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Eye color:hazel(my eyes have more green than brown, so people usually guess green), and strangely with a small gold ring around the pupil. odd, ni?
Hight:5'11, pretty much tall enough to look down upon the population that is my school.(that is, if i'm wearing sneakers that day XD)
Age: 99,999 XD lol
Religion: eh, don't really believe in any god.
-Minato looked at Ed...
"Pfft! This pipsqueak doesn't even come up to my son's ankles."
"I know right." Madara said.
"YOU ALL CAN GO BURN IN THE DEEPEST DARKEST PITS OF HELL!" Ed screamed in frustration.
"Your mom's vagina does not need to be brought in to this."
All heads turned to the person who spoke.
"Damn Gaara...that was harsh."- This little quote is from a fanfic called Naruto Tryouts by Inuyonas
The only girls that will truly understand are the sweet-looking ones with punk music on their iPod. If you are one of these girlsor friends with one of these girls, put this in your profile!
Take a Breath
It's Time to Breath.
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Re-post this message, or
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.
Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.
3. your first initial?
4. your month of birth?
5. which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. your favorite number?
8. do you like California of Florida more?
9. do you like the lake or ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)
to go to a con with kei-chan
are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If you're initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If You were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever
July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.
white: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday!
"Ahhhhhh, nothing goes better with a good cup of joe than to see some bestiality goin on in you neighbors yard. -Sips coffee and nods head- Reminds me of my collage days." ~ Inside joke with a friend of mine. XD man, this is so funny.
orochimarus gaint eyeball vaporises sasuke-- "Damn it, not again," cried Orochimaru in exasperation. "Who the hell am I going to dream about molesting now?"~ Tsunagari chp7 by iheartmwpp
"Ed glared at Den, just now remembering about his watch that was still in the dogs mouth. Dens ears and tail dropped as he let go of the watch. Edward grinned, "Thank you very much!" but then frowned as his stomach began to growl, as if saying to get back to the house and hurry up and eat. Winry and Al laughed while Ed scowled. "Yeah, yeah, very funny. Can we just hurry up and get back? I'm starving!" Ed put his hands behind his head as he started off walking toward where they originally came from. The other two joined him as they walked quickly back to the house."~Quote from my story, It Starts With One.
"fangirl period, it's the equivalent of THE CURSE. whether you are the one going through it or it's someone you know, it still sucks."-Me,
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This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
This is a OC Quiz I found on Deviant
1. Hi! What's your real name and nickname?
Sarah Fatch, some of the guys I use to work with use to call me Finchy becasue my favorite kind of bird is a finch, and the spelling is a lot like my last name.
2. Interesting... what's your current age?
3. Uh huh. What's your favorite food?
4. And your favorite drink?
5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?
6. Aww! Have you two kissed yet?
7. Classic question! What's your favorite color?
8. Who's your favorite author?
9. Now what's your biggest fear?
10. stifles a giggle I'm not laughing *bursts out laughing*
11. Awesome. Who's your hero?
12. Ok, who is your worst enemy?
13. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?
14. Interesting... what would you do if you met your creator?
15. Okay, I'll contact them right now. Done! Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?
16. What's your worst nightmare?
17. What's your lifelong dream?
18. What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?
19. Ok, where's your favorite place to relax?
20. Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?
21. We're done! Now tag whoever the hell you want.
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
Insane is a good thing. Insane means you are random, weird, and don't give a damn what anybody else says. If you have any of these traits and are considered insane, nerdy/geeky or weird, but really one of the few sane and/or not conformist people in the world let it be known! Copy and paste this on to your profile and add your name to the list: The Silent Orion, iTorchic
Texting while driving is bad and can kill you. If you also believe this, please add your name to the list. By adding your name to the list, you are vowing to never text while driving. PurplePantherOfDoom
A true Pokemon fan is someone who will defend it when someone makes fun of it. It is someone who will love over anything else no matter what age and is not afraid to shout it out to the world. A true Pokemon fan will encourage others to learn the important meanings that Pokemon holds. And you'll love Pokemon forever and ever. If you are a true Pokemon fan, then copy this onto your profile!
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile
Ninety-fivepercent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, blondy-10-22,Kakashi's kid Aj 13, xXnarutofan_22Xx , MJLS, Little Hobbit, knuckles13, Xtrasupershadowgirl, LovelyBubbles07, Cassy the Hedgehog, PurplePantherOfDoom
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
ur monthly dose of...RANDOM!! HAHAHAHAHA!!
hmmmm, it's been a while since i've give your dose of ramdomness. so this is what's been going on at school(and sorry i haven't been updating, i haven't been able to get back into writing for some reason). i oditoned our school play and i got a part! i plays a troll. i know it's not a big part but i don't care, at least i got a part! my best friend has two parts; a page and a skeliton. so that's what's been going on latly in my school life...if you wanted to hear about my life life, well, your not gett'n anything because my life life is the most dull thing there is out there.
ur monthly dose of...RANDOM!! HAHAHAHA!! XD
Ok, i had a weird thought today(i just might make it a one-shot too). I was watching SpongBob, and Spongbob did something that reminded me of a short rant from Fullmetal Alchemist(the ep where Spongbob gets chased around by jellyfish because of his whitslely Pores). If you've seen that ep and remember it well(and your a FMA fan), try to think of what part of that ep made me think of this rant(i'll give you the rant as a hint, but i don't remember it very well, so please forgive me), "WHO ARE YOU CALL'N SHORT!? I'LL RIP OFF YOUR LEGS AND STICK THEM ON YOUR HEAD!!"-Ed-
I found this quiz in Llirbwerdnadivads profile. First, you list ten characters(anime, manga, books, ect)/people, then fallow what the quiz says.
this is my ten that i chose:
1. Number 5 was stranded on the toilet because he/she was out of paper?
2. You came home one day and found Number 3 and Number 7 in your house, both drunk out of their minds?
3. Number 8 offered to fix the plumbing problems with your house?
4. Number 2 showed up at school as your substitute teacher for the day?
5. You accidentally saw Number 10 wearing nothing but a small, purple Speedo?
6. Number 3 insisted on driving you around town to wherever you wanted to go for the entire day?
7. Number 9 killed Number 4 right in front of you?
Would you allow:
1. Number 6 to redecorate your house for you, however they see fit?
2. Number 1 to be your dentist and work in your mouth with a drill?
3. Number 10 and Number 8 wanted to be left alone in your house or apartment?
4. Number 8 asked to borrow some of your clothes and wear them in public?
5. Number 2 to try to fix your computer when it's messed up? Well, there's only two things i can think of that would happen. 1.He'd blow it up. 2. He would get frustrated and transmute it into something else. Either way, i'd have to buy a new computer.
6. Number 4 to set you up on a date with Number 9?
7. Number 1 and Number 3 to operate heavy machinery together? Mew: wouldn't let it touch anything that was over three pounds. Vic: sure, he's a responsible adult.
1. Number 5 asks Number 2 out on a date. Upon seeing this, what do you do or say?
Awwww! EdXWinry! I would tease the death out of those two. lol.
2. Number 7 asks you to a dance. Do you accept?
3. Number 8 and Number 9 are fighting over you. What happens now?
I'd try to break it up. First by talking to them. If that doesn't work, i either walk off of get physically involved(sp?).
4. Number 1 tries to kiss you. What do you do?
5. Number 3 confesses his/her secret love for Number 5. What do you think of this?
6. Number 6 is cheating on Number 7 with Number 3, and you find out about it. What do you do
7. Number 4 proposes to you. Your reaction?
1. What in the name of Holy Rabbit Dogs was Number 1 doing outside in nothing but a small pink towel at 3 AM!?
2. What if Number 2 tied Number 4 to a flagpole and threw shoes at him until he cried?
3. ...and then Number 8 and Number 5 danced around the table naked. Your reaction upon seeing this?
4. Number 10 has just officially been given a Pyro License. What happens now?
5. Would YOU tell Number 9 to "WOO! TAKE IT ALL OFF!"...?
7. What if, suddenly, Number 4 smashed through the wall of your room totally naked, posed, and shouted "OHHHH YEEEEAAAAH!"...?
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF...
1.Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
2. Number 2 asked you to go out with him?
3. Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
4. Number 4 cooked you dinner?
5. Number 5 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
6. Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
7. Number 9 made fun of your friends?
8. Number 10 ignored you all the time?
-WHAT WOULD THEY DO UNDER THE FOLLOWING CIRCUMSTANCES?-
1. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will Number 1 do?
2. You're on a vacation with Number 2 and you manage to break your leg. What does Number 2 do?
3. It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
4. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does Number 4 do?
5. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will Number 5 do?
6. You're about to marry Number 10 What's Number 6's reaction?
7. You got dumped by someone. How will Number 7 cheer you up?
8. You're angry about it afterwords, how does Number 8 calm you down?
9. You compete in some tournament. How does Number 9 support you?
10. You can't stop laughing. What will Number 10 do?
1. Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of
2. Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for Number 9. Your reaction?
3. You're dating Number 3 and introduce him/her to your parents. Will they get along?
4. Number 4 loves Number 9 as well. What does that mean?
5. Number 6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
6. You had a haircut and Number 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
7. Number 8 thinks he/she will never get a girlfriend/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
8. Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending you an e-mail. Now what?
1. Could Number 1 and Number 6 be soul mates?
2. Would Number 2 trust Number 5?
3. Number 3 wants to go shopping, will Number 7 come along?
4. Number 4 is bored and pokes Number 10. What happens after that?
5. Number 5 and Number 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
6. If Number 6 and Number 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?
7. Number 7 and Number 8 apply for a job. What job?
8. Number 9 gives Number 5 a haircut. Is that OK?
9. Number 8 sketches what Number 1's perfect girlfriend/boyfriend should look like.
10. Number 10 and Number 3 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? They're probably talking about girls and some other things that i don't want to know.
Attention! Boys and mostly Girls!If you love stories where Kakashi falls in love, then i know the BEST story for you! it's called 'Hatred Turned Love'. here's the link to the first chapter. it's so good i don't even have to give you a summary. If you don't even check it out, you missing out on one hell of a story. Well, here you go! http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2478348/1/Hatred_Turned_Love (your probably going to have to copy and paste it into the URL bar because i don't know how to put links on my profile)
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile
Girl you think you got it all
but you dont!
and i do
so BOOM wit dat attitude
i got sumtin dat you cant touch
choo choo train
wind me up i'll do my thang
no reeces peaces 7up
mess wit me i'll mess you up
cry now girl
you just got DISSED!
Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (they did in the 80's)
Bad spellers of the world UNITE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profile.(i was very happy when i saw this)
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Here are 25 ways to annoy your parents
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!"
11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT SNOG YOU!"
16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!"
21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!"
22. Pretend to be a phone.
23. Try to swim in the floor.
24. Tap on their door all night
25. When they say a word from a song you know burst into that song
things to annoy your parents even more:
1. take their car keys and put them somewhere else, and when they ask you about it, say "maybe a ghost took it"
2. get a pinata made to look like them
3. when they ask you what their doing, say "existing"
4. whenever they tell you something say "oh my god, no way"
5. when they say the name of a store, say their slogan or sing their song.
6. pretened to vaccum with your imaginary vaccum (don't forget to make noises)
7. when the phone rings, yell at it " HELLO? HELLO? I CAN HEAR YOU! HELLO?
8. put a mouse trap infront of the computer mouse.
9. ask your parent a question, then the next day ask it again, and the next day, etc. until you forget
10. when they yell at you, tell them to use their inside voice.
11. have all of your friends call you in one night.
12. wear a turtle neck and follo them around saying "turtle turtle"
13. speak to them in another language (if you don't know any, either make one up, or use baka(idiot))
14. wear a bucket on your head
15. sing everything you say
16. draw a face on a balloon and call it wilson and carry it around, constantly talking to it.
17. fall in love with a wine bottle
18. when their friends come over pretend to be drunk with your wine bottle spouse(i'm going to try this whole entire list on my sixteenth b-day party X) )
You know you live in 2009 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did.
STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day put this on your profile.
You Say Pink
I Say Black
You Say Paris Hilton
I Say Amy Lee
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Frank Iero
You Say Pop
I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird
I Say I'm Different
Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,
So why bother?
I'm a BRUNETTE and I'm a cutie,
Mess with me and I'll kick your booty,
Redheads are smart,
Blondes think they're cool,
Well think again,
'Cause BRUNETTES rule!
Losers stare, they make a fuss.
Just one question though-
You laugh at me because I’m different, but I laugh because all of you shitheads are the same.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
"The best part of 'believe' is the 'lie'."
"I don't give a fuck - God sent me to piss the world off!"
A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge
I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain
I don't need your attitude. I got one of my own
If you were to ask me in which direction I think a man's strengths lay, I would say his capacity to hate.
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not?
"It takes so much more power to forgive than to kill the person who broke your heart."
The loneliest place i have ever been was not when i was alone... it was in a room full of people that never even cared.
It only takes one smile to hide a million tears.
A true friends doesn't stab you in the back, they stab you in the front.
Don't laugh at people's dreams;
Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; don't walk behind me, I may not lead
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random!
Don’t knock on death’s door…ring the doorbell and run like hell. He hates that.
"The more you piss me off, the longer I'll keep you alive."
"If you needed help in killing yourself, you could have asked. I'd be happy to oblige."
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Flying is simple. You just jump and forget how to fall.
Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks
Women are like dogs. You've got to watch out for all the bitches.
Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door
Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to dribble a football
Virginity is like a bubble... One tiny prick and it's gone
Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.
Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up. (so true)
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought (LMFAO)
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. ( v. funny!!)
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books, movies and TV shows.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends, for I may not return alive.
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.
if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.
If you are the insane friend then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS!!
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.(this really has happened before, to me and my BF, fucking bitch.)
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
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“People make up lyrics to songs. Like that remix of apologize, ‘ It to late to order fries’. This I the newest one, and I added some stuff onto it. The remix of I kissed a girl. ‘I kicked a squirrel, and I liked it, there goes by vegan diet’. That’s it, and this is the part that I made. Then it’s ‘I kicked a squirrel just to try it, I hope Peta does not mind it. It felt so wrong, it felt so right, I might have rabies tonight, I kicked a squirrel and I liked it” he said.
This is off of timmy102's story called 'My Name Is Ushi'. I thought it was funny so i pasted it into my bio. the one thats speaking is Ushi and he likes to do stand up comedy. you should check it out.
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THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!
1) Who is your favorite character(s)?Naruto
2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? FemNarutoxSasuke, SasukexOC, NarutoxOC, FemNarutoxItachi
3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? yaoi
4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? Nope
5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. It's too big to fit... XD
6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Naruto.
7) NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina!
8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru
9) Which team is your favorite? Does Akatsuki count?
10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) No because Tobi is Madara. it's a manga page.
11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? He is!
12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? ITACHI!!
13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? I HATE HIM IN THE SHIPPUDEN, BUT I DON'T MIND HIM IN THE ORIGINAL!
14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Yes
16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? he's a spaz.
17) Sub or dub? Sub!
18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti-Sakura.
20) Do you even know who Tobi is? MADARA!!
22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Deidara! he is one!
23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? weird.
24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how?Um... hm... Deidara.
25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? Duh.
26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? yes.
29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? Yes! I could marry it.
30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? YESSSs! :D
31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? No.
32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? yes.
33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF?' No.
34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? Life: Yes!
35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? partly.
36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Not really.
37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Nope.
38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? yes.
39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? No. i think he looks like a cave woman in the second stage.
40) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? yes, yes i do.
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
Bold means I fear it.
Beingaparent Givingbirth Being myself in front of others(a little bit)
Total so far: 2
Total so far: 2
Having great responsibilities dentist Tornadoes Doctors
Total so far: 9
Total so far: 11
Creepy noises in the night
Total so far: 13
Reasons for Each:
the dark:i feel like somethings going to happen to me when i'm in the dark. But i'm working on over coming that.
Highest: I feel like i'm going to fall and die.
Crossing hanging bridges: look at highest.
Death: i just don't get it. Will i be a ghost or not?
Heaven: look at death.
being robbed: i just don't want to lose my stuff.
Having great responsibilities: i tend to over react about things.
dentist: I had a really bad experience when i was little. I had to get my tooth puled, they gave me Novocain but i didn't help. But nooo! when my bro had to get his tooth puled he got laughing gas! grumbles
Hurricanes: I hate bad weather.
Poverty: come on, who wants to be poor?
Bee stings: allergic.
Not accomplishing my dreams/goals: scary.
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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
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92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your butt off.
If you have ever mistaken a black mail box for an animal from a distance, copy and past to bio.
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93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!
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I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends
Hi, my name is Kazu.
I like Writing and I like Athletics.
I am running down the road
I suddenly tripped over.
I come home with a scratch on my knee.
My mummy begins to worry.
I tell her I am fine.
She sighs and says ok.
I am at school.
When suddenly I fall and hit a tree.
I am sent to the sickbay.
Then I am sent home.
Mummy takes me to the doctors.
The doctors tell mummy something.
Mummy starts to cry.
I tell her it's ok.
I'm not going to die.
She tells me I am starting.
Starting to be slower.
I don't know what it means.
But I have become sick.
I tell mummy it's ok.
I will become better.
Mummy starts to cry.
Do I have cancer?
Mummy says no.
Then what do I suppose.
As a year had past.
I struggle to walk.
My speech is getting slower.
It's hard for me to talk.
My friends like to help me.
My classmates like to run.
But I have to sit down.
And watch them have fun.
Then one day my teacher.
Comes to see mummy.
Daddy comes out.
And starts to get all snotty.
The teacher tells my parents.
I can no longer go to school.
My motion is too slow.
I ask the teacher slowly.
I am sorry I am useless.
I start to cry and beg her.
I want to go to school.
The teacher gives a smile.
And tells me she is sorry.
The school cant really help me.
The words were so cruel.
The day I had to leave.
My friends and classmates cried.
The boys upon the windows.
Wave to me goodbye.
I smile and sit in the car.
I am taken to a school.
A school with special people.
Just like me and you.
I start to have some fun.
I made a lot of friends.
As many years passed again.
I talk too slow to understand.
I cannot run anymore.
And I struggle to even stand.
I cannot write in my diary.
My motion is too slow.
Then one day I am sent.
To the hospital again.
Now many years have passed.
I lie in a warm bed.
I cannot move my body.
I cannot move again.
I talk very slowly.
I cannot move my head.
My mummy sits there crying.
My daddy looks depressed.
I ask my mummy sadly.
Am I going to die.
My mother holds my hand.
Yells and starts to cry.
A few more years later.
I have to shut my eyes.
I cannot talk or move.
I seem to have died.
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Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
I have a cat that I found outside in the cold it isn't allowed in the house so I let it sleep in a blanket that I leave out for it. It was abandined by its owner. You can see by the way it's fur is on its neck. There used to be a collar. I have no idea where it came from or who it belonged to. That much doesn't matter. It's new home when I found it was under my patio table where it can be warm because of the cover. I think it's a guy. I have no name for it that I am sure that it is right. It goes by the weirdest name of all, Ralphy Chuck Norris. It makes me cry to see an abandoned animal begging for you to let them into the cold. I can't understand why anyone would want to do that. They could end up killing the animal. ANIMAL ABANDONMENT IS WRONG!!
My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm sradishing to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I sradish to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
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I got them all from someone else.
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Girls Don't Realize this:Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcyle.
Girl: Slow down!
Guy: No this is fun!
Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. Now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcyle crashed into a building because of break failure.
Two people were on it and only one survived.
The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.
Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.
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DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!
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Well i'm going to give you a ruff idea of what i like to do and what are my fav anime and shows.
I like to play sports like basketball and softball.
My Fav shows and anime are: Fairly Odd Parents, Spongbob, Naruto, Inuyasha, I like to watch Digimon sometimes, and Oban-star Racers. and FMA.
Well got'a jet! Ja Ne!!;)