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Author has written 2 stories for Sherlock.

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Gabriel by Shikatanai reviews
AU: At 5, an abused Harry is taken in by a powerful family. Taking the name Gabriel, he grows up into someone very different. How will Hogwarts and Voldemort react? Soldier!Harry, Neutral!Harry, implied child abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 157,420 - Reviews: 3938 - Favs: 5,290 - Follows: 5,783 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Harry P.
Just for fun by LittlePippin76 reviews
This is primarily the story of Scarlet Watson; John's daughter, and explores the canon characters in relation to her. It's fun, it's dots about in regards to tone, Genres, Scarlet's age etc. NOW REOPENED!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 75 - Words: 167,943 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 9/18/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 1/1/2008
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14035 - Favs: 17,183 - Follows: 14,666 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Embracing Dreams by Arigatomina reviews
Yaoi AU NaruSasu KakaIru. Iruka and Naruto offer up their home as a safe haven for mutants with nowhere to go. Kakashi offers to help out, dragging Sasuke along for the ride.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 336,043 - Reviews: 1472 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 409,130 - Reviews: 13394 - Favs: 17,271 - Follows: 16,318 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Surrogate by Built on the Horizon reviews
'Who was that pointy-eared bastard' McCoy asked. 'He's not a bastard.' Jim said sharply, watching the Vulcan as he moved off. 'He's my brother.'
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,494 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 1/12/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Sacrifice by Arigatomina reviews
NaruSasuNaru. The Uchiha clan has to make peace with Konoha after years of enmity. To ensure the truce, they hand over one of their own.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 138,612 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Lynne's AU Ending to The Marriage Stone by lynned0101 reviews
One fan's take on how Josephine Darcy's abandoned but wonderful story, The Marriage Stone, might have proceeded. A powerful Harry, a surprised Severus, all the others, and a really bad Voldemort!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 466,471 - Reviews: 1391 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 1,197 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
This way to the stars by GodofContradiction reviews
*RE-VAMP* When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,945 - Reviews: 2468 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 1,583 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Ultimate Uke Syndrome by rosesareblue reviews
If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,813 - Reviews: 3856 - Favs: 2,099 - Follows: 1,715 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Trainwreck Hearts by BattleCryBlue reviews
It would have been a lie to call what they had any less than dysfunctional. Pairing:Tony/Steve. Warnings for Steve!Whump, slash, AU, disturbing subject matter, etc.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,395 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 5,292 - Follows: 1,718 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Tea Leaves by YupThatsMySock reviews
Coffee Shop AU. Sherlock's irritated when change comes to his favorite café in the form of a new barista, John, but finds life has more flavor with him around. A quirky romance told in 100- or 1000-word snippets. university!Sherlock, med-school!John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 199 - Words: 50,856 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
His Firecracker by C.Queen reviews
A Potions Master's attempt to steal Snape's intelligence from the man's portrait backfires, and Snape ends up in control of the man's body. And if that's not bad enough, he's stuck living and working with Lily L. Potter too. Let the fireworks begin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 108,839 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Severus S., Lily Luna P. - Complete
The Science of Friendship by Pickwick12 reviews
Sherlock's friends force him to write. What will the results be? Non-Slash. Includes the perspectives of other characters as well.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 65 - Words: 24,311 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Minutiae: Or 156 Things I Know About You by Atlin Merrick reviews
Here in no particular order: Little truths and tiny facts John and Sherlock have learned about one another over the years. All chapters stand alone. Humor/Slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 85,894 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 1/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Girls Say the Darnest Things by Tina Redwood reviews
Take a peek into your Hogwarts girls' gossips in late night, mostly about boys we all know and love. Sexually explicit. THIS IS A COMEDY FIC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,012 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
The Stone Series by et2brute reviews
In which Steve is trying to find a place for himself in the twenty-first century, Tony is appallingly unfaithful to Pepper, and Loki returns to earth, joins the Avengers, and does not quite seek redemption or absolution. Sex, angst, and mutant civil rights, and doing the wrong things for the right reasons (and the right things for the wrong reasons)
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 112,408 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Bad Jokes by Doctor Harley Quinn reviews
Harley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 120,459 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Joker - Complete
Possession by Wheezambu reviews
Ch. 38 updated. When Inuyasha uses the jewel to become a full demon, it has a tragic outcome. This story touches painful subjects of love betrayed, survival, and redemption. This is a dark, sometimes bitter story for emotionally adult readers who understand that even the best people sometimes lose themselves and the pain of returning to those feelings. In short, it's a love story.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 293,269 - Reviews: 3293 - Favs: 1,829 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
The First Time by Atlin Merrick reviews
There's a first time for every thing, for every little thing. Here are short tales about the first time Sherlock and John had sex in public; the first time Mycroft kissed Greg; the first time the boys shopped for patent-black stilettos...and so much more.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,967 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bits and Pieces and Drabbles by Atlin Merrick reviews
Sherlock and John in wee little dribs and drabs. Short bits of fiction, prompt fills for friends, or just little stories that don't want to grow up to be big stories.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 26,789 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Had I Known by kayly silverstorm reviews
After killing Voldemort during seventh year, Harry vanished without a trace. But now, 8 years later, a deadly secret forces him to return and it seems that only Snape will be able to save him. SSHP, no slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 167,745 - Reviews: 4494 - Favs: 3,717 - Follows: 3,259 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Louis's Teddy Bear by C.Queen reviews
Louis needs a place to crash for a month and talks family friend Teddy into letting him stay with him, having no idea just how wrapped around his little finger Teddy really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,081 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Teddy L., Louis W. - Complete
Blackout by HoistTheColours reviews
The pieces of the puzzle all make funny shapes, but in the end, they fit together. Every. Single. One. Sequel to Clockwork.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 57,572 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Joker
Lessons To Be Learned by smartcat reviews
You would think growing up would have an effect on a certain Blonde and Raven haired Uchiha. Think again. Those two may have PhDs but apparently, it proves nothing. Genius Professors, Moronic People. SasuNaru back in original form
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 152,909 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Just Hulking Out by footshooter reviews
"I'd like to see a fic where Bruce is Hulking-out over random things and he and the Hulk get to know each other better." I'm paraphrasing, but JayNinjaOfLightning15, your wish is my command. Swearing. All Avengers feature. And the latest chapter has serious IM3 spoilers. You've been warned enough now. Don't get upset if I ruin it for ya.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,527 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S., Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R.
If It Were Otherwise by ScopesMonkey reviews
Sherlock Holmes, criminal genius and greatest business rival to Jim Moriarty, is in need of a doctor with loose morals and a quick trigger finger. Lucky, then, that he has a debtor whose brother is a retired army doctor, recently returned from Afghanistan. AU; John/Sherlock; OCs
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 117 - Words: 324,283 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
After Class by C.Queen reviews
Scorpius Malfoy is not a nice potions teacher, and new teacher Albus Potter is recruited to ask the Slytherin to be nicer to their students.Turns out Scorpius is willing to behave in class if a certain Gryffindor is willing to misbehave afterwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 127,978 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Quirks of Jim Kirk by Dark Satirist reviews
Jim Kirk has many quirks. Here are twenty-six completely unrelated, random, crackish insights to his life. Emphasis on crack. Contains some mild cursing, Spock logic, and McCoy's hyposprays.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 51,544 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 3/2/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
The Same by BringOnTheWonder1997 reviews
Both Tony and Ironman are the same. Ironman is just a little more durable. Why can't anyone else see that? The rest of the Avengers have similar problems. Or maybe they don't?
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Misdialed by Totally-Out-Of-It reviews
AU John needs a new phone that doesn't bend time, risk his life, and have a man on the other end who claims to be the world's greatest detective, except that he can't figure out how he accidentally called Dr. Watson instead of his brother. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,100 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 8/31/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Atlas by Angel Baby1 reviews
Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,442 - Reviews: 3512 - Favs: 4,180 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 8/31/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Snapshots of Sherlock by Pickwick12 reviews
A series of drabbles based on the songs that come up in my iTunes shuffle. May continue indefinitely. Non-slash. Fans of "The Science of Friendship" may enjoy this as well. Rated T to be safe, drug use mentioned
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 1/31/2011
10 Secrets of the Maximum Ride Characters by FantasyFan5 reviews
Ever wished you knew what went through Fang's head? Wondered just whose side Jeb was on? Well, look no further. These are ten of the MR characters' secrets that you don't see in the books - their fears, their hopes, their loves. Slight Fax. JP owns all.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,429 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Max - Complete
The Seduction of John S Willoughby by tepid sponge bath reviews
To stop a blackmailer, Sherlock Holmes decides to enter unfamiliar territory. But not before practicing on John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,541 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
West of the Moon by Angel Baby1 reviews
They meet Jim in phases, and through him find each other. But as the layers peal back, the future Enterprise bridge crew finds more than they can handle. Because long before he had friends, Jim had Family, and the Scaretta crime syndicate didn't survive to the 23rd century by letting go of its own. Jim Kirk will always be a frustration to Spock-even when that's not his name.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 76,619 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 9/10/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Follow The Leader by FastForward reviews
Roommates, Part three. "It's simple. All you have to do in order to save his life, is play a little game. All you have to do is Follow The Leader." SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 156,248 - Reviews: 1861 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Devil You Know by MaverikFlame reviews
A series of one-shots, mostly humorous, showing the evolution of Loki's relationship with Tony Stark. Sequel to Nine Lives.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,520 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - [Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
The Winter Soldier by Anath Tsurugi reviews
The Tesseract wasn't Loki's only path to power. He has another secret weapon to bring against the Avengers...a weapon that may well break Steve Rogers. Steve/Bucky
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,388 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Loki - Complete
Stark Spangled Man by FanficDelivery reviews
Pepper left Tony. Tony handled this pain the way he handled every setback in his life. Alcohol and women. Lots of both and preferably the combination. Steve understood, in some way, but he didn't think the countless amount of pretty girls should make up for the hole that Ms Potts had left in the battery-charged heart of Iron Man.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 47,585 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Hello again It's me, Sophie by Goldiva reviews
Sophie Crowe is not having a good night. A visit from some SHIELD agents gets her drugged and shipped off to their base high in the sky. All things considered, it comes as a relief to see her old Professor's face, though the trouble has just begun. BBxOC
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,939 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Loki
Stranger Situations by DarkAuroran reviews
Iruka meets a very weird, sexy and incredibly manipulative silver-haired stranger at the airport. Kakashi helps him make it onto his flight but what's expected in return takes Iruka on a journey into danger and sensuality. KakaIru abounds within!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 150,855 - Reviews: 1541 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Ready For The Thaw by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Part 2 of the Wolf Dean Saga. Set After 'Frozen Inside'. Wolf!Dean is mated to Castiel now, but reconnecting with John's pack causes a whole new set of problems.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,369 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Initiation by The Man in the Box reviews
One night Tony invites Steve for a drink, after some hours talking together they start to learn how to get along and Tony decides to take things in charge and teach Steve some of the things he missed during the time he was frozen. The thing he didn't expect was that Steve might also have things to teach him in return. /Slash Steve/Tony\
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,581 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
time has taught me to pick up her pieces by Ashen Key reviews
Romanoff's face went tight in ways that had nothing to do with mission and, just like that, the mission went off the rails.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Two Sides Of the Coin by magical-notes reviews
If asked, Tony Stark would be hard pressed to figure out how Loki Laufeyson ended up in his bed, or how the chaos god continued being there. But he can't deny enjoying it.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,898 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Warning: Local Noise Ordinance by dhauren reviews
What's a poor green rage monster do when a car alarm keeps going off? Well, be a nice guy and turn it off, of course!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Other Variable by fakeasain56 reviews
AU - In a world where Bruce Banner decided to hide his smarts from the world, Tony Stark realizes just how smart he is. It's hide versus strut, and only one can win. TW: Past Child Abuse
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,896 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - [Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Under a Thick Exterior by Marilyn Cane reviews
All the signs are there. Everyone's just too stupid to notice.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,417 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S.
Bedtime for 221B by akisura12 reviews
John and Sherlock talk in bed, of course they do. A collection of conversations John and Sherlock have at night. Contains some non-graphic J/S fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 31,249 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
I want you in my bed, just not the way you think by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
Tony craves human contact, and he thinks the only way to get it is by sleeping around or drunk attempts at cuddling. It takes a little while, but eventually Steve understands what's going on in his teammate's head, and he's determined to help.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 111 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Make Yourself At Home by psiten reviews
Bonding over sleepless nights, incoherency, and pizza. Because sometimes, you need a friend. Proto-Steve/Tony, some spoilers for the movie.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,419 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 77 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Of Languages by QueenRiley reviews
After a life spent immersed in secrets, it was difficult to let go and learn to live without them.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,784 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Steve and Tony by Bombshell1701 reviews
Five times Tony Stark messed with Steve Rogers, and one time he didn't. A celebration of their bromance, with Tony being really quite naughty; poor Steve! not slash! Rated T for some adult concepts. Author's notes at the end. Feedback appreciated.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Red by Red Shiloh reviews
As the team grows closer, the mystery of Natasha's past becomes more and more apparent. But a lady never tells.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Low by Lywinis reviews
In case you needed to kill me, but you can't. I know, I've tried. I got low, I didn't see an end so I put a bullet in my mouth and the other guy spit it out. Trigger warning, attempted suicide.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Bargain by Evita the Akita reviews
Loki carries out his intended plans for Black Widow and Hawkeye, and Clint wakes just long enough to see his good work. AU; character death.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Conscience by Shipperwolf reviews
It whispers, broken and cracked, when he least wants or needs it to. He never listens. Loki-centric oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Sentiment by LittleLionLoki reviews
"Are people born wicked? Or do they have wickedness thrust upon them?" Bit of a drabble.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Loki
straight black lines by Mira-Jade reviews
He never did forgive Nick Fury for bloodying up his trading cards. Not during that first week, anyway. SPOILERS, and fix-it fic for the film.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Nick F. - Complete
Girl Talk by Many Impossible Things reviews
When men are stupid, a girl's best bet is to talk to a friend. Pepper Potts is Agent Natasha Romanoff's friend.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Rivers and Roads by Shtuff reviews
One-shot. Natasha, Clint, and a house in the countryside, surrounded by trees and endless fields of rolling grass. Healing in the wake of devastation is never simple, but maybe here, in this quiet place, they can try.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,798 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Breakfast by footshooter reviews
in the Avengers household. Tony tries to wind up Bruce. Bruce tries to read the paper. Clint inadvertently stood up Natasha and can think of nothing to do but hide. And Steve accomplishes what Tony's been trying to do from the start. Total crackfic.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Weakness by Sofipitch reviews
All he had to do was make sure a woman trained to detect someone's weakness wouldn't sense his.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Stupid, Heroic Pretty Boy Soldier by HigherMagic reviews
Missing scene: Is this the first time you lost a soldier?
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Stained by ElleOL reviews
Natasha has never been one for sentiment. She's broken, and she's past the point of fixing. So as she stands on the rooftop late that night, peering into the darkness of her fate, why does she find herself calling on five people to say goodbye?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,290 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
StarSpangledStruck by chaletian reviews
Pre-movie. Clint and Natasha find Coulson engaged in some frankly disturbing behaviour in his office.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Working Nine To Five by chaletian reviews
Office!AU for all the team. Clint keeps stealing the office doughnuts in the name of love. Steve Rogers leads his crack team of data analysts to doughnut-winning glory. Well, that's the plan.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Complete
In Which Tony Stark Is A Philanthropist by chaletian reviews
...and All-Round Great Guy. Post-film fix-it. Tony decides to get Coulson laid. It's the least he can do.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Sex Arrows Are Not A Thing by chaletian reviews
Clint Barton thinks he's Cupid, and he has the bow to prove it. There may be a head injury involved.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Agent Coulson, Patron Saint of SHIELD by Agent Malkere reviews
Being dead was odd but, overall, slightly underwhelming.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Big Damn Terrified Heroes by tobinfic reviews
The Avengers meet their match in the privacy of their own kitchen. Spoiler-free humourous crack fic!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Wow by tobinfic reviews
Ever wondered how the Hulk's trousers expand with him when he transforms? Ensemble fic. Humour and crack! Spoiler-free if you haven't seen the film yet.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Bigger by Bombshell1701 reviews
MOVIEVERSE. Tony has a question about the super soldier. Rated M for adult themes- THIS IS NOT SLASH, so relax! Post-Avengers movie. Please R&R.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Silence and Sound by Lyaka reviews
They don't go out of their way to keep it a secret. It's just that, somehow, no one knows. Mystrade.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Welcome To 2012, Cap by Bombshell1701 reviews
Five things about 2012 that make Steve Rogers unhappy, and one thing that doesn't. Post-Captain America/pre-and-post-Avengers, with a cameo from Tony. Rated M for bad language and adult themes. Author's note at the end. R&R please
Captain America - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
Teamwork Ficlets by Asuka Kureru reviews
Series of random minifics from the Teamwork universe. Main pairing NaruSasuSaku, other pairings, other POVs, might not follow Teamwork canon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 29,239 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Becoming by SensiblyTainted reviews
How much of what you are depends on your environment? If everything changed, who would you become? Harry Potter is about to find out. If it would save everything he loved, could he become a Dark Lord?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 189,905 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Ultimate Sacrifice by Miwa03 reviews
-2nd Best Canon fiction in Dokuga Awards- What things will you do for your loved ones? “A life for a life.” He said. “If you want this Sesshoumaru to bring the half-breed’s life back into the living, then you must do the same. Bring a life to this world.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 76,462 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
Parallels by Red Tigress reviews
Movie-verse. Ficlet prompt response for "One of the many things Steve hated about Tony Stark was that he never knew what it was like to be the little guy." Steve draws parallels between them.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Nine Lives by MaverikFlame reviews
After a magic mishap, Loki finds himself temporarily stuck in the form of a cat. Tony's beginning to think he might be more of a dog person. Eventual Tony/Loki
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,603 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - [Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Bizarre Tales of A Teenage Genius by fro-baby reviews
Sherlock Holmes doesn't have friends. John/Sherlock boarding school AU.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,025 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Dead Bodies by chaletian reviews
For two minutes, the car was filled with writhing and caterwauling. Then blessed silence. John loved this game. Wee!chester fluff.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/9/2012 - John W., Dean W. - Complete
Tony Stark by peacefulsands reviews
Fifty sentences on the subject of Tony Stark - 1 for each of fifty prompts.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Ring of Fire by chaletian reviews
Five times Johnny Cash provided the soundtrack to John Winchester's life.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/6/2012 - John W. - Complete
The Internet is for Porn by chaletian reviews
Jo Harvelle finds more than she planned when she googles herself.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Jo H., Dean W. - Complete
Matchmaker, Matchmaker by Vash The Humanoid Sunshower reviews
For SherlockBBCfic prompt: Sherlock, upon discovering that John is bisexual but has sworn off men, makes it his mission to set John up on various dates to help him find the perfect man. Hilarity ensues. S/J: Pre-slash/Slash Last chapter up!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,623 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Twisted Every Way by withaflourish reviews
Molly Hooper and Jim Moriarty like to tie up loose ends; if they can have fun doing so, all the better. So when they hear that The Woman is currently hale and hearty in America, they decide to pay her a little visit.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2012 - J. Moriarty, Molly Hooper - Complete
Don't Blink? No Problem by Evenmoor reviews
Castiel meets a Weeping Angel. It's not a fair fight.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Weeping Angels, Castiel - Complete
Five Times Tony Saved Clint's Ass by Red Tigress reviews
...one time Clint saved Tony's ass, and how it was all connected. Movie-verse. Starts as comedy, but will meld into drama. No pairings, rated for language and violence. FINAL chapter's up, in which a lot of people see red.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,188 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Clockwork by HoistTheColours reviews
Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,314 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
Bring It On Home by thecouchcarrot reviews
Multi-chapter Dean/Cas AU. Dean the Sales Rep just moved into the neighborhood, and his neighbor is a definitely crazy shut-in. Ch. 30: "I'm not lovely. Knitted tea cozies are lovely." Now complete.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,619 - Reviews: 1526 - Favs: 1,616 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
You Can't Spell Sniper Without Spin by NezumiPi reviews
Phil Coulson is assigned to determine if Clint Barton should be recruited to S.H.I.E.L.D.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Brothers Holmes by Shtuff reviews
Mycroft has always known his brothers would die young. One-shot. Wildly AU.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,737 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Ella by Ariane DeVere reviews
John finds comfort and shelter from an unexpected source. Despite the title, this is NOT a post-Reichenbach story.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Moll by emily.down reviews
Jim from IT and Molly Hooper have a talk one night in bed. Takes place during Season 1. R&R
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty - Complete
John Watson by jeviennis reviews
The demise of John Watson, seen through Death's eyes. Inspired by The Book Thief by Markus Zusak.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/25/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Trenches by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM They're auror partners, smoking buddies, wine mates, co-inhabitants of a snow filled trench somewhere in western Scotland, and they've had it with being cold. Written for hidinginmybones over at hdgifts on livejournal
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Reunion by MissMeggsie reviews
A post-Reichenbach drabble - series 2 finale SPOILER ALERT! - about the reuniting of Sherlock and John. Angst becomes slight fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sometimes by G.D. Beans reviews
Sometimes it was hard. A Molly Hooper thought ficlet.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Molly Hooper - Complete
Therapy by OrangeZest100 reviews
I wrote this to deal with "The Reichenbach Fall". Some dark depression. Can be read as either slash or friendship.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Perfect by thecakeisalive reviews
Perfect. It's all perfect.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/23/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Masterpiece by ClariToGo reviews
Sebastian finds a graffiti in the streets with a very strange message. He should do something about it...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Sebastian M./Seb, J. Moriarty - Complete
Homecoming by PeaceRoseG'ladheon reviews
Sherlock always has, and always will be alone. Or so the Scotland Yard thought, until a soldier, just back from Afghanistan, appears at one of the crime scenes, looking for a Sherlock Holmes. For detectives, they're terrible at making accurate deductions.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 1,645 - Follows: 174 - Published: 1/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Glass House by callipygian-club reviews
In which Sherlock survives the fall, but slips into a coma from health complications.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2012 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Just An Idea by Jane Willow reviews
Irene Adler doesn't mean to find out.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Hawkeye Hates Prince of Thieves by Red Tigress reviews
Prompt response. "Hawkeye is not someone you want to watch Robin Hood movies with." Clint, Steve and Thor. No pairings.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Disappear, Reapper by thatgirlwiththebooks reviews
He would've compared the concept of friendship to parasitism. Friends sucked the life out of you, and they made you give up time, bite your tongue, and play nice. Sherlock never would've done "nice," until he met John. Sherlock/John, post Reichenbach
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Oneshot: Captain John by thegoodpill reviews
John knows how much Sherlock likes it when he's ordering around. He's going to use it against him. For his own pleasure.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/13/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Break Me Out of My Cocoon by too-much-like-Luna reviews
Irene Adler/Molly Hooper. Irene lives on, and Molly is taught how to begin. For the prompt: Irene Adler shapes Molly into her own version of John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Molly Hooper - Complete
Lost and Found by Anonymous Eli reviews
A badly injured Sherlock waits for help to arrive. Naturally, he's more concerned with the whereabouts of his scarf.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 166 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Imaginary by columbine-and-asphodel reviews
Sherlock is sixteen and dying- has been for the entirety of his memory. John's been his friend for eternity. There's a bit of focus on Mr. & Mrs. Holmes, as it gives important background information.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Fandom Who Waited by samlicker113 reviews
Meta, AU. A series of oneshots as Ms. Fandom waits for Sherlock to come back... Rated T for drug references.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 9/14/2011
The Appeal of SnowBased Theoretical Warfare by peroxidepest17 reviews
There was supposed to be a snowball fight. Cas and Dean are doing it wrong.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
The Game is Afoot by Dark Satirist reviews
Post AGoS. The inevitable reunion between Sherlock Holmes and John Watson. Sherlock's on a new case and John wants answers as to how his friend survived the fall. Major spoilers.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/21/2011 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
The Eight Problems With Tony Stark by ShinkonoKokoro reviews
Implied and sometimes not so subtle Tony/Steve. Steve has a few complaints. Not that he would ever tell Tony.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,722 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Anthony S. - Complete
Courting is Over by Ariane DeVere reviews
Sarah Sawyer's life was never the same after she met John Watson and his crazy flatmate. When the crazy flatmate's brother came on the scene, life got REALLY weird.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,408 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Complete
Equestrian by raven612 reviews
Sherlock brings home a new friend. One-shot. *MAJOR SPOILERS for the new movie*
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2011 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
Cold Snap by Mirith Griffin reviews
"The Mayo Clinic prescription for hypothermia is this: Tea. Blanket fort. Sex. All right, it doesn't come right out and say that on the website. But Sherlock can read between the lines." A prequel to "Heat Wave."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,132 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
In Which There Are Kittens by StoneWingedAngel reviews
"Sherlock, I can't have been out more than an hour – how on earth have you managed to procure half a dozen kittens in that space of time?"
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
When Things Go Slightly Wrong by Ninja C reviews
A series of short stories about when things go slightly awry in the Harry Potter world. No particular era, plot, characters, or pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 22,426 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 8/20/2007
Spock Is Not Impressed by NineKindsofCrazy reviews
Five times Spock was not impressed. And one time he maybe kinda sorta was. Implied S/U at the end.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Spock - Complete
The Poem by Mariposa en Arrullo reviews
High School!AU. John is horrified when his project partner turns out to be the insane Sherlock Holmes. SLASH- warning for some language and teen smut! M to be safe
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,659 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by Sidney Sussex reviews
Sebastian Moran couldn't have chosen a worse time to fall ill.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,054 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Sebastian M./Seb, J. Moriarty - Complete
Author, Author by Ariane DeVere reviews
Sexytimes for John and Sherlock suddenly don't feel quite right. John finds out the startling reason why.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/16/2011 - John W. - Complete
I Didn't Recognise You Without the Handcuffs by ShinkonoKokoro reviews
Avengers AU where Steve is a New York cop and Tony's rich and bored. Solution? Get arrested.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Realizations by j'ecrive.en.anglais reviews
John/Sherlock; how each character reacts when they find out. So far; Sherlock, Anderson, not!Anthea, Mycroft, Harry, John's mum, Molly, Lestrade, and 2 receptionists at the clinic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,785 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Pull of One Magnet to Another by ellie.hell reviews
Mummy has arranged Mycroft's marriage with an ex-army doctor. However, John meets Sherlock first, and sparks fly.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,191 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Movie Night by Shuggie reviews
As part of integrating Steve into the modern world, Tony sets aside one night a week to watch movies. It's supposed to be just him and Steve, but everyone else joins in on the party. Movie-verse. Tony/Steve pre-slash
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Anthony S. - Complete
Confusion leads to delusion by Cinnamon secrets reviews
A secret exchange is organized on the Enterprise to celebrate Valentine's Day… however it's well known that on this ship rumors and misunderstandings always get in the way
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,344 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
I Wanna Take You to a Gay Bar by Mariposa en Arrullo reviews
Probably done before- Sherlock and John go to a gay bar- for a case! Sexy dancing, UST, and a happy ending, of course : R and R greatly appreciated!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,078 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Teamwork 2 by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSaku OT3. Sequel to Teamwork. Training, house, baby, Kyuubi, Itachi, oh my. What, you thought life would be easy? ABANDONED, detailed summary of the ending linked in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 197,055 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Something to Talk About by Cheryl W reviews
What you see isn't what you get with the Winchesters. No Slash
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Heat Wave by Mirith Griffin reviews
Sherlock needs cooling off. John needs Sherlock. Can they come to an agreement?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Bumble Bee and Flower Who Fell in Love by OneWhoSitsWithTheTurtles reviews
AU. Arthur is a hardworking bumble bee and Eames is a flamboyant flower. Arthur/Eames
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,701 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
A Minor Position by j'ecrive.en.anglais reviews
Mycroft watches over London, because who else can? A brief character study.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Mycroft H. - Complete
It's an Experiment by YupThatsMySock reviews
Sherlock kidnaps John's jumpers for "an experiment". John decides it's only fair to kidnap the skull. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/26/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The War by EllaRose00 reviews
Takes place 11 years or so after "The Healer." Leah's POV. Over the years, armies have grown and lines have been drawn. Some are ready to defend their side but some are still deciding on what they are fighting for.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,861 - Reviews: 3147 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Leah
Dead Last by rosesareblue reviews
To win a warped bet, Sasuke crossdresses as a schoolgirl. A misogynist, he sees NO advantage in being a girl, till he meets the vocal of Konoha's hottest band. In order to woo a certain dobe, Sasuke must learn the darkest female arts: fangirling. BL.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,096 - Reviews: 2818 - Favs: 1,622 - Follows: 1,960 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Winter Lullaby by columbine-and-asphodel reviews
Sherlock's gone, but he didn't leave John with nothing. He left him five things. Implied major character death.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Scream by StoneWingedAngel reviews
"If you make one sound, utter a word, Sherlock, if you scream or beg for mercy, then I'll shoot him." Sherlock and John are captured. Moriarty has plans for them. Rated T for basically everything nasty.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Pipes by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto is alone in his apartment when he realizes that he can hear the man upstairs singing through the pipes in the bathroom. Is it possible to start a relationship based on how much you like someone's voice? SasuNaru, AU, TWO-SHOT, Naru & Sasu POVs
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 29,514 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Seaweed is Always Greener by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Little Mermaid was obviously evil since being a Winchester means all childhood is ruined forever.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Healer by EllaRose00 reviews
The Cullen clan is back at high school but now with Jacob and Nessie. New friends and new problems for Nessie. Going to high school with your parents and trying to figure out your relationship with your best friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,327 - Reviews: 3113 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
The Important Bit by Rayndrop reviews
Just where exactly is the line between "to love" and "to be in love"? What difference is required between "flatmate" and "husband"? Besides the rings, obviously. The important bit is that they have each other. Married asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,038 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Oh No You Didn't by madwriter223 reviews
-Kink Meme- Loki's pregnant. By Tony. To quote the OP, Thor flips his ****. Crack and humor, people!
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Grandchildren by madwriter223 reviews
-Kink Meme- Odin wants grandkids. Now, preferably. And he won't shut up until he gets them. Humor
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Lists by Sidney Sussex reviews
TRIGGER WARNING for suicidal ideation. Lestrade makes lists of reasons to live. John helps.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/31/2011 - DI Lestrade, John W.
A Slight Misunderstanding by Coragyps reviews
In which I, John Watson, manage to accidentally convince my flatmate I'm in love with him.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,392 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Better Solution by Mother of Tears reviews
According to the new Ministry Marriage Law, Hermione has to marry a pueblood wizard right away. That would mean leaving school. Suicide seems the only way out...until she is offered a better solution.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 157,109 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 1,317 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G.
5 Things Loki Did For Sigyn by madwriter223 reviews
1 Sigyn Did For Him. Mostly GEN, some Humor, some Fluff, the last segment is DARKish, so be warned.
Crossover - Norse Mythology & Thor - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Loki - Complete
Then Comes a Mist and a Weeping Rain by faithwood reviews
It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Metaphorical angst. Hufflepuffs. A peacock. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,038 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 71 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Look at What the Met Dragged In by Atlin Merrick reviews
"No offense Sherlock, but John and I are a lot more rough round the edges than you are. You'd have made a much prettier girl." Sherlock's long, painted fingers ran slowly up one long leg, tugging the wrinkles from his black hose. "True…"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
5 Times Sarek Was a Tad Overprotective by madwriter223 reviews
and 1 Time He Realized He Had a Successor. Humor and Family fluff, slight Spones at the end.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sarek, Spock - Complete
Not Fair, Not in the Least by madwriter223 reviews
-AU- A story of how Sherlock came to be. A story of deceit and pain that will never be voiced, no matter how much they want to.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,344 - Reviews: 2290 - Favs: 2,726 - Follows: 2,729 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Dammit, Arthur by moon's the limit reviews
Sooner or later, Arthur's going to succumb to one of Eames' pick up lines. Srsly, guise. Guise. Srsly.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,369 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
The Ten Rules of Architecture by Meralie reviews
Ariadne leads an art seminar as an assignment for her university class. She convinces Arthur to pose. She fails to tell him that he'll be posing with another man...nude.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,106 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Eames, Arthur - Complete
Not What You Think by Musashi Den reviews
Arthur catches Eames doing something unexpected. Slash
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Equality by j'ecrive.en.anglais reviews
Headmaster McGonagall interviews an interesting applicant for the ever-vacant Defense Against the Dark Arts post.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Minerva M. - Complete
Archenemies by Vash The Humanoid Sunshower reviews
What if Sherlock and Mycroft aren't brothers by blood, but chose their relationship through childhood? "Sherlock didn't have much use for children his own age. They were loud. They grabbed at you, hands covered in drool or dirt, and sometimes they bit."
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,164 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
Sustain or Concerto for the Famished in D Minor by MaybeAmanda reviews
"So now you're behaving like a six year old 'cause he didn't take you along on his honeymoon?" Lestrade said. "Grow the hell up."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,120 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Searching for Fine by Dayja reviews
Five times someone tried to "prove" to Sherlock that he wasn't actually asexual, and the one person to whom it didn't matter.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,491 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Molly Bloody Hooper by tepid sponge bath reviews
A zombie apocalypse in the Sherlock universe. Caused accidentally on purpose by one Molly Hooper. She's trying to make up for it.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.
The Effects of Excessive Pressure on Molly Hooper by tepid sponge bath reviews
There is such a thing as too much pressure. And when Molly Hooper finally snaps, well, she has dead bodies to work with in the morgue, doesn't she?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Victory and Defeat by bahari reviews
L can't help but be intrigued by classmate Light Yagami, and Light can't help himself either-even as Light's mental health deteriorates, they are still drawn together. AU LxLight, 50 sentence prompts.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Light Y., L - Complete
Unspoiled by forthright reviews
Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 167,228 - Reviews: 11147 - Favs: 7,115 - Follows: 3,279 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Clutter by forthright reviews
AU. Mrs. Higurashi decides to help her daughter put her life together; enter Sesshoumaru, professional organizer extraordinaire. A romantic comedy told in 100 word snippets. COMPLETE
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 200 - Words: 33,491 - Reviews: 4112 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Technical Difficulties by MaverikFlame reviews
"I think it's stuck." Loki's eyes popped wide. "What?" he shrieked. "It can't be!"
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Living Lore by Silver Pard reviews
London dreams of Sherlock Holmes and John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Lies by lanuitestcalme reviews
Loki can feel the rifts in his relationship with his brother grow, but he cannot find a way to stop them. So he lies, falling back on old tricks in hopes to salvage what little he has left.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Solution by Ashen Key reviews
Loki offers Sif a solution to her worries that her parents may marry her off rather than see her a warrior.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Loki, Sif - Complete
Not Quite Annoyance by grannysknitting reviews
Sherlock wants to show off, Lestrade takes it in his stride, and John gets the giggles
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Automatic by AthenaAlpha reviews
Falling in love with Arthur is just one of many good moments. Others include, but are not limited to, kissing Arthur, tormenting Arthur, tormenting Cobb,who insists on distracting Arthur, and learning Physics. Which may or may not also be Arthur related.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,078 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Reunions, Rowdiness and Phone Calls by Jennistar1 reviews
John goes on a school reunion and gets drunk. Sherlock solves some crimes and gets some interesting phone calls.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/20/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Penitence by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Albus Potter is a prankster and Scorpius Malfoy is the very picture of innocence. There will be hell to pay when both are sorted into Slytherin. MATURE CONTENT WARNING BLAH BLAH ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,514 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Toes by grannysknitting reviews
John muses on ways that Sherlock is affectionate. Established relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Socialization for Angels by peroxidepest17 reviews
It's Thursday at the Winchesters' and everyone already knows how this story goes.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Dean W., Bobby S. - Complete
Corruption by C.Queen reviews
No Malfoy has ever beaten a Potter. Scorpius Malfoy plans to change that however by using Al Potter's attraction to him as a weapon against the Potters. Only problem is Al has figured out the plan and he has some of his own. So who will corrupt who?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 139,763 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Homemade Biscuits and Homemade Deceptions by Jennistar1 reviews
You thought he was the real Moriarty? Oh please.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sherlock H., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Tea with Women by Ivory Novelist reviews
In which Mary Morstan invites John and Sherlock over for tea and her partner turns out to be the last woman Sherlock expected to meet. Asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John platonic romance . Profanity, banter, schmoop, love, and a surprise guest.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Love is a Battlefield by peroxidepest17 reviews
Cas makes new friends and Dean hates them a lot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,556 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5037 - Favs: 11,590 - Follows: 1,334 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Stepping Sideways Into the Underground by toujourspret reviews
The team takes a case that's different from the usual case: extract the location of a serial killer's last victim. Ariadne finds herself inside the murderer's mind, lost in a twisted Wonderland where the only way out is in and the only way up is down.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,930 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Ariadne - Complete
Paper Football by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
AU Castiel is an english teacher, marking his papers outside so he can watch Coach Winchester at work. One paper proves too intesting to pass over. Because all I did while was down was write porn.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Sensual Ace by Ivory Novelist reviews
In which John discovers why Sherlock does cocaine and decides to become a substitute. BBC Sherlock. Gen, platonic romance. Asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Size Matters by Laurielove reviews
Hermione, Ginny and Hannah ponder the relative size of various parts of their professor's anatomy. M content. Fun bit of silliness. SS/HG, GW and HA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S., Ginny W., Hannah A. - Complete
Traditional Markings as Applicable To by grannysknitting reviews
Sherlock is jealous. John is devious. Established relationship. Requested fic
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
He Just Strolled In by kaitouahiru reviews
Mello doesn't remember Matt from Wammy's House. Matt just strolled into his place casually, saying he'd be a better hacker then the one Mello's got.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 32,122 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Case Of The Suicidal Brother by Jennistar1 reviews
Mycroft is suspected of trying to kill himself by drug overdose. Sherlock refuses to believe this - Mycroft just isn't the type. …Is he?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4641 - Favs: 4,671 - Follows: 3,469 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
The Magic of Deduction by TheShoelessOne reviews
John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,395 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 2,351 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
Diplomatic Relations by Coragyps reviews
John explores the narrow boundaries of Sherlock's sexuality. SLASH.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/9/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Pin Me Up, Pin Me Down by J-Pop Princess reviews
Sakura is in her third year of medical school and is struggling to pay the bills. When an opportunity comes to pose as a nude model for a men's magizine, she reluctantly takes it, but she didn't expect the magnetic pull toward her photographer. Kaka/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,006 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 114 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Mirror by cloudyjenn reviews
When Dean touches a strange mirror, he's whisked away to one alternate reality after another and it doesn't take him long to realize the universe is trying to tell him something.-Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,056 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 170 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
5 Bad Habits Castiel Picked Up by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
...and one Dean didn't mind as much. My obligatory 5 things fic, with some angst, some fluff and a tiny tiny nouveau cuisine amount of porn.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Who’s Afraid of the Dentists’ Daughter? by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Muggleborn Hermione Granger is sorted into Slytherin, but after a nasty prank goes wrong and gives her red eyes, her classmates become convinced that she’s the Dark Lord’s heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 1,787 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Hermione G.
Phases of the Moon by peroxidepest17 reviews
The one where Dean doesn't have commitment issues because Sam has them for him. A sequel to "Curvature of the Earth"
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,036 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
All That Glitters by Atlin Merrick reviews
So. John and Sherlock. Sherlock and John. Getting together. Romantically. How'd it all start, anyway? Well, essentially it was Gary Glitter's fault, and you can take that to the bank.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,326 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Christmas With the Family by Lyricoloratura reviews
Jim loves Christmas - but his first Christmas in space is proving to be hard on him for a lot of reasons. Now it's up to his friends to make sure he gets the holiday he deserves.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,017 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Valentine Bites by MuseDePandora reviews
A series of drabbles written for the Valentine's Day theme. Pairings: Molly/Moriarty, Sherlock/John, Clara/Harry, Mycroft/not!Anthea, Mrs. Hudson/Skull
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Talk Turkey to Me by Quillslinger reviews
"That mouth is going to get you in a world of trouble, Mr. Eames." Arthur/Eames. Slash.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,815 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Eames, Arthur - Complete
Hyakumensou by Agni reviews
A contract signed eighteen years ago has turned Naruto’s life upside down. How will he cope with this new, troubling development in his life that he cannot escape? Yaoi, ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 98,617 - Reviews: 1517 - Favs: 2,214 - Follows: 2,354 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Hall of Mirrors by Silver Pard reviews
Happily Ever After depends upon your way of looking.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,363 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 8/7/2007
Things a Vampire Can’t Do by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
A series of VERY FUNNY one-shots of things our favorite vampires can't do. Set in Eclipse. Brought to you by JasperSAYSrelax128 writer of "Oops, he did it again!"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Complete
ACTION! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Funny Takes...making fun of the Twilight MOVIE! HILARIOUS! Seriously....read if you want to laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009
The Snake and His Lion by iWannaPetYourPetPeacock reviews
Harrison Evans is the Slytherin's 'pet lion.' But what happens when one Slytherin forgets that only person Harry belongs to, is Tom Riddle? AU, Magic, Slash, Mature Content, TR/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,951 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 2,074 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
The Anatomist by rosa acicularis reviews
"When they are children, Moriarty is a game. A story they tell only to each other, in whispers." Jim and Molly Moriarty, from the beginning.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,196 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3765 - Favs: 5,477 - Follows: 2,327 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Please Leave a Message by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Crack/Romance Dean and Castiel's relationship starts with a serious of cellphone pranks. Sam POV & Dean POV Dean writes 'for a good time call Cas 9875467' on every bathroom wall they see for three days...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Sam is Genius Everyone is Dumb by peroxidepest17 reviews
Dean is doing stuff. Castiel is getting stuff done to him. It seems like the only one who understands what "stuff" actually means is Sam. Sometimes it's hard being the smart one.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
Stutters and Sings by rosieth reviews
A look at Molly's past and her present. What makes Molly who she is? genfic.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Molly Hooper - Complete
Gravid by Blind Author reviews
Complete. Written for a kinkmeme prompt: girl!John is pregnant during Reichenbach, and the day Sherlock returns to London is actually the day Joan goes into labour...violence, implied sex, medical discussions of pregnancy, Sherlock/Joan
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,166 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 70 - Published: 1/14/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Five Times John Woke Up Next to Sherlock by TheShoelessOne reviews
and One Time He Did Something About It. John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 58 - Published: 1/13/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Obvious Fact by MuseDePandora reviews
John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,033 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 2,417 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Five Times Spock Scared Chekov by Lilith Luciferia reviews
and One Time He Didn't. Spock seems to frighten so many people without intending or realizing it. Here are related the tales of five times Pavel Chekov fell victim to this phenomenon, and one time Spock wasn't so bad. My first story. Reviews are adored.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,199 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Spock, P. Chekov - Complete
A Bit Backwards by p.r. fox reviews
Love, John muses, is sort of like a Quentin Tarantino film. Except not really.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Hand by thecouchcarrot reviews
Dean/Cas, multichapter, slight AU. Dean's busy trying to re-soulify his brother, but Cas needs help. Maybe it's time Dean gave it to him. Ch. 15: Dean glared indignantly. "I find the term 'lovebirds' to be offensive. We prefer to be called 'sex-falcons.'"
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,474 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Sullen Fate by xxlostdreamerxz reviews
AU Darkly Treacherous: What happens when Harry is captured by the Light side?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,396 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 1,469 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Changer by Vingilot reviews
Harry Potter has been missing since he was eight. Now, seven years later, Severus Snape has a one night stand that just doesn’t seem to end. How long will they be able to keep their secrets? HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 97,320 - Reviews: 4180 - Favs: 3,872 - Follows: 4,254 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Counting the Hours by forthright reviews
AU. When Inuyasha calls in a favor, Kagome sacrifices her holiday in order to help him fulfill an annual familial obligation. Missed flights, misunderstandings, and mistletoe conspire to bring two strangers together. SK. **watch for annual additions**
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 29,618 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
Teaching Sherlock A Lesson by Jennistar1 reviews
John gets jealous. Sherlock doesn't. Yeah right.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Familiar Faces by sg2009 reviews
AU John and Mary live only to hunt evil after losing their sons to the fire. When they enlist a runaway to play bait for a monster, they discover things aren't always what they seem.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,989 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Mary W., John W. - Complete
Darkly Treacherous by xxlostdreamerxz reviews
AU: What if Harry grew up neglected by his parents? What if he had been kidnaped by Voldemort and raised as his dark heir? Read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,624 - Reviews: 4384 - Favs: 4,105 - Follows: 3,852 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
Going With It by Ahja Reyn reviews
Sasuke learns that in the face of confusion, it's sometimes best to just go with it. NaruSasu, twoshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Trouble with Normal by Cinnamon secrets reviews
It's time for the Enterprise's performance evaluation. Too bad that on this ship, 'normal' gets a whole new meaning. Slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,999 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 82 - Published: 12/26/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Road Less Traveled by verityburns reviews
Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,886 - Reviews: 1523 - Favs: 2,956 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
he kindly stopped for me by Mira-Jade reviews
She has been dealing with dead bodies for so long that she shouldn't really have been surprised when one sat up, and started to speak to her. Not really, anyway. Molly/Moriarty
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty - Complete
The LipLock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 4,050 - Follows: 411 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mycroft's Secret by bananasrokk reviews
"He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake." Sherlock suspects his brother may actually be Father Christmas. This calls for a holiday investigation! Pure crack!fic and nothing more. R&R!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Willow Demon by Anubis Ankh reviews
The war is over. It has been for three years. Neither side won. Hermione, who is determined to usurp the new government and bring the still-free Death Eaters to justice. It is now her turn to spy, in the unlikeliest of ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,418 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Troubles of Marriage Counselling by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock and John go to marriage counselling for a case. Hilarity and angst happen in equal measures. Pre S/J.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 77 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Never Change by kally77 reviews
Series of ficlets set after the events of "Three Times When Sasuke Didn't Kiss Naruto". NaruSasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,288 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Longest Christmas by brytewolf reviews
The only thing Jim's ever wanted is Spock. But Spock is the one thing he can't have - until a strange visitor grants Jim one wish. Written for K/S Advent on Livejournal.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,208 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/7/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Forty One Times Dead by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 347 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Authentic Embellishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Arthur is at a costume party, bored witless and waiting for Cobb to hurry up with wooing his girlfriend so they can leave. He soon discovers that alcohol and attractive gladiators shouldn't mix. MATURE ADULT CONTENT HEREIN
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,270 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
The Worst Honeymoon by FairyNiamh reviews
Kirk has the worst honeymoon ever. M/M pairing *There be crack inside*
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Published: 11/25/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Lestrade's Lists of Terrible Things by lillyankh reviews
All the many things Lestrade has found out that he really, really wishes he never had. Two fics in one. Multiple pairings, all of them slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/25/2010 - DI Lestrade - Complete
Like Grapefruits by kiwismakemehappy reviews
Now a series of drabbles/oneshots. Newest chapter includes streams of conscience.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,683 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Complete
Let It Snow by FastForward reviews
The last thing Sasuke wanted to do for Christmas was be stuck in the middle of nowhere with buckets of snow and an annoying neighbour who won't leave him alone. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 94,718 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
God Save The Queen by Alice Day reviews
Sherlock has a new case. John is petrified. The Queen is amused.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Polygamous Marriage by grannysknitting reviews
John wouldn't like to be known as Sherlock's girlfriend, and he disapproved of cheaters... so how could Sherlock convince him that he was more than just a flatmate? Post Ep 3. Could be seen as pre-slash, or just Sherlock being Sherlock cross posted atLJ
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Relationship with Sherlock Holmes by grannysknitting reviews
John wakes up married. Sherlock wonders what took him so long. Slash but not at all graphic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Disintegration by nyssa123 reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a debilitating terminal disease. John is there for him. Character death, non-explicit slash. Written for the LiveJournal kink meme.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/2/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
SM CASE FILES by lillyankh reviews
There are some things in this world that we were never meant to understand.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Trick Me, Treat Me by GeminiScar reviews
AU Halloween Oneshot. Sasuke has a crush on his Older Brother's best friend Naruto. Only Problem is Itachi knows it, but what Sasuke seems to have forgotten is that Itachi will do anything for his little brother, and for his best friend at that.RATED MA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 85 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Home Truths by Richefic reviews
Sherlock asks John about Afghanistan. John confronts Sherlock about being a sociopath. A very important truth emerges. One shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Pavlov's Remote by lillyankh reviews
John finds an interesting way to stop Sherlock being rude. Lestrade is suitably disturbed by this. John/Sherlock, mild sexual content, written for a prompt.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/21/2010 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Mission Control by Emerald Embers reviews
Trying to find God wasn't just about looking. Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Random Jokes And Drabbles by Duck Life reviews
Just random things I think of when I read the Twilight series. Keep in mind that I usually think of these late at night! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 94 - Words: 6,914 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella
Hate This and I'll Love You by TheProblematique reviews
A contagion aboard the Enterprise brings everyone's true emotions to the surface, even those buried under layers of logic. Based on TOS episode "The Naked Time".
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,722 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
This is Not Convenient by cloudyjenn reviews
If Castiel doesn't find a mate soon, the council will assign him one. And Dean's not about to let that happen. Dean/Castiel slash
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,022 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 2,615 - Follows: 269 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Drowning by Dayja reviews
Sherlock has never learned to swim.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,414 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners by ardenteurophile reviews
Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,725 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Plan by Blind Author reviews
John had a plan, and it's name was Get Some Sex. And the capitals were most certainly necessary. A short, humourous oneshot that I wrote for fun. Slash, Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/20/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
To You, I Belong by brytewolf reviews
After getting into a bet with Sulu, Kirk finds himself trying to seduce Spock, whom Kirk believes hates him. But he finds out what Spock feels for him is certainly not hate.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,321 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/19/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
I've Got You by DarkAuroran reviews
A battle against the Hidden Village of Mist leaves Konoha in wreckage. Iruka sacrificed everything to save his home and now is in the hands of the infamous Sharingan-Kakashi during his recovery. Kakashi couldn't be happier! Kakairu YAOI, slight sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,532 - Reviews: 1975 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Dance Lessons by Anubis Ankh reviews
Lucius teaches a somewhat reluctant and seemingly hopeless Severus how to dance. From The Five Winters universe, though it can be read separately.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Love, Carefully Folded by dressagegrrrl reviews
Why does Hermione keep ending up naked in bed with Snape?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,772 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Girls Like Boys by Adistoria reviews
The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any — Marilyn Monroe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,563 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
it's time for a few small repairs, she said by Fialleril reviews
Molly came home with a vengeance. Character study, post TGG.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Kid in a Candy Store by Fialleril reviews
"I'm very disappointed in the adult world, John. Your brains are even more infantile than I'd thought." Asexual!Sherlock and mortified!John in a sex shop, by request.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
We Live in Awkward Times, My Friend by Rockstar with a Vendetta reviews
A series of awkward situations in which her friends discover Kel has been...intimate with someone. Being as nosy as they are, they then proceed to embarrass her on their quest to discover who has "conquered" the unconquerable lady knight.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,323 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Keladry
Chow Mein, Deductions and Realisations by Jennistar1 reviews
Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 120 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Master Spy by Aurette reviews
When misfortune befalls Professor Granger, the reclusive hero, Severus Snape, is called on to ride to her rescue. All in a day's work for the Master Spy. However, things are not always as they seem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,286 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The 3 Stages of Friendship by Jennistar1 reviews
Or: 3 ways Sherlock and John realised what friendship was. CHAPTER 3 UP. NOW FINISHED.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Benevolent Punishment by Mother of Tears reviews
Two years after the war, a dissatisfied Muggle science teacher wonders why he has gaps in his memory. Miles away, a young woman awakes from a two year coma with no memory at all. Alternate ending to the Half Blood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,646 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Anomalies by Alone Dreaming reviews
Maybe the real anomaly wasn't that he, a man with no emotional attachment, cared about John Watson but rather, that he hadn't realized it until now. Spoilers for 1x03. Sister fic to "Easy Decisions" but can stand alone.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Brother Complex by MeowChan16 reviews
Dysfunctional family AU. Al and Mattie have always been close brothers, but when Matthew gets hurt falling off a motorcycle, more people start giving him attention. Possessive Alfred doesn't like it - not one bit. Matfred with some FrUk. Rating bumped up!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 74,656 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Explosions, Literal and Otherwise by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 2,749 - Follows: 248 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Je t'aime, Canada by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
Oh yeah, Canada will make sure that no one will ever forget him again... America is not amused. America x Canada, Canada x World ... Chapters shall be edited/cleaned-up and then I'll finally finish this!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 84,901 - Reviews: 2029 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - [Canada, America]
Failure by Protector of Canon2 reviews
The first time Pavel Chekov failed at something that mattered, a woman died.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2010 - P. Chekov - Complete
Made With Love by Zalia Chimera reviews
Strange lights and smoke appear around England's house during the last few days of June every year. Convinced that England has been possessed, America and Canada finally go to find out what is really happening.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Complete
Expeditions on the Nile by rambling procrastinator reviews
Albus Severus Potter doesn't know it, but the Sorting Hat is to blame for the events of a significant portion of his life. It's a sly, old hat after all. Sometimes, though, he suspects the fault might lie with Scorpius. Oneshot; complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,872 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Author’s Parody by Mlmonty reviews
This fic is a parody, so don’t take it seriously by any means. It will be a series of oneshots and drabbles not interconnecting poking fun at things AUTHORS of fanfiction do.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 15,971 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Little White Lie by Protector of Canon2 reviews
Yet another charater study. Jim Kirk never believed in little white lies.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
The Art of Self Deception by Silver Pard reviews
She makes lists and burns them, as if that means they never existed.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella - Complete
That's So Weird by Protector of Canon2 reviews
Nyota Uhura's evolving opinion of James T. Kirk.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/9/2010 - N. Uhura, J. Kirk - Complete
His Favorite Color by C.Queen reviews
Four year old Scorpius Malfoy's favorite color is emerald green. He loves the color so much that he collects everything he can find in that color. And Scorpius has just met another little boy with the prettiest emerald green eyes ever!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Eskimo Kisses and Tickle Fights by thecouchcarrot reviews
Slight AU one-shot. Human!Cas, established relationship Dean/Cas, unabashedly fluffy. A story about things that real men do not do. "Isn't that kind of what you do anyways? Snuggle?" "We do not snuggle," Dean asserted. "We spoon manfully. For warmth."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Five Times Jim Stood Up For His Crew by Protector of Canon2 reviews
and the one time they returned the favor.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,667 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
A Forest for the Trees by Shtuff reviews
It's the end of the world, but somehow he's Hokage today. AU. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Wait Wait Wait by thecouchcarrot reviews
Stand-alone sequel to "Damn Straight." Dean/Cas, slight AU, Human!Cas. Dean and Cas have been together for a few weeks now, and Sam discovers that they still haven't done the deed. So what's the hold up? Now Complete. Ch4:Sam's motel neighbors are noisy.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,451 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2591 - Favs: 3,595 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fate Is Bothersome by Opague reviews
He was her savior and promised her marriage when she was only 6. Now fate has brought them together again. Does that promise still stand 9 years later? Even if they each have different plans? Is this misfortune or bothersome fate?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 167,857 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 3/13/2007
The Hot by TheProblematique reviews
Jim is cold. Spock is hot. Temperature-hot, of course.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,522 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
How to Romance a Human by cloudyjenn reviews
Castiel consults a Cosmo article in order to seduce Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 2,184 - Follows: 194 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
This Story Needs More Power Ballads by pyrebi reviews
In which Dean has an angelic boyfriend and Sam is a better brother than anyone gives him credit for.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Price of Beauty by TheProblematique reviews
Had the price of beauty been blindness, I would have looked - Ralph Ellison
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/15/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Inexorable by Vinyaya reviews
Albus/Scorpius SLASH. Oneshot. Al and Scorpius are best friends. Scorpius gets a girlfriend. Al is jealous. Al gets a girlfriend. Scorpius is jealous. FLANGST. Girlfriends are dumped. TRUE LOVE. Lots of fluffy, angsty randomness on the way. Typical ASS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,605 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Three Thousand Days of Innocence by cinnamon badge reviews
DracoGinny Draco Malfoy wasn't guilty of anything until no one could find him after the last battle... and to the Aurors, his absence spoke volumes about his culpability.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 140,850 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Mystic Minds by DarkAuroran reviews
Kakashi has always been comfortable in his cynical perception of the world. However, when he is sent to interview a reclusive doctor rumoured to have mystical powers of healing, a new world opens where the word 'Impossible' doesn't exist. KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 133 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
An Establishment by prone2dementia reviews
The world finds out the truth about Alex – not through the writings of a nosy reporter, not through the actions of a vengeful crime syndicate, not through the protests of a guilty government – but through the admission of MI6. A tale told by negations.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 2,219 - Follows: 303 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
It Might Start Now by lookupatthesky reviews
Alex is in a completely white room. It's kind of intimidating, and the weirdest part is that a dead man is sitting across from him. "Hello, Yassen." The man smiles slightly and nods once. Alex sighs heavily, asking, "I'm dead, aren't I?" Oneshot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,206 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
I'mmmm Baaaaccckk! by MrWriterWriter reviews
Harry returns to his youth to repair his life and get revenge on those who used him. H/Harem. Weasley minus the twins and Dumbledore bashing. Confident, Independant, strong, attitude-laden Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,386 - Reviews: 2124 - Favs: 3,710 - Follows: 4,302 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008
In Real Life by cloudyjenn reviews
When Sam discovers that his new colleague and his brother are corresponding over the internet, he takes it upon himself to make sure the two of them meet. Dean/Castiel, Sam/Sarah
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,388 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5895 - Favs: 9,125 - Follows: 3,455 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Clue Feathers by cloudyjenn reviews
Something is seriously messed up with Castiel's wings.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 146 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A Job for an Angel by cloudyjenn reviews
It's time to send in an expert. Because Raphael may not be a human, but he knows exactly how they think. Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Mortal Angel by cloudyjenn reviews
Dean ended up choosing the hot librarian as his new roommate. AU Dean/Castiel Sam/Sarah
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,791 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 2,310 - Follows: 1,450 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
Black Tie by TheProblematique reviews
Spock is wearing a tuxedo without a tie. Where is it? Only Jim knows, and he's not telling.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,078 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
txt msg by Daria234 reviews
Humor one-shot about Dean/Cas. Originally written for a prompt on comment fic on livejournal, "For a guy who never talks you sure send some racy text messages." Set while angels and demons are looking for Dean since he is supposed to be a vessel,Season 5
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Inner Eye of Harry Potter by jbern reviews
Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,566 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 2,048 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Sybill T.
Redivivus by Silver Pard reviews
The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,780 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 1,918 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Light Y., L
Cowboys Have Fangs, Too by Pastiche Pen reviews
When you’re a Cullen, you’re supposed to be a nice vampire. You’re not supposed to want to kill librarians—or drink the drill team—or have a map of scars. And you're certainly not supposed to want to exsanguinate Edward's human. Aw, hell. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,966 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Jasper - Complete
When A Lioness Fights by kayly silverstorm reviews
Hermione Granger, master spy, and Severus Snape, spymaster to the Order. An unlikely partnership, forged to defeat the Dark Lord on his own ground. But to do so, they must confront their own darkness within. Spying, torture, angst and love. AU after fifth
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 416,508 - Reviews: 7223 - Favs: 4,008 - Follows: 1,635 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
St Valentine's Heart by Anticipating Boxes reviews
AU Dean has never actually given anyone a Valentine's gift, but the girl in the candy shop is too sweet to resist. And gore has always been a perfect way to mark a special ocassion.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Player Played by Penbrydd reviews
Jim Kirk is in love with his first officer, but everyone hits on Spock, except him. What happens when he's finally had enough of just watching?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/4/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
That Backrub Scene by TheProblematique reviews
Also known as the scene which conclusively proves that Kirk/Spock is canon. Rebooted and rewritten with much fluff for all.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/4/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Happy Halloween by C.Queen reviews
At the age of five Albus and Scorpius meet up at a Halloween party, neither knowing who the other is. Things get a bit complicated though, when Albus mistakens Scorpius for a girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,495 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Five Times Someone Left Jim by Protector of Canon2 reviews
And the one time he knew they never would
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/31/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
Paraselenic by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 221,605 - Reviews: 3756 - Favs: 5,089 - Follows: 2,536 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Possessive Pronoun by TheProblematique reviews
Or "That Which Belongs To Me". One, simple word, burning bright in his mind as though someone had carved it there with a hot poker, wouldn't let him think about anything else. It echoed loudly in his head… not yours… "Don't touch him." He snarled.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,482 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/24/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4224 - Favs: 5,976 - Follows: 6,098 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
PostMarital Sabotage by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
Because Sherlock Holmes knows, more than anyone else, that it never just ends with the wedding vows. Holmes/Watson, EXTENDED TO FIVE-SHOT.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,441 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Backfired by cheesiecrackers reviews
Sai's eyes glinted as an idea came to his head. "If you can prove to me that Uchiha Sasuke is gay, I'll pay for all your ramen for a year. But if you lose, you have to go on a date with me." SasuNaru, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,408 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Four Times Kirk Wasn’t Embarrassed by MuseDePandora reviews
... And The One Time He Was. Spock/Kirk. Mention Spock/Uhura.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,773 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Swallow the Elephant by sinemoras09 reviews
In which our hero works through the five stages of grief, but not really. CRACK. Sasuke, Ghost!Itachi, badfic extraordinaire. Spoilers up to 402. Vague spoilers for 477.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
An Apple a Day by hyperRme reviews
...but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit. L turns this into his motto when he is forced to see doctor Raito because of his sugar only diet. As he pursues the doctor, L learns that the murderer he is trying to catch is pursuing Raito’s life.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,067 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1751 - Favs: 2,938 - Follows: 2,029 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Red, Yellow, and Blue? by kaitouahiru reviews
Near is tired of Mello calling him an albino runt. Near decides to do something about it. Near dyes his hair blue.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Near - Complete
Spectacles by TheProblematique reviews
The Captain is wearing spectacles. There is likely a justified reason for him to be. I do not know that reason, yet I do not feel the desire for said knowledge is powerful enough to distract me from the fact that... the Captain is wearing spectacles.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10340 - Favs: 12,783 - Follows: 5,230 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Who Gives a Starship to a 25 Year Old? by panicandstartariot reviews
Five times it sucked to be Starfleet's youngest crew, one time they got away with it, and one time it probably saved them. Someone asked for an exploration of the 'really young' dynamic of the new crew. Turned out to be...kinda crack-y.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,905 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/2/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Engaged Before the First Date by iheartwriting reviews
When the Ministry decides to enforce a marriage law, Hermione finds herself engaged to George Weasley. The two are already bonded by a secret only they share, and they grow even closer as they face their impending marriage vows. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,125 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
I Suck At Summaries by Duck Life reviews
Making fun of bad fanfiction summaries. Not real ones, and I'm not trying to pick on anybody. This is just me making jokes again. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009
Shock to the System by Faye Dartmouth reviews
All three Winchesters are forced to learn a lesson they won't soon forget.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,669 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Sam W., John W. - Complete
Don't Sit Under the Apple Tree by Bella Temple reviews
Family dinner amongst the angels.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Castiel, Anna - Complete
Order of Merlin by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is sent to retrieve an out-of-control Harry Potter from a local nightclub. Written for Alaana-Fair's birthday on Livejournal. MATURE ADULT CONTENT, ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,728 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Five and One: Things Not To Say In Shi'Kahr by Penbrydd reviews
Spock's got a paint-peeling command of expletives, but only in his native language. The average speaker of Standard has no idea that he's anything but calm and collected, but he can scald the ears off a Vulcan.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Like a Concussion by Araceil reviews
For the lols. Slash. After the War Harry ended up hunted by Vamps. Can he ever get a break? Apparently not when he ends up in Forks and dragged kicking and screaming to school for the first time in over a decade.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,349 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 2,715 - Follows: 481 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Miso Addiction by Asuka Kureru reviews
Naruto never thought his lovers would stab him in the back like that. Evil. Pure evil. NaruSasuSaku silliness, oneshot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Five Times John Made A Mistake by chaletian reviews
And one time he didn't. The trials and tribulations of John Winchester's attempts at fatherhood. Features Winchester brothers in various stages of development.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Published: 10/15/2009 - John W., Dean W. - Complete
Yay We Passed by Sarah1281 reviews
After passing Kakashi's bell test, Naruto asks Sasuke why's he's not more excited. The Uchiha reveals that it was inevitable that they would, not only because he's amazing, but because of politics. His team doesn't understand, so he's forced to elaborate.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Undertow by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Chouryuukei Tsukimaru thinks he is playing a game with a helpless girl as his toy. He is very, very wrong. AU Team 7 fic, semi-sequel to "Tides."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,315 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., OC - Complete
Atlas by prone2dementia reviews
Ever wondered what the agents of MI6 thought when Alex Rider walked through the halls? Written for The Firm’s September challenge. Prompt: Taboo.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Upon a Red Stain by Bella Temple reviews
AU. These are the stories the Winchesters never told.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2009 - John W., Mary W. - Complete
Afternoons and Coffeespoons by Bella Temple reviews
AU. The Yellow Eyed Demon was a liiiiiiittle bit delayed in getting around to his psychic kids.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,585 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Innocence and Cruelty by Bella Temple reviews
AU. The Yellow Eyed Demon decides to get its chosen children started on their path early.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/22/2009 - John W., Sam W. - Complete
Trick of the Light by mistywabbit reviews
Weeks of travelling and fighting begin to take their toll on Numair. Daine points it out to him in her own inimitable fashion. Set during RotG. ONESHOT
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Complete
You’re Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while deliving his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 150 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Impeccable by forthright reviews
AU. Kagome is stunned to learn that she has inherited a sizable fortune, a Japanese estate, and an indentured youkai. She's the unlikely heiress, and Sesshoumaru is the perfect butler. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 29,356 - Reviews: 3334 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Things to Look Forward To by darkalbino reviews
Naruto is sick and tired of his noisy neighbors upstairs, so he decides he and Sasuke should make some noise of their own. CRACK, SasuNaruSasu, hard yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Elephant in the Room by Veterization reviews
Dean/Cas oneshot Dean thinks he's sleeping. Clearly, so does Cas. There's an elephant in the room, and it's name is sex. Dean and Cas get a little frisky at nighttime while Sam's still awake in the bed next to them. Awkwardness ensues.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Gilded Cage by ApollinaV reviews
Clever Miss Hermione Granger believes that by marrying Azkaban prisoner 11652 she can effectively skirt the new Ministry Marriage Law requirements. A story about morality, mortality, and pickled walnuts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 203,885 - Reviews: 3362 - Favs: 2,220 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Take Two by Adistoria reviews
Naruto finds inventive ways to teach his new genin team. Sasuke/Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,010 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Life For Rent by evenstar101 reviews
Severus Snape has spent most of his life doing other people's bidding. Just when he thinks his life can be his own he is forced to choose between the magical world he loves or a loveless marriage imposed by a law. Will his life ever be his own to live?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 112,492 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Something Wicked This Way Comes by Aishuu reviews
An alternate universe. L and Raito meet under different circumstances.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,989 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Light Y., L
Brain Matter by Lanaea reviews
General K/S-ish-ness. I've decided to collect the little one-shots that fly through my brain in here for now.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,023 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Karma by danceswpenguins9 reviews
Oneshot. Things go from bad to worse for Draco Malfoy. The fangirls have taken over his world, turning everything upside down and driving Draco up the wall with annoyance. Warning: sexual themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Draco M. - Complete
Guess Who by Twisted Vixen reviews
Itachi and Naruto are together and very happy. But life always throws a few curve balls in the way. Even Sasuke and Hinata get caught in the crossfire. And everyone goes along for the ride. Sequel to The Get Itachi Laid Challenge. AU, ItaNaru and other.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,882 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Five and One: I Wanna Hold Your Hand by Penbrydd reviews
-Kirk/Spock- Spock's flirting is totally unintelligible to Kirk, but it's enough to make the Ambassador's entourage retch. -ONESHOT-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/23/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
JPops Drabble Shop by J-Pop Princess reviews
I've started writing drabbles for a weekly contest, although I doubt I will participate every week. The entries I write will end up here along with any other spare plot bunnies.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,278 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 2/22/2008
Let the Pheromones Choose the Man by Penbrydd reviews
-Spock/Kirk- Spock is going through Pon Farr, but despite the best efforts of everyone he's offered, the blood fever is getting worse. Sarek and Bones must find a solution -- and that solution is ... Kirk?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Ties That Bind Us by faithwood reviews
An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,405 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 157 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Broken by inadaze22 reviews
He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger’s spirit beyond recognition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 367,993 - Reviews: 4996 - Favs: 6,041 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Marriage in Mind by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. A marriage contract. They want him to sign away his freedom and his future and his life on a girl who didn't even attend her best friend's funeral. Harry has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 1,845 - Follows: 298 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Amok Time by Lanaea reviews
K/S Slash. Reboot Rewrite! Something's wrong with Spock. Well, more than usual, anyway...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,885 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 77 - Published: 7/6/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Dean Winchester is a Terrible Brother by pyrebi reviews
Well, he is.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Rollerskates by peoplegrowandchange reviews
Sequel to Mud-caked Shoes: Book signings, killer fans, and family get-togethers. Maybe they should have stuck to rollerskating. L/Light
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,945 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Saving Me by KageKitsune XXX reviews
At some point, whether they want one or not, everyone needs a hero. NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sentences by Soul of The Wind reviews
Forty sentences based on a prompt table that revolves around Sulu and Chekov's relationship/friendship.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2009 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
The Fields of Hades by Le KING reviews
ON HOLD DUE TO CRAPPINESS - All L cared about was how good Light would look bent over his bed without his clothes on... never mind the brunette was no more than puff of shinigami-induced air. LxLight AU
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,438 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - L, Light Y.
Changeling by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, two-shot. After an unexpected revelation about Scorpius's heritage, Draco discovers that his relationship to his son, and, oddly enough, his relationship to Harry Potter, both need to change. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,740 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
No Line on the Horizon by Shtuff reviews
AU. One-shot. It’s the middle of May when Dean shows up at his door at six a.m. with a huge smile on his face, and Sam knows something is wrong.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,642 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 99 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Identity Crisis by Jelp reviews
Naruto helped Sasuke fulfill his revenge against Itachi at a costly price. With new duties expected by his long lost family & being forced to share the same body with Sasuke, Naruto's experiencing a bit of an identity crisis. Restless Seq. SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,066 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Blood and Tears by FastForward reviews
The long awaited :my bad: Roommates sequel. Sasuke wakes up, but something isn't quite right with him. And what does this new organization in town want with Naruto? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,208 - Reviews: 2551 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto by FastForward reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2720 - Favs: 2,584 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2654 - Favs: 3,954 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Fortune of Mrs Sakura by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,953 - Reviews: 1766 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 1,547 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Waxing Crescent by Pastiche Pen reviews
Everything is set for Renesmee. She has love, immortality--and an attitude. If only her rebellion didn't have horrible consequences... Post-BD.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 72,371 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Liberated Aficionado by Queen-Cocaine reviews
AU Set in present. Daine is a troubled teen living with her foster parents. Her lifestyle consists of sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll. Then she meets a guy that could bring her straight...only problem being he's fourteen years older than her. DN
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 85,496 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
A Portrait of Youth by JanuaryFriend reviews
What is life, without a few good friends by your side? Snapshots from the youth of Team Gai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,902 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Team Gai - Complete
Care of Magical Creatures by mia madwyn reviews
MLC-Seventh Year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her-the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. Angst, humor and lemons. Award Winner COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 300,379 - Reviews: 3223 - Favs: 3,081 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika reviews
Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,398 - Reviews: 3449 - Favs: 5,569 - Follows: 5,226 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/15/2005 - [Harry P., Lucius M.]
In Loco Parentis by amitai reviews
When Jack has to go back to Chicago to be with her parents, MI6, as always, get involved with Alex's life, and arrange a guardian for him to stay with. Alex plus unknown guardian equals... oh dear.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,398 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 7/6/2006
Pick Up Line or Not by From Spark to Flame reviews
/"'Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind,' Draco murmered to Hermione as he sat down. 'No, I wish I did though so I could erase that awful pick-up line from my memory.'"/ Poor Draco. None of his pick up lines work. Or do they? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
SexyWitches Inc by Tina Redwood reviews
My most popular fic to date. Smut, fluff, all that good stuff. Blaise hires Ginny as his assistant, and he's the vice president of SexyWitches Inc., a wizarding porn company. Don't let the title dissuade you from reading; this has a plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 49,292 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Flawless by Foreverwolf reviews
What happens when Alex has nothing left to lose? WARNING: Yassn/Alex Slash, and probably borderline PWP, Dark Alex! Dubious consent. There IS a plot, lol. Oh, and Alex is 14, though his mental age is much older.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,660 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Complete
To Bed, To Bed by Adistoria reviews
Naruto/Sasuke In which Sakura gets laid a lot and Naruto is repeatedly cock-blocked.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3375 - Favs: 4,830 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Meet The Uchihas by Not Really Yours reviews
Naruto got Sasuke to let him spend the holidays with the Uchihas, and he's never been more excited. But will he able to survive Hurricane Uchiha? Or die trying? NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,141 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The End Is Near by Tierfal reviews
A horrible day gets a bit bet - er, worse - when Mello discovers that a certain albino boy has disa-Neared. Matt, Mello, L, and Light set out to find him, come hell, high water, or chocolate shortages. Well, maybe not those. Matt/Mello, Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 61,931 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Wanna Cyber? by Cat In My Fridge reviews
What happens when Mello decides to have cybersex with Near? Utter Crack, that's what. Rated M for language and cybersex gone horriby, horribly wrong.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Matt, Near - Complete
Baby Blues by blizzie8836 reviews
AU, Yaoi. This is your assignment, class. You will be paired up as a couple, a married couple, and you will have one month to experience life as parents. Oh, and you're partner is a guy. Have fun!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,327 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 1,432 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Counting to Nine by sohesy reviews
Sasuke and Naruto don't quite understand courting, but that's not going to stop them from giving it their best shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Game Plan by Adistoria reviews
Naruto was a man with a plan Naruto/Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,437 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 225 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Ten Little Things by Jess.91 reviews
I love reading these, so I thought I'd try my own. Ten facts about some of the HP characters. Starts with next generation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 153,406 - Reviews: 2779 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
A Poor Imitation by leafygirl reviews
Sakura is injured on a mission, forgetting everything she knew of life in Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 88,913 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
This and Everything by et2brute reviews
SasuNaru. LimeRrated sex. Angst.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,649 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
No Thank You by Sarah1281 reviews
What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 242 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
In Loco Parentis by K Hanna Korossy reviews
After John's death, another hunter decides to "finish" the Winchester boys' training, starting with Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,684 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Complete
The Dissolution Law by mia madwyn reviews
The Marriage Law, challenged. Complete in six chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,566 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Fights! by FrosteeFlakes reviews
Oh noes... Our favourite couple are fighting, but what could it possibly be about? Yaoi, KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Three times when Sasuke didn’t kiss Naruto by kally77 reviews
Three times Sasuke messed up, and one time he and Naruto finally got it right. SasuNaruSasu, spoilers for manga, now complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,196 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Dawn of Remembered Time by Tierfal reviews
Light Yagami's metaphors were even worse when he was hungover and had just gotten laid. Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,261 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Feeling the Heat by michelerene reviews
Sasuke mistakes his savior for an angel and asks him to stay. Naruto, a firefighter doing his job, hasn’t broken a promise yet. Written for NaruSasu Day
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,997 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Illuminated by secretdiary reviews
Sequel to Blindsided. *Yeah, you heard me!* ...He knew it was her. Just what was he going to do about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,394 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 2,082 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Wanna Have Sex? by Asuka Kureru reviews
narusasu-sasunaru shonen ai, no actual sex, COMPLETE. Team Hawk socializes with their Konoha peers. Sasuke socializes with Naruto. Kinda. Maybe. Yes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mudcaked Shoes by peoplegrowandchange reviews
L is the loser, Misa is his model girlfriend, and Light is the man who stole her away. If L wants to get revenge on this guy, he'll have to get his hands dirty... or his feet. L/Light
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,567 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Twisted Hearts by Eternal fire1 reviews
“Marry me.” Kagome's eyes widened. “I…I don’t love you.” She said weakly. If Sesshoumaru could have laughed, he would have. “Stupid miko.” He said. “This is not about love. This is merely business. SessKag SM IK The rating is only for the ending
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 175,384 - Reviews: 3602 - Favs: 2,244 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 116 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Serendipity by KageKitsune XXX reviews
We keep meeting in the strangest places and the strangest times. The universe knows we belong together, why don't you? NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Attack Of The Cliches! by NotToBeMessedWith reviews
Sick of overly cliched Twilight fics? Well, here's your chance to laugh at exactly how stupid they are! A new cliche whenever I can! Now featuring cliches written by our readers! I do love being cruel... T for some swearing. And remember to hate on Jake!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,727 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
Magnetized by Aelibia reviews
A lab experiment goes wrong, leaving Sakura a sex-crazed fiend. Determined to find a cure, she stalks the Akatsuki HQ looking for a way to alleviate her unexpected problem. Beware this plotless filth, oh innocent browser. Your life will never be the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,365 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Birthday Wishes by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Naruto's helping Sasuke look for love in all the wrong places. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,891 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Light Up My Darkness by MiaoShou reviews
AU, Light/L yaoi from outset. Raito meets a new friend in unexpected circumstances - then gets involved in a case that could affect them both personally. COMPLETE NOW :
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,797 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Can I Borrow Your Umbrella? by AutumnRhythm reviews
It started with a grudge, and turned into something much, much more. They say you walk a fine line between love and hate. E X B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,863 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 1,483 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 2,248 - Follows: 217 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 154 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Perfectly Hollow by Silver Pard reviews
What happens when two fated people never meet?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 77 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Wiggle Those Hips: You're a School Girl Now by bevino reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, the youngest member in the police force, comes to realize that working undercover for the Mafia was a childs play compared to this. And those skirts are way to short! NaruSasu, AU. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,052 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 1,924 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Conquest by Adistoria reviews
Naruto attempts to attract the attention of the new Teaching Assistant, Uchiha Sasuke, at his university. AU, M/M, NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,181 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Minor Annoyances by Mysterious Penname reviews
“The day Light-kun doesn’t have the need to speak over one hundred thousand words is the day I will eat quietly!” This is a series of drabbles about...well, L and Light annoying each other. Crack, OOCLight, COMPLETE
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 64 - Words: 97,988 - Reviews: 2869 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Christmas I Loaned My Sons by Ellipsis the Great reviews
After losing his wife and son to a magical disease, Draco Malfoy puts an ad in an editorial to borrow a son for Christmas. Harry Potter answers. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,516 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2222 - Favs: 3,842 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Night And Day by MiaoShou reviews
AU. The NPA are assisting mysterious detective L with a new case. Raito has to work with an unusual partner... Shonen ai. Yaoi. Complete now :
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,599 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Memorial For the Sun by Shtuff reviews
One-shot. AU. Baka Naruto. How could you? It wasn't supposed to end like this.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Disco Ain't Dead by KageKitsune XXX reviews
You can't really enjoy a party, when the one you love is dancing with some one else. NaruSasu Au. Warning: Yaoi content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 2,255 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Of Physics And Chemistry by Nilahxapiel reviews
AU. After a one night stand with a beautiful young man, L’s life is turned upside down, especially when he finds out said man is the son of his coworker. LxRaito. Lemons. Now Being Continued.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,020 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - L, Light Y.
Becoming Gay by Ahja Reyn reviews
Simple questions can sometimes lead to unknown answers. SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Don't Take Me Alive by Winter Weatherman reviews
Itachi knows who will understand.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Iphis Promised by H.E. Gray reviews
So - what happens when you mix up the genders of random Konoha ninjas? An all-female Team Seven for one. And a /very/ grumpy Sakura...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 306 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Avoiding the Issue by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
In which Sasuke has issues and no one else is surprised. Except maybe Naruto. (NaruSasu)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 9/11/2004
Ten Facts About Team Yamato by Lisse reviews
On paper, their team doesn't exist.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2361 - Favs: 2,612 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13614 - Favs: 7,965 - Follows: 6,611 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Perchance to Dream by Tierfal reviews
Chronicling the annual suicide attempts of one Draco A. Malfoy, failure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,738 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Draco M. - Complete
The Fight by demonrubberducky reviews
LxRaito Matsuda witnesses a fight between L and Raito. Matsuda witnesses something else between them as well.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Angel Food Cake by Nilahxapiel reviews
AU. Fallen angel Raito is just trying to get something to eat thanks to his newly found human food cravings. Unfortunately, he can’t remember what he likes. L tries to help out, but ends up doing more. LxRaito. Lemon. One-Shot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,406 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 78 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
got a boy in the war by Lisse reviews
Naruto's parents don't so much fall in love as accidentally trip over it. Manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
12 Moves Sideways by Silver Pard reviews
Harry thinks the new Defence professor needs watching. Harry Potter/Death Note crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 100 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Harry P., Light Y. - Complete
A Lesson in Chemistry by leafygirl reviews
Sakura finds out that what she can learn in the safety of a chemistry lab doesn't always apply on a mission with Hatake Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,025 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Qwiky Lube by Zrina reviews
With college just a few days away, this is Sasuke's last chance to experience the one thing that life in the big city just can’t offer. Naru/Sasu Anal, Language, M/M, Oneshot, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Role Play by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Being in secretly love with your best friend is a heck of a lot more stressful than you can possibly imagine. Eventually, you just have to take matters into your own hands. For sanity's sake. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,026 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 2,571 - Follows: 460 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Coming Back by R. Liam reviews
Twelve years after becoming a Genin, he finally became Hokage. However, an encounter with a strange jutsu happened and had Naruto and Sasuke go back in time, twelve years earlier. SasuNaru. [in progress...]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,333 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 2,984 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Doctor Uchiha by BakaNekoSan reviews
AU Hm... What's a dirty doctor like Sasuke to do when his high school crush comes to him for a check up? A harmless prostate exam wouldn't be pushing it, would it? Or would it lead on to more activities? Yaoi SasuNaru One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,620 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 101 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chivalry and Gay Goblin Porn by Lady Ophelia reviews
Dean wants a girl and Sam refuses to be his pimp. Snape considers retirement. HPSPN xover, sequel to A Steady Mind.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Comrades, Coming Out and Cows by Asuka Kureru reviews
Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi. Friendship. A gen, but not quite, story about comrades, coming out, and cows. Now with slightly less gen sequel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,743 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
War Zone by NoNoWriter reviews
In which Sasuke can almost taste the victory but ends up getting a mouthful of defeat. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Jabberwocky: Uchiha Remix by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame, speculative AU. One man's genius is another man's insanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Going Down by Zrina reviews
Surviving the plane crash was easy. Surviving each other’s company will be a little harder. NaruSasu, AU, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,704 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Once Upon A Time In Las Vegas by Luchia13 reviews
[ONESHOT AU] In Konoha Casino, there's a waitress, a dealer, and a highroller. Somehow each fills the nasty gaps in the others' lives that they hadn't even noticed...all while shouting and drinking at a poker table one day. [Team7, Sakura POV]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Observation by Psychick23 reviews
Naruto never realized, but ever since they were academy students together he had been watching him out of the corner of his eye. [One shot, gen.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 102 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
A Steady Mind by Lady Ophelia reviews
HP xover Sorting is a time of pride and celebration... as long as your father isn't John Winchester.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
What Remains Unmentioned by Dayadhvam reviews
Kakashi keeps accepting Gai’s challenges because he likes to pretend that they still make a difference in the tally of their Eternal Rivalry. Because, really, he knows that he's already lost. Gai is too kind to bring up the worst challenge of them all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Automatic by Dayadhvam reviews
Gaara's shield defense is automatic: he has never had to consciously think about ordering the sand where it is needed. Kankurou and Temari have always known this.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Tell Me About Yourself by danceswpenguins9 reviews
Oneshot. Lord Voldemort, bored late one night, decides to fill out one of those stupid internet surveys. Pure stupidity.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
I like bears by Alice laughed reviews
Emmett in 200 words. I just couldn't leave him alone. I might add other subjects in the future.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/2/2007
Restless by Jelp reviews
Naruto's restless sleeping habits aren't keeping him awake at night, but they sure are keeping Sasuke up. What's a guy supposed to do when his teammate is molesting him in the middle of the night and the blond doesn't even realize it? SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,008 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Malchik Gay by crazy novelist-san reviews
SasuxNaru YAOI! Rabid fangirlishness. what could happen if Sasuke and Naruto were caught in the act. Rated M for a reason. You must read CHAPTER 3!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,725 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Modest Proposal by Serria reviews
Light, pathetically poor college student that he is, is in dire need of cash. The renowned detective and more importantly, multi billionaire L can help this wretched situation: and subsequently, the business negotiations begin. Yaoi, slightly crackish.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,608 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
An Object Lesson by amitai reviews
Everyone in Alex's school has thought him a bit wimpy, ever since his uncle died, and he started spending more and more time off school... with no good excuse. How will they react when they find out just how wrong they were? COMPLETE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,151 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Complete
Funny Facts and Not So Silly Stories by riversrunthroughme reviews
Team Guy was created under the influence of nostalgia, malice and some level of intoxication on the part of the people present. For some reason this wasn't viewed as a problem. [Team Guy love]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,693 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Twenty Unknown Secrets of Maito Gai by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Everyone has secrets. Gai is just good at keeping his. Second in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 121 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Gai M., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by MiyonUchiha reviews
[NaruSasu Drabble] Naruto's favorite fairytale was Beauty and the Beast, only because he could compare himself and Sasuke to the characters. Sasuke the Beauty, naturally, and Naruto was the Beast.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Epilogue by Arrmaitee reviews
SLASH! PARODY! You've all read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. But for those who crave an unauthorized, uncensored view of what really happened during the epilogue, nineteen years after Harry's saucy, slashy romp at Hogwarts, read on! DH SPOILERS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Shoot Your Mouth Off by Jukebox Hound reviews
[NaruSasu. Post timeskip.] How Naruto wondered about Sasuke’s sex life, how Sasuke figured out he might have manfeelings for Naruto, and then how Sasuke kicked Naruto in the face. Again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,284 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
These Things by fool.0 reviews
Sasuke is absolutely certain that he is not in love. He can give proof for it. Sasuke and Naruto, a story of ten parts. These are the things that Sasuke knows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sharing is Caring by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSakuHinaKaka? joke ficlet. 'This is a threesome, Uzumaki, not a walk in harem' Sasuke doesn't mind sharing Naruto and Sakura, but they never said anything about Hinata. Humor, mentions of yaoi, yuri and het, oneshot, COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Drought by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Temari and her family, before and after the demon.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
A Game of Poker by FastForward reviews
Itachi wants to capture Naruto. Naruto wants to bring back Sasuke. Sasuke wants to kill Itachi. How do you decide who gets what they want? A game of poker. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 89 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Minister Scrimgeour Does Not Approve by Lomonaaeren reviews
Postwar, HPDM slash. The Ministry has regulations that prevent Auror partners from dating. Minister Scrimgeour knows Aurors Potter and Malfoy are dating, and he's about to sack Potter any minute now. If he can catch them at it, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 128 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Last One Standing by desolate butterfly reviews
[InoSaku, drabble] Sakura dies, and Ino celebrates.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Life's Little Changes by ladywolfTerri reviews
Naruto didn't think he needed a tutor, that is until Kakashi got one for him. SasuNaru. Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,078 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Nervous, Thrice by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Part Three of the Nervous Trilolgy. Some people were rather upset that Harry Obliviated Draco's memory at the end of Part Two... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Puppy 101 by Ladya C. Maxine reviews
A prank spell turns Inuyasha and Sesshomaru back into young pups. Kagome volunteers to keep them safe in her time until a cure is found. But as she soon finds out: Puppies are a handful! Chapter 12 up!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,816 - Reviews: 1744 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru
Odd Ones Out by Lisse reviews
Ten facts about Team Hebi. Manga spoilers and blatant speculation, obviously.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Butting Heads by Somebody Once reviews
Baby Sam vs John. Let the battle commence.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Sam W., John W. - Complete
Hell Is The Other by R. Liam reviews
Tsunade was holding their hands, “After all, you’d be spending every second with each other for sixty five days.” She tied a red string around Naruto’s wrist and tied its other end around Sasuke's. SasuNaru. [in progress...]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,898 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 4/12/2007 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 3,104 - Follows: 353 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
The Hunt For Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 3,398 - Follows: 1,552 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
In Spades by wintereden reviews
John is having a bad day, but Dean’s the one who has to explain to his father exactly why he’d been arrested. PreSeries. Oneshot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Dean W., John W. - Complete
Vurt Ninjas by rayemars reviews
In a world where virtual reality comes prepackaged in feathers, and where knowledge can literally kill, Naruto introduces a new game to Sasuke and Sakura: one called 'Konoha.' [Fusion with Jeff Noon's Vurt.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,036 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Complete
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 146 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Something Blue by December21st reviews
The people that should have been at Dean and Jo's wedding weren't there.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Complete
The Challenge by FastForward reviews
A compilation of oneshots with specific characters in situatiations given by readers. You'll get it once you read the first 'chapter'. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 72,532 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Complete
Charges Are by wintereden reviews
Mister Winchester, please. Dean is nine. He is not qualified to be giving his class self defense lessons. John and Dean oneshot. Sweet, fluffy, and shockingly enough, no angst!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Dean W., John W. - Complete
Lucky Bachelorette Number Two by Quillslinger reviews
"Maybe he's angry that you made him the other woman," Sakura whispered frantically. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Swallowed a Fly by Quillslinger reviews
Jiraiya and Naruto, though love, loss, and growth, somehow completely fail to extricate themselves from each other's life. An unconventional courtship in 20 glances, Jiraiya/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,442 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
Ashes, Ashes by Quillslinger reviews
Naruto finds a scroll and has a brilliant idea. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Grieving Process of the Criminal Mind by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame, spoilers up to chapter 342. In which there are late night encounters under fluorescent lights, things left unsaid, and beverages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Nice Try, Potter by Ahja Reyn reviews
100 word drabbles on how a thickheaded and seemingly clueless Harry Potter tries to set the mood and seduce a certain Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/7/2007 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Springtime of Womanhood by desolate butterfly reviews
[Team Gai gen] TenTen just wants to get through her first period without any fuss. Too bad Gaisensei isn't about to let that happen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Gai M., Tenten - Complete
Our First Train Ride by Ahja Reyn reviews
[HPCoF UNIVERSE] The Hogwarts Express. A place where memories start out for those beginning their first year at Hogwarts. What memories await Gabe as he steps up to the platform? [HPCoF UNIVERSE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,186 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 8/5/2005
When Things Go Sticky by R. Liam reviews
Strange. It seems that random objects stick to Sasuke for some reason. [SasuNaru] Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3750 - Favs: 4,997 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Lies by H.E. Gray reviews
It's nearly pathetic how easy it is to fool a village full of ninjas. Iruka lies so much that he can hardly remember the truth. ONESHOT, SLASH.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 85 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7076 - Favs: 6,826 - Follows: 1,984 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Warm Bride by Unfortunately Freckled reviews
It is an Uchiha tradition to marry in the summer of one’s 17th birthday and Sasuke doesn’t plan on breaking it. The only dilemma is convincing the bride. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,557 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Living Expenses by Tolakasa reviews
Preseries. Scholarships don't pay for everything. When you're not talking to your family, that makes summer the worst time of the year.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Sam W. - Complete
Helping Hands by desolate butterfly reviews
[KakaGai, gen] Gai can see underneath the underneath. It's a habit he had to pick up to take on the role of Kakashi's eternal rival.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
To Catch a Fox by desolate butterfly reviews
[NaruHina, fluff] After dating Naruto for more than a year, Hinata is ready to take their relationship to the next level. Now if only she could figure out how to tell him that...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
The Bird by Asuka Kureru reviews
TWOSHOTS, complete, Neji centric, GEN. Naruto generously gives Neji a pet. Maybe he should have asked if Neji even wanted it. Now with sequel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,178 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Neji H. - Complete
Creatures of the Night by FastForward reviews
Are you paranoid? Do you ever get the feeling that someone is watching you? Following you? Wanting you dead? What if you weren't paranoid? What if it was real? NaruSasu Vampfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,732 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 11/18/2006 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
symbols by lokogato-sama reviews
Sasuke has always been a bit prone to silent signals. [SasuNaru subtext, culturalreference symbolism] [death] [236 words, drabbly]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
patshiva by lokogato-sama reviews
Itachi is dead. Orochimaru is indifferent. Sasuke is home and he’s the same stupid bastard, except where he’s changed. [SasuNaru subtext, Team 7 pseudofluff] [slight gore] [3700 words]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
cut by lokogato-sama reviews
Kakashi feels like a eunuch. [Kakashicentric, Team 7 introspective] [656 words]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
celebrations by lokogato-sama reviews
So Kakashi doesn't really get presents on his birthday. This may be because no one knows his birthday. His records are topsecret, and he makes sure they stay that way, even out of ANBU. [Team 7 fluff, set directly after Gaara arc] [1788 words]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
3x5, portrait, colour, wooden frame by lokogato-sama reviews
When one has Sharingan, what needs does one have for photographs? Hatake Kakashi and his images. [Kakashicentric, spoilers up to second Gaara arc in manga] [378 words, drabbly]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The birds and the bees by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Kakashi decides it's his duty to tell his students about the birds and the bees, but they're not all too willing... are they...? NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 202 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Four Fathers Talk by R. Liam reviews
Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 163 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Car Games by pyrebi reviews
Five games Sam and Dean play on the road to keep themselves awake and sane. What, you thought the scenery along those thousands of miles of highway was going to keep the boys entertained?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Male bonding by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke realises his feelings for Naruto...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Faux pas by Phx reviews
‘Okay,’ Dean decided as he heard the change in Sam’s voice, ‘fun time’s over.’ He only wanted to torment the kid, not have him traumatized…
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Complete
Ruth by firefly reviews
Hating one person, truly hating one person, he learned, required hating everybody else. Sasuke tried to early on and failed miserably.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
In Your Best Interest by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame. Five times Kisame told Itachi, 'No,' and one time he didn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Love Is More Than You Can Imagine by R. Liam reviews
SasuNaru. After Uchiha Sasuke has returned Konoha, team 7 was sent on a mission. Then they came back with an unconscious Sasuke and there's only ONE way to wake him up. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,985 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Study of Prodigies by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka is known among teachers for being able to spot a prodigy without ever having seen them fight, and everyone has their own theories on how he does it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 62 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Iruka U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Children of the Future by Ahja Reyn reviews
In Harry's 7th year, children from the future suddenly appear at Hogwarts and one of them claims to be Harry's son. Problem is, Harry isn't the only father...DMHP [NO male preg]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,177 - Reviews: 2164 - Favs: 1,973 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pyromaniac by FastForward reviews
Sasuke is a firefighter intent on bringing down his arsonist of a brother, who only has one goal in life: kill Sasuke. Which of the two brothers will come out on top, and how many will die in the crossfire? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,753 - Reviews: 1564 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Machi Yoko Naruto by antilogicgirl reviews
In the dark, sinister world of the Yakuza, the word honor is familiar, yet foreign. To Naruto, a man who wants nothing to do with this world, honor is the repaying of a debt...to Uchiha Sasuke, head of Honshu's Yakuza.[yaoi]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,098 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Don't Forget To Swallow by desolate butterfly reviews
[NarSasu fic, yaoi] In which Sasuke is pissed off and hungry and Naruto is a pervert with odd taste in noodles.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Invisible by MistWraith reviews
By the time he was twentytwo, Dean Winchester realized he had become invisible. Oneshot. Please R&R.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 199 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tunnel Vision by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame, companion fic to Blind Eyes. Itachi prefers not to use the Sharingan. He knows he sees better without it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Lessons by desolate butterfly reviews
[AnkoIno, yuri] In which Anko teaches Ino what it means to be a real kunoichi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Anko M., Ino Y.
Genshi by leafygirl reviews
Continuation of the story Loophole Three years have passed and Sakura is still in Konoha with a new occupation. Hunternin. Even though an enemy, Itachi is still in her mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,169 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
A Matter of Head by Asuka Kureru reviews
SasuNaruSasu, NarutoSakura friendship. Sakura and Naruto talk out Naruto's ...ahem... relationship problems. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9704 - Favs: 12,687 - Follows: 3,654 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Messenging by FastForward reviews
MSN, Yahoo, AOL... They're all dangerous things. Don't think so? Ask Sasuke...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 119 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Walking Higher by Faith Accompli reviews
Ginny's fifth year. She feels ignored and unloved, so she does what any irrational teenage witch would do: bring back a sociopathic young dark lord who tried to kill her. Of course, this time she's in complete control of the situation. Really.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 72,732 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
Hate and a Stolen Dream by Monday reviews
In which Team 7 learns just how well Naruto knows Sasuke. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 177 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Moms Do by Ridley C. James reviews
Sam has a crisis in school, and Dean does what any big brother would, he comes to the rescue.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 76 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
Creating A Family by Saro reviews
Uchiha Itachi takes the necessary steps to make the clan he always wanted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
While you Were Gone by seraphina83 reviews
Dean drinks his coffe black, straight up.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2006
A Justifiable Excuse by rayemars reviews
Uchiha Itachi, there is no sin in killing your clan when they are only imposters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 3,768 - Follows: 1,245 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Hidden Behind an Oak Tree by Gigabomb reviews
Kakashi x Iruka. All Kakashi wanted was to visit Obito without being bothered by other people. He knew he should have come back after lunchtime.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,213 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
SexynoJutsu by demonrubberducky reviews
Naruto sets out to prove to Sasuke that his sexynojutsu is the ultimate technique. Can he get Kakashisensei to fall for his technique, or will he be Sasuke's slave for the day? SasuNaru, KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,657 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Neko No Jutsu by GoldenFyre reviews
A jutsu gone wrong lands Sasuke in Naruto's house,as a cat no less and in his new house, he finds himself learning that he never really knew Naruto at all. SasuNaru another Smart!Naruto fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,069 - Reviews: 1578 - Favs: 2,126 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love Means Never Having to TimeTravel by BlueRosesAtMidnight reviews
Complete. FWHG. Hermione and Fred accidentally go back in time to the Marauder's Era when a potion explodes. Hilarity ensues when Fred creates their cover story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,694 - Reviews: 1470 - Favs: 2,697 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Boyfriend by Jade R. Raven reviews
In Kagome's time, Inuyasha learns that he is Kagome's 'boyfriend'...not that he's entirely sure what that means...InuXKag
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
The Terrace Duet by frenchpiment reviews
Complete A Dramione Romance:'Anything else I need to know about? We don't have to have kids or anything...by marrying you I'm not agreeing to join a cult am I'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,820 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Putting the 'M' in Mystery by missy mee reviews
When an eighteen year old green eyed black haired teacher shows up in 1977 with a snake and flirty redhead in tow, there's sure to be complications. HG. Formally 'Meet Professor Son - I mean - Potter'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,371 - Reviews: 3019 - Favs: 2,868 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Of Arranged Marriages and Butterbeers by Fred's bride reviews
She was the most brilliant witch of her time. Had the most powerful wizard as her best friend. And was loved by the whole Weasley family. But all thats about to change as the marriage law gets passed. Now she finds herself at eighteen and forced to marry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 65,930 - Reviews: 1536 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The New Mrs Weasley by omens reviews
When Fred Weasley finds out he's betrothed he's desperate to get out of it. So he enlists the unlikeliest person for help. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,103 - Reviews: 2976 - Favs: 2,681 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Special by Lady Ophelia reviews
At a parentteacher conference, a principal expresses some concerns to John Winchester. His sons are special... very, very special.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 2,468 - Follows: 220 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
Ode of Hate to Mary Sues by Quinn Anderson reviews
A series of poems reflecting my anger towards all the fics out there containing Mary sue characters. Inspired by a friend of mine. If you like Mary sues, don't read this. Seriously.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
Ripple Effect by rayemars reviews
Sasuke's return to Konoha, and everything that comes after it. Some people have changed more than they wanted or deserved to. Vaguely AU. B.Y.O.Subtext
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 154,597 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Drunk and Victorious by Ariande reviews
An end of the year party is disrupted. A drunken Harry achieveshis destiny and claims his reward. After he completely embarresses himself. Ignores HBP. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Where's Pikachu, Ash? by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Has anyone ever told Sasuke that the Uchiha symbol looks remarkably like a pokeball? Well, Naruto decides to do so. SasuNaru. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,423 - Reviews: 2588 - Favs: 3,110 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Complete
Loophole by leafygirl reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3411 - Favs: 3,959 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 1,693 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
Fanfiction by Jade R. Raven reviews
This is why ninja's shouldn't use the internet.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Complete
Catch 22 by The Sh33p reviews
Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Lessons by Gigabomb reviews
Jiraiya x Orochimaru during the time of the Great War. An unconventional relationship is brought about through Jiraiya's misadventures with women.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,720 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru - Complete
Late! by Soul's Confession reviews
Hatake Kakashi was waiting for his team. It was a novel experience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
Good Boy by Silver Pard reviews
Everything has a price. Charlie is beginning to hate Mr. Wonka's hands.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 2,944 - Follows: 452 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Confessions of an Insomniac by sharingank reviews
Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
Unlegendary by rayemars reviews
Ino and Sakura, no person is a legend to their friends. Spoilers for the timeskip Gaara arc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Invictus by opalish reviews
Harry Potter disappeared from Privet Drive when he was six years old. Now, ten years later, he's been found...and he's not about to be anyone's hero. ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,894 - Reviews: 2473 - Favs: 2,982 - Follows: 1,886 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Harry P.
Girls Have Needs Too by Asuka Kureru reviews
Don't you guys ever wish for someone to make out with? No courtship, no strings attached... NaruSasuSaku OT3.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Tea Before War by Gigabomb reviews
Kisame, Hinata. Genius doesn't equal tactful. Dealing with genius does.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Hinata H., Kisame H. - Complete
Red Eyed Hyuuga by The Sh33p reviews
A brief look into the yearly rituals of Hyuuga Hinata, heir to the legacy of one of the most dysfunctional families in Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Hinata H.
Prison Keys by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Hanabi and Hinata. Clan Hyuuga eats its children.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Hanabi H., Hinata H. - Complete
Camaraderie by rayemars reviews
Sakura, Sasuke, a prison cell, and a deserved but unlikely ending.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/24/2005
The Hyuuga Persuasion by Silverlight reviews
Tenten learns the consequences of accidentally turning down a date from Neji.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,317 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Complete
ways by lokogato-sama reviews
Sakura observes. Sasuke and Naruto are oblivious. To their luck or misfortune. A study of the Team 7 dynamic. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2005
Chess, Chips and Flowergirls by Chevira Lowe reviews
Team Ten doesn’t come home one night. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Complete
Broken Handed by Chevira Lowe reviews
Itachi is not perfect, and he's wondering when that first became a problem. Oneshot, Itachicentric, no romance
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Complete
Potter by Water Mage reviews
One change in the past can cause a ripple effect, changing the timeline. A baby, Harry, being adopted by a crime lord is one. How will Hogwarts be different with a gun wielding, Harry PotterMcKnight? The heir to England's underground crime empire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 98,880 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 3,049 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
The Very Secret Diary of Joren of Stone Mountain by ubiquitous girl reviews
The very secret diary of Joren of Stone Mountain. His most private thoughts from the arrival of Kel up to his death.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/17/2005
Blind Eyes by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame. Canon, after the time jump. Itachi can no longer see, but Kisame still feels as if someone is watching.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Persistance of Vision by sna reviews
Quite literally, Kakashi's always got someone keeping an eye out for him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 71 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Torune, Kakashi H. - Complete
Blackened Sunrise by The Itch reviews
Having vanished at the end of 4th year, Harry Potter is forced to return during 6th and he's changed. Not necessarily for the better, either.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 66 - Words: 143,264 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 5/1/2005 - Published: 10/19/2002
Do What You Have To Do by LittleBird427 reviews
The Ministry has enacted a new Marriage Law and Hermione isn't exempt. SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,741 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 4/25/2005 - Published: 12/3/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Unholy by Cyberwolf reviews
Drabble in 200 words. Naruto is a good actor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Naruto U.
The Virtue of Victory by Chevira Lowe reviews
Cliche as crackers. Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, birthdays, symbolism, fluff and Come, Come Paradise. (NaruSasu, one-shot)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Complete
Definitions of Romance by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Everyone said they were the least romantic couple in the world. A love story: HarryHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 115 - Published: 3/12/2005 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Teamwork by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSaku. Why are Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura waking up in the same bed anyway? What has got the Council so freaked? How will Team 7 cope with the repercussions? OT3, not love triangle. With plot! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,357 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 1,508 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 3/8/2005 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Best Laid Plans by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasu, yuri and het. Sasuke discovers something about the Uchiha clan. Drunkness and sexy no jutsu shenanigans ensue. complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,059 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 94 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pervert by Delial reviews
The biggest pervert on Team Seven might not be who you'd think. (SakuNaruSasu one-shot ficlet)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Complete
Depth Perception by Chevira Lowe reviews
Just because someone's breathing doesn't mean they're actually alive. (Oneshot, drabblefic, introspection)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Complete
Strings by The Sh33p reviews
A rambling look into the thoughts of Kankuro as he carries out a mission that neither Gaara or Temari are suited for... Oneshot, semiintrospective.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Kankuro - Complete
Illumination by Sionnain reviews
In the aftermath of Voldemort's victory, Hermione Granger finds enlightenment in the darkness. complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,961 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Lazy Saturday Mornings by Icarusy reviews
Itachi visits his nephew, and small talk happens. [Implied SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Itachi U.
Someone to Watch Over Me by Kassandra Ramsey reviews
COMPLETE-now beta'd-Ginny gets her first assignment as an official Order of the Phoenix member. Marry Draco Malfoy? Add a dash of HermioneSnape to make things funny… I mean interesting
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,382 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/1/2004 - Published: 9/22/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
It Takes a Village by rayemars reviews
A brief look at how Konoha raises its children, told through the stories of two of the strongest: Sasuke and Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/2/2004
Lessons by volta arovet reviews
Kabuto knows that a ninja is built lesson by lesson, and although he uses what he's been taught, he'd like to think, under different circumstances....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2004 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Bell Jars by honeyblood reviews
[AU; post-Chuunin exams; Sakura-centric; oneshot] She cuts her hair at twelve. At thirty-five it's long again. But there is a long way between twelve and thirty-five.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,186 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/2/2004 - Complete
From The Case Files Of Hermione: Genius by mademoiselle-petal reviews
An affectionate parody, poking fun at all the cliches that pop up so often in my favourite 'ship: SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,861 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
No Kunoichi by Asuka Kureru reviews
ficlet, POV Temari. She can do subtlety. She can do stealth. But sometimes torture is so much more efficient than seduction.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Temari - Complete
BLRN: Alternative Ending by purrfectly679 reviews
[complete] Set after chpt 19 of 'I think I better leave right now': After Sasuke falls, what will become of Naruto? Will he stay around to pick up the pieces, or has his heart already been shattered beyond repair? SasuNaru - for all the romantics!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,213 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/11/2004 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Complete
I think I better leave right now by purrfectly679 reviews
[COMPLETE] After 5 long years, the heir to the Uchiha clan is finally back, engaged to a certain pink-haired girl... But old emotions reawaken as the 2 rivals once again meet face to face, eye to eye... And heart to heart? SasuNaru. lemon link in profile
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 133,369 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Complete
These Are the Facts by Sunfreak reviews
Promises are what shape a ninja- or perhaps a clan. HinaSasu, one-sided HinaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/11/2004
When Fanfic Characters Attack by citygirl1116 reviews
They're OOC! They're badly written! They're having lots of sex! A baffled Harry Potter encounters a terrifying evil...the fanfic versions of his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 75 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Harry P.
A House without Doors by Luc Court reviews
Short fic, preChuunin, spoilers. A study of the Hyuuga family and what extraordinary vision might do to an entire clan's habits.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Neji H. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 4,660 - Follows: 531 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Things Unsaid by Sunfreak reviews
Jiraiya draws parallels and remembers things he doesn't want to. OroJirai and SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2004
A Thousand Cups of Wine by Sunfreak reviews
Freaks and geeks and the sennin, but before they really were. It's called "friendship," guys, and even they had it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/27/2004
Lessons On an Incomplete Relationship by Sunfreak reviews
Team 10 stumbling along the way to adulthood. Threesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/27/2004
This Is Not a Love Story by Sunfreak reviews
Hinata has a question, and Gai's team has a lot of opinions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/19/2004
This Is Our Place by Sunfreak reviews
Another day, another dollar. SasuSakuNaru a few years down the road.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/19/2004
Learning How to Breathe by Sunfreak reviews
Because some things have to change, and others never will. HinaNeji.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/22/2003
Sand In Your Mouth by Sunfreak reviews
Lee gets an unexpected visitor in the hospital, and then things really get strange. GaaraLee.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/7/2003
Together by Bellatrix Black reviews
One-shot. “Is this how we'll always be? Sitting together, reading together, ignoring the fact that the world hates us, together?” An in depth look at the relationship between the Slytherin prefects. [Draco & Pansy]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Published: 11/19/2003 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
A Logical Conclusion by solderini reviews
It's true love for Kakashi and Iruka! ...or is it? Parodies the KakaIru pairing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,675 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/5/2003 - Published: 8/12/2003 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by IamtheLizardQueen reviews
A Harry/Draco romance, set post-Hogwart's in muggle London. Includes red mittens, linoleum, witty retorts, angst, love, dance clubs, strange friends, cooking shows, and coffee not necessarily in that order !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 124,521 - Reviews: 2070 - Favs: 2,418 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 8/19/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bedtime Stories by Sunfreak reviews
Kakashi tucks Team 7 in, despite heavy protesting on their parts. Yaoi and yuri.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 105 - Published: 6/20/2003
For Sakura by Sunfreak reviews
Sasuke is making cookies in his frilly pink apron and Naruto's wearing leather pants. Do you really need to know more? Yaoi-ish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/8/2003
In and Out by Sunfreak reviews
At a crossroads in her life, Haruno Sakura considers the fate of those dearest to her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/8/2003
The Golden Rule by Moonsheen reviews
Naruto finds himself in a comprising position. Implied yaoi. Let's pretend the formatting works, shall we?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/4/2003
Closure: The Death of Antigone by Miome reviews
A look in drama form at the main character of Sophocles' Antigone.
Antigone - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/11/2002 - Antigone
Oh, Brother by MissTJ reviews
Ron overhears Harry and Ginny and jumps to the wrong conclusion
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/27/2002 - Ginny W., Harry P.
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She hears the screams reviews
All she can hear are screams. Who is Molly? Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Molly Hooper - Complete
Tumble down the stairs reviews
Sherlock isn't replying to John's texts and John takes a tumble down the stairs. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete