Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.
Roses are red
Mexicans are brown
Thats my race
So dont put it down!!
My mexican pride
I will NOT hide
My mexican race
I will NOT disgrace
My mexican blood
Flows hot & true
My mexican peeps
I will stand by you
Though think & thin
Till the day we die
Our mexican flag
Always stands high
I yell this poem
Louder then the rest
Cause everyone knows
MEXICANS ARE THE BEST!!
MEXICAN PRIDE IN MY MIND!!
MEXICAN BLOOD IS MY KIND!!
So step aside and let me though
Cause its all about the mexican crew
Life sucks and then you die
But if your MEXICAN
YOU DIE WITH GOOD ASS PRIDE!!
You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say NIGHTWISH
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say Im DIFFERENT
92 of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 that still headbang and love rock then put this on ur site!
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Teten, Neji & Lee TEAM GAI ROX!!
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? NejiTen, SasuSaku, NaruHina & ShikaIno
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? No...
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Holloween!! I wuz Tenten!!
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Posters, Naruto action figures, Sasuke plushies, Naruto pillow.
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? KIBA!! we both dogs, we're both loud dorky and i think he's cute.
7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina DUH!!
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku, Sasuke deserves 2 b stright!!
9. Which team is your favorite? Team Gai!! Tenten iz my favortie charecter, and Neji iz just AWESOME!! n Lee cracks me up everytime he's on an episode.
10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) NO bcuz Tobi=Madara
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Hell yeah!!
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Sasori!! (he's cute)
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? PRO!!
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Hell yeah
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? YUP
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Kinda...in a way he just likes 2 have fun n sometimes i think he's just a dork...but dats fine cuz im a dork 2!!
17. Sub or dub? Sub. I like 2 hear them speak Japense!! Its really cool!! dats wear i learnt all my japenese swear words from very proud
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? ANTI...she's just a bitchy cry baby...BUT, she belongs w/Sasuke...DATS ALL I HAVE 2 SAY
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? funny!! xD
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? DUH!! Madara
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Ugly Nerd...cuz he sure as hell aint sexy, BUT i think he's a very funny charecter in the series
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Sasori!! His face kind of reminds me of a girls...
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome ? AWESOME!!
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Sasuke...i dunno cuz it's fun 2 make him not like himself '
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Hell yeah, y wud i b on here if i didn't??
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Yeah.
27. Do you like lemons? LEMONS R SOWER!! (i don't mean dat in da nasty way)
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Yeah, my grandpa likes Naruto he brought me my Sasuke plushie from LA n my mom thinks im obsessed
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Yep.
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? YEAH!! in 1 of them i wuz laughing so hard i almost peed my pants!! (ALMOST) i didn't though
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? yeah...my cuzin...
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? YEAH!! in 8th grade i drew Sasuke n someone next 2 me picked it up n said 'Hey u drew Sasuke pretty good' (it wuz embarassing cuz i had a crush on him)
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' My 8th grade teacher saw it n asked wut it wuz n da person next 2 me said it wuz a Naruto charecter (same person from above)
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? i dont think so...though id rather watch NAruto magnas den do my homework '
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Yep...i bought all the Naruto games for ps2, nintendo ds, psp, SP, Xbox and wii
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? NO, im not preverted
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No...isn't it Pein??
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. I draw Sasuke, Tenten, Neji and Lee. I sometimes draw NejiTen n i drew a pic of Sasuke killing Itachi...
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? SADLY NO...though i do wanna ride him it'd b fun since he has wings
40. Do you have a Naruto OC? no
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Hell yeah
You Know your obsessed with Naruto when... (I laugh my ass off when I read this)
-Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
-Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
-Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
-Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
-Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
-Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
-Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names.
-Paste a piece of paper that says "come come paradise" on the front of adult books.
-Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
-Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
-Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
-Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.
-Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
-Start to call your teachers Sennin.
-Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
-When someone ask you who your dream girl is and you say Ino.
-Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
-Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
-Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura.
-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
-Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
-Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
-Put a picture of Hinata in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend.
-List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
-Can spout out a random character quote on command.
-Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
-Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather.
-Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
-Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
-Read manga 24 hrs non stop just so u can read more.
-Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then. You'll jump rope 1500.(I can't jump rope more then 20 times)
-Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way
Haha some of those i actually do hee hee :)
REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0oTiEs?
'm 0 m' was your hero?
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings?
and rAcE iSsUeS were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Gurl: Hiding from you.
Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Gurl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Guy: Is this seat empty?
Gurl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Guy: Your place or mine?
Gurl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Gurl: I'm a female impersonator.
Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Gurl: Do not enter.
Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Guy: Your body is like a temple.
Gurl: Sorry, there are no services today.
Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Gurl: But would you stay there?
Guy : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Gurl: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Gurl: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.
(if ur a girl that would say stuff like that then post this on your profile)
Spread the Stupidity
Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
Only in America ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER ...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
15 Things to do when your in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"
~~For people that hate stereotypes:If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.(BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (Sometimes,yes)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE (That won't be so bad...I'd be closer to Kaname-sempai)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (im the CC like witch)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems