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Joined 07-22-08, id: 1643123, Profile Updated: 01-30-10
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight.

Hey, I'm going to continue some of my stories once I get the uploader to work again. I'm bored and my tailbone is broken, so why not?

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Forks Cafe by Myheroicdeed reviews
AllHuman Bella swan is studying to be a pastry chef along with other things like an online school and a job. One day at her favorite cafe the book she's been reading is in the hands of a stranger! How will her life change now that Edward Cullen is there
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,029 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 3/31/2008
DoctorPatient Confidentiality by LostDownTheRabbitHole reviews
Bella has taken on a new job as a government research psychologist. Her first patient, Subject 342, a vampire named Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,458 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Psycho by Charles Obscure reviews
They told seventeen year-old Edward that the voices in his head weren't real. But he knew better. They weren't just voices; they were the thoughts of others. But who has room in their life for a freak? Will he ever find normality? Love? AH OOC SMUT ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,113 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Edward, Alice
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 2,081 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8031 - Favs: 3,734 - Follows: 3,136 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Walking Contradiction by serenity2bliss reviews
They didn’t know her like he knew her. They weren’t allowed to get to know her like she allowed him to. Jasper/Alice oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Christmas with the Cullens! by pinkcrayon1101 reviews
What happens when a human Bella is rushed into a Cullen Christmas? Alice has gone overboard again. What will happen? This is no ordinary Christmas! ----please read, I truly suck at summaries :D it's not really that dramatic, only genre close!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,536 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
To the End by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Relationships are hard. Relationships with vampires that are running from a vampire circus because they refused to drink the blood of their sacrifice are even harder. For Jayeliwood’s sexy Edward contest! One-shot BXE Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
PS I Love You by DrowningxInxSapphire reviews
Bella sees Edward and Alice together. One night, someone unexpected shows up outside her window. Will 2 broken hearts learn to mend each others? JASPER/BELLA! Yaaay! R&R! Don't like Jasper and Bella? Then don't read it. Simple.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,191 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
BabyBella! by DelilahTCullen reviews
Edward has deal with something he didn't expect at all. It involves his precious Bella, so how does he react to...taking care of Bella in diapers? Theres some language, therefore rated T. Hope you guys like it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,516 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Angels Belong In Heaven by LittleMissEmo reviews
Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie contest. Angels belong in heaven. Demons belong in hell. What happens when these lines are crossed? A revelation. EXB lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twilight Fanfiction Etiquette by Insanity's Partner reviews
Everything--And I mean EVERYTHING--there is to know about writing a Twilight fanfiction. I've got it down from Planning, to Summaries, to Grammar, to Other Characters, to Research...and even what to do when you get a writer's block! -Version 3.0-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,792 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Are You Afraid? by sirius31 reviews
Edward and Bella are home alone. It's only a matter of time before someone breaks the rules. *Lemon* Please review.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Funeral Mute by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is a soul collector and Bella just died – more funny than dark. These are not my personal beliefs. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Angel by EdgeofDarkness reviews
Bella and Jasper are left alone...and sparks start to fly, as the saying goes. Edward and teh family come back, and things have changed...Bella and Jasper are falling in love...but so are Edward and Alice...whats this about Jake? And the Volturri too?uhoh
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 45,479 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008
Averse Odium by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Physical ailments are unknown to those who are vampires, but what of the subconscious and mental illness? Rated for rape, and by someone everyone will hate me for. ExB Second and final chapter added!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 123 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
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Morbidly Married reviews
Alice and Jasper are about to lose their funeral home and end up in the poor house. What other choice do they have other than making business? Gore, raucous love making, and heaps of macabre fun :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,707 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Alice, Jasper
To The Bride, And Groom! reviews
Emmett and Jasper's best man speeches. Pointless fluff that was too cute not to write. 2 shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Morbid Curiosity reviews
Dr. Cullen is an analytical person. As a psychologist in a woman’s mental institute/penitentiary he has to be. He doesn't believe in anything other than science and logic. But sometimes things are just illogical. J&A---- A REAL THINKER. I AM NOT GIVING UP
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,167 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Alice, Jasper
Monsters reviews
We are not Gods, or something that you can always trust. We have warned you we are dangerous. We have told you we have brought death. We are blood thirsty, gore craving, pain wanting monsters, and it's about time this little town knows it. Rated M for gor
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Jasper - Complete
I Bet It Stung reviews
Twisted little one-shot. Bella fixes Edward.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Good Morning, Mr Cullen reviews
It's just like sleeping, but you don't have to wake up to see the awful reality. Everyone dies... it's as natural as being born. Don't be afraid. There is nothing to be afraid of. You're special, Isabella. ON HOLD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,082 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
My Final Words reviews
A Poem In Memory Of The Wonderful Daddy's Little Cannibal.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete