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helooo everyone,

I'm Paulina, as you may know.

"Pauline the weena" is a nickname some of my cousins used to give me and i couldn't think of anything else..lol sounds stupid..well it is

I love reading..of course..

I'm very random and weird. I'm very observant. And paranoid.

I like writing stories very much. It's very soothing and gives that "I actually accomplished something" feeling.

1-Twilight-by Stephenie Meyer..I read each of the book a few times. I have a hard time deciding which one is my favorite. In Twilight, I like the struggles Bella and Edward go through. With Edward having a hard time trying not to suck Bella's blood..and Bella having a hard time staying away from a bloodsucking, could end her life, extremely dangerous, flawless, and gorgeous bloodsucking-vampire. In New Moon, I don't enjoy Bella being depressed and lonely-maybe even a bit suicidle-I find it hard to believe that everything would go along perfectly, even though that wouldn't be so bad either. There's always conflict in book, because without conflict, there would be no book, without conflict there would be no life. We can't live the same way we do everyday, doing the same things, expecting the same outcomes. Stephenie Meyer decided to make one of the major conflicts taking up an entire book. No one was expecting it. Everything is predictable now-a-days. Although it was sad and a huge downer, there was a huge relief when you see that this all happened because of their love for one another. Edward was trying to protect Bella by leaving her. When Jasper attacked her-just because of a measly paper cut-Edward realized that this is too good to be true-a vampire and a human falling for one another. So he left her leaving her to think he doesn't want and possibly doesn't love her anymore. This is where Jacob comes into play. This also shows that it is possible for Bella to love someone other than her first and true love. She surely doesn't love Jacob as much as Edward-as far as we know-but she still does love Jacob. I believe within time, a lot more time, Bella might have been able to move on. She would've forgotten about Edward-it's kind of hard to when he's the first vampire you've met-but she probably could have moved on, with Jacob. But, of course, Bella and Edward came back together. Although this may seem predictable, Bella does still love Jacob, which leaves conflicts that we probably can't figure out. Stephenie Meyer is very surprising and creative that it leaves readers wanting more. Sometimes I enjoy reading New Moon because most of us can relate-or related- to Bella at one point in our lives and it shows that no matter how bad things can get, there's other things to cheer us up. In Eclipse, it shows the stories behind myths we never knew of and most of us were wondering about. Also, there's more of that unpredictable Jacob and Edward conflict. It's also very witty at times and it's good to see that with all the danger around everyone, they can still have a good laugh.Of course I adore Edward and Bella, but in Eclipse I start to warm up to Alice. OMG TWILIGHT.

ok it came out

tear..last book

i wont ruin it for you who haven't read it

You know what I've noticed about myself? This may sound weird but i sort of become the characters when I'm very into them and sort of act like them. For example-when I get angry I growl, I notice I'm saying "Er.." when I'm thinking or "sure, sure" when people ask me questions. I also am more paranoid about many things and I'm prettyyy sure the delivery guy at my work is a vampire..I warned you that I'm weird so sorry if that freaked you out..hehe

bwhahahaha

Well that's what I'm working on.

DAMN I just noticed that that's a lot to read..well yea you don't have to read all of it obviously..i haven't even reread it myself

I'm not sure of the titles yet and I'll pretty sure the first chapter of Twlight will be coming out first. it's called Envy btw

I also currently have-

Forbidden Love-One of my favorites..this is where Emmett is the single one but Edward still finds 'interest' in Bella. And it's Forbidden Love because Edward is with Rosalie and Bella might be with someone as well..

Broken-Bella has a half-sister who..smells..like her.

Envy-Not doing so good with this one considering it was my first story. I most likely won't continue on with it since I, personally, don't like the storyline.

Twilight gone Wild-All of the Twilight characters are just goofy and mean and honest in this one hehe. I enjoy this one very much.

Irresistible-Edward's a player. Bella's not. Ooo this one is, by a landslide, my most popular story...probably because I put most of my effort into it.

Nothing More-This is my newest one. It's when Edward comes back and he's too late so Bella just wants to have him as a friend-nothing more.

Don't expect it so soon because I'm very picky..that could have several meanings..

As you can see I like to underline, bold, and italicize everything.. yay!

So when they do come out, please read and review!

CLOTHING PHOTOS FROM CHAPTER 14 OF IRRESISTIBLE-

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midnight flares- http://www.ae.com/web/browse/product.jsp?catId=cat90040&productId=prod3410129

mini duffel- http://www.ae.com/web/browse/product.jsp?catId=cat90040&productId=prod3390018

BLAH BLAH BLAH RANDOM THINGS

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. (Yay bread!)

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. (It's true. I'm that 2 percent)

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. (ALWAYS happens to me)

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. (Definitely cooler than being cool!)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. (I get confused sometimes...they shouldnt both start with p!)

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. (I WILL become one)

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball, copy this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have ever spent hours just thinking about Twilight and alternate situations copy and past this on your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

okay all of those are COMPLETELY true about me.

Yes, I'm weird. Yes, you love it.

OTHER RANDOM THINGS

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up. (SOO TRUE)

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. (Everyone tells me i'm not cool so I MUST be hot :))

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man. (Curse you and your amazing writing skills!)

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton (Wow...)

I hear voices, and they don't like you. (But they like me!! MWhahaha)

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems. (And so do my other friends...that are also imaginary...I HAVE NO FRIENDS WAAAAA haha ok i'm donee)

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Two Can Tango by Angelznight3000 reviews
Bella has gotten herself into another Alice scheme: Tango lessons. She ends getting an unlikely partner, Edward, her dance instructor. Read as they cross the thin line between student and teacher. R&R All Human, All real Drama
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,684 - Reviews: 1706 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Edward, Bella
Prep by casabellax reviews
Bella Swan. Generic small town girl with her own way of going about things. Riverside Prepatory School. Snarky girls and drama are just the tip of the iceberg. Edward Cullen... enough said. OOC/AU/AH RATED FOR SMALL LEMON S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,806 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Titanic: A Bella and Edward story by xoxo41 reviews
The year is 1912, and it is the Titanic's maiden voyage. Bella is a rich girl while Edward is a poor man. What happens when two lives collide? A bit OOC because Bella is rich and Edward isn't. Not a Jack and Rose story! All human! R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,376 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Reason Why by frenchfrylurva reviews
Dreamland This is a take on what happens after Dreamland. Caitlin finally got her life back on track, but it just isn't the same without him there with her.
Someone Like You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,807 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 1/12/2008
Wilting by GuineaPigBarbie reviews
So, this is my life, a childish game. Ruled by God, damned by fate. A game of love and lost." AU/Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,530 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008
Check Yes, Juliet by elleindie reviews
In her freshman year of college, can Bella Swan get past the brutal first stages of awkwardness and trust issues with Edward Cullen, or will her sheltered past prevent her from moving forward? AU, ALL-HUMAN. HELP ME DECIDE whether I should keep writing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,456 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Stay Through The Night by MizAlleyCat reviews
Worried about her sister's involvement with Edward Cullen, Isabella attempted to tackle him about it & for her pains found herself virtually kidnapped aboard his yacht & if she didn't co-operate, he would ruin her father. What would she do now? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 53,081 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mistakes Happen by Rossie reviews
Oh joy, the War Hero's were back. What was it about Edward Cullen? It was almost as if he has something to hide. Its probably nothing compared to what I've got hidden. No one will know. That'll never happen again.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 64,046 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Step At A Time by ScarletRubie reviews
Nessie is 16 and has a chance at trying out the 'normal life' but as always secrets are told and things happen, many surprises are ahead for her but is she really ready for it? nessieXjacob Full summary inside -toodles.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 81,915 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
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Twilight Gone Wild reviews
Twilight characters express their true feelings. Humor. Rated T for language!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 8,877 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Irresistible reviews
Edward is a player. And Bella is new at Forks High School. She won't tolerate his man-whoreish ways-no matter how hard he tries. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,299 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella
Forbidden Love reviews
What happens when Edward in the beginning is paired up with Rosalie? Will Bella and Edward still fight for each other with others in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,740 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Bella
Invisible reviews
Bella has a terrible job at 'The Grill' and lives with her single mother, fighting to live off the little money she makes. But when a certain boy comes to visit her at her job, she has something to look forward to. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,694 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Bella
Nothing More reviews
When Edward came back, it was too late. Bella had already fallen in love with Jacob. But Bella wants to keep Edward in her life as friends...nothing more.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Bella
Broken reviews
Bella has a long lost sister she never knew about. Although they’re only half-sisters, they share one particular similarity-the trait that attracted Edward to Bella. This is in Bella and Edward's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,007 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
Envy reviews
The continued version of eclipse. What happens when Jacob interferes with Bella and Edwards marriage? Jacob may not be the only jealous one..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Bella
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