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Author has written 15 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's, Fable, Code Geass, Bleach, Arc The Lad, Naruto, World of Darkness, My Little Pony, Assassin's Creed, Soul Eater, Rosario + Vampire, and Team Fortress 2.

I am Lobo Argost, but you can call me Lobo, if you're one of the Dysfunctional Siblings, you are allowed to call me Maru. I am a proud writer of Romance/Adventure fiction, and I specialize in anime.

Interests: anime, Star Wars, Eragon, Dresden Files, Twilight, basically any book with vampires or dragons in it, video games, music

Time to get this out in the open. I do not like how Naruto ended. At all. Kishimoto had the perfect setup. The perfect chance to end the series the right way, with Sasuke dead and NaruSaku the official couple. And he botched it. Sasuke forgiven for his crimes on behalf of the entire world by Naruto and Kakashi. Sakura still deciding to whore herself out to him. Naruto letting himself be taken in by that spineless wretch Hinata. And those abominations that are the respective pairs' children. All of it happened because Sasuke was allowed to survive. After teasing NaruSaku for all of part 2, Kishimoto pretty much said "fuck you" to all his readers.

The Uchiha clan, which Naruto was so happy to preserve, even with their insanity inducing Sharingan, which Kishimoto expects us to have sympathy for them and not hold them accountable for their atrocities, must still be returned to nothing. To find monsters in the series, look no further than Sasuke and indeed his entire clan. Don't forgive them for their crimes instead of punishing them. He smiles at people in the form of a young bad boy, or pulls at heartstrings in the guise of a shell shocked survivor. So many faces that monster has, all of them lies! I despise him. Every fiber of my being screamed for his blood. And now it seems I must resort of fanfiction to destroy him and cast him down into the dust. It falls to me to slay that monster with the trappings of a man. Don't ever ask me to write a fic where Sasuke is portrayed positively. He's just a traitor. And traitors die ignominious deaths. I've always held turncoats in the highest contempt.

Favorite poetry

Alone by Edgar Allan Poe

From childhood's hour I have not been
As others were -- I have not seen
As others saw -- I could not bring
My passions from a common spring --
From the same source I have not taken
My sorrow -- I could not awaken
My heart to joy at the same tone --
And all I lov'd -- I lov'd alone --
Then -- in my childhood -- in the dawn
Of a most stormy life -- was drawn
From ev'ry depth of good and ill
The mystery which binds me still --
From the torrent, or the fountain --
From the red cliff of the mountain --
From the sun that 'round me roll'd
In its autumn tint of gold --
From the lightning in the sky
As it pass'd me flying by --
From the thunder, and the storm --
And the cloud that took the form
(When the rest of Heaven was blue)
Of a demon in my view --

The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
"'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door-
Only this, and nothing more."

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow;- vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow- sorrow for the lost Lenore-
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore-
Nameless here for evermore.

And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me- filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating,
"'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door-
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;-
This it is, and nothing more."

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
"Sir," said I, "or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you"- here I opened wide the door;-
Darkness there, and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before;
But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, "Lenore?"
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, "Lenore!"-
Merely this, and nothing more.

Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
"Surely," said I, "surely that is something at my window lattice:
Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore-
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore;-
'Tis the wind and nothing more!"

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately Raven of the saintly days of yore;
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door-
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door-
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore.
"Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou," I said, "art sure no craven,
Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore-
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!"
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning- little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door-
Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
With such name as "Nevermore."

But the Raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing further then he uttered- not a feather then he fluttered-
Till I scarcely more than muttered, "Other friends have flown before-
On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before."
Then the bird said, "Nevermore."

Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
"Doubtless," said I, "what it utters is its only stock and store,
Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful Disaster
Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore-
Till the dirges of his Hope that melancholy burden bore
Of 'Never- nevermore'."

But the Raven still beguiling all my fancy into smiling,
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird, and bust and door;
Then upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore-
What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt and ominous bird of yore
Meant in croaking "Nevermore."

This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core;
This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o'er,
But whose velvet violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o'er,
She shall press, ah, nevermore!

Then methought the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
Swung by Seraphim whose footfalls tinkled on the tufted floor.
"Wretch," I cried, "thy God hath lent thee- by these angels he hath sent thee
Respite- respite and nepenthe, from thy memories of Lenore!
Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe and forget this lost Lenore!"
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

"Prophet!" said I, "thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! -
Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted-
On this home by Horror haunted- tell me truly, I implore-
Is there- is there balm in Gilead?- tell me- tell me, I implore!"
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

"Prophet!" said I, "thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil!
By that Heaven that bends above us- by that God we both adore-
Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels name Lenore-
Clasp a rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore."
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

"Be that word our sign in parting, bird or fiend," I shrieked, upstarting-
"Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken!- quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!"
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted- nevermore!

LOVELESS: Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core

When the war of the beasts brings about the world’s end
The goddess descends from the sky
Wings of light and dark spread afar
She guides us to bliss, her gift everlasting

Infinite in mystery is the gift of the goddess
We seek it thus, and take into the sky
Ripples form on the water’s surface
The wandering soul knows no rest.

There is no hate, only joy
For you are beloved by the goddess
Hero of the dawn, Healer of worlds

Dreams of the morrow hath the shattered soul
Pride is lost
Wings stripped away, the end is nigh

My friend, do you fly away now?
To a world that abhors you and I?
All that awaits you is a somber morrow
No matter where the winds may blow

My friend, your desire
Is the bringer of life, the gift of the goddess

My friend, the fates are cruel
There are no dreams, no honor remains
The arrow has left the bow of the goddess

My soul, corrupted by vengeance
Hath endured torment, to find the end of the journey
In my own salvation
And your eternal slumber

Legend shall speak
Of sacrifice at world’s end
The wind sails over the water’s surface
Quietly, but surely

Even if the morrow is barren of promises
Nothing shall forestall my return
To become the dew that quenches the land
To spare the sands, the seas, the skies
I offer thee this silent sacrifice

The Desiderata, Max Ehrmann


Go placidly amid the noise and haste,
and remember what peace there may be in silence.
As far as possible without surrender
be on good terms with all persons.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly;
and listen to others,
even the dull and the ignorant;
they too have their story.

Avoid loud and aggressive persons,
they are vexations to the spirit.
If you compare yourself with others,
you may become vain and bitter;
for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.
Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.

Keep interested in your own career, however humble;
it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.
Exercise caution in your business affairs;
for the world is full of trickery.
But let this not blind you to what virtue there is;
many persons strive for high ideals;
and everywhere life is full of heroism.

Be yourself.
Especially, do not feign affection.
Neither be cynical about love;
for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment
it is as perennial as the grass.

Take kindly the counsel of the years,
gracefully surrendering the things of youth.
Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune.
But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings.
Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.
Beyond a wholesome discipline,
be gentle with yourself.

You are a child of the universe,
no less than the trees and the stars;
you have a right to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you,
no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

Therefore be at peace with God,
whatever you conceive Him to be,
and whatever your labors and aspirations,
in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your soul.

With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams,
it is still a beautiful world.
Be cheerful.
Strive to be happy.

Favorite quotes

"If fate is a millstone, then we are the grist. There is nothing we can do. So I wish for strength. If I cannot protect them from the wheel, then give me a strong blade, and enough strength... to shatter fate." Ichigo Kurosaki, Bleach

"Is this the pain you felt before? Cloud? Let me remind you, this time, you won't forget." Sephiroth, Final Fantasy VII Advent Children

"Tell me what you cherish most. Give me the pleasure of taking it away." Sephiroth, Final Fantasy VII Advent Children

"I pity you. You just don't get it at all. There's not a thing I don't cherish." Cloud Strife, Final Fantasy VII Advent Children

"Stay where you belong, in my memories." Cloud Strife, Final Fantasy VII Advent Children

"I will... never be a memory." Sephiroth, Final Fantasy VII Advent Children

"Those eyes, I hate those damn eyes, and that's why you gotta die!" Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez, Bleach

"Everybody lies." Gregory House, House

"La shaiq' waqee mutlak bl kollin mumkin." Altair, Assassin's Creed

"The laws of alchemy don't justify murder!" Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood

"Human kind cannot gain anything without giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is the law of Equivalent Exchange." Alphonse Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist.

"There are some lines, you really shouldn't cross." Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood

"Treating illnesses is why we become doctors. Treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable." Gregory House, House

"Sometimes the best gift is the gift of never seeing you again." Gregory House, House

"Do you understand the words that are coming outta my mouth?" James Carter, Rush Hour

"Sorry Lee but you can't be black. There's a height requirement." James Carter, Rush Hour 3

"I'm about to beat the puberty outta ya'll!" James Carter, Rush Hour 3

"If you can't win the game. If you can't solve the puzzle. Then you're just a loser." Near, Death Note

"That settles it. The Death Note, it's for real!" Light Yagami, Death Note

"If I were Kira, you'd be dead Mr. Soichiro Yagami, chief of the NPA. Please do not give out you name so carelessly. Instead, let's value our lives." L, Death Note

"I WILL EAT YOUR UNHAPPINESS!!!" Caboose, Red vs Blue

"Your toast has been burned, and no amount of scraping will remove the black parts." Caboose, Red vs Blue

"Don't you think it's ironic that you're about to shoot us and you don't have enough ammo?" Grif, Red vs Blue

"So then was one guy, said some things to another guy, and the people liked it. And that's pretty much that." Church, Red vs Blue

"It says peace talks have broken down. Now we do it our way." Wash, Red vs Blue

"Yes. Grif is dead. It's a sad day. But he died as he lived. Lieing on his belly, trying to get someone else to do his work for him." Sarge, Red vs Blue

"Okay. So who's first?" Tex, Red vs Blue

"You shot Church, you team killing fucktard!" Tucker, Red vs Blue

"Alright that's it. I swear to God, Caboose, your ass is haunted. When we're done here, I'm going to haunt you." Church, Red vs Blue

"Relax, I'm not going to give it a cold. I'm just gonna go in there, step on its neck, and shoot it in the head. Because that's how I roll." Church, Red vs Blue

"Okay guys, I don't mean to be rude, but I've got a missing girlfriend, a guy who's pregnant, an idiot who thinks his pet just died, AND our worst enemy is hanging out unsupervised in our base right now. So I really, really, REALLY don't have time for this HORSESHIT RIGHT NOW!" Church, Red vs Blue

"Oh my God Caboose, shut up. Andy, blow up. Doc, you're fired, get outta here. I'm gonna go shoot Tucker." Church, Red vs Blue

"Holy crap, WHO IS RUNNING THIS ARMY?" Church, Red vs Blue

"Angel on my Shoulder, this is Director Church. I respectfully request your assistance. Our situation is rather dire." Director Church, Red vs Blue

"Uh, Simmons. We're the Reds. We don't walk anywhere. We travel as the Good Lord intended: in the largest possible vehicle with the maximum horsepower allowed by local law enforcement. And if there are no cars available, we find the biggest, nastiest, meanest land animal we possibly can; beat the crap out of it, and saddle that puppy up." Sarge, Red vs Blue

"First I whip it out! Then I thrust it! With great force...! Every angle...! It penetrates...! Until...! With great strength...! I... ram it in! In the end... we are all satisfied. And you are set free." Dante, Devil May Cry 4

"Though a fight every now and then does make life a little more interesting. Don't ya think?" Dante, Devil May Cry 4

" Not all of us got off scot free, Carolina. He was brilliant! -takes Delta's form as he says brilliant- And we trusted him! -switches to Theta as he says this- But he lied to us! -switches to Gamma as he says this- He twisted and tortured us! And used us! -switches to Omega as he says this- Manipulated us for his own purposes! -switches to Sigma while saying this- And for what?! For this?! This... shadow?! -switches back to himself- He needs to pay!" Epsilon, Red vs. Blue

Favorite monolouges

"Of course you're alone. Everyone's alone. There's no such thing as friends. There's just you, and you, and you, forever. So what if your friends are gone? You can't change the past, you can only look to the future. Tomorrow is yours for the taking, but in order to take it, you must have power, and if you want this power, you have to be merciless. Use this card, and you can conquer anything that gets in your way." The Supreme King, Yugioh GX

"Ichigo, What's the difference between a king and his horse? And I'm not talking about obvious stuff, like one's an animal and one's a person. Or one has two legs and one has four. Form, ability, and power. That's what's puzzleing, if their form, ability, and power are exactly the same, why is it that one becomes the king and leads them into battle, while the other becomes the horse and carries the king? So what's the characteristic that distinguishes these two beings? There's only one answer, instinct. In order for idenical beings to grow stronger and gain power, they must develop a killer instinct, and that instinct is mostly forged in battle. They must develop an insatiable hunger to engage in battle, they must live to mercilessly crush, shred, and slice their enemys. This thirst for power is not an unnatural desire, in fact it forms the very essense of our being. deep within our body lies the honed instinct to dominate and slaughter our enemys. My friend you don't have that, you use your brain to try and win a fight, you attempt to defeat your enemys with reason and logic. You don't tap into those pure base instincts that exist within your core, waiting to be released, and the simple fact is that it doesn't work, you might as well try to cut them with a sheathed sword, that's why you're weaker than me, Ichigo. I'm not gonna have it, I don't know about Zangetsu, but I refuse to carry a king who's weaker than me. Someone who's hesitation and uncertainty will end up getting us both cut to pieces. If you aren't willing to assert your strength and retain the crown, then I'll destroy you. Which means that, I'll be king." Hollow Ichigo, Bleach

"I applied my heart to no wisdom. And to no madness and folly. I percieved that this also was a chasing of the wind. For in much wisdom, is much grief. And he who increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow." Al Mualim, Assassin's Creed

"You know not the things in which you meddle Assassin. I spare you only that you may return to your master and deliver a message. The Holy Land is lost to him and his. He should flee now, while he has the chance. Stay, and all of you will die." Robert De Sable, Assassin's Creed

"The Lifestream. That's what we call the river of life that circles our planet, giving life to the world and everything in it. The Shinra Electric Power Company discovered a way to use the Lifestream as an energy source. Because of Shinra's energy, we were able to live very comfortable lives. But wasn't that because we were taking away from the planet's life? A lot of people thought so. Shinra used their power to try and stop anybody who got in their way. Shinra had a special group of warriors called SOLDIER, and all of the SOLDIERS had Jenova cells put inside them. Jenova was a calamity that fell from the sky a long long time ago, and tried to destroy the planet. Anyway, there was one SOLDIER named Sephiroth, who was better than the rest. But when he found out about the terrible experiments that made him, he began to hate Shinra. And then, over time, he began to hate everything. Shinra, and the people against them. Sephiroth hated the planet so much, he wanted to make it go away. And the people who tried to stop him. There were a lot of battles. For every battle, there was more sadness. Someone I love went back to the Lifestream too. And then, it came. The chosen day. In the end, the planet itself had to make the battles stop for good. The planet used the Lifestream as a weapon, and when it burst out of the Earth, all the fighting, all the greed and sadness, everything, was washed away. Sadness was the price to see it end. It's been two years since they told me that." Marlene, Final Fantasy VII Advent Children

"Mother has given me a very special gift, the ability to fight against a planet that torments humanity. She gave this gift to all her children. That's right, you and I are brethren. Brothers and sisters chosen when we inherited Mother's mamedic legacy through the Lifestream! But, the planet doesn't approve of that at all! It's doing everything it can to hold us back! That's why it's wracking our bodies with pain, and filling our hearts with doubt! Now, I shall heal you, and we will go to Mother together! We will join as a family, and strike back at the planet!" Kadaj, Final Fantasy VII Advent Children

"Alchemy, the science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter. However it is not an all powerful art. It's impossible to create something from nothing. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is the law of Equvalent Exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accordance with this law there is a taboo among alchemists. Human transmutation is strictly forbidden. For what could equal the value of a human soul?" Opening for Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood

"Who's... hand is this? It's... it's mine. Does this mean... I've become someone that people need? Who's that? Is that me? Yes, it's me. Me, wanting to be needed by someone. Why? Why did I want that? Why did I yearn for that? Those eyes. That nose. That mouth. Why? Why is that Gaara? I was in there. No. What am I anyway? I'm only aware of being me. So who am I? Am I anything more than just this small consciousness?" Gaara, Naruto Shippuden episode 17: The Death of Gaara.

"Let me ask you something. You ever wonder why we're here? No! I mean why are you here? You always act like you want to quit. You could have left whenever you wanted. No one would have stopped ya. So why are you here? And you, Simmons! You say you want to be in charge. They'd have given you your own squad a dozen times over. You know it. I know it. But you're still here. And you, Tucker! Much as I hate to say it, you're actually good at being a soldier. I know you like to make your rude comments, pretend like it all doesn't matter. But an entire alien race chose you to be their hero. So why are you here? And Caboose. Uh... it's good to see you. Maybe you're all here cause this is the only place you fit in. Maybe you're all here cause this is the only place you have to go. Or maybe you're all here, cause deep down, you want to be here. The reason doesn't matter. What matters is that you're here. For all we know, Church and Tex are dead. So we're the only ones who know what's happened, the only ones who can keep them from covering it up. The way I see it, these Freelancer guys want to use us, take us away from our families, and send us all over the deadgum galaxy to test if their agents are ready for the big fight! Well, time to show 'em what a big fight is all about! Time to clean the slate! So I ain't ordering you to go. I ain't even asking. You do what you gotta do, Private Grif." Sarge, Red vs Blue, season 8, episode 17

"A great love is a lot like a good memory. When it's there, and you know it's there, but it's just out of your reach, it can be all that you think about. Then you can focus on it and try to force it, but the more you do, the more you seem to push it away. But if you're patient and you hold still, well maybe, just maybe, it'll come to you. I just have to be somewhere she can find me. And I mean hell...if you have to live the rest of your life in a memory...you might as well make it a good one." Church, Red vs Blue Revelation, episode 19

"You know, Caboose, I used to not care. I just went along with orders and hoped that everything would work out for me. But after all that has happened, you know what I learned? It's not about hating the guy on the other side because someone told you to. I mean, you should hate someone because they're an asshole, or pervert, or snob, or they're lazy, or arrogant, or an idiot, or a know-it-all. Those are reasons to dislike somebody. You don't hate a person because someone told you to. You have to learn to despise them on a personal level. Not because they're Red, or Blue, but because you know them, and you see them every single day, and you can't stand them because they are a complete and total fucking douchebag." Church, Red vs Blue, season 5, final episode

"Dear Chairman, I am disappointed by your decision to press charges, but I am not surprised. My only hope is that the courts will see the matters differently than you have. You see, I never had the chance to serve in battle. Nor did fate provide me the opportunity to sacrifice myself for humanity as it did for so many others in the Great War. Someone extremely dear to me was lost very early in my life. My mind has always plauged me with the question, if the choice had been placed in my hands, could I have saved her? The memory of her has haunted me my entire life, and more so in these last few years than I could ever have imagined. But given the events of these past few weeks, I feel confident that had I been given the chance, I would have made those sacrifices myself. Had I only the chance. I know that you disagreed with my methods and that others will as well. This is beyond my control. However... I cannot imagine that any court would be able to convict me, no matter how low their opinion of my actions might be. You must understand one basic fact for all this to make sense, my dear Chairman: these AI... they all come from somewhere. They are all based on a person. Our Alpha was no exception. And while the law has many penalties for the atrocities we inflict on others... there are no punishments for the terrors that we inflict on ourselves. So you send your men. They won't find themselves a fight. They'll only find an old man. An old man tired, but satisfied he did his duty. An old man weary from a mind more filled with memory than it is with hope. Sincerely yours, the former Director of Project Freelancer, Dr. Leonard Church." Red vs Blue Reconstruction episode 19.

Favorite Dialouges

Assassin's Creed

Altaïr: Be at peace.

Tamir: You'll pay for this. You and all your kind.

Altaïr: It seems you're the one who pays now, my friend. You'll not profit from suffering any longer.

Tamir: You think me some petty death dealer, suckling at the breast of war!? A strange target, don't you think? Why me, when so many others do the same?

Altaïr: You believe yourself different, then?

Tamir: Oh but I am, for I serve a far nobler cause than mere profit. Just like my brothers.

Altaïr: Brothers?

Tamir: Ah, but he thinks I act alone. I am but a piece, a man with a part to play. You'll come to know the others soon enough...they won't take kindly to what you've done!

Altaïr: Good. I look forward to ending their lives as well!

Tamir: Such pride. It will destroy you, child.

Altaïr: Let go your burden.

Garnier: Ah, I'll rest now, yes. The endless dream calls to me, but before I close my eyes, I must know: what will become of my children?

Altaïr: You mean the people made to suffer your cruel experiments!? They'll be free to return to their homes!

Garnier: Homes!? What homes!? The sewers? The brothels? The prisons that we would hide them from?

Altaïr: You took these people against their will!

Garnier: Yes, what little will there was for them to have. Are you really so naive? Do you appease a crying child, simply because he wails? "But I want to play with fire, father". What would you say? "As you wish?". Ah, but then you'd answer for his burns.

Altaïr: These are not children, but men and women, full grown.

Garnier: In body, perhaps, but not in mind, which is the very damage I sought to repair. I admit, without the Piece of Eden-which you stole from us- my progress was slowed. But there are herbs, mixtures and extracts. My guards are proof of this: they were madmen before I found and freed them from the prisons of their own minds...and with my death, madmen they will be again.

Altaïr: You truly believe you were helping them?

Garnier: It's not what I believe...it's what I know.

Altaïr: You've nowhere to run now. Share your secrets with me.

Talal: My part is played. The Brotherhood is not so weak that my death will stop its work.

Altaïr: What Brotherhood?

Talal: Al Mualim is not the only one with designs upon the Holy Land. And that's all you'll have from me!

Altaïr: Then we are finished. Beg forgiveness from your god!

Talal: He's long abandoned us. Long abandoned the men and women I took into my arms.

Altaïr: What do you mean?

Talal: Beggars, whores, addicts, lepers: do they strike you as proper slaves? Unfit for even the most menial tasks? No, I took them not to sell, but to save, and yet you'd kill us all...for no other reason than it was asked of you.

Altaïr: No! You profit from the war, from lives lost and broken.

Talal: Yes, you would think that, ignorant as you are. Wall off your mind: they say it's what your kind do best. Do you see the irony in all this? No, not yet, it seems, but you will...

Altaïr: Be at peace now. Their words can no longer do harm.

Abu'l: Why have you done this!?

Altaïr: You stole money from those you claimed to lead, sent it away for some unknown purpose. I want to know where it's gone and why!

Abu'l: Look at me! My very nature is an affront to the people I ruled, and these noble robes did little more than to muffle their shouts of hate.

Altaïr: So this is about vengeance, then?

Abu'l: No, not vengeance, but my conscience. How could I finance a war in service to the same god that calls me an abomination?

Altaïr: If you do not serve Saladin's cause, then whose?

Abu'l: In time, you'll come to know them: I think perhaps you already do.

Altaïr: Then why hide? And why these dark deeds?

Abu'l: Is it so different from your own work? You take the lives of men and women, strong in the conviction that their deaths will improve the lots of those left behind: a final evil for a greater good. We are the same!

Altaïr: No! We are nothing alike!

Abu'l: Ah, but I see it in your eyes: you doubt. You cannot stop us...we will have our "New World"

Altaïr: Rest now. Your schemes are at an end.

William: What do you know of my work?

Altaïr: I know that you were going to murder Richard, and claim Acre for your son, Conrad.

William (laughing): For Conrad!? My son is an arse, unfit to lead his host, let alone a kingdom! And Richard? The oc e no is no better, blinded as he is by faith in the insubstantial. Acre does not belong to either of them!

Altaïr: Then who?

William: The city belongs to its people!

Altaïr: How can you claim to speak for the citizens!? You stole their food, disciplined them without mercy, forced them into service under you!

William: Everything I did, I did to prepare them for the "New World". Stole their food? No, I took possession, so that when the lean times came, it might be rationed properly. (coughes chokingly). Look around: my district is without crime- save those committed by you and your ilk!- and as for the conscription, they were not being trained to fight: they were being taught the merits of order and discipline. These things are hardly evil.

Altaïr: No matter how noble you believe your intentions, these actions are cruel and cannot continue!

William (laughing): We'll see how sweet they are, the fruits of your labours. You do not free the cities as you believe, but rather damn them! And in the end, you'll have only yourself to blame...you, who speak of good intentions.

Altaïr: Your work here is finished.

Majd: No! No! It had only just begun!

Altaïr: Tell me, what's your part in all this? Do you intend to defend yourself as the others have, and explain away your evil deeds?

Majd: The Brotherhood wanted the city: I wanted power. There was... an opportunity.

Altaïr: An opportunity to murder innocents!

Majd: Not so innocent! Dissident voices cut deep as steel. They disrupt order. In this, I do agree with the Brotherhood.

Altaïr: You'd kill people simply for believing differently from you?

Majd: Of course not! I killed them because I could! Because it was fun! Do you know what it feels like to determine another man's fate? And did you see the way the people cheered? The way they feared me? I was like a god! You'd have done the same if you could! Such power!

Altaïr: Once perhaps, but then I learned what becomes of those who lift themselves above others.

Majd: And what is that?

Altaïr: Here, let me show you! (stabs Majd in the neck with the Hidden Blade)

Jubair: Why!? Why have you done this?!

Altaïr: Men must be free to do what they believe. It is not our right to punish one for thinking what they do, no matter how much we disagree!

Jubair: Then what?

Altaïr: You of all people should know the answer. Educate them, teach them right from wrong. It must be knowledge that frees them, not force.

Jubair: They do not learn, fixed in their ways as they are. You are naive to think otherwise. It's an illness, for which there is but one cure.

Altaïr: You're wrong, and that is why you must be put to rest.

Jubair: Am I not unlike those precious books you seek to save? A source of knowledge with which you disagree. Yet you are rather quick to steal my life.

Altaïr: A small sacrifice to save many. It is necessary.

Jubair: Is it not ancient scrolls that inspire the Crusaders, that fill Saladin and his men with a sense of righteous fury? Their texts endanger others, bring death in their wake. I too was making a small sacrifice. It matters little now: your deed is done...and so am I.

Sibrand: Please, don't do this!

Altaïr: You are afraid...

Sibrand: Of course I am afraid!

Altaïr: But you'll be safe now, held in the arms of your god.

Sibrand: Have my brothers taught you nothing!? I know what waits for me, for all of us!

Altaïr: If not your god, then what?

Sibrand: Nothing. Nothing waits...and that is what I fear.

Altaïr: You don't believe?

Sibrand: How could I, given what I know? What I've seen? Our treasure was the proof!

Altaïr: Proof of what?

Sibrand: That this life is all we have!

Altaïr: Linger a while longer then, and tell me of the part you were to play.

Sibrand: A blockade by sea, to keep the fool kings and queens from sending reinforcements once we...once we...

Altaïr: Conquered the Holy Land!?

Sibrand: Freed it, you fool, from the tyranny of faith!

Altaïr: Freedom!? You worked to overthrow cities, control men's minds, murdered any who spoke against you!

Sibrand: I followed my orders, believing in my cause, same as you.

Altaïr: It's done, then! Your schemes, like you, are put to rest!

Robert (laughing coldly): You know nothing of schemes. You're but a puppet: he betrayed you, boy, just as he betrayed me!

Altaïr: Speak sense, Templar, or not at all!

Robert: Nine men he sent you to kill, yes? The nine who guarded the treasure's secret?

Altaïr: What of it?

Robert: It wasn't nine who found the treasure, Assassin: not nine, but ten!

Altaïr: A tenth? None may live who carry the secret. Give me his name!

Robert: Oh, but you know him well, and I doubt very much you'd take his life as willingly as you've taken mine!

Altaïr: Who!?

Robert: It is your master, Al Mualim!

Altaïr: But he is not a Templar!

Robert: Did you never wonder how it is he knew so much? Where to find us, how many we numbered, what we aspire to attain?

Altaïr: He is the master of the Assassins!

Robert: Oui, master of lies, you and I just two more pawns in his grand game. And now, with my death, only you remain. Do you think he'll let you live, knowing what you do?

Altaïr: I've no interest in the treasure!

Robert: Ah, but he does! The only difference between your master and I is that he did not want to share! Ironic, isn't it, that I, your greatest enemy, kept you safe from harm. But now you've taken my life...and in the process, ended your own!

(Al Mualim collapses. The Piece of Eden falls from his hand and rolls away).

Al Mualim: Impossible! The student does not defeat the teacher!

Altaïr: La shaiq' waqee mutlak bl kollin mumkin.

Al Mualim: So it seems. You have won, then. Go and claim your prize.

Altaïr: You held fire in your hand, old man. It should have been destroyed!

Al Mualim: Destroy the only thing capable of ending the Crusades and creating true peace?! Never!

Altaïr: Then I will!

Al Mualim: We'll see about that...

Kadaj: Boy do I hate liars.

Rufus: I apologize. This time you get the truth. The object you seek fell from the helicopter while we were running from you. I'm afraid we were careless.

Kadaj: Is that right?

Rufus: I swear it.

Kadaj: Fine, then swear on these. (tosses Tseng and Elena's id cards behind him)

Rufus: Why did you do this?

Kadaj: We need Mother's power. The reunion is coming, and we need her.

Rufus: Reunion?

Kadaj: My brothers and sisters who share Mother's cells will all assemble, and together we'll take revenge on the planet. We've already sent out the invitations, but someone's gone and hidden the guest of honor.

Rufus: Invitations?

Kadaj: The stigma. But you know all about that don't you sir? Mother's mamedic legacy lives on in the Lifestream and makes it happen. She does so much for us, and we... we don't even know where to find her. But what can we do? We're just remnants, remnants of Mother's legacy. Until we find Mother and recieve her cells, we can't be whole again. Geostigma and a legacy aren't enough. Not for a true reunion.

Rufus: What do you mean?

Kadaj: But sir, surely you've noticed.

Ed: Where am I?

Truth: Hello.

Ed: Who are you?

Truth: Oh, I so glad you asked! I am called by many names. I'm the world. I'm the universe. I'm God. I am Truth. I am all. I am one. And I am also, you. -Gate opens behind Ed- You have dared to knock on the door. Now, the door is open. -Gate starts pulling Ed toward it-

Ed: -screaming-

Truth: Quiet child. This is what you wanted, isn't it? I will so you, the truth. -after Ed returns- How was it?

Ed: I was right. My theory of human transmutation wasn't wrong! It can be done! It's possible! It's still just missing something! All of the answers I need are right here! The truth about human transmutation! Please! You have to show it to me again!

Truth: I can't do that. I've already shown you all I can for the toll you've paid.

Ed: Toll? What toll?

Truth: This, surly you knew. -Ed's left leg disappears and reappears on him- It's the law of Equivalent Exchange! Right, young alchemist?

For everyone who hates stereotypes:

I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE OTAKU, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm STRAIGHT so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (What the Puck does this even mean?)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!...or a Hollow.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT,so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

Heres a copy of the Fourty Nine Laws of Anime, copy it if you're a anime writer.

Fourty- Nine laws of Anime:

Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito

1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.

2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary- Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.

18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...

22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

34. Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary(Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
--Extreme Coolness
--Amazing intelligence
--Incredible Irritation

37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First CorollaryUnfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.

44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (Sniff Sniff So True!!)

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave


52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me


A negative charge will result in the
hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot
couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and


#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and


Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become


First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toastied.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toastied.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the
size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following


1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive


#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko


#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being
immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
spaceborne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said
character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.
No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At
least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.

The 48 Laws of Power

by Robert Greene and Joost Elffers

Law 1

Never Outshine the Master

Always make those above you feel comfortably superior. In your desire to please or impress them, do not go too far in displaying your talents or you might accomplish the opposite – inspire fear and insecurity. Make your masters appear more brilliant than they are and you will attain the heights of power.

Law 2

Never put too Much Trust in Friends, Learn how to use Enemies

Be wary of friends-they will betray you more quickly, for they are easily aroused to envy. They also become spoiled and tyrannical. But hire a former enemy and he will be more loyal than a friend, because he has more to prove. In fact, you have more to fear from friends than from enemies. If you have no enemies, find a way to make them.

Law 3

Conceal your Intentions

Keep people off-balance and in the dark by never revealing the purpose behind your actions. If they have no clue what you are up to, they cannot prepare a defense. Guide them far enough down the wrong path, envelope them in enough smoke, and by the time they realize your intentions, it will be too late.

Law 4

Always Say Less than Necessary

When you are trying to impress people with words, the more you say, the more common you appear, and the less in control. Even if you are saying something banal, it will seem original if you make it vague, open-ended, and sphinxlike. Powerful people impress and intimidate by saying less. The more you say, the more likely you are to say something foolish.

Law 5

So Much Depends on Reputation – Guard it with your Life

Reputation is the cornerstone of power. Through reputation alone you can intimidate and win; once you slip, however, you are vulnerable, and will be attacked on all sides. Make your reputation unassailable. Always be alert to potential attacks and thwart them before they happen. Meanwhile, learn to destroy your enemies by opening holes in their own reputations. Then stand aside and let public opinion hang them.

Law 6

Court Attention at all Cost

Everything is judged by its appearance; what is unseen counts for nothing. Never let yourself get lost in the crowd, then, or buried in oblivion. Stand out. Be conspicuous, at all cost. Make yourself a magnet of attention by appearing larger, more colorful, more mysterious, than the bland and timid masses.

Law 7

Get others to do the Work for you, but Always Take the Credit

Use the wisdom, knowledge, and legwork of other people to further your own cause. Not only will such assistance save you valuable time and energy, it will give you a godlike aura of efficiency and speed. In the end your helpers will be forgotten and you will be remembered. Never do yourself what others can do for you.

Law 8

Make other People come to you – use Bait if Necessary

When you force the other person to act, you are the one in control. It is always better to make your opponent come to you, abandoning his own plans in the process. Lure him with fabulous gains – then attack. You hold the cards.

Law 9

Win through your Actions, Never through Argument

Any momentary triumph you think gained through argument is really a Pyrrhic victory: The resentment and ill will you stir up is stronger and lasts longer than any momentary change of opinion. It is much more powerful to get others to agree with you through your actions, without saying a word. Demonstrate, do not explicate.

Law 10

Infection: Avoid the Unhappy and Unlucky

You can die from someone else’s misery – emotional states are as infectious as disease. You may feel you are helping the drowning man but you are only precipitating your own disaster. The unfortunate sometimes draw misfortune on themselves; they will also draw it on you. Associate with the happy and fortunate instead.

Law 11

Learn to Keep People Dependent on You

To maintain your independence you must always be needed and wanted. The more you are relied on, the more freedom you have. Make people depend on you for their happiness and prosperity and you have nothing to fear. Never teach them enough so that they can do without you.

Law 12

Use Selective Honesty and Generosity to Disarm your Victim

One sincere and honest move will cover over dozens of dishonest ones. Open-hearted gestures of honesty and generosity bring down the guard of even the most suspicious people. Once your selective honesty opens a hole in their armor, you can deceive and manipulate them at will. A timely gift – a Trojan horse – will serve the same purpose.

Law 13

When Asking for Help, Appeal to People’s Self-Interest,

Never to their Mercy or Gratitude

If you need to turn to an ally for help, do not bother to remind him of your past assistance and good deeds. He will find a way to ignore you. Instead, uncover something in your request, or in your alliance with him, that will benefit him, and emphasize it out of all proportion. He will respond enthusiastically when he sees something to be gained for himself.

Law 14

Pose as a Friend, Work as a Spy

Knowing about your rival is critical. Use spies to gather valuable information that will keep you a step ahead. Better still: Play the spy yourself. In polite social encounters, learn to probe. Ask indirect questions to get people to reveal their weaknesses and intentions. There is no occasion that is not an opportunity for artful spying.

Law 15

Crush your Enemy Totally

All great leaders since Moses have known that a feared enemy must be crushed completely. (Sometimes they have learned this the hard way.) If one ember is left alight, no matter how dimly it smolders, a fire will eventually break out. More is lost through stopping halfway than through total annihilation: The enemy will recover, and will seek revenge. Crush him, not only in body but in spirit.

Law 16

Use Absence to Increase Respect and Honor

Too much circulation makes the price go down: The more you are seen and heard from, the more common you appear. If you are already established in a group, temporary withdrawal from it will make you more talked about, even more admired. You must learn when to leave. Create value through scarcity.

Law 17

Keep Others in Suspended Terror: Cultivate an Air of Unpredictability

Humans are creatures of habit with an insatiable need to see familiarity in other people’s actions. Your predictability gives them a sense of control. Turn the tables: Be deliberately unpredictable. Behavior that seems to have no consistency or purpose will keep them off-balance, and they will wear themselves out trying to explain your moves. Taken to an extreme, this strategy can intimidate and terrorize.

Law 18

Do Not Build Fortresses to Protect Yourself – Isolation is Dangerous

The world is dangerous and enemies are everywhere – everyone has to protect themselves. A fortress seems the safest. But isolation exposes you to more dangers than it protects you from – it cuts you off from valuable information, it makes you conspicuous and an easy target. Better to circulate among people find allies, mingle. You are shielded from your enemies by the crowd.

Law 19

Know Who You’re Dealing with – Do Not Offend the Wrong Person

There are many different kinds of people in the world, and you can never assume that everyone will react to your strategies in the same way. Deceive or outmaneuver some people and they will spend the rest of their lives seeking revenge. They are wolves in lambs’ clothing. Choose your victims and opponents carefully, then – never offend or deceive the wrong person.

Law 20

Do Not Commit to Anyone

It is the fool who always rushes to take sides. Do not commit to any side or cause but yourself. By maintaining your independence, you become the master of others – playing people against one another, making them pursue you.

Law 21

Play a Sucker to Catch a Sucker – Seem Dumber than your Mark

No one likes feeling stupider than the next persons. The trick, is to make your victims feel smart – and not just smart, but smarter than you are. Once convinced of this, they will never suspect that you may have ulterior motives.

Law 22

Use the Surrender Tactic: Transform Weakness into Power

When you are weaker, never fight for honor’s sake; choose surrender instead. Surrender gives you time to recover, time to torment and irritate your conqueror, time to wait for his power to wane. Do not give him the satisfaction of fighting and defeating you – surrender first. By turning the other check you infuriate and unsettle him. Make surrender a tool of power.

Law 23

Concentrate Your Forces

Conserve your forces and energies by keeping them concentrated at their strongest point. You gain more by finding a rich mine and mining it deeper, than by flitting from one shallow mine to another – intensity defeats extensity every time. When looking for sources of power to elevate you, find the one key patron, the fat cow who will give you milk for a long time to come.

Law 24

Play the Perfect Courtier

The perfect courtier thrives in a world where everything revolves around power and political dexterity. He has mastered the art of indirection; he flatters, yields to superiors, and asserts power over others in the mot oblique and graceful manner. Learn and apply the laws of courtiership and there will be no limit to how far you can rise in the court.

Law 25

Re-Create Yourself

Do not accept the roles that society foists on you. Re-create yourself by forging a new identity, one that commands attention and never bores the audience. Be the master of your own image rather than letting others define if for you. Incorporate dramatic devices into your public gestures and actions – your power will be enhanced and your character will seem larger than life.

Law 26

Keep Your Hands Clean

You must seem a paragon of civility and efficiency: Your hands are never soiled by mistakes and nasty deeds. Maintain such a spotless appearance by using others as scapegoats and cat’s-paws to disguise your involvement.

Law 27

Play on People’s Need to Believe to Create a Cultlike Following

People have an overwhelming desire to believe in something. Become the focal point of such desire by offering them a cause, a new faith to follow. Keep your words vague but full of promise; emphasize enthusiasm over rationality and clear thinking. Give your new disciples rituals to perform, ask them to make sacrifices on your behalf. In the absence of organized religion and grand causes, your new belief system will bring you untold power.

Law 28

Enter Action with Boldness

If you are unsure of a course of action, do not attempt it. Your doubts and hesitations will infect your execution. Timidity is dangerous: Better to enter with boldness. Any mistakes you commit through audacity are easily corrected with more audacity. Everyone admires the bold; no one honors the timid.

Law 29

Plan All the Way to the End

The ending is everything. Plan all the way to it, taking into account all the possible consequences, obstacles, and twists of fortune that might reverse your hard work and give the glory to others. By planning to the end you will not be overwhelmed by circumstances and you will know when to stop. Gently guide fortune and help determine the future by thinking far ahead.

Law 30

Make your Accomplishments Seem Effortless

Your actions must seem natural and executed with ease. All the toil and practice that go into them, and also all the clever tricks, must be concealed. When you act, act effortlessly, as if you could do much more. Avoid the temptation of revealing how hard you work – it only raises questions. Teach no one your tricks or they will be used against you.

Law 31

Control the Options: Get Others to Play with the Cards you Deal

The best deceptions are the ones that seem to give the other person a choice: Your victims feel they are in control, but are actually your puppets. Give people options that come out in your favor whichever one they choose. Force them to make choices between the lesser of two evils, both of which serve your purpose. Put them on the horns of a dilemma: They are gored wherever they turn.

Law 32

Play to People’s Fantasies

The truth is often avoided because it is ugly and unpleasant. Never appeal to truth and reality unless you are prepared for the anger that comes for disenchantment. Life is so harsh and distressing that people who can manufacture romance or conjure up fantasy are like oases in the desert: Everyone flocks to them. There is great power in tapping into the fantasies of the masses.

Law 33

Discover Each Man’s Thumbscrew

Everyone has a weakness, a gap in the castle wall. That weakness is usual y an insecurity, an uncontrollable emotion or need; it can also be a small secret pleasure. Either way, once found, it is a thumbscrew you can turn to your advantage.

Law 34

Be Royal in your Own Fashion: Act like a King to be treated like one

The way you carry yourself will often determine how you are treated; In the long run, appearing vulgar or common will make people disrespect you. For a king respects himself and inspires the same sentiment in others. By acting regally and confident of your powers, you make yourself seem destined to wear a crown.

Law 35

Master the Art of Timing

Never seem to be in a hurry – hurrying betrays a lack of control over yourself, and over time. Always seem patient, as if you know that everything will come to you eventually. Become a detective of the right moment; sniff out the spirit of the times, the trends that will carry you to power. Learn to stand back when the time is not yet ripe, and to strike fiercely when it has reached fruition.

Law 36

Disdain Things you cannot have: Ignoring them is the best Revenge

By acknowledging a petty problem you give it existence and credibility. The more attention you pay an enemy, the stronger you make him; and a small mistake is often made worse and more visible when you try to fix it. It is sometimes best to leave things alone. If there is something you want but cannot have, show contempt for it. The less interest you reveal, the more superior you seem.

Law 37

Create Compelling Spectacles

Striking imagery and grand symbolic gestures create the aura of power – everyone responds to them. Stage spectacles for those around you, then full of arresting visuals and radiant symbols that heighten your presence. Dazzled by appearances, no one will notice what you are really doing.

Law 38

Think as you like but Behave like others

If you make a show of going against the times, flaunting your unconventional ideas and unorthodox ways, people will think that you only want attention and that you look down upon them. They will find a way to punish you for making them feel inferior. It is far safer to blend in and nurture the common touch. Share your originality only with tolerant friends and those who are sure to appreciate your uniqueness.

Law 39

Stir up Waters to Catch Fish

Anger and emotion are strategically counterproductive. You must always stay calm and objective. But if you can make your enemies angry while staying calm yourself, you gain a decided advantage. Put your enemies off-balance: Find the chink in their vanity through which you can rattle them and you hold the strings.

Law 40

Despise the Free Lunch

What is offered for free is dangerous – it usually involves either a trick or a hidden obligation. What has worth is worth paying for. By paying your own way you stay clear of gratitude, guilt, and deceit. It is also often wise to pay the full price – there is no cutting corners with excellence. Be lavish with your money and keep it circulating, for generosity is a sign and a magnet for power.

Law 41

Avoid Stepping into a Great Man’s Shoes

What happens first always appears better and more original than what comes after. If you succeed a great man or have a famous parent, you will have to accomplish double their achievements to outshine them. Do not get lost in their shadow, or stuck in a past not of your own making: Establish your own name and identity by changing course. Slay the overbearing father, disparage his legacy, and gain power by shining in your own way.

Law 42

Strike the Shepherd and the Sheep will Scatter

Trouble can often be traced to a single strong individual – the stirrer, the arrogant underling, the poisoned of goodwill. If you allow such people room to operate, others will succumb to their influence. Do not wait for the troubles they cause to multiply, do not try to negotiate with them – they are irredeemable. Neutralize their influence by isolating or banishing them. Strike at the source of the trouble and the sheep will scatter.

Law 43

Work on the Hearts and Minds of Others

Coercion creates a reaction that will eventually work against you. You must seduce others into wanting to move in your direction. A person you have seduced becomes your loyal pawn. And the way to seduce others is to operate on their individual psychologies and weaknesses. Soften up the resistant by working on their emotions, playing on what they hold dear and what they fear. Ignore the hearts and minds of others and they will grow to hate you.

Law 44

Disarm and Infuriate with the Mirror Effect

The mirror reflects reality, but it is also the perfect tool for deception: When you mirror your enemies, doing exactly as they do, they cannot figure out your strategy. The Mirror Effect mocks and humiliates them, making them overreact. By holding up a mirror to their psyches, you seduce them with the illusion that you share their values; by holding up a mirror to their actions, you teach them a lesson. Few can resist the power of Mirror Effect.

Law 45

Preach the Need for Change, but Never Reform too much at Once

Everyone understands the need for change in the abstract, but on the day-to-day level people are creatures of habit. Too much innovation is traumatic, and will lead to revolt. If you are new to a position of power, or an outsider trying to build a power base, make a show of respecting the old way of doing things. If change is necessary, make it feel like a gentle improvement on the past.

Law 46

Never appear too Perfect

Appearing better than others is always dangerous, but most dangerous of all is to appear to have no faults or weaknesses. Envy creates silent enemies. It is smart to occasionally display defects, and admit to harmless vices, in order to deflect envy and appear more human and approachable. Only gods and the dead can seem perfect with impunity.

Law 47

Do not go Past the Mark you Aimed for; In Victory, Learn when to Stop

The moment of victory is often the moment of greatest peril. In the heat of victory, arrogance and overconfidence can push you past the goal you had aimed for, and by going too far, you make more enemies than you defeat. Do not allow success to go to your head. There is no substitute for strategy and careful planning. Set a goal, and when you reach it, stop.

Law 48

Assume Formlessness

By taking a shape, by having a visible plan, you open yourself to attack. Instead of taking a form for your enemy to grasp, keep yourself adaptable and on the move. Accept the fact that nothing is certain and no law is fixed. The best way to protect yourself is to be as fluid and formless as water; never bet on stability or lasting order. Everything changes.

Evil Overlord List

My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.

My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.

I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.

When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."

After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.

I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.

I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctuma small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.

I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.

One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child.Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.

All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.

The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.

I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 1:17 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.

I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."

When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.

I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.

I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.

Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.

I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.

No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.

I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way — even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless — my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.

I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, This Cannot Be!! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)

No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.

No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.

I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.

My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.

I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.

All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.

I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.

I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.

I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.

I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.

I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.

If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.

If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.

If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.

I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.

Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.

When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around.

I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.

I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.

I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.

If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This," and kill the advisor.

If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.

I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.

If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.

My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.

If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.

I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.

If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.

I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.

The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legions of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.

My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.

Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.

If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.

I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.

My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords.

If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed unless I have a response that satisfies them.

I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.

Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.

I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage.

If I must have computer systems with publicly available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.

My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.

No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.

I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again.

All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.

When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.

If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no.

If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable superweapon on them.

I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them to win.

When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.

I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.

If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)

If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutenant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer.

I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."

If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins.

If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress.

If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.

I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure.If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him.

I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.

I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of "Push the button."

I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.

If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again.

After I capture the hero's superweapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.

I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.

I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.

If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say that his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)

If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first.

When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.

My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look.

My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.

My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unravelled.

If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.

Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45MB in size.

Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

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Narutard Quiz

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

I'd say... Itachi.

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

NaruSaku, without doubt.

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

Hentai and yuri.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?


5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:

The first movie, Shippuden DVDs, cards, manga, couple of games.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?


7. NaruHina or KibaHina?


8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

I hate both because Sasuke loves none but himself and Sakura is destined to be with Naruto.

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai?

Team 7

10. Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)


11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

What kind of fucking stupid question is that? It was obvious before it was proven.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?


13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?


14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

Sadly, no.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

See above.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

Not ADD, just stupid.

17. Sub or dub?

Dub. I'd like to focus on action, not words on the bottom of the screen.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

She will be Naruto's wife one day.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

A bit of both.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?


21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

Are you retarded?

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Haku with his androgenous appearance.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

Eh... 60/40

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

Naruto, he could actually be useful and not a complete imbicile.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?


26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?


27. Do you like lemons?

Irrelevant question. Don't jerk me around.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

I have tried to educate them to no avail.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

It has an abridged series?

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

Could you repeat that?

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?


32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

I can't draw.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'


34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?


35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?


36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?


37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

He died sealing the Nine Tails into Naruto.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery?


39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

I'm a guy, so the way that's worded, I'm not answering, but despite my hatred of him, the form does look pretty kick ass.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?


41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?


A chat between shinobi(one of whom is an OC).

Ling: Sakura, we need to talk.

Sakura: About what?

Ling: Do you love Naruto?

Sakura: -blushing- No! Of course not!

Ling: Really? Because I have seen that you act like you do.

Sakura: You have not!

Ling: I have. You always act jealous when Naruto has possibly intimate moments with other women. That Preistess, Shion, that docter girl, Amaru, and that kunoichi, Fuka. Fuka in particular, given that unlike you, she managed to lock lips with Naruto. And you always ignore danger just to make sure he's alright. Sai told me that when Naruto and Yamato were sucked through time, you were screaming Naruto's name, completely ignoring Yamato. And when they returned, though you tried to hide it behind anger, you were truly happy that Naruto was alright.

Sakura: -blushing madly-

Ling: You know he loves you, right?

Sakura: -gasps- He does?

Ling: Indeed. In fact, he's here to say it right now.

Naruto: -enters- It's true, Sakura-chan! I love you!

Sakura: -muttering wide eyed- Naruto-kun.

Ling: -makes himself scarce-

Naruto: Sakura-chan, I love you more than anyone else in the world. You're everything to me.

Sakura: Naruto-kun... Ling was right. I love you too!

Naruto: Sakura-chan! -pulls Sakura into a passionate kiss-

Ling: -thinking from hiding spot- I rest my case.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

Assassin's Creed II players guide: inside the Animus many players will feel

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?

My can of pringles.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

King of the Hill.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:


5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?


6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My movie

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Today, to check on my cat.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

I was on an RP.

9. What are you wearing?

None of your damn business.

10. Did you dream last night?


11. When did you last laugh?

Last night, when I watched a Foamy cartoon.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?

Posters, Wallpaper, map, pictures, framed photo.

13. Seen anything weird lately?


14. What do you think of this quiz?

You people should go make some gay pornos.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy.

A trip to Sakuracon.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.

I know whoever made this quiz is gay.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Get rid of all the politicians and come up with a system that actually works.

19. Do you like to dance?

I have to be coerced.

20. George Bush:

Hate him.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?


22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?


23. Would you ever consider living abroad?


24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

"I would send you to Hell were it not for the fact that you find the screams of the damned to be a comforting sound."

25. Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR profile.

Peach Wookiee


The Rainwalker




Copy and Paste to do this survey

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost this.

List twelve characters from your fandom in no particular order

1. Sephiroth

2. Moka

3. L

4. Reno

5. Maka

6. Soul

7. Stein

8. Near

9. Spirit

10. Mosquito

11. Yoshimori

12. Madarao

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No and no.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

I'm a guy, so I won't answer that.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant

WTF. How?

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?


5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Not really.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Neither. One's incest and the other is just plain creepy.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Seven would document it for study.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.


9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Not a chance in Hell.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.


11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

How the fuck should I know?

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Don't know, don't give two shits

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Doubt it.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?


15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

None, because I would never write such a fic.

17. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Sephiroth and Stein(WTF) are in a happy relationship until Spirit runs off with Reno. Sephiroth, heartbroken, has a hot one night stand with Yoshimori(Need brain bleach) and a brief unhappy affair with Madarao(Really need brain bleach), then follows the wise advise of Maka and finds true love with L(Get my fucking brain bleach!)

What title would you give this fic?

I Died and Went to Otaku Hell.

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

One's in Soul Eater, the other's in Death Note.

19. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

If I wrote it, people who know me well would ask what the fuck I was smoking.

20. What might Ten scream in a moment of great passion?


21. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?

I require a strong mate to bear children worty of serving Lady Arachne. I have chosen you.

22. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

"Whatever floats your boat."

You drink a lot of tea.
You know what a brolly is.
Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
(X)You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
Fish and Chips are yummy.
You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
It's football...not soccer.
Total: 1

You wear flip flops all year.
You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
You love a backyard barbie.
(X) You know a barbie is not a doll.
You love the beach.
Sometimes you swear without realizing.
You're a sports fanatic.
You are tanned.
You're a bit of a bogan.
You have an Australian something
Total: 1

The Sopranos is a great show.
Your last name ends in a vowel.
Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
You know how a real meatball tastes.
You know Italian songs.
(X)You have dark hair and dark eye color.
(X)You speak some Italian.
You are under 5'10
You know what a Italian horn is
Spaghetti is the best food in the world!
(X) You talk with your hands
Total: 3

You say member instead of Remember.
(X) You speak Spanish or some.
(X) You like tacos.
YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
You are dark skinned.
(X)You know what a Puta is.
(X)You talk fast occasionally.
You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
You know what platanos are.
Total: 4

You say villain as: Vee-lon.
(X) You get short tempered.
You know of somebody named Natasha.
You get cold easily.
Rain is fun for you.
You get into contests all the time.
You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 1

You think beer is the best.
(X)You have a bad temper.
(X) Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
You have blue or green eyes.
(X) You like the color green.
You have been to a St. Patty's Day party.
You have a family member from Ireland.
(X) You have/had freckles. (How does someone used to have freckles?)
Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 3

African American
You say nigga/nukka casually
You have nappy hair.
You like rap
(X) You know how to shoot a gun
You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
(X) You like chicken.
You like watermelon.
You can dance.
You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 2

You have slanty/small eyes.
(X) You like rice a lot.
You are good at math.
You have played the piano.
You have family from Asia.
You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
Most people think you're Chinese.
You call hurricanes "typhoons".
You go to Baulko.
Total: 1

(X)You like bread.
(X)You think German Chocolate is good.
You know what Schnitzel is.
You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi
(X)You went to Pre-school.
(X)You're over 5'2
Total: 4

You like/play/played hockey.
You love beer.
You say eh. (Only as an interjection. Or a replacement for “huh?”)
You know what poutine is.
You speak some French.
You love Tim Horton's.
At one point you lived in a farm house.
You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: 0

You hate foreigners.
You hate non-Christians.
(X) You're lazy.
You are not cultured.
(X) You hate abortion.
(X) But love the death penalty.
You don't read.
(X) You shop at Wal-Mart.
(X) You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 5

Hard to tell where I'm from.

I'm a Proud Member of the Dysfunctional Siblings!

WhiteLadyDragon: Babysitter!

ChazzyLuverGurl = Big Sister

WhiteAsukaLover = Big Brother

Amaya Uchiha 1 = Second Sister that was picked up from the bin. We hope that she will return to us someday.

15animefreak15 = Long-lost twin sister of Amaya Uchiha 1

Diapers and Angel Duelist 153 = Twins, third sisters

Princess Lena aka Lady Kittuna= The Insane Sister

syrusfanatic12 = baby XD

Peachie = the gentle sister with a fierce side

JudaiHaou's Girl= The other little sister

Lobo Argost = the down to earth brother

We are the Dysfunctional Siblings!! You know you love us!

Our Mascot: Turkey Friend

Our Cheer

We're the Dysfunctional Siblings

We rock so much!

When you see us, don't blink!

WhiteLadyDragon does our babysitting,

In her hands, we're all cootie-free!

ChazzyLuverGurl's our lovely big sissy

WhiteAsukaLover's our dearest aniki!

Amaya Uchiha 1's the pretty kid

The second sis that was picked from the bin!

Her long-lost twin15animefreak15

Her dark side is tough to beat!

Angel Duelist 153 and Diapers are the twins

The third sisters that will drive you crazy!

And then comes Peachie, who's kind of preachy,

But she loves you all eachie!

Lobo Argost aka Maru,

He keeps us sane!

Princess Lena aka Lady Kittuna,

she's insane so don't get too reckless around this dame!

Last but not least, our lil' baby,

syrusfanatic12, oh she's such a cutie!

We know you love us to bits!

That's us, the Dysfunctional Siblings!

Also, I'm a member of Project Lucere.


Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Naruto fanfics are over populated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this on your profile.

You say RAP
You say I’M WEIRD
I say YES I AM
92 of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 that still headbang and love rock/metal then put this on ur site!


Don't knock on death's door... Ring the door bell, then run for it! He hates that!

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Mommy, I love you --tear jerker copy and paste thingy

Try not to cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Try Not to Cry

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you

If you cried while you read this, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle,Ghostkit,Goldenfeather, KeybladeAngel34, Hermione494, Lobo Argost

If you almost cryed while you read this copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle,Ghostkit, Goldenfeather, KeybladeAngel34, Hermione494, Lobo Argost

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

93 percent of american teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now?" or "Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." or nevermind, just copy this to your profile and add your name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the C.O.C.A, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom Figure, deadzonedragon, Dpbuckeye, 2wingo, Banryuwielder244, angelic memories, mym painful symphony, philippinocherryblossom, Nyanonymous, craZy_goth_friendZ, jinxedpixie,romancebookreader, SutaakiHitori, xxVizardxxRukiaxx, imaginationoverload127, Leo Solaris the Lion Knight, Lord Zen, Lobo Argost

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Without Sasuke by Yethri reviews
What would it be like, in a two man squad without Sasuke?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 232,628 - Reviews: 1646 - Favs: 2,590 - Follows: 2,564 - Updated: 9/26 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Naruto: The Game of Life by SeerKing reviews
Uzumaki Naruto wakes up one day to find out that his life has been turned into a RPG game, thanks to his 'Gamer' ability. What should he do about this? Smart(er) Naruto. Elements of Romance Games included in later chapters, so possible upgrade to M later. NarutoxHarem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 107,137 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 5,858 - Follows: 7,067 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 1/15/2015 - Naruto U.
Sakura's cursed seal by thedarkpokemaster reviews
Sakura pushed Sasuke out of they away from Orochimaru from giving him the cursed seal how will this change her. Can anyone save her from the darkness in her heart that is taking her over slowly will Naruto save her in time before she is lost. Naru/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 109,065 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Alternate Worlds by HemingwayisBOSS reviews
In a different world, Esdeath tracks down a member of Night Raid's local team to Tatsumi's village three days before he was supposed to leave. Trapped in the clutches of the Queen of Ice, will he ever be able to find his true destiny? Betareading done by Pyromania101.
Akame ga Kiru/アカメが斬る - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 193,731 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 2,034 - Follows: 2,182 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Tatsumi, Esdeath
Who's Your True Love? by wubbzy reviews
Test? Not just any test. It's a test to see if your 'friendship' with your best guy friend is better off as friends or lovers. NaruSaku. ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,077 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 10/15/2008 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] [Shikamaru N., Ino Y.] - Complete
Everyday Life by Silence Is Not Golden reviews
"Maybe Jellal is a comfy pillow?" #37 Pillow Mystwalker
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 53,751 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 11/11/2011 - [Mystogan/Edo Jellal, Edo Erza/Erza K.]
Queen of All Oni by Eduard Kassel reviews
Daolon Wong's summoning spell goes wrong; but rather than awakening an ancient evil, he resurrects a more recent threat. With Queen Jade as their opponent a race for the masks is on. Can the Chans stop Jade's plans and save her from the darkness? NOT JxT!
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 254,383 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 12/30/2016 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Jade C., Torhu
Harry Potter and the Endless Night by The Sage of Toads reviews
An infant Harry is adopted into the Hellsing Organization after Alucard went for an enthusiastic walk one fateful Halloween Night. Ten years later and now a Butler and Vampire Hunter for Hellsing, the matter of Harry's birthright still remains... A crossover with Hellsing Ultimate Abridged (Trigger Warnings: ALL OF THEM)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,436 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 2,096 - Updated: 10/4/2016 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Harry P., Integra, Alucard
No Way! Not Her! by Zeusgal13 reviews
Percy and his friends just defeated the Lord of Time in TLO and everything seems perfect. But as usual they are all in for a rude surprise! Camp Half Blood as many new campers and one camper might give Percy a new headache. Nancy Bobofits from Yancy Academy joins the gang and gets sent on a Quest! How will Percy handle is old school bully? And will Percabeth last with Nancy there?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,516 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/28/2016 - Published: 7/8/2009
Curing Kurama by Raptorcloak reviews
When a dying Tobi infects Naruto, Kurama goes feral and vicious inside our blonde hero. Now, only a gathering of lovely ladies hold the cure to getting both Naruto and Kurama back to normal. Harem of 50: featuring Samui, Shizuka, Hinata, Ino, Hokuto, Hotaru, and much more. Now available on Archive of our Own.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,377 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 2,225 - Follows: 1,810 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Breath of the Inferno by Primordial Vortex reviews
[RE-WRITE PENDING] Magic is a strange and wondrous thing. It has no leaning or even understanding of good or evil. It merely is. Harry Potter fell off the grid half a decade before, after an explosion seared the earth of Privet Drive. No magic could find him. Their final hope led them to him, but what they found was...not quite what they expected. AU, Animagus, No Yaoi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 104,397 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 3,160 - Follows: 3,527 - Updated: 8/17/2016 - Published: 9/12/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Tracey D.
Lost in the Green Seas by FlexRhysode1 reviews
Two years have passed since Naruto left for training. Two years since Sasuke left. Naruto’s coming back, stronger than ever and ready to bring back Sasuke. Everybody’s grown up and changed…including Sakura’s feelings for Naruto. NaruxSaku! Rated M!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 183,414 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 6/2/2016 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3477 - Favs: 3,027 - Follows: 1,704 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
A Shadow of the Titans by Eduard Kassel reviews
A botched banishing spell has once again sends Jade hurtling from her world into another. This time though her surroundings aren't the only thing to change as she searches for a way back. Forced into an old form and a new role, Jade will need all her tricks to survive this strange new world. Meanwhile the Teen Titans must prepare to deal with a new kind of villain. NOT Jade x Jinx.
Crossover - Jackie Chan Adventures & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 115,706 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 11/28/2015 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Jade C., Jinx
Fairy Tail's King of Blades by Ezio4003 reviews
Kyuubi takes Naruto to Earthland after a mob attack and meets Erza on the way to Fairy Tail and decides to join with her.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,149 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Naruto U., Erza S.
The Way It Is Supposed To Be by coolgfunny reviews
"It has always been you." Naruto said, noticing Sakura's hand quickly move to her lips. "You are the woman I want to spend the rest of my life with." He stated, watching Sakura struggle to control her tears. "Will you marry me?" Chap 1-8 re-edited. Just added an epilogue 5 years after I finished this story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,276 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/11/2015 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Someone else to protect by Konohakitten reviews
Sakura finds herself pregnant while Naruto's out on a mission. How will our blonde shinobi take the news, and what plot does Sasuke have to ruin everything Naruto's worked so hard to obtain? Follow our favorite hero as his world of tranquility and peace slowly falls into darkness and despair. Naru/Saku. Rated M , violence, Gore, sexual themes. *STORY CURRENTLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 183,154 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 6/28/2015 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y., Shikamaru N.
Natsu and the Fairies by shinji01ikari reviews
A series of Oneshots featuring Natsu and the ladies of Fairy Tail. Contains Lemons.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 71,070 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Natsu D.
Once a Murderer, Now a Hero by 9tailedfox657 reviews
Itachi redeems himself by taking Naruto as his pupil. Seven years have passed, Naruto eagerly waiting to become a ninja, goes to Sarutobi; The Third Hokage and asks to become a ninja. Sarutobi decides to test Naruto against Kakashi Hatake.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 50,831 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shinigami Chronicles by Reizod reviews
Crossover Fic Soul Eater X Bleach Just after Asura's initial release Maka finds she has a secondary persona that, seems to be entirely uncontrollable. She and Soul begin a search for answers that lead them to one very old shinigami. The one called Ichigo
Crossover - Bleach & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,931 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 2/1/2015 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Ichigo K., Maka A., Soul Eater
Hidden love by Raphmaster14 reviews
What if Sakura, instead of loving Sasuke actually loves Naruto but hides her feelings by pretending to love Sasuke? Slightly stronger Naruto, Perverted Sakura and kakashi, nicer Sasuke. IS IT THE END OF THE WORLD? read and find out
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 145,921 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto doesn't cry by Mnarutodbz reviews
Naruto is adopted by Dante. A few years later he returns. What kind of surprises will he have for the people of Konoha. No yoai. Harem.
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 255,022 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Dante, Naruto U.
Darkness Falls by Peach Wookiee reviews
The sequel to Nightmare Resurrection. The gang returns to Duel Academy, hoping for their senior year to be relatively uneventful. But Darkness will fall... Now rated M, to be safe. Co-written with 15animefreak15 and Lobo Argost. Chapter LXVIII, "Splish Splash," up!
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 68 - Words: 396,421 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Alexis R./Asuka T., Jaden Y./Jūdai Y.
War of Fire by Xorncon - Number 0 reviews
The Fourth Shinobi World War has begun. The Alliance of Fire, Sand, Earth, and Rain fight against the Union of Lightning, Mist, and Sky. Caught in the midst of the War, trying to keep balance in the world is Akatsuki. Sequel to Wrath of Fire.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 226,257 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Danzō S., OC
Time is the Path to Strength by Repiece reviews
Zeref sends Natsu back in time to grow stronger in order to defeat him and protect his friends who died during the fight with him. Now Natsu has to relive his battles, but this time as a much stronger mage. Time Travel Fic NatsuxHarem
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 238,582 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 2,758 - Follows: 2,494 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Natsu D., Mirajane S., Erza S., Lucy H.
Karakura Adventures by Romez reviews
With this Academy in temporary closure, Ichigo finally returns to his home. Finally it seems like all the chaos will be left behind...or will it? Continuation of "Bleach at Youkai Academy!"
Crossover - Bleach & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 185,765 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Ichigo K., Kurumu K.
Lemon Chronicles: Days of Peace by stormarrow reviews
The Elemental Nations are finally at peace. A 17 year old Sakura wished to properly repay her blond teammate for all he's done for her, not knowing her plan will effect so many of her fellow kunoichi. Naruto/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Dresden Fillies: False Masks by psychicscubadiver reviews
Almost a year has gone by for Harry Dresden since he left Equestria. Then he receives a strange letter from Twilight. He's glad to return, but dark rumors have spread since his first visit. A sequel to The Dresden Fillies: Strange Friends.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 195,913 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, H. Dresden - Complete
My Little Titan by Tatsurou-san reviews
Raven has been a closet pegasister for some time. She finds she identifies well with the character Twilight Sparkle. Same social awkwardness issues, same preference for books over company, and both find themselves in unexpected but life changing friendships. When she wakes up one day in Twilight's body, she begins to think she identified a little too well. But she's not alone.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,659 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Raven
Serpents grasp! by dogsfang reviews
Tsukune needs help to correct his failing grades in Math.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Tsukune A., Ririko K.
Why Tsukune Should Never Eat the Cookies by lord of the land of fire reviews
A series of comedic scenes and one shots set in Rosario Vampire. Please enjoy and do not take seriously
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,785 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 8/26/2009
Bleached Vampire by Agent-G reviews
Yokai Academy is somehow being attacked by hollows and Ichigo and friends are asked to help as the mystery is looked into. Can they pass for 'normal' students in a school full of monsters? Multiple pairings inside.
Crossover - Bleach & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 290,166 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Complete
Fire and Ice by GinaeEvans reviews
Dante is growing concerned with Vergil's lack of humanity, so he hatches a plan to get Vergil to become a bit more social. The younger twin assigns the elder the task of protecting a strong-willed human girl. AU: Approximately ten years after the events of DMC3. Vergil did not jump and the brothers continue their snark while co-managing Devil May Cry. VergilxOC, slight DantexLady
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,857 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Dante, Vergil
Naruto Rebirth of the Rikudō Sennin by Albert da Snake reviews
I have been inspired to start this by 'Naruto: Path of the Rikudō Sennin' by the author MathiasNightlord01. This is a Godly Naruto fic and if you don't like it that's up to you. The pairing is Naruto & Shigure. It is M-rated for the blood and natural adult nature of the world and finally please review it if you find it appealing!
Crossover - Naruto & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 91,065 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 1,638 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Naruto U., Shigure K.
Floodgates by Ayane458 reviews
A Freelancer recon team is sent to investigate reports of strange sightings and three missing Red soldiers. What they expected was simple. What they found was a threat. And it followed them home. Multiple characters and OCs
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,664 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 1/2/2012
Magic under the Influence by Catwho reviews
Friends don't let friends drink and use magic, at least not without a permit! The courtship of Cana and Bacchus continues, with lots of inebriated shenanigans for your reading consumption. Cana's life will always be filled with love, laughter, and drinks. Lots and lots of drinks.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,357 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Cana A., Bacchus - Complete
Naruto: The replicator by Lach Feragh reviews
Follow the story of Naruto in which he inherits a different sensei instead of Kakashi! Although the story follows slight close to Canon, many differences follow in the course of the story which will then change the story as it progresses! NaruSaku pairing!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 389,609 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Team Dropout by sublimerocker reviews
Sakura's parents are killed in the Kyuubi attack. She is sent to the Orphanage along with Naruto. Forced together at a much earlier age, their personalites and abilites change. How will Naruto, Sakura, and Shikamaru fair as the "dropout" team? NaruSaku,AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,519 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Team Sharingan by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Team 7 lost a member, the remaining members are broken and left to pick up the pieces. Will Team 7 survive. Kakashi trains the team in the use of the sharingan, will they survive the experience.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 58,794 - Reviews: 1567 - Favs: 2,792 - Follows: 2,839 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
That Look by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 154,558 - Reviews: 7888 - Favs: 5,515 - Follows: 5,308 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U.
Konoha Cruise Ship by Hana-01 reviews
After an encounter with a fortune teller Sasuke finds his whole world changing, he's paranoid about people with red hair and he wants something he's never wanted before, Naruto and Sakura will help him in his attempts to get it, on board a crazy cruise!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,332 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Dragon Script by Kopy.Kunoichi reviews
Gajeel and Levy discover secrets hidden a thousand years while on a mission together. Even more significant is what they discover about each other. Read and Review please! Disclaimer: I don't own Fairy Tail or any of its characters.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,624 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Levy M., Gajeel R. - Complete
Breaking the Limit by RockSoap reviews
Sasuke declines the offer to go to Orochimaru's and stays in the village. Now Team 7 is faced with tougher missions, a second Chunin exam that's harder then the first, and a brand new enemy that threatens to ruin everything they've worked for... NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 147,777 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Obey Me Akatsuki by swirlheart reviews
Summery: As the only girl in the Akatsuki, you're entitled to a little fun. So what happens when Konan discovers a way to mess with people's minds? Great. She can hypnotize them. This is gonna be good. Requested fanfiction. Rated T mostly because of Hidan. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 88,802 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
10 Years by SapphireLibra3 reviews
After saving Equestria from certain doom Apple Bloom tries her hardest to return to a normal life, but once again sees a mystery unfold around her, as a dear friend may be in danger. This story follows the life of a young filly and her journey to true adulthood as she prepares not only to reunite with the stallion of her dreams, but prepares for what may be her greatest challenge.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,716 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Applebloom, Cutie Mark Crusaders - Complete
Out With the Old In With the New by ZeroDivisionRaijin reviews
After Sasuke's death on the bridge, Naruto must train to get stronger to fulfill the Uchiha's last wish... and to kill the one who killed him! FemHaku, OC, Harem, Strong/Semi-Dark Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,046 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 2/6/2012 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Sharingan Warrior by The One that Hunts your Soul reviews
Sasuke dies in the Land of Waves at Haku's hand. Before he passes he gives Naruto his greatest gift. See how it changes Naruto and the effects it has on his relationship with the others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,604 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Spike and Rarity Courtesy of the CMC by Dudepatrol47 reviews
When the CMC find out about Spike's crush on Rarity, they decide to do something about it, whether anyone wants their help or not! Go bronies!
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,710 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Spike, Rarity
Strawhat Theater 2: Our Mrs Monkey by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Wherein Nami learns that blurting things out and practical jokes might lead to happy endings... Cover image provided by AquariusWind.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,528 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Nami, Luffy
All for Erza by Velgamidragon reviews
Prince Jellal first met Erza Knightwalker when they were kids. She was his personal guard, his combat instructor, and his first friend and they were always there for each other. Jellal never once imagined there would be a day when he would leave her.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,270 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - [Mystogan/Edo Jellal, Edo Erza/Erza K.]
No More Law by 8ami reviews
In one motion, he was right there. There. Pulling her close and holding her closer before pressing his lips to hers in a solid, chaste first kiss. It was like they were on fire and it left them both wanting more. Royia. Just something fun.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
My Little Pony: Getting Back On Your Hooves by Kendell reviews
Attempting to reconnect with her roots, Twilight spends a day in Canterlot to relax. However, while there, she comes across somepony in dire straights. Will she be able to help Trixie get back on her hooves or will things go from bad to worse? Finished!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 107,544 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Trixie - Complete
Hot by spazzgirl reviews
A story filled with NaruSaku lemons in every single chapter. So this is for all you NaruSaku fans who crave for some lemony goodness. Please enjoy each lemon 8D. NaruSaku and lots and lots of lemons. One-shots for each chapter. Chapters are being edited to avoid being deleted because of detailed lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,735 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fullmetal in Fior by DGAF4Life79 reviews
Tired of typing summaries. Read and find out.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,629 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Edward E., Lucy H.
Memories and feelings A ShinjiAsuka Story by BelialsStoryChest reviews
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,496 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
The Last Letter by SapphireLibra3 reviews
Now a princess, Twilight takes some time out to send one last report to her beloved teacher, now dear friend. Post Inner Demons.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia - Complete
Sex Education: Anko Mitarashi Style by The Digger reviews
Anko Mitarashi has been chosen to teach at the Ninja Academy for the next year. And to the academy's dismay, she's teaching Sex Ed! Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,736 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Anko M. - Complete
Inner Demons by SapphireLibra3 reviews
On her twenty-first birthday, Twilight Sparkle comes across an ancient prophesy which starts a downward spiral into darkness. Will her friends be able to rescue both Twilight AND Equestria from the monster within? Will their friendship survive? Warning: This story is NOT for the faint of heart.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 150,754 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Applebloom - Complete
Love is Loyalty by InuxKagLover2011 reviews
After Homonculus' are killed. Ed and Winry get together, woohoo! Even Al gets a girl! But what about Roy and Riza? Well, let's take a look at the new fuhrer and his new general.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,126 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Medicated by KennedyHarlow reviews
Light realizes that L's quirks resemble side effects of a popular prescription drug students use to study more effectively. Convinced this is how L works so efficiently, he searches for the pills, but discovers a much darker secret that he can use to control L. Silliness. Short Story, 3 chapters. Slight OOC. Artwork provided by reader!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Baby Problem by BonneyQ reviews
Pre TimeSkip - Juvia, now a 23 year old woman, is pregnant with the baby of her long time crush Gray Fullbuster and she's freaking out. Join Juvia on this amazing journey discovering how to be a mother and still be a Fairy Tail's mage. - NaLu; GaLe - Complete and Bonus Chapter is UP!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 96,680 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 4/25/2011 - [Juvia L., Gray F.] - Complete
Naruto's Wrath by Baron von Nobody reviews
A power long buried has been brought to the surface once again, and with the revival of this power comes the revival of an ancient threat. Naruto X-over with Asura's Wrath. No intentional Character Bashing
Crossover - Naruto & Asura's Wrath - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,849 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Naruto U.
Connecting the Dots by Afalstein reviews
"Bruce, tell me again why this arm is so important." "Because it came from another dimension." A desperate move by Kakashi sends the rookies into another dimension, revealing a world crisis for both the Justice League and the Teen Titans. BONUS CHAPTER UP
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 329,584 - Reviews: 1708 - Favs: 2,206 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The First Guardian by Flameal Ashcrow reviews
What if Kurosaki Ichigo was a lot more curious as a child? What if this led to him having an inquisitive mind? Just how much would this change the course of history? Let's find out, shall we? - Slightly AU. Rated M for sexual content and my dirty mouth.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 89,555 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 2,193 - Follows: 2,112 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
My Little Asura, Wrath is Magic by God Emperor Of GAR-halla reviews
After the inital Story of Asura's Wrath, Asura and yasha are sent to a new world by the Golden Spider into a world of... Pony's? Rated t for Violence and language.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Asura's Wrath - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/23/2012
Olfactory Sense by Catwho reviews
Who knew bath products could be so dangerous? Nalu flavored, with just a hint of Gruvia and GaLe for seasoning.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 83 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
Wrath of Fire by Xorncon - Number 0 reviews
Danzo became the third Hokage instead of Hiruzen, and started a regime to bring the shinobi world to his own twisted way of thinking. Danzo and his many allies are opposed by a group of rogues that fight to bring back the Will of Fire to the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 281,499 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H., OC, Danzō S. - Complete
Spawn of Adam by kira862 reviews
Shinji used to think of himself as a throwaway human. However when he met a certain red headed German who had a personality that could curdle milk he started to discover what purpose he had for living on this planet. Slight OOC with Shinji. R&R
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 323,916 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I. - Complete
Totally Spies Sparda's Daughter by Projekt-Z reviews
If it wasn't for him, she would have never got to meet her friends, and if it wasn't for that accident, she wouldn't have had a real father. Taken from Yugioh5d's 'Sparda's Daughter' (Cancelled)
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Totally Spies - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Vergil, Clover
where have you been? by mugiwaraya reviews
They never really knew about Sakura's family, so now this mysterious person suddenly asked her about it they couldn't help but be interested in what she had to say. "...A dragon?" "Yup."
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,760 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Sakura H., Natsu D.
Naruto: The difference a kiss can make by Scribe of the Apocalypse reviews
You have a large charming forehead makes me want to kiss it," Sakura had long to hear those words and finally did from her crush Sasuke Uchiha. However the fairy tale was exposed as false and she learns that it was in fact Naruto who told her those words
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 134,179 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Discovering Love by kira862 reviews
Shinji and Asuka have known each other since before they could remember, but they never seem to get along. However, with a school so obsessed with Valentines Day, and feelings long suppressed now surfacing, they may be able to Discover there Love.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,184 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Accidental Connotation by RockMusicFan80 reviews
When Takato gives Rika a rose, she becomes lovesick for the Gogglehead, leading to a crazy day for the poor kid! Parody!
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Takato M., Ruki M./Rika N. - Complete
The Dresden Fillies: Strange Friends by psychicscubadiver reviews
Harry Dresden, Chicago's only professional wizard, is just looking for an escape from his latest set of enemies and happens to teleport into Equestria. Surely nothing could go wrong with that set-up.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,146 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, H. Dresden - Complete
The Ice Mage's wish by TheBobCatJournalist reviews
Natsu and Lucy finally get together and Gray is feeling lonely and wishes for what they have, but who can grant his wish ... ?
Crossover - xxxHOLiC & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Yuuko I., Gray F.
Uncut Stones by ClopAndCircumstance reviews
Years pass and things change but memories remain the same. Longing never goes away. Spike x Rarity
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Spike, Rarity
So Cold by Saito namikaze reviews
Naruto has had enough of Sakura constantly rejecting so he does the best of his ability to be as cold as ever to her and changes from the hyperactive knuckle head to the smart calm powerful ninja. but is this 4 the better does he still love Sakura or ino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,966 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Adopted Story: A Better Life by DOOOOOOM Lord of Waffles reviews
Adopted from Metalguy. Original chaps up for now. Will be rewriting.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,784 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Second Meetings by shinji01ikari reviews
A happy New Year to everyone. This is a continuation of my last story and my new years present for everyone. Contains citrucy goodness.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,066 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 61 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Natsu D., Erza S.
Rarity's Birthday Surprise by melpos reviews
Spike has the perfect gift for Rarity on her birthday. But will she like it? SPARITY! Oh, and lame title, I know. Just read! Possible twoshot, but I'll leave it up to you guys to decide if you want more.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Spike, Rarity - Complete
We don't need Uchiha, we need Teamwork by readingeverythingican reviews
Team 7 is taught a lesson in teamwork. But the lesson just doesn't work on Sasuke. Well then Kakashi figures that maybe Team 7 doesn't need Uchiha at all. Naruto/Sakura pairing; strictly NaruSaku. Sasuke bashing, village bashing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,451 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Lucky Charm by EikoDoll reviews
How did Naruto go from being the loser of Konoha High to little miss popular's 'lucky charm? It all started when she realized his KISS had the power to get her an A in history. Now all the girls in school are after him! Curse you Sakura Haruno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,739 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Flowers for Nopony by Thunder Magus reviews
Quick fic about Spike bringing Rarity her favorite flowers.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Spike, Rarity - Complete
Precious People by peanutbutter126 reviews
Naruto's life the way it would have been if he was placed in a team with a sensei who truly cared for him and teammates that would slowly learn to accept and treasure his existence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 209,501 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 1,980 - Follows: 2,036 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Harmony's Wrath by hahatimeforponies reviews
When Twilight and her friends are snowed into the library, they discover a book she doesn't recognise. It turns out, the story they find within hits much closer to home than they had expected. Diverges from canon after season 1.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 84,719 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Princess Celestia - Complete
A Bouquet For Rarity by susieboo reviews
Oneshot. One-sided Spike/Rarity, fluff fluff fluff.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Rarity, Spike - Complete
There's fanfiction about us! by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
My 2nd Naruto fic. Shikamaru gets a laptop and discovers our website. Major OOCness! Rating changed to Mature because of Chapter 9! Next chapter is up! Currently reading Naruto Harem/Bashing type fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,630 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U.
Naruto and The Water Princess by Kingdom Lightz reviews
Naruto grows up to become a powerful ninja with the help of a mentor with ten swords and a beautiful fiance. But he will soon discover that his life has been marked long before he was born. Lemons on chapter 37-38 and 42. Remember to check for signs to skip. Naru/Mei/Samui/Saku/Hina, Sasu/Ino/Ten, Haku/Anko/Karui
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 288,383 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
Universal Families by wilkins75 reviews
with Madara Uchiha's trapped with no out he disappeared only to leave five kids from different time lines behind. Now it is up to Naruto and the others to return the lost people home and have to deal with the results of their visit. Naru/Saku Not Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,819 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Hogwarts Tail by FairyTailFamily reviews
What chaos would ensue when some of Fairy Tail goes to Hogwarts to protect it? Join Natsu and the gang as they go undercover as students and complete this troublesome mission. We hope everyone prays for the well being of Hogwarts. Order of The Phoenix.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,096 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011
Brother and Sister by snakeboy33 reviews
"Because you're my little brother". Basically a series of oneshots about Yuma and Akari's relationship.
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,342 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Akari T./Kari T., Yuma T.
GUESS AGAIN! by Mugiwara Natsu reviews
While browsing through the latest fad in Japan, known as Dollars, L comes across a very odd individual that perks his curiosity and leads him to pay a visit to Ikebukuro. It is the battle between detective and informant, that you don't want to miss.
Crossover - Death Note & Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - L, Izaya O.
This One Goes to Eleven by Air Siren reviews
This is an Action/Humor/Parody based on Rooster Teeth's Red VS Blue Series. Pretty much Celty VS Mikado, Kida, Kadota, and Anri. Hope you all enjoy. Read and Review!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Celty S. - Complete
Poké Wars: The Exigence by Cornova reviews
I watched my world quickly crumble into ruin, realizing that my dreams, my aspirations, now meant nothing. With only the skills meant to entertain and the hopes that my family was still alive, If we were to survive in this new world, others had to die.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 77,982 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
A New Team Revised by Fox-Sama reviews
Watch Naruto get a sensei that will work with him and a team that respects him. Naruto x Ino x Sakura. There is OOC. Now with Beta!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,843 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Moment of Change by Oraki.Vendo reviews
What if when Sakura asked Naruto if he thought she was more 'womanly now' Naruto replied with the correct answer? How would this affect their relationship? And what if during his training Jiriya taught Naruto some elemental jutsu as well?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,309 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Red Fairy Academy by NxE-Forever reviews
When Cana broke up with her boyfriend, will Cana and her oldest friend,Gray, continue being friends or more... There will be other pairings such as NatsuxErza, LucyxLoke, GajeelxLevy,WendyxRomeo and FriedxMira. So pls read!
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,828 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Gray F., Cana A. - Complete
Hell's Radiance by Angel of the Godless reviews
AU Fate can be a twisted thing, some only exist in hate. Sakura was one of those, a container of the most feared demon in history, hated by her village. Lost in the darkness, she tried to find a reason for living.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 467,091 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Cracked Mask by Denim88 reviews
Hueco Mundo; home of vicious and horrendous souls called Hollows. Then HE became one of them. Naruto will prove that even as a Hollow, life is determined by one's own beliefs, and shake the foundation of the spiritual world as a result. Naruto/Bleach fic
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 208,332 - Reviews: 2332 - Favs: 5,202 - Follows: 4,297 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Naruto U.
The Game of Three Generals by Lady Norbert reviews
In this final installment of the Elemental Chess Trilogy, Fuhrer Grumman and the loyal allies of Team Mustang must stop the villainous Acheron...but can they figure out his plans before someone dies? Full ensemble, pairings as in two prior parts.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,178 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Complete
Stand Alone by dancer-me reviews
After a confrontation between Sasuke and Sakura at the bridge, Sakura is left with a feeling of determination, a need to prove her worth. She throws herself entirely into becoming strong. This is her quest, and her quest alone. Or is it? SakuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,951 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 6/23/2007 - [Sakura H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Naruto: FwAdF (Old Version) by SilverFang88 reviews
What would happen if Naruto found an ancient sword? The sword that once belonged to a powerful demon. Watch as Naruto goes through his adventures with the legendary Tessaiga by his side. NaruHarem (Discontinued: Re-Write Up)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 247,127 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 2,849 - Follows: 2,453 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Showering Romance by Mask Rider Roy reviews
Set after episode 42. While the Night Troop settles at the Sumimura house, Tokine and Yoshimori encounters an Ayakashi and it resulted in a fierce argument. They would settle their differences under a shower where they admit their feelings to one another.
Kekkaishi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,289 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Yoshimori, Tokine - Complete
Cold Blue Eyes by Sky Zephyrus reviews
An incident in his past made Naruto totally different than the one we know. What was the incident? What is it to do with Sakura? NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,452 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Naruto's Advice by atom-of-ice reviews
Several days after becoming a team Sakura is depressed by another of Sasuke’s rejections and turns to Naruto expecting to be uplifted by his crush. What she gets instead may change her whole outlook on life and her purpose in it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 194,088 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Black Fox by wilkins75 reviews
Four years since Naruto was killed by Sasuke, Sakura has promised herself to finish Naruto's work and bring Sasuke back but Naruto is far from dead. He has been training with the 9 tailed fox and now has return however is he the same person? Naruto/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 270,093 - Reviews: 2945 - Favs: 2,172 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
NaruSaku and Hinata's Revenge by Sky Zephyrus reviews
Hinata planned to confess her long suppressed feeling toward Naruto, only to found that he and Sakura were already dating. Being a secretly obsessive girl she was, Hinata vowed to break Naruto and Sakura up, by any means. NaruSaku Yandere!Hinata very OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,140 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Test Of Humanity by BaronOBeefDip reviews
When Glados decides to try a new experiment, she ends up placing a robotic mind in a human body. Question is, can the subject adapt to a human life? And, what will happen when Chell finds out? Will contain mild romance and weight gain in later chapters.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,929 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Complete
Brilliancy by Lady Norbert reviews
Amestris's chessmaster will need the support of all his closest pieces when he's challenged by an unseen opponent. But even if he wins, he still might lose... Post manga/Brotherhood, spoilers. RoyAi. Volume 2 of the "Elemental Chess" trilogy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,422 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Diva may cry: The Chase by PROTOTYPEWRITER reviews
We all know demons hate Dante. So much so, they put a bounty on his head. But when they send a certain angel-slaying witch after him, what going to happen? Meanwhile, Luka discovers a plot.../RATED-T/
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Bayonetta - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,276 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Dante, Bayonetta
Sink or swim Tsukune! by dogsfang reviews
What if Tsukune hadn't been rescued by Moka when he was swiming with the mermaids!
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Tsukune A. - Complete
Flowers of Antimony by Lady Norbert reviews
"Fullmetal, you're the only guy I know who can turn getting married into an international incident." Ed's wedding plans get disrupted when unknown forces attack Central City. Post-Brotherhood, spoilers; ensemble. Volume 1 of the "Elemental Chess" trilogy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,370 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Edward E. - Complete
Nami VS Hancock by foxchicka19 reviews
Oh? What's this? Boa Hancock is visiting the Straw-hat crew? What? And why is she hanging all over Luffy? Nami -step it up! What are you going to do ? XD Admit it. We all want to see something go down between these two...
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,671 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Poké Wars: Dawn of a New Era by Zarrelion reviews
The lights and crowd of the contest arena were once Dawn's most loved sights. And her goal was to win the Grand Festival. But now, all her hopes lay dashed by Ho-Oh's war. This is her story of survival. Based on the Poké Wars stories by Cornova.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,328 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Dawn/Hikari - Complete
Her Other Crush by Gen. Malaise reviews
You all know Haruno Sakura, avid Uchiha fan-girl. But he's not really her crush.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Will of Fire will Live On by ttt123 reviews
What if the Fourth Hokage and his wife survived that night the Nine-tailed Fox attacked the village? How will Naruto's life turn out? Will it still be dark, or will it be bright? However, darkness always lurks, no matter how bright a place is. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,037 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Your True Love by NaruDeeds reviews
5 yrs have passed since Naruto saved the world, but Sakura still doesn't seem to want anything more than friendship with Naruto. Now a few days before Valentine's Day, his "secret admirer" and his "true love" start giving him gifts. VDay NaruSaku fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,263 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Day That Never Comes by Hazardous Intent reviews
Naruto Uzumaki, has but two dreams he'd love to see fulfilled before he dies. The first and the most obvious one is that he wants to become the Hokage of the Village Hidden in the Leafs. No one can deny that he is strong enough to become the leader of the village and there is no doubt that he would risk his life to protect the village from... (Full Summary and News On My Profile)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 200,515 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Ichigo VS Pain! by Demod20 reviews
Ichigo finds himself hurled out of the Dangai Precipice World and into the Dimension of Naruto's world, in the middle of Pain's Invasion! A Pissed-Off Ichigo decides to show the true difference between a Shinigami and a 'god'. EPIC ONE-SHOT FIGHT!
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Pain/Pein, Ichigo K. - Complete
Lovely Shenanigans by pommibee reviews
He had a surprise. A lovely surprise for his dearest Sakura. He hoped she would like — no, love for what he had in store for her. And he hoped his little Naruto spermies wouldn't be destroyed when she finally caught him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Undeserving by Japboix1 reviews
Sakura wakes up after celebrating the end of the 4th Shinobi War, in bed, with Naruto. Now, the two of them need to sort out their feelings. But can Sakura come to terms with hers? First Story, so please read XD NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,555 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Last Noble Mission by Mapped reviews
After escaping Reach whats left of noble team must go back. First fic so i would appreciate any tips
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/3/2011 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Catherine-B320/Kat/Noble Two - Complete
Dead but not Gone by Soprana reviews
I am Haruno Sakura, a ninja of Konoha. I have the love of the one known as Namikaze Naruto. I will have a second chance at life. I will be alive again. I am Haruno Sakura, and I am dead.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,650 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Jinchuriki's Husk by NaruDeeds reviews
Sakura is trying to convince Naruto that she truly meant it when she said she loved him in the Iron Country. What happens to Naruto when Sasuke comes and makes her shatter the heart of everyone's favorite jinchuriki? rated T just in case
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,377 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Namikaze Chronicles PART 2: To Greet a New Dawn by Renegademelons reviews
Naruto has returned! With his friends Guidance, and his sister, Kairi and Mother Kushina, will he learn what it takes to be Hokage, Is it worth it?, or will a hidden agenda ruin it all, PART II of the Namikaze Chronicles. NARUSAKU READ AND REVIEW GUYS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,435 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Tsunade teaches the kunoichis by LOOZRZ reviews
Tsunade takes the girls and Naruto to a remote village for a year, where, with the help of some of the more mature kunoichis, they'll learn everything they'll EVER need to please the opposite sex. NaruHarem and NaruSaku. 18 plus kids.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,664 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Pyretic Ritual by BonaFideGarbage reviews
In Konoha, when a kunoichi becomes a Chunin, she must go through a certain ritual. Naru/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Halo Reach: Noble Legacy by Titanium Gold reviews
What if a few more Spartans had survived Reach? Would it be enough to turn the tide - or would ONI's machinations render their presence moot? Find out here - in the story of a Noble Legacy.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,892 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 10/19/2010 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Catherine-B320/Kat/Noble Two
Demon of the Hidden Leaf by Masamune13 reviews
Taken by Danzo at birth to be a member of ROOT, Naruto is trained to become an emotionless weapon for the village. But when he is given another chance twelve years later, will he be able to overcome his indoctrination and prevail? No longer a One-shot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,369 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Konoha's Bash by Hana-01 reviews
Ninja's may be able to kick butt, save lives and protect villages...but can they plan and throw a successful party? The end...who will win in all?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,989 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Caged Demon by scrletfyre reviews
Ever since Naruto was born he has been locked away in fear because he was a demon. For years he has been isolated, an outcast from everyone. But what happens when he finally makes a friend and earns his freedom?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 34,664 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Lies Beneath by Sepherif reviews
After Naruto's failed attempt to bring back Sasuke from the valley of the end he goes on a training trip with Jiraiya for 6 years. When Naruto returns as an eighteen year old to Konoha. Life and other 'things' ensue from there. Bordering M.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,943 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Uzumaki Clan's Rebirth by G3rMan reviews
Naruto has gained knowledge of his heritage, and of a bloodline thought extinct. He must now leave Konoha to master his new abilities and bring back the glory of the Uzumaki, and he will have the help of a busty kage with a similar past. NaruxMei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 239,202 - Reviews: 1964 - Favs: 5,229 - Follows: 2,613 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
The Fifth, Matchmaker by SilveryGreen reviews
She was after all the Fifth, literally. NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,743 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bleach at Youkai Academy! by Romez reviews
Ichigo is sent on a mission to a certain place where Hollows seem to go to, but never come out. That and his old school was destroyed during the war and he still needs to finish his education. Pairings Undecided. Story sticks with the Manga for the most
Crossover - Bleach & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 206,141 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Ichigo K., Kurumu K. - Complete
Together until the end of reach by SHONENJUMPBOY reviews
A ONESHOT about Kat and Noble Six My Spartan Noble six saved Kat. I don't think its good but please let me know what you think! I know things are wrong about Spartans and other things, but this Is MY fiction, this is a test as it's my first halo fic.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/22/2010 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Catherine-B320/Kat/Noble Two - Complete
A little help from heaven by maverick9871 reviews
The night of the forbidden scroll incident Naruto wasn't alone when he practiced that night. Someone watched from the cabin and it change not only both thier futures but the worlds. NarutoXTenten
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 175,699 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Truth Unfolds in Wave by Mr.mclane reviews
Six months before Naruto's return to Konoha, He is placed on a team of familiar faces who is being sent to Wave. Naruto wasn't expecting this mission to escalate to a life changing experience nobody would ever forget. NaruXSaku, first fict, Pre Chap. 500
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 525,326 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Return of the Reclaimer by wilkins75 reviews
Two years ago an Alien Ship was found and moved to a secret military base. On board was a person of unknown origins in armor frozen in time. Cylons are now preparing for their attack on the 12 Colonies of Man unaware of what is nearby watching.
Crossover - Halo & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,448 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
Second Chance at Romance by tomboy123 reviews
Maka catches Blair kissing Soul, then she gets called away for a meeting with Stein. After she is faced with a life altering decision Soul's harsh words forced her into a rash choice.Full summary inside. T for language and incidents later.SoMa
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,850 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
My Dead Mind by souls of the dead reviews
Before they left home for Shibusen, and even before they became friends, Alice Reydel and Kazuo Ohkubo were on the same wavelength. Even though he didn't know her, he protected her even if she didn't seem to want or need it.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010
A Dark Evening in the Fall by Peach Wookiee reviews
Post-TS3. On a rainy evening in the fall, Woody reminisces about his first kid... Before Bonnie and Andy, there was a boy named Timmy. One-shot and my first Toy Story fic.
Toy Story - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,057 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Woody, Buzz Lightyear - Complete
Naruto Chronicles: Legacy of Ashimaru by gbphilster reviews
Sakura as a child is embeaded with a emerald containing a evil bird known as Ashimaru. Now it's up to Naruto and a new friend to help protect her from a evil cult. Book 2 will be coming in a few weeks. First week of December. Naruto c Masashi Kishimoto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,237 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Madman's Guide to Soul Judging by iverniler reviews
Can't decide who to send where while playing the game? Never fear! Mike the angel and Malacoda the demon are here to help, using their inside information to solve your philosophical dilemma! Warning: Contents may be volatile.
Dante's Inferno - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 43 - Words: 16,907 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Complete
Deep Cover by Aj Alpha reviews
Fact:Naruto likes Sakura. Fact: Sakura likes Sasuke. Fact: Sasuke likes no one. What if it all the fact weren't true. A Simple what if...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Peeping Tom by Shannaleen reviews
Naruto sees Sakura taking a bath in a river and gets caught peeping, what will his punishment be?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Soul Eater: Repairing A Broken Soul by Narusaku1357 reviews
My name is Maka Albarn. The moment i saw him in the music room i decided to look into his soul. And when i did, i found that he had locked it up because it was broken. Nearly shattered. I wanted to fix it, so i decided to befriend the cool guy of Shibusen
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,836 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Itachi and Kisame Get High by Xorncon - Number 0 reviews
While passing through a small village, a merchant tells Kisame about a special herb that supposedly makes people 'see things.' Kisame buys it to try and help Itachi's deteriorating eyesight, and the two soon discover it's good stuff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,194 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Fundraising by luvtoshi reviews
Victory celebration, fundraising activities, dueling competition, Konoha is celebrating, and love is in the air...a Naruto Sakura story
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,182 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Seeking Freedom by Raphael Fitchburne reviews
Naruto becomes tired of everyone in the village. He thinks they are suffocating him like a bird in a cage. He has his reasons. How will his friends react if they learn that he is planning to leave for good?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,043 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Open Your Eyes by Mistynia reviews
NaruSaku story. Sakura still thinks about Sasuke; she wants him to come home. But if she opens her eyes, she sees that there are more fish swimming in Konoha. No longer OneShot! Fluff ahead! R&R Please! COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 67,116 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto Truth or Dare by erigstimloveles reviews
Naruto and the entire Rookie 9 are bored...so they play truth or dare and make each other admit and do the most outrageous and hilarious things ever!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,311 - Reviews: 1416 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
What started as an elevator ride by SoupLicker reviews
Naruto finally finishes the elevator project, and he's ready to test ride. Ino needs to get to her next job right away, but Naruto wants to be the first one to ride. The power goes out and things get steamy. And I don't mean evaporation. Disclaimer: pfft.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Seasons of Love: Wintertime Love by Anime-Queen-2011 reviews
Sequel to Summertime Love. Jaden&gang bringing new friends return to Ochi City to spend XMas w/the Yukis! But when Claire shows up to hang with old friends, Lex begins to feel threatened. When problems follow Claire, the gangs in for a wild ride! JxA, RxR
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 151,604 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Alexis R./Asuka T. - Complete
When I look at you by Black-Alice-Stars reviews
Sakura finally tells a certin blonde how she really feels. One-shot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 3,322 - Follows: 1,017 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Realization by flyntorres'06 reviews
Her two most precious friends are lying on the ground, unconscious. What will our favorite pink-haired kunoichi do if one of them dies? And her sudden realization of something made it even more unbearable.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,602 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Who Are You? by wilkins75 reviews
My first outline for my Return to the Past story is reborn. When Naruto/Sakura’s daughter Kushina Namikaze accidentally is sent back in time to when her parents are 16. Now she has to find a way home to her time without changing her history.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,899 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Split to Complete Life by Darkfireblade reviews
Naruto learns about the Kyuubi at age 7. The demon helps him so much that Naruto becomes an ANBU at the age of 10. As he grows up he faces strong enemies and tries to win Sakura's heart. Now the prey has become the hunter. Full Sum In
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,801 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Tempered Heart by lord of the land of fire reviews
A terrible tragedy shatters Naruto's heart and he is forced into exile for his own safety. He is sent to a different world filled monsters and secrets. Will he find the strength to heal his heart? Tsu X Mok, Nar X Kur
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,539 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Naruto U., Kurumu K.
In My Father's Shoes by tosakuai reviews
Team 7's trials as adults. Naruto & Sakura are expecting their 1st child, but life and war get in the way. Sasuke is home in Konoha, but finds everyone moved on without him and he's forced to deal with a lot in order to move on with life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,235 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Land of Ice by wilkins75 reviews
Years after Naruto left the village to save his life after Danzo’s take over of the village. He returns to see what can be saved from what Danzo had done to the village. Naruto/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 88,520 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Poké Wars: The Coalescence by Cornova reviews
I see my reflection, and I don't recognize myself anymore. How am I still sane after all the fear, the loss, and the killing? I remind myself it's because of my friends, helping me survive the new world of Pokemon...but what would I do if I lost them? Sequel to Poké Wars: The Subsistence. (No Longer Canon)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 72,648 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 11551 - Favs: 16,595 - Follows: 6,632 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
What Began As Innocent by Kopy.Kunoichi reviews
Rin: Lord Sesshomaru...where do babies come from? I know it's been done...but here's my take on how this one went down. R&R peeps!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Sesshōmaru, Rin - Complete
A Twist in Time by Awesome one reviews
Annabeth has been having strange dreams about...her and Percys child from the future! What happens when this child comes into their time period bringing six more mixed bloods with her turning out to be the ones of the new great prophesy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 89,923 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Icha Icha: Cherry Blossoms and Sake by Brim Wraith reviews
Naruto ends up getting drunk with Jiraiya, Sakura later sees a drunk Naruto head up to the Hokage Mountain, there she hears him confess his feelings about her, his promise, and Sasuke. See what happens when our knucklehead gets drunk and lets go.One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,941 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Return of Vilgax by IceGirl2772 reviews
7 years after getting trapped in the Null Void, Vilgax returns. To get revenge on Ben, he kidnaps the one person Ben loves: Julie! Will he rescue her in time? Benulie Gwevin OC/OC 1st story in fan-series. FINALLY UPDATED! R&R
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,989 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Ben T., Julie Y. - Complete
Goldfish by Rockcrab reviews
House is walking to the cafeteria, and Wilson's office door is open, inside, he finds some Goldfish... really, how much Havoc can be caused by goldfish, one might ask? Well, you'll just have to read and find out...
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/27/2009 - G. House - Complete
The Day Before by ChibiPotatoes reviews
It's almost Sakura's sixteenth birthday and Naruto is out on the roof of his house contemplating. She calls him, meets up with him, and asks him to perform a single request before her birthday the next day. Cute oneshot lemon between Naruto and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Winter Waltz by cerrdy reviews
Its time for Shimbusen's Annual Winter Dance! While Soul and Maka bet over getting dates for the dance, a unexpected new threat stands in their way. SoulXMaka and some BlackStarXTsubaki and KiddxPattiXLiz Rating may change... COMPLETE!REVIEW!
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 119,463 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
The Price of Love by Zeusgal13 reviews
What happens when Percy and Annabeth start to go out? What will their Parents think...or even do? Will Kronos take over Percy's body? Will PERCABETH last throughout this test? or will one of them brake, leaving PERCABETH forever?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,141 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Here and Now by Denim88 reviews
The sequel to 'Better Late Than Never'. Naruto's 18, he's dating Sakura, he's a respected ninja of the Leaf, what could possibly go wrong? Well, some things have been overlooked...some very dangerous things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 96,598 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Attending Ino's Body by OrangeBackpack reviews
Naruto finds Ino's body after she uses her Shintenshin no Jutsu. NaruIno Fic. My first Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 284 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Let's Fall in Love by Anonymoo reviews
Sakura knew she what she was doing. And so did he. But neither of them had a clue of what was going to happen after that one night. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,151 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Dating Game by Tsukiaa reviews
The captains are out to bet on people's love lives. Money is on the line, and they'll do just about anything to win. [COMPLETE]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,482 - Reviews: 1196 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Staying the Night by Grinja reviews
What if early in the Arrancar arc Rangiku didn't stay at Orihime's? What if instead she showed up late at night to Ichigo's house with a bottle of Sake? No longer a 1 shot! Ichiku or Kuromoto, Ichigo x Rangiku. Rated M for strong sexual content.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,653 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Ichigo K., R. Matsumoto
Total Drama Terra: an Archer Production by Sigrid the Sky-Witch reviews
what happens when "Storm Hawks" and "Total Drama Island" come together into one story?...I have no idea:P but I have a feeling archer would want me to say something akin to "MADNESS!" :P Rated T just in case :P
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 110,774 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008
A Matter of Opinion by Jini reviews
Naruto had never really liked shopping before. That is… until Sakura tried on that bikini. NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,807 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Return of Namikaze 2 by wilkins75 reviews
Sequel to Return of Namikaze. It has been 33 years since the Kyuubi attacked the village follow the Naruto and Sakura’s kids and others as they become ninjas.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 84,553 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fate's Tangled Web by liquidfire58 reviews
What will happen to a kidnapped Sakura?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,207 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Call You By A Different Name by vicioux reviews
He had not expected to defy Aizen. He had not expected to assist the woman's escape. He had not expected to spend more than five minutes at a time alone with Grimmjow and avoid giving in to the urge to kill him. And he had not expected her.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,991 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Neliel T. O./Nel, Ulquiorra - Complete
Behind the Mask by Yukie666 reviews
War was coming. But before the war there was times of training. Preparing oneself for the upcoming hardships. But even at times of desperation, things can go in a different direction. AU, OOC, Crack, a little sidestory to Who Says. For your enjoyment.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,212 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Ichigo K., Hiyori S.
Three old friends by son of a peach reviews
In mourning their fallen team-mate, the survivors of team seven find a way to move forward. NaruXSaku oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
An Entreaty to NaruSaku Fans by Mad Library Scientist reviews
A plea to NaruSaku fans to keep the faith, despite the recent developments in the manga. My logical arguments to explain what is happening. This is my first fic, so please be kind!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
RosarioVampire: Meet Moka's Parents by dogsfang reviews
Tsukune is "invited" to come and visit Moka and her family over the holidays! Can Tsukune, a human, survive for long in a house full of vampires! Will Tsukune be able to keep his secret and get her fathers and mother permission to date Moka?
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 168,779 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Moka A., Tsukune A. - Complete
Now by Dionysos reviews
Naruto finally convinces Sakura to go on a date with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,867 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Dare Contest by Zeusgal13 reviews
Thalia and Percy both claim that they are the master at Truth and Dare. What of perfect way to see who is then The Dare Contest! PERCABETH! Of course
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,175 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
Steamy Situations by Da Baddest King reviews
What happens when Naruto's day of relaxation becomes into something so different when he get's trapped in a sauna room with Ino? Read to find out, please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Love Conquers All by jazzpha reviews
When Rukia is captured and taken to Hell as a prisoner, Ichigo and Renji fight to save her with help from an ex-Captain. As the fallout of the rescue spirals into total war against Hell, will anything be the same in Soul Society again? Multiple pairings.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 183,362 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The True Monster by lord of the land of fire reviews
A Rosario Vampire and Naruto cross over. Naruto, the hated Kyuubi jinchuuriki is sent to a school for monsters to complete his education before he can return to Konoha. But in a place filled with monsters he wonders just who the true monster is. Nar X Mok
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 228,346 - Reviews: 5659 - Favs: 3,947 - Follows: 1,848 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 1,662 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The gift by SkyMaiden reviews
AU. Ino decides to give her best friend a night that he will never forget before he leaves town. Just what did she have in mind for the two of them to share? Naruto x Ino one shot. Rated M for lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,746 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Hopes and Dreams by Naruto1217 reviews
Sakura final realizes that she loves Naruto, but after he saves her life in a horrific battle with Pain, is it too late for him? The turth of the Kyuubi attack, what will this information entail for Team Kakashi? NaruSaku Sequel 2 One Last Breath
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,250 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Return of Namikaze by wilkins75 reviews
After Naruto brought Sasuke back he left for four years and has returned to reclaim his families titles. However now that he is back new powers are a work against him. Naruto/Sakura and others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 142,244 - Reviews: 1713 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Every Valentine But The One I Want by StripeyJumper reviews
Yes, its Valentine's Day in the Hidden Leaf, and Sasuke's receiving what seems to be every single girl's gift chocolate. But wait a minute! Where's Sakura? oneshot. NaruSaku, mild Sasuke bashing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto Shippūden: The Truth Behind The Lies by DaaNi-ChAn reviews
Sequel to I Can't Let You Go. It's been six months since Naruto's death, or so Sakura thought. Sakura x Naruto. Plz R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,122 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Do You Remember Love by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto dies and then wakes up as a twelve-year-old genin. He discovers that the shadow clone technique duplicates his soul each time he uses it, and he is cursed to relive the tragedy that is his life over and over again for every soul he had duplicated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,145 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 3,276 - Follows: 662 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sakura Season by Highspeed0516 reviews
The Sequel to "Kissing the Wind." Sakura Haruno endures her own specialized round of training that will set her on the path to becoming the most powerful Kunoichi ever . . . or destroy her. But will it be enough to save Sasuke and protect Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,516 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
The 2nd try by JimmyWolk reviews
Sometimes, destiny offers people another chance. Sometimes just to undo small mistakes. Sometimes even to avert the end of the world. But sometimes, the price for another chance is higher than anyone could guess...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 211,044 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Complete
Sunblock saves the Day! by soar2survive reviews
A prank pulled on Sakura turns into something more as Sakura finally confronts her feelings on Sasuke, Naruto, the future, etc. NARUxSAKU- very dramatic, READ AND REVIEW
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Mansion Madness by ilovesoccer13 reviews
Sakura, Naruto, Kiba, Hinata, Tenten, and Neji are all invited to go on a treasure hunt in the Hyuuga Mansion, but Tsunade's got a few tricks up her sleeve...three different concoctions, and six shinobi as her test subjects. Naru/Saku, Ten/Neji, Hina/Kiba
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,234 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Master of the Zanbatous by pudgypudge reviews
After defeating the Akatsuki and losing his sensei, Naruto is given the responsibility of being the Toad Sage. On his way from the battlefield he acquires two familiar swords that wish for him to become their master. And is Sakura falling for the blonde?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 152,130 - Reviews: 1922 - Favs: 3,131 - Follows: 1,450 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
look what i found Sakura! by fox in plain sight reviews
naruto leaves the village for two days to hide from the mob's that attack him but instead of a camp, he finds his fathers house and decides to invite his team over for the night. narusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke and Orochimaru: NaruSaku Fans? by ilovesoccer13 reviews
Sasuke gives Sakura a love potion to make her like Naruto, and chaos ensues. Takes place during Shippuuden. In order of importance: Naru/Saku, Hina/Kiba, Tema/Shika, Tenten/Neji or Rock Lee, depends on how you look at it, and Ino/Sai...sorta as a joke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,972 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Happiness doesn't last forever Sakura by Kamen Rider Decade Complete reviews
Naruto leave the village heart broken, Sakura realizes she loves Naruto and goes out to look for him. Pairing NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,977 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Just Ludicrous by Therrin-Ninja reviews
Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, and Kakashi have to go undercover to the Village hidden in the Mist. Catch: they must be gender bended. total ludicrousness, insanity, and shipping ensues. laughs garenteed. T for language & implications NaruxSaku, CRACK pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto Shippuden: In your eyes by Catsi563 reviews
The sequel to In your Arms. Naruto and Sakura take a vacation to a special place. Adventure, Romance and Hijinx ensue in a voyage of discovery. .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,836 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Haruno Blood Limit by AMV.maker reviews
“CHIDORI!” "RASENGAN!” Naruto screams back at Sasuke leaping toward him.“Stop it you two, just STOP.” Sakura scream in an effort to stop the two running in between them.“I can’t…” Sasuke says. "STOP" naruto screams.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
A Special Apology by Anomynous Nin reviews
After seeing Naruto's confidence in the first test of the Chuunin exam, Sakura apologized to Naruto in the second test, but couldn't let the feeling go away. So, she decided to give him a special apology. For spazzgirl's NaruSaku Contest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,817 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 97 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Thousand Shinji by Academia Nut reviews
Shinji is his father's son, and with a little mentoring from an unlikely source, he will learn the ways of plotting and scheming, along with a few other useful skills. Gendo is so screwed. And so is everyone else. Crossover
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 139,409 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
Naruto Shippuden: Kissing the Wind by Highspeed0516 reviews
Manga Spoilers: Following the aftermath of the current confrontations in the manga, Sakura re-examines her feelings for the two most important men in her life, and reaches a conclusion. But is Sakura prepared to accept the burden? REWRITE done 23 March!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,352 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto: Rise of the Lord of Foxes by VFSNAKE reviews
AN: Don’t own Naruto and all that stuff or anything from other anime shows and stuff that’s not mine originally.Summary: The fight at the Valley of the End is over and Naruto has won the battle, but the war is far from over as Kakashi arrives on t
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 151,748 - Reviews: 2342 - Favs: 4,078 - Follows: 1,834 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Dimensions Book One: Links by Blazing Chaos reviews
Rewrite available, see profile. In retrieving the Digimon, Takato didn't exactly imagine a virus sweeping across the internet, a strange force playing its hand and learning something about a friend that could change things forever between them. Rukato
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,340 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Ruki M./Rika N., Takato M. - Complete
A Present to Share by elloitsstephaniee reviews
[Oneshot][NaruSaku] A Present in dedication of Naruto's Birthday! Set when he's about 5 years old and the first time he meets Sakura! HAPPY BIRTHDAY NARUTO! xD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Life at Hidden Academy: NaruSaku Tale by Born From a NaruSaku Lemon reviews
Naruto wins a bet against his girlfriend, Sakura, and now she has to clean his room. Things don't go as planned when she decides to torture him with a nice little outfit. NaruSaku. Rated M for Lemon. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,422 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/28/2007 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] - Complete
From Ramen with Love by Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin reviews
With help from Ayame, Naruto manages to become closer to the girls, but now he has just one big problem. Naruto can't decide which girl he likes the most. Humor, Romance and Mayhem unfolds as Naruto is trying to find his love. NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 470,465 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 2,650 - Follows: 1,525 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Broken Promise by Skytide101 reviews
Sakura feels disappointed with Naruto due to failing to bring Sasuke back, but when she realises just how much Naruto went through to try and keep his promise to her, she soon realises how important he really is in her life. Rated for Lang and Mature Cont
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,778 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ten days by SakuNaruLover reviews
The rookie genin get ten days of summer vacation. Can Naruto finally convince Sakura to love him? This is an entry for the The Great Heaven & Earth FanficFanart Contest III, Summertime Edition. The keyword is: summer vacation. NaruSaku, SakuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,652 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
This is part 2 just to give you a chance to get to know all the new characters and to see how fun the next generation of ninjas are some language in later chapters SakuraXNaruto pairing along with some others
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 66,416 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Full Bloom by Random1377 reviews
Sakura notices something odd in the mirror, and since her mother seems hesitant to explain what's going on, she decides to find her own answers...but is she ready for the truth? First place winner in the 2006 Great Heaven and Earth Fanfiction Contest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 165 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Year Of The Dog Party by TheShamanMaster reviews
It's the Year Of The Dog, and Tsunade has planned a party. But with surprising results. NaruSaku with sided ShikaIno, KibaHina. [COMPLETED!][Omake is up!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,282 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A new team, different sensei by Kin-Ryu Chikara reviews
Naruto has a different team and a very different sensei. What will change? What will stay the same? Not very good summary, but better story. Pairings decided by vote. NaruSakuIno. Read and review! Note: adopted by Saito namikaze and Shauni2420.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 171,921 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 12/6/2006 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time by Arxane reviews
Yes, your eyes do not deceive you. This is an update. Link and Ruto continue to explore the Water Temple, while a fight breaks out in the Kakariko Vilalge cemetary.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 511,021 - Reviews: 1659 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 11/16/2006 - Published: 3/14/2001
Measure of a Man by swaswj reviews
Jim is left alone at the shop while Gene takes Melfina out to party. Aisha invites herself over to help him out in her own way. Jim/Aisha
Outlaw Star - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Aisha C., James H. - Complete
Better Late Than Never by Denim88 reviews
Sakura and Naruto....good friends, or perhaps something more? Sakura wants to tell Naruto her feelings, but things never end up being so easy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,164 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Painful Birthday 3 by William Whisk reviews
Naruto's birthday has come and for the past two years for him it has been wonderful. When he opens the door he sees the woman he loves and when he goes to see his friends he is horrified to see blood and death everywhere. Will he make it in time to find
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,109 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Promise of a Lifetime by Haru Matsumura reviews
Naruto made a promise of a lifetime to Sakura... and he's always honored it... so she decided to make a promise of her own to repay him, but will the promise she makes be too much for her to keep? NaruSaku. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,184 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 5/25/2006 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Demons glory by LD 1449 reviews
something happens in konoha breaking naruto in the most horible way will he beable to forgive konoha or will he destroy it. NARUSAKU,GAAHINA,SASUOC,ITAOC,TSUJIR,KAKAKURE,ANKOIRU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 100,807 - Reviews: 1995 - Favs: 1,639 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Single Ninja on the Town by Arkhe reviews
“The Single Male Shinobi Guide to woo the Kunoichi of their Dreams.” Naruto read the title out aloud. “Hmm...” .:Additional summary within:. [COMPLETE!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,660 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sakura's Revelation by Broncoley reviews
Sakura finally admits her true relationship with Naruto, and how she really fells! One Shot, NaruSaku!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Painful Birthday 2 by William Whisk reviews
It has been a year since he left the village with his friends. He now is returning after the incident that had team 7 leave konoha on his last birthday. How will he take it, and most importantly how will his friends take it? Painful Birthday is now fi
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
A Second Chance by Shadowfox83 reviews
Sasuke's words left Sakura wondering if she's been too hard on Naruto. So she decides to give him one more chance, will it pay off?[Oneshot NaruSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Complete
Valentine's Day: A NaruSaku Edition by breadmakesyoufat reviews
It's almost Valentine's Day and Sakura is planning to ask Sasuke to be her valentine. Will things go as she planned? Or will Naruto's wish finally come true? This is, once again, NarutoSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,943 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/20/2005 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Revelations: A Cynic's View of Pokemon by CorianderWryters reviews
[COMPLETE] A series starring a less-than-peppy trainer. Finally finished...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,894 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/24/2005 - Published: 2/3/2002 - Complete
Blinded By Tears by ShadowSakari reviews
Sakura makes up her mind of the one she loves. This is the story. SakuraxNaruto (I guess I just told you who...) one-shot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Complete
Painful Birthday by William Whisk reviews
It is Naruto's birthday and he is hated by most on this day. Can Naruto survive the village, or will a few friends save him. Can they save him from the other nins that come also, or is it hopeless. Maybe a Oneshotter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/17/2004 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Heaven & Earth: The Uzumaki Saga by h0kut3n reviews
This is my AU Crossover Tribute to NaruSaku and their Legacy! Will Include: Action Adventure, Tradegy, Mystery, Horror, Spiritual, and all the goodies to come! Finally, Heaven & Earth is completed 5 chapters!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 51,155 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/10/2004 - Published: 6/26/2004 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sakura's Love by LoveKuroneko reviews
Sakura got tired of being pushed away by Sasuke. Instead she finds comfort in... you'll have to read to find out.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/14/2003 - Complete
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Pony Fortress 2: Meet the Heavy reviews
Installment #3. Enjoy.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Big Macintosh, Heavy - Complete
Pony Fortress 2: Meet the Soldier reviews
Meet the Soldier. Played by everyone's favorite gem eating baby dragon, Spike.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Spike, Soldier - Complete
Pony Fortress 2: Meet the Sniper reviews
The first of nine one-shots where I basically ponify the Meet The videos for Team Fortress 2. Enjoy.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Sniper - Complete
Battle For the Will of Fire reviews
My first attempt at a darker setting in Naruto. Hope you enjoy it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Bound to a Succubus reviews
Rosario Vampire meets World of Darkness. What will happen when these two worlds collide? Read and find out.
Crossover - World of Darkness & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,997 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Sin-Eater, Kurumu K.
An Extra Edge reviews
Naruto recieves a powerful weapon at the end of the Land of Waves mission, and attracts attention from a pottential ally, or enemy. Naru/Saku all the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,573 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Shinobi Skills Part Four: Erojutsu reviews
A Naruto harem fic that I adopted from Anonymous Nin. You know, I had originally intended to have this as ultimately NaruSaku but... I changed my mind. It's an actual harem. Hope you enjoy it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Adventures of Naruto Namikaze reviews
Naruto's parents don't die sealing the Nine-Tails in him. How will his life be different? NaruSaku. Title sucks, I'm sure.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,672 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Cherry Blossom Valentine Kiss reviews
Just a little Valentine fic I cooked up. Hope you enjoy it. Happy Valentine's Day, everyone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Arc the Lad: Arc of Touvil
A little rewrite/fleshing out of the Arc the Lad trilogy. Here's the first installment.
Arc The Lad - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Published: 10/12/2010
Resonance of the Soul: Thousand Year Redemption reviews
Inspired by Reizod's Shinigami Chronicles. Ichigo is set free from a thousand year seal to find things are quite different than they were a thousand years ago. And Maka finds herself battling madness in a thought to be extinct form.
Crossover - Bleach & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,453 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Ichigo K., Blair
Help Me reviews
What if Yusei had helped Akiza after their Fortune Cup duel instead of Sayer? find out inside. R&R Yusei/Akiza
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,981 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Yūsei F., Aki I.
Shadow of the Day reviews
A redo of canon, based on how I thought the series should have gone. R&R. No flames like the last one I wrote.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Lelouch L., Kallen S.
A Holiday Surprise reviews
Just a little something I cooked up on impulse. Merry Christmas everyone.
Code Geass - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Lelouch L., Kallen S. - Complete
Assassin Turned Hero reviews
What happens when Altair is pulled through time and ends up helping Sparrow in his quest for vengence? find out inside.
Crossover - Fable & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Sparrow/The Hero of Bower Lake
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