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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Tsubasa Chronicle.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile

If you have written a story, but never completed it, then copy and this on your profile.

you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions when you probably should be doing something else, copy this onto your profile

If you have random moments where you get completely lost in your thoughts and lose track of everything you were doing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

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Or are planning to do any of these things

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Blood and Chocolate Sequel by Kaiai reviews
This Blood and Chocolate sequel takes up where the first one left off. It has Gabriel and Vivian's life, and the problems they will face in their new home. With a few surprises now and then.
Blood And Chocolate - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,032 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Complete
Killing Kisses by Valtiatar reviews
His voice was like burning steel sinking into my flesh. That voice was already tattooed into my memory. It was incurable scar that ached painfully every time I remembered its existence. And every time he spoke again the wound reopened and spread wider.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Sesshōmaru, Naraku - Complete
Trailer Talk by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Edward meets Bella for an arrangement that doesn't need words. Hardcore lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Two For One Deal by PiercedWolfGirl reviews
One-Shot Entry for Talking Dirty Edward Contest. Bella a stripper once was left with an unforgettable night with edward, what happens when he shows up and her apartment and takes both her and her friend rosalie? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fantasy Kiss by PiercedWolfGirl reviews
One-Shot for dirty talking edward contest. Bella is head cheerleader and edward a nerd. What happens when he has to go to her house one night to help her study due to teachers instructions in hopes that she wont fail
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,223 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Passions Within by Tannasyn reviews
Yuuki agreed to marry Kaname and bids goodbye to Zero. POEMS from the thoughts of each character. Some violence and lust.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Kaname K., Yuki C. - Complete
My Miracle, My Angel by l'heure bleue reviews
My name is Bella Swan, and I'm pregnant. My fiancé is overprotective, and won't even let me walk up the stairs alone. So what could possibly go wrong? Mood swings, cravings and name games, to name a few. — WINNER of 4 Twilight Awards! WRITTEN BEFORE BD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,422 - Reviews: 3561 - Favs: 2,816 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crimson Door by Blackened Wing reviews
When Kaname’s enemies try to get to him through Yuki, Zero is left half dead and Kaname in the hands of sadistic captors. Only Kaname can give Zero what he needs to stay alive, and maybe only Zero can save the pureblood from a fate worse than death.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,063 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Sephiroth's Guide to Love and Deception by KamirineGoddess reviews
FINISHED! Riku breaks Sora's heart and as a result, he ends up moving from the island. So when Sora finally comes back their Junior year, will he be able to win back his heart? Love is a war. And Big Brother Sephiroth is playing general again. SLASH RxS
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 277,446 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Sora, Riku - Complete
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Kisses reviews
In a world where no one kisses unless they enjoy the pain, Sakura and Syaoron find each other. Will they be able to completely intertwine their souls, even after all the complications. Sya/Sak Fai/Kuro Sak/Fai
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Sakura, Syaoran
Love Conquers All ? reviews
Edwards P.O.V. What would happen if Bella offered over her blood. But what would happen if Edward took it..In this story we question if love can really conquer all....
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward