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Joined 07-20-08, id: 1641165, Profile Updated: 09-03-11
Author has written 9 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

I'm a Christian, I love to write, read, and sing. One of my best friends is "Bella" alias Tom Felton Is SO HOTT. I love that woman to death. I am a complete nerd. Now read! And review! If you think I write something that sucks, tell me why! If you love it, tell me why! And give me ideas. I only have so much imagination...and Bells writes a totally different style, and totally different plot line!

Another very dear friend wrote this for me for my drama class earlier. She inserted some generic-ish names for me.

One thing? In the whole world? That I want? Wow. I don't think that's possible. I mean, if I could pick two or three things, or even have a specific category to choose from! No? Well, let's see. One, I would love to meet my Papa Faison. Another, I would be thrilled to know that my mom's parents could have come to my sister's graduation. Three, I would be ecstatic to be able to help my sister get a new car. Four, I would be overjoyed to believe my Papa Barker will be at my graduation...that he'd even be here for it! But, I think more than all that, the thing I want the most in the whole world, is just a place to call home. Not just a place to sleep at night, or a roof over my head, but a place where no matter what happens, I will always feel and be safe. So, the one thing in the whole world, that I, Abigail Lois Faison, want the most, is just a place to call home.

I found this on another profile, decided to pass it around. It's an obituary for a person many of us should miss greatly: Mr. Common Sense.

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

things I find on other profiles and post below:

JESUS!

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the true and living God: Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with music, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, chocoholic4eva, cool-gal95, xo.Future.Cullen.ox, MsBookWorm7, Failcullen xox, spkpoet94

"Twenty years from now you will be more dissapointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones that you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."

-Mark Twain

"I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world."

-Albert Einstein

"When it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I'm already better than them."

-Marilyn Monroe

The Stupid Test! (Put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 21 or less, than you are not stupid.) P.S. this is not a real test, just something for fun!

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were not talking.

(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.

( ) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

~total= 4

( ) You have run into a tree.

( ) It IS possible to lick your elbow

( ) You just tried to lick your elbow.

( ) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

( ) You just tried to sing them.

(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(x) You have choked on your own spit.

( ) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

( ) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

(x) People have called you slow.

~total so far= 9

( ) You have accidentally caught something on fire

( ) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

(x) You have caught yourself drooling.

( ) You’ve fallen asleep in class

( ) If someone says “fart” you laugh.

( ) You just laughed.

~total so far= 10

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking

(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

( ) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

( ) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.

~total so far= 13

( ) You have eaten a bug.

(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

~total so far= 16

( ) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

( ) You break a lot of things.

( ) Your friends know not to use big words around you

(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(x) You have fallen out of your chair before

(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

~Total all together= 19

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are weird and proud of it!

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile .

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned with being popular. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this onto your profile .

i am a girl, i am between the ages of 0 and 100

If the Jonas Brothers said breathing wasn't cool 95 percent of girls would be dead. If you would be part of the 5 percent who'd laugh their butt off at them, post this on your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle/Aeropostal told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

copyy this to your profile if you are against abortion!!

Lily Luna: Do I ever cross your mind?

Scorpius: No

Lily Luna: Do you like me?

Scorpius: No

Lily Luna: Do you want me?

Scorpius: No

Lily Luna: Would you cry if I left?

Scorpius: No

Lily Luna: Would you live for me?

Scorpius: No

Lily Luna: Would you do anything for me?

Scorpius: No

Lily Luna: Choose--me or your life

Scorpius: My life

Lily Luna runs away in shock and pain and Scorpius runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you admited that you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (how do u think i got theese?)

IF YOU BELIVE IN GOD, READ THIS!!

A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.'

The Lord led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in. In the middle of the room
was a large round table.

In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew which smelled
delicious and made the holy man's mouth water. The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful, but because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths.

The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering.

The Lord said, 'You have seen Hell. They went to the next room and
opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one. There was
the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man's mouth water. The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking.

The holy man said, 'I don't understand. It is simple said the Lord. It requires but one skill. You see, they have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only of themselves.' When Jesus died on the cross he was thinking of you!

He died for you…why not live for Him?

This is one of the saddest things ever! If you care, put this in your profile.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

this poem is sad it is about child abuse is a bad this that alot of children in the world have to deal with put this on your profile help make a differnts to help the children that have to deal with being abuse.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid backside.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Only in America, do banks have braile on the drive-thru ATMs.

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Most girls don't realise these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club (that is the best part of dating is cuddling!)

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realise These Things'

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries with you.

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

40 per cent of women have hurled footwear at a man.

I can't stand people who like Edward OR jacob.

Writing is my fix.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are and add a stereotype to the list.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a *.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling *.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a *.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI and YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
My parents/parent was or are into drinking and doing drugs, so I must drink and do drugs too.
I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.
My favorite color is pink so must be a prep who worships BARBI.
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends
I'm a LESBIAN so i Must burn in hell
I grew up with two homosexual parents, so I MUST be a homosexual too
I'm OBSESSED with fanfiction so I MUST have no life
I have been in lots of school fights, so I MUST be easily angered
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP, so I MUST have no self esteem
I wear BAGGY CLOTHES so I MUST think I'm fat
I wear FLANNEL SHIRTS so I MUST be a lesbian
I'm LESBIAN so I MUST want to dive between every girls legs and fuck her senseless

I HAVE ACNE SO I MUST BE UGLY.

I'm in THEATRE, so I MUST like attention.

never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

If you like blue copy this to your profile.

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile

Reasons why girls are the best

1. We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, free dinners, free movies... you get the point.

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people still find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30.We can have men do what we want by mearly unbuttening our shirts.

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

A mighty oak is the restult of a a nut who held its ground.

To be old and wise you must first have to be young and stupid.

ONLY IN AMERICA...

...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks

...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front

...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8

...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter

...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke

...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages

...is the word "politics" used to describe the process; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures

If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, well duh that made perfect sense. Copy this into your profile.

THIS IS A STORY ABOUT GOD. READ IF YOU BELIEVE IN HIM, AND READ EVEN IF YOU DON'T.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a line up to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

(smash) mom: what was that? you: nothing...

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

I'm sorry for not being good enough for you. I'm sorry that you would rather tear someone down, than actually try to understand what they're going through. I'm sorry that I try to remember that you have problems rather than constantly complain about how little sleep I got the night before, because another friend had a broken heart. I'm sorry that I don't let you see me cry anymore, and I'm sorry that it still hurts sometimes when I remember why. I'm sorry that you don't seem to realize that just because I'm not talking to you, it does not mean that I'm ignoring you. I'm sorry that I am not enough. But I am not sorry for trying to change who I am to satisfy you. I'm sorry you think I should, and that apparently, you are insecure enough that if someone tried to change your self and personality, you would let them.

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The Family He Deserves by Lady Elizabeth of New York reviews
Au. Harry's parents survive to be a family. Watch as Harry grows with James, Lily, Sirius and Remus by his side.
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First time losing by SkyeElf reviews
Katniss has an odd feeling in her stomach, it's their baby... Moving. She calls for Peeta. This is an argument she won't win.
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"We're going to be amazing parents," he begins slowly. "Real or not real?" My fears begin to wash away. Peeta's right, of course. "Real," I tell him, as my lips curve upwards. A Peeta/Katniss pregnancy one-shot. Post-Mockingjay.
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Realization by obsessedchick15 reviews
After Lucy, Edmund and Eustace have left, Caspian realizes that he can't marry Lilliandil. He may be in love, but not like before. Will Aslan bring back the Pevensies before Caspian lives out his life without an heir? bad at summaries. first fanfic...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 190,260 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Caspian X, Susan Pevensie
Next Generation: Family by CarlieCullenBlack reviews
Sequel to Next Generation-Together** Jake and Nessie are married now follow them on their journey as they take over the pack? Will the Volturi exact revenge for the lost guard? Will Em & Rose welcome a son or daughter? Continue the journey & find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,500 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Unrequited Love? by FanFicZareefe reviews
Post-VDT; movieverse; Susan/Caspian. Susan's siblings hate seeing their sister suffer with this depression. Aslan said she would never return, but even he admitted before that the deep magics work in ways no one would ever understand. S/C, E/L, P/OC, L/OC
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,210 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Susan Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
A Gryffindor and His Lioness by emilyswain reviews
Several bonds exist between Scorpius Malfoy and Lily Luna Potter: they aren't their parents nor do they care to be, although they love them. As they each enter Hogwarts, their choices changes preconceived notions and their lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,646 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M.
The Inquisitor's Son by jinxdoll reviews
Scorpius Malfoy is the sole survivor of a brutal attack that takes the lives of both his parents, leaving him an orphan in world where he already feels like an outcast. Post DH-epilogue story with the second generation characters and minimal OC involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 70 - Words: 242,222 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Scorpius M., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Forgotten Past, Unfolding Future by IonaPen reviews
'Aro's eyes narrowed."She is absolutely unique. Her future can only be guessed at."' What if Alice hadn't found Nahuel in Breaking Dawn? What would the Volturi have done without proof that Renesmee wouldn't turn into a monster? Alternate ending to BD!x
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 55,920 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
My Dad's a Werewolf by RedHal reviews
Post DH. Harry tells Teddy of Remus' condition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,016 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Harry P., Teddy L. - Complete
Devil's Kiss by runningYODA reviews
Lily Potter is looking forward to her new year at Hogwart except for one thing, Scorpius Malfoy. Lily can't stand the sight of him until one day, Scorpius is going to help Lily in a way that he never knew he would.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,742 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Chances by jamespotterthefirst reviews
ONE SHOT. L/J fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/14/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Perfect Enemy by IvoryMoonlight reviews
Caspian and Susan have a midnight sword-fight practise. Sort of...!SUSPIAN! Just a little one-shot that takes place after PC movie. Dedicated to one of my lovely followers maddie-babz1993. Please Read&Review!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Caspian X, Susan Pevensie - Complete
My One and Only by CullenCrazy1918 reviews
Renesmee is growing up; she's going down many paths and making many decisions, but will she find the path with her soul mate on it? Or does she believe she must keep her feelings for Jake buried for the sake of their friendship?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 88 - Words: 197,277 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
A Gift Only She Could Give by Lover of Narnia reviews
It's Caspian birthday, and everyone has planned a party for him. He's having such a wonderful time with his family, but there is really only one gift that he truly wants that only one woman can give.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Caspian X, Susan Pevensie
That's me, Mr Peace Maker! by Wolfpire94 reviews
Seth's POV - Renesmee has just received a letter from Cambridge University, inviting her to take part in an induction month there. Jacob isn't happy about letting her go on her own, unprotected, seeing as someone from the Volturi is 'hunting' Renesmee...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,780 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Seth, Jacob - Complete
Bliss by jamespotterthefirst reviews
ONE SHOT. Fluff. Lily and James' first date.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/31/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Midnight Sky: The Sequel by Brooklynn Marie reviews
Jacob and Nessie and separated from their family and are living in Canada, about to have their first child. A view of their life after the Volturi are defeated. Sequel to The First Sunrise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 45,468 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
A Kiss Before Farewell by Lover of Narnia reviews
Preparing for the parade in celebration of the crowing of King Caspian X, Queen Susan has difficulties. Not just with the corset strings of her dress, but with the lacing of her heart. A young man appearing at her door gives them both a chance for a kiss
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Susan Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
Renesmee and Jacob 5 Years Later by Wolfpire94 reviews
This is another alternate ending. This is the day of Renesmee and Jacob's wedding, with a couple of surprises along the way...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
The Hamburger Cake by Delle Tuh reviews
Claire wants the Hamburger Cake. Quil can't help but oblidge her. A story for my birthday. No warnings.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
He Had Gray Eyes by Cloudsong reviews
I had always lived in my cousin Rose's shadow. She was older, prettier, and much more popular than me. Though she was my only friend, when I was younger, I never really could get over the fact that I was the smaller version of her in every way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,139 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Renesmee and Jacob 43 Years Later by Wolfpire94 reviews
Renesmee and Jacob are married and now have two children. Renesmee just recently had their first daughter Sapphire and today is the first time everyone is going to see her. I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT OR THE TWILIGHT SAGA OR ANY OF IT!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
The Lost Nineteen Years by TheDoc811 reviews
What happened in that 19 year gap? Harry/Ginny with some Ron/Hermione. Slightly AU. Starts right after the Final Battle. CHAPTER 17 UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,211 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
I Promise by Cardboard Fox reviews
James shows Lily the beauty of a storm. Fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/3/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Daddy and His Little Girl by BellatrixTonks67 reviews
A collection of small drabbles about Harry and his favorite girl, Lily. Small sweet moments that define a life long relation ship between father and daughter. I hope you enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Harry P., Lily Luna P.
Daddys Poem by HeHeProductiions reviews
Nessie School Is Having A Special Day Today ' Daddy's Day' But Edward Dies At War & This Is What Nessie Says At School About Edward & How Bella Reacts Sad Poem Makes You Want To Cry All Human One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Harry Potter and TGTL: Fourth Year by KappaIota reviews
Sequel to Harry Potter and the Godfather that Lived. AU Fourth Year with Harry facing the Tri-Wizard Tournament, his first crush, Voldemort's return and an overprotective guardian. As with the original, will include teen discipline themes/adult language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 107,465 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Are You Cross? by Angelauthor14 reviews
Harry is rescued from the Dursleys at the age of four and is raised by Sirius and Remus. A childhood that Harry deserved! Lots of bonding as Harry begins to trust Sirius and Remus. First fic, so please review. WARNING: DURSLEY ABUSE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 126,051 - Reviews: 1904 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B.
I'm Already There by lilyxoxoscorpius reviews
Lily and Scorpius deal with being apart while he's on a mission. Based on Lonestar's song "I'm Already There"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Scorpius M., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Tears Like Rain by Delle Tuh reviews
A Nessie and Jacob One-Shot. 'To weep is to make less the depth of grief.'
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Harry Potter and the Godfather that Lived by KappaIota reviews
Sirius is acquitted when Peter is not allowed to escape. He fulfills his promise to give Harry a home. However, Harry has never had a father and Sirius may be in over his head. Later chapters will contain strong language and discipline of a teen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 103,029 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Enough by Caitlin Alice reviews
Bella moves in with Charlie after her mother and Phil are killed in a car accident But old habbits die hard with Charlie. Will her new bio partner edward be able to find out her secret and save her. BPOV and EPOV all human. Rubbish @ sums. take a chance?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,261 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Like a Queen by DukeBrymin reviews
-"If you were with me, I'd treat you like a queen." With that provocative statement from Harry, Ginny's ride on the Hogwarts Express turns into perhaps the most important journey of her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,345 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Dance by Ginny's Biggest Fan reviews
Occasionally, cliched romance isn't so bad. Especially when it means magic and a certain green-eyed wizard is involved. HG Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Come Closer by Edwardalltheway reviews
Ginny and Harry when they are married. It's fluff, but fluff is what makes life... fluffy. Very technical, aren't I?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Joyce of the House of Dreams by violingrl18 reviews
Joyce Ford is the daugther of Rilla Blythe and Ken Ford. Set in 1939 on the eve of WWII, she learns of her namesake and many other wonderful stories from her grandmother Anne Blythe. Please read & review. I don't own the characters or the story! :
Anne of Green Gables series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2007
Teaching in the Future by RedHal reviews
A couple of years after the class of 1980 graduated Hogwarts, James, Lily, and Sirius are asked to teach DADA.There is a catch though. They are to teach in 1998. So, Dumbledore sends them into the future to teach Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,927 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Complete
Opportunities of Circumstance by MrIntel reviews
When Harry and Ginny are trapped together in a blizzard, will either take the opportunity to say how they really feel? One-shot ficlet with gobs of fluff. Make sure to brush your teeth after reading!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,728 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/13/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Crush by FF Queen reviews
Harry and Ginny fluff...Well what do you expect?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2002 - Ginny W., Harry P.
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What if? reviews
What if James and Lily didn't die? What if Riddle never went bad? Okay, I know there are a lot of stories like this, and it would change a lot more than we give credit for, but I wanted to see where this took me.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,241 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 3/26/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Do You Love Me? reviews
A short fluff piece of Scorpius Malfoy proposing to Lily Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M. - Complete
After Jacob and Renesmee reviews
Formerly known as Jacob and Renesmee: The Family Side; I realized I couldn't do much in J/N with this story, so I moved it to Brady/OC. Same story, different name and pairing
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,139 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Brady
Letters reviews
Okay, this is a little thing I put together for if Lily had known about Peter, and tried to go to Voldemort to stop him. It's just a couple letters to each of the loyal marauders and Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
How Could You? reviews
My first real fanfic, Harry looks for Ginny after going to the Headmaster's office, not to the commons room. It also follows them for the next 19 years. I need some ideas. Rating has changed. Disclaimer--I own nothing. My creativity only goes so far.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,990 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Marry Me? reviews
My first piece of fluff. Harry finally proposes to Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Where is he? reviews
Nessie and Jake get into a fight, a visitor comes for Nessie...thanks Bells for being a wonderful sister and beta! Disclaimer: I own nothing!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Talking reviews
After the Final Battle, Harry and Ginny start talking about things...it's just a one-shot conversation, not a huge fanfiction
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Pain reviews
I didn't write it for this, but one of my friends thought it worked for it. Bella after Edward left in New Moon, but in 3rd person
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete