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Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20237 - Favs: 12,108 - Follows: 7,004 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3109 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 1,978 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Brotherly Devotion by goldentemptress reviews
When you play with fire you're gonna get burned. Bella's marriage has gone stale, and she soon finds herself tied up in a web of deceit involving her young brother-in-law Edward. Adultery is just as complicated as it seems...BPOV, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 177,988 - Reviews: 4466 - Favs: 4,312 - Follows: 4,562 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Art After 5 by sleepyvalentina reviews
Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 12131 - Favs: 5,226 - Follows: 3,146 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8167 - Favs: 8,306 - Follows: 8,473 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Cocky and The Cougar by ikss reviews
Credit and Sales - often at war in Corporate America. When Con-Vert's new, young Director of Sales Edward Masen met 38 year-old Director of Credit Bella Swan, it was almost inevitible that sparks would fly. AH...RATED MA - ADULTS ONLY, PLEASE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 4258 - Favs: 2,535 - Follows: 2,050 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Cup of Chunky Peanut Butter by jennlynnfs reviews
WINNER for the AwkWard Contest. With best friend Angela moving forward in her relationship with Ben, Bella feels she's being left behind. She tries to remedy the situation by going for Edward Cullen, but being inexperienced makes for awkward situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,982 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 268 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,722 - Reviews: 11397 - Favs: 4,761 - Follows: 2,236 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
Secrets and Santas by stella luna sky reviews
When Bella is assigned quiet Edward Masen for her secret Santa, she has no clue what to get him. The plan: get to know him. The outcome: what she could have never anticipated. One-shot written for ohthosecullenboys and Fandom Gives Back. rated for lang.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 210 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Started in an Alleyway by Crash Hale reviews
Slightly clumsy Bella Swan meets a mysterious Edward Masen while on her way home from work one night. Follow along as she falls in love with the man she met in a cold and dark alleyway. AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2557 - Favs: 1,841 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sexy Playgroup Dads by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Bella's daughter makes a new friend in playgroup and they instantly become best friends. When Bella meets the new girl's father,sparks fly but will Bella embrace the relationship with the sexy, green eyed doctor? Of course she will he's gorgeous!ExB human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,028 - Reviews: 2925 - Favs: 3,463 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mistletoe by Don'tLetThemGetYouDown reviews
Can I kiss you?" Like he needed to ask. "I don't think my boyfriend would like that very much." I whispered stopping my assault to the side of his face. He froze as if suddenly realizing that Mike existed. I nibbled on his ear. "But I know I would." Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,261 - Reviews: 1744 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm Gonna Bite You! by ahemyywe150 reviews
Edward and Bella have known each other since they were little. Before freshman year of higschool, Edward moves away. Two years later, Bella moves too, and finds Edward at the same school she is going to. Can you say clashing? I can.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,547 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Speechless by Foundation of Dreams reviews
AH AU. E/B. When Edward meets Bella, she doesn't speak. Will she let him help her find her voice? Will he stay after he finds out her biggest secret? Complete, with epilogue.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 96,718 - Reviews: 1196 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5644 - Favs: 8,416 - Follows: 3,054 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8905 - Favs: 14,954 - Follows: 3,127 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
With Me by vampire-legend reviews
When Alice bugs Bella with the "First Kiss" question, Bella reveals a memory of her old best friend, Edward Masen. What happens when they decide to google him to try and find out what he's been up to over the last twelve years? All-Human. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It Should Be Me by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
She could've been mine plenty of times. But if I gave in, then she could let go and I couldn't take that chance. So I let go instead - and now here I was, looking at them smiling together and just thinking, 'That should be me.'
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,762 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 89 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8048 - Favs: 3,791 - Follows: 3,146 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11675 - Favs: 8,650 - Follows: 2,614 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3018 - Favs: 2,615 - Follows: 1,370 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19558 - Favs: 12,422 - Follows: 5,671 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Imagination Land by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete with epilogue. Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she’s created are alive. BXE Edward is a vampire!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,017 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Awkward Day by pandorasnotebook reviews
Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Runaway Bacholerette by poisonedbirth reviews
Bella's getting married. She's at her bacholerette party and suddenly a God-like stripper walks in the room.. One-shot. M for Lemons. For the lion lamb fanfic contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That Damn, Sexy Crooked Smile by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Bella, an old, married woman, remembers her first love, the man she would never forget. Heart-breaking, but a happy ending, or at least I think so. AU AH one-shot. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,649 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 124 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Dawn Will Break by TwihardNerd reviews
When Bella finally convinced Edward to change her they thought it was the start of their happily ever after. But Bella's power, the one thing they can't control, threatens to tear them apart...forever...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,271 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Death haunts us all by TwihardNerd reviews
My outtakes from When the Dawn Breaks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7735 - Favs: 9,253 - Follows: 2,625 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Night Without Stars by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
One-shot. All human. Edward died in the 9/11 attacks. It's the one year anniversary and Bella visits his grave. She remembers their best nights as she fills him in on her life. Very, very sad.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 111 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Got Love! by xxsparklesnick reviews
Isabella Swan has been crushing on her best friend's brother, Edward Cullen, for a while and at the same time she can't stand him. Her online friend has been there for her through it all, but what happens when his identity is revealed? All Human, ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,288 - Reviews: 1910 - Favs: 1,860 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
New Beginning by IWantToBeSupermanToo reviews
It's been almost 6 years to the day that Edward left Bella. She moved on, but he imprinted. Now Bella has a 4 year old to show for it. When Edward & Bella see each other agian will they be able to restore their old relationship?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,802 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Spiral Static by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Newly married, Edward and Bella explore their relationship in new ways, opening themselves up to unfamiliar and sometimes frightening experiences, unaware that danger follows them at each turn. Until it catches up with them, that is. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,060 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That Darn Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella and Emmett are stuck in the police station because Emmett came with the bright idea of getting Bella drunk at a bar. Short series! NOT AN EMMETT AND BELLA LOVE STORY! Very funny Rated for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008
Look Alike by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The Cullens watch Goblet of Fire and notice that a certain wizard looks like a certain vampire, fluffy and a little funny. BXE One-shot Very short.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Toke It Up by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gets Bella high. Wrote it about a week ago, thought I'd save it for 4-20 because it's funnier that way. Share hugs NOT drugs! ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete