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I am female, I'm kinda gay, and I like to write. That's all you need to know.

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A Formal Arrangement by Requ reviews
AU. Elsa and Anna are the heiresses of different kingdoms and are married as a result of a betrothal arranged years prior. No incest, but definitely Elsanna.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 151,941 - Reviews: 1765 - Favs: 2,857 - Follows: 3,979 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 1/14/2014 - [Anna, Elsa]
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14831 - Favs: 7,644 - Follows: 7,010 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paradise Circus by sailorbutts reviews
If she were normal, Elsa might have let herself love Anna. For Anna's part... well, she doesn't really know what love is. Modern AU, Elsanna (not incest).
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,094 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 2/19/2014 - [Elsa, Anna] Kristoff B., Hans
The Surrogate by TayBee reviews
"It hit me like a wrecking ball. Esme and Carlisle were dead, and I was a four months pregnant with their baby." AH, OOC, Bella, desperate for cash, becomes a surrogate. It's only nine months, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,666 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
Tough Choices by theBringerofWar reviews
Modern AU. Elsanna. Elsa lands a job as a high school science teacher fresh out of college and signs up to coach the girl's tennis team. She expects everything to go smoothly until her first day, when she meets Anna- the self-proclaimed captain of her tennis team.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 62,035 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B., Olaf - Complete
Where I belong by its not you its me reviews
Carlisle and Esme are adopting again. Can a neglected foster child find their place in the world? read and review please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 37,347 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Tripping The Prom Queen by starryeyed68 reviews
Queen Bee Rosalie Hale decides one day to dump her best friend, Bella Swan. With the help of new student, Alice Brandon, Bella decides to seek revenge... A fun little tale of friendship, frenemies, getting even, and finding true love!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,423 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Bella, Rosalie
Brought to Life By Love by Bellaward1105 reviews
Bella Swan, an artist, has her own 'man of her dreams' just like the rest of us. The problem is, she can't find him here on Earth. Deciding that probably carving him would be a good idea, how will she react when that statue comes to life? AU BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,220 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Bella, Edward
Bottles of Hue by boite de crayons reviews
Drabble; She liked her world blurry, as if everything was in pastels of gray... and then he came along, turning her palette into rainbow colors that left her feeling beyond iridescent.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,855 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Emmett, Rosalie
While You Were Knocked Out Cold by Melolabel reviews
On his way to propose to long-time girl friend Tanya, Edward witnesses a horrific hit and run car accident. The driver's plea changes everything for Edward. "Please, don't leave me." How can he possibly abandon the unconscious beauty? AH/AU B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 87,530 - Reviews: 4064 - Favs: 2,416 - Follows: 1,788 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Knocked Up by i-heart-sparkly-things reviews
Carlisle comes back from work with some new equipment for the Cullens and Bella to try out.Empathy bellies and baby dolls.As they find out, some people are better parents than others!How will Charlie take the news and what happens when Rose gets annoyed?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,137 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Through the Darkness by ForeverYoungAtHeart reviews
Bella has been blind for a long time, but when she finally begins to accept that she meets the one person she'd give anything to see.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,867 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
Never Say Never by hersheycuddles reviews
The Cullens have decided to play a game of "Do what you would never do". Tensions flare, laughter erupts, and entertainment is a guarentee. Also, Reneesme has something dark and dirty up her sleeve oo I rhymed! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,542 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 12/29/2009
If Bella Were Sane by The One Called Demetra reviews
The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Fine Line by That70sshowlova reviews
There's a fine line between love and hate. When Edward finally finds his love, Rose if officially the third wheel. She harbors anger towards Bella for doing this to her. Meeting Bella in person, Rose realizes how fine that line really is.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,616 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
101 Alternative Edwards by curlyhairedcrazygirl reviews
Say it. Out Loud. Say it!" "Vampire"... but what if Edward wasn't a vampire. what if he was a VEGAN, a NUDE, or even FAT? Here are 101 alternative Edwards. Twilight as you've never seen it before...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,028 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
White Blank Page by ZoeLeeC reviews
When you love somebody with all your heart, how can you be of any fault? How can a marriage proposal go so wrong? That was all it took for Edward to discover how much of a lie Bella's love was. AH oneshot loosely based on White Blank Page, Mumford & Sons.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,770 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dusk by Rising Ivy reviews
Same book, different twist. Imagine Twilight post World War III, a chemical war that significantly reduced the population of the human species. Now imagine it without vampires or werewolves but with something much more sinister, much more...inhuman.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,796 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
WTF: What The FUDGE! by emptygenius reviews
Bella is...Unusual. Her first day at Forks High is epic. Funny little one-shot. AH. Enjoy! :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,283 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Past is Past by Jocelyn Torrent reviews
The old woman behind the counter seems so familiar. A/B
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Desolation Row by Jocelyn Torrent reviews
Bella is sent to an all female prison in the 1920's for murder. Her cellmate is known only as the Bloody Bride and seems to live up to the reputation. A/R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,641 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Bella, Rosalie
Peeved With Twilight by Luna Locura reviews
So before you go on, I want you to know that I do like Twilight. This is just a list of the problems I have with it. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Complete
Sayonara, Goodbye Forever by Catreen Dragonsword reviews
An old friend of Bella's writes, years later, to say goodbye. One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Complete
Puppy's Trip to the Vet by RLiz reviews
Edward and Bella get a new puppy. It's time for the puppy to get fixed, and Edward doesn't take it too well - something involving a 'man bond', no doubt. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Little Monsters by alllthatglitters reviews
Bella vs. Lady Gaga
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Back and Front by AstronautZombieBerndi reviews
Her back was always straight. Posture always perfect. The back is where the blows are given - and taken.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Breaking Dawn the unwritten book by vampireloveaffair17 reviews
Okay I realize the title doesn't make any sense at all but book 2 of breaking dawn was in Jake's mind and I reallyy wanted to know what Bella was thinking on the plane. Bella's POV of her pregnancy with renesmee *Dont read if you haven't read BD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,290 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Bella, Edward
That's What She Said! by Kaiaa reviews
A simple joke led to a school year of love, laughter, and... inappropriate behavior. Ah well. That's what you get when you put six 8th graders together at Forks Middle School! ALL HUMAN. B/E, R/Em, A/J.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,476 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A shocking piece of news by silvereign reviews
Basically, it's the 2nd Eclipse trailer revisited with a slashy/mpreg twist...it's not necessary to have seen the trailer to read this, but it would make it easier to visualize the scene if you have. I bow in shame for the disrespect I showed to the saga
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
In An Instant by southerngirl915 reviews
A pregnancy changes things, and for Bella it's no different. Backed by her family when she becomes a mom, she takes in her best friend's child, overcomes obstacles and meets a gorgeous guy but something in his past could change things, will love conquer?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,767 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
A Line in the Sand by halfmyheart reviews
A small, perfect heart is drawn into the sand and there, in the middle, is written but one word. Bella. Oneshot. Jaspella.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Periods, Ovaries, Kissing, and Jacob by fantasyaddict101 reviews
Jacob loved Bella before Renesmee before she was born... why? Bella has some revelations about Jacob's pre-infatuation with Nessie and how he was able to be in love with Nessie all along. Humor-fic. One-shot. Rated T. Bella's POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Scarlet Letter by stopmyheart reviews
Mona wears her Scarlet Letter proudly. A. She wore it better than Alison ever could, anyway. Includes Mona, Alison, a bit of Hannah, and everyone else who also deserves to die.
Pretty Little Liars series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Complete
Baby by leavemebe123 reviews
Bella's Visa has expired! The only way to stay in the country is to fake pregnancy... but when you're THAT dumb, something is bound to go wrong! Twilight bashing, complete crack.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
30 Reasons Why I Hate Edward by CloudStrife'sMartialArtist reviews
The title is pretty self explanitory. This is thirty reasons why I hate Edward. Rated T for mild language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Edward - Complete
More than love by cactus452 reviews
Jasper never says 'I love you' and Nessie wants to know why.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jasper - Complete
88 Things The New Moon Movie Has Taught Us by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
New Moon? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010
The First Meeting by Isabella-swan-3000 reviews
this is a very short one shot of when alice and jasper first meet all A POV
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Alice'S Secret by His Gem reviews
Just why is Alice always so happy?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Stupidity by Butterflies and Roses reviews
Stephanie Meyer arrives at her latest book-signing, only to find that her chair is missing.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Complete
Rosalie: FHS Cheerleader by Team Rosalie reviews
Esme and Carlisle force Rosalie to do something for punishment. The Result? Meet Forks High's newest cheerleader, Rosalie Hale.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Rosalie
15 Ways bella swan should have died by XxXxTwilightRulzxXxX reviews
well title says all!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bella
Baby Doll by rachellephant reviews
Rosalie's anguish after Bella's baby is born.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Rosalie - Complete
Called Beautiful by janya.wrote.nightrose reviews
Two almost-sisters share an odd response to the intruder in their staid and beautiful life. Bella captures more than one Cullen heart, leaving only destruction of their fairytale endings in their wake. A threepart oneshot Onesided Rosalie/Bella/Alice
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Rosalie, Alice - Complete
This Rose Has Thorns reviews
Chapter 18: She hadn't thought about what her classmates would think of her and Rosalie dating. It was bad enough when she was with Edward. But now she was with Rosalie, the most beautiful woman in the world. And she was gay. They were both gay. Bella knew this wouldn't go over well with the other students.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,067 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Rosalie, Bella