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Joined 07-21-08, id: 1641469, Profile Updated: 03-09-20
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

april 2013: yeah nope, i'm almost exclusively a slash shipper now and that means that i won't be able to finish my old stuff - i mean it's so vanilla. urgh. i'm contemplating whether to take it down or not. it's so embarrasing that i once shipped dramione... urrrggh.

juli 2014: how the fuck do you delete this stupid account?

october 2014: i'm chais_cigarettes_and_cumberbatch on AO3. go read my fanfiction if you like slash.

march 2020: AO3 is better than this place.

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Bound and Determined by Coconut Girl reviews
Follow up to "The Sweetest Revenge". Percy and Pansy have been married for ten years when the unthinkable happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,244 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/29/2020 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Percy W., Pansy P.
A Home for Christmas by TheMightyFlynn reviews
Marcus Flint never expected to run into Oliver Wood ever again. He is kind of glad he did, though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,376 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/14/2018 - Percy W., Oliver W., Marcus F., Charlie W. - Complete
You Spin Me Round by tedddylupin reviews
The fast paced world of Quidditch means that romantic feelings have no place in the heads of the players, but what happens when one Oliver Wood can't seem to stop thinking about his old rival, and what happens when Marcus Flint refuses to admit his true feelings?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,296 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/11/2017 - Published: 9/3/2017 - [Oliver W., Marcus F.] Alicia S., Adrian P.
Try Me by Doodleflip reviews
Pansy x Percy drabble set 5 years after Hogwarts. In which Pansy visits Percy's office, and nothing inappropriate happens (this time).
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2017 - Percy W., Pansy P.
It's Never Too Late (To Leave Old Pictures in the Past) by Sociially-Diisoriiented reviews
Oliver had never expected to work for the Ministry. After Hogwarts, spurned by his lover and rejected by the Quidditch pro-league, he turned to alcohol and gratuitous sex. Oliver had never expected to apply to the new sky Auror division, to enjoy the work and find himself moving on. Of course, Oliver had never counted on meeting his past there, of all places. (MF/OW).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,010 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2015 - [Oliver W., Marcus F.] - Complete
Precious Things by Sunshinecackle reviews
After a brutal game against Ravenclaw, all Oliver Wood wants to do is rest and ice his wounds. Marcus Flint, however, has an entirely different idea on how to enjoy Gryffindor's win.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2015 - [Oliver W., Marcus F.] Jason S. - Complete
Keeping up with the Malfoys by Vendelin reviews
Harry and Draco are asked to give up their entire lives for a Ministry job. Moving to America and posing as a professional Quidditch player seem like minor details, when they realise that they have to get married. To each other. EWE. Full summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 150,981 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 1,466 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Wayward Owls and Pub Hunts by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,997 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 2,486 - Follows: 230 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mark of Montague by Luckylily reviews
She gave a slight cry as her hands skimmed over her hips. She glanced down, for the first time noticing the fresh bruises there. Bruises in the shape of finger prints. His finger prints. His marks. Had she left any on him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 134,688 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 6/14/2004 - Angelina J., G. Montague - Complete
Enclosed by DistractionPie reviews
Marcus Flint and Oliver Wood. In a box. This could get interesting or dangerous... or strange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Oliver W., Marcus F. - Complete
Random Act of Kindness by luvscharlie reviews
Former Gryffindors do not give former Slytherins gifts for no reason, do they? Percy Weasley/Pansy Parkinson
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Pansy P., Percy W. - Complete
Vignettes: Marcus Flint and Oliver Wood by Celestial Chaos reviews
Just a collection of seven short, separate fictions that I wrote for a community on livejournal called 7spells. These all revolve around Marcus Flint and Oliver Wood. They contain slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,039 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Marcus F., Oliver W. - Complete
Of Jealousy by WildChipmunkofYonder reviews
Viktor Krum's arrival at Hogwarts sparks interest in Oliver Wood. Consequently, it also sparks jealousy in Marcus Flint. AU Slash Marcus/Oliver with a surprise pairing at the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Marcus F., Oliver W. - Complete
The Sweetest Revenge by Coconut Girl reviews
Desperate to fulfill her arranged marriage with an unwilling Draco, Pansy comes up with a clever scheme to snag him, but things do not go according to plan. PansyxPercy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,840 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Pansy P., Percy W. - Complete
From the Playground to the Castle by ForbiddenTreasures reviews
They never could seem to get away from each other. From the playground to the castle they were cursed with the other's presence. One could almost wonder if it were intentional.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,097 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Blaise Z., Luna L. - Complete
Beginning by redcandle reviews
Oliver thinks Quidditch is all he has in life until Marcus shows him otherwise. OliverMarcus. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Oliver W., Marcus F. - Complete
Love : Passion by Moirae333 reviews
Marcus Flint feels nothing for Oliver Wood, but every night Oliver leaves the Slytherin dorms. Oliver Wood is better than Marcus Flint, but only if Marcus says so. Warning: male slash! Macus x Oliver
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Oliver W., Marcus F. - Complete
Shades of Grey by Ginevieve reviews
Sometimes it takes a big change to let you see past the silly little squabbles of life. Oliver Wood and Marcus Flint reflect at Cedric Diggory’s gravesite.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/2/2003 - Oliver W., Marcus F. - Complete
Mr. Storyteller by Silvia Kundera reviews
Marcus Flint/Oliver Wood. Marcus sits down and plays his hand again and again. And it's fairly obvious how much I love them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,521 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Published: 8/19/2002
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Drabbles: Luna Lovegood and Blaise Zabini reviews
Drabbles, not necessarily chained. Luna/Blaise. Read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Blaise Z., Luna L.
Sweet reviews
A little Christmas Drabble for all you Luna/Blaise shippers out there :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Luna L., Blaise Z. - Complete
Unacceptable reviews
She was unacceptable... but there he was. Standing in her flat, feeling slightly affected by her smiles and sparkly eyes. Adrian Pucey x OC. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Adrian P., OC - Complete
I Won't Tell reviews
Parvati is upset. Blaise happens to walk in on her crying. What happens next? Read and review! Written for XxrandomxX. Blaise x Parvati ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Parvati P., Blaise Z. - Complete
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