive, she tries to find them, and may find love on the way. But she has some dark secrets and will set off a chain of events which will lead to something catastrophic. R&R PLS! :D
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,422 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Abby S. - Complete
Because I Want You by Hayley128 reviews
Set during Season Three. Buffy's not with Angel here. A series of bets between the Chosen Two have a very sexy ending.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,073 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Buffy S., Faith L. - Complete
Flawless by K9GM3 reviews
Something about Trina's own perfection gets her in a mood. Tori's unlucky enough to be nearby.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,961 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - [Tori V., Trina V.] - Complete
Discreet Genius by capslock-nanao reviews
Shunsui is determined to get Nanao together with the one she loves. Even if it's not by his doing, he can at least take credit for it, right? Because that's what geniuses do. RanNao. Yuri, implied lemon.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Nanao I., R. Matsumoto - Complete
Inescapable by MsAnimanga reviews
Set years after Mitchie and Caitlyn leave Camp Rock. The past will soon be told, and an explanation will be given. This contains lesbian relationships. If you don't like that, please don't read.
Camp Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Mitchie T., Caitlyn G.
Your Guardian Angel by LittleBlueMonkeySponge reviews
Warning INCEST don't like don't read. I've changed a few things from the episode where they are attacked by Shax, Phoebe get's killed and then Prue saves her getting killed herself. Two-Shot song-fic. Prue/Phoebe. Rated M Just to be safe.
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Prue H., Phoebe H. - Complete
Early Morning Light by patricia51 reviews
Carly wakes up. She's cold and she can't find the covers. But to her surprise she finds something else to keep her warm. Femslash. Carly/Sam. Rated M.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2010 - [Carly S., Sam P.] - Complete
Take It or Leave It by kauzchen reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2443 - Favs: 2,758 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Healing Touch by Sapphire Smoke reviews
Being helpless has never sat well with River. •Amy/River•
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,504 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Love Me Like I Know You Can by xxKrissiiMayxx reviews
Not enough room, summary inside! Rated M for a reason!
Dark Visions series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,637 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009
Melting the Ice Queen by gagalove reviews
Abby discovers Ziva does have feelings, but can she really let someone else in her heart after losing Kate? Zabby, implied Kabby. Please read & review!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,038 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Abby S., Ziva D. - Complete
The Fine Line by Absinthe-With-Faust reviews
Hermione is sent back in time to extract information from Bellatrix at school. A somewhat deep, involved insight to the events leading to Bella's Death Eater initiation. A bit of romance and a good chance for smut. Try to keep them in character.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,435 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L.
Three Words, Eight Letters, Tell Me And I'm Yours by OrgieRose reviews
Sophie has finally got everything she's ever wanted, the beautiful Sian Powers, but when she finds out Sian's life is alot more confusing then she first thought, can Sophie be strong enough to stick around. SIOPHIE OF COURSE!
Coronation Street - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,459 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/24/2010
Hormonal Horndog by amberpire reviews
My name is Carly Shay and I'm a sixteen-year-old-maybe-gay and I am so sexually frustrated I could scream. ;Carly/Sam;
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,505 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
When the World is Dark by misscanteloupe reviews
Alice/Bella. You are poisoned by your memories - deprived of the scorching flame that once flickered inside you. What is brought forth instead is nothing short of a spark that reawakens the fire in your veins. You say it's love... but I call it passion.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 95,563 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Alice, Bella
My Dame in Shining Armor by LaughLoveLive2.0 reviews
Everyone needs a hero. On the worst night of Chelsea's life, she found hers in Raven in a most unexpected way. Chrave femslash.
That's So Raven - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,155 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Complete
Gummy Worms by Synnerxx reviews
Sometimes Abby has some great ideas about cars, coffins, and gummy worms. Femmeslash, Abby/Ziva
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Abby S., Ziva D. - Complete
Left Behind by GoodbyeCrimson reviews
Sakura's over Sasuke, but Sasuke is not over Sakura! Karin deals with her jealousy in a creative way and Sasuke finds out what one sided love is.KarinxSakura,SasukexKarin,SuigetsuxKarin,SasukexSakura. spoilers if you haven't read up to vl 44. lemony
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,256 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Sakura H., Karin - Complete
iTruth, You Dare by demondreaming reviews
Sam and Carly are boooored. What else is there to do at night? Play truth or dare of course! Rated M for serious smut. Carly x Sam. Oneshot.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
Addicted by TheHappyLesbian reviews
Songfic. To the song "Addicted" by Saving Abel. NCIS fic. Femslash as usual. Abby Sciuto / Ziva David. Rated M!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Abby S., Ziva D. - Complete
Elfen Lied: A Very Merry Christmas For Lucy by LadyOderschvank reviews
It's Christmas At Yuka's House, Kouta is away and the girls will play. Yuri Scenes In Later Chapters
Elfen Lied - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,207 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Lucy / Nyu, Mariko
Banishment And Friendship Maybe Something More by Arrowshot reviews
Torak is banished! Renn is completely shocked at that fact and the fact that Torak doesn't fight the decision. Who are these new Wolf Clan members and what is going on? OCxOC, TorakxRenn Reviews are welcome! Major OOCness! Now rated for content!
Chronicles of Ancient Darkness - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,260 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 9/28/2008
Dawn of victory by TheRedPoet reviews
A darker AU-spin set two years after the battle at the Hellmouth.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Satsu, Willow R. - Complete
On The Lake by MistressMagick reviews
When Abby and Ziva take a houseboat out onto Chesapeake Bay for the weekend neither woman can imagine that the outcome can be spontanious yet unimaginably satisfying. MAJOR FEMMESLASH.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Abby S., Ziva D. - Complete
Practice by RunningWolf99 reviews
-- "What she does with me is like practice..." -- Orihime has a habit of teasing Tatsuki in the name of "practice," but tonight Tatsuki isn't in the mood to be teased. No, she has something else in mind... Yuri/Shoujo-ai/girls'love
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Orihime I., Tatsuki A. - Complete
Kiss The Rain by Lady Kogawolf reviews
She learns the truth about a cold blooded killer, and finds that sometimes, things are not always as they seem. *This fic does contain spoilers. This warning will serve through this entire fic.*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,651 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Night Terrors by Cerise Murmur reviews
Glinda wakes up to Elphaba screaming...but will a night terror turn into something much more? Elphaba/Glinda Glinda/Elphaba Rated M for smut. Lots of it.
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
The Cat Chases the Bee by Shinigami Kuro reviews
Directly after Aizen's Rebellion against the Soul Society, Yamamoto has big news concerning an annual celebration! Soi Fon goes missing, and only Yoruichi knows the real reason. Chapter 5 is up, and thus, my story has drawn to a conclusion!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,877 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Suì-Fēng, Yoruichi S. - Complete
Apocalyptic Climax by Sasukeluva 4eva reviews
He reached out and cupped my cheek in his hand, asking the question that he had been meaning to earlier. “Are you alright now?” I smiled softly, my features glowing as I whispered a simple, “Never been better.” Please R&R! KoxKurumi LEMON REMOTE FIC
Remote - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,788 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Complete
Vanilla and Honey by Von Sexxxual reviews
Bella returns to Forks, seeing a pair of glowing amber eyes the first night, her dreams are consumed by the orbs and the owner. Alice/Bella, vampire/human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,653 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Alice, Bella
iThink You Liked It by demondreaming reviews
Sam forgets her and Carly's anniversary. She just hopes Carly likes her impromptu gift... CarlyxSam, femmeslash oneshot, PWP.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
iNeed A Hand by demondreaming reviews
Sam gives Carly a hand.... Cam pairing, femmeslash oneshot. Basically PWP. Rated M for your safety.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
Shower time and tickling fun with the Sound girls by sco23 reviews
AU. After cheer-leading practice, the sound girls hit the showers and things get really wild and out of control from here on out. Warning contains erotic tickle torture and yuri. Don't like, don't read. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Kin T., Tayuya - Complete
The Princess and the Candy Girl by Station Square Guardian reviews
When London can't sleep, she seeks Maddie to help her sleep. What they don't know is that they are both mad in love with each other. Will they assume their love for each other, or not? Contains femslash and fluffy stuff.
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,878 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - London T., Maddie F. - Complete
Of Bachelors, Bets, and Pirates by evilchibis reviews
The new Pirate King is more popular than he knows, and the race is on. Who will be the ultimate winner of Luffy’s affections and the throne at his side, and shouldn’t Nami be worried instead of taking bets?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,158 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Yearning for Change by Supreme Distraction reviews
Boredom can be a pain in the ass. Neither girl realizes how alike they are, but they do know one thing: escape is necessary. Escape from tedious normality for one, escape from predictable insanity for the other. AnkoxTayuya. Yuri. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 117,350 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - [Anko M., Tayuya] - Complete
Swimming by slightlysickpsycho reviews
Oneshot. Ginny's mind is flooded with memories of summer afternoons spent swimming with Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
Slow Down by SoldierG65434-2 reviews
“I know you’re an eager bee,” Yoruichi chided. “But my flower isn’t that easy to pollinate.” Yoruichi smirked. “What type of girl would I be if I gave it up without a single official date?”
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Yoruichi S., Suì-Fēng - Complete
Paper Angel by maneyan reviews
There are endless possibilities, endless paths a life may take. Yet a desperate woman's desire to not be tossed aside leads to so much more than she expected and could hope for. Oneshot, Yuri.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Karin, Konan - Complete
Annie and Hallie Parker by WarpedMinded reviews
Annie and Hallie go through their life, and realize they need each other. COMPLETE, F/F, H/C, Inc, Language, Oneshot, WAFF
Parent Trap - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Complete
Pink Ink by Gentlewatersoul reviews
Sai has developed a special type of Ink for Sakura and waits for the most opportune time to test it out on his unsuspecting lover. This is complete, however I've developed a fondness for this little world so don't be surprised to see additional stories.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,824 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
This Thing Between Us by xfbard reviews
Elphaba admits to having feeings for her blonde friend. After expressing how she feels all she asks for is a chance to see if she and Glinda could have a chance for a relationship. Glinda ponders the idea and makes a decision.
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,459 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
After The Rising Moon by Darkshines1984 reviews
Please review! Follow up peice to Waiting For The Rising Moon but it's cannon to the season four episode New Moon Rising so you don't have to have read it. Story is about the final scene of the episode and beyond the candle being blown out.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,596 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Tara M., Willow R. - Complete
Happy Birthday? by BitterStormcloud reviews
It's Shego's birthday, but she's not the only one who gets a surprise
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,617 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Shego, Kim P. - Complete
The Boyfriend Test by Tsukiko no Yuki reviews
AU SasuSaku ”Can’t you test him and make him a better boyfriend?” Ino pleaded her. “I trust him with you. After all, it’s not like you’re going to fall in love with him or something.” This could never end well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 160,831 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
For All You Know by crazysmile15 reviews
Beauty is truth, truth beauty, --that is all. Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know." -John Keats A compilation of short stories/drabbles featuring the lovely Sakura Haruno and the organization Akatsuki!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,695 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
We Roam by WerePuppy-Jake reviews
A plan to spend 2 weeks at Shego's holiday house in the jungle takes a strange twist when they get bitten. They find out that they're not quite themselves anymore and end up stuck in the jungle for 3 years learning to live with their abilities. KIGO
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,378 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Blind Date by Crimson Sakura Princess reviews
Byakuya Kuchiki? Seriously? What had she reduced herself to?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,993 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Byakuya K., R. Matsumoto - Complete
Tempting Danger by werewolfbleu reviews
Sakura has left the village and has become a missing-nin. Along with kenpachi who travels with her. And yes it is kenpachi from bleach but i stole him for my story. Be nice my 1st fic. Disclaimer i do not own naruto. Rated M for language and future lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,747 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Dared to believe by Tvat reviews
Bella and Alice fall deeply in love with each other but Alice have a complicated past that not even she knew about. An Alice/Bella love story, rated M for future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,018 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Alice, Bella
How It Feels To Feel by IshiiNihonto reviews
A New Mitchell a seemingly familiar face has returned to Walford. My own character she isn't a real character from the program. Phil's nasty fiance Suzy has some compitition. A FEMSLASH Story. Please review!
EastEnders - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,443 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008
I Remember by Cerise Murmur reviews
What was life really like growing up with Bellatrix and Narcissa in the 'Noble House of Black' and was there really anything noble about it? We'll see. Narcissa x Bellatrix, BLACKCEST, Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M.
Her Hostage by tragicromance reviews
Set in Eclipse when Alice takes Bella "hostage" while Edward's away. Alice and Bella realise their true feelings for each other.... *Alice/Bella* New Chapters to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,406 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Mine For Life by Ninja Puppet Master reviews
It's just another day at the Akatsuki base until a little romance spices it up. Konan/OC yuri lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Konan - Complete
Attachment by jiminyrizzles reviews
A 'Jebbie' Debbie and Jasmine fan fiction. A rework of how they meet. Characters are from the UK Soap, Emmerdale. This is a love story between two women, and does contain scenes of a sexual nature, so if that offends, do NOT read. You have been warned.
Emmerdale - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,475 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Debbie D., Jasmine T.
Balancing Affections by the-human-error reviews
Sakura has been kidnapped by Akatsuki to heal Itachi and Zetsu. In an attempt to find an escape, she plays their feelings against them, but can she avoid falling in love in the process? SakuraxAkatsuki SakxKakuzu SakxHidan SakxZetsu SakxKisame
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,198 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
As Long As She Needs Me by AnneOfTheIsland reviews
Things don't go as planned on one night's show, leading to clashes and new discoveries backstage. Joint fic betweenKimoriShadows and I; Femmeslash but rated to be safe; mainly for language. On hiatus
Oliver! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2009
Always and Forever by SilverTurtle reviews
It's Alex's 20th birthday and she has something to ask of Harper. Alex/Harper. Sequel to Lodylodylody's 'Harper Takes a Bite Out of Life'
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Alex R., Harper - Complete
Wild Horses by A Poet Of Dawn reviews
Alice & Bella fall in love, and try to be together, at all costs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,177 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Recalled to Duty UNDER CONSTRUCTION! by Elvishchic18 reviews
HP/NCIS Crossover! Timmy and Abby have secrets. They used to be American Aurors and now they're being recalled as the battle begins between Harry Potter and Voldemort. HP pushed up ten years to fit DH spoilers! Begins 7th year! HP/GW HG/RW LJB/TD
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,633 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Harry P., Tim M.
naruto cook extraordinaire by mithrilkitsune reviews
Naruto at a young age have a unespected enconter with a member of the strawhats crews. and now naruto follow the footstep of his mentor any ways possible. will contain lemon later on
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,810 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Naruto U.
The Harmonizing of the Despaired by CrazyNinjaPenguin reviews
In facilitating his research, Mayuri seeks assistance from the Second Division. As Nemu comes to know this Division's Captain, she comes to question her way of living as the woman strives to lead her away from darkness in her own way. Soi Fon X Nemu Yuri
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,275 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Nemu K., Suì-Fēng - Complete
Changes by yeuxdessirene reviews
Tonks/Hermione - It began with a fumbled first time. An auror and a bookworm, meet. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/28/2009 - N. Tonks, Hermione G. - Complete
Trading Places by znk99fg7 reviews
What happens when Zhalia Moon and Sophie Casterwill switch bodies? Can they fool Lok and Dante into believing everything is fine while they find a way to reverse what has happened to them? Or will everything end in disaster? Z*D, S*L. R&R please.
Huntik: Secrets & Seekers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Sophie C., Zhalia M.
Chains of Destiny by blackrising reviews
Azula captures Katara and decides to keep her as a slave. Will she be able to break her spirit? Does she even want to? Azutara Sadly, ON HIATUS. :
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,746 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Azula, Katara
Akatsuki Opposites by madadeidei reviews
This is a story about the Akatsuki of course! But what would happen if they were opposite? like a hyper active Deidara? Or a vegitarian Zetsu? Find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,954 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Akatsuki
Tech Support by Kasperka reviews
GAbby lemons. It starts off innocently enough, with an attempt to help. Rated M for the future. Intro taken from LiKARU-chan's "Poor little goth girl". Great story. Go, read it
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,591 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Be My Adventure by BeeTheRainbowWriter reviews
Pre-Order of Phoenix. The summer when Hermione stays at Head Quaters she is feeling bored and in need of an adventure and then Nymphadora Tonks comes along and changes her whole world. Tonks/Hermione, Female slash. Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Hermione G., N. Tonks
A New Beginning by ValencianaAtHeart reviews
Sakura moves to Konoha hoping for a fresh start at Konoha high. Befreinding many upperclassmen and trying to uncovr secrets of her forgotten past will be tricky, can she put up with everything or will she fail? DieSaku some SasoSaku HidaSaku ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,291 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Moonlight by mysterywriter3012 reviews
alice has a vision that turns up her emotions. will this change be her ultimate happiness? alice/bella femlash. rated m for future chapters
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,296 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Love in the color of red! by Team-Clearwater2009 reviews
Luna goes to the Potter home to speak to Ginny but gets more than she bargained for. Femmslash Ginny\Luna. Oneshot written for my hubby Jay.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Luna L., Ginny W. - Complete
A Sad Story by akakat101 reviews
“Is it a happy story?” The children said as they stared with wonder at their mother and father.“No, it’s a sad story. But it is a story you have to know." "This is a story about Sakura and the Akatsuki...” Rated for language mostly. Only the end is sad!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Of Wizards and Pirates by Inumaru12 reviews
Slash/yaoi Dumbledore finds a letter left by Lily Potter about her heritage and does the spell and he accidentally summons the Straw Hats to Hogwarts. He finds that Luffy is a distant relative of Harry's. How will Hogwarts be with pirates in it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,725 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Harry P., Luffy
Boys Are Full Of Surprises by mysticblue05 reviews
DISCONTINUED! Sakura is always the bad girl in high school. What happens when she meets the most ferocious gang in town? What will happen when she finds out their darkest secret? And with two boys wanting her, the story just gets wilder. HidaSakuDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,485 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Tomorrow Still Comes by GF-221b reviews
AU. teen!NCIS, sex, slash, masturbation, erotic dreams/fantasies, teacher/student romantic relationship, violence, child abuse, homelessness, suicide, & death by abortion. Not for the faint of heart. Pairings due to change. COMPLETE.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,523 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Abby S. - Complete
Silhouette of a Dream by Kisaiyo reviews
It was the silhouette of a dream, and nobody realized what it was they wanted. We somehow ended up this way, but I can't understand how a dream could change so rapidly. One day I was pining for Sasuke's attention, the next, I was in his brother's arms.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,464 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Easy To Love by Melville22000 reviews
Buffy and Tara, immediately following the fade-to-black of Season 6's "Dead Things."
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Buffy S., Tara M. - Complete
Empty Memories by Naitan reviews
All human. Warning- female pairings and themes. Rated M for violence, abuse and possibly sex scenes. Alice/Bella. Bella meets a troubled mute called Alice at a rehabilitation clinic. As their relationship deepens, they learn more of each others' troubles.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,001 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Alice, Bella
Falling in Love with the Enemy by crazyleafpool reviews
OC/TR HG/RW GW/HP Time Travel fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Tom R. Jr., OC
The secrets behind the hood by Sadi-chan reviews
Sakura isnt who she says she is, hiding under a hood till something happens, she now has her own little play toy, in the form of a dark and handsome Akatuski member. what will happen if they play a little game of 'who screams first.' Warning Lemons.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Sakura H.
Love and Time by GSRgirlforever reviews
10/Rose AU BE WARNED! THIS CONTAINS SITUATIONS OF AN ADULT NATURE! The Doctor and Rose take advantage of thier time together.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,769 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Damsel by fembuck reviews
Bella’s in trouble when a mysterious stranger shows up to rescue her. But are they really there to help? femslash, f/f
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
My Happily Ever After by littlemissunpredictable reviews
Bella is new in Forks. First day of school, she will meet the Cullens. She will know the real truth about people but she doesn't care. Along the way, she will find herself falling in love to one of them. All Human A/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,285 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
You need to shower by The Forgotten Lover reviews
Have you ever wondered what happened when Alice had to help Bella take showers? Well here is my mind's interpretation. Femmeslash Alice/Bella, set at the beginning of New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,689 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Control by bekahbabe reviews
Control. It's what they have in common. Femslash, kink, bondage, dom/sub, light S/M
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Abby S., Ziva D.
Everything I've ever needed by kittykid864 reviews
An un-expected couple forms at Britannia High and shakes everyone foundations. Danny/Luaren Danny/Ronnie *Some strong language and moderate adult themes*
Britannia High - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 24,296 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Ronnie, Danny - Complete
Of Rings and Kisses by Castalyne reviews
Sai gets pierced, Sakura likes it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Twisted Roses by WWT reviews
A dead friend from abby's past returns alive. A web of love and friends. A twisted vine of roses to be turned into a beautiful boquette. Will get less work related as it goes on. Femmeslash and Slash with hint of scifi. McGibbs Tiva Abby/other ziva/other
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,978 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Abby S., Tony D.
What is Love? by Supreme Distraction reviews
What she wanted was the woman she had fallen for; the woman who rendered her breathless and made her feel safe. Who kissed her and made her laugh and made her heart warm with affection. She just wanted Anko to be there. Hence, this—this fight—was stupid.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,895 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - [Anko M., Kurenai Y.] - Complete
Caramel by slashbutterfly reviews
Angsty Zabby songfic stuff.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Abby S., Ziva D.
Summer Nights Summer Loving by Regal Falcon reviews
this is my first yuri. My chapters are super short. Shorter than short shorts. so bare with me. There will be lots of yuri parings...but the main one will be Sakura and Hinata, and the other sub characters will just be having hot smutty lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,108 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Sakura H., Hinata H.
Just Believe, Sharpay by WhatTheFreakinFrack reviews
Sharpay never believed in Santa, until Gabriella helped her that is. GABPAY, Femslash.
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Sharpay E., Gabriella M.
Forbidden Love by VincentxYuffie666 reviews
What if Legna and Nowe were in a Pact? How would things between Nowe and Manah change? Read on to Find out, Rated M for Lemon Theme in Chapter 2.
Drakengard - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
Dazzle by o0-Kai-0o reviews
Pure crack. I swear I was sober, really.
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Orochimaru, Edward - Complete
Caught by Akatsuki by Cidean reviews
Sakura is in the surprise of a lifetime. Her and her team are sent on a mission. Let alone she finds the Akatsuki, but not the way she expected. They're cursed. They are also have an animal problem...rated M for language and themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,241 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Whirlpool Gelade by Animefan55 reviews
After a attack on naruto and meeting the kyuubi, naruto is given the chance of getting treasure from the kyuubi that it left in another world. NarutoX Erementar gerad Elemental Gelade Crossover
Crossover - Naruto & Elemental Gelade - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Naruto U.
The Birthday Girl by The Only Pancake reviews
Rosalie wanted to give Alice a present. So she asked permission, and Jasper wanted to watch. Alice? Well let's just say that she had one heck of a time on her eighteenth birthday. AH- Rose/Alice/Jasper. Co-write with the one and only voldemortperfumes!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,587 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Alice, Rosalie - Complete
Falling For The Enemy by angelicdisaster99 reviews
He was dying inside, loosing any reason to continue living. She was feeling alone, finding it harder to smile with each passing day. Would it be possible to awaken their dormant hearts just once more, in order to save each other? DeiSaku SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,680 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Sakura H., Deidara
Love and Sex by Ziny-DiNozzo reviews
She laughed lightly, “Haven’t you been listening?” She asked, “I need what you do best. I need passionate, hot, meaningless, no strings attached sex.” --- TIVA rated for sex...
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D.
The Holidays by kh2SR reviews
Hermione and Ginny have been dating for a while. The holidays are here and they are the only girls there. Yuri HermionexGinny. Rated M for sexual themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
A Dime A Dozen by NotAboutNightingales reviews
I'll tell you Colonel, guys like Fred are a dime a dozen at MIT." Follow-up to the episode Ex-File. McGee deals with his jealously. McAbby all the way.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,746 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Abby S., Tim M.
Skirts by Zagury reviews
Luna comforts Ginny after a long day at work.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
Can I Keep You? by freddie-4884 reviews
Abby receives a Valentine's Day request.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Abby S., Ziva D. - Complete
Pink Elephants by lunarmoth131 reviews
Sometimes those pink elephants just don't go away. Jenny/Abby, Jenny/Abby/Jethro
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,906 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Abby S., Jenny Shepard
Hers by SilverStarShine94 reviews
I'll break you," he hissed. "Can't break what's already broken." AU DeiSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,352 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Not quite Legilimency by Chibi Renamon reviews
When nightmares about the most horrible time of your life suddenly turn into something more sexual, it's time to talk. Luna/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
A successful night by BeeTheRainbowWriter reviews
Abby and Ziva have themselves a pretty successful night! It's a load of smut. I have even heightened my writing of the naughty scenes, I'm getting graphic folks! Hehe. Read and Review. One Shot.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Ziva D., Abby S. - Complete
Act Two: Heaven and hell by abtacha reviews
Sequel to ‘Three days’: They’re like fire and water… and although Nami and Robin love each other, they have to fight hard for their love. Is it a fight, they can win? Is there hope for a relationship between fire and water?
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,509 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Nami, Robin - Complete
Another Boring Evening by xspraycheese reviews
Bella is left alone while the Cullens go hunting to another boring evening...or so she thinks. Oneshot, PWP. FEMSLASH. Alice/Rosalie/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Alice, Rosalie - Complete
When Present And Future Collide by Purple-Sherlock-1985 reviews
Based off the recent movie I pictured Aaron Johnson and Georgia Groome when I worte this Lindsay kisses Robbie trying to split him and Georgia up, he and Georgia are somehow sent eight years into the future on their wedding day pairing R/G.
Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Georgia N., Robbie
Vertigo by Cynchick reviews
Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 201,198 - Reviews: 1967 - Favs: 2,088 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Fox and Toad by Thorn In Your Side reviews
The boy said, "Come hither, sensei." The sage said, "Has it occurred to you that in your desperate attempts to seduce me, you might kill me with a cardiac arrest?" JiraNaru, Part Two of Two.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
The Convergence of Dissonant Waves by CrazyNinjaPenguin reviews
Rangiku and Nanao, both fed up with their captains, volunteer to lead an expedition to the human world. In the ensuing adventure, despite their differences, a deep bond is formed. Rangiku X Nanao. yuri complete.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,750 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Nanao I., R. Matsumoto - Complete
Of Cuffs and Coworkers by bekahbabe reviews
The perks of a job requiring handcuffs. Femslash.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Abby S., Ziva D. - Complete
Lolita She Wants It by AuroraLamia reviews
I've been to eight different boarding schools in the past, but none of them were like St Trinian's and none had anyone nearly as seductive and alluring as Kelly Jones
St. Trinian's - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/23/2008
Getting Out by Manga-bird reviews
Kurumi has just left her wedding to investigate a murder with her mysterious boss Himuro, will the events that follow bring the two together? Or will it end in tragedy?
Remote - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/2/2008
A WillTaranee Story by windowgirl2005 reviews
Will and Taranee are stranded in a cave... who cares? They find their feelings for eachother... YAY Will they tell everyone? Will the team take it well? Are there some revelations?... Oh My Let's find out.
W.I.T.C.H. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,066 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Will V., Taranee C.
The Sleepover by MissHeatherMichelle reviews
The gang has a sleepover and one couple gets a little frisky at night Rated M for sexual content Gabpay and Troypay ONESHOT
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,944 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Gabriella M., Sharpay E. - Complete
Like a Moth to the Flame by The Jester Erebus reviews
Ginny watches the moon from afar, wishing that she could get closer. Ginny/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
Fatal Attraction by Angel Sciuto reviews
Abbey tries to get revenge after being scorned romantically by Cate.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Abby S., Kate T.
Hanging By A Moment by DebajoDeLaCafeina reviews
Ziva reflects on her feelings for Abby. Utterly plotless Zabby oneshot, and songfic for Lifehouse's 'Hanging By A Moment'. I wrote it in twenty minutes and in my opinion it's terrible, but reviews are still always appreciated.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Ziva D., Abby S. - Complete
Am I Not Pretty Enough? by Ameyoke reviews
Cisqua, in order to save all her friends and family, joins the bad side. Since a while back, she'd been in love with Rowen, but he on the other hand, still had his mind focused on Viro. Will Rowen rise to save her? ...Or will Cisqua kill herself in agony?
Elemental Gelade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,157 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Complete
All Around Me by Hushed Affections reviews
When her team is attacked and killed, Sakura is barely alive. With the end in sight will she finally get her heart's desire? One-shot...I don't own anything, never did, never will...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Happy Pandemonium by lullabystander reviews
The future is scary, so they don't talk about it too often, choosing, instead, to focus on the happy pandemonium of now. 50 Sentences about Kelly/Annabelle. St Trinian's. Femslash.
St. Trinian's - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Kelly J., Annabelle F. - Complete
I Hate My Hair Down, Un by Deidara's4Ever reviews
ok this was supposed to be a oneshot,well it is a oneshot just on 3 different pages.this is a graphic lemon.trust me.lemony lovers welcome!you will enjoy this,thoroughly!reveiw for me pleaze!Crack Couple XDeiXTayX TayDei OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Deidara, Tayuya
Right Kind Of Spell? by Random-Girl87 reviews
First Femslash Ever. Paige and Piper Are the only ones in the house and Paige casts and accidental spell. PiperPaige
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Paige M., Piper H. - Complete
Melody of A New Girl by katiedyd04 reviews
The young and beautiful girl Sakura Haruno starts high school at Konoha High and seems to be stealing the attention of two very attractive boys. SasuXSaku NaruXSaku Some shikaXino ok so saskue is kinda OC but in a good way XD Please review n dont flame
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,293 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Hell Hath No Fury Like Abby Sciuto by Jaina Solo2 reviews
Why was Abby so angry with Ziva when she came to NCIS? The answer is held in the past. AbbyZiva. Femslash
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,582 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Abby S., Ziva D. - Complete
A Traitor's Reward by Supreme Distraction reviews
"No, It was you who miscalculated! You should have feared me more!" If she hadn't been standing right next to Azula, Ty Lee would never have believed what she saw in the Fire Nation princess' golden eyes: hurt.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,577 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - [Mai, Azula, Ty Lee] - Complete
Spiders on Skin :: Blood, Sugar, Coal by greenovalfruit reviews
The Addams Family/NCIS x-over :: Abby's services as a babysitter are required at the Addams household. What an extraordinary fit... in more ways than one. Some violence, blood play :: femslash :: M/A :: Review please!
Crossover - NCIS & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Abby S., Morticia A. - Complete
Feeling by Aika09 reviews
Nemu/Nanao yuri smut. Glasses tossed, kisses rained down in beauteous succession.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Nemu K., Nanao I. - Complete
New Way To Train by Dragon Legend of Drake reviews
Anko is fed up with having nothing to do, angry & bored She needed some entertainment. Hinata is Annoyed that she cant seem to improve her skills and finds aid from Anko who is willing to train her to stay busy, bliss comes with a price HinaxAnko LEMONS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,400 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Anko M., Hinata H.
Turnabout by gonnabemarine reviews
And from hate to something like love, she was something Abby had to have. From resentment to something she KNEW was love, she was something Ziva yearned for, a taste of black lipstick that she just had to have. *FEMSLASH* don't like, don't read.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Abby S., Ziva D.
Sleeping on the job by Whitesaber reviews
Sometimes dreams can lead the way to something more.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Abby S., Ziva D.
Black Coffee by IrredeemableSoul reviews
I really would have never guessed in a million years, that spilling coffee on him would lead to this. [SasukeSakura]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,910 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Skin & Bones by kauzchen reviews
Tobi, Sakura, Madara. A handful of rumors. A sheet of acid rain. The silent collapse of a century and a half. And so the monster came.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,115 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Sakura H. - Complete
Trick and Treat by NelZelpher88 reviews
Its Halloween night, and McGee is the only one left without a date, so sucking up what pride he has left he stays at home watching horror movies and passing out candy to the apartment residents. But someone interrupts. Rated M for Sexual content. R& R plz
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,258 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Abby S., Tim M. - Complete
Home is Where the Heart is by nighinvisible reviews
To learn to think strategically, Sakura enlists Konoha's number one lazy bastard to teach her Shogi. After weeks of lessons, Sakura learns more than the game than she ever knew and discovers new feelings she didn't know she had.lemons,anime spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,238 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
The Horse, The Ox, And The Riceball by hollylizzy reviews
IsuzuxTohru. Rated M for later chapters. Read and review.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Rin S., Tohru H.
My Life For You by Knight In Voided Armor reviews
Sakura feels so cut off from the world... She leaves to the sand and finds happiness, in more ways then one. SakuTema Sakura x Temari
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,217 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Sakura H., Temari
Stolen by Peach Tuesday's reviews
She had stolen his hairstyle, his heart, and his pants. Troublesome. [SakuraShikamaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Burning Changes by Rain Falls So Do Dreams reviews
[Title Change]Temari hates change. So when a series of changes overtake her, one rapidly after another, she becomes angry, and takes it out on the first of these changes: Haruno Sakura. Rated M just in case. Romance, some angst, some fluff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Sakura H., Temari
Buffy's Punishment by TheBear reviews
Buffy's been bad, Time for a little Tough Love. DOMsub and Domestic Discipline
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Buffy S., Tara M. - Complete
If You Had A Second Chance by DarkChildSasumi reviews
A Story of a girl named Michicko who helps Seita & Setsuko through their struggle; bringing a bigger one for her & her family. Grave Of Fireflies with a dark lemon twist. R & R
Grave of the Fireflies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,532 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2007
I Can Taste It In Your Tears by RussianCatTragedy reviews
Orochimaru has plans for Tayuya and team. The team members are falling in love with other team members of the same sex. Will they be able to complete an assignment without going crazy over each other? Yaoi and yuri. M for Tayuya's language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Tayuya, Kin T.
Kisetsu by ravenna reviews
Seasons change along with hearts. Over the course of one year, Ashitaka and San fall apart and come together again.
Princess Mononoke - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,456 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 8/21/2005
Once Upon A September by snow-maiden13 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke's known for dominating his school, til a new girl faces him. She's Haruno Sakura & she's a fighter. Sakura receives the 'blue tag' and she officially becomes his next victim. Will she save herself from his cruelty or will she fall for him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 80,761 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 5/30/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The New Girl by Aiko Tetsuma reviews
Haruno Sakura, on her first day of Konoha High, Is endangered by Perverts! Utter Chaos! SasuSaku NaruHina OOC ShikaIno NejiTen TemaShika RR. You will only see mainly SasuSaku first few chapters.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006
Girls Will Be Girls by cinnamon neko reviews
When the Sohma boys leave for the day,Tohru and Kagura decide to make it a 'Girl's Night! But will their friendship turn into something more? Shoujo ai, kawaiiness abound! Updated 91005.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Kagura S., Tohru H.
Drawn Together by Kazu Darktoro reviews
NaminexKairi. Namine uses her dark power to lure Kairi to Castle Oblivion. However, she wants the redhead all to herself... note: First chapter was done in first person, the rest are not.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Kairi, Naminé - Complete
A Mother's Love by Koanashi reviews
Grave of the Fireflies' from the POV of Seita and Setsuko's mother's spirit. On hiatus.
Grave of the Fireflies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/28/2005 - Published: 2/3/2005
Awakening by LadyLefaye reviews
Willow has an encounter with her vampire counterpart that awakens something dark within her. Set during the episode Dopplegangland. Willow x Vampire Willow
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Willow R., Willow R. - Complete
Enemy Of My Enemy by S-Chrome reviews
Who says love can't come from hatred? Femmeslash & Slash up ahead. You've been warned.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2005 - Bonnie R., Shego - Complete
The Way She Moves by amberandwine reviews
Luna and Ginny confront their Muggle Studies teacher with visions of inappropriate thoughts. She isn't repulsed by the idea. HGLLGW, femmeslash. Warning: Slow updates!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/17/2005 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Hermione G., Luna L.
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Hide'N'Seek reviews
We're playing Hide and Seek...We're sixteen. Come on. Oh well... Willow and Tara. Self harm, Sex and Swearing. Heed the rating Kiddies. BEEN ADOPTED. SEE INSIDE!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,990 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Tara M., Willow R.
Breaking Inside reviews
One-Shot sorta songfic drabble. 'Leaving pieces of me behind, cause I feel like I'm breaking Inside'
Camp Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Caitlyn G., Mitchie T. - Complete
Noisy Cherry Tree reviews
Sakura is an adopted teen in a house full of foster kids... Need I say much more. Lots of pairings. Some characters a Lil OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Sakura H., Konan
What does it matter to you? reviews
A punch. A kick. What does it matter to you? Angst, child abuse and Character death
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Kurenai Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Akatsuki High reviews
It is inspection day at Akatsuki High. My name is Sakura Haruno and I am a state inspector for the land of Shinobi No pairings...Pitiful attempt at comedy :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Freak reviews
Freak! Freak! Get out of here Freak!" Zuki and Sakura are twin Kunoichi. One hides a terrible secret from everyone including her twin. One that will result in something that seems terrible, but is it? Story is better than summary DeiXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,435 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Deidara, Akatsuki
Kunoichi Witch? Pscha reviews
Meecha is ordinary. Sort of. Sorry I suck at summaries
Crossover - Charmed & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/5/2009
Ghost in the shell of Abby reviews
How can it be that we got thrown together? Starts as McAbby but don't be upset will blossom into Zibby/Zabby as usual
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Abby S., Ziva D.
River of Night Rain reviews
"And you are?" "My name is Kawa-No-Amaya. Though my legal name should be Uchiha Amaya. I'm your..." Wife? Mother? Sister? Who knows? Hehe. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Konan, Itachi U.
I'm not that Girl reviews
Don't wish. Don't start. Wishing only wounds the heart. Emjoy. Silly little one-shot that popped into my head. Song- I'm not that Girl Idina Menzal- Sp?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Kate T., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Pirate Shapeshifter reviews
When the Strawhats find a battered girl all locked up and adopt her into their crew strange things will end up happening. NamiXOC RobinXOC NamiXOCXRobin Yes threesome
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Nami, Robin
Immortal Flame reviews
My name is Bella Swan and I an eternally seventeen, through no choice of my own. Bella spots someone interesting and decide's to find out what feeling mortal really is. Rated for Language and Lemons
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,295 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Tayuya, Bella - Complete
The Strength of a Child reviews
The Strength of a Child is amazing. The strength of a raped fifteen year old is even more amazing. Zabby Femmeslash. Rated for Language. No Lemons. Sorry.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Ziva D., Abby S.
Crumpled reviews
Why did she go? There are somethings that medics cannot heal. KonaSaku Character death
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sakura H., Konan - Complete
The Arms of my Angel reviews
A short little Fic about Abby after Jenny died. Very depressing and Angsty. Enjoy.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Abby S., Jenny Shepard - Complete
What is this Feeling? reviews
The NCIS team is going on a week long shared vacation and Abby and Ziva are not happy about the room arrangements
Crossover - NCIS & Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Abby S. - Complete
My Dear Aizen reviews
A poem about how Momo felt after Captain Aizen's murder. Could be percieved as friendship or as a relationship
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/22/2010 - M. Hinamori, S. Aizen
Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained reviews
Should I? Shouldn't I? Sasori didn't know what he should do about Deidara. If he doesn't venture. He won't gain though. He has no Idea.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
My Angel reviews
She is gone. I had told myself that well over a thousand times. 'Spend all yor time waiting, for that second chance, for a break that will make it O.K.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Memories reviews
Christmas again. So much has changed. Sakura is remembering the last Christmas and the events that followed
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Pin drop reviews
When a girl appears on the Halliwells doorstep carrying a demon the secret she is also carrying will change the girls lives forever
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Phoebe H., Piper H.
Tears reviews
Tears. They were the one thing that Mossad agent Ziva David hated more than anything. From the day she was born she had been taught that crying was bad... In progress. Hope you like. Rated M for later chapters. Sorry I Sorta suck at summmaries
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Ziva D., Abby S.
New girl,New romance reviews
There is a new girl at Brittania high. But what happens when she falls for Lauren. Will Lauren catch or or will she fall to? Sorry i suck at summaries. DISCONTINUED!
Britannia High - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,482 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Lauren
The Mitarashi's reviews
Ela, Anko and Tayuya are orphaned Triplets and a world famous band. What happens when they go to a normal high school. Throw in a immunity card and some really wacky people. And well Disasters on its way. Pairings inside
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Anko M., Tayuya
NCINaruto reviews
A marine is killed just outside of Konoha and the NCIS team are sent to investigate but can they keep their minds on their jobs?
Crossover - Naruto & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 21 - Words: 9,043 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009
The Broken Seal reviews
Bellatrix is the new girl at Hogwarts High School and when she meets the resident wierdo Sarah something unexpected happens. No wizards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,789 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bellatrix L., OC
Little orphan seeker
set in the Huntik univers. When Sashine is caught by the police and sent to an orphanage she makes friends with Nico Robin, who later helps her find her lost friend, also a Annie crossover
Crossover - One Piece & Huntik: Secrets & Seekers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Robin
Black Swan,White Pixie reviews
Two Girls so different. But so Linked. All Human. Sorry I suck at summaries. Chapter 11 is up.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,632 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Outside looking in reviews
Saki Hanajima is the school freak. Story better than summary. Songfic. Oneshot. No pairings. Outside looking in Jordan Pruitt.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Saki H. - Complete
Morning and Midnight together at Twilight reviews
Its a Zabby ZivaXAbby story If you dont ike the pairing dont read da story I changed the rating for the Lemon in the later chapters
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Abby S., Ziva D. - Complete
Naruto the next generation reviews
its the next generation. All your fave naruto characters have grown up and have had children.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,091 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Kyo's Story
My name is Kyo Anskima. And this is my past. This was going to be a one shot but it would have been to long. Story is better than summary
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Published: 7/4/2009
Broken reviews
Broken...Dark...Black...Poison Sorry I sorta suck at summaries This story is a bit odd but please read till the end and it will make sense thankies
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Wolf soul, Human body reviews
It's about San and her families life before the begining of Princess Mononoke
Princess Mononoke - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2009
Do it all over again
Sasuke is back and Sakura would gladly do it all over again to reach this point Gomen Nasai I suck at summaries
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fragile reviews
This is short nd may seem unfinished but beieve me it is finished So plz dont say This isn't finished or this is a bad ending as it ended in the way I wanted it to
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Ziva D., Abby S.