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Poll: Who is your favorite love interest for Hermione in Babysitting Blues besides Malfoy? I excluded Malfoy because I know you would all pick him and then it would be a stupid poll. Besides, I am curious! And I've been dying to do a poll! Vote Now!
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Joined 07-22-08, id: 1642701, Profile Updated: 07-22-20
Author has written 25 stories for Harry Potter.

Hi! I'm scarlettcat. I love everything Harry Potter and am totally hooked on fanfiction. I discovered it after Book 7 was released. I was so sad that it was over, and there would be no new Harry Potter stories to look forward to. How wrong I was. There are thousands!

After reading fanfiction, I soon became a huge Dramione fan. Who knew? I had never even pictured them together when I was reading the books. I love their chemistry. I especially love the humorous stories, but they are hard to find. So one night (or very early morning), I couldn't find any of those type to read. That's when I started writing, and Babysitting Blues was born. I hope you have as much fun reading it as I do writing it. It's still a work in progress, but I'm finally back to hopefully finish it. Check out my other stories as well!

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Volition by polywolly reviews
When a mission with the Order of the Phoenix does not go as intended, Hermione finds herself trapped, in more ways than she could possibly imagine. HGSS. Post HBP. HBP spoilers. AU since the release of DH. COMPLETE AT LONG LAST.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,122 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 12/7/2020 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Prisoner and the Occlumens by duskywolfdaemon reviews
Hermione's plans to spend her seventh year on the run with her friends are shattered when Severus Snape shows up with a proposal she cannot refuse. *AU 7th year with Hermione attending Hogwarts. Eventual SSHG. M for reasons. ***COMPLETE***
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 155,465 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 8/27/2020 - Published: 5/16/2017 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Lives Intertwined by BetteNoire reviews
Hermione Granger's reluctant marriage to Severus Snape is hard work. Keeping it secret from the rest of the world? Even harder. Mad-Eye Moody uses the Marriage and Linkage Act of 1997 to be a pushy matchmaker. Deathly Hallows Marriage Law AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 103 - Words: 212,834 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/18/2020 - Published: 7/17/2020 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Pretence by camnz reviews
Marriage Law fic. Normalcy was an unrealistic ambition when everyone must return to Hogwarts for their final year after the war. The pretence impossible to continue as all are called on to save the wizarding world - yet again, by law, this time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 95,561 - Reviews: 1464 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 1/11/2020 - Published: 6/16/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Alkahest by Shadukiam reviews
The Marriage Law, once enacted, has the power to destroy Hermione's perfectly normal life. Luckily, she and Ron are already planning to obey the horrific law together as a team... Until a Malfoy-shaped wrench gets thrown into the works. Dramione. Cover by littleneko1923 (thank you!).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 83 - Words: 381,787 - Reviews: 5609 - Favs: 4,855 - Follows: 6,401 - Updated: 9/9/2019 - Published: 2/15/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Whiteboards by Rule23 reviews
Dolohov's curse left Hermione with more than just a scar. When Severus realises that her life is in danger, they start down a path that could change the course of the war. Begins the summer before HBP. Canon-compliant through HBP but will diverge from canon later on. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 123,932 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 4/25/2019 - Published: 1/30/2019 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
Past Imperfect by Vitellia reviews
Riddle is dead, but he took most of Hermione Granger's loved ones with him. She is just going through the motions in a bleak postwar world until a stray comment by Dumbledore's portrait gives her a renewed purpose in life – to go back and fix what the scheming Headmaster wrecked.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,795 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 2/2/2019 - Published: 10/13/2018 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Oblivion by Nautical Paramour reviews
Kreacher sends Hermione back in time with the hopes that she will save Regulus an destroy the locket. Hermione figures she will have an ally to help her destroy the other horcruxes, too. But, Regulus Black doesn't turn out to be anything like she expected he would. Regulus x Hermione. Time Travel. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 111,180 - Reviews: 3027 - Favs: 3,464 - Follows: 2,026 - Updated: 5/6/2018 - Published: 12/4/2017 - [Hermione G., Regulus B.] Cassiopeia B. - Complete
Fulfilling Duties by muzkbox reviews
What if Harry wasn't the one who spotted the doe that night in the forest of Dean?**A/U story that follows DH story line** Rated M for a reason!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 119,568 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 1/17/2018 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Clash of the Conjurers by llorolalluvia reviews
In a world where the mere flap of a butterfly's wing can cause a hurricane on the other side of the globe, can one simple glance save a man's life? When Hermione and her professor are forced together against their will, can they overcome their differences, find order amidst the chaos, and save the Wizarding World? not Cannon compliant. Rated M for sexuality and violence. DUBCON!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 76 - Words: 318,043 - Reviews: 2265 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 11/4/2017 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Why We Fight by Zephyr Seraphim reviews
An accident in Potions sends Draco and Hermione to the past where they meet a couple much like them. Hermione/Draco, James/Lily. Written before "The Half-Blood Prince," AU after "The Order of the Phoenix."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 112,183 - Reviews: 2707 - Favs: 2,997 - Follows: 2,960 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M., James P., Lily Evans P.
The Master, the Warden, the Headmaster and the Deputy by mak5258 reviews
Snape and Dumbledore enact an old tradition in the castle, hoping to gain a much-needed edge. More-or-less AU starting at book 6. Rated for language and smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 104,131 - Reviews: 1961 - Favs: 2,282 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 7/20/2016 - Published: 12/30/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Events by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
Set after DH and will completely ignore the Epilogue. Hermione keeps running into Draco Malfoy. Will anything other than disaster come from these chance encounters?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 122,185 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 2,661 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 6/1/2016 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Leviathan by pewterlocket reviews
After Voldemort's defeat, Severus Snape is the world's most powerful wizard. Hermione discovers that he is the only one that can help her, but will he? And what will she have to do to gain his assistance?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,379 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Wallflower by MadMooMe reviews
It is universally known that a wallflower born into the shadow of 4 sisters must be in want of a social life. (Mary Bennet gets a life)
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,909 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Mary, OC - Complete
Revenge of the Tiny Snapes by wendymarlowe reviews
Fred and George have a new prank - tiny doppelganger dolls which replicate another person's embarrassing moments. Most of Hogwarts is soon filled with miniature grumbling Snapes. Professor Snape gets his revenge, though . . . (written for the "Jury of your Peers" fanfic challenge on the forums.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S., George W., Fred W. - Complete
Fate Has Its Ways by starkidsftw reviews
For that was the one mystery left after the war: what had happened to Hermione Granger. She had been there by Potter's side all throughout the battle. Then after it was over she disappeared. No one could find her. No one knew where she was. Draco Malfoy hadn't even thought about Hermione Granger in years, until one day when he was given no other choice. Sequel now completed!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 40 - Words: 143,809 - Reviews: 1699 - Favs: 2,912 - Follows: 1,457 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P. - Complete
The Terrible Tale of Pirate Granger & her First Mate Or Soon-To-Be-Ex by modlyrobin reviews
It's not easy being married to pirate. And Draco just wants to be divorced with kids. Not to start some muggle business and certainly not to be embroiled in a murder-conspiracy involving cheese, ancient wizarding laws, and body hair. Authors include: unseen1969, captainraychill, alina290, mihnn, itsraa, justthedreams, scarlettcat 5, pokeystar, rzzmg, silverotter1, and with rhyme.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Lesson in Loyalty by llorolalluvia reviews
In her sixth year at Hogwarts, Hermione begins to work with her Potions Professor to keep the Order stocked. She places her trust in him, but he cannot tell her what he will soon have to do. Will her trust be shattered? HPB compliant as much as possible, but not faithful to DH. SSHG. RATED M for later chapters. Will be GRAPHIC. Please Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,809 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 13011 - Favs: 14,187 - Follows: 7,812 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Who Needs Friends by camnz reviews
Friends prove difficult as Hermione and Blaise start dating, especially his friends. Malfoy is particularly offended by Hermione's presence on the scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 94,511 - Reviews: 2135 - Favs: 1,724 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Souls of Courage by HermioneGranger1960 reviews
Lord Voldemort takes a sudden interest in Harry's friends, and Hermione agrees to do whatever is needed in order to ensure his safety. Snape must give her Occlumency lessons, and is later responsible for her safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 225,729 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Misunderstanding of Character by Margaret920 reviews
Mary Bennet goes to London to get away from her mother. Would she finally be able to find someone who will truly love her for her beauty within? R&R please! Chap 22 Up!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,839 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 2/24/2007
There's something about Mary by greyandgrey reviews
Another odd sequel to Pride and Prejudice, Marycentred, showing the adventures of the Bennets as they try to cope with the twists and turns of their new situation. The title might ring a bell...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 178,090 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Mary
Heir Brained by diagonally reviews
The war witnessed Draco managing his way into the Order's fold & the trio's cramped boundaries. Years later, they are quasi-friends. Does Hermione want more? Want to bet your copy of 'Hogwarts, a History? Flashbacks/action/post HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 180,729 - Reviews: 1284 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Heavy Lies the Crown by floorcoaster reviews
For seven years, Draco has carried the weight of the world on his shoulders, and just when he thinks he'll be released, something happens that will make him seek help from the last person he could have imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 289,967 - Reviews: 3355 - Favs: 6,549 - Follows: 2,428 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Best Enemies by camnz reviews
A throw-away conversation with the vilest ferret on the planet has unintended consequences for Hermione's entire summer.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,062 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Bracelet by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 303,727 - Reviews: 6998 - Favs: 7,217 - Follows: 3,142 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Rules of Conduct by BittyBlueEyes reviews
A potion study gone terribly wrong causes Hermione and Fred to see each other in a whole new way. soul-switching *Complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,491 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 2,157 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Politician's Wife by pir8fancier reviews
Hermione hates Draco in the springtime, Hermione hates Draco in the fall, Hermione hates Draco 247.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 2,434 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sweet Caroline by gingercat0319 reviews
He was rich, single and disgustingly handsome. Learn how a four-year-old will turn his world up-side down. Sequel now posted - My Darling Caroline.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 96,808 - Reviews: 2228 - Favs: 2,614 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
All I Want for Christmas is You by AnneM.Oliver reviews
All Draco wants for Christmas is Hermione, and he only has twelve days to prove it, and he'll do it one day at a time. New Year's Eve epilogue added!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,601 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
From The Past by wickedswanz reviews
Now in their 20s the Trio are visited by a dark haired charmer from the past. All about partying, drinking, and shagging, he annoys the older more mature Sirius to no end, and what happens when he takes a liking to the pretty bookworm? Rated R Updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,083 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
A Looping of the Scales by Ms-Figg reviews
A potions accident gives Snape a new lease on life by taking part of it away. More to come.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 235,513 - Reviews: 2567 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Little Game Of Truth or Dare by SexciTibby77 reviews
Draco demands that Hermione entertain him in his drunken stupor one night and they play a little game that causes all kinds of trouble and hilarity. Rated M for language, no sex, sorry guys. Still worth reading. Review please. I loves em.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Eight and Eighth by Marmalade Fever reviews
Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,455 - Reviews: 3098 - Favs: 5,318 - Follows: 1,820 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Broken by inadaze22 reviews
He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger's spirit beyond recognition. Revised 2019. Update your Epubs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 308,354 - Reviews: 5748 - Favs: 11,159 - Follows: 3,701 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M., Pansy P., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle reviews
7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 225,164 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 7,758 - Follows: 2,174 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Soul's heart by Morloth reviews
A mirror of love has turned Hogwarts upside down, and when not everyone can deal with who they see as their reflection... things get complicated. HGSS and others
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,762 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6875 - Favs: 4,120 - Follows: 2,815 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Bagmans Gambit by PhadriaButterkist reviews
Hermione has been “captured” and unsurprisingly it is Draco Malfoy sent to question her. Poppies, quiche and lewd origami - it's all here! Not your usual Dramione tale
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 67,822 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Care of Magical Creatures by mia madwyn reviews
MLC-Seventh Year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her-the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. Angst, humor and lemons. Award Winner COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 300,379 - Reviews: 4056 - Favs: 5,444 - Follows: 1,731 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Chocolate Enchantment by Vivian B reviews
When the Weasley twins decide Hogwarts could use a little love in times of war, Hermione Granger and Severus Snape get caught in the crossfire—finding themselves pulled together by true love chocolates. As Severus Snape is pushed to fulfill his Unbreakabl
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 203,075 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Saving your life by lilmisblack reviews
When Hermione is captured by Death Eaters, Severus knows there's only one way to save her. 'What are you doing? ' she asked, her voice shaky. 'Saving your life,' he said, just as he started kissing her neck. Ch 64 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 245,154 - Reviews: 2103 - Favs: 2,967 - Follows: 1,087 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Where There's a Will by grangerinvestigations reviews
Lucius Malfoy has left a rather surprising will: if Draco works for Hermione for one year, both he and S.P.E.W. will inherit thirty million galleons. Of course, they might kill each other first... Not epilogue compliant. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,358 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Nymph Hunt by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Sometimes you're a hag in a nymph's body, and sometimes you're just a witch trying to hide the nymph in you... DMHG. Post-DH disregarding epilogue. Written for an exchange, see prompt inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,733 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 296 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Between the Stacks by cheshirecat1333 reviews
He doesn't like her. She doesn't like him. Can they put aside their differences between the stacks? Theodore/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,482 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 5,821 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 3,420 - Follows: 474 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Jealousy by Snape's Bikini reviews
When Draco finds something of Hermione's that gives him power over her, she finds out that the blonde Slytherin has more to him then his snarky exterior. Dramione pairing. Seventh year, Hogwarts. Disclaimer: All characters belong to J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 136,752 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
We Happy Few by SiriuslyPadfoot'sGal reviews
NOMINATED AT ENCHANTED ENCOUNTERS!He doesn't do happiness. He just doesn't. And he doesn't do favors, especially not for Granger. He really, really doesn't. Or at least, he didn't. HermioneDraco PostHogwarts. Considered AU with release of DH. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,804 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Blood Is Thicker Than Tears by atruwriter reviews
Draco's entire world is turned upside down when he's told his parents are not the Malfoy's. Struggling not to be killed and to become close with his brother he falls in love with one of his worst enemies, his brother's best friend. [ABANDONED]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 420,484 - Reviews: 3184 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 4/14/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Draco: Phoenix Rising by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Shortly after Dumbledore's fall from the tower, Draco ponders his fate and begins to question the Dark Lord's wishes. This is my version of Book 7 using JKR's plotlines and ZERO original characters! Begins right after The HalfBlood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 150,871 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 1,847 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Shades by Orm Irian reviews
Rec'ced by Know It Alls! Alternate book 7-written after HBP. Severus Snape and Hermione Granger pairing. The trio begins the search for Horcruxes, but disaster strikes when Hermione is captured by Death Eaters! Enter Snape - but whose side is he on?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 135,007 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 2282 - Favs: 6,421 - Follows: 1,270 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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Sweater Season reviews
Tis the season for ugly Christmas sweaters and mating Veela. Written for D/HR Advent 2019.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,351 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2020
Babysitting Blues reviews
The summer before 7th year, Hermione gets her first official assignment as an Order member. Babysitting Draco Malfoy! Lots of banter, hexes, Weasley products and general craziness. Strong language, naughtiness & puns. Dramione fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 257,919 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 8/16/2020 - Published: 7/24/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Passion Pie reviews
Ron and Hermione were having a perfectly ordinary life together until the twins decided to take up baking for the holidays. Dramione!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,567 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/24/2018 - Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Poinsettia Plot reviews
Secrets, lies, manipulation... Just another Christmas at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,324 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/24/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Musical Mayhem reviews
The Gryffindors and Slytherins are ready to rumble. Of course, if Dumbledore has anything to do with it, at least they are going to do it in style. A Dramione musical extravaganza!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,621 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/9/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Secret Satan reviews
A Secret Santa Exchange leaves Hermione with a sudden desire for roasted partridge with pear compote and a certain Slytherin's head on a stick. Written for D/HR Advent 2016. Extended Version. Beta: dormiensa
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,183 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/27/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Snowman Shenanigans reviews
The Golden Trio's final Christmas at Hogwarts is a fairy tale come to true. Too bad it involves having to save an ungrateful git.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,403 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Malfoy's Move reviews
It takes Granger's moving day for Draco to finally make his move.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/12/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Office Origami reviews
There is a fine art to getting someone to do something you want. It's called origami.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/4/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Adapting Austen reviews
With Lucius in Azkaban and the Malfoy assets frozen, Narcissa decides to make ends meet by capitalizing on a certain Muggle book craze that is sweeping the post-war wizarding world. As fate would have it, this particular book just so happens to be Hermione Granger's biggest obsession. Welcome to Austen Manor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,429 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/30/2015 - Published: 9/25/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Bad Birthday reviews
Hermione knew her 30th birthday was going to be bad. She just didn't know how bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,739 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 5/9/2015 - Published: 9/9/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Pandora's Pithos reviews
Hermione has an embarrassing secret, and she is willing to do anything not to let the cat out of the bag, including going on a date with Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,733 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/27/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hogwarts Horror reviews
One night on patrol, Hermione and Draco discover something frightening.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,563 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/27/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Helping House-Elves reviews
S.P.E.W. has a new member, and Hermione isn't sure who should be more worried, her or the elves. Written for D/Hr Advent 2014. Prompt: Elves
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,282 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/27/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Ridiculous Resolutions reviews
Hermione makes a New Year's resolution. Draco counters with one of his own. Written for dormiensa. :)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Gingerbread Germs reviews
Pansy's plan for revenge couldn't be sweeter. Too bad she forgot about Draco's sweet tooth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,335 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
Couples Counseling reviews
Narcissa suggests that Draco and his new wife seek couples counseling. Hermione has a thing or two she'd like to suggest to her meddling mother-in-law.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,780 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Grand Grumblings reviews
Draco and Hermione find out some big news about their daughter, and Draco isn't feeling particularly grand about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Snape's Situation reviews
Someone thought it would be funny to slip the usually bickering Head Boy and Head Girl a lust potion, and now they can't keep their hands off each other. Unfortunately for Severus Snape, it's his job to see that they do.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Reindeer Roundup reviews
Hermione and Draco go undercover to round up a herd of flying reindeer on Christmas Eve. Draco is not happy about the pointy shoes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,303 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Driving reviews
Draco was driving alright. Driving her crazy. And the two idiots in the back seat weren't helping matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,684 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Witch's World reviews
Hermione and Draco get caught up in a battle of the sexes but not everybody is playing fair.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,853 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dream Departure reviews
Hermione quibbles with George over her satisfaction with a Daydream Charm.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Holly Hijinx reviews
Hermione and Draco deck the halls, but they would rather be decking the Weasley twins. Written for d/hr advent 2011.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,332 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Anniversary Arrangements reviews
Draco and Hermione have a yearly arrangement. Ron finds out about it in a shocking way. Written for H&V Decade Later Anniversary Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 141 - Published: 5/18/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete