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Hello my name is CoCoBookmark,

BIRTHDAY: 19th October 1992!

Country: England

Sex: I'm a confuser "Is it male is it female oh I don't think I mind" - mighty boosh

Height: 5"7 (That's 7" taller than Yuugi!)

Hobbies: singing, drawing, sleeping, dancing badly, reading, writing

Fave Pairings:

sasunaru

itadei

kakairu

gaalee

atemu x yuugi

Seto x joey

Bakura x Ryou

Marik x malik

tristran x duke

Contact: fairy_frenzi@hotmail(dot)com

You are a Clueless Uke!
Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.

Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3) Insist that your e mail address is:
Xena-Warrior Princess@companyname.com
or Elvis-the-King@companyname.com.

4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.

6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN'.

7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

9) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors' or 'for drug purposes'

10) Reply to everything someone says with,'That's what you think.'

11) Finish all your sentences with:'In accordance with the prophecy.'

12) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.

13) dont use any punctuation

14) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

15) Ask people what sex they are and laugh hysterically after they answer.

16) Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go.'

17) Sing along at the opera.

18) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

19) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is of the opposite gender.)

20) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example, 'If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom, in Stall #3.

21) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

22) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

23) Call 999 and ask if 999 is for emergencies.(don't do this!)

24) Call the physic hot line and don't say anything.

25) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.

26) When the money comes out of the ATM, jump up and down and scream, 'I Won! I Won! '

27) When leaving the zoo,start running towards the parking lot, yelling, 'Run for your lives,they're loose!'

28) Tell your boss, 'It's not the voices in my head that bother me, its the voices in your head that do.'

29) Tell your children over dinner.'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.

30) Every time you see a broom, yell 'Honey, your mother is here!'

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it


( \_/ ) -- This is Bunny.
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Sweet Thing by Clutterbilly67 reviews
Deidara has a thing for Itachi, but Itachi doesn't give anyone the time of day. One day Deidara is informed that he is failing English and needs a tutor; it is none other than Itachi. Can Deidara finally make Itachi notice him? Yaoi ItachiXDeidara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 90,515 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Our Lady by s2Teennovelist reviews
A white-haired youth scored as a demon and banished to the belltower of Notre Dame; an abrasive gypsy seeking freedom: two souls caught in the vicious snare of an ambitious bishop; a love that will forever change the city of Paris.RxB Tendershipping
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,439 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 4/22/2010 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura
1001 Domino Nights by lucidscreamer reviews
Yugi didn't believe in genies. Not until he freed Atem from a cursed puzzle and discovered the only wish he really wanted was to spend 1001 nights in the genie's arms. AU Harlequin romance fusion. Best Puzzleshipping Story 2009 contest winner. Yami/Yugi
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,892 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M.
The Demon I Cling To by KhrisCHAN reviews
Stiles wants to help Derek. Derek/Stiles Full summary inside.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,241 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Derek H., Stiles
Stranger Situations by DarkAuroran reviews
Iruka meets a very weird, sexy and incredibly manipulative silver-haired stranger at the airport. Kakashi helps him make it onto his flight but what's expected in return takes Iruka on a journey into danger and sensuality. KakaIru abounds within!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 150,855 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 1,249 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,344 - Reviews: 2290 - Favs: 2,716 - Follows: 2,719 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
100 Things that Naruto Does That Pisses Off Sasuke by kiiyu-sama reviews
Ever wonder what exactly Naruto did to piss Sasuke off?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Secret Santa by michelerene reviews
Naruto, you are standing in the middle of a Christmas miracle. It doesn’t matter who the miracle belongs to. All that matters is that you don’t miss it. SasuNaru Merry Christmas, Everyone!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,346 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fair Play by LittleMissReaper reviews
SetoJoey, but not for a while. For now they hate each other and have the hots for each other. Joey is a youth director at the DCPA. Mokuba is bisexual. Joey is manning a testicular cancer awareness booth. Want to know where this is going? READ.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 68,712 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 4/24/2006 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi - Complete
Ryou and the Thief by Jenivi7 reviews
About two years post end of series, a bit of unexpected magic complicates Ryou's life by dropping an unexpected guest right into his living room.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,453 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 10/27/2007 - R. Bakura, Thief Bakura
Death Doll by crematosis reviews
AU Instead of a Death Note, a doll is dropped from the shinigami realm. What is Light to do when he realizes that this 'doll' is quite a lot of trouble? LightxL
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,843 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - L, Light Y.
Here and Gone in a Dream by InsanityRelapse reviews
Naruto went missing during a mission. Three years after Sasuke is still worried about his friend, but who is this man who keeps visiting his dreams and how does he know Sasuke?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,097 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Creature of the Night by Sabaku no Koneko reviews
Naruto has a father whom is obsessed with vampires. What will happen when one day, Naruto met a vampire himself? What makes things worse, he falls in love with the vampire! SasuNaru, AU, possible Mpreg, rated M for later chappies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,875 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sasuke's Pet by Sabaku no Koneko reviews
Sasuke and Naruto was assaulted on their way back to Konoha - and after defending Sasuke from a kunai, Naruto was transformed into a half human-half cat! What's more, he listens to nobody but Sasuke himself! What will happen next? SasuNaru, OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,091 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Italy, Here we Come! by NavyBlueWings reviews
What happens when you take one excited Naruto, one stoic Sasuke, and throw them on a school trip to Italy? A pinch of trouble, a heap of laughs, and one unanswered confession on a lonesome Venice bridge. Pack your bags, it's going to be a crazy ride!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,339 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Massage by PunkyPenguin reviews
Sasuke got dragged to a spa by his older brother and he wasn’t happy about it one bit. But after he sees the face of the man that is about to give him a massage, maybe his day will turn out better than he expected. SasuNaru, LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,470 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Night Talker by Alicefreak reviews
What happens if Sasuke and Naruto are room mates? Sasuke has a diary and Naruto talks in his sleep gotta read to find out more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Magazine by The Blonde Midget reviews
Jou follows the advice of a teenagegirl magazine, hoping to gain the attention of a certain brunet CEO. Will it work? SetoJou and other pairings.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,273 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 10/19/2007 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi - Complete
L's Adventure of Naruto, Cake, and Bikinis by Skittles26 reviews
A one-shot about L and Light meeting Gaara and Naruto from Naruto. Involves cake!
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Gaara, L - Complete
Best Valentine's Day Ever by MiyAsuka reviews
Tendershipping. AU. Some lemon flavored chocolate for Valentine's Day.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/14/2009 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Gotta Be Somebody by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke hates that stupid song... too bad it's the soundtrack to his day. SasuNaru, yaoi, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Price of Learning by X-Alexius-X reviews
Sasuke wants to add Sexy-no-Jutsu to his evergrowing list of Justsus. Unfortunately the only way to learn it is to have Naruto teach him. Naruto agrees, but theirs a price. Sasuke is will to pay, but will he be able to take it?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Konoha Academy by loved-less reviews
Naruto is a new student at Konoha Academy, what happens when a horny and kinky Sasuke is his roommate and has taken a liking to young Naruto? SasuNaru YAOI On Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,120 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Child of Egypt by Incuria reviews
Extreamly loosly based on Jack and the Bean Stock. Rated for later chapters. Warnings in the head of chapters, but if you've read my stuff before you already know.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,100 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 9/28/2008 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura
Wasted by Mindless Instinct reviews
I never really thought that I'd be someone to cheat on the love on my life with his younger brother. I proved myself wrong last night when i wasted all of my effort to make our relationship work. And it's all Sasuke's fault. Or mine... Or both SasuNaruIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,461 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Yaoi Note by SwirlyDragonfly reviews
A parody what if it were a Yaoi note instead of a death notethis fic is based off of Taymeho's DA and is also a crossover fic there will be mildly graphic yaoi in later chapters, no like no read
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,199 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Light Y., L
A Simple Dare by CHAOS REIGNS OVER ALL reviews
It started out as a Dare. Joey never wanted it to end up like this, but who knew that Kaiba would say yes? JxS Warning-Lemon,Lime, boy on boy love, don't like don't read!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,067 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi
Shipwrecked by bakuradevil18 reviews
FINISHED!When Yugi, Yami, Bakura and Ryou all get shipwrecked on an island together they must try to tolerate each other and keep their emotions in check... BakuraXRyou YamiXYugi SetoXJoey
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,338 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 9/17/2006 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Pulling Heaven Down by Cotton Penny Priestess reviews
Roy always fought with himself. It wasn't that he was confused; just...hesitant. Ed decides to take matters into his own hands. RoyxEd, possibly lemon later.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Pedigree Pup by Cor Serpentis reviews
Joey has always been seen as a street tough, a mutt. Seto Kaiba has been a teen CEO with power and prestige. The two have never really gotten along. What happens when the things that've kept them apart no longer apply? KaibaxJoey
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,039 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 9/7/2007 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi
What Happens in Detention, Stays in Detention by Sydney VonSpank reviews
On the last day of school, Sasuke and Naruto have been assigned a weeks detention. What will they do to occupy their time? SasuNaru Crack/Humor. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,612 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
He's my master by xxlittlelove reviews
Sasuke is a perverted boy in his late teens. Naruto ran away from home. With Naruto working as a maid how will Sasuke keep his hands to himself. Sasunaru. Possible Itanaru.Gaanaru.Nejinaru. RatedM due to perverted Sasuke. Read&review. Possible lemon/lime
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,621 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Devotion by witheringtoviolet reviews
Jou is forced to disguise as his younger sister and marry the ancient Egyptian priest as an offering. How does he endure? SetoxJou AU
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,828 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi
Coming Out by animefreak103 reviews
The much awaited sequel to Mutt's Not So Bad. How they decide to tell the Yugi gang. SetoJoey, YamiYugi, RyouBakura, TristanDuke, Tea Bashing! YAOI! Rated M to be safe.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2007 - K. Jounouchi, S. Kaiba - Complete
Fast by Oneos Pitri reviews
A new racer comes to the town of Domino.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,467 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 6/6/2006 - R. Bakura, Thief Bakura
Four Fathers Talk by R. Liam reviews
Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 162 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Anything Can Happen by Oneos Pitri reviews
Genies exist! Seriously! O.o
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,855 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 6/6/2006 - R. Bakura, Thief Bakura
Welcome to Konoha boys school! reviews
Naruto and his two fathers Kakashi and Iruka just moved to Konoha, In between crazy nail polish wearing occults , perverted teachers and making new, albeit strange, friends can he pass his GCSE’s? with the help of a smitten Uchiha as a tutor, lets hope so
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,388 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.