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Author has written 72 stories for NCIS, CSI: Miami, CSI: New York, 24, Mentalist, Burn Notice, Rookie Blue, Dark Blue, Nikita, Grey's Anatomy, Flashpoint, and Hawaii Five-0.
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No secret, just really love yoghurt.
Yoghurt... the secret to love, happiness and healthy eating, as I have learnt via burn notice. Blueberry rocks, end of.
Let's go through the stats. Name's Anna, aged in the teens. Live in the UK for now, and I like TV, chemistry, biology and creative writing (an cola bottles. I LOVE cola bottles...). One moody cat and a whole load of TV boxsets. Tall, but it's all relative.
Favourite TV shows: Burn Notice; Dark Blue; Grey's Anatomy; CSI:NY (s1-5); NCIS; NCIS:LA; Prison Break; House MD; 24 (sob); Sons of Anarchy; Bones; Spooks; The Mentalist; Rookie Blue; Mental
Favourite Films: Weather Girl; A Few Good Men; Leap Year; The Sentinal; Step Up; The Bourne Trilogy; Speed; Tomb Raider 1; Wild Child; St Trinians; Sherlock Holmes; Gone Baby Gone; Harry Potter.
Favourite Books: Jack Reacher Novels; CSI:NY novels (4 walls...); CSI:Miami : Riptide; Dennis Lehane books; Burn Notice Books; Harry Potter; The Chicagoland Vampires series; Shifter Series (Rachel Vincent)
Slump? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hitting! - Yogi Berra
It's like deja vu all over again! - Yogi Berra
How can you think and hit at the same time? - Yogi Berra
You wouldn't have won if we'd have beaten you! - Yogi Berra
It ain't over 'till it's over! - Yogi Berra
I'd like to thank the good lord for making me a Yankee. - Joe DiMaggio
Rangers, baby! - Eddie Cahill
Fiona: (about two FBI agents) Do we shoot them?
Fiona: (setting up C4) You want this big, right?
Fiona: In my opinion, if something seems to good to be true, it's best to shoot it... just in case.
Mike: Fi, get me a sniper rifle and some C4
Mike: How's it coming, Fi?
Mike: (after Fi tossed a couple of Molotov cocktails) Fi, it looks like Fallujah down there!
Mike: Sometimes, the truth hurts. In these situations, I reccomend lying.
Mike: I don't like stealing cars, but sometimes it's necessary. But I have rules; I'll keep it neat and if it's on a weekday, I'll have it back by five.
... I sort of love Mike and Fi. The ex spy and the psychopathic ex-IRA chick with an unhealthy obsession with explosives..
Andy: Who knew killing someone would require so much paperwork?
Diaz: He's much more believable as a gay dude.
Sam: I did not ask to train a rookie. I did not ask to have a partner. I am not your boyfriend. I will not be holding your hand.
Andy: I hooked up with Sam. I mean, I didn't sleep with him. I totally would have.
Andy: [Talking about hooking up with Sam] Best mistake of my life.
Sam: McNally, listen to me. I've been with you since you started. I've seen how far you've come and I'm telling you right now there's nobody I'd rather go through that door with, nobody.
Jaimie: When you say things like I won't blend or I should stay in the car, he listens.
Carter: This better be good. I haven't seen 7:00 a.m. since 1992.
Carter: I'm way too jaded to kill someone over something as stupid as love.
Dean: Forgot, I gotta go shake down some tattoo parlour.
Kevin Ryan: (About an ex-girlfriend Beckett asked him to speak to) Fine, but I am not sleeping with her!
Lanie: I got tree branches poking at my boobs and spotlights shinin' up my bootie.
Beckett: He's like a kid at Christmas.
Eddie Cahill (on commentary, watching himself disarm a gun): I almost look like I know what I'm doing! Yeah, I'm like a quick tutorial.
Eddie Cahill: You enjoy your microscopes, I'll be with the cannolis!
Nathan Fillion: You've only got one line!
Real Life Quotes (*NB, some name changes have occured to prevent people hunting me down and killing me...):
Mr S: (about some ammeters in physics in a neutral tone) Do not blow the fuse or Mr Jar will open a can of whoop-ass on you.
Mr S: You want to do broken scales on a graph? Do Biology. They love that. It's wrong.
Mr S: ...And if you don't like getting a negative reading, first off, stop being so anal.
Me: (About Cal, an American who keeps confusing rugby with American Football. Not the same thing. Really. Tougher, a lot tougher and more violent...) You ready for your big match, cal?
Mr Mase: Well, if people don't want to join in, we can always bully them into it - wait, that's bad, I can't tell you to do that...
Mr Mase: Well, it might be rubbish, but if enough people like something rubbish, it gets popular; look at Coldplay! I can't understand how anyone can like - anyway, I digress.
Mr Mase: We buy it cheap, sell it more expensive! Wow, its like we're on The Apprentice already...
Mr S: This is a physics lesson, and I'm teaching you all biology. I don't like it.
Mr Harper: This is Chemistry. Bring in Physiocs, by all means. Biology? Leave it at the door.
Sam: (shutting books in which no work has been done) For *'s sake, I'm blaming you!
Me: I'm 99% bitch. Get over it already.
Teacher: Alright, we have two highly intelligent, sensitive form representitives on the student council-
Aaron: You scare me.
Malcom: Tell me the three ways to use a radio.
Rich: If over the radio you hear priority call, shut the hell up.
Helen: Priority call comes in, someone always asks I end up screaming at them to get the hell off the channel.
Steph: If I were Harry Potter, you'd be so screwed right now.
Greg: Did you see the Empire State Building?
Mr Mase: Fight the good fight.
Mr Mase: Keep the faith, Anna.
Joel: Oh, my God! Someone called me Justin Beiber last night, I nearly bottled him.
Hmm... so, that's me. If you have a request, fill out the form below in a PM. Don't flame, it's just rude.