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#1. Horse Slaughter is WRONG!if you disagree them message me.
#2. All Animal Abuse is Wrong!
#3. Abuse is WRONG! report abuse!
I am a horse crazy person! I love horses more than people, sad i know, but hey that's just me. I am an animal lover. I think that animal abuse is horrible and wrong. I am a reader. I love the Twilight Sega, though they are not my fave. I wish Jasper was mine but don't we all?!(oh and i head voices in my head, though sadly they are only my own, so it can sometimes get boring in there, but we have have a good time in ther most of the time. we mull over twilight related problems. but, and i know i will probably get yelled at about this(cower in corner) but i don't care, i think that Vanyel Ashkevron is the hottest thing in the universe (so what if hes gay!)
Pets: I have a dog, Luna, that i LOVE to death! I kinda have a cat but not really(becuse she allows you to pet her you know the type that think they rule the world?), and i am currently OWN (yey i finaly got him as of 11/18/2008!) a horse named Big Bird.
Luna: Luna is my adorable mutt, i think she is a German Shepard, Italian greyhound mix, but that's just my guess.
Big Bird: Big Bird is a chestnut Thoroughbred, never been raced, lazy ,stubborn, sweetheart, love him to death. HIs pic is my avatar.
Randomness, yay ;P:
If you know the answer to life, the universe, and everything, copy and paste this to your profile. (Yeah, It's called Edward Cullen)
If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character so that you could steal his/her fictional boyfriend. Copy and paste.
If you have ever tripped over air. (yah thats me) copy and paste
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree.
Who art in Forks,
Hallowed be thy sparkles.
Thy Volvo comes, thy will be fast,
On Earth as it is in the meadow.
Give you this day, our daily blood;
Forgive us our heartbeats,
As we worship Carlisle for giving you life.
Lead us into temptation,
Deliver us to you.
For thine is the vampire,
The music and the hotness,
For ever and ever,
Jasper Hale made every girl want a bloodthirsty vampire instead of a knight in shining armor.
I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms
You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!
Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.
All of the below are so true they are scary, and kinda sad at the same time cuse there soo true:
If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele.
If you throw a fit when someone says the Twilight characters aren't real, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.
If you are willing to admit that you are absolutely in love with Japer Hale, a completely fictional character...copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consectutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile
If you have deja vu a lot, copy this into your profile.
If you probably have a body in your closet, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you have an MP3 and love rocking out to it, post on profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.
If you think the Cullens should have their own theme music :o) Copy this to your Profile
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.
If you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your vampire boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting “Die, squirrel beasts, die!”, copy this into your profile.
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Jasper Whitlock Hale Cullen, copy this into your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Jasper, copy this into your profile.
If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Jasper Whitlock is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you have a friend that scares you when they have sugar, do not copy this into your profile
"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns
"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage, Mythbusters
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" –Unknown
"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown
"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."-Unknown
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." --Will Rogers
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." –Unknown
"Perfection is a waste of time." --Kim De Coite
"The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable." –Unknown
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein
That is the truest sign of insanity--insane people are always sure they are fine. It is only the sane people that are willing to admit that they are crazy." --Nora Ephron
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning." --Rich Cook
“You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.” – Unknown
“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown
“Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown
"A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." ~Herm Albright
"Dance my little puppets, Dance!" – God
We're on a bridge CCHHAARRLLIIEE.
We are going to Candy Mountain Cchhaarrlliiee! A land of sweets and joy... and joyness.
Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!
It's a Leoplurodon Cchhaarrlliiee. A magical Leoplurodon
"There's no such thing as a stupid question, until you ask it." -That-Guy-With-The-Glasses
When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you!
Woman: But would you stay there??
I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
I used to hate it when aunts and grandmas, used to come up to me at weddings and pinch my cheeks and say "Your next" "Your next". Well they stopped doin that crap when i started to do it to them at funerals.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
ur parents lied. ur not special. ur just stupid.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head
Pass it on...
Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
"Love your enemies! It really pisses them off"
"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
Jasper Hale I love you! Oops! Did I say that out loud?
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead...
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
Guys:All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile
The few people who would die laughing if the newest fashion was not breathing are brilliant
Good friends give you a ride. Close friends buy you a car. Best friends are the getting-away-from-the-scene-of-the-crime driver.
We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really good at one thing, staying strong.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.
Guns don't kill people. I do.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
"They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?"
"When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kinda wanted to be a VAMPIRE."
my imaginary friend doesn't like you either
i hate it wen the voices argue wit my imaginary friends
My imaginary friend thinks you have issues
The voices in my head tell me to kill you
I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.
I’ve got problem for your solution…
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet
One way to figure out how things work: push all the buttons!
Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."
AV is Addicted to Vampires
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!
I could tell you what happened in the first chapter of Breaking Dawn, but then I would have to kill you.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!
I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow
To put it nicely, I hope you choke
"True love is when you don't want to sleep because real life is so much better than a dream"
I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
True love isn't free, but i'd pay anything to have it
If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.
Don't take it personally.. but you smell like an ice cube
Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
If you think Japer Whitlock Hale is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Japer, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile BUT, IF u think that Vanyel Ashkevron is the hottest thing in the universe(even though hes gay, who cares!) add this to your profile. If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Jasper Whitlock Hale Cullen, copy this into your profile. If whenever you see or hear the name "Jasper" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever fallen down the stairs and laughed because it's something Bella would do and then cried because Japer wasn't there to catch you, copy and paste this in to your profile.
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
Vanyel Ashkevron: More Awsome Than You Since Forever
Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You Since 1901
Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You Since 1916
Rosalie Cullen: Better Than You Since 1916
Alice Cullen: Quikier Than You Since 1901
Bella Swan: Danger Magnet since 1987
A good friend or a best friend!
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend puts your phone # in their phone. A best friend knows it by heart, and prank calles you at 2 am.
A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.
Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions
Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away
Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me
Friend: Will bail me out of jail
Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up"
Friend: Asks me for my number
Best friend: Asks me for her number
Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place
Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.
Best Friends: Are 4 Ever
ONE FOR THE GIRLS!
(1) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "i'll miss you..."
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And
Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death. AMEN
(3) Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
(4) Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor, or sadly, gay (:'()
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
the definition of love is Vanyel+Tylende/Stephen
Try Not To Cry:
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm sradishing to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away
I'm the kinda girl
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of adead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's.
I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life.
I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it
I win! Even if you think that you win you don't because I do in my super awesome power!
See, I'm weird, which is normal for me but being normal for me is weird which I am normally meaning that technically I'm normal because that's weird for me and I am weird. Get it?
Yeah? Well... I don't have a comeback!
100 Truths fill out capy and paste
Last beverage → Apple Juice
Last phone call → My Mom
Last song you listened to → Carnival Town
Last time you cried→ When my Grandpa died
Last text message → uh huh
HAVE YOU EVER:
Dated someone twice → No
Been cheated on →No
Kissed someone & regretted it → nope
Lost someone special→ Yeah. .
LIST THREE FAVOURITE COLORS:
Green, Black, Red
IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU:
Made a new friend → no
Fallen out of love → no
Laughed until you cried → Yes
Met someone who changed your life → no
Found out who your true friends were → I always have known that
Have you kissed anyone on your friend's list → no
How many people on your friends list do you know in real life → all
How many kids do you want to have → adopted twins
Do you have any pets → A dog, and a Horse!
Do you want to change your name → it would be interesting but no
What did you do for your last birthday → worked
What time did you wake up today → 6:00 am
What were you doing at midnight last night → sleeping
Name something you CANNOT wait for→ finding true love
Last time you saw your father→ this morning
What's one thing you wish you could change→ to many to count
Have you ever talked to a person named Tom →No but i do talk to a cat named Tom
What's getting on your nerves right now → annoying things
Most visited web page → yahoo, and fanfiction
Zodiac sign → Gemini
Elementary/middle/high school → High school
Hair color → Blonde with purple underside
Long or short → longish
Are you a freak→ at times u becha
Height → 5'10
What do you like about yourself → My eyes
Piercings → just ear lobe
Tattoos → None yet give me time
Righty or lefty → LEFTY! (go leftys!)
First surgery → I was 7
First piercing → My ears.
First best friend → when I was 3 months
First sport you joined → softball
First pet→ a cat
First vacation → to Disneyland
First concert →Paramore
First crush→ none
Eating → popcorn.
Drinking → apple juice.
I'm about to → read fanfic
Waiting → for tomorrow so I can ride my horse
YOUR FUTURE :
Want kids? Yes.
Want to get married? I hope
Careers in mind? Horse trainer or vet
WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX? :
Lips or eyes → Eyes.
Hugs or kisses → hugs
Shorter or taller → Taller.
Older or Younger→ younger.
Romantic or spontaneous → romantic.
Sensitive or loud → sensitive.
Hook-up or relationship → Relationship.
Trouble-maker or hesitant → I guess trouble-makers.
HAVE YOU EVER :
Kissed a stranger → no
Lost glasses/contacts → nope
Ran away from home → thought about it
Broken someone's heart → no
Been arrested → No.
Turned someone down → Yes. (the guy was a total creep)
Cried when someone died → Yes. .
Liked a guy/girl friend → no
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
Yourself → no sometimes I feel I'm not good enough
Love at first sight → Yes.
Heaven → I believe heaven is what u make it
Santa Claus → Once
Kiss on the first date → Depends.
Angels → Yes.
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY :
Is there one person you want to be with right now → no.
Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time → no
Do you believe in God? →yes to a point
Posting this as 100 Truths? → Yes.
Books i recomend: I have read ALOT of books and i only recomend the best of the best
The Last Herlad-Mage series (BEST BOOKS EVER!)
Twilight (gasp i know its not first, cuse theres better books)
Really anything by Mercades Lackey (great author)
Incident At The Barn:
Rachels human eyes:
Truck(imagine Black with neon green stripe down side):