Yorae Rasante
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Joined 07-24-08, id: 1645171, Profile Updated: 05-16-11
Author has written 4 stories for Pokémon, Legend of Zelda, and Love Hina.

I'm sorry to say that I have decided to leave Lovely Devil in indefinite hiatus.

I just looked back and noticed... my plans for that story were ridiculous - not that you guys couldn't figure out just by seeig the absurdly big disclamer. So yeah, if you liked the first chapter, the following ones would not follow the same levels of quality.

Maybe I will continue that with a new story planned in the future, but don't hold your breath.

Shin Kitsune Tensei is still being worked on.

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Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 34,755 - Reviews: 2961 - Favs: 2,241 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires.
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 755,729 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 1,508 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 11/11/2007
Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews
The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 510,990 - Reviews: 4027 - Favs: 3,869 - Follows: 3,149 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Perverted Naruto by Rycott reviews
A bunch of shorts about a Naruto raised from childhood by Jiraiya. Now with more perversion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,823 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Naruto U., Kushina U., Mei T., Tsunade S.
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 830,631 - Reviews: 6266 - Favs: 6,171 - Follows: 5,369 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 147 - Words: 685,103 - Reviews: 8183 - Favs: 3,162 - Follows: 2,314 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 9/4/2005
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 1,944 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 145,918 - Reviews: 4252 - Favs: 7,011 - Follows: 8,550 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Please Drink Responsibly When Saving the World by Zenthisoror reviews
Kakashi has been left by Minato to get Obito off the battlefield, but he never counted on the Kamui dimension being picky about what went into it, nor on Obito's stash of Awamori, and most certainly not the chance that the two might get drunk enough to attempt to save the world. (Crack, definitely crack, post Chapter 655, one shot)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/11 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
The Spring of the Plague by Zenthisoror reviews
When Konoha ninja return from investigating one of Orochimaru's laboratories, they bring back a devastating strain of chakra bacterium - Kimimaro's sickness developed into a bioweapon. As Naruto and his surviving friends struggle to live in Plague-stricken Konoha, Madara plots, an anti-ninja cult demands repentance, and, in the midst of it all, Sasuke seeks a perfect revenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 137,394 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Madara U., Neji H. - Complete
The Melody of the Fox by Jetslinger reviews
Naruto is determined to bring Sasuke back to Konoha. However, someone he didn't expect wants to help. NarutoxTayuya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 288,635 - Reviews: 3781 - Favs: 3,634 - Follows: 3,133 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,009 - Reviews: 1924 - Favs: 3,209 - Follows: 2,997 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Play it again, Naruto! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto learns that interrupting a kinjutsu by flipping off Sasuke while still molding the chakra for the jutsu was a bad idea, but possibly a great one as well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,456 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
Chickenzilla by Lucillia reviews
For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that a smashed Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,672 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U.
Are you sure this was a good idea? by Diresquirrel reviews
Stupid Magical Contracts! Harry and Hermione discover that magic doesn't have the same kind of sense of humor that they are used to. Also, Hermione accidentally becomes a Big Bad. Warning: 'Tis a silly fic.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,853 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Dawn S.
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
Changed My Mind by Sarah1281 reviews
Loki decides to take Thor's final offer to just forget the whole evil thing and come home after all and works with them to end the battle that much quicker. That works for the Asgardians but the Avengers, particularly Clint, are not too pleased about this. Helping stop his own invasion or not, he did kind of try to conquer the world.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Thor, Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Resilience of Time by Mnsk reviews
Before his death, Nagato destroys his Rinnegan to keep it out of certain dangerous hands. Infuriated, Uchiha Obito actives a legendary seal that resets time and all its events, but he didn't count on Konoha's Orange Ninja remembering everything. Time travel on an epic scale. Completed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 407,972 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Motivation by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 2,846 - Follows: 2,853 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
Just Check Both by Lucillia reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,693 - Reviews: 12793 - Favs: 14,639 - Follows: 12,152 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,523 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 2,463 - Follows: 2,065 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
The Assassin by Lucillia reviews
The ninja silently ghosted through the hallways of the strange Western castle, intent on reaching his target...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Hiruzen S., Homura M., Koharu U. - Complete
History Exam by Lucillia reviews
After witnessing a visit from a future Hokage and an Academy graduating class, and learning how future history remembers him, Sasuke decides to change his life and model himself and his clan after the greatest person the Uchiha Clan ever produced...Obito. Has become AU due to recent events in the Manga.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,417 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Sasuke U.
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,169 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 2,587 - Follows: 2,522 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Of the Day's Annoyances by Lucillia reviews
Excerpts from the journal of a Hyuuga Hiashi who raises Naruto. October 12, Potty Training: How is this my responsibility?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Hiashi H., Naruto U.
Rainbows by Lucillia reviews
Sasuke inadvertently imitates the First Hokage when he steals the Second Hokage's scroll of prank Jutsu from Naruto, and learns a jutsu that's "Guaranteed to stop any enemy in his tracks". Upon seeing it confuse the enemy, and not seeing how it does so, he uses it again and again... Short oneshots, not in chronological order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Sasuke U.
The Consequences of Drunken Experiments by Lucillia reviews
Orochimaru creates something that never should have existed while under the influence... A series of unrelated oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y.
Fate by JKaitz reviews
Because a single hit in the head is all that is needed...
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,926 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Keitaro U.
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,935 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 2,174 - Follows: 1,626 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Inaccurate Legends by Midnakdak reviews
Proof that the Nasuverse can be a very silly place. Rather than the normal summons, characters from Monty Python's Holy Grail are summoned. This is unabashedly a work of crack, check your sanity at the door.
Crossover - Monty Python & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,479 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 3,297 - Follows: 2,941 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Bits and Pieces a collection of sorts by BajaB reviews
A place to put all of the snippets and ideas that are never going anywhere. Mostly Crackfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,077 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 10/19/2010
Things That Are Slightly Worse Than Death by Lucillia reviews
Darius survives, and finds a reason to wish he didn't.
Highlander - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Darius, Methos - Complete
How The Bane Family Got Started by Lucillia reviews
Ask any member of the Bane family how it got its start, and they'll tell you of how the matriarch of the family had stolen a great treasure. But, as we all know, there are two sides to every story...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Darth Bane - Complete
Fangirls by hakuse-kun reviews
Naruto stumbles upon a shop dedicated soley to him, and even more unexpectedly, girls who shop from it! NarutoXAwholelotofgirls, Warning: AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,329 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
A Different start by windybreeze reviews
Keitaro passed his test in Toudai in his first try. He's been a student for almost two years and is still searching for his promised girl.Kei X Harem. Some heavy OOC'ness present.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 120,289 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Keitaro U.
Dark Lord Rising by AndrewsQuill reviews
Forced to compete in the Triwizard Tournament against his will, Harry faces things which no fourteen year old wizard should. A loss of innocence, coupled with betrayal, causes Harry to either give up or change in order to meet the challenges ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 162,607 - Reviews: 1962 - Favs: 3,658 - Follows: 4,188 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 496,364 - Reviews: 1633 - Favs: 3,144 - Follows: 2,831 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
First Try by Lucillia reviews
Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 2,170 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Konoha: At His Fingertips by MegaB reviews
Bereft of dreams, adrift in the World, what's a guy to do when his life comes crashing down? Seize it in his hands of course! Big pieces begin to move and Naruto makes his decision; this is his World, Dattebayo!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,331 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 1,329 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Naruto U.
Shepard, Queen of the Reapers by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Something happens that the Catalyst did not expect... And Shepard's taken on a few more upgrades. Oneshot, spoilers for ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3538 - Favs: 8,880 - Follows: 8,497 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 107,361 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
The Dark and Misunderstood by kylekatarn77 reviews
What if the balance was not as it seemed? What if the darkness was not truly wicked? And what if the light…wasn't as pure as we think? Prepare to see how high darkness can fly...and how far the light can fall. Deep stuff! Major NaruHina, some others too
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 19 - Words: 215,679 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
From The Ashes by AndrewsQuill reviews
Trying to come to grips with the loss of his godfather and the devastating news about Ron and Hermione, Harry seeks solace on the grounds where he discovers that he really needs a friendly face.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,223 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Harry P., Susan B.
Harry Potter and the Something Something by Legendary Legacy reviews
Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone took as many fanfic cliches as possible and stuffed them all into one story? No? Well, I went ahead and did it anyway. Multi-chapter Mockfic. This summary is actually a lot better than I originally thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,314 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P.
My Island, My World by RobDaZombie reviews
After a tragic accident, Keitaro is presumed dead, but in reality, he is stranded alone on a desert island. How will the girls react with the sudden loss of their manager? How will Keitaro cope with being all by himself?
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,471 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 10/29/2006
Connecting the Dots by Afalstein reviews
"Bruce, tell me again why this arm is so important." "Because it came from another dimension." A desperate move by Kakashi sends the rookies into another dimension, revealing a world crisis for both the Justice League and the Teen Titans. BONUS CHAPTER UP
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 329,584 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 14049 - Favs: 6,963 - Follows: 6,234 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Jedi Kind of Had it Coming by Sarah1281 reviews
All Revan wanted was to avoid any and all responsibility but the Force drags him back to the middle of the action once more. The Exile is probably the most dedicated Jedi ever and so she'll need all the help she can get... Sequel to 'So Not My Problem.'
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 95,727 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Exile/Meetra Surik, Revan - Complete
Drabbles and One Shots by Garm88 reviews
This is just for the stuff that leaks out every once in a while. Thoughts I have and story ideas that I come up with while reading other people's work. Any of them are available for anyone to continue, just ask permission first.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,454 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Naruto U.
Youthful Ninja from the Future by Mystic 777 reviews
Beware the wrath of a budding seal master. Sometimes revenge is best served with a side of Youth. AU from Tsunade retrieval and VotE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
XIII Ninja by James the Fox reviews
KHNaruto Xover. After all, Nothingness is eternal... After being defeated in KH2, Organization XIII finds an oppurtunity for a second chance in the form of a young boy...
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 159,790 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Naruto U.
The Reality of Forever by Sarah1281 reviews
Countless millenia in the future, a Shepard who chose the blue light ending has lost almost everything of the person they used to be. As time passes and organics fall into the same tired patterns, Shepard must make a choice they never thought they would.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Shepard (F), Shepard (M) - Complete
Troubles of a Genderly Confused Teen by Lanky Nathan reviews
Naruto awakes to find that he cannot control when or where his sexy jutsu will activate. The only thing he can say for sure is that his day thoroughly sucks. Naruto/Naruko friendship
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,525 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
The Obligatory Marriage Law Fic by Luan Mao reviews
Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Python Defense by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry formulates an innovative taunting-based Occlumency barrier inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Snape retaliates by threatening to reveal Harry's perviest memories and fantasies, including those involving a certain bushy-haired best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,070 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 1,372 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Secret Of Immortality by Lanky Nathan reviews
Keitaro always walks away from death punches without a scratch. Ever wondered why? Just a story my weird mind came up with to rationalise this. Warning: Blood and Cussing. Won't end as expected I hope.
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,924 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 1875 - Favs: 4,846 - Follows: 3,097 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Days from Hell by Lanky Nathan reviews
Yeah, Just a bad day for swordsman boy. Occasional swearingONESHOT
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
He's a Married Manager by anime-is-dumb reviews
20-year-old Keitaro Urashima is still trying to get into Todai after two attempts. Now, needing a place to live, he goes to visit his grandmother at Hinata House. And he's bringing his young wife with him. No OC main chars! No OC's! hallelujah! No OC's!
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,768 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Keitaro U. - Complete
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2198 - Favs: 4,233 - Follows: 3,123 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Free Life by fake a smile reviews
Sequel to Taking Control. Harry starts taking the fight to the Death Eaters as the Order members are forced to make some very difficult decisions. Will Dumbledore see the benefit of working with Harry or continue to try to keep him out of the war?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 72,568 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 2,553 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
30 Minutes II: The Gathering Storm by Radaslab reviews
Harry & Co. enter Hogwarts. Dumbledore is not faced with a pawn. Voldemort is not faced with fertile ground. The world is about to change as war and revolution are in the air. Sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 142,208 - Reviews: 1812 - Favs: 2,310 - Follows: 2,844 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
There's fanfiction about us! by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
My 2nd Naruto fic. Shikamaru gets a laptop and discovers our website. Major OOCness! Rating changed to Mature because of Chapter 9! Next chapter is up! Currently reading Naruto Harem/Bashing type fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,630 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U.
Roku Naruto by Anthurak The Chaos Lord reviews
AU. Naruto: Fool? Loudmoth? Not anymore. The night he learned Kage Bunshin, Naruto was changed. Witness the rise of a Naruto never seen before. MELON! Naruto/Hinata. No crossover. UBER OOCness Not a super-Naruto fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 127,088 - Reviews: 2156 - Favs: 3,020 - Follows: 2,751 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Everyone has darkness by Darthemius reviews
A boy known to everyone... A hero everyone depended on, in reality... never existed. Naruto returns after his training trip different. But was it a sudden change? Or maybe he didn't change at all? Dark/Strong Naruto. NarutoXMany girls. Mega Crossover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 325,114 - Reviews: 2285 - Favs: 2,371 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Love I have by Thowell3 reviews
Motoko's Family was wiped out when she was six. She lives with Keitaros family till he leaves. Now Keitaro is comming to Hinata-sou How will she react after not seeing him for 2 Years?
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,686 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Keitaro U., Motoko A.
Dobby House Elf and the Popular Culture by Diresquirrel reviews
Harry makes the mistake of letting people around an impressionable poor house elf. Dobby takes his obsessions a little too seriously. Rating for violence. Yes, violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,585 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Dobby, Harry P. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 3,435 - Follows: 2,257 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Ronald Weasley, Ace Attorney by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
A silly AU of book seven's end. Not epilogue compliant. I know, I'm heartbroken too...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,697 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Ron W., Harry P.
Stone of Fire by Tigerman reviews
They say it only take one well placed stone to change the course of a river. What if a villager, at the start, labelled Naruto as a hero instead of a demon? Fate changed direction in a different, stronger course.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 166,325 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Naruto U.
Love Hina: A Friend in Need by Tezza1502 reviews
Kitsune notices Keitaro return from a flight courtesy of Naruair looking physically and mentally the worse for wear, and decides to take an interest in his wellbeing. That decision has repercussions far beyond their wildest imaginings.
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 119,795 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Keitaro U., Mitsune K. - Complete
VED by Lucillia reviews
When the ultimate test of purity drops by for a snack, Inuyasha learns that Kagome isn't quite as innocent as she appears.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Ultimate Detective: Rei Shinobi by M2J MandalorianJedi reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, Age 12. He's supposed to be the Hero of this Story but now... He's dead. Meet Uzumaki Naruto future Hokage of Konohagakure no Sato and... Spirit Detective. Sasuke Retrieval Arc Divergence.
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,200 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Koenma, Botan, Naruto U., Orochimaru
Exchange Program by Afalstein reviews
Oneshot. There's a new Defense against the Dark Arts professor, and once again, it's not Snape. But with his teaching style, some of the students might wish he was.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Gandalf - Complete
I'm Only Human by Yuelyn the Vampire reviews
Keitaro's relationship with Naru comes to a climax, for better or worse. What will he do when the woman he loves is actually deceiving him? Hate turns to love and love turns to hate. I'm Only Human: Tsuruko Arc is submitted as a separate fanfiction.
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,743 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Keitaro U. - Complete
Cheating Destiny by Sarah1281 reviews
When a freshman Clark wakes up twenty-five years into the future and can't reach his parents or Pete, he turns to Lex to help him figure it out. What a wonderful opportunity this is to correct certain aspects of their past...
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,575 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Lex L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Sharingan Naruto by Lucillia reviews
How Naruto could end up with the Sharingan without getting a transplant, Kyuubi induced upgrade, or different parents.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 71 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Matsumoto's nightmare by Writing bunny reviews
Matsumoto had enough of her slave-driver captain. She wished she could have another one. But would that be better? Companion piece to Hitsugaya's nightmare.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,567 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - R. Matsumoto, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Hitsugaya's nightmare by Writing bunny reviews
No lieutenant can possibly be worse than Matsumoto. At least that's what Hitsugaya thought. Companion piece to Matsumoto's nightmare.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,086 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 10/6/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Inescapable by Sarah1281 reviews
Mondego knew that nothing would be gained by going back and that fleeing was the only sane option. Still, his whole life had been spent trying to prove that Edmond wasn't better than he was and now it was time to end it. No more doubts. 2002 Movieverse.
Count of Monte Cristo - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,578 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Complete
Circumstantial by Sarah1281 reviews
Parliament may be destroyed and a revolution beginning, but the fact remains that Evey Hammond is a wanted fugitive standing next to a Detective Chief Inspector who feels that he's waited long enough for answers. If only she WAS in as deep as he thought.
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Complete
That Special Someone: Letters of Love by TCurry reviews
Sakura and Tayuya both miss Naruto since he's gone on his training trip. He too shares their feelings of loneliness as time goes by. However, a surprise is about to show the girls that distance can't diminish their love in the least. Naru/Saku, Naru/Tayu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,085 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Tobi by Lucillia reviews
Madara sometimes wondered why nobody got the joke when it came to his other name considering the fact that it was the sort of inside joke that the Akatsuki should be able to get.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Madara U. - Complete
Pyromaniac: Uzumaki Naruto! by The Magnificent It reviews
With great power comes great responsibility. Unfortunately, no one told Naruto this. When through a bizarre series of events he becomes something much stronger, he will be lead down a path that will define him anew.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,758 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Naruto U., Tenten
Evil Model Cars by Sarah1281 reviews
They might not be friends anymore but Lex's mansion is still a nice place to hang out. Of course, Lex is evil now so anything he does must be evil as well, even if it's just building model cars. What kind of a person would he be if he didn't confront Lex?
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Lex L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Normal by Sarah1281 reviews
After a talk with an old friend about a completely human issue he's having with his son, Jonathan starts to wonder when exactly he and Martha stopped being normal. What would a normal person's reaction be to finding an alien child anyway? Adopt it?
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Jonathan K., Martha K. - Complete
Crossroads by Sarah1281 reviews
When Lex issues his ultimatum after the second meteor shower, Clark realizes just what's at stake and decides that he should really tell him, especially now that he's practically human. If only he could just spit it out...
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L. - Complete
For You I Will by findingparis reviews
Keitaro came back, he's a changed man now. He came back to get his revenge. On who? Find out. Summary on my profile. R&R! Last chapter finally up.
Love Hina - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,129 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Keitaro U., Naru N. - Complete
Pointless by Sarah1281 reviews
The thing about Lex having no idea who he is, Clark has come to realize, is that it renders their history completely moot. Pointless. The fact that it looks like Lex's still going to be a villain makes his attempts to save him seem just as worthwhile.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L. - Complete
Love Hina: Crime and Punishment by Doctor-T reviews
Naru finally blows and puts Keitaro in hospital with a cracked skull and a serious heart attack. As the girls try to deal with their conflicting emotions about him, Naru goes on the run! Mid Story, Sailor Moon and various other characters join the action.
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 52 - Words: 377,469 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 4/24/2008
Love Hina: Doomsday by Doctor-T reviews
The Hinata Apartments and its residents have been consumed in a terrible nuclear accident. Only two very special people have survived. Years after the horrific event, this details their attempt to change the past and give their dead friends a new future.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,356 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Keitaro U., Kaolla S.
Home by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
The end of Naruto-My way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Fearless by Random1377 reviews
Aoyama women are fearless. But when the only thing that's ever mattered is stripped from her, will Motoko's strength be enough to save her from self destruction?
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,605 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Motoko A. - Complete
You Know What They Say About Assuming by Lucillia reviews
Lex Luthor gets an interesting surprise when he tries to take out the world's new superhero.
Superman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
E Nomine by KafkaExMachina reviews
AU fourth year. Voldemort discovers what Dumbledore thinks 'the power the Dark Lord knows not' is, and changes his plans accordingly.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,973 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Harry P.
Rabbit Summoning by Diresquirrel reviews
A silly little thing happened when Naruto decided that Toads just weren't cool enough. So he wrote his own contract, but it didn't work out quite the way he expected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Complete
Why Sasuke? by Lucillia reviews
Naruto confronts Kakashi about his blatant favoritism towards Sasuke, and the response Kakashi gives him was somewhat surprising. Kakashi was a ninja afterall.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 70 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Underwear the Cat by Lucillia reviews
Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 163 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Mizuki - Complete
The Medic by Aoi24 reviews
AU. Drabble/short!fic series. After the massacre, Sasuke devotes himself to the path of the healer seeking to save lives rather than destroy them. Medic-nin!Sasuke. PTSD!Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 14,744 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sasuke U.
Castling by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Disclaimer: Neon Genesis Evangelion is not mine. I am not writing this for profit. Please enjoy.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,598 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Shinji I.
Life Sucks, Then You Die by Radaslab reviews
Hermione begins to learn the truth after Harry is named a Tri-Wizard Champion. The solution is not what either extect. Mostly H/HR but it won't seem so. Some Ron and Dumbledore BASHING, but not much...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 254,864 - Reviews: 2336 - Favs: 2,215 - Follows: 2,467 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Pet Names by Lucillia reviews
The real reason Madara decided to wipe out the Uchiha clan.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U. - Complete
Destruction! The Obligatory Halloween Fic! by Diresquirrel reviews
The Slayers via costumes arrive in Sunnydale! Property damage and hilarity ensues.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Slayers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,123 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Willow R., Lina I.
The Hyuuga Man by Ageant reviews
Hyuuga Hiashi: The man, the myth, the legend. Follow his adventures as Hyuuga clan head and general man of mystery!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Hiashi H.
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 3,514 - Follows: 1,292 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Minuet by Lucillia reviews
Spelling mistakes sometimes have interesting consequences in the Wizarding World.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Complete
Archmage by Dirty Reid reviews
A simple but controversial question drives Harry to take the war into his own hands, choosing a path that will rock both the magic and Muggle world in a way no one saw coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,590 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 1,719 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
So Not My Problem by Sarah1281 reviews
All Revan wanted to do was stay alive and try to get with Bastila, in that order. He doesn't want to save the galaxy and he's not looking to help everyone he meets. Tragically, he's surrounded by hero types that keep trying to drag him along for the ride.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,156 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Revan - Complete
Why So Serious? by kyu15 reviews
I'm sure you've all read stories with a dark naruto but what about an insane naruto? Inspired by Danasca's "Laughter of the Broken", follow naruto on his insane journey to become strong, and to have a little fun with the village he calls home.Sumary sucks
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,968 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Naruto U.
Sacrifice by H.E. Gray reviews
There are some things Tenten will not sacrifice for her village.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Tenten - Complete
The Point of Divergence by EliadS reviews
Sasuke died during the battle in the Land of the Waves and the Narutoverse is changed forever. But how radically will one divergence in fate effect the entire Shinobi world? Read and find out. AU, Slight NaruIno, Spoilers from the advanced mangaverse.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 374,259 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
If Harry Really Did Go To The USA by LightningHunter reviews
Short light-hearted parody directed at the many, many fics that send Harry off to the USA after he has a full blown mental breakdown because of evil backstabbers and pages of bashing, etc, etc. Surprisingly, this isn't that offensive at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Adams' Greatest Contribution by Sarah1281 reviews
"Congratulations, John. You just made your greatest contribution to Independence: you kept your flap shut." And so he did but it was a long, LONG thirty days before Lee returned with the resolution on independency. At least they had Sundays off. Two-shot.
1776 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,357 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Complete
The Ten That Were Taken by maidros78 reviews
This is the sequel to Harry Potter's first year, which was covered in The Roaring Snake'. This story will cover years 2 and 3. Follows canon outline, but not completely compliant. The accent is on developing Harry and his friends into strong team.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,788 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Harry P., Millicent B.
Love's Redemption by Cizzymac reviews
Two people seemingly incapable of love due to their dark pasts find comfort in each other's arms. However, at Hinata Sou, nothing is as easy as it seems. Covers three year gap near end of Volume 14. Primarily Kitsune/OC.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,619 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Mitsune K.
A Little More Warning by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Bardock gets just a little bit more warning via timeloop for the destruction of the Saiyan Homeworld... And brings his friends along. AU, Oneshot, don't take it too seriously, Merry Christmas.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Bardock, Lunch - Complete
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 128,282 - Reviews: 3193 - Favs: 5,509 - Follows: 5,419 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Naruto of the Copy Wheel by 7054 reviews
Feeling guilty about only training Sasuke, Kakashi decides to make it up to Naruto. But during the exams, a mortal wound forces Kakashi to give Naruto his most prized possession, his Sharingan. No pairings yet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,338 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Naruto U.
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 4783 - Favs: 7,193 - Follows: 3,908 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Three corn fed farmboys by Diresquirrel reviews
Three men meet at their ten year college reunion and discover they have more than the same school in common. SG1, BtVS, DC
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Complete
Veritas Oracle by BajaB reviews
A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,330 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Memories of a Former Life by black mage wannabe reviews
When Harry first encounters the dementors on the Hogwarts Express, he can not be fixed with a bar of Professor Lupin's chocolate. Rather than hearing only his dying mother's last words, he also hears the voice of his past, the voice of Aizen Sosuke.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,834 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., S. Aizen
It Can't Get Worse by Zentrodie reviews
A simple little try to replicate their high sync ratio goes bad with traditional results
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,754 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Shinji I. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,145 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 4,007 - Follows: 1,376 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Thin Line Between by Legendary Legacy reviews
Mid-timeskip, Sakura misses Sasuke. So much that she takes it upon herself to go find him. Alone. Without telling anyone. What, dangerous? Don't be silly. ItaXSaku. Squee. Mockfic, OoC, 4th wall breaking. Not one of my better works, but here you go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Shortest Banishment Fic Ever by LightningHunter reviews
If you actually need more explanation than the title, you're a moron.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Tsunade S. - Complete
Forty One Times Dead by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 254 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dr Strangelove by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,089 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Shinji I. - Complete
Cathouse by UVlite reviews
There is a werecat in Hinata dorms and Keitaro finds her out by accident.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,476 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Keitaro U., Motoko A.
Cursed by Lucillia reviews
Even in his old age, Madara can't escape the Uchiha family curse.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Madara U. - Complete
A Demon to Protect Humanity by 7054 reviews
Noble six lives to fight another day. After capturing a Covenant Cruiser he finds his way back to his old home. Planet N.
Crossover - Halo & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/5/2010 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Naruto U.
Clearance by Diresquirrel reviews
Jack Carter asks Jo a question on a particularly dull day. One shot.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Eureka - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Jack C. - Complete
Persona 3: Fairly English Story by SamJaz reviews
Persona 3: FES, only Minato is English, hence the title. Then Minato cheats the game. So the game cheats back. So Minato cheats the world.
Megami Tensei - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 108 - Words: 477,614 - Reviews: 1202 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Minato A. - Complete
Agent O by Rorschach's Blot reviews
She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
A Parody of Marriage Contracts by Diresquirrel reviews
Professor Sinistra has to explain a situation to the Deputy Headmistress. 'Tis a silly fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Minerva M. - Complete
Back in Black by Rorschach's Blot reviews
An omake file for Make a Wish think of it as a sequel of sorts . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,248 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap by Seel'vor reviews
Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 274,521 - Reviews: 4363 - Favs: 5,512 - Follows: 5,702 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Top Secret S Rank Mission by Sarah1281 reviews
After Kabuto leaves, Aoba is left to try and explain what's happened to Naruto without revealing what's really going on...and Naruto, it seems, has plenty of questions of his own about this so-called 'S-rank ecology mission.' Recent manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Aoba Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Absence by Lucillia reviews
A darkish take on what Goku was doing between leaving Namek and returning to Earth.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Goku - Complete
Surprise! Harry's got a Grandma! by Diresquirrel reviews
Harry was feeling pretty good after his third year. True, it hasn't been going perfectly, but nothing ever does. Still, his godfather was free-ish and alive, and both their souls were where they belong. And then he got a visit from his mother's mother. There's no ownership by me involved with this.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Slayers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,004 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 217 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Lina I. - Complete
I think There's Been A Mistake by Diresquirrel reviews
Hagrid grabs the wrong Wizard named Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Hermione G., H. Dresden - Complete
For Love of Hate by BajaB reviews
Harry Potter knew love, when he was young, but he grew up using hate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 118 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
In The Ninja World by knuckz reviews
What if I found a portal to the Naruto world? Join me on my adventure in a world full of deadly killers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Complete
Nature by Lucillia reviews
Clones are sometimes a reflection of a part of ourselves that should never see the light of day.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Kabuto Y. - Complete
Little Hints by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Harley Quinn is a psychologist, after all...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn - Complete
Why Didn't We Do This Earlier? by Lucillia reviews
Krillin comes up with a much easier way of getting rid of Cell.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Krillin - Complete
Future Shock by Lucillia reviews
There's a reason why you should never send Prankster!Trunks and Goten back in time to warn anybody about anything.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Complete
Konoha: Naruto's Playground by MegaB reviews
When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,882 - Reviews: 3938 - Favs: 3,225 - Follows: 1,938 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Jumping on the Bandwagon: Clones in the Shadows by Smoochynose reviews
Naruto's been banished. Fortunately his friends don't approve of this movement.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Come Full Circle by knuckz reviews
They knew that Uzumaki Naruto was destined for greatness, but this was getting ridiculous. When Naruto takes the Yondaime's fuuinjutsu to unimaginable levels. Formerly known as 'Furuenjin'. Indefinite hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 81,822 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 1,627 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Naruto U.
Not Quite A Kage Killer by Lucillia reviews
But then again, Naruto's opponent wasn't a Kage. After going through Tobi more than once, Naruto decides to try something else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 113 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Jumping on the Bandwagon: 27 Days by Smoochynose reviews
Danzo convinces the council to banish Naruto. Insanity ensues. "P.S. Naruto sends his love." Friendship fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Jumping on the Bandwagon: Missin Village by Smoochynose reviews
Danzo managed to get the council to banish Konoha's most unpredictable ninja, unfortunately he didn't count on unpredictability being contagious. Accepted!Naruto Friendship Fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pandora's Box by Knightwolf reviews
After the events of Thirst, Motoko and Keitaro are visited by the leader of the White Wolves demanding they answer for their crimes. They then find out that their actions may have put all of Japan in jeapardy.
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 60,006 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Motoko A., Keitaro U.
Wandering by Lucillia reviews
Why Cloud shouldn't be allowed to wander by himself.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
No More Ninja by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
What if Nagato had another jutsu left before he died? One to ensure that the Elemental Countries would never be the same again? One-shot, stream of consciousness. R&R please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,874 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Portus by Tigerman reviews
Harry's trapped in the cemetary, Voldemort laughing at him with his Death Eater. Thankfully, he learned a spell enabling him to escape this trap. He should have known things would go wrong if he tried to take things in his own hands...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 164 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Illusory Life by Aoi24 reviews
Challenge!fic. The encounter with the dementor has a strange effect on Harry. Unexplained memories awaken and his perception of the world is altered. He hears strange but familiar words. "Shatter Kyoka Suigetsu"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,660 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Harry P., S. Aizen
Cook For Me Tenchan? by TCurry reviews
Naruto and Tenten share an unusual meeting. An unlikely arrangement causes them to work together. A devious plan forms between the two to gain the attention of those they admire, but will they follow through or find something in each other? Naru/Ten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,643 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Naruto U., Tenten
Chase by Lucillia reviews
The reason why Naruto was allowed to wear "kill me" orange.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Murderer by Lucillia reviews
The story of a Murderer as told by four people.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete
Obliviated Marriage by Lucillia reviews
Harry Potter inherits a vault belonging to a certain someone, and learns that his parents' marriage had not been quite what it seemed. However, it wasn't quite what Harry thought it was either.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
It Takes A Village by Lucillia reviews
...To Make a Baby. Or, Why Snape Shouldn't Leave Certain Potions Unattended in Public Places.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Snape by knuckz reviews
Book 6. I am your father. Father!Snape. Parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Consequences of Kept Promises by TCurry reviews
A whimsical spin-off of the aftermath of Naruto's meeting with Shion. Surely all decision have their consequences. Though some take longer to manifest than others. Naru/Shion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,001 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Naruto U., Shion - Complete
That Special Someone by TCurry reviews
Naruto goes for a walk in the forest soon after his parting confrontation with Sasuke. When he gets there he finds something that may change him and his life. Naru/Saku Naru/Tayu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 125,789 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Candy by Writing bunny reviews
Why does Ukitake always give Hitsugaya all the candy?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/14/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, J. Ukitake - Complete
A Sacrifice for Naruto by lord of the land of fire reviews
Hinata makes a choice to help Naruto no matter the cost.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
I don't need you anymore by JackOfBladesX reviews
After seventeen years, Naruto's parents return to Konoha, with his twin sister. HIs reaction to his parents being alive after so long? Complete Apathy. In Naruto's defense, he really had a lot going on that day. Naruto/Shion/OC/OC.OneShot. Humor Fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,626 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 227 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Hundred Percent by Sandataba reviews
Itachi is the reason for Tenten's perfect aim. Crackficlet.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Itachi U., Tenten - Complete
Some Industrial Light and Magic by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry figures things out when Hermione is allowed to dress the Golden Trio in coordinated Star Wars-themed outfits for a Halloween costume ball.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Kakashi's Lament by Chris Hill reviews
Kakashi will regret having the most unpredictable person in Konoha on his team. Poor him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,008 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
The Valley of the Kings Massacre by DisobedienceWriter reviews
An adult Harry finds his destiny as an independent curse breaker in Egypt.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 281 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
VENGEANCE! The Musical! The Story of Uchiha Sasuke by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
The Sandaime insists eight year-old Sasuke get therapy. Iruka decides to make him participate in a theater production. So how does this lead to a smash hit musical about how he’s going to kill Itachi? CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,687 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Future Sight by Lanky Nathan reviews
If Keitaro's immortal, does that mean he'll be alive thousands of years to come? So what might happen if he brings back thousands of years knowledge to the girls? Have a read and see what you think. WARNING - FIRST MULTI CHAP
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 122,748 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Keitaro U. - Complete
Closure by M2J MandalorianJedi reviews
Sometimes, to find happiness, all one needs is a bit of closure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] - Complete
For the Planet by Adrian Tullberg reviews
When supervillians go green ...
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Complete
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 452 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Ultimate Experiment: Weapon X by M2J MandalorianJedi reviews
At age 4, Naruto is taken from Konoha, by Orochimaru. 8 years later, on a C Class, turned A Class, mission, Mitarashi Anko is brutally attacked due to her connection to the Sannin by his most feared project, Weapon X, Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 68,237 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Haku, Anko M.
Breaking The News by TCurry reviews
It's the day before Naruto leaves on his training trip and he's told everyone else. As he wanders the streets of Konoha, he wonders how the second two people who ever cared for him will take it. Naru/Ayame. Little bit of romance.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Ayame, Naruto U.
Bouquet by TCurry reviews
Naruto takes a sudden interest in flowers after he returns from his training trip. Or more specifically, the Yamanaka's flowers. Told in Ino's POV. One shot. Naru/Ino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
Attending to Loneliness by TCurry reviews
Solitude and Loneliness are two different terms for similar situations. Unfortunately, they weren't allowed the privilege to choose the former. So what does one do when they need to be relieved of this depression? Stalk, of course. Naru/Anko
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,057 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Naruto U., Anko M.
A Distinctive Ring by TCurry reviews
Sometimes names go together well. Other times they don't. An argument leads to the exploration of such names, resulting in a bit of embarrassment and an equal bit of realization. Naru/Ino.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
The Butterfly's Wings by DisobedienceWriter reviews
On the day the Kyuubi rampages, the Fourth Hokage uses a different technique. One day in his life had he lived to see his son grow; to see his village flourish. Minato-as-Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,345 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 129 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Minato N. - Complete
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 201 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Pencil Pusher by QuoteMyFoot reviews
The most dangerous thing for a shinobi to be good at is paperwork. As Tenzou finds out, much to his dismay. Set pre-canon. Crackish, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Yamato, Ibiki M. - Complete
Power by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: My response to the 'Banishment' storyline.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 81 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Hinata H., Tsunade S. - Complete
No Reading by Meinos Kaen reviews
When dealing with things that you will no longer have in control after your death, it's always wise to have a back up plan. The one regarding Naruto had the effect of dropping him in the middle of Westchester county. COMPLETE
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 243,404 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Better to Honour by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Danzo could have been a hero. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 97 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Danzō S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Love Ronin Solid by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Tactical Espionage Romantic Comedy. AU, multicross. Rated M just to be safe.
Crossover - Love Hina & Azumanga Daioh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,968 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Keitaro U. - Complete
Brothers of the Sand by Z-ro reviews
AU. There was a time when he wanted nothing more than to have a friend. Now his only goal is to go home. Naruto and Gaara friendship story. Its NOT yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 140,182 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Underneath the Underneath by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Teaching children to be ninja is harder than it seems, especially if the children are good at it. If the academy instructors had decided to look underneath the underneath, what would they have seen? Oneshot. Rookiefic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
Kyuubi the BuiltIn Best Friend by Sarah1281 reviews
Kakashi is mildly disturbed to see Naruto sporting fox ears and a fox tail and even more disturbed to learn that they were apparently gifts from his new friend: the demon imprisoned inside of him. Is this Therapy Jutsu at work or something else entirely?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 83 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Friends by Chibi Fenrir reviews
She'll always need her...
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 106,504 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Keitaro U. - Complete
Life After Molmol, Book One : Sisters At War by Gojirob reviews
After the series' final adventure, the ladies of the Hinata-Sou are at odds not with Keitaro, but each other. Things let go or once forgotten will be hashed out, and feelings of betrayal abound. The next part of their lives begins. Canon-based, Kei/Naru.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 99,120 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Keitaro U., Naru N. - Complete
A Disturbing Pattern by Sarah1281 reviews
Thinking about the Sannin, Naruto comes to an unsettling realization: two of them and their teacher were all killed by a student of theirs. Could the still-comatose Tsunade be next? Needless to say, he's not going to be taking any chances...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 79 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
ANBU duty by Writing bunny reviews
What assignments do the new ANBU recruits get?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Complete
Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex. Not Yaoi. Seriously, cut that out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,264 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Collection of Harmonious OneShots by Seel'vor reviews
My contribution to the "Rampant Plot Bunny" files... H/Hr, rating for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,272 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Inside The Grave by Discordia19 reviews
A One Shot look at what happened to Hidan after he was defeated. Rated M for language, because hey, it's Hidan. I own nothing. The first piece of Fan Fiction I ever wrote, thought it appropriate for my first upload. Be Kind, Rewin- Er, review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Hidan, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Ripples on the Pond by emblasochist reviews
A new take on the Burn Up Blade Arc. Tsuruko defeats Motoko in the Hinata Springs, and is forced to marry Keitaro. The duo over time develop a loving marriage, assuming they can work through the problems they are thrown.
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,193 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Motoko A., Keitaro U.
Crimson Night by RikodouSennin reviews
Dreams... they are well known, sometimes desired and sometimes not, but, in essence, they are harmless. With one exception. For Uzumaki Naruto, dreams shall make the dark night bleed into a crimson, and cry a rain of blood. -Features Realistic!Sandaime-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,580 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5487 - Favs: 7,604 - Follows: 2,914 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
KK1 Kid Keitaro by rincewind1990 reviews
Same guy, Same girls only difference is Keitaros 8! Follow his adventures as he comes to live with the Hinata Sou girls
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 86,626 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Keitaro U. - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,781 - Follows: 318 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Screw fate! by Writing bunny reviews
Sometimes it pays off to use your brain. Even though thinking hurts.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 2,144 - Follows: 1,350 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
For the Love of my Friends by Foxie-sama reviews
NaruHina For Naruto, time was always of the essence, especially when he knew everything that would come to pass and only had a certain amount of time to change it all. WILL NOT BE CONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 522,144 - Reviews: 5565 - Favs: 4,122 - Follows: 2,868 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Satsujinki Cooking Diaries by Alyeris reviews
Life was going great for Shiki until the fateful day that he decided to help Kohaku in the kitchens. Can our poor bespectacled hero now survive the events he has set in motion?
Tsukihime - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,509 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 11/23/2008
Impregnation by RikodouSennin reviews
Sometimes ‘Kunai’ are forced into places they can’t go. Sometimes their ‘shrapnel’ hits the ‘target’, sometimes not. When they do hit the target… Well, it causes something which has got Naruto very worried… Rated for implications!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hi no Ishi by RikodouSennin reviews
They say they have the Will of Fire, they say that it runs through them, but they are wrong. The true Hi no Ishi lies wilted, waiting for someone to rekindle its flame and show the world the true meaning of 'will of fire'...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Obsession by RikodouSennin reviews
Contains spoilers to Chapter 482 of Naruto Manga! Sakura just can't ****ing make up her mind! Sasuke wants to obliterate Konoha, Naruto wants to be Hokage, Madara wants the moon 'inside' him... but Sakura? She is ****ed up, totally!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Please Don't Eat Me! by Sarah1281 reviews
On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Squib by dhulli reviews
AU!Harry's brother John is the BWL, but in a desperate attempt to save John's magic, they undergo a magical transfer and Harry is left practically a squib. And what will happen when Harry as a squib is accepted at Hogwarts? HARRY!DARK!POWERFUL! NO SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,267 - Reviews: 2530 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 2,794 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Harry P.
Just Where Do You Think You’re Going? by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto dragged him back to Konoha, Sasuke settled down with Sakura and had a kid. Tragically, he must have vengeance on Itachi and so eventually leaves again. Or tries to. His wife is NOT happy to be left behind again...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Unforeseen Consequences by Agent-G reviews
Ino tries to pull a prank on Naruto that backfires in the worse way as she is trapped in his mind. After she never sees Naruto the same way again. Taken over from Gaming Ikari but with new chapters later on. Naruto/Ino/Sakura, Tsunade/Jiraiya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,718 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Tobi Calls Australia! by Sarah1281 reviews
Mary Sue is very excited when she accidentally calls half of the Akatsuki to our world...until they kill her and decide to take over the world. How do they fare and what's happening back in the Narutoverse as a result?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Setting An Example by Sarah1281 reviews
A week after Tsunade starts at the Acadmey, she and Tobirama have a discussion that convinces her that being Hokage is a terrible idea and she should be a Shinobi instead of a Kunoichi. But hey, at least she doesn't think the Uchiha are evil.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Tobirama S., Tsunade S. - Complete
The Incarnation of Fire by Persnikitty reviews
One of Kyuubi’s many titles was the Incarnation of Fire, but this was far more than just a title, it was also a job description. When Kyuubi goes missing, Naruto is called upon to pick up the mantle, whether he wants to or not. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,038 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 1,140 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Always the Last to Know by Sarah1281 reviews
While having lunch together one day, Iruka and Kakashi realize that everyone in Konoha thinks they are together. Bewildered, they attempt to track the source of these rumors as they barely even know each other. Surprisingly, not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Well, He IS Really Old by Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke and Karin sneak into Konoha with plans to dispose of Danzo once and for all...only to discover he's apparently died of old age. While they try to figure out what to do next, Sai and Naruto show up and suspect foul play...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Things Shinigami are not allowed to do by WarmasterCain55 reviews
Every few generations, the Shinigami start a slightly serious, slightly humourous list of 'Things Shinigami are not Allowed to do'. It is the only written evidence that Captain-General Yamamoto has any trace of a sense of humour.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,509 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 3/3/2008
The Mystery of the Heart Attack by LightningHunter reviews
A terrifying incident ends up with Naruto in the hospital, and foul play is suspected- alright, it's just another comedy story. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 2,615 - Follows: 1,822 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 8,180 - Follows: 3,731 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Quo Vadis? by Ruskbyte reviews
It is the greatest threat the world of magic has ever faced. It cannot be reasoned with. It cannot be bargained with. It cannot be hexed. It cannot be cursed. It cannot be stopped. It cannot be killed. And only Lord Voldemort stands in its way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 147 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
Feeling Underappreciated? Join the Akatsuki! by Sarah1281 reviews
Sakura and Ino are convinced their teammates think that they're weak. Upon failing to find support from their fellow Kunoichi, they decide that they have no choice but to leave Konoha and join the Akatsuki. Sadly, things do not go quite as planned...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9500 - Favs: 10,618 - Follows: 4,556 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Ultimate Hokage: Master of Magnetism by M2J MandalorianJedi reviews
Equality, tolerance, acceptance... Concepts taught, yet not practiced in Konohagakure no Sato. But one boy has made it his mission, his goal, his dream to change that. He is Uzumaki Naruto, Master of Magnetism, and he will become... the Ultimate Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,893 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Naruto U.
Group of Weirdos: Ocarina of Time by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs reviews
We're all used to the parodies where Link's a brain dead oaf who screws everything up. But now, the bosses our protagonist defeats join his cause and assist with the reclamation of Hyrule, trying their hardest to stop the 'hero' from ruining everything.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 42 - Words: 94,972 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Link, Navi - Complete
Altered Preliminaries by Chengar Qordath reviews
Two-shot. A twist of fate leaves Naruto facing a different opponent in the preliminary round Chunin Exams, with results that he never could have anticipated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,230 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
It's Simple by MegaB reviews
The things the ANBU have to go through while serving their faithful Hokage, But if the Hokage real such a great person? Fourth Hokage Fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,808 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Minato N. - Complete
Bondage Style! by Chilord reviews
A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Are You Sure it Doesn’t Say Arashi? by Sarah1281 reviews
The morning after Minato signs with the toads, Minato and Jiraiya try to work out just what Minato signed on the scroll. Minato insists he signed his own name but Jiraiya claims it says 'Arashi'...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Minato N., Jiraiya - Complete
That's It? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 111 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
All Manner of Horror by Dirty Reid reviews
Within the Forbidden Scroll rests a terrible entity. What happens when Naruto unleashes it upon the world?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,022 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Naruto U.
Sunshine by Lucillia reviews
Drabble. Madara and a Hyuuga witness Hashirama trying out a jutsu on a scroll he'd "swiped" from his brother. The results of the jutsu were somewhat...interesting.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Three Can Keep a Secret by daniel-gudman reviews
Harry Potter. Antonin Dolohov. And a Secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Harry P., Antonin D. - Complete
Darkened Paths by Paladeus reviews
Harry watched Sirius fall through the veil, learns of Dumbledore's manipulations and decides he's had enough. At Sirius' will reading, he finds his godfather has one last master prank to play. Light goals, time training!Gray!Powerful!H/Hr/L, Nev/S J/L
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 148,974 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 2,310 - Follows: 2,788 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Lysandra B.
Gaara the Messiah by Sarah1281 reviews
“Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.” Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 79 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Needless Gender Confusion by Sarah1281 reviews
In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 82 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Well, He’s Got to Start Asking Questions Sometime by Sarah1281 reviews
During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 87 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
30 Minutes That Changed Everything by Radaslab reviews
AU. Year 2148: Gobal Population: 1. He made a mistake 150 years ago or so and now the human race no longer exists. For a century or so, he has sought a way to fix it all. Can he, or is the end of the world inevitable?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 352,127 - Reviews: 3042 - Favs: 3,079 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Talked Into Self Sacrifice by Sarah1281 reviews
Hyuuga Hizashi was just minding his own business when he was accosted by a Hyuuga elder with a mad plan to save Hiashi from his own mistake: talking his twin into agreeing to a trade.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Hizashi H., Hiashi H. - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 141 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Bunny! by silvablaze reviews
Fic about the kyuubi trying to influence a cute wide-eyed five year old Naruto... who thinks he's a giant rabbit...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,622 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Way of Life, in a Way by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs reviews
Read newest chapter for update, courtesy of Vegeta, Goku, and others. "The Way of the Warriors" will be up soon! This is random adventures of the DBZ characters. Every chapter is a different story, enjoy their random awesomeness!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 49,702 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Complete
Could Have Been Worse by Sarah1281 reviews
After listening to his team complaining AGAIN just because he showed up nine hours late, Kakashi decides he has the worst team ever and wonders what it would be like if he'd gotten a different team...on second thought, maybe Team 7's not so bad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 74 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Love Hina The Once and Future Manager by SlippyTheWeasel reviews
Keitaro gets voted out as manager. Only after he's gone do they realize what they've lost, and what he went through. Now, the Hinata Manager Recovery Team must retrieve their manager. But, will he WANT to come back? Can they convince him?
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,915 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Keitaro U.
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
The Power of Fanaticism versus the Power of Youth by Sarah1281 reviews
Since Danzo's trial-run as Hokage doesn't really 'work out', it's time to select a new candidate. As the Daimyo is clearly susceptible to loud people, Shikaku only has one choice to prevent Danzo from picking one of his puppets: Maito Gai for Rokudaime.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Madara’s Dramatic Exit by Sarah1281 reviews
Hashirama and Tobirama were only trying to assure Madara that winning the Hokage battle didn't mean they were planning on destroying the Uchiha, but they end up accidentally inspiring Danzo and feeding Madara's paranoia until he gets fired as clan head…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Naruto no Kitsunegan: Legend of the 4th Doujutsu by Jordan Lives reviews
AU What if the Sandaime had died sealing the Kyuubi instead of the Yondaime. What if Naruto gained possession of a Legendary Doujutsu? What if Naruto grew up with a supporting family. Would his life and powers really be that much different?Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,260 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Lee's Inexplicable Crush by Sarah1281 reviews
After the Chuunin Exam preliminaries, Neji and Tenten sit down and try and figure out why in the world Lee likes Sakura so much when they have almost nothing in common and practically no shared values. It...doesn't go very well.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Gai's Very Own Eternal Rival by Sarah1281 reviews
After three years of brooding on his public humiliation, Kisame finally faces Gai again only to realize he has no idea who he is. Well that won't do! The epic battle over Gaara can wait. Let Operation: Remember Me! begin...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Kisame H., Gai M. - Complete
Choosing Chuunins by Sarah1281 reviews
After the invasion, it is left to the Council to decide the results of the Exam. They refuse to promote an invader out of principle but they’d like to promote SOMEONE. And they need a new Hokage. And Itachi will probably be back. And Danzo keeps applying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Yay We Passed by Sarah1281 reviews
After passing Kakashi's bell test, Naruto asks Sasuke why's he's not more excited. The Uchiha reveals that it was inevitable that they would, not only because he's amazing, but because of politics. His team doesn't understand, so he's forced to elaborate.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Birth of a Rivalry by Sarah1281 reviews
Though it pains Sakura greatly, she knows that it’s for the best that she and her best friend become bitter rivals…over a boy who cannot stand either of them. Ino, naturally, is confused and tries to change Sakura’s mind. Inevitably, they get sidetracked.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Leaf Village? Seriously? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara, Izuna, Hashirama, and Tobirama meet to name the village and finalize the constitution. It quickly dissolves into an epic shogi match with Tobirama inadvertantly convincing his students that the Uchiha are evil. It's all harmless, though...right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
The Real Heir of Slytherin by Lucillia reviews
Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
What Were You Doing? by Sarah1281 reviews
Left to their own devices, Smith and Morpheus bicker about the definition of 'mammals' and 'viruses', Cypher's motivation, how efficient Agents are, and whether or not the machines have an obligation to take care of the environment, among other things.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Morpheus, Smith, A. - Complete
The Nine Eternal Colours by QuoteMyFoot reviews
The demons are eternal and they are everywhere. Being trapped inside a human does not change much. Gold, White, Blue, Brown, Silver, Clarity, Yellow, Purple, Red... life's endless colour wheel. Oneshot; not quite AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
An Answer at Last by Sarah1281 reviews
When Kiba finds out that Naruto STILL hasn’t responded to Hinata’s love confession, he drags her off to confront Naruto, who’s talking with Sakura, who’s convinced he loves HER. Or does he love Sasuke? The time has come to sort this out. Not Kiba/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 166 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I can’t believe I’m fired! Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
After Thirteen is fired again, she runs into Chase and forces him to listen to her most recent tale of woe. Not to worry, he assures her. If she just ignores the fact she doesn't work there and keeps hanging around, she'll have her job back in no time...
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/29/2009 - R. Chase, Thirteen/R. Hadley - Complete
Getting Revenge Without Being a Total Prick by Sarah1281 reviews
After beating Orochimaru, Sasuke hears of Shikamaru's success in getting revenge on Hidan in about a week and decides that since he's made little progress on that himself in the last eight years, he should seek him out and ask for some friendly advice...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
There’s Faith and then There’s THAT by Sarah1281 reviews
In which Jiraiya and the Council team up to try and convince the Sandaime that revealing Naruto's Jinchuuriki status to everyone in Konoha is not exactly the best plan and Sarutobi professes his great faith in the people of Konoha constantly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Jiraiya, Hiruzen S. - Complete
You’re Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while deliving his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 106 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Let's Kill Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
As per Shikamaru's request, Sakura and Naruto have a chat about whether or not it would be for the best to just kill Sasuke and get it over with or let him continue to be an idiot and possibly start a war. Spoilers for recent Manga chapters.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Choosing the Fourth by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 107 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Keep Your Eye on the Council by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto brings Sasuke back at the Valley of the End, the ever-nefarious Council decides to banish Naruto and make Sauske the Rokudaime. Their plan works perfectly...until Naruto doesn't care, Sasuke runs away again, and Tsunade shows up.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 97 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
101 Ways to Kill Ron Weasley by The Santi reviews
What word would you use to describe Ron Weasley? Scholar? Gentleman? Friend? Yeah, I didn't think so.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Ron W.
The Genius Losers of Konoha by Stigma reviews
He's an untalented hyperactive boy and she's a timid, broken girl... or at least that's what they've led everyone to believe. But there are other secrets far deadlier than their own lurking beneath Konoha's streets. Strong Naruto, Strong Hinata- NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 256,741 - Reviews: 1723 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Six Stones by Dean Sullivan reviews
Seta stumbles across a ruin said to hold a legend that could grant any wish. Now the Hinata group is out to see if they can fulful the legend and have their desires become reality. PLEASE REVIEW and help me out :P
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,623 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009
Naptime by Lucillia reviews
After kidnapping Gohan and putting in him in his pod - and before Goku arrives - Raditz tries to get him to stop crying.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Raditz, Gohan - Complete
Keitaro: The Hater Of Women by Necromonger reviews
Events that occurred in Keitaro's life have lead him to despise women. How will he react when he is assigned manager at Hinata Sou, an all girls dormitory? Please give me one week to send outlines to those who requested
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 170,308 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2005
A Touch of Someone New by Aria Veritro reviews
While vacationing in Tokyo away from the girls, Keitaro received a kiss from a stranger. Not OC! Will contain Naru and Motoko-bashing later.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009
Stained Scarecrow by knuckz reviews
By the will and command of the Sandaime Hokage, you, Hatake Kakashi, are hereby ordered to assassinate one Uzumaki Kushina. One shot. Manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Hot Man Love at the End of this Fanfic by Planet Cool reviews
One-shot. Robin has just realized he's stuck in another yaoi fanfic, and he's doing everything he can to keep himself from getting to the end of the fanfic. Meanwhile, Starfire comes up with a plan to help Robin escape his fate. Please read and review!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,902 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Complete
Itachi's Anger Management by JackOfBladesX reviews
Itachi has always been an angry person. After an odd meeting, him and three others go to a psychiatrist practice. Wait...who's Itachi's doctor? One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,772 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Ultimate! by Legendary Legacy reviews
Tsuruko's coming for a visit...and she's bringing her husband. Ever wonder where Motoko picked up the misconception that all men were perverts? Rest assured, Hinata Sou will never be the same again after tonight. Crossover with?
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,421 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009
Requiem by Spontaneite reviews
What would happen if Kakashi were killed early in the Wave saga? This is a story of Team 7's struggle to survive, and the boy who must grow strong to save them. Team 7-centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,887 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Naruto U.
Black Moon and Silence by Quontir reviews
Continuing from where the Black Moon contract left off. Sailor Angerona and team Nemesis must find a balance between the Death Busters and the Sailor Senshi. In addition they have befriended Hotaru Tomoe, but what about Mistress 9? COMPLETE
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,079 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Nabiki - Complete
Escape Artist by Lucillia reviews
The name Harry was James' second choice. His first choice was the last name of another famous Harry. Sometimes it seems as if Harry Potter lives up to that name, even if he can't get himself out of a straightjacket without a wand.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Fighting Demon by Airheaded dude reviews
Keitaro had a different past, had a different view in his life and held many of those dear, but circumstances have swallowed him whole and his personality was forever changed, until it was sealed. Two years later... It all returns to him.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,000 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Keitaro U.
Divination is a Wooly Subject by KafkaExMachina reviews
A different outcome to Harry's discussion with Albus at the end of OotP. Not Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 102 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Nice Try, Potter by Sarah1281 reviews
James can't believe his luck when he finds a series of books all about their future son and can't wait to show Lily so she'll go out with him. What he didn't count on would be how hard it would be to convince her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 67 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Day Jar Voo! by RobDaZombie reviews
Keitaro is having the day of his life... over and over again...
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,903 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009
The Continuation of My Dream by crimson-rkngel.com reviews
One day Keitaro suddenly starts to act differently, becoming a complete stranger to the Hinata Girls. They follow him around and catch a glimpse of the past that still haunts him. Will the Girls lose Keitaro to his past now that it's caught up with him?
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,740 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Keitaro U.
Ultimate Kekkei Genkai: The Jagan by M2J MandalorianJedi reviews
During the fight with Haku, Sasuke wasn't the only one to awaken a Bloodline Limit. How will this affect the Narutoverse? Pairings undecided.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,057 - Reviews: 1552 - Favs: 2,443 - Follows: 2,323 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
Kira and the King of Pop by Quiet reviews
It's a normal day at headquarters, and L is bored. However, when the task force learns that Michael Jackson has been killed by Kira, L has an interesting opinion on the matter and discovers a new reason to hate the supernatural serial killer.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2009 - L - Complete
Harry Potter and the Muggle Mess by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Albus Dumbledore attempts to drop Harry Potter off with the Dursley family when things go terribly wrong. The whole universe shifts because of one man's action.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 393 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Amelia B., Sirius B. - Complete
love hina:american psycho by Never giveguns 2 chimps reviews
an old friend of Kritaro comes to visit,i know very overused plot,but this O.C. is different trust me, not one of those dumb preety boys that are perfect and stuff. rating may change for language. mentions of MMA so and vilolence in later chapters. review
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Keitaro U.
Attack of the little people by silvablaze reviews
CRACKFIC: Konoha men are attacked by little people which you probably figured out from the title ...but there's more...dum dum duuummm...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Littlest Sannin II: Sound in Autumn by EroSlackerMicha reviews
The Continuing story of Naruto the adopted child of the legendary three. Naruto/mini Harem. Natas's plans continue and all of the elemental lands are in danger.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,176 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Tardy Adventures of Hatake Kakashi by knuckz reviews
Nobody ever believed Kakashi's excuses for being late. But what if they were true? Suggestions or even chapters welcome!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Kakashi H.
Fox Eyes by Shigur3 reviews
Mitsune Konno, saved during childhood by an unknown boy. After meeting again, how will she react?
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,838 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Mitsune K., Keitaro U.
Always One Step Ahead by Gaming Ikari reviews
Sasuke returns to Konoha to destroy it once and for all. Pushed to the brink by Naruto's newfound prowess, how will the Uchiha fare?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto Shiro! by Mutant Headcrab reviews
Team 7 is deployed on a top-secret mission! Danger and peril await our rookie heroes! Will they have the strength, fortitude, and sheer manliness to overcome this terrible challenge? And where in the blue blazes is Kakashi when you need him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Complete
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 2,879 - Follows: 533 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Kill the Demon by knuckz reviews
The villagers said to kill the demon. Naruto said to let them try. Mock-fic of the much overused kill-the-demon theme. One-shot only.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Taken by Kildred reviews
Keitaro has everything taken from him.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Keitaro U. - Complete
Good Things Come to Those Who Wait by UnderAGlassMoon reviews
Keitaro tries his third attempt at the Tokyo University entrance exam feeling resigned to failure. However, when things were beginning to go his way, they fall apart completely for somebody else...
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,095 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009
Love Hina The Forgotten Ronin by SlippyTheWeasel reviews
Keitaro never forgets, but the girls always do. Will they learn what they are doing to Keitaro before he gives up on them?
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,289 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Keitaro U.
The Roaring Snake by maidros78 reviews
AU to PS. Starts with Harry's visit to Diagon Alley. Follows the general outline of PS, but diverges from canon. HarryMillicent. proactive Minerva intelligent, observant and socially active Harry manipulation attempts by Dumbledore, Lucius, Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 139,938 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Harry P., Millicent B. - Complete
The Quiet Man by Soth11 reviews
AU. This is the story of Keitaro Urashima. After his release from a detention facility, where he has spent the last several years for manslaughter.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,364 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Keitaro U.
An Unforeseen Conseqeuence by Gaming Ikari reviews
Ino decides to play a prank on Naruto in retaliation for a few misspoken words, which ends in the girl discovering a side of of the young man she never knew existed. WAFFish. Taken over by Agent-G.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,703 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Love Hina Ronin Rescue by SlippyTheWeasel reviews
The police find out what's going on at Hinata-sou. The police officer is female, AND a childhood friend of Keitaro! What if the girls were kicked out and a restraining order slapped on them? Chapter 14 added 12 May 09
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,638 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Keitaro U.
Zoro's Not Gay! by Lanky Nathan reviews
Short story. Warning - Language, sexual refrences. If this doesn't worry you please continue! NOT YAOI! DX
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
A Few Angry Words by lord of the land of fire reviews
A few angry words from Neji lead to a great many changes: “Hiashi-sama,” Naruto bowed once more. “I ask you to make a bargain with me.” To be with the girl he loves he makes a bet. The stakes? Only his future and his dream. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,186 - Reviews: 5779 - Favs: 3,235 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Of Foxes and Fireworks by Jetslinger reviews
Lost in enemy territory and their chakra sealed by a mysterious jutsu, they have no one to rely on but each other. Naruto x Hanabi. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,500 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Hanabi H., Naruto U.
Love Hina: Two Managers are Better than One by Napster reviews
Help arrives for Keitaro just as he becomes the new landlord of Hinata-sou, and through an unlikely reccomendation, this said person becomes the reluctant assistant manager of Hinatasou. How will he cope with the dorm's tenants?
Love Hina - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,638 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009
Serpentine Echoes in Vulpine eyes by EliadS reviews
Response to a challenge by LD1449. We all know there are echoes of Jiraiya in Kushina in Uzumaki Naruto. But are there perhaps inklings of similarity to a far less savory, sinister part of the Narutoverse Orochimaru ? Read, Review, Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
Edward Vs Edward by Dearheart reviews
Once upon a blank piece of paper, two very different characters from two very different fandoms happened to bump into each other. One was an alchemist with height issues. The other was a vampire with no fangs. Chaos and comical verbal attacks ensued.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Edward E., Edward - Complete
Reunion by hawker-748 reviews
Is parting always a sweet sorrow...?
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,647 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Complete
Leaving Hinata by Tezza1502 reviews
Welcome to the dark side of Love Hina. We have cookies!
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,080 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Keitaro U.
The Unforgiving by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,968 - Follows: 425 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
no more love by themetalbeamkatana1.0 reviews
a love hina x no more heroes crossover! Nobody's heard of the game, but if you find it, try it out! What happens when keitaro meets the number 1 assassin of the UAA? A bit AU, so just be warned! Rating may go up later
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Keitaro U.
Kinky Handcuffs by Quiet reviews
Light sends an email to a mysterious person about the demanding taskmaster who keeps him tied up and sleepless. L thinks the wording is awkward, Light remains oblivious, and the mysterious person is frantic. Dialogue Project! Innuendo to the extreme!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/16/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
love hina: deadpool chronicles by punkkid2332 reviews
has returned! total revamp, effort has been made now. keitaro meets deadpool and gets into trouble. go ahead and read it, not like your gonna review the damn thing.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,315 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 5/26/2007
Guess What We Wished For by Lucillia reviews
Goten and Trunks wish someone back from the dead, and decide to use him in a prank during Goku's birthday party. Said person learns the hard way why no-one ever touches Goku's Chi-Chi, ever.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Goten - Complete
Repercussions by Nodoka Miyazawa reviews
Time passes, but some things don't change. What happens when the repercussions of actions come to light?
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 186,829 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Keitaro U., Mutsumi O. - Complete
A Rather Bad Day by KafkaExMachina reviews
Another slightly different take on the First Task. Lets just say a prank got a bit out-of-hand. A rather... large prank.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 94 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Inverted by megamatt09 reviews
AU. When Unspeakables Harry and Ginny Potter stumble upon a mysterious antique device, they are transported to an alternate world very different from their own.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 83,777 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Hell Bound Harry by HermanTumbleweed reviews
One-Shot An unusual, darkish, Azkaban Harry story. Told entirely first person by Harry, as he answers questions to tell of how he came to be there, and who really killed Voldemort and Dumbledore. Not for everyone: Read notes at start.Rated M language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,619 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Our Turn by HermanTumbleweed reviews
A fluffy little romance, with an edge, that has some twists and turns. Unashamedly Harmony, with some Ron and Ginny bashing for spice. H/Hr Rated M for language and adult situations. One-Shot - Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,528 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 102 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Illegitimate Love by Jetslinger reviews
One night of passion can lead to a lifetime of happiness. At least, that's how it is in movies. NarutoxTenten. M for sex and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 85,055 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
The Lust of Harry Potter by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-Shot - The curse scar connection flows both ways. What impact could it have on Voldemort? A silly little story from a plot bunny for my daughter. Or it could be a warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 83 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Voldemort, Lucius M. - Complete
Dark Lord Potter Part 1 by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter has never known love or even kindness until he is rescued from his relatives by a pair of witches. How will the most talented wizard of his generation respond to those who have mistreated him? AU! Young!Tonks. Early chapters are being edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 273,098 - Reviews: 2362 - Favs: 2,948 - Follows: 1,980 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
What Could Possibly Go Wrong? by Legendary Legacy reviews
Sequel to 'What's the Worst That Could Happen'. Naruto and Kyubi are in a hopeless situation with absolutely no logical way of getting out of it. But hey, since when has a little thing like logic ever stood in the way of a good fanfic plot? Mockfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,967 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Laying the Smakethdown: Uzumaki Style by Vesvius reviews
A gift from the Sandaime leads to Naruto defeating his enemies in ways previously thought impossible! Wrester!Naruto. WARNING: Check Sanity at the Door.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,826 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Naruto U.
Time and Again by KyLewin reviews
Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 456,787 - Reviews: 4808 - Favs: 4,082 - Follows: 2,243 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Cycle of Heartbreak by lackofname reviews
Again. And again. And again... Majora's Mask, Link-centric; no pairing
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Link - Complete
A Meeting Between Heaven and Earth by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Pein's brutal razing of Konoha tests Naruto's mettle in ways he never expected or wanted. As a jinchuuriki, genin, summoner, sage, and aspiring Hokage, this is what is means to be Uzumaki Naruto with his village on the brink of annihilation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,071 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 150 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 250 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Aspirations by megamatt09 reviews
AU. Harry is shunned not only Ron, but Hermione as well after the Goblet of Fire incident. Ginny befriends Harry and history changes. Future Dark!Harry Dark!Ginny pairing, extended summary inside. Note from 2012: I'm not a huge fan of this story now, but leaving it up for historical purposes for those who do enjoy it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 371,805 - Reviews: 3162 - Favs: 3,892 - Follows: 1,589 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
An Automail Pinky by Sarah1281 reviews
While stuck on the other side of the Gate, Ed encounters a Mary Sue attempting to do Kitten Transmutation and must stay strong while his brother and the Gate Guardian fall prey to Mary Sue's dubious charms all while trying to return to Amestris.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
The Substitute Omakes, Epilogues, and Alt Endings by BajaB reviews
Bits that didn't make it into the final version of my story, The Substitute. Mostly alternate endings. You have to read The Substitute for any of this to make sense.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,757 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
Loop by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
My name is Naruto and I'm cursed. I'm trapped in a loop of time, reliving the final fourteen years of my life for the third time. Only this time things will be different, because this time I have a plan to escape. Rated T for language & so on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,424 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Naruto U.
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 2,752 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Coping Mechanisms by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
The difference between breaking down and having been broken beyond all repair is all in how you tilt your head and look at it. It's time to take a good long look at the truth that lies at the heart of Uzumaki Naruto. Mature themes. Naruto/Naruko, maybe?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,238 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 180 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Naruto U., Naruko U. - Complete
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 3,610 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Where Does It Keep Its Brain? by Sarah1281 reviews
What if, instead of going back for Ginny's diary, Arthur decided to owl it to her? What if he discovered it wrote back? What if he took this knowledge to Moody and Dumbledore? The Chamber of Secrets has NOT been opened. Enemies of the heir, rejoice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 74 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Arthur W. - Complete
Farore's Love by Wavebreeze reviews
When curiosity gets the better of Farore, she can't help but break the rules and leave the sacred realm and go to Hyrule. She soon discovers that she is in love with a human and that the consequences may be too much.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,798 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Farore, Din - Complete
Memories by Stigma reviews
Naruto remembers the best times of his life... and how there will be no more good memories from now on. NaruHina. Chapter 429 spoiler.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 146 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Substitute by BajaB reviews
The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,945 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Dimension Hina by Fox Vamp reviews
UM novo rumo na historia de Love Hina. Depois de terminar as bolsa de estudo Keitarô finalmente consegue freguentar a Toudai... novos personagens, aventuras novas, paixões verdadeiras, refrecções, dimenções, lutas, comedia... e muito mais do fic CAP 21
Love Hina - Rated: M - Portuguese - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 112,252 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Keitaro U.
Not Only No, But by HermanTumbleweed reviews
Complete! One-Shot! When Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, he decides that enough is enough. The headmaster does not see the humor in the situation and tries to force Harry to join in the "fun", so to speak. Rated for Language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,260 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 216 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
And So, I Wait by Gaming Ikari reviews
Tayuya survives her encounter with Shikamaru and Temari and discovers just what possessing a Will of Fire means. Rated for language... but you should know that. It's Tayuya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,264 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
No Thank You by Sarah1281 reviews
What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 190 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The I I, I I Harry Potter DoOver by HermanTumbleweed reviews
Two weeks after second year Harry wakes up with memories of being much older. He knows what will happen and vows to stop it, to stop Voldemort before he even comes back. But can he get out from under the Dursleys and the MOB? H/HR language and violence AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 53,084 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Day The Story Got Away From Me by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
I was trying to be serious, honestly I was, but the old man got mouthy and Rangiku attacked and I can't see this one coming back to the realms of sanity anytime soon. Rated T for rotten language, adult situations, bad jokes, poor hygiene, whatever. Sigh
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,320 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Ichigo K.
Teachers' Pet by HermanTumbleweed reviews
Ficlet set in a nebulous time frame to satisfy all the prudes and pervs out there. Strong sexual overtones and innuendo drive this tale of how to cheer up a very unhappy Harry. Harry/multi Just so you know, the apostrophe in the title is correctly placed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hoist the Colors by Sorakage Sama reviews
A tribute to the Going Merry set to hoist the colors from POTC At worlds end. A ship that carried her crew for 430 chapters.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Luffy - Complete
Tipsy Time Travel Tale by Yunaine reviews
Harry gets dragged back in time to change the future. He has no intention of taking anything lying down again and decides to have some fun. - Set during all Hogwarts school years; Harry/Luna; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,217 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 2,185 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Taking Control by fake a smile reviews
It's the summer before Harry's 6th year, and Harry is wracked with grief. But what happens when Harry makes a vow to himself to take control of his life? Harry's life takes a sharp turn when he gets an unexpected visitor one night. HPGW Independent!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 523,307 - Reviews: 2741 - Favs: 4,729 - Follows: 2,560 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Littlest Sannin by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Raised by the legendary Sannin, what will Naruto be like? Tsunade a mother figure, Orochimaru adn Jiraiya father material? Anko and Shizune as sister and aunt? Pairings uncertain till later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,179 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Perilous Prophecies by Yunaine reviews
Hermione Granger gets informed about a new prophecy. After careful deliberation with the other races they decide that the prophecy won’t happen yet. They were wrong. - Set after Hogwarts school years; AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,151 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Black Vengeance by maidros78 reviews
After Sirius' death, Harry has problems trusting people, especially Dumbledore. When some Death Eaters trying to evade Voldemort make contact, he learns curious truths. Can he uncover why he was given to Dursleys? after OotP, AU, manipulative Dumbledore
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,224 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Simple Storm by Nodoka Miyazawa reviews
It's said to be hardest for the one left behind.....Souske/Kaname Oneshot?
Full Metal Panic - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
Last Day by BajaB reviews
The very last day of the Second War did not happen when most thought it did; it happened much, much later. AU after Half Blood Prince. Slightly dark story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Fresh Beginnings by ToxicManipulator reviews
New Chapter out. Nr.3/ Alias: Kitsune. Description:S-rank shinobi of the hidden leaf. Perfect tool of Konoha... or is he? Humorous fic about Naruto finding himself and his emotions again. I've always wanted to base Naruto somewhat off Itachi and Sai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,655 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Naruto U.
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 3,254 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The End of a Five Year Dream by Pata Hikari reviews
When I woke up, my world had changed.
Tsukihime - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,077 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 2,931 - Follows: 666 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Love Hina: A Change of Pace by Mr. Lee reviews
How would the Hina girls react around a landlord who was no weak pushover? An alternate version of the Love Hina manga, with a stronger Keitaro. Pairing to be determined. Rated T for fluffiness, some action, and various changes from the manga.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,837 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Keitaro U.
How to Say Open by Lucillia reviews
During Fifth year, Harry finds Ron trying to open the Chamber of Secrets. This is a more plausible explanation as to how Ron was able to open the Chamber at the end of Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 217 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
A Cat is Fine Too by drakensis reviews
In the aftermath of the Aizen Debacle, Captain Soi Fon is ordered to root out the remaining traitors in the Gotei-13.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/4/2008 - G.S. Yamamoto, Suì-Fēng - Complete
Changes Over Time by redwall64 reviews
DISCONTINUED. : What is Naruto doing with the Akatsuki and Orochimaru ? Why the hell did Sasuke return, anyway? Sakura and friends want Naruto back. Is it a 'Get him back' thing all over again? SUB-Dark fic.. Review for update.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,557 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Naruto U.
Mistaken Identity by BajaB reviews
Auror Ron misjudges a situation - badly. M Rating for implied sexual situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 2,099 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 4,290 - Follows: 768 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter, the ArchMagus by the DragonBard reviews
AU. After an incident with Dudley and his gang, Harry discovers his magical abilities. However, there is no one to teach him how to wield his magic. So, with only fantasy books to guide him, Harry must forge himself into the wizard he is meant to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,443 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 2,924 - Follows: 3,565 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Harry P.
Burning Deadfall by Samurai101 reviews
AU::COMPLETE::The Kyuubi has control of Naruto's body, and Konoha is suffering. Iruka has two choices, and he's about to crash and burn.::T for violence and character death::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,956 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto, the Spanking Nin by MogtheGnome reviews
Originally a oneshot, it's finally been finished, and thus given its own story. Basically... What would happen if not only the preliminary match's were rigged differently, but also if Sakura felt the need to get back at Ino?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,314 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 370 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Thirst by Knightwolf reviews
In the aftermath of her battle with the vampire Tataku, Motoko comes to terms with the fact she has been infected with vampirism. Now she strives to find a cure before she completely loses herself, if there is one.
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,428 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Motoko A., Keitaro U. - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 149 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
The Will of Destiny by Gaming Ikari reviews
Neji's reflections on Destiny, and how his view of it was radically altered.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
Two Sides of the Same Coin by Ten Toes reviews
Petunia & Harry become a team, and Harry finds the wizarding world much earlier than anyone suspects. He hides his Slytherin self under the guise of a naive Gryffindor. He also hides the wizard friendships he made years before Hogwarts. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,091 - Reviews: 2155 - Favs: 3,628 - Follows: 4,418 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Harry P.
Tomato Soup by Case13 reviews
For shinobi, the difference between victory and defeat can stem from observing the smallest of details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 83 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Overlord by Chibi-Reaper reviews
A little experiment... A Naruto, Disgaea crossover where Laharl claims Naruto as his successor. Check it out, leave a review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,445 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 3/17/2007
Nine Kinds of Hell by The Oni reviews
The Kyuubi attacked Konoha for many reasons. Unfortunately for her, Hinata is going to discover each and every one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,539 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Father Figure by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
Zaraki has fallen and lies near death in the fourth squard infirmary. A devastated Yachiru is unable to leave his side until the Seireitei's other resident father steps in... Why Mayuri, what a kind and pleasant person you are...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Yachiru K., Mayuri K. - Complete
Not Noteworthy by BajaB reviews
Notes were handed out to students, warning them not to use magic over the holidays "I always hope they'll forget to give us these," said Fred Weasley sadly. After first year, Harry gets to do magic at home. Light and simple bit of cute fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,080 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 91 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Will He Be Happy? by KafkaExMachina reviews
During Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts Dumbledore asks Snape if Harry will be happy after Voldemort is dead. He doesn't like the answer. Snape decides to clean up the mess. DH except Epi.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,040 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Cost of Dreams by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
During their training trip together, Jiraiya takes upon himself to teach Uzumaki Naruto about all about women for his 15th birthday, whether he likes it or not. Slight x-over.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,676 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 111 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
Hidden Leaf's Living Weapon by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Oneshot. ROOT turns Naruto into a powerful weapon. Did no one ever explain the law of unintended consequences to them? Dark!Powerful!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 133 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Cruelty by droidgirl reviews
Aang's brand of mercy; Ozai, before and after the finale.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Azula - Complete
Magic is useless by BajaB reviews
Magic, decided Harry Potter, as he rubbed his sore behind, is quite useless. Post DH, but before the epilogue, one-shot, and meaningless. Just a bit of fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Last Phonecall by Lavanya Six reviews
Ryoji Kaji leaves the most important message of his life.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Kaji R. - Complete
The Fourth Dojutsu by HistorianoftheKais reviews
The Rinnegan, Byakugan, and the Sharingan are hailed as the three great Dojutsus in the land. What few people realize is that there is one other Dojutsu that equals them in power. It is time for the great bloodline of Whirlpool Country to reveal itself
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,474 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 2,045 - Follows: 1,436 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Rewritten by KafkaExMachina reviews
Severus Snape is given everything he ever wanted. Still, what kind of family produces a child like Petunia? Had Lily survived, who would she have turned out to be? Dark, not my usual story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Severus S. - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 456 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
The Prisoner by Yunaine reviews
Betrayed by his friends. Betrayed by his teachers. Betrayed by his headmaster. Locked away behind bars until they needed him again. - Dark!Fiction
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Ruthless Revenge by Yunaine reviews
Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 2,230 - Follows: 429 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Naruto, Master of Seals by DisobedienceWriter reviews
One Shot. Naruto takes the revelation of his demonic 'tenant' more seriously. Looking at the seal on his belly starts Naruto on a new path in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,214 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 214 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 216 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
Why the wait? by Sarah1281 reviews
In which Julia uses her question-and-answer time in the Ministry of Love to try and solve the mystery of why it took O'Brien seven years to finally getting around to arresting Winston.
1984 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
The Worst Timing by HermanTumbleweed reviews
One-shot. What if Harry Potter gave up on life just before receiving his Hogwarts Letter. What would happen to him and what would the repercussions be. Character DEATHS, Dark theme, language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,398 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Forest for the Trees by hawker-748 reviews
Life goes on after the Fifth Holy Grail War. Even if you're Shirou Emiya...
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,063 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Missing: Presumed Missing? by Seel'vor reviews
After the debacle at the DoM, Harry's friends turn on him. So he leaves. Now the world begins to realise they've driven away their savior. How will they get him back? Rated for language. Harry!Harem. Heavily Edited and NEW CONTENT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,291 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Curse of the Ovis by KafkaExMachina reviews
Crack!fic. Starts at the end of TriWizard Cup. Voldemort is defeated by a large flock of darkmagic eating carnivorous sheep. Harry is driven slightly bonkers. Unabashed unqualified HHr pairing. Rated M for dirty words and dirtier deeds. -DEAD-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,899 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry’s Twist by Ten Toes reviews
AU. Harry does some thinking after the DOM fiasco. An overheard conversation turns his world upside down and he decides to return the favor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,317 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 1,932 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Harry P.
Blind Dates by KafkaExMachina reviews
Not content with the damage done by breeding, Narcissa takes up the loathsome hobby of middle-aged mothers everywhere: Meddling. Severus-centric 'romantic' comedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Mother Moon by HistorianoftheKais reviews
Has anyone noticed how Naruto’s Sexy technique looks a bit like Usagi? What if there was a reason for that similarity? a Naruto Sailor Moon crossover Naruto Harem
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,121 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
That Darned Cat by Tezza1502 reviews
Just an odd little 'What If' that I've had floating around on my computer. The title explains the subject somewhat. Not to be taken seriously at all! Just sit back, and enjoy the sillyness...
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,490 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Keitaro U. - Complete
Only Bastards Rise by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 226 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Breaking Zelda's Curse by Seldavia reviews
For centuries the name Zelda has been cursed with loneliness, suffering, and tragedy. But I will not surrender to the Bearer of Power. I will not deny my bond with the Bearer of Courage. My name will not decide my fate.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,575 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Zelda, Link - Complete
Sailor Moon: D: The 'M' Version Chapters by Doctor-T reviews
After a horrific attack, Usagi is left powerless and traumatized. The sailor scouts are to be hunted to extinction by a new enemy - or is there more than one? These special 'M' rated chapters contain graphic adult situations for Mature readers only.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,057 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Shrouded Orange by Vesvius reviews
Naruto and Sasuke died in the Valley of the End. Almost as soon as death takes them, they're attacked by a giant monster with a hole in it. And who the hell's that kid with the white hair? NarutoBleach Xover. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,851 - Reviews: 1972 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 1,563 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Naruto U.
Night Shadows by Knightwolf reviews
Due to Motoko's actions, a rival family decides to make a move against the Aoyama. Now, her very life is in danger as an old enemy returns to eliminate Motoko.
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,370 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Motoko A., Keitaro U. - Complete
Why Time Travel is a Bad idea by BajaB reviews
Harry vs. Fate - The dreaded time-travel cliche as you have probably never seen it done before. Highly AU. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Not What You Expected? by Legendary Legacy reviews
You may never look at Harry/Tonks the same way again. Mockfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Practicality by Rosethorn reviews
Harry Dresden does not subscribe to the EPIC DRAMA school of wizarding. Crossover with Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Isn't it obvious? by Sarah1281 reviews
After another Chamber of Secrets incident, Myrtle takes it upon herself to explain to her Potions class exactly what has been attacking everybody. Unfortunately, it's Potions with Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Myrtle, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Temari's Journal by Gaming Ikari reviews
Temari muses over a journal entry after Orochimaru's failed attack on Konoha. No longer a oneshot, but still complete as is.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,870 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Temari, Naruto U. - Complete
Who's a Hero? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Harry sees a scene of unspeakable horror which inspires him to become the greatest hero the magical world has ever known.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 97 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Love Hina: Payback by Snafu the Great reviews
Inspired by the fics 'I Love You So Goodbye,' and 'Moon Over The Castle,' but with a twist. Keitaro does the opposite upon hearing about Naru being unfaithful. He gets even in a way no one in Hinata House is expecting from him. WARNING: Major Naru-bashing
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,236 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Icha Icha Infiltration by H.E. Gray reviews
AKA: The Iwa-Reports. There are some missions that just don't get mentioned. Slash, cross-dressing, crude humour, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 242 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Naruto U., Kotetsu H.
Iphis Promised by H.E. Gray reviews
So - what happens when you mix up the genders of random Konoha ninjas? An all-female Team Seven for one. And a /very/ grumpy Sakura...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 277 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Marauders’ Horcrux by The Santi reviews
On the eve of their graduation from Hogwarts, a drunk James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew took drastic steps to protect the tradition of pranking at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 98 - Published: 4/26/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
LightningHunter's Parody of Abused Naruto Fics by LightningHunter reviews
LightningHunter laughs at all authors who like to feature villagers beating the crap out of Naruto daily. A Naruto who isn't immune to getting drunk because of Kyuubi, isn't hated by the council,and definitely isn't turned on by an insane Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
Of War by H.E. Gray reviews
There were other people in the Iwa-Konoha war, and Yondaime was only a hero to some of them. Death, violence, bad language. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Minato N. - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,712 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Livewire by Case13 reviews
The difference between Love and True Love isn't much... except for that 'Even Unto Death' part. Naruto, caught between love, death and his team, can't decide which is the most vexing. Not yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,609 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Naruto U.
Full Circle by Case13 reviews
The past catches up to us all. Eventually. AU as of recent manga chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,145 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Minato N. - Complete
Fuinjutsu by Eleature reviews
A new seal made by Naruto malfunctions when it's challanged by Akatsuki's extraction ritual. Now Naruto has to deal with situations he'd never dreamed of before: a war, a demon attack, Orochimaru, spies and the paradox of his own existence. Timetravel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,367 - Reviews: 1825 - Favs: 3,525 - Follows: 3,498 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U., Torune
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 2,169 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The White Knight by Seel'vor reviews
ON HIATUS WHILE I REWRITE IT. The Second War ended when Voldemort was killed in 1998, right? Er... no. There are still battles to be fought, old enemies to kill, and a destiny to claim. Will be H/Hr, but only at the very end.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,874 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Harmonian Way of Life by Seel'vor reviews
Tilting the Potterverse onto the path it should have taken post-OotP. Some minor Ron!Bashing. H/Hr. Rating for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,782 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 105 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fruits of Love by hawker-748 reviews
While flying over Mahora early one morning, Setsuna Sakurazaki thinks about her teacher and her feelings for him. Negi/Setsuna
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
Ike's Odd Oneshots and Ideas by MogtheGnome reviews
Pretty much, these are all the smaller things I've written that don't quite merit their own story yet, but I still want to post. Mainly Naruto stuff, but a Bleach thing or two will be thrown in. Some humor, some introspective... Just stuff I write.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,065 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007
Harry Potter and the BoyWhoLived by Seel'vor reviews
On that fateful night, Halloween, 1981, Voldemort was defeated by the BWL, Andrew Potter. What happened to Harry? He became... something else. H/Hr/G. Rating for language and implied situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,012 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 3,089 - Follows: 576 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The End by HermanTumbleweed reviews
PARODY-Humor One Shot One humorous way in which we might have seen a much earlier end of the dastardly depraved dark dink. Rated for language & insanity causing decidedly depraved diabolical content. My sincere apologies if you suffer brain damage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,000 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Voldemort's Last Spell by Louis IX reviews
Voldemort intended to kill the whole Potter family, but something unexpected happened. Now, the Dark Lord must face the result of a severely twisted Prophecy as well as a very old... thing. What history can Harry have after this? What history can he make?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,198 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Harry P.
Inferno by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
All the captains of soul society have one thing in common. All have achieved Bankai. There has never been - and never will be - a captain of the Gotei 13 who has not achieved this level. For some of them it's just difficult to admit...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki - Complete
The Demise of Tom Riddle by HermanTumbleweed reviews
Complete One Shot AU DH spoilers. Just one way Riddle might have been gotten rid of a bit earlier than in the series. Takes place near end of DH. Somewhat super powered Harry. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Agent Double O Hex by KafkaExMachina reviews
A "tragic" accident leaves young Harry in the care of a relative that nobody knew existed. It seems Lily Evans had an Uncle named Edmund Bond who had a son he called James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,289 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 2,190 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hooligan by thablackkuririn reviews
Abused by the Dursleys and demonised by everyone in Little Whinging, Harry finally snaps. His retaliation lands him in St. Brutus' Secure Center for Incurably Criminal Boys. Four years later, a very different Harry is introduced to the wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,935 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Harry P.
Death of a Nobody by BajaB reviews
One person who died during the series can live, but one who lived must die. Veritaserum com February 2008 one-shot challenge Winner .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Dancing With Myself by Swordchucks reviews
Harry Potter has Issues. That goes without saying, of course, but when he finds himself in another world facing someone he has a lot in common with... maybe he will find a way to make peace with himself. HarryGirl!Harry with a few twists.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,264 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter Power Ranger? by Seel'vor reviews
I blame the reviewers for this one... Harry Potter\Power Rangers crossover. Damn you all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Hell on Earth by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
It has been a long time coming, but Uzumaki Naruto will finally get what he deserves. Crossover with Disgaea
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,182 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Naruto U.
The Imprint by MogtheGnome reviews
What would happen if Naruto was in the wrong place at the wrong time? What if Itachi decided that he needed another failsafe to measure his potential besides Sasuke? Maybe it wasn't his sharingan that made him so strong... What if it was just him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,096 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007
A Meeting of Chance by cyrusII reviews
A small look into the world of Naruto Uzumaki. Be careful though. Not everything is what it seems.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hooray for bad Intel by Hawk reviews
One of the worst things that can befall a ninja, is going on a mission based on faulty Intel. But for Naruto and his temporary team-mate, it might just turn out to be the best thing to ever happen to them! Completed! Rare pairing!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,903 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 367 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Naruto U., Hana I. - Complete
Two Sons Who Are Older Then You WTF! by LightningHunter reviews
I compared your medical results, and it seems you three are very, closely related. In fact, it would seem that Naruto travels into the past, where he sleeps with your mother on different occasions, and she gives birth to you two, Itachi, Sasuke."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 90 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Naruto U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Once A Year by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
On this one day a year the Seireitei calls out the mighty Zaraki for a task beyond all the other captains. It involves... soap...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/29/2008 - K. Zaraki, S. Komamura - Complete
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 352 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Take the Green and Go by Usagi-Hasano reviews
Ranma and Kim Possible crossover. A certain woman, due to her employer's ignorance, is tossed back in time and finds herself in china. Events lead to her drowning at Jusenkyou.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 136,358 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 5/4/2007
The Most Powerful of Magics by drakensis reviews
Sailor Moon used the Silver Imperium Crystal to defeat Beryl. Yep, no doubt. Unlocked the magic inside it? Not so much.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Luna - Complete
Testing Defenses by canoncansodoff reviews
Hermione Granger decides to test the effectiveness of the wards on Privet Drive by attempting an overnight visit. And then it's Luna's turn. Then Katie Bell's. Then Susan's.... PreHBP. Rating bumped from T to M to cover future updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,654 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Hermione the Harem Girl by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 2,495 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Rei:incarnated by dogbertcarroll reviews
What happens to the standard canon plotline when the main characters are reincarnated souls from another anime?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Shinji I.
Character Explorations Part Two: The Unclean by Vesvius reviews
A one-shot by Vesvius B that tells about the motives of the silent, and what he'll do to protect his friends. Part two of the Character Exploration series.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Shino A. - Complete
All Because of Hermione Granger by Seel'vor reviews
PostOotP. Harry confesses his love to Hermione... only to be shot down. His return to Privet Drive and his depression spells the end of the World. H/Hr. Fairly Dark theme. Was a one-shot, now has a second, happy chappie!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Calendar by Link and Luigi reviews
For one whole year, the teachers shall force their students to celebrate every holiday of the year in the quest of life, liberty and the pursuit of youthfullness!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 165,336 - Reviews: 2326 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,932 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 4,293 - Follows: 2,893 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
How to get to school when the Portal's Broken by Seel'vor reviews
At the beginning of second year, Dobby blocks the portal at Kings Cross. Ron steals the car and flies away. How do Harry and Hermione get to school? H/Hr Silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Out of Time by Seel'vor reviews
A companion piece to Quantum Leap. Shortly after Harry arrives in the past, somebody else comes to find out why he's back. A HPDr. Who crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Sillyness at the World Cup by Seel'vor reviews
How do wizards travel? Or sleep when away from home? Harry decides to 'think outside the box'. HHr, Traces of Dr. Who
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I love you so goodbye by windybreeze reviews
Keitaro was hurt. The only woman he loved and she did this to him. Oneshot
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Keitaro U., Naru N. - Complete
Magical Contracts by Kalen Darkmoon reviews
In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 2,002 - Follows: 410 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Buttonfly 501 by moshpitstories reviews
A oneshot alternate ending for OotP There are prophecies andportents problems and pragmatism all fighting for dominance in oneweary Harry Potter’s life In those final days between learningwhat Fate may hold [see text]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,985 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Under the Skin by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Your actions don't make you a monster. Your reasons do.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Shino A. - Complete
Guerilla Potter by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Smarter Voldemort launches his conquest of Britain immediately after his resurrection. Smarter Harry, Sirius, and co. are the only ones who can stop him. Unconventional tactics. Begins after Harry’s 4th year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,101 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 148 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
I've Got You by Jetslinger reviews
After five years of absence, Naruto returns to Konoha to complete a mission of the upmost importance. Along the way, he reflects upon the events that brought them together. NaruKin, rated T for violence and mild fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,310 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 99 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Kin T., Naruto U. - Complete
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 2,861 - Follows: 495 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Automatic by Dayadhvam reviews
Gaara's shield defense is automatic: he has never had to consciously think about ordering the sand where it is needed. Kankurou and Temari have always known this.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
faded on the blowing of the horn by Dayadhvam reviews
Itachi was not strong enough. In this respect, at least, he knows he is a failure. The Uchiha massacre goes differently. AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Fox Hunts Snakes by Dethklok reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is an old man. A warrior whose hands are stained with the blood of thousands. His time is nearly over, and the Kyubbi no Kitsune must move on. A second demon vessel must be chosen. Who better than the BoyWhoLived? My first HPNaruto xover
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,695 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Harry P.
Remember the King by drakensis reviews
Aizen's triumph is rather less triumphant than he expected.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/2/2007 - S. Aizen - Complete
Song of the Nightingale by Knightwolf reviews
The wedding is getting closer and the two lovers are making preparations. They make the right decisions with the help from an unexpected guide.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,581 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Motoko A., Keitaro U. - Complete
Fracture by Mercaba reviews
Keitaro finally got hit one time to many and plans to leave. Faced with the fact that they're going to lose him the girls come to terms with their feelings
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,245 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Keitaro U., Mutsumi O. - Complete
A Lapse in Judgment by GenocideHeart reviews
DRABBLE. Nobody is perfect, or right all the time. Not even YamamotoGenryusai Shigekuni. But even then, he should have known there are some tasks one just does not assign to Zaraki Kenpachi...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Complete
Unwanted Fate by findingparis reviews
Chapter 11, last chapter, is finally up! Reviews would be very very very welcome. Summary on my profile. R&R!
Love Hina - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,781 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Keitaro U., Naru N. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Finding the Path by Gaming Ikari reviews
[Oneshot] Ten years old, Naruto finds himself hating Konoha. A simple conversation with a powerful man will change not only the blond boy's fate, but the fate of everyone he knows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tangled in Death by MogtheGnome reviews
At Naruto's death, a Shinigami arrived to ensure that the Kyuubi was properly withdrawn and sent to hell. Of course, this being Naruto, it doesn't go as planned. NarutoBleach Crossover.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,094 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 8/17/2007
Rising Phoenix by HermanTumbleweed reviews
A rollicking HHr story of 7th year, which PARODIES many of my favorite authors while telling a fun story of what COULD happen. An Azkaban story, sort of, with many surprises. Oh, and clench your buttocks, it is a sometimes bumpy ride. You've been warned..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 185,789 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Dessert by hawker-748 reviews
Before the Holy Grail war started, a new love blossomed...
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and Here There Be Dragons by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Unchampion by kb0 reviews
What if Harry's rebelliousness started a year earlier, because Dumbledore wouldn't let him go stay with Sirius in the summers? What would a rebellious teenager who was entered into the Triwizard Tournament do? H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,236 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 353 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
All for One by Vesvius reviews
Naruto might be hated by the villagers, but he has been accepted by a much more important group in Konoha: The thirteen primary clans of the ninja. Not only that, he's been adopted by them. Meet Naruto, heir of the fourteen clans! NaruHarem. Runner Up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 93,248 - Reviews: 3296 - Favs: 2,738 - Follows: 2,501 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Naruto U.
Fugitives of Azkaban by BajaB reviews
A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 2,271 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Wizard of Gotham by Skysaber reviews
After failing to cheat Bruce Wayne on a deal for drills, Vernon Dursley takes his frustrations out on Harry Potter, by abandoning him in Gotham City.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,626 - Reviews: 1734 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 2,483 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007
The Red Heir of Slytherin by Sarah1281 reviews
Ron and Hermione's trip to the Chamber of Secrets, where Ron gets over his inferiority complex and Hermione discovers that anyone can speak Parseltongue if they're unobservant enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Mudblood by Sarah1281 reviews
"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 116 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Simple Misunderstanding by Legendary Legacy reviews
Naruto has successfully returned from retrieving Sasuke. I think you all know what happens next, right? Mockfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fight Hina by Snafu the Great reviews
Crossover with Street Fighter. Ryu and Chun Li take over as managers at Hinata House while Keitaro takes a 2 month break. The story is complete, but what if Keitaro had refused Ryu's offer to help and deals with the girls himself? Alt. Ending Pt. 2 added.
Crossover - Street Fighter & Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,570 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Keitaro U. - Complete
The TriSchool Tournament by DisobedienceWriter reviews
One shot, AU of GOF. Here’s the story I wish I had found when I read GoF or GoF fanfiction. New, harder tasks. Observant!Smart!Harry. On the outs with Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, and Hogwarts in general. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,882 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Sickness by The Oni reviews
A chat with the Shinigami leads Naruto to some interesting information.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Logical Consequences by Laume reviews
For many years the Wizarding World turned a blind eye. Now they must face the consequences as the tables are turned on them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 222 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Genius and Ditz: Two Sides of a Whole by Usagi-Hasano reviews
Yes, another idea, but I couldn't turn this one up. Ate at my mind. An older Dexter and Dee Dee meet their demise at Jusenkyou by Mandark, but someone thinks a little more fun is in order. A fun idea that's been nagging at me. RanmaDexterother
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 64,485 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007
Given Enough Time by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Having lost a precious person to the Akatsuki, Uzumaki Naruto plans to take them down, but how?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 114 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Black Moon Contract by Quontir reviews
Ranma is given an offer to cure his curse by the infamous Wiseman. Unfortunately he didn't read the fine print of the contract that he signed and now Ranmachan must be the senshi of Nemesis and an enemy to the senshi.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 110,918 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Ranma, Nabiki - Complete
Dawn Of Darkness by dhulli reviews
PostOOTPDumbledore makes a mistake and Harry runs away. Meanwhile wizards in gray robes start to appear and block deatheater attacks. Voldemort prepares his forces as Dumbledore strives to control Harry. The war reaches a whole new level.HARRY!DARK!HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,702 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Harry P.
From Ramen with Love by Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin reviews
With help from Ayame, Naruto manages to become closer to the girls, but now he has just one big problem. Naruto can't decide which girl he likes the most. Humor, Romance and Mayhem unfolds as Naruto is trying to find his love. NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 470,465 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 2,254 - Follows: 1,279 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 2,812 - Follows: 402 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harmony of One by lucesw reviews
[Complete] Motoko crashes Keitaro testing one of Su's inventions that she was testing on Keitaro and ends up...switching minds with him! How will they solve this? Epilogue added. DONE!
Love Hina - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 98,452 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Keitaro U., Motoko A. - Complete
A Fate Worse Than Death by Legendary Legacy reviews
Gaara knew that being the youngest Kazekage in history would be difficult, but nothing could have possibly prepared him for something like this. Mockfic. I am highly proficient at summaries.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2498 - Favs: 3,670 - Follows: 1,463 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Gentle Fist, Will of Fire by Gaming Ikari reviews
[OneShot] Hinata is informed that Hanabi will be the heir to the Hyuga clan, not her... She finds herself faced with the reality of being a member of the branch family.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The REAL Sound Nin by MogtheGnome reviews
At a young age, Uzumaki Naruto had a chance encounter that would change his life. Now, he is putting what he learned to good use.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,740 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 217 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 248 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Akane's Terrible Day by Gaming Ikari reviews
[Oneshot] Returning late home from a Drama Club meeting, Akane finds herself chased by a pair of thugs with predictable results. Rated for mature themes.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Vampire's Kiss by The Santi reviews
AU post OoTP. Harry's summer after Sirius' death is horrible. None of his friends write to check up on him and his life begins to seem empty and meaningless. Harry wishes for death and a young Vampire grants him it. NOT SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,367 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 1,502 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., OC
The Mary Sues Cometh by citygirl1116 reviews
A lesser known Hogwarts class teaches new students what they really need to survive at school. A citygirl1116® parody!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P.
Ten Ways to Die by H.E. Gray reviews
The Academy textbook says that a ninja is proud to die for their country. This is rarely the truth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 61 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
Love Hina Inheritance by Hikari Ishido reviews
Things have just gotten even more complicated. How will Motoko and Keitaro face this new challenge?
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,771 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Motoko A., Keitaro U.
Fate of the Stone by BajaB reviews
What really happened to the Philosopher's stone? A one hundred word drabble of a unique idea that wasn't big enough for a 'full' story. Could be canon!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
A Calculated Legacy by drakensis reviews
When the Sound are destroyed, Tsunade lies dead. Who will be the Rokudaime Hokage?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Not Our Problem by Gaming Ikari reviews
[Oneshot] Naruto, Sai and Sakura guard a caravan and find themselves under the watchful eyes of a trio of Rocknin...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Complete
The End Of Things by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
How will Naruto, the most surprising ninja in the village, finally manage to bring Sasuke back to Konoha? With a final confrontation that will be talked about for ages, of course. Watch as the pieces fall into place and fall apart. Naruto II spoilers
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Anko M., Naruto U. - Complete
Three Little Words by bigdave reviews
All it takes is three little words to change the lives of everybody at Hinata Inn. Ooc and slightly AU
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,517 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 1/21/2007
Lost Memory by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: My version of the plot line where memory charms are abused. Tonks is in St. Mungos in critical condition. Madame Bones gets to the bottom of the mystery and everyone is horrified by what she reveals.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 228 - Published: 6/1/2007 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
Potter the Poet by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry and Ron have to write some postHBP poetry. Harry writes some angsty stuff about his hidden feelings for the girl that he loves...and then that girl reads it. Oneshot. Rated M for Ron's crude limmericks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Short Journey by Anime-Apothecary reviews
Ron take a journey to an important area for him... A grave site for a dear friend. ONESHOT
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Complete
The Heir of Magic by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Year 7. Harry Potter is coming into his magical maturity as he turns 17…but the stronger he grows, the less sane he feels. What will happen to Harry as he prepares to face Voldemort in the final battle?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44,628 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 196 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter, Wizarding Barrister by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry finds himself doing an unusual thing after the war: defending the innocent before the Wizengamot. Here’s what happens during his final case.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,437 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 206 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Complete
Moonlight on White Wings by BajaB reviews
Something for Hegwig. Written before Deathly Hallows was released.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete
Fuel for the End by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
A NaruAnko story set during Naruto Part II
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 111 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Taking Hostages by The-Caitiff reviews
Not your usual veela bonding story. When young veela enter puberty, their instincts guide them to the perfect man. It's either love or death for these beings of lust and flame, and Gabrielle Delacour has her mind set on love. HPGD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,038 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Harry P., Gabrielle D. - Complete
Spring Break Changed my Life by Dethklok reviews
Please review! It's a good idea that I'm expanding on. Set in the Ultimate Marvel universe. He owed her a favor, so now she's come to collect. Looks like this will be a very interesting vacation.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2007
My Kung Fu Is Strong by Dethklok reviews
This is a Teen TitansxSpider Man crossover. More of these should be done. I'm throwing my hat in the ring. The usual pairing will be followed, in my own way. Please review and throw out suggestions! Inspired by cloudshalo and The White Dwarf's fics.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,391 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/22/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Raven
Harry Potter and the Marauder's Blessing by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Follows HPB. A humorous 7th Year story as Harry takes creative, welldeserved revenge on Umbridge, Cornelius Fudge, Wormtail, Bellatrix, Snape, Malfoy, and Voldemort. Reviews appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,484 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Portrait of a Wizard as a Young Man by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry and Hermione get more than they bargain for when Headmistress McGonagall asks them to pose for the great wizard artist Master Rondino. A naughty love story in Five Acts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,709 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/13/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Kunoichi Returned by Revanant Dragoon reviews
The Final Battle. Sasuke summons the Edo Tensei. Naruto counters. Kyuubi, Murphy’s Law Incarnate, decides to intervene. “Hey, teme, your mom is HOT.” -NarutoMikoto- -Discontinued-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,442 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 427 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.
A Walk in the Park by HermanTumbleweed reviews
During the summer after HBP Harry finds his friends have had to leave so he goes for a long walk. An overheard conversation leads to some interesting developments and some new possibilities in his life. Now a WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,352 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/4/2007 - Published: 2/10/2007
What's the Worst That Could Happen? by Legendary Legacy reviews
Kyubi's been acting strange, and it's making Naruto nervous. When the demon makes a strange request, Naruto's against it...that is, until he no longer has a choice. But hey, what's the worst that could happen? Mockfic. I'm still awesome at summaries.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 85 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Divergence by Zentrodie reviews
Evangelion Onegai Teacher. Complete A freak accident during a weapons test leads Shinji to question reality and all things he knows about his life and reality as a whole
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 91,524 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 3/13/2003 - Shinji I., Misato K. - Complete
The Hunt For Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1527 - Favs: 2,836 - Follows: 1,323 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Temptation by BajaB reviews
Sometimes, temptation is too great for even the most humble amongst us. A one hundred word drabble that could be canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Arthur W. - Complete
Father Xmas by HermanTumbleweed reviews
One Shot A lonely fanfic author has an extended visit from a certain jolly old elf. When said author tries to share the stories he's heard from said elf things don't quite go as planned... but the garden looks great.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
Just Right by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
PostKH2. Naminé thought she and Kairi would reintegrate like Sora and Roxas, and that would be that. There's just one thing she didn't count on... SoraNaminé and KairiRiku pairings.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sora, Naminé - Complete
Love Hina: Changing Hearts by Tezza1502 reviews
Keitaro finally starts dating someone. Yeah, I know, you have read that a hundred times before. Give it a chance, it might grow on you. A small tale about everyone's reaction to Kei's new girlfriend. Love, angst, violence, WAFF, and some comedy...
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,774 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Complete
Character Explorations Part One: Dolls by Vesvius reviews
A drabble by Vesvius B about the one in the middle, the forgotten sand sibling. Kankurou, and what he always knew his puppets truly were. Part one of the Character Exploration Series.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Kankuro - Complete
Relive by BajaB reviews
Albus Dumbledore's will gives Harry an incredibly powerful spell, one that should only be used in the direst of emergencies. What will the consequences be? Post HBP, oneshot. [No DH]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,101 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Something New by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
To Alice, Sora is her rescuer in more ways than one. Oneshot, SoraAlice Solice. R&R, it's my first KH fic.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Sora - Complete
Harry gets Motivated by BajaB reviews
Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 244 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
First Task by BajaB reviews
The first Triwizard Tournament task from a very different perspective: the Dragon's. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/2/2007 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Power of Love by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Hermione convinces Harry to join her 'Domestic Skills' Club and someone tampers with the food.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 164 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
In Cold Blood by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Nothing but a blend of overused plots and an ending that I haven't seen before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 124 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Turning Words Into Action by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry and Hermione get more than they initially bargained for when they employ flirtation as grief therapy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Movie Night at the Granger's by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry learns a lot about Hermione when he's asked to pick a movie from her video collection.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 106 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
There's Something About Zaraki by drakensis reviews
Hitsugaya has questions about Yachiru, but he wasn't expecting the answers.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Yachiru K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
No Next Adventure by BajaB reviews
No physical torment can compare, no mental anguish came even close. Who is not ready to go onto the Next Great Adventure? [No DH]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Complete
The Memory Chest by BajaB reviews
[Completed] An Alternate Universe seventh year story picking up immediately after HBP. Dumbledore leaves Harry an interesting legacy. A bit of humour, some action, even a bit of angst and romance. Includes my guesses for DH some were close!.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 160,053 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Chicks Dig Giant Robots' by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 154 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
The Indirect Approach by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,873 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 159 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Karakuri by GenocideHeart reviews
THIS FIC IS DEAD. I'll leave it up a while longer before taking it offline. Read my profile to find out why I did this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,978 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete
Foolish Heart by nivremous reviews
What if Keitaro suddenly went on a vacation? What if Keitaro returned a different person? What if Keitaro returned with a girlfriend? What if that girlfriend is ... It's not what you think! Read, enjoy then review! Cheers!
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,185 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 1/20/2006
The Irony of Truth by Ten Toes reviews
Short drabble Snape pondering how his feelings toward Lily & James effect his interactions w young HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Chibi Adventures of Keitaro by Demon Eyes Laharl reviews
Made when the author was half asleep, and bit with the block bug. Keitaro's little misadventure! Had fun making it.... :P
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
A Not So High School Experience by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know the typical high school fic? Well Naruto doesn't. Warning: Fourth Wall breaking. Mock fic. Also, I'm awesome at summaries!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
No Pain, No Gain by Cizzymac reviews
Keitaro is renowned for his ability to survive even the most brutal assaults on his body. However, this gift is slowly leaving him, and everyone must come to terms with him before it is too late. Rated for some violent scenes and adult situations.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,896 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Keitaro U., Naru N. - Complete
Lies by H.E. Gray reviews
It's nearly pathetic how easy it is to fool a village full of ninjas. Iruka lies so much that he can hardly remember the truth. ONESHOT, SLASH.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
Shokushu Ninja: Uzumaki Naruto by GenocideHeart reviews
THIS FIC IS DEAD. I'll leave it up a while longer before taking it offline. Read my profile to find out why I did this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,892 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Duty of the Hokage by Gaming Ikari reviews
[Oneshot] Tsunade finds herself a little overwhelmed by her work, and decides to stop in for a drink on the way home... and finds the answer to a problem she's been trying to solve.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Seduce My Wife! by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
I think the title speaks for itself, don't you? NaruSaku, SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,830 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 120 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Beautiful Day by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
Naruto focuses on his last day as Hokage and the people who mean so much to him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,825 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 92 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Joyous Revolution by Psyco-Gotenks reviews
When Shiki finds out that Santa is a Dead Apostle, he decides to protect Miyako from getting her blood sucked. Meanwhile, Sion is busy getting jobs to afford a kotatsu for her and Satsuki's cardboard house. Chapter 2 is now up!
Tsukihime - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,867 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 12/15/2006
If I Were a Superhero, I would be by Rorschach's Blot reviews
ONESHOT: Hermione goes on a one week exchange. Back at Hogwarts, wacky hijinks ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 73 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Mating Season by Serac reviews
[Complete] Every several thousand years, the NineTailed Fox lets off an aura irresistible to women, and mates. But now that it's trapped inside Naruto, things are a little more complicated..... [Harem]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,794 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Naruto U., Lee R. - Complete
The Meek Shall NOT Inherit the Earth by Dethklok reviews
This fic begins in the aftermath of the Third Angel, up to End of Evangelion. All characters are the same except Shinji, who has changed in his time away from his father. Forgive the typos and please review.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,077 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/12/2006 - Published: 11/4/2006
Child of Sorrow by Anime-Apothecary reviews
After Terra had betrayed her teamates, Beast Boy was left sad, but was he sad because she betrayed him or because of another reason. Raven, in trying to console him, will learn the terrible truth. Oneshot
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
With the Heart and Underwear of Fire by Diamond Avatar reviews
Naruto wanted recognition, but not as a boxer shorts superninja! With challengers, girls, and women all hunting down Naruto's new alterego, he's going to have trouble making the real Naruto known! ActionRomanceHumor NARUXLOTTAGIRLSXBOXER
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,004 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 276 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Road Trip by ridesandruns reviews
Four people, one dog and all the snark you can fit in a minivan.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Cyclops, Wolverine - Complete
Face in the Mirror by hawker-748 reviews
Keitaro meets a new girl, who asks to move into Hinata House. Once there, she sets a goal. She has a plan, but will the outcome be what she was expecting?
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,396 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Complete
The Phoenix’s Choice by BajaB reviews
Can Lucius Malfoy be redeemed? A choice has been offered to the unrepentant Death Eater, will he take it? Crime and punishment in the HP universe. Post Hogwarts, AU DH, oneshot, slightly dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,654 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Lucius M., Kingsley S. - Complete
The Final Battle by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry leaves Hogwarts after his sixth year and into a darker world after losing Dumbledore. Now Harry must make new allies and learn new skills if he is to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 109,828 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Return by BajaB reviews
Were Horcruxes the only step Voldemort took towards immortality? I doubt it. AU, No DH, Post Hogwarts action story with a twist or two. Slightly dark Character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,519 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
From Six by H.E. Gray reviews
Creating a jutsu is dangerous. Too bad an eleven year old Naruto didn't know that. AU, Naruto with MPD.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,923 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Naruto U.
The Price of Knowledge by BajaB reviews
What price will one of the 'not so Golden Trio' pay to secretly learn the most difficult of spells? Post HBP introspective oneshot. Thanks to SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch for the title.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
My Enemy’s Son by BajaB reviews
I want to rush through these early names and get to the name that I know is waiting for me, but taking my time and reading each one slowly and carefully increases my anticipation, already agonisingly sweet since I recognised the son of my enemy.' AU,No DH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Complete
Falling Stars by Lucillia reviews
Everyone's heard of Dedalus Diggle's display of shooting stars in Kent. What most people don't know is why he did it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Dedalus D. - Complete
Harry Potter & The Fall of a Dark Lord by Kalen Darkmoon reviews
Harry returns from a disastrous fifth year and, in his hurt and anger, lashes out at the wizarding world in a letter to the Daily Prophet. Can love really be the 'power he knows not? Independent!Harry, Powerful!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore, HHr ship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,120 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 10/14/2006 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
How to kill a Ronin! by RobDaZombie reviews
Keitaro minus immortality equals multiple possible deaths.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Complete
Helpful Hints for First Years by BajaB reviews
What things should First year students at Hogwarts know? A two chapter list fic of warnings and information vital to happiness and success at Hogwarts, or maybe not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Complete
Ad Nauseam by firefly reviews
Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
To Know Yourself by H.E. Gray reviews
Itachi is not in love.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
To Good To Be True by Legendary Legacy reviews
Who is this mysterious man who suddenly appears out of nowhere to save the lives of our Konoha heros from the likes of Orochimaru and Akatsuki? ...Gee, who do you think? Mockfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Complete
A Study of Prodigies by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka is known among teachers for being able to spot a prodigy without ever having seen them fight, and everyone has their own theories on how he does it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Iruka U. - Complete
There Wasn't by Tabitha Dornoc reviews
[oneshot, KHII] Some small part in his mind told him it should have been harder, really, to capture the heralded hero of the keyblade... Axel gets Roxas back the good old fashioned way.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,067 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Axel, Sora - Complete
Tom Riddle and the Goblet of Fire by drakensis reviews
Harry has a power that Voldemort does not know of and through deception, victory.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Minerva M., Voldemort - Complete
Irresistible Force by GenocideHeart reviews
Upon finding an unusual gem in an old antiques shop, Keitaro arrives at the Hinata Inn with some... noticeable changes... to his person...
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,686 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 76 - Published: 9/3/2006
Twisted Fates by GenocideHeart reviews
THIS FIC IS DEAD. I'll leave it up a while longer before taking it offline. Read my profile to find out why I did this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 95,813 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 2/27/2004 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Funeral of a Hero by Vesvius reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has fallen in battle. His friends, family, and loved ones gather to say goodbye.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Secrets of Severus by BajaB reviews
The horrid and sordid truth behind the hated potions Professor and his actions. Pre HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Shinji's WHAT! by Tezza1502 reviews
AT LAST! Chapter two is up! The madness continues. Hang on to your lunch, 'cause Shinji can't!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,550 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Shinji I.
Death of a Kage Bunshin by Foxie-sama reviews
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu was perfect in every way and form. It is only the human element of it that is inherently flawed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 185 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sorrows Released by Lanky Nathan reviews
This is for anyone who thought Trunks went a little soft on the androids back in his own time. Warning graphic violence and mild language
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Trunks, Android 16 - Complete
Unrequited by fake a smile reviews
The time has come for Harry to face his destiny the final battle with Voldemort has arrived. But Harry has something he needs to do first, someone he needs to talk to. PreHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Way Things Are Now by Legendary Legacy reviews
Times have changed, and Naruto and Sakura have to question how things have managed to turn out so wrong for them and everyone else. Mockfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Grawp's Big Tale by BajaB reviews
Grawp, the most neglected character in the HP series. AU, Post HBP, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Grawp - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
I Love My Life by Lanky Nathan reviews
Keitaro gets hit one to many times and needs a break from the normal routine of the hinata residence. WARNING - FIRST FIC
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,116 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Complete
The Stains On His Robes by Lucillia reviews
A short explanation on how the Bloody Baron got those stains on his robes, in his point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Bloody Baron - Complete
Sweet Dream Sweets by BajaB reviews
To help stop Voldemort sending Harry nightmares, and to extract a little revenge while they are at it, the twins develop a new treat. No DH Humor. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/29/2006 - George W., Harry P. - Complete
Three for the Fox Boy by Vesvius reviews
Three girls all love Naruto. But which one will get him? And will they be able to deal with each other long enough to complete the most important mission ever? R&R please! NaruSaku, NaruTema, NaruKin. Currently on Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,104 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Naruto U., Kin T.
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9149 - Favs: 10,658 - Follows: 2,900 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Ships in the Night by hawker-748 reviews
A rainy night. A chance encounter. An error in judgment. The fallout from that decision... COMPLETE.
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 58,504 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Complete
Homework Excuses by BajaB reviews
One of the Marauder's has the worst possible excuse for not completing his homework on time. Early Marauders era.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/2/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Past Lives by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione finds a spell to help Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Zodiac War by GenocideHeart reviews
Hoping to find a cure, Ranma is instead struck with a curse more horrible then before. As events around him spiral out of control, he is drawn into a war that has brewed for countless millennia...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,901 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/19/2006
Path of the Hokage by Z-ro reviews
AU One shot: Sasuke's fight with Itachi was interrupted by a brash Naruto. Sasuke now follows Jiraiya on his search for Tsunade, their new Hokage and Naruto finds his dream passed to his friend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,814 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Forgotten by BajaB reviews
What is the dark secret of how Harry came to terms with Sirius's death in the two weeks between OotP and HBP? Cowritten with Snapelover of Veritaserum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Harry P., OC - Complete
XRay Specs by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Luna orders a pair of XRay glasses from the back of a non magical magazine.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Sirius Black VS the Mailman by The Fanfic Stealer reviews
A story I wrote for my english class. Sufice to say, Sirius is very OOC, and there is no plot whatsoever. Sirius decides to get in touch with his primal side... by chasing a mailman. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 3,177 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Jiraiya's Folly by Gaming Ikari reviews
Oneshot. Tsunade learns of a terrible secret Jiraiya has kept from her, and she now questions him about it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
A Life Lived Too Long by BajaB reviews
The greatest wizard of all time contemplates a very long life and all that it has entailed. Sad little oneshot with a twist of course. HBP compliant No DH , alludes to character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Complete
You Have Me by Knightwolf reviews
Keitaro accompanies Seta on a dig in Kyoto. While he's there he finds a mysterious artifact. After Keitaro returns, he slowly begins to change. Final chap now up!
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,660 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Motoko A., Keitaro U. - Complete
The Truth About Salazar by Lucillia reviews
What if the story of Salazar Slytherin leaving was a lie invented to cover up the fact that he'd been murdered. Who would do such a thing and why?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Salazar S., Rowena R. - Complete
Harry the Magister Supreme by the DragonBard reviews
April Fools Day chapter for Harry Potter, the ArchMagus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Vietnam by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot Shaggy goes to the funeral of an old friend and reveals a bit of his past.
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 94 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Complete
Frosty relations by Hawk reviews
An Martial Artist who never backs down and a suave genius with a stubborn streak a mile wide, a match made in heaven? Perhaps not. Ranma and Nabiki has a lot of compromising to do now when they've wound up engaged to each other for the long run.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 83 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Ranma, Nabiki
The Best of Times by Ozzallos reviews
Ranma discovers why his life at the Tendo Dojo has been hell and engages in an epic pissing match with Pluto and the rest of the Senshi. A fukufic production, multipart. COMPLETE.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 104,987 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Complete
Secret Feelings by findingparis reviews
*EDITED AND REWRITTEN!* She's letting it all out, all the feelings she hid for such a long time. She finally had the guts to tell him how she truly feels. Reviews are very much welcome.
Love Hina - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Shinobu M., Keitaro U. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 3,049 - Follows: 419 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sausages, It was a Tuesday by Lord Raa reviews
An evil Gendo. An upset Ritsuko. A pilot used as a pawn in a game. Come for the drama, stay for the omake!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,731 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Ritsuko A. - Complete
WunderWand by BajaB reviews
Argus Filch receives mail that makes him more excited than a signed 'Permission to Whip Students' form: The Wunderwand, from the makers of Kwikspell. Oneshot set before the Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Argus F., George W. - Complete
Steel Rose by Random1377 reviews
After a chance encounter with her sister, Motoko modifies the way her life is led. Her decision creates ripples of change at the Hinata Sou that no one, least of all Motoko, could have anticipated. Complete.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,688 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Complete
Moving Forward by Knightwolf reviews
One year has passed since Motoko and Keitaro have gotten together. Final chapter now up!
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,880 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Complete
Death Eater by BajaB reviews
Waiting for my turn to approach where the Dark Lord sat in his high backed, regal chair, I briefly wondered how different my life could have been if the Sorting Hat had got it right. Post HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Complete
A Robbery to remember by BajaB reviews
A thief hired to burgle a popular Diagon Alley store faces more challenges than the champions of a Triwizard Tournament. Short oneshot of an original character set after HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/25/2006 - OC, George W. - Complete
Dudders' Adventure by BajaB reviews
Dudley Dursley never really hated Harry Potter, but he did want what was in his room... Dudley decides to investigate Harry's room, with unfortunate consequences. Short oneshot set after GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Dudley D. - Complete
This Is My Goodbye by H.E. Gray reviews
And the last anyone ever heard of Harry Potter was a letter, published in the Daily Prophet
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Position Vacant 2 The First Day by BajaB reviews
The new DADA teacher faces an uncertain first day. Sequel to Position Vacant, but more serious and a different style. Post HBP One shot [No DH]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Bill W. - Complete
Position Vacant 1 The DADA Interviews by BajaB reviews
McGonagall holds interviews for a new DADA teacher after placing an advert in the paper. Unfortunately not many suitable people are willing to take on the infamous position, but a few unsuitable ones want to try! Comedy oneshot set after HBP.[No DH]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Minerva M. - Complete
I'm coming to you by Anime-Apothecary reviews
Kim has lost Ron, but due to the accident she can't die. She goes off searching for a way to end all the pain. Rated M for serious issues that come up with not bieng able to die
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/9/2006 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Complete
A new Fountain of Magical Brethren by BajaB reviews
Replacing the Fountain in the Ministry of Magic should have been a simple affair, but this is the magical world, and nothing is ever simple. Oneshot of an original character, with a cameo or two from some of your favourites. Pre DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,752 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Complete
Weasley's Wearables by BajaB reviews
Fred and George turn to Arthur for advice when their store starts to become sucessful, but is everything as it seems, or are they once again up to mischief, and can Arthur really help? Comedy oneshot set after the boys open their store in OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/6/2006 - George W., Arthur W. - Complete
Day of the Spoons by BajaB reviews
Will Harry have the courage to ask Hermione what is going on before Ron hurts himself trying to hold in the laughter? Short oneshot comedy set in the middle of OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Playing Games by Hawk reviews
Ikari Shinji. A deck of cards. Six different opponents. Six games of cards, six discussions. Six chances for Shinji to learn something about the world and chaos surrounding him.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,732 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/6/2005 - Published: 10/9/2005
Potter The Stone by CRose reviews
Harry is the student of one of the best martial artists in the world. Ranma Saotome. Draco Malfoy is about to learn why its not a good idea to piss off a student of Anything Goes.
Crossover - Ranma & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 118,375 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Complete
Dismissed by DK reviews
The mob speaks. The quest grinds on. Have you forgotten, Ramza, or did you never see?
Final Fantasy: Tactics - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,358 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Complete
Blood Rose by Anime-Apothecary reviews
Ron and Kim have a wedding comming up. That's right, they're finaly getting wed. Just when the final i do's are said... tragedy strikes. 2 parter. mild violence.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/13/2005 - Published: 11/9/2004 - Complete
Shinji Just Snaps and Totally Wales on Everything by MidnightCereal reviews
The world's only three part one shot. More fun than getting kicked in the teeth!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,181 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Complete
Love Hina: Shattered and Mended by Cizzymac reviews
Tragedy strikes while Naru and Keitaro are on their first date. Rated for a scene of violence and some adult themes. ONESHOT!
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Keitaro U., Naru N. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Harem of Honeys by szordara reviews
Harry’s destiny has taken a sharp turn from what was intended. At age seven, he figures out that he can make things happen at will, like magic. He forms a gang of Dudley's female victims, who gather for mutual protection and later friendship. Together,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,712 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 1,845 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Butterfly Effect by Link and Luigi reviews
Everyone has the opportunity to instantly change something in their past thanks to a strange new crystal. But even with the warning, they're going to do it anyway? Complete!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,774 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Complete
Foxhound by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Discontinued. After his training with Jiraiya is interrupted by an Akatsuki attack, Naruto makes a dangerous gamble with the Kyuubi in order to survive. AU after manga 238.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 239,130 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 2,382 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Come on in said the spider to the wasp by Zoken reviews
UltimateVerseJanet Pym had a huge fight with Hank, and can think of no one to talk to. she doesnt what the other Ultimates to know. she can only think of one person who owes her a favor. so she ends up at a small home in Queens...
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,619 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/4/2005 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Complete
Those Who Still Hunt Death Eaters by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry and his friends have finally gathered all the spell fragments needed to resurrect Sirius and destroy Voldemort once and for all. Now all they need to do is finish casting the spell. Easy, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/14/2005
Those Who Hunt Death Eaters by Ruskbyte reviews
A spell of tremendous power was interrupted. It's up to Harry, Ginny and Ron to find the missing spell fragments and reassemble them. With help from a now canine Hermione and a possessed Firebolt, what could go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Harry P.
Life as it is by nivremous reviews
COMPLETED. My Third Fanfic. Hi there! Keitaro Urashima here! My exgirlfriend Narusegawa invited me to attend the Tokyo University Alumni Grand Reunion Ball for the first time in years! I don't know what to do guys and gals! Naru or Motoko?
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,358 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/14/2005 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Complete
Tears of the Hina Sun by nivremous reviews
COMPLETED. My First fanfic. Book 1 - Hinata under terror attack! Keitaro desperately saves the girls. Intriguing, dramatic and action-packed fiction. R&R Please!
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,919 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2005 - Published: 4/30/2004 - Complete
Dangerous Love Affair by SimmyC reviews
Anterians have kidnapped Starfire! How will the Titans save her? And what will this do to Robin and Blackfire's relationship? WARNING! RobinBlackfire rated R. COMPLETE!
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,957 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/7/2005 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Blackfire, Robin - Complete
Worthy of Slytherin by SerpentClara reviews
In his first year at Hogwarts, Harry Potter was forced to make two decisions no boy his age should have faced. What if Harry had been a little less brave? Focuses on Harry's Sorting and its consequences. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Naruto Primer: Lost Chapters by Link and Luigi reviews
More Chicken Soup for the Naruto Lover's Soul. But not really. Not a sequel, but a continuation. All of the chapters that weren't included in the original and MORE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 154,141 - Reviews: 2221 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/4/2004 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Complete
The Power He Knows Not? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
One Shot ficlet, on one possible way to defeat the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Love's Sharp Blade by Knightwolf reviews
Sequel to Compassionate Swordplay, explores the ups and downs of Keitaro's and Motoko's relationship and the problems they encounter along the way. R&R
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,665 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/27/2004 - Published: 8/31/2004 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
Love Hina Endless Fantasy by Calerom reviews
Keitarô e Naru acabam ficando presos dentro da realidade virtual de um RPG Online de Última Geração, e o restante da turma resolvem resgatá-los. Uma aventura incomum da turma da pensão Hinata em estilo RPG.
Love Hina - Rated: T - Portuguese - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 165,301 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2004 - Published: 9/16/2003
Kim's Reason by Anime-Apothecary reviews
Ron. A young man that spent most of his life with a young women who saves the world. She didn't always save the world, and it made Ron wonder. Why does Kimberly Ann Possible fight these villians all the time? What is her reason for fighting?
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Complete
Compassionate Swordplay by Knightwolf reviews
What happens when the sword fight is not external, but internal. A serious injury to Keitaro brings Motoko to terms with her feelings. MotokoKeitaro. One shot.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Keitaro U., Motoko A. - Complete
When Fanfic Characters Attack by citygirl1116 reviews
They're OOC! They're badly written! They're having lots of sex! A baffled Harry Potter encounters a terrifying evil...the fanfic versions of his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Harry P.
Loss and Redemption by hawker-748 reviews
Another take on "What if Keitaro and Motoko were forced to marry?" COMPLETED
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,499 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/24/2004 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Complete
Naruto Primer by Link and Luigi reviews
Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 139,709 - Reviews: 2632 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Complete
A Blind Man’s Prophecy by Anime-Apothecary reviews
Naru has never met Keitaro and is taking the first part of the Tokyo U exam and meets a young man named Keitaro, but he is blind. One Shot. Feel free to review.
Love Hina - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/15/2004 - Complete
Lord Voldemort and the Internal Revenue Service by citygirl1116 reviews
In honor of April 15: Lord Voldemort encounters a force far darker and more evil than he could ever hope to be...income taxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Voldemort
The Swordwoman's Disgrace by Anime-Apothecary reviews
Motoko has commited a crime that is unforgivable. How will the other residents react at her Seppuku ritual. (one shot)
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Complete
the Great Art by the DragonBard reviews
A One-shot joke fic. Hope you like it.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2003 - Complete
Scenes of Life by Zentrodie reviews
The Government comes for Gendo, Asuka plays a joke, Shinji tries to get some help, and more
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,680 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/7/2003 - Published: 11/24/2002
Cross Examination by Garasu reviews
Asuka Sohryu doesn't like much about her co-worker, Shinji Ikari...but after a brief time spent in his entry plug, she meets someone that just might change that opinion.
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,074 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2003
Panty Raider by Garasu reviews
Hidden by the darkness of the night, concealed from the minds of all who would see him, a special man goes about a twisted purpose. These are the adventures of... the Panty Raider! Pg-13 for..what else? Ecchi humor! ^_^ [complete]
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,053 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/16/2002 - Published: 9/12/2002 - Complete
Aftershock by DK reviews
SelphieSquall. Sometimes getting together is the worst possible thing to do. Rated R for some mild sexual content.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,872 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2002 - Squall L., Selphie T. - Complete
Plot, Complication, Confusion, Depth, and Order by House-elf reviews
Something weird that wouldn't leave me alone.. Good to read if you have writer's block or can't seem to finish a fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/6/2001
Sailor Hellblazer by RpM1 reviews
A Sailor Moon/John Constantine: Hellblazer crossover. Co-written with David Tai. Gemma Masters was destined to become a Sailor Scout. But then Destiny ran headfirst into John Constantine first.
Vertigo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,432 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/4/2001
Monster by DK reviews
A look into Fujin and Seifer's twisted relationship. Rated R for mature themes.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,361 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/2/2001 - Published: 2/17/2001 - Seifer A., Fujin - Complete
Unrequited by DK reviews
FFVI Fanfic. Terra considers her feelings for Locke and the consequences that may result....
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/9/2000
There's Something About Arthur ... by Adrian Tullberg reviews
More parody ...
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/17/2000
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Lovely Devil reviews
The Urashima family. An ancient Devil-hunting specialized one. One different choice, only one, brings Keitaro's brother for a visit and takes him back to it's path. If only he had any idea of what he is doing... Crossover with DMC, Disgaea and Tsukihime.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,720 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Keitaro U.
The Legend of Zelda What Makes a Hero English
Translation of my fic in portuguese. Zelda talks to her people about the events in Ocarina of Time
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Complete
The Legend of Zelda What Makes a Hero reviews
Zelda faz um discurso para o povo de Hyrule sobre tudo o que aconteceu em Ocarina of Time
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - Portuguese - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Complete
Crazy Like You Loki Fenrisulf IV's version reviews
Entry for a contest at DA, my entry name was Waterguy. Ash helps Gary move to his new gym. Misty tries to confess her feelings with Brock's and Joy's help. But Team Rocket has other plans...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,144 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete