Joker88
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Joined 07-23-08, id: 1644010, Profile Updated: 02-03-10
Author has written 20 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

RIP Heath Ledger

Age: hehe

Name: Joker88 to everyone reading this

Sex: Female

Favorite Movie: THE DARK KNIGHT, uh...duh? (all it's missing is salt and vinegar chips...)

I don't write slash/incest/any graphic sex

I live for salt and vinegar chips...

mental status: Unstable, especially on Tuesdays.

Favorite Fictional character: The Joker

Favorite Book: Good Omens

Favorite Writer (Novels): Terry Pratchett

Favorite Writer (Graphic Novels): Alan Moore

Favorite Graphic Novel: btwn Fables and The Killing Joke

You can e-mail me about anything (Writing, books, disturbing torture scenes, salt and vinegar chips, and tea) at CreepyCassie@gmail.com

No my name is not Cassie... It's a faux account for fanfiction

This is a second account, bet ya can't guess my first! I love creepy/scary/horribly graphic scenes (Except for rape/sex) I like interesting plot twists that make sense, and that leave subtle clues. I like murder, suicide, salt and vinegar chips, knives and dark humor.

Oh, i forgot to mention that I adore stories with pseudocide in them, for some odd reason they make me feel fuzzy and happy.

I love reviews... But what writer doesn't?

I don't like it when people slam/flame unless they are using constructive criticism (and like salt and vinegar chips).

I don't appreciate people flinging world views and poorly based opinions at me from a short distance. I don't care whether god was a cat, man or a girl with an elephant head. He/she/it could be whatever shape people want him/her/it to be, still won't get me free salt and vinegar chips.

Being a former fetus and having been subjected to the cruelty in this world, I support pro-choice decisions. (and salt and vinegar chips)

PROCRASTINATE, DON'T PROCREATE

I collect books, masks, cats, and orange tic-tac boxes. (and salt and vinegar chips)

mood: angry on Wednesdays, tired on Sundays, hurt on Saturdays, happy on Thursdays (I get my salt and vinegar chips).

DON'T TALK TO ME ON TUESDAYS! you might just find yourself scrabbling through a garbage compacter with bloody, fingerless hands, searching for your eyes and possibly a foot (depending If I've talked to my brother during that time.)

-Don't be fooled by my charms, I am a psychotic killer when my family is looking the other way (I'd hate to disappoint them.)

~Joker88

Hehe, check this out... I think It's totally true, and Gordon will have to eventually resort to it...

FanFiction Friends:

J-Horror fan 4-ever: A really GREAT reviewer, seriously, I mean I owe a lot to him/her (I think it's a her but J-Horror if you are reading this and you happen to have male genitalia, don't be offended) Anyway J-Horror, you need to go get yourself a great big plate of cookies and six adorable virtual kittens maybe even a baby seal or three.

Blondymc360: amazing writer (really, go check her out) and person. Also a friendly correspondent.

Heir to the World:My first reviewer who hasn't let me down yet!

Nyeh Creampuff: A great reviewer/beta reader.

XxMidnightDreamsxX: Good beta reader.

Upcoming:

I know I haven't been the best of updaters this past week, but the night is darkest just before the dawn and the dawn is coming!

hehe, on to my list. (All is subject to change, some will never be written, some will never be published, some will end up in my garbage bin. But the lucky few might be typed, spell-checked, re-written, edited, scrutinized, peered at through a magnifying glass, discarded, left in a drawer for three days, re-found, re-typed, re-edited, and peered at by a pair of spectacles. And then maybe, just maybe, they'll be posted on fanfiction. If I can hang onto that idea for long.) Bold has been typed up.

Darkness, Darkness

Lampshades

Jack of all trades

Ghosts, guns and garish garments

Diversion

No such thing as monsters

Karnage

At the End of The Day

Kicking the Bucket

get lost Creep

Invitation

Why?

Pretty

Fired

Time

All-in (Where the joker makes the bet which is briefly mentioned in 'you bore me')

Dogs and a meat truck

23 hours

Blown Away

Leap Frog

Blowing off some steam

Notorious

Vote for Change

Slice em and Dice em

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And the Rest is Ancient History by The Grey Ghoul reviews
hello, boys and girls, I've, uh, officially hijacked this story. chapter 92 penthouse suite number 2, and chapter 93 the last guy. the story's over...now go watch the dark knight if you want more
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 94 - Words: 199,669 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Joker - Complete
The Joker's Secret by SlytherinDearie reviews
Many people didn't know that The Joker was actually married. When his wife gets tired of worrying about him, she goes to Batman for help. Joker/OC. Nolanverse.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,241 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Joker - Complete
My Innocent Bystander by scrubly-degrassily-everlarkily reviews
Though the doctor in him tells him that he needs help, he doesn't want to drag anybody down with him. One man is smart enough to see the change, but can he pull JD out of his self-destructive state. JDA, suicidal-themes, extreme emotional pain.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,778 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 9/7/2008
Faint Hearted by Scorpia710 reviews
Wolf clenched his fists as a familiar face appeared on the screen. "Cub," Fox whispered as he and the other three men stared at the next target and youngest member of K Unit. Mix in everyone's favorite assassin and what do you get?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 105,983 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
Abaddon by MaverikFlame reviews
Loki is kidnapped and tortured by a madman obsessed with killing gods. Thor doesn't like the idea of someone hurting his little brother.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,303 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
The Things They Heard by KrisEleven reviews
They thought they had left them in the past, but they have never stopped hearing the names of those abandoned, or forgotten.
Will of the Empress - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
Can't Get You Out Of My Head by J-Horror Girl reviews
Out of Arkham and out of his mind, the Joker hits the town with an intangible companion who might be dead but isn't nearly departed. He can't touch her, she can't get away from him, and so they have to make the best of it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 100 - Words: 177,723 - Reviews: 1944 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Joker
Amazing by elessar73 reviews
After Don refuses to listen to him, Charlie gets lost in dark thoughts. Only Don can save him now.Attention: Suicide attempt - bad summary sorry for that
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,925 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Charlie E., Don E. - Complete
Floating in the Dark by KuroKage1717 reviews
What if Alex really did kill Mrs. Jones? Things would turn out quite different, wouldn't they? COMPLETE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,366 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
Saviors and Hellion Smiles by Harlequin Sequins reviews
The Joker has been mortally wounded. Will no one step up at Gotham's own hospital to care for the vastly despised villain on the verge of his deathbed? Only one is foolish enough to do it. Set during the Dark Knight.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,448 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Joker, J. Gordon - Complete
Seeking Oblivion by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Sometimes life is too much. Sometimes all you want is oblivion, at least for a little while. Sometimes you just need to forget. And sometimes it isn't possible. Fox and Wolf mourn the loss of a life still lived. One-shot Not a suicide fic!
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete
Don't Sing, Don't Shine by Swing Girl At Heart reviews
Her bare feet hit the cold wet concrete just as he reached the second landing. She kept her head down and, without looking back, began to run. Joker Origins
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Joker - Complete
Dare The Dark Knight Characters! by OutcastToReality reviews
Yep, you read that right. Right here you can dare ANY of the Dark Knight characters to do ANYTHING. You heard me! ANYTHING. Read more details inside! EPISOE EIGHT HERE!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,284 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008
Within, Without by FeistyFeist reviews
They had found the boy. But just because he's found, doesn't mean he's still not lost. Continuation
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,146 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Ponyboy C., Darry C. - Complete
With and without you by Junesse reviews
Booth, Temperance is dead. But is she? That is the question my friends! I do not own Bones or any of the charachters.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Joker's Wild by Poorhuni reviews
Two fans of the Dark Knight get sucked into Gotham, but it doesn't turn out quite the way they'd want - The joker here is real, sadistic and not one for fluff & romance. Will both girls make it through their meeting? Rated for violence in later chapters.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,144 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
Sack Cloth And Chicken Soup by BiteMeTechie reviews
Because someone out there needs to be feeding Jonathan Crane...*Revised*
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,143 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 12/19/2006 - [Johnathan C./Scarecrow, OC] - Complete
Finding the Boy by FeistyFeist reviews
A Missing Persons report filed. Questions asked. If only they could get some answers.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,919 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Ponyboy C. - Complete
Out of the Ashes by nine miles to go reviews
..."And one day, you catch yourself wishing the person you loved had never existed...so you'd be spared your pain." Rachel survived the infamous explosion. After a year of hiding, can she manage to save Bruce from himself?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,037 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008
The Rot Runs Deep by dead2self reviews
A Gotham Time's reported becomes suspicious of Bruce Wayne's connection with Batman and vows to get to the bottom of it. gen.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
Hold Your Tongue by dead2self reviews
Upon meeting a small child, the Joker learns about an unsavory habit he didn’t know he had. Gen.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Play Along by nine miles to go reviews
In a moment of vulnerability, Bruce Wayne unknowingly exposes himself. But Gordon knows that there are some things better left unsaid.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
Putting the Smile Back On by T-c3 reviews
The Joker is forced to speak with a counselor once a week, but this time she has a gift to help motivate him to cooperate.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
Sterile from the Photon Bruises by Reptar Bars reviews
How can they live without each other? I don't think they can. Copious amounts of suicide. Slash-like.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
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Mask Upon Mask reviews
Commissioner Gordon finds Batman's true identity. And now the Joker's come to call. Too bad Batsy seems to be dead, someone's got to pay for the death of Gotham's Dark Knight. With Mask upon mask who can anyone trust? Read and review please.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,736 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Joker, J. Gordon
Up Here or Down There reviews
Gordon has been called to a scene more than once today. And he's come a long way from a warm bed to deal with someone else's problems. Gotham is beautiful in the winter, but a silver lining often has a cloud.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, J. Gordon - Complete
Glint and Slash reviews
The Joker likes knives,and he's come to collect the last of a set that has taken him ten years to build. They shine in the light with fire and steel. He's never letting them go. They mean more than his own blood and definitely more than another's life.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Joker - Complete
Like You reviews
Perhaps he had a wife at one time, and they lived in a castle and had ten happy children. That's what he likes to think, that's not what happened but now with Gotham's punchline beginning to look like a bad joke, the Joker remembers. R&R
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Joker
Helping hand reviews
The Joker and Batman were fighting on the top of Gotham Dam. One mis-step and... Gotham won't find balance without chaos. rated for gruesome images.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Dead Thoughts reviews
Well, our favorite clown's in Arkham, but he's got a cellmate. Welcome to Arkham Joker, and there ain't no sexy nurses to give you shots. We're a living social experiment.... It'll probably change quite drastically in the second chapter. R&R
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Joker
Free Fall reviews
There's a woman in the gray dress, and she's dancing to a tune he can barely remember. Love was hard to forget, and the man underneath the powder was somebody that didn't deserve what she had to offer. The Joker would settle for hate. Hate was familiar.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
An Apple A Day reviews
A Joker fic. R&R Doctor's bad day. The Joker's beginning, just a version of course. A tie in fickie to two other of my stories. Just trying to get back into the Joker's mind. Some bad language.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Joker - Complete
Circus Act reviews
My version of how the Joker got his scars. I promise you it's not another abusive family story. My thirteenth fic... PLEASE REVIEW!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,765 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 9/2/2008
The Jester's Court reviews
The Joker adopts a boy. So far just a one-shot, I have two more updates planned out. Um... read and review?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,167 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008
Chasing Shadows reviews
The Joker needs some entertainment. Batsy hasn't shown up tonight. Oh dear what can he do? Jayden Cresley picked the wrong person to pickpocket. Read and Review!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
You Bore Me reviews
A boring accountant. Pity they never teach you about the ballistics of a grenade in math class. Our favorite villain and his views on life confessed to a nobody. Yet another Joker 1-shot. R&R please
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2008
Fire and Other Deadly Smiles reviews
Yet another Joker one-shot. Who sets A fire-man on fire? I think you can guess. If you read, review.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
Tarnished Copper reviews
The Joker and his informant, what a woman will do to save her son. PLEASE R&R Flame me and I'll find your family.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
Hiding reviews
Whatch' gonna do when the Joker comes for you... Don't read unless you've read my other one-shots. This one is not as good. R&R please. BTW This is just a break from the usual creeps. Okay changed the ending...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
My Jesting Jailbird reviews
The Joker's mother remembers. A one-shot, Maybe I was the one who gave him the scars, but in all truth, he probably deserved it. I'm ending it tonight. PLEASE R&R!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
Walking Wounds reviews
I know there are some stories on a young Joker, but please, Sympathy? Really now, he's sick! You should be scared of a young Joker. Flames just help me find sick ways for the Joker to torture you. It's a dark night on the Gotham streets. R&R Please...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
I'll Kill You reviews
A very, very creepy story on the Joker, I don't know if I'll continue it, depends on what people think. It's mainly what the difference between a thug and the Joker, what lengths they'll go to. Rating because of emotional torture.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/26/2008
He Doesn't Remember reviews
I was thinking about how the Joker always tells a different story of how he got his scars. And then I thought... What if he can't remember? Just a one-shot that I wrote a couple of days ago.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
The last laugh reviews
The Joker strikes again. Just a one-shot of a scene that got stuck in my head while I couldn't sleep
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete