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Joined 07-22-08, id: 1643282, Profile Updated: 03-02-09
Author has written 24 stories for Metalocalypse, Venture Brothers, Star Trek: 2009, Firefly, Harry Potter, Master and Commander, A-Team, Inception, Stargate: Atlantis, Sherlock, and His Dark Materials.

It's all about adult swim:

Venture Bros, Metalocalypse, the Oblongs, Mission Hill.

I am a big fan of good humor, stylish animation techniques, and funny voices. I also love indie music, pop art and nice people!

I really love writing, but I don't do it nearly enough because I'm too lazy to think of my own complex plots. So I decided to come here, take other people's complex plots and make up some additional less-complex ones.

Reviews are always appreciated; like, really harsh ones that tell me just what I need to work on.

I mean, even if you make me cry, how would you ever know?

Thanks everyone!

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Puddle Jumper Mayhem by x Varda x reviews
...McKay wishes he hadn't gotten himself into. Including training exercises, space battles, daring rescues, space vistas, alien worlds and awe inspiring phenomena. A collection of short Jumper based one shots with McKay/Sheppard friendship and McKay whump
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 66 - Words: 228,154 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Rodney M., John S.
when we lay down our weary guns by Grotesk Burlesque reviews
Each one holds the key to the others' liberation. Django/Schultz/Broomhilda
Django Unchained - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,228 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Django F., Dr. Schultz, Broomhilda S. - Complete
Devil His Due by Kouri Arashi reviews
Written for the kink meme! "Bad guys kidnap Tony and Coulson. They want Coulson's inside SHIELD information, and Tony's brainpower at their disposal. Unfortunately, Tony and Coulson aren't too inclined to help them. Even more unfortunately, the bad guys have zero problem coercing them." Coulson helps keep Tony sane. Tony helps keep Coulson alive.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,567 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson
The Burden of a Heart by soul vacation reviews
No one ever warns you that loving is as much a burden as it is a balm. Prompt supplied by a friend.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
Five Ghost Stories by Morgan Stuart reviews
Every haunting is different.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Mrs. Hudson, DI Lestrade - Complete
Lessons Learned by Morgan Stuart reviews
A hostage situation at 221B proves that not all dangers come from Moriarty. NOTE: This is part of the Sofie Series, a sequel to "Mouth of Babes," "Facing Forward," and "Sentry Duty."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,576 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - DI Lestrade, John W. - Complete
Not Exactly Giants by Sidney Sussex reviews
Five things Lestrade can do that Sherlock can't and the one thing they both can't do. De-anon from kinkmeme.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,003 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/28/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
I Never Asked for a Fatted Calf by Goodbye GoatHill reviews
Free Indirect Discourse, Mycroft POV. Mycroft meditates upon his relationship with Sherlock, with flashbacks.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Mycroft H. - Complete
The Only Way by Moretta reviews
Sometimes the only way to do things right, is to do them yourself. Mycroft-centric.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Peace and Quiet by Feej reviews
There was a very good reason he didn't share a flat with Sherlock Holmes. It was good to be reminded of that every now and then. Serie of vignettes on the lives of Lestrade and Sherlock. Mixed genres, humor, drama, adventure, not chronological. Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,920 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H.
Facing Forward by Morgan Stuart reviews
While John and Sherlock watch Sofie, someone else watches Lestrade. NOTE: This is a direct sequel to "Mouth of Babes" and includes an original character first introduced in that story.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/13/2011 - DI Lestrade, John W. - Complete
Chains, Kidnappers and Yellow Teddy Bears by prettybirdy979 reviews
It was just a cup of coffee...What's the worse that could happen?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/12/2011 - John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Mouth of Babes by Morgan Stuart reviews
Several weeks after the explosion at the pool following "The Great Game" episode, Lestrade visits the recuperating Sherlock and John at 221B Baker Street. He brings case files and food... and a visitor in tow.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Was It Really? by Anesthesiologist reviews
Lestrade is shot during the pursuit of a suspect. Doctor!John - Worried!Sherlock - One shot - Not slash - For a prompt on livejournal
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/6/2011 - DI Lestrade, John W. - Complete
Friends in Embarrassing Places by Catslynw reviews
One-shot. Set after "The Blind Banker." John goes to court to face the music… and the ASBO. Lestrade and company get involved despite John's best efforts to keep things quiet. Gen. Friendship.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/6/2010 - John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
A Hundred Ways Rodney Felt Pain by x Varda x reviews
...in both mind and body. One hundred short scenes for the fabled Fanfic100 Challenge from LiveJournal. Now complete!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 100 - Words: 89,444 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Rodney M. - Complete
Here's Lookin' at ya, Fool by Captain Hilts reviews
With Decker nipping at their heels, Murdock, Face and Hannibal attempt to come up with a way to quickly get B.A. on a plane. Luckily, Murdock has watched plenty of movies and comes up with his own solution. Apologies to Casablanca.
A-Team - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Murdock, Face - Complete
I Hate You by Amiable Loner reviews
A little scence between Face and Hannibal. Face just can't win some days.
A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Face, Hannibal - Complete
Two of a Kind by x Varda x reviews
When Rodney is kidnapped, it's up to Jennifer to rescue him. But will she get to him in time when she's all alone on a world where men are treated as second class citizens?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,511 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Jennifer K., Rodney M. - Complete
RIP Lady Crazy by Dr Spleenmeister reviews
An origins story that begins in Vietnam with the crash-landing of someone's favourite plane. Slash-free, this is a bromance only zone! *currently undergoing a considerable re-write*
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,530 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 10/29/2008
The Christmas Cookie Crisis by Taito-Yamachi-lvr reviews
Face just wants to make some cookies, but the team keeps interfering.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,075 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Amy, Murdock
Wedding Day by FreeSmiles reviews
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Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Ariadne, Eames - Complete
A Question of Time by EloraCooper4 reviews
Eames decides to give Arthur some advice, the point man is less than thrilled.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Paying Attention by the ersatz diplomat reviews
In which Nymphadora Tonks spikes the punch, is made fun of by her friends and learns a few things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2010 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Crash by Takada Saiko reviews
A Vietnam era story. The chopper that the A-Team is on goes down in the middle of the jungle and Face and Murdock are taken prisoner. Co written with Gabrielle Day. Please R&R
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,326 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Murdock, Face - Complete
After the Storm by hollow echos reviews
AU events following episodes “The Storm” and “The Eye.” They’ve survived the storm and the Genii invasion but the worst is yet to come. An exhausted and tortured Rodney is run through the gamut again. Primarily Rodney whump, hint of Sora/Rodney pairing.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,462 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Rodney M. - Complete
Conrad's Prologue by Chakramchucker reviews
The beginning of his end...
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Conrad A. - Complete
Keep Calm and Carry On by the ersatz diplomat reviews
The best laid plans of women and werewolves oft go awry; the real story behind the Lupin’s “quiet wedding.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Not Your Average Business Trip by the ersatz diplomat reviews
It took him a moment to remember where he was — stationed in a drab seaside village with none other than Nymphadora Tonks. She stands over him holding a camp lantern. “If you’re a ghost here to show me Christmas Past, I’d rather not."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2009 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Going to Pasalacqua by the ersatz diplomat reviews
Despite the loss of a busty ale wench, this evening still rated better than Remus's last birthday, which he had spent in stony silence, seemingly refusing to ever talk to Sirius again. But of course, that had been Sirius’s own damned fault.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The First Secret by robot iconography reviews
The first secret: the dinosaurs really do talk."
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/24/2009 - River, Wash - Complete
Blessed be the Ties that Bind by the ersatz diplomat reviews
Family is the only refuge from war--The Weasley family's journey through the Second War with Voldemort. Written for the LJ community Fandom Fusion's Ides of March Challenge. Rated for torture and character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Complete
Lullaby by the ersatz diplomat reviews
Andromeda's birthday brings more than the usual surprises. Posted on LiveJournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Rock, Paper, Dinosaur! by veshengri reviews
Some flash-fiction, a moment on the bridge. Cute. Funny. First posting here, though I have a couple of other longer stories to post later.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Wash, River - Complete
Small Needs by JuniorMintJulep reviews
McCoy can’t save the universe. Let Kirk handle that. People need other things from him. So I thought this story was over, but there was one more little chapter hiding out in the back of my depraved mind, and I had to share. Ch. 6: Cupcake gets his due.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,614 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Heaven by RavennaTremaine reviews
An injured Remus sees Heaven.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Midnight Talks by alirodina reviews
The little things you hear at No. 12 Grimmauld Place when no one else is supposed to be there. Shifting POVs, really drabbly chapters and very, very light. No angst here at all, people. No steamy encounters either, but there you go. Er, SBRL.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,168 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Five Times Scotty and Chekov Interrupted Lunch by Penbrydd reviews
This was some pure crack I picked up at the crackmeme. Keyphrase is "Not in the restaurant, dammit." I plead insanity.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2009 - M. Scott/Scotty, P. Chekov - Complete
Above and Beyond by Leven Kemal reviews
Set pre-series. Wash attempts to get a crashed shuttle flying again under less than ideal circumstances. That he's nowhere near the shuttle is only the beginning of his problems. --Wash, Zoe, and Mal. A possible scenario for the origins of 'wife soup.'--
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,769 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Wash, Zoe W. - Complete
The Chekov Files by Ryuuko1 reviews
A look into the daily adventures of Chekov during his Academy days...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,005 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - P. Chekov
The People He Sees by EstelRaca reviews
As a doctor, he sees them at their most vulnerable and their most open. A series of interconnected one-shots featuring McCoy as head medical officer for the Enterprise. Some chapters will contain medical descriptions of injuries.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,462 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones
A Game of Trust by Talon Marlow reviews
Kirk conducts an exercise among his crew to encourage faith in each other. Spock partners with his captain, realizing that placing absolute trust in another person is more difficult than it seems.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/21/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Sleeping Arrangements by sausuge reviews
When he's awoken from his sleep, again, he tries to take a deep breath and count to ten or whatever, he really does, but nothing can block out the buzz saw going to town in his ear. Gen, McFriendShep.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2009 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Without a Paddle by NotTasha reviews
Radek sees something flying toward the city and enlists Rodney's help in finding it.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,322 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Rodney M., Radek Z. - Complete
Kryptonite, or A Much Better Ending by the ersatz diplomat reviews
Once upon a time, in a land across the sea, there was a girl with a ridiculous name..." Written for the MetamorFic Moon Pink Christmas Advent.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Four Times Ronon Usurped Rodney's Dessert by LinziDay reviews
Four times Ronon usurped Rodney's dessert and one time he didn't. A five things fic filled with team, chocolate, whump, chocolate, snark... and, you know, chocolate.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Rodney M., Ronon D. - Complete
Christmas Sweaters by bemj11 reviews
Just a little piece focusing on the Weasley sweaters. Not really any plot, just a thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Molly W., Remus L. - Complete
Second Thoughts by jackwabbit reviews
Double Drabble, Simon Backstory, Humor. No spoilers. Summary: Simon Has A Bad Day. Note: Written for ff friday’s prompt of ‘shiny object’. For lemonpiefirefly.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Simon - Complete
Fatman & Ronon by The Watch Stander reviews
McKay's eating habits catch up to him and the team has to step in. Humor with all the team. Chapter Four - Mckay can always use a little help from a friend
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,698 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Rodney M.
Dumb Books by NotTasha reviews
Rodney and Sheppard are searching for an important database and have to come to a decision when Rodney becomes ill.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,870 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Cold Comforts by Sholio reviews
For sga-flashfic. It was going to be the most embarrassing obituary ever: M. Rodney McKay, age 39. Fell down a hole.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,844 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
His Dinner with Jeannie by X-parrot reviews
A little while after 'Miller's Crossing,' John has a conversation with Jeannie about what transpired.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,530 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2008 - John S. - Complete
Could Be Worse by NotTasha reviews
The team hears about a Marvel in an underground vault on the planet of the Bankiers. They go to investigate. Things go haywire, of course. Team fic where McKay gets hurt and candy colored lizards cause trouble
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,993 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Rodney M., John S., Ronon D. - Complete
The Importance of Physical Fitness by C.S. Williams reviews
McKay thought he was done with physical fitness when he skipped the class in high school. To be fair, no gym teacher ever mentioned life sucking aliens...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
The Long Night by Tipper reviews
Tag to Lifeline – it's still night, just hours after setting down, but, despite the terrifying events and the exhausting pace of the last few days, not everyone is asleep yet. SPOILERS obviously FOR ADRIFT AND LIFELINE.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,833 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
The Scientist and the Soldier by Ammanalien reviews
Ronon's new on the team... Rodney's a bit wary... But when a scientist falls ill, what does a soldier do? Full of McKay whumpy goodness.. of course!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,356 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Rodney M., Ronon D. - Complete
After the Boiling Point by xrho reviews
Remus can't sleep and is wallowing a bit. Molly makes cocoa. Set early on in HBP, but unrelated. No ship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Remus L., Molly W. - Complete
That Was So Cliché by DeniseV reviews
John messes up, but Rodney pays. Just a little Rodney whump, because that's what I wanted to write. He's so cute that way.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Published: 8/7/2007 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
A Different Species Entirely by Streets of Fire reviews
Boys will be boys. After being shooed out of the middies' berth, Blakeney has a different type of question for Maturin. K if you're offended by old timey... insults. I personally prefer them. Oneshot, no pairings. First MaC fic.
Master and Commander - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Complete
Chimneys At Christmastime by Jenulus reviews
Originially written for the Christmas Moon Fic Advent at metamorficmoon, this is my entry. My prompt was Chimney.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Among the Stars by NotTasha reviews
The team is searching for Gates to harvest and comes across a space station that was set up to record a supernova. Of course, McKay gets hurt along the way with Sheppard, Teyla and Ronon
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,320 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Rodney M., John S., Teyla E., Ronon D. - Complete
21st Century Correspondence by DeniseV reviews
Jeannie Miller likes these databursts, probably more than her brother right about now. Spoilers for the episodes McKay and Mrs. Miller and Phantoms. Some others.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Confessions in the Dark by Greywolf Lupous reviews
I don't like the man I'm becoming... Tag for Misbegotten
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Carson B., Rodney M. - Complete
The Reluctant Hero by Kodiak Bear Country reviews
Rodney has to care for a sick team during a hurricane, but unfortunately for Rodney, he’s not without his own physical woes. It’s not huge drama, somewhat lighthearted with some serious moments.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,340 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Complete
Anxiety by symph0ny reviews
Stephen and Jack are captured. Stephen is tormented as he anticipates an interogations. ONE SHOTLight JackStephen
Master and Commander - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Complete
Always by DeniseV reviews
Rodney feels the need to apologize to Carson. He doesn't quite make it. Tag for the episode The Hive.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/1/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Hominus in Extremis by RamblerGaelige reviews
A massive twist in the lives of Maturin and Aubrey may have tragic consequences for both. Please read and review. Rated T for a bit of gore.
Master and Commander - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 2/16/2006
Superman by DeniseV reviews
Rodney sticks it out for as long as he can after saving Atlantis from a killer storm and Kolya of the Genii. And Sheppard finally recognizes the superhero in front of him. A tag for the season one episode The Eye.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
On the Sly by knightshade reviews
Kaylee wants to make a few modifications. ... Wash and Kaylee friendshippy fluff.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Wash, Kaylee - Complete
Doctor's Orders by Tazmy reviews
McKay is terrorizing the scientists and Sheppard wants to know why. An anecdote that takes place after The Hive.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Down the Rabbit Hole by imskysmom reviews
Tag to The Hive, because NO ONE gets through withdrawals THAT easily! Zelenka POV
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Rodney M., Radek Z. - Complete
Christmas With Lily by Lady Bracknell reviews
It's Christmas Eve in the Gryffindor common room, and nothing is stirring except two Gryffindor prefects. A bit of festive fluff. RemusLily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Storm by krysalys reviews
Missing scene from Season 1's The Storm. McKay is quesitoned by Kolya while Elizabeth's leading the rest of the raiding party to the supplies. WARNING Mention of torture lies herein. Thou hast been warned.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Rodney M. - Complete
The Opposite of Denouncements by osmalic reviews
Mr. Simmons had known Helga was an exceptional writer and she had always seemed passionate about everything, whether it was writing or beating people.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Complete
In The Beginning by me11 reviews
This is the story of the crew's first day on Serenity...
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/7/2005 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Wash, Kaylee
Winter Wonderland by NotTasha reviews
Team goes to a frozen world for a bit of trade negotiation. Horrible things happen to McKay. Sheppard, Ford and Teyla are here too
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,755 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/26/2005 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Rodney M., John S., Aiden F., Ronon D. - Complete
Career Counseling by Dr. Dredd reviews
The guys discuss alternate career choices. Response to SGAHC Professions challenge.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Radek Z., Rodney M.
Path of the Destroyer by Phoenix Writer1 reviews
It is a terrible lesson to learn, but sometimes, healing can't begin unless you can admit the ones you love aren't coming back. Missing moment from the Departement of Mysteries OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Neville L., Remus L.
Blasted Carrots by ryanzraindrop reviews
The barest of HBP spoilers. One Christmas morning Remus gets a vegetation surprise. Extremely short.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Remus L.
What Say We? by NotTasha reviews
Directly follows Siege III. Spoilers. Sheppard goes looking for McKay. It's the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,223 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
In the Blink of an Eye: Part VI A Little Exercise by DevineM27 reviews
Sheppard encourages McKay to show his athletic side. Slight SheylaMcWeir brief mentioning of events from the stories 'Alive'Chap 3: Memories & 'Bond'.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Denial by once within a dream reviews
Stephen wouldn't admit to himself that a little cold might be more serious. Companion prequel fic to Wake Up. Oneshot.
Master and Commander - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Complete
Misconstrued by NotTasha reviews
Rodney and Zelenka investigate an Ancient structure which unfortunately collapses on them. Both are hurt. Ford feels like he can do nothing. Meanwhile, Sheppard and Teyla are stuck on the 'meet and greet' from hell.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,559 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/14/2005 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Rodney M., John S., Teyla E., Radek Z. - Complete
Silent Night by Septemberrains8 reviews
Remus is lonely in the library on Christmas Eve... a 'Dear Santa' fic for Sevarina RLLE COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Remus Lupin and the Christmas Snail by Mercurie reviews
In which a werewolf receives some welldeserved Christmas cheer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/26/2004 - Remus L., Albus D. - Complete
Paradise by NotTasha reviews
Team checks out an island paradise and finds a nonfunctioning DHD, an active volcano and some particularly nasty fauna. They're stuck and McKay gets badly hurt. Sheppard, Teyla and Ford have to deal with it
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,963 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/15/2004 - Published: 12/10/2004 - Rodney M., John S., Aiden F., Teyla E. - Complete
A Christmas for Two by Edely reviews
This is a little preChristmas thing, involving: adults acting like children, teenagers acting like teenagers, and an unexpected Christmas present, with lots of love. RemusTonks R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/15/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Amitié Amoureuse by Usorokoaemo reviews
Title meaning in French: "A loving friendship." A fic that expounds upon how the friendship between Aubrey and Maturin would react under the strain of a mortal situation. Strangely light despite the topic creating what I can only call a "cute" story.
Master and Commander - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/29/2004
Friends Like Violin and Cello by Arwen Lune reviews
They're not a bit the same - but they play together so well. Drabbles about the friendship between Stephen Maturin and Jack Aubrey
Master and Commander - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 6/16/2004 - Published: 6/14/2004
The Way To The Top by Arwen Lune reviews
Jack and Stephen friendship - The way to the top can be long and hard, and sometimes it has unpleasant aftereffects... as Jack knows and Stephen finds out. Not very serious. (do I really have to summarise a 500 word story?)
Master and Commander - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2004
Fortitude by lapsus calami reviews
The doctor falls ill to a deadly fever, and the captain is torn at the formerly invincible physician’s vulnerability.
Master and Commander - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/23/2004
A swim by Anna from Cambridge reviews
Just a short elaboration on scene from the book inspired by the works of Mistress of the Pen.
Master and Commander - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/11/2004
You asleep? by Harriet Vane reviews
Another coda to “Objects in Space”
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2003
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In Another World reviews
HDMlock, started as drabbles on Tumblr, now a vaguely connected series. Sherlock discovers a hole in the air which leads him to another universe. But in this new world he finds he's missing an important part of him - his daemon. Labeled a freak, he doesn't mind so much when he finds work as a consulting detective, but will his daemon ever appear like it has for all over visitors?
Crossover - His Dark Materials & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Sherlock H.
The Field Trip reviews
Kid!verse! Mycroft and Sherlock's schools go on a field trip, and happen to meet a few kids from other parts of London. Mycroft is a good big brother, Sherlock learns some manners, with appearances from John, Lestrade, and more. T for language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H.
The Runaway reviews
Serenity becomes home to a runaway from an Alliance central planet, whose checkered past could mean salvation or destruction for the crew. Can he cure River once and for all? OC played by David Hewlett McKay in Stargate Atlantis but crew-centric
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Mal, River
Plagiarism
A little slice-o-Rodney-McKay's-life. Someone steals his idea, he is upset and then someone cheers him up. Tiniest of spoilers for "Brain Storm" and just a bit of casual whump. Rated for a few swears.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Rodney M. - Complete
Rodney's Run reviews
A little drabble set during "Duet". Cadman takes Rodney for a run.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Laura C., Rodney M. - Complete
Intergalatic Emails reviews
First SGA fic attempt! Jeannie and Rodney's email exchanges, begins post "Trio" in the late 4th season, rated K just for some very mild swears. Just some sibling fluff cause I love them!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Rodney M., Jeannie M.
Computer Virus reviews
Murdock is very sick, and a small scar left by an immunization needle is their only clue as to why. While the team goes on a mission in southern China, they must also unravel the secrets the VA is hiding and save Murdock from a microscopic foe.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,641 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010
Interception reviews
A year after inception the team is scattered, and Saito mysteriously commits suicide by jumping off his office building. The team must reform to find out the secrets of Saito's death and stop his company from destroying them, the main suspects.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,594 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Arthur, Eames
Whale Riders reviews
The team's been hired to investigate illegal whaling off the coast of Washington State, but go up against more than fisherman in the open ocean. A sea-faring adventure! Starring whole team but leaning towards Murdock-centric. Rated for language.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010
Dream Drabbles reviews
A series of drabbles, mostly involving Eames, Arthur and Ariadne, the themes of which are taken from that 100 theme list. No order though. Rated for language.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Arthur, Eames
On Blackmail Alone reviews
On shore in London Jack introduces Stephen to an old friend, whom Stephen dislikes immediately. He soon finds out he has good reason to mistrust the man, who uses his mysteriously intimate knowledge of the doc's past to destroy his life, perhaps literally
Master and Commander - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010
Enter reviews
A short drabble for the 100 prompts theme, "Enter" Simon/Kaylee, takes place after the last episode but before the movie.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Kaylee, Simon - Complete
The Art Job reviews
The crew takes a job of a higher caliber: art smuggling.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Simon, Kaylee
Superman reviews
In which Kirk is a good guy, Chekov loves comic books and McCoy just wants to be the hero for once. I'm terrible at summaries, I don't want to give anything away. No slash, rated T for some language.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,528 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, P. Chekov - Complete
Love Actually reviews
An HP version of Love Actually, featuring the Christmas time love stories of Molly, Arthur, Tonks, Lupin, Kingsley, Mad-Eye, Ginny, Dean, Lucius, Narcissa, and cameos from tons of other characters, culminating in the grand Ministry Christmas Party.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Arthur W., N. Tonks
Serenity Speaks reviews
Short fluff drabble about the complicated relationship Simon, Kaylee and Serenity have. Enjoy please!
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Kaylee, Simon - Complete
Does He Like You Back? reviews
A simple Kaylee and Wash friendship fluff; Kaylee likes to get Wash's opinions of her love life, and Wash plays along cause he's a sport. Rating for some themes and mild language.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Kaylee, Wash - Complete
And they'll never go back reviews
Chekov inadvertently ruins someone's life, and he is going to pay the ultimate price. Humor, rated T for some language. Sorry I'm really bad with titles and summaries.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/20/2009 - P. Chekov
The People Who Help reviews
Kirk has plenty of people who help him out when he's feeling down. But he finds one more. Not at all slash, just fluff.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2009 - J. Kirk, P. Chekov - Complete
Lamklok reviews
Takes place after season 2 finale. Ofdensen wakes up in high security federal prison, charged with unlawful neglect of Dethklok. Other things will happen when I think of them.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 9/8/2008 - C. F. Ofdensen
Small, even for his age reviews
Bones is a doctor, not a fighter. When the crew of the Enterprise is ambushed and Chekov hurt, Bones realizes how terrible battle can be. T for some language. One Shot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/21/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, P. Chekov - Complete
Ask Again Later reviews
Whatever happened to your favorite character and mine, Manic Eightball? Well, I'm not sure, but you can be sure he's not hanging out with Hasbro toys.
Venture Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Complete
The Perilous Adventures ofthe Blow Boys! reviews
Henchmen 21 and 24 decide to test their newly recognized invincibility in the most extreme, dangerous and wild way possible: eating sushi.
Venture Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Twenty-four, Twenty-one - Complete
Reunionklok reviews
Metalocalypse - Dethklok is accompanying Ofdensen to his 10 year Yale reunion so he can impress his stuck-up peers. The Tribunal infiltrates the reunion in order to destroy Ofdensen once and for all. Side-plot: Toki wants to become a US citizen.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,968 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete