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Joined 07-21-08, id: 1642154, Profile Updated: 11-18-12
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Bleach, and Vampire Knight.

I must of wrote this when I was 14. I have grown considerably since then. This is pretty funny. Funny how inserted my rudimentary drug use. I have had quite the experience with most so I know now that I do not advocate nor condone any such use.

P.S.- I actually called it pot and I've never huffed so I have no idea why I put that down.

Hi I'm Ally! WILL BETA WILL ACCEPT BETAS PLZ

Age: Younger than you think. It's not like I'm ten or anything it's just that if I were to say my age people wouldn't take me as seriously. Everyone of my peers are complete idiots, which is why I won't disclose my age.

Sex: I was born into a lolita faced body, that is tall and has a cutting board for a chest but rivals Kim Kardashian in the back. My mind is that of a butchy bisexual man.

Sexi-ness: 100... Please don't hold that against me. Haha

Hmm... I've noticed that a lot of people on this site are drug free. I'm not promoting anything by all means it's just that how can you bag on something you've never tried. You can skip this step I guess, now I'm contradicting myself...good job Ally. Brava.

Anywho. Alcohol- Not a good idea. Trust me from expierience it will have you puking out your brains and not remembering anything. You will make a complete fool out of yourself and worry if you did anything that can't be undone. Sure the feeling's great... at first, but then you think about it and it makes you pathetic.

Pot- People it CANNOT KILL YOU nor IS IT ADDICTIVE. It's not great. Why waste money on a dull feeling that's only going to last an hour besides, do you really want to get put in jail for something that stupid.

Huffing- It is the stupidest thing anyone has ever thought of. Not only does it make you go almost out of your mind, when you wake up you have a horrible head ache that is worth putting a gun to your head.

Everything else- I'm not going to try. I've had enough expieriments with these things and I probably won't do much of it again. Maybe a couple of beers every once in awhile, but nothing major.

R.I.P Corrina M. Your family misses you terribly. You were like a second mom to me. Mom, all the rest of my family... I don't want you to end up worse than you already are.

Fav charecters on just everything media- Kushina Uzamaki, Sasori Aksuna, Gaara Subaku, Zuko, Toph Bei Fong, Draco Malfoy, Jacob Black, Eric Cartman, Deidara, Kakashi Haytake, Orihime Inoue, Nel Tu, Haruka- Sailor Uranus, Kisuke Urahara, Yoruichi, Ulquiorra Schiffer, Grimmjow Jaquejaguez, Hallibel, Itachi U., Tsunade, Jiraiya, Pein, Konan, Severus Snape, Hidan, Momo Hinamori, Isane Kotesu, Toushiro Hitsugaya, KON, Yuzu Kurosaki, Night Tenjou, Lucy/Nyu, Aidou Hanabusa, Kyo, Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, Shippo, Karin Maaka, Elyse, Shirley Fennete, C.C, Suzaku Kurugi, Euphimia Li Britannia, Viletta Nu, Haruhi Fujioka, Kyoto, Tamaki Suoh, Hiitachin twins, Hunny-senpai, Cheese-kun, Konata, Kagamin, Tsukasa, Rin

Characters or People I hate-

Katara, Bella Cullen, Sakura Haruno, Blair Waldorf, Ichigo Kurosaki, Madara Uchiha, Gin Ichimaru, Ruka, KAllen Stadfeldt, Lelouch Lamperouge, Rukia Kuchiki,

Every one of my stories is the title of the song that fits it

Suddenly Everything has changed- postal service: mirror mirror- m2m, wanna get to know ya- G-Unit, rape me-Nirvana, Undiscovered- Ashlee Simpson, Get Naked- Tommy Lee, getting into you- Relient K, Blurry- Puddle of Mudd, one thing- Amerie, I turn to you-Christina Aguilara, Here we go- Nsync

Send the pain below- Chevelle: Miss Murder- AFI, Rotten Apple- Alice in Chains

Unreachable- Ashlee Simpson

Only Time- Enya

He's Everything- vertical horizon

Feeling this- Blink 182

Current works in progress:

Suddenly Everything has changed- It's about the lives and love of Kushina Uzumaki and Minato Namikaze.

Unreachable- Humor. But it will get deeper and WAY more complicated as the story progresses. About Nel and 'Grimmy'

Feeling this- I have no idea what to do with this story help! Good idea, just fucked up.

Espionage Acts- Konan has to watch each and everyone of her friends die.

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Unreachable reviews
Fine if she was going to touch it, so be it that is not my fault. Wait a sec. I’m being molested by a five year old and I’m okay with it.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Grimmjow J., Neliel T. O./Nel
Feeling This reviews
High School Fic with absolutely everyone. Dorms are messed up, Ino says Sasori is a rapist and Hidan is getting 'punished' by Orochimaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Akatsuki, Akamaru
My Soul is Thirsting for you reviews
He's wanted her since they were children. She was betrothed at birth. He always gets what he wants by charm, if not by force. And he may have just won her over, just for one night.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Juri K., Rido K.
Suddenly Everything has Changed reviews
How they met. How they hated each other. How they became best friends and so much more. MinatoxKushina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,434 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Kushina U., Minato N.
Espionage Acts
Pein was spying, he didn't understand why he was never included. More importantly he didn't understand why she never acted happy around him. M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Akatsuki
He's Everything reviews
Hinamori is lonely since Aizen has left, maybe talking to her best friend could help. He's not like Captain Aizen, he always made me feel good.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/29/2008 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Send the pain below reviews
After recovering from his stab wound, Sasuke figures out the true meaning of influencing people. Rape. Coping. Almost death. Broken heart. If you want to cry, seriously read this. People already told me it's made them cry.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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