Kinda Really Weird
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Joined 07-22-08, id: 1643359, Profile Updated: 08-08-08
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Welcome, good citizens of FanFiction. I'm your good friend, Kinda Really Weird. No, seriously, I'm actually kind of REALLY weird, and I do hope to be your friend. :)

So let me to you a little bit about me.

I'm comPLETELY obsessed with Twilight. My life pretty much revolved around this world that Stephenie Meyer has created. I can't even begin to imagine how life was before the whole phenomenon started with me. I'm really obsessive by nature, too, so that only added to the, um, "new lifestyle". Haha.

I can't eat Pop-Tarts that aren't frosted, or that are fruit flavored. They scare me.

I write my name constantly all over my notebooks. I can't tell you my name, because it'd ruin the fun, but it's really loopy in cursive and I just have to write it all over the place. It's fun; trust me. At least it keeps me entertained.

I'm a music mama. I know every word to almost every one of my 1328 songs on my beloved iPod, which mostly consists of Muse, The Killers, Rehab, Guster, Cake, Linkin Park, MCR, Guns N Roses, Weezer, and Red Hot Chili Peppers. I have many other favorites, but these are the artists that have the biggest number of songs on my wonderful iPod. I looove music with my life.

I'm going to be a writer when I'm older, hopefully, and have a house on a quiet beach and a silver Jeep Wrangler that you can put the top down on. And I'm going to eat Chinese and Mexican takeout all the time, only to work out immediately after each meal.

My two best friends ever are unique.normality and shinyvampire620. Please go check them out! They rock harder than Edward's skin. Music in the Dawn by unique.normality is aweesomee, and Yours to Hold by shinyvampire620 will knock your knee socks off. Haha.

I'm scared to rub my eyes ever since this one incident where I rubbed my open eyes really hard on a towel because they were itching with shampoo, and I didn't realize I had brown eyeliner on, but brown stuff from my eyes had rubbed on the towel and I thought it was the actual color of my browns eyes coming off of my eyeballs due to excessive/agressive rubbing. Scary, huh? That made me feel smart.

I can't drink soda if I just had something minty, because first of all it tastes bad and second of all I don't want to explode like Diet Coke and Mentos. That's be gross...

I love Ian from The Host, Edward from Twilight (duh), and Cedric Diggory from Harry Potter (BEFORE I saw the movie!). They're all so awesome that... yeah. No words to describe all three. Haha.

OH MY GOSH. So I laughed so hard the other day that I choked and barfed ALL OVER this parking lot. My reaction? I laughed so hard that I started crying and almost fell over, and then I poured my Coke over it going "HIDE THE EVIDENCE! HIDE THE EVIDENCE!" HAHAHAHAHA.

Sorry, I just felt the need to share that with all of you... now you're REALLY getting to know me. Haha... just kidding.

Anyway, that's some of the story of my life here. Please PM me or leave me a review if you want me to read your stories, or if you like mine, or if you need anything.


A 'Nasty Experience' by URmyBrandOfHeroin reviews
Bella is your average rebellious teen. Edward is the complete bad-boy package who has a rock band called 'Nasty Experience'. What will they do when both their bad worlds collide? AH,completely OOC, Rated M for language and possible lemons. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,304 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Perhaps reviews
Edward, Jasper and Emmett are the members of the hottest metal rock band of this generation. Edward's a player, but when the beautiful and smart Bella comes to work as their assistant, will his ways change? All human, R&R please! *ON HOLD*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,542 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008