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Joined 07-21-08, id: 1642375, Profile Updated: 10-09-14
Author has written 11 stories for Naruto.

"Why do writers write? Because it isn't there." --Thomas Berger

Read the Russian translations of Oranges, Kindred, Indisposed, and Something Has Got to Give, courtesy of the magnificent 7troublesome.


Fan art is here.

Please ask permission from the artists before using any of the fan art for which links are provided.

Kindred

Courtesy of shinidanie

Shikamaru Nara and Neji Hyuuga

Courtesy of Kyuubi1010

Kindred AU Fan Art

Courtesy of crazyaanglover

Kindred

Courtesy of kyuei

ShikaNeji

Hugged a Pillow_Neji

Go Out (Shikamaru)

Constructive Possession

Courtesy of crazyaanglover

Neji Hyuuga with Shikamaru Nara (Temptation).

Neji Hyuuga with Shikamaru Nara (Please) (warning: mature).

Yoshino Nara with Shikaku Nara (based on chapter 24).

Shikamaru Nara with Neji Hyuuga (Getting Ready) (based on chapter 12).

Neji Hyuuga (I Am The Man).

Shizune.

Shikamaru Nara.

Tenten (Tenten Kitty).

Hiashi Hyuuga (Kimono Hiashi).

And a five-page Shikaku/Hiashi doujin called Time's Up: Page 1 Page 2 Page 3 Page 4 Page 5

Courtesy of rouge-trinity

Shikamaru Nara with Neji Hyuuga (We are Kindred).

Kiba Inuzuka.

Inevitabile Resveglio

Courtesy of crazyaanglover

Shikaku Nara with Hiashi Hyuuga.

Hiashi Hyuuga.

Kimimaro Kaguya.

Shikaku Nara (warning: mature).

Gunter.

Writing fanfiction is a joyride. For those of you who have added me to your list of favorite authors, added my work to your alerts, list of favorite stories and/or C2 communities, and reviewed and/or created fan art for my work, THANK YOU. It is love, and it is appreciated.

9 October 2014 --

Hello all! My, it has been a while, hasn't it? This is just a note to let you know that my entire catalog of fanfiction can be found here. It is unlikely that I should post any new fanfiction to this site. However, unlikely isn't a no, particularly since I am newly resolved to resume my writing in all of its forms. So look for my name here, as well as on dA, Livejournal and AO3, because I am making a comeback! And smile... your fandom may be reaching its end, but some of us refuse to let it fade to obscurity!

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Window in the Skies by Slashing Silk reviews
Nara Shikamaru believed certain things: North Country people were cold-blooded savages. He would never own a slave or a Pet. And he liked girls. All that would change the day he found a beautiful white-eyed fugitive hiding in his stables. ShikaNeji, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 212,925 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Shikamaru N., Neji H.
Business With the CIA by Peace-Love-Yaoi reviews
Neji is the prized Member of the Hyuuga Criminal organization. Shikamaru is a CIA agent trying to take them down. When these two team up sparks fly and Shikamaru may become more than just Neji's handler. Shika/Neji/Shika Rated M For a Reason!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,939 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Neji H., Shikamaru N., Naruto U., Sasuke U.
When Shadows Surround You by Tai Black reviews
There was a moment that wasn't the chakra bond that bound them, but the need to be together and forget where his body ended and where the other's began... Shikamaru and Neji were bound by their chakra and it was completely troublesome. NC17.ShikaNejiShika
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Shikamaru N., Neji H.
Masked Drabbles by diamondpearl876 reviews
13. He's afraid he'll find Sakura in the middle of nowhere, dead. Sort of KAKASAKU. / A collection of Kakashi-centric drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Kakashi H.
Negotiated Infidelity by tsusami reviews
There were rules to be followed. Naruto had set them himself. Until he meets a stranger who challenges everything. NaruSasu, NaruGaara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,866 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara
Innocent by Peace-Love-Yaoi reviews
Shikamaru was adorable. This was a simple truth. Everyone who had ever had the pleasure of meeting him was in total agreement, and completely head-over-heels in love with him. Valentine's Day gift for Prism0467!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,351 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Shikamaru N., Neji H.
Hair by Peace-Love-Yaoi reviews
What do you get when you add a long-haired uke Shikamaru, a bunch of horny teenage guys and one extremely jealous Neji Hyuuga? A recipe for disaster. Beta'ed by Prism0467.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,024 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Trust by Tandy Sandman reviews
Modern AU. One was a sensual being working as a host in a host club. The other was a closed off genius working as a detective. Their paths crossed, producing unexpected results. Warning: drug abuse and slight swearing. Vague Sasuke bashing. Possible sequel depending on reviews!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Club Secret by Graceful Storyteller reviews
Naruto wanted to know where his friends went every Friday night. When he's taken to Club Secret his question is answered and he becomes hopelessly entangled in the ancient battle between Vampires and Hunters. GaaNaru, ZabuHaku, ItaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,707 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Shudder by Lycan.Kallias reviews
AU NaruGaa. Life isn't easy for Naruto. Taking care of a child wasn't his dream. Life isn't great for Gaara either. Turning tricks just to stay alive wasn't what he wanted. What could one act of kindness start between them? -not as angsty as it sounds-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 98,158 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara
Constructive Possession Russian version by 7troublesome
Сиквел к Одной крови . Гении поднимают свои отношения на новый уровень. Киба очаянно сражается со своей ориентацией, Кабуто появляется в новой роли, а Неджи не оставляют в покое из-за его внешнего вида.
Naruto - Rated: M - Russian - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,285 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Neji H., Shikamaru N.
History Russian version by 7troublesome
сиквел к истории Что-то должно уступить , бывший парень Шикамару возвращается с намерением вернуть его обратно. Что же сделает Неджи? Неджи/Шикамару
Naruto - Rated: M - Russian - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,089 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Neji H., Shikamaru N.
Broke Straight Guys by YamiTenshi reviews
Rent is due within days. All his other resources have been exhausted. And his girlfriend just broke up with him. Naruto Uzumaki finds himself stepping into a world that he could never have imagined in his wildest dreams for the sake of rent. NaruGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 111,930 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Reflection by princessmaremare reviews
Kakashi visits the Memorial Stone to visit an old friend.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Kakashi H., Torune - Complete
Oranges Russian version by 7troublesome
Наруто распахнул дверь своей крошечной квартиры только с тем, чтобы его обоняние поразил очень знакомый запах. Сайд фик к Одной крови , глава 14, посвященный любви детектива Узумаки к рыжеволосым, Наруто/Гаара.
Naruto - Rated: M - Russian - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Indisposed Russian Version by 7troublesome
Сайд-фик к "Одной крови Kindred ": после того, как детектив Нара Шикамару впервые за 2 года не появился на утренней поверке, капитан смены вызывает его напарника с целью выяснить, в чем дело. Мда... этот немногословный Хьюга много ему расскажет…
Naruto - Rated: T - Russian - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Kindred Russian version by 7troublesome reviews
Оба молоды, исключительно умны, привлекательны, бездетны и женаты на своей работе, оба специальные агенты… Где окончится их вечер в городе? Неджи/Шика
Naruto - Rated: M - Russian - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,784 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Dryad by CerealK reviews
Asuma had known that fey, otherworldly things lived under Whitewood trees... but nothing could have prepared him for the beautiful, mysterious boy who had saved him while was lying upon magical tree roots... and dying.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,369 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Asuma S., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Decision or Destiny? by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Hunter of Evil, Sasuke Uchiha is saddled with a Kitsune Prince. Will the fox prince be of help? Or hinder his work?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,228 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Closet Monster by TanukiRaccoon reviews
KankuKiba: Kiba needs a nudge out of the closet. Kankuro is only too happy to help. Yaoi, smut, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,982 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Theme Day by Ladelle reviews
Kiba is an interstellar bounty hunter who gets more than he bargained for when he reports for duty...and gets Naruto instead. NaruKiba. Space Pirates! For Skully's contest of epic epicness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,222 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Kiba I., Naruto U.
Mariposa by pammypam93 reviews
Kick ass strippers, a tempered tomboy, an entomology professor, a sensitive brute and a lonely neighbor are all are overcome by one thing…Love. Hinata/Shino Hidan/Tayuya Kakashi/Sakura SOME OOC CHARACTERS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,644 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Hinata H., Shino A.
What If We Could? by Lycan.Kallias reviews
Naruto of the South, Gaara of the North & Sasuke of the East have nothing, yet everything in common. They're all from feuding mafia families. When a chance encounter brings the three together, will it be for the best or start a new war? GaaNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,282 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U.
Just One Night With You by Kiya Sama reviews
A 'frightening' ultimatum given forces Naruto to join Team Taka. His discoveries would lead him to new friendships, romances, and a realization that Sasuke just might be a little less of a pain-in-the-ass than once assumed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 122,413 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Simper by xxfatal reviews
Shikaku x Yoshino. "Because even the fiercest woman is tender to the man she loves." The story behind his truth.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,602 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Shikaku N., Yoshino N.
Save Me by dmnq8 reviews
1900 New York. A longshoreman and an aristocrat, on opposite ends of the social spectrum. Personalities clash as they are forced to depend on each other. For roboguy45. Yaoi, lemons, cross-dressing, NaruSasu. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,691 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Going With It by Ahja Reyn reviews
Sasuke learns that in the face of confusion, it's sometimes best to just go with it. NaruSasu, twoshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lazy by stealth gato reviews
Kiba has a slight obsession that turns into something more... KIBASHIKA yes, Kiba and Shikamaru get it on. YAOI LEMONS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Kiba I., Shikamaru N. - Complete
For The Greater Good by dmnq8 reviews
"Sex? You all want me to have sex with him for your jobs?" Naruto hissed. AU, NaruSasu. Yaoi, lemon, oneshot. Submission for a fanfic contest on DA. Disclaimer in my Profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Something Has Got to Give Russian Vesion by 7troublesome
Молоды. Одиноки. Чертовски умны. Красивы. Оба в депрессии. Почему? Офисная жизнь никогда не была легкой, а тут еще неприятности с машиной. Тем более, как спокойно выдержать, когда тобой руководит такой привлекательный босс? Что-то должно уступить…
Naruto - Rated: M - Russian - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,040 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Survival of the Fittest by Ladelle reviews
When Sasuke's given the opportunity to take a business trip with Naruto God's gift to mankind , he concludes that jumping Naruto's bones is top priority. Three-shot gift for YuukoUchiha. SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,290 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Cat Life II: Dog Style by xXLostInWonderLandXx reviews
The antics of Naruto and his new ginger kitty continue! Sequel but can be read on its own. AU PWP and smutty. Very naughty. Be warned, be warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,417 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
First Times by tsusami reviews
When Orochimaru is placed in a potentially compromising position, Jiraiya has something to say about it. If only it were up to him. JiraiyxOrochimaru. Written for a fic exchange.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru - Complete
Least Expected by mayfaire reviews
Valentine's Day can also be troublesome for geniuses. Shika/Neji. Oneshot. AU. Dedicated to prism0467.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Breathe In, Breathe Out by whimsicalwishes reviews
Neji/Shikamaru. AU. Lemon. “And what does this exercise entail?” “Sex.” Well, wasn’t he straightforward.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Renewal by oh.industria reviews
AU. Shikamaru gives new meaning to the term 'sexy librarian'. Neji just might learn something. ShikaNeji, NC17ish.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,085 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
All I Ever Wanted by Lolli-Pop-Luvr2020 reviews
Shino/OC He had loved her all his life and never had love returned. But one night, one fight, and one mission later, he gets everything he ever wanted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,496 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Shino A.
Pulsation by CerealK reviews
Neji, Gaara. Mosh Pit, Gaara in a skirt, Alcohol-as-lube, hair pulling, exhibitionism, Gackt. You're interested and you know it. Collabo: The Cereal Killer and Mako75. NeGaa, NaruSasu. Explicit.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,018 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
Metamorphoze by Murasaki Kaida reviews
ShinoTen. A collection of Shino/Tenten oneshots of various ratings. Features Drunk!Shino, crack, AU, citrus, and KibaHina, GaaSaku, HidaTema and ShikaIno subpairings. See inside for more details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,610 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
Roses and Candles by tofu-melon reviews
/AbeMiha, PWP/ Although Abe swore to himself that his and Mihashi's first time would have Roses and Candles, life just doesn't always work that way.
Ōkiku Furikabutte/Big Windup!/おおきく振りかぶって - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/2/2009 - T. Abe, Ren M. - Complete
The Bet by dmnq8 reviews
..."Let me seduce you, Neji," Gaara whispered into his ear. "I'm good. You'll enjoy it, I promise. And you are of course free to stop me at any time." Giftfic for SerentitySoul. Yaoi. GaaNeji. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,611 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Just A Bite by osmandias reviews
Everyone has a dark side. Some embrace it early on, others try to hide it, and sometimes it finds you when you're not looking. Zetsu, pre-Akatsuki, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Zetsu - Complete
Falling Slowly Five Different Ways by brevityofwit reviews
Five drabbles written for a song meme. All are centered on Neji and Shikamaru to varying degrees. There is a loose theme where either one or both ends up "falling" one way or another but not in the ways you might expect...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Saving Me by KageKitsune XXX reviews
At some point, whether they want one or not, everyone needs a hero. NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
White Knuckle Sandwich by Penbrydd reviews
-RND- Izumo and Kotetsu, working the closing shift at McDonalds. Sexual tension and Caffeine Twins comedy ensues. I blame LJ's pampam93 for this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Izumo K., Kotetsu H.
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2642 - Favs: 3,901 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
By the Book by moderndayportia reviews
Sakura falls asleep in the library again instead of going home and Kakashi punishes her thoroughly. KakaSaku. Warning: LEMON/pure smut
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,507 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 108 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Smashing Blue by brevityofwit reviews
AU, complete. Neji, a college senior, needs to get a life. To help him out, Sakura and Tenten drag him to a club where people are hooking up, breaking up, and dancing ‘til they drop. He’ll need more than a drink to survive tonight. Several pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,617 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
To Bed, To Bed by Adistoria reviews
Naruto/Sasuke In which Sakura gets laid a lot and Naruto is repeatedly cock-blocked.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Magazine by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke hates his therapy class… but after finding a magazine things have gotten a little more interesting… yaoi, NaruSasu, lemon in second chapter.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto's Instructor by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto’s girlfriend drags him to dance lessons. Naruto is getting some rather… odd vibes from his instructor. Is it just him? Lemon, yaoi, one-shot NejiNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,349 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 75 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Riding in Cars with Boys by stealth gato reviews
Getting stuck in a snow storm with your rival is never fun... but there are always some exceptions. WARNING: YAOI. LEMONS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,825 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unlike Anything Else by Ljiljana reviews
Sequel to Unlike Dancing. Naruto was supposed to tell Sakura he had a change of heart, only he couldn’t. So let's see what happened when he saw Sasuke again, huh?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,023 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Losing Focus by Zrina reviews
What started out as a way to raise money for University quickly became something else. Sasu/Naru/Sasu Anal, AU/AR, HJ, Language, M/M, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 128 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Cat Life by xXLostInWonderLandXx reviews
Yaoi / AU / Smut The trials and struggles of Naruto's kitty cat stalker problem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,235 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Territorial by Hedder reviews
Kiba becomes obsessed with a certain Chuunin. Crack goodness. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,627 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Iruka U., Kiba I.
Defiance by midnightshadowkisses reviews
The name's Uchiha Sasuke. What's it to you? I'm 19 and a successful male ballet dancer. Despite that and the fact that my friend Neji is screwing some dude named Gaara, I never thought I was gay...til I met Naruto. SasuNaruSasu, mentioned/mild GaaNeji
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,797 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Curiosity by sonotgoingthere reviews
Kiba stared intently at the Nara before the facial equivalent of a light bulb turning on flashed over his features. “I get it. You’re gay.” Shikamaru groaned and buried his head in his arms where they lay on the table in front of him. ShikaNeji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
The Game by Kantayra reviews
Shikamaru and Neji face off in the long-awaited genius battle of the century...or maybe just because they're both extremely bored.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
The Final Hit by 1957 reviews
This was to be my final hit. But let's be clear about this: there's final hits and final hits. What kind was this to be? SasuNaru. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,473 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Conquest by Adistoria reviews
Naruto attempts to attract the attention of the new Teaching Assistant, Uchiha Sasuke, at his university. AU, M/M, NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,181 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cat's Tales by o-banana reviews
Iruka thought he had enough trouble looking after a house full of cats, dogs, and various other humanoids. But when Naruto goes into heat, he finds out what trouble really means... YAOI SasuNaru, various other pairings. Anthro
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,132 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Pivot: Part II of The Concurrence Arc by Erisabesu reviews
NaruSasu. “Living with a brilliant Architect has never been easy, but the last months have been the worst by far. It’s time to remind a certain workaholic perfectionist what’s really important, even at the risk of Naruto's career." YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,989 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2219 - Favs: 3,783 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Low Wage Worth by Novelist Pup reviews
The irritable worker who hates his job, the annoying customer, and the bastard of a manager. Who ever said life wasn't worth it? [AU, SasuNaruSai]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,916 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sai
The Day Temari swore off underwear by Edlama reviews
Temari can't find her favorite pair of knickers. It shows up on a VERY unexpected place. Sandsib fic, Crack,Cross-dressing, mentions of ShikaTema, mentions of NaruGaa
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Wrong Number by Zrina reviews
Kiba finally convinces Naruto to call Sakura to tell her how he really feels. Unfortunately, it isn't who he thinks it is on the other end of the line. NaruSasuNaru YAOI, Lemon M/M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,958 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Legacy by Nymbis reviews
The men of Sarutobi have a long history of nicotine addiction, facial hair, and death in the battlefield. Konohamaru shaves each and every morning.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Konohamaru S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Qwiky Lube by Zrina reviews
With college just a few days away, this is Sasuke's last chance to experience the one thing that life in the big city just can’t offer. Naru/Sasu Anal, Language, M/M, Oneshot, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Library Skills for Dobes by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Who knew the library could be so educational? NaruSasu AU. Be warned: Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Skirt Tragedy by SandmanAndKitsune reviews
Naruto made a bet with Kiba, and had to wear girls’ uniform in order to find out a certain Uchiha’s true sexuality. This is a YAOI fic. No homophobes and flames, please! You’ve been warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,964 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Role Play by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Being in secretly love with your best friend is a heck of a lot more stressful than you can possibly imagine. Eventually, you just have to take matters into your own hands. For sanity's sake. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,026 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Doctor Uchiha by BakaNekoSan reviews
AU Hm... What's a dirty doctor like Sasuke to do when his high school crush comes to him for a check up? A harmless prostate exam wouldn't be pushing it, would it? Or would it lead on to more activities? Yaoi SasuNaru One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,620 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 98 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Paper Airplanes by thatreevesgirl reviews
Naruto x Gaara. YAOI. In an attempt to woo Sakura, Naruto accidentally kisses his friend in a moment of angry passion. A humorous romantic NaruGaa fic. Fluffy and WAFFy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
For the Love of His Son by michelerene reviews
Lord Sasuke Uchiha believes that he has lost something precious to him and struggles to convince himself everyday that it didn‘t exsist. What will he do when a blond haired peasant arrives claiming he has something the Uchiha “misplaced.” SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 102,570 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 2,118 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Once Upon A Time In Las Vegas by Luchia13 reviews
[ONESHOT AU] In Konoha Casino, there's a waitress, a dealer, and a highroller. Somehow each fills the nasty gaps in the others' lives that they hadn't even noticed...all while shouting and drinking at a poker table one day. [Team7, Sakura POV]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Lights, Sex and Destiny by KageKitsune XXX reviews
A freak snowstorm, a delayed flight, and one moron for a stalker. It can only mean one thing: Destiny. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,260 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bad Luck Comes in Threes by Lisea18 reviews
YAOI. NaruSasu. AU. Three unexpected meetings between our heroes showing how a total stranger can walk into your life in a rather unnerving way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,791 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Twentythirds by Erisabesu reviews
When one ritual dies, another is born. [SasuNaruSasu] Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,196 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke's Defection and Retrieval: Unedited! by KageKitsune XXX reviews
How they should have tried to stop Sasuke from defecting and how they could eventually get him back! Shameless crack and even more shameless yaoi pimping. It's another NaruSasu fic! Rated 'M' for lemony goodness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Depreciated Value by Nymbis reviews
Kakuzu tackles Ninjanomics. Because belonging to a group of S classed criminals is hard, but being their financial planner is even harder. Crack fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Kakuzu, Pain/Pein - Complete
Life's Little Changes by ladywolfTerri reviews
Naruto didn't think he needed a tutor, that is until Kakashi got one for him. SasuNaru. Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,078 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Dancer by hieisfiredemon reviews
Sasuke is a belly dancer and his first performance is for Prince Naruto. AU, Yaoi, Lemon pairings between SasuNejiNaruGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,228 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Always by Rehviel reviews
OneShot. Naruto gives comfort to his precious person.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Engagement Trouble by mayfaire reviews
Neji’s in trouble and Shikamaru came to his rescue, well, accidentally. NejiShika.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,345 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 5/11/2006 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Neji H., Shikamaru N.
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The Mark reviews
Shikamaru's new tattoo rocks Neji's world. Oneshot. ShikaNeji AR yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Fortified reviews
Set in the Kindred AU. The dark legacy of the Hyuuga clan, through the eyes of the Hyuuga Twins. One-shot. Rated M for mature themes. Hizashi Hiashi OC gen AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Hizashi H., Hiashi H. - Complete
Inevitabile Resveglio reviews
Set in the Kindred AU. Following Shikamaru's and Neji's example, Shikaku and Hiashi explore their unresolved feelings for each other during a weekend rendezvous. ShikaHia ShikaYoshi ShikaOC M/F OC yaoi AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,082 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Hiashi H., Shikaku N. - Complete
Closure reviews
Sequel to Constructive Possession. Giftfic for Kyuubi1010. Shikamaru's past and present collide when he finds himself face-to-face with the duo that broke his heart. NejiShika TemaSaku AU OOC yaoi yuri
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,614 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Say Cheese reviews
Set in the Kindred AU. "We're geniuses, Lee", Shikamaru explained. "Didn't our bosses tell you?" Neji, Shikamaru and Rock Lee. One-shot. AU yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Flip Sides reviews
Shikamaru, meet Neji. Naruto, meet Gaara. Oneshot. ShikaNeji NaruGaa AU OOC yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Constructive Possession reviews
Sequel to Kindred: The geniuses take their relationship to new levels. NejiShikaNeji AsuTen implied HiaTen ShikaYoshi AU OC Yaoi M/F
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 100,716 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Indisposed reviews
Sidefic to Kindred: The morning after their first night together, Neji has to explain to their boss why Shikamaru can't report to work. One-shot. NejiShika AU. Rated for language and implications of yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Kindred reviews
What kind of relationship might two young, ridiculously sexy, effortlessly handsome geniuses have with each other? NejiShika AU OC Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,339 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Rule reviews
Naruto can’t resist Gaara, but what about the rule? What will they do? One-shot. NaruGaa AU Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Oranges reviews
Naruto opened the door to his small apartment, only to be hit with a very familiar scent. One-shot. NaruGaa AU Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete