Gender: Last I checked I was female

Sexual Orientation: Bi

im a big fan of yuri.

fav. pairings for twilight:

alice/bella

bella/rosailie

bella/esme

fav. pairings for blood:

saya/diva

fav. pairings for inuyasha:

kagome/kikyo

kagome/sango

kagome/kagura

fav. pairings for kim possible:

kim/shego

my list might grow

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this...

If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

well, feel free to post this on your profile along with the "By: Addison Rae (I Have