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Joined 07-23-08, id: 1643998, Profile Updated: 06-26-11
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

Uh, so, hey guys, I'm Seraphie. I'm basically crazy and stuff, so that's all good.

Sorry, I'm not really around much anymore. I got really into fanfics three years or so ago, and it was basically a way of getting me through some of my worse days, and now that I actually have a life again, I've kind of ignored my fanfiction account, but I'm trying to balance it out.
Hopefully I'll update something soon, and get round to re-writing that one fanfic I wanted to re-write, and write an opening for a new one to try and get me into this again.

Also, I write Twilight fanfiction because I like the base structure of the characters, but hate the way that they are portrayed through Stephanie Meyer's "writing", so I'm giving it a go myself. I'm not saying I'm better, I'm not saying I'm worse, I'm just here to give it my best shot, because I actually really enjoy writing and fanfiction is one of the ways I pursue that, I guess.

On a slightly related note, while I'm here, I'd like to be a self-promoting whore and talk about one of my many blogs which is dedicated to Jeff Mangum from Neutral Milk Hotel.

Basically, he's amazing, and has stayed out of the public spotlight for quite some time, and I was just hoping that maybe my blog would reach him, just to show him that people care, or something as equally corny, but slightly more eloquent than my brain is incapable of finding the words for.

So, yeah, that's my blog. It's all very lyrical and doesn't make much sense, but I'm hoping that he'll understand it if it reaches him.
Please, please, please pass it on.

I love you all (especially my little band of dedicated followers, who stay with me even though I'm awful at updating!) :)

x Seraphie x

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If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5033 - Favs: 5,072 - Follows: 1,345 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20143 - Favs: 13,104 - Follows: 5,441 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Strange Brew by Magnolia822 reviews
Soon-to-be college senior Bella Swan needs a summer job. Edward Cullen needs a worker for his new tasting room at Cullen Creek Brewery. She doesn't know much about beer, but she knows how to push his buttons. Romance/Humor, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,831 - Reviews: 5472 - Favs: 5,679 - Follows: 3,028 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mood Ring by lifelesslyndsey reviews
When there is nothing left for Bella, she decided she wants out. Standing in front of the white house, razor blade in hand, she says good bye the only way she can think of. A bloody good bye. But who cut's there wrists at a vampires house?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 81,117 - Reviews: 2117 - Favs: 2,817 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Like a Virgin by twilover76 reviews
Edward Cullen is invisible. Until he meets the girl who helps change the way he sees the world. AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,767 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 79 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13050 - Favs: 6,182 - Follows: 2,784 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Art Teacher by spanglemaker9 reviews
He gave me art and words and passion and life, but all I wanted was him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,635 - Reviews: 7169 - Favs: 5,226 - Follows: 3,309 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Vault by SydneyAlice reviews
An outtake written for Fandom Fights Tsunami.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 5159 - Favs: 2,409 - Follows: 1,361 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Foul Territory by rinabina reviews
After being dragged to a baseball game by her best friend, Bella Swan meets handsome first baseman, Edward Cullen with the help of a rogue foul ball. There's something about him that she can't put out of her head, and apparently neither can he. E/B AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,236 - Reviews: 3356 - Favs: 4,641 - Follows: 2,346 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Thousand Leaves by BellaSunshine reviews
Isabella Swan grew up as the best friend of Alice Cullen, younger sister of Edward Cullen, who was never nice to Bella despite her being an "honorary Cullen." Everything changes when Edward is sent to prison for the murder of Bella's mother. AU-Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 41 - Words: 196,783 - Reviews: 7302 - Favs: 4,758 - Follows: 2,851 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to the Bright Lights by paundromat reviews
All it took for their relationship to grow into something more was five months, a lot of angst, and one trip to New York City for the 2011 Glee Club National Championships. Klaine. Now complete!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,856 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Fighting Temptation by Dobber17 reviews
Classmates Bella, Edward, Mike, and Tyler are invited to a basketball clinic in Seattle for 2 weeks. Bella is sharing a hotel room with the guys. What happens? Truth or dare, streaking, injuries, jealousy, and a growing attraction between Edward and Bella. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,441 - Reviews: 3257 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Be My Best Friend by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Eight year old Blaine was really hoping he would find a best friend when he went to football day camp. He just didn't expect it would be the shy little boy hiding in the equipment shed. Baby!Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,906 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dwell on Dreams by icedintheveins reviews
At a school for magic, two boys reach out to help each other and learn to live again. Wizard!Klaine. Purely Harry Potter crossover. No reference to StarKid whatsoever. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,287 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2905 - Favs: 4,173 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5689 - Favs: 3,002 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Passing Notes by arbitrarygirl reviews
Bella and Emmett are teachers at Forks High, but what happens when Emmett's younger brother comes to teach there as well? What happens when Bella starts passing notes with him? "Check yes or no" All Human; Extreme Fluff - Adding Outtakes
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,139 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Waiting For Dr Right by vickitori303 reviews
Bella works at a child care center and Edward is the single dad she falls in love with
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 182,703 - Reviews: 3411 - Favs: 4,360 - Follows: 2,570 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blood Moon by birobird93 reviews
Bella is working at Blood Moon-a gentleman's club. She's fiery, smug and rude. And she needs a new body guard. Who better to hire than none other than Edward Cullen. Will the polar opposites clash at work where they need to co-operate? LEMONS B E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 111,260 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
More More More by carmelinagunn reviews
This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5870 - Favs: 2,805 - Follows: 1,848 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Twilight Commercials: The Series by pandorasnotebook reviews
Popular commercials written TWILIGHT STYLE! What more can I say...R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,527 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008
The Beauty and The Geek by vixen1836 reviews
Edward Cullen is a painfully shy intellectual desperately in love with his quiet, beautiful classmate Bella Swan. Slight Twilight Parody. Originally written for The Sexy Edward Contest. Expanded from one-shot to novella. RATED M. AU/AH/OOC. EPOV/BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,932 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 1,888 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Silence & Security by adorablecullens reviews
Two years after her marriage to Jacob Black ends, 37-year-old single mom Bella buys a house. Will the handsome single dad next door help her learn to love again? Or will Edward’s presence in their life only reinforce Renee’s trauma-induced silence?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,330 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tapas at Twilight by Melolabel reviews
Single mom Bella is frustrated with life.She's lost her job and decides to follow her dream of opening her own restaurant. She has a ton of hurdles to overcome including her noisy upstairs neighbor.Can she find success and love along the way?AH,AU canon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 126,256 - Reviews: 2201 - Favs: 1,807 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3602 - Favs: 5,374 - Follows: 1,279 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Loba Bella's tale by lifelesslyndsey reviews
All to suddenly her world falls apart. The Rez call's to her. Edwards makes her feel sick. Jacob's looking better every day, and she's practically crawling out of her skin. "Renee? Who's my father?" BxJ M for Adult Content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,987 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
We Were Nomads, Bathed in Concrete by Oxymoronic8 reviews
She left before her time. Four years later, he can't let go of what he never had. Oneshot. B/E. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 119 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Technically In Love by aminea88 reviews
Edward Masen and Bella Swan, two people known at Grand Forks High for being mortal enemies. When they unknowingly meet on an online chat site is it the beginning of love? Or a disaster in the making? Cannon pairings, Co-Written With AlyssaLutz
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,933 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Edward, Bella
Dorm Dilemma by bitemeplease235 reviews
All Human. What happens when Bella goes off to college to find that she has to share a dorm with a guy? And that guy happens to be Edward Cullen? And she finds a deep attraction instantly? Hmmm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,731 - Reviews: 2814 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Sex Toy by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Edward Cullen has two jobs: Underwear Model and Personal Toy. Alice hires him to be the Stripper at Bella's 20th birthday party and Bella's attraction to him is instant. Then she finds out that he's her new Toy. Now Edward has a new Mistress to please...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,171 - Reviews: 3147 - Favs: 2,914 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
The Mirrors by adorablecullens reviews
Teddy's secret and magical childhood is lost when a family heirloom is destroyed, changing his life forever. Now an adult, can Edward open himself back up to magic and love when he meets a beautiful - and hauntingly familiar - woman in real life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,498 - Reviews: 4066 - Favs: 3,900 - Follows: 1,245 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Youth, Caesar, and the Neverending Needles by ahemyywe150 reviews
Roommates at the age of 17. More like jail mates. And you don't fall in love in jail. Well, you do if your father's a suddenly hospitable cop who takes in a dangerously beautiful deliquent as a favor to said deliquent's father. All Human. Summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,073 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Getting Old by babysis reviews
Bella's been moved from foster home to foster home for seven years. She's counting the days until she turns 18 and can live on her own. But when a new "parent", Edward Cullen, takes her in, will she actually want to leave?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,351 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
College Talk by AvatarTwilightObsession reviews
Name has changed! Bella Swan moves away to New York to start a New Life, of course there she meets Edward Cullen, and the rest of the gang. Everything is changing, for the better, but what happens when their pasts begin to catch up with them? R&R! ExB, AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,430 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,166 - Reviews: 3114 - Favs: 3,176 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Baby by Seductive Venus reviews
After an unexpected twist of events, the Host Club has a responsibility on their hands. How will they deal with a mother-to-be? Will it all work out for them in the end? -HaruhixTamaki, KyouyaxHaruhi-
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,539 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Within The Third Music Room by Mikki february9 reviews
See what happens in Music Room #3 as everyone is forced to stay inside during a terrible storm! There is no plot worth mentioning, simply put; stuff happens! Contains minor spoilers from the manga. TamaHaru.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,032 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19474 - Favs: 12,263 - Follows: 5,599 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Kindergarten by Sunday Wolf Song reviews
Bella and Edward in Kindergarten. Just some cutesy fluff... Read and Reveiw!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beautiful Things by bitemeplease235 reviews
Bella leaves for an early acceptance into the prestegious art school of her dreams. There she meets 5 stunning individuals whose creativity astound her, esp. an attractive pianist. As the year passes, will these 6 bloom as artists or wilt into mediocrity?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Naked Desire by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Bella is an art student at Phoenix University when she meets Edward Cullen, also an art major. What happens when they are paired together and assigned to do NUDE MODELING for each other? All human & TONS OF LEMONEY FUN! Over 100,000 hits!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,144 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
Labour of Devotion by Rosette-Cullen reviews
A collab between Kitschisme and Rosette-cullen Isabella Swan has lived as a servant her entire life. She has come to expect cruelty from her masters, but will her luck change when she is purchased by the mysterious, brooding millionaire Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,006 - Reviews: 2744 - Favs: 2,179 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
I'm Forgetting by ILoveEdwardCullenx reviews
A Tragic Story. Oneshot! Edward and Bella are married, and one day Edward goes for an interview. He goes by train on the exact date of the London Train Bombings. What happens? Will Edward survive? Or will Bella lose her soulmate? All Human. R And R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,578 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Love Story by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
AU/All human. Bella and Edward fall in love at first sight, but their love is forbidden. Typical story, original plot. Sort of a modern day Romeo and Juliet, but more based off of a song. Will they live to see the day they can be together? Canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,174 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8218 - Favs: 5,884 - Follows: 2,175 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Goodbye by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
For seven years I watched and waited. But there was only so much that I could put my heart through, and the night I finally told him, was the night I let him go. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 2516 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
The RPattz Rap, Sir Mixalot Style by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Oh, my, God, Rhianne, look who they cast. He’s just so crap. He looks like he’s got caterpillar eyebrows. But ya know, caterpillars are just so last year..."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
The Alone and the Lonely by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
THE ONE-SHOT. Written for Jayeliwood's "Sexy Edward" contest. Edward is a movie star with a haunted past. He meets a girl in a book store, and can she save him from his misery?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,648 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Planning Perfection by An End Has A Start reviews
Bella, Maid of Honour, has been paired up with the Best Man, Edward, to help plan Alice and Jasper’s wedding. They have never met each other but have to create that perfect day. Either sparks will fly or it will be a colossal failure. All Human ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1536 - Favs: 2,180 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7703 - Favs: 9,071 - Follows: 2,564 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Locker Next Door by UnoriginalScreename reviews
When Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen, she can’t stand him. He’s arrogant, rude, and annoyingly handsome. As she vents her frustration on her blog, Bella’s feelings change. Can Bella channel her online confidence into a real-life confession? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,504 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better by xxsparklesnick reviews
All through grade school, that boy with the soft bronze hair had been haunting her. He was her most bitter rival, her worst enemy. When she finally thought he was out of her life, he comes back - will he turn her life upside down again? Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,931 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
Boyfriends by Seductive Venus reviews
a.k.a Haruhi's Guide to Buying a Boyfriend. She's in a for a day of silliness.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Every Father's Sacrifice by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
BD SPOILERS. Just a cute, fluffy little one-shot. Nessie discovers pick-up lines, and her and her mother use them on Daddy. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 166 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
In Six Months I Lost My Mind But Found My Heart by An End Has A Start reviews
They’re from two different worlds but are brought together by a school exchange program. Three months at his school, three months at hers. They’re fighting each other and temptation. All Human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 92,136 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Which Twilight Boy is Gay? by LolliliciousLolly reviews
So who is it? Edward? Mike Newton? Quil or Embry? WHICH ONE, DAMMIT? A parody of the well known and well mocked I Want It That Way by the Backstreet Boys...haha. Love Lolly
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Death Wish by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
The ideas listed in this document are not to be done with the intent of annoying Edward Cullen. Do these things only if you wish to be KILLED by Edward Cullen. Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Edward
Ode to a Fanpire by LolliliciousLolly reviews
From Disney's "The Little Mermaid," to the tune of PART OF YOUR WORLD... This song is written for every girl and boy who has fallen head over hooters in love with Edward "Sex" Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Choices by vjd reviews
My mother was my best friend, and I didn’t want to leave her, but I had to protect her from seeing me at the end. I wanted her to remember me how I was now, not a shell of the person I had once been. I was moving to Forks to start over for the last time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,313 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
A Devilish Plan in Action by Yve982 reviews
Hikaru and Kaoru get Haruhi to try out new clothes they have chosen. What happens when they present her with a scandalous outfit? Rated M for sexual content
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
Fraise by Mercurial Flux reviews
[ Hikaru x Kaoru ] Hikaru watches Kaoru sleep and is mesmerized.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
A Time For Us by Schmo and Sushi reviews
Complete! What happens when a young woman throws her lyre at the king of Narnia? Arrania of Archenland is about to find out, and it's not at all what she expected. Edmund OC. Post H&HB. Rated T for suspense, nonsense humor, and Pevensies goofing off.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,539 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
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Ugh, Cullen reviews
Bella Swan and Edward Cullen hate each other. Fully fledged war between them, but is it just hiding their true feelings?. Story starts with the end-flashesback to the beginning. Bad language, adult themes and the incredible Edward Cullen are all included.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 51,456 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Young Love reviews
6 year old Bella at the beach, gets bullied, meets 6 year old Edward. Serious cuteness. All human. Background: Bella's mum died just after giving birth to her. Edward's mum died in a car crash when he was four. One shot. Read and review pweez! :P
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beauty Within The Broken reviews
Its like Twilight but Bella is blind. She was in a car accident that killed her mum and left her stuck in Forks with Charlie. She has a guide dog called Endesha and, of course, Edward Cullen *dribble* *dribble* is included. :P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,773 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella
The Aubergine Of Despair reviews
A parody/sarcastic/horror/romance fanfic. Twists "real" life and Twilight together with a series of interesting and hilarious events. Based in a fictional town called Spatula. Includes all the Cullen/Hales, Idiocy, Sarcasm, Lemons and LEON! OOC/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,055 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Bella, Edward