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Joined 07-21-08, id: 1642440, Profile Updated: 02-05-10
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Naruto, and Kingdom Hearts.

HOLY SHITEBALLS.

I have retyped this profile FIVE FUCKING TIMES. And now . . . it's GONE. I no longer have the heart to try again. Call back in a few days. But for now. . .

FUCK ME OVER.
SIDEWAYS.
WITH A RAKE.
THE WRONG END.

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Special Discount by Blue Funk reviews
Roxas blinked down at the pile. A discounted pack of lighters, condoms, and... a box of Twinkies. This guy undoubtedly had excellent taste. [AkuRoku]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,824 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Roxas, Axel
Matthew is Mine by Flagfish reviews
This is a very dirty story; twin brothers America and Canada have always been possessive of each other. Alfred x Matthew, Ivan x Francis x Matthew, Kiku x Matthew, Alfred x Arthur, Arthur x Alfred, Francis x Arthur. COMPLETED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 61,143 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Canada, America - Complete
The Love Below by Magic Mind reviews
Mello and Near are competing for L's title. But are they also competing for his love? LxMxN. YAOI.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 80,101 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Mello, Near
The Birds of Prey by Little Falcon reviews
Utilizing men's greatest weakness they're the team unlike any other. Watch out it's all out girl power! GaaSaku InoShika TenNen HinKiba
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 60,770 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
What You Can Find At The Boarder by Black Rose TD reviews
My first Naruto Fanfic. A Sakura X Gaara fic, no like no read. More pairings inside. Mild angst, mild romance, high...adult themes in later chapters. Light on the angst though cause I'm bad at it. XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,851 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara
Old friends we forget and remember by GaaSakuforever reviews
Sakura has moved to many villages before reaching konoha so what happens when she moves into the village of the sand? Who will she meet? I recommend this to all Gaasaku fans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,726 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara
The Bang Chronicles: Firecrotch and Zombiefuck by KinkyEyepatchShit reviews
A compelling tale of one buttpirateginger and one sciencecracker in the struggle for acceptance,love,and friendship. JUST KIDDING! Heine and Badou are up to their usual junk in these 'domestic' tales. Enjoy the mayhem, I implore you. R&R loves!
Dogs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,490 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Badou N., Haine R. - Complete
Smile for the Stray Dog by Garden of Everything reviews
In just seconds he's here and bursting through that door for you darling, all guns ablaze and the black dog nearly unleashed. WARNING: shounen-ai/yaoi hints, violence, attempted non-con, death, 2nd person narrative,
Dogs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Badou N., Haine R. - Complete
Two demons and a flower by dancingwithinbrokendreams reviews
Sakura is still having a hard time coping with Sasuke's betrayal. But her friends are trying to cheer her up and get the old Sakura back. Sasuke however is scheming for a way to capture 'his' cherry blossom. Gaara thinks other wise.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,847 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Scream by RaichiChyan reviews
*YAOI ALERT* RenIchi OneShot.Ichigo's tired of all soul reaper work and no "play". And Renji's... Well... He's renji.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Ghosts by Vashtijoy reviews
AU. Light is raped in prison. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Hetalian Kinks by Akuma Shini Chiisai reviews
Random drabbles written for different kink requests from the Hetalia Kink meme community as well as just random one shots. Mainly Germany/Italy/Spain/S.Italy pairings but some others. Fluff and Limes/Lemons.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,228 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008
It's all the closet's fault by morlea reviews
Rukia locks Ichigo and Renji up in a closet, tapes what happens and passes around popcorn. HichiRen IchiRen RenHichi IchiRenHichi DP. This is an rp not a story.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,216 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Ichigo K., Renji A.
Pervert by IHoldWithThoseWhoFavorFire.HM reviews
MattXMelloXNear. Near's a freak but Matt and Mello really don't seem to mind.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,358 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Sworn by kurosora1984 reviews
The sight of Axel in agony yet refusing to show it was magnificent, true...but now Reno wanted more. He wanted...to see the man break." AkuNo, slight bondage, NON-CON. Birthday present for uruwashii uso.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,165 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Axel - Complete
Any Way You Want It by Tierfal reviews
“Are these leather pants?” Light demanded incredulously. Matsuda waved a careless hand. “You’ll thank me later,” he pledged. Light/L, PWP-ish.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,776 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/8/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Of Death and Dreams and Djinn by janya.wrote.nightrose reviews
Whether it is meant to be or forced, it is the way I want it. Is it so wrong to just this once get what I want? Maybe it is- but I'm not sure I have a choice. Bartimaeus/Ptolemy. Please, please, please REVIEW!
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 15,404 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008
The Heart of a Vampire by Hyper Blood Pixie reviews
What would happen if Edward and Bella meet again after he left her in NM. Bella is a vampire, but she already has a bf. Will she give him up 4 Edward? Will he let her go? What would happen if Bella's life is at stake? Please read and Review! I suk at sums
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,462 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Caught Verse by berrychi84 reviews
Spawned from a random thoughts, these drabbles are a small series set in AU to the Bleach time line. Each feature Ichigo's favourite element of "we could get caught".
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
The Demon's Cherry Blossom by Mage-Chan212 reviews
They met at the exams. She was everything he wasn't. He wanted her love, he wanted her blood. He needed her then. Seven years later they meet again and this time Sabaku no Gaara has no intention of letting his mate go again.GARRA X SAKURA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 166,932 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Gaara - Complete
War for the Cherry Blossom by LoveShinobi4eva reviews
[Edited]Gaara and Sasuke rule the school, they hate each other and are in a never ending competition. A new girl by the Name of Sakura moves to town and befriends Hinata a friend of Gaara. When both want her, what will happen? GaaraxSakura!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,974 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Symphony by AXENATOR reviews
Zexion was dragged into working at Bath and Body Works with his two friends. But one day he meets an interesting person who might just turn his world upside down. [Zemyx]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,762 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/1/2007 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
Red by Agent420 reviews
Sasuke wants to be beautiful. Vaguely ItaSasu, incredibly disturbing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Tension by sharingank reviews
Even the Kazekage needs a little tender loving care once in a while...GaaraSakura oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Impressionism by Coffee and Cyanide reviews
Draco. Blaise. A shower.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Blaise Z., Draco M. - Complete
Mercy by Coffee and Cyanide reviews
Yes, I know. Hate me. This is, and I'll say this and await flames. COMPLETELY BASED OFF OF THE MOVIE. Basically, me sketching out The Salesman from the movie. So, flame away. Hate me. But please read :)
Sin City - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2005
In my Life by Emperatris reviews
Teen star, Uchiha Sasuke clashes with school feared boy, Gaara and ends up falling in love with the same girl, Haruno Sakura..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,349 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Sakura H.
It Burns by Megan13 reviews
Why does it burn? DracoBlaise slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
I'm not in Denial by MamaLaz reviews
Ron/Draco - After escaping to Hogwarts from Malfoy Manor, Draco Malfoy not only encounters threats of expulsion and disembowelment, but a threat on his masculinity, too. Stupid Gorgeous Weasel! First book in the Denial Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 114,909 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/9/2003 - Published: 1/17/2002 - Draco M., Ron W.
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Five Times a Fool
Five Times a Fool or A Cold Sort of Night: A late-night AkuRoku ficlet. "Perhaps, then, this is a dream." Lots of introspection on Roxas' part. Lots of atmospheric nighttime goodness.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
What A Tease reviews
Take one goth-loli ensemble, a very flustered Zexion, one large glass window, and a Demyx that just won't seem to crack. Mix them together and what do you get? Sucky description -- I'm sorry. seme!Demyx/cross-dress!Zexion Rated T for lime.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Ruined reviews
*After Time skip* Sasuke comes back into town for some strange reason and Sakura decides to have a little fun with him, but she is constantly distracted by the red-haired Kazekage. Pairings: GaaSaku, KibaHina, NejiTen, ShikaTema. Rating subject to change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara
Beware the Broken Smile reviews
*Poetry* Gaara and Sakura; Chuunin exams. Angsty one-shot so far . Rated T for mention of blood and killing this is Gaara we're talking about, people .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H.
In the Cards reviews
Bella is engaged. Alice, however, sees quite a large problem in the immediate future. There is only one plan of action that seems to make a difference. But is it worth the risk? Oh yes, Alice, yes it is.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Bella, Alice