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Author has written 1 story for Half-Life, and Warhammer.
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40K: Soloman the Blood God by typicalteenager reviews
What if you, an ordinary person, somehow ended up beating Khorne and so end up becoming the Blood God yourself? This is what happens to poor trooper Soloman Castern of the Imperial Guard. And then madness and mayhem ensues... an attempted comedy of 40K: has a mix of random slapstick and an absurd, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" style of humour. Read and enjoy!
Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 60,265 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Daemons, Khorne, OC
Game Mechanics: Autobalance by Hobbithearted reviews
The BLU Medic makes a quick decision that ends up turning his life upside down. An unexpected gesture of charity gives the RED Spy an idea for his next cunning scheme, and the Heavy tries his hand at subterfuge. The Sniper's advice is unasked for, and the Engineer is unamused. There are also Sandviches. (No actual pairings, though one is somewhat implied towards the end.)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,530 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Medic, Spy - Complete
40k: ToyHammer by Rogue Vector reviews
In the near future of the 21st century, there is only boredom for Michael. Until the finest of the 41st Millennium start appearing in his living room. While shrunk down to miniature scale. With functional weapons. And they are really, really pissed off...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 179,721 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 10/29/2009
Halo: Freeman Evolved by Hidden Mantis reviews
What would happen when a freak slipspace accident sends John-117 to Black Mesa? And what if Gordon Freeman was launched to the future when the Resonance Cascade occurred? Rated-T for violence, language and suggestive themes.
Crossover - Half-Life & Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,482 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Master Chief/John-117
The God of Death by Tyrant of the East reviews
The Death Spectres of the Adeptus Astartes have served the Imperium for nine thousand years. They are the thin line of resistance between eternal damnation and humanity. Now, one Space Marine finds himself stranded on a world called Azeroth.
Crossover - Warhammer & Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 273,118 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 1/17/2010
Brother Bubbles by Rogue Vector reviews
Brother Virgil, Terminator of the Angels of Vigilance Chapter arrives in the city of Rapture, and finds a purpose in life more than just for war. T for violence. More reviews, faster updating applies here. R&R please.
Crossover - Warhammer & BioShock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,897 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009
Our benefactors by Logan T Huckleberry reviews
Just a start to the first chapter of a possible short story. It seems a little verbose and at times less than free flowing, so I'd really like some constructive criticism on this one please. thanks in advance.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009
Happy Birthday and the Wasteland Princess by Keith B. Real reviews
MacCready is expelled from Little Lamplight, much to Princess' delight. After finding that Big Town isn't all it was cracked up to be, his career a civic leader enters a new phase.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,269 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - MacCready, Princess - Complete
The Right Words by Subverted reviews
Sometimes it seemed as though they both struggled to speak, yet the meaning was always conveyed. My first Half-Life fic. Please review.
Half-Life - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,432 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009
Super Marcus by Toasterman reviews
A comedy about Marcus, Dom, Baird, Cole and the rest centered around Marcus getting exposed to Emulsion during the Act 3 Corpser fight which alters him as well as the rest of the game's storyline.
Gears of War - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,857 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Marcus F., Anya S. - Complete
The Beast and Pariah by Aelsthla-Mental reviews
The city is no longer under quarantine, and it appeared that all was well, but it was not to be. Kessler's vision is already happening, "The Beast" has appeared and has brought destruction in it's wake, searching for "Pariah". Can it be stopped?
Crossover - Prototype & inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,411 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 6/30/2009
Lost Contact by TheSpazzo reviews
Escorting citizens through the canals has become part of a routine for Alyx. But this time, one of her charges has stolen a Combine data packet, turning an ordinary recovery run into a deadly game of cat-and-mouse against an army of Metrocops.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,763 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009
Survival Instinct by Macharius reviews
Love, betrayal, courage, revenge, fear...survival. Follow the escape of Martin Thompson and his colleges, and the hunt of the HECU fireteam sent into the doomed Black Mesa Research Facility.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,112 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
Something That Isn't There by Fool'sgold1 reviews
She's seen it. Underneath his shadowed hood and behind his eyes, raw and as powerful as any look could be. Dana doesn't like to think about it, so she spends her time searching and hoping for something else.
Prototype - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2009
Our Dear Administrator by FredThompson reviews
Synopsis: As dear Dr. Breen ascends the impossibly slow Combine lift to the interdimensional teleporter, he reminisces about the Seven Year war as well as his part in recent human history. Contains contradictions to established Breen Character Orthodoxy.
Half-Life - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Complete
The Griggs and Sheckley Oneshot Collection by cheezburgerlover reviews
A collection of oneshots concerning everyone's favorite duo. Final chapter: Griggs and Sheckley say good bye to their home and continue on with their lives in the wake of the collapse of the super portal.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,782 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Complete
Tales From the Wasteland: Black As Oil by SickleYield reviews
The best laid plans of research scientists often go awry. The awkward hybrid is on her own, and she'll need some sort of protection besides her family of robots. Good thing she has two thousand caps to spend. Now complete!
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 105,141 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
Stuck on a Rooftop by Rampant Dreamer reviews
A growing identity crisis leads Alex Mercer to search for himself in the unlikeliest of places: a conversation with a captive civilian on top of a skyscraper.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/26/2009
Hellstorm by Forever-Frayd reviews
In the wastes of planet Earth are buried relics long forgotten. After the battle for Project Purity, with the Brotherhood spread thin and Super Mutants growing stronger, a new faction enters the fray. FalloutxWarhammer40k
Crossover - Fallout & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,175 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009
A First Time For Everything by Hobbithearted reviews
Setting: pre-Black Mesa Incident. How an accident prone, laconic scientist and his wise cracking security guard side-kick might have met. And what kind of hijinks might have ensued. Barney's POV
Half-Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,820 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 10/15/2008
Goddamn Explosives! by R a i n-xDrop reviews
Gears of War oneshot - Marcus and the rest of Delta Squad stumble upon some COG soldiers under heavy fire from even heavier artillery. The team must use some... Well, let's just say Delta starts using some real weapons.
Gears of War - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Marcus F., Dominic S. - Complete
Pariah by Shmeeko reviews
The plan was simple. Find the right people, consume them and tear into their secrets - gather information about who he was hunting. But of course, this plan was not without faults. Where in the world was he supposed to start? -Gore! :D-
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,923 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009
Metroid: The One Free Man by Beth Einspanier reviews
Samus is hired by a mysterious agent to find someone called the One Free Man, while Gordon Freeman finds himself battling strange alien parasites in one of the new colonies. Can the two put aside their distrust and work towards a common goal? R&R!
Crossover - Metroid & Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,420 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009
Halo Clone Wars by Enthrone Darkness Triumphant reviews
The Republic was victorious, Sideous was slain by Anakin. The Republic moved for massive demobilization, but somehow a massive fleet ended up in an alternate universe. How can Ahsoka and other Jedi's help a race facing extinction.
Crossover - Star Wars & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,224 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Lumiya, Prophet of Regret - Complete
The Strange GoingsOn In Room 235B by Corporate Voyeur reviews
When the curiousity gets the best of a citizen, he's in for a weird one. CRACK!Fic Featuring: Humanoid!Headcrab, Bluffing!Combine, German!Alyx, and Sleeping!Gordon. WARNING: YOU ARE NOW ENTERING A TINFOIL HAT ZONE, MAJOR CRACK AHEAD.
Half-Life - Rated: K - English - Parody/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
Visions by finem facere mundo reviews
A crossover between Halo and other games. A battle to save multiple dimensions from the chaos in each one, and can Chief, with the help of a few unlikely allies, stop a malevolent being from destroying all universes in one fatal blow?-CHAPTER 13 NOW UP!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,667 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Master Chief/John-117
Blackadder 40K: Tales from the Black Millennium by Michael Khale reviews
It is the 41st millennium, and there is only Blackadder.
Warhammer - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,562 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Complete
Fatal Misunderstanding by cheezburgerlover reviews
When a doomed woman in one of City 17's many rebel hospitals is being put to death, the doctor carrying out the task learns a shocking detail that causes a life to be wasted.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Complete
In the Name of the Father by The Uncontainable Man reviews
The story of Father Grigori in Ravenholm.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2009
A Fistful of Metroids by Smileyfax reviews
Samus is a bounty hunter, Ridley is a dragon...in the old west.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Western/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2009
Endgame by theCarny reviews
Everything has a consequence.
Half-Life - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Complete
Top Gear Halo by Dajun - Shinespark reviews
The British Top Gear boys get their hands on some serious military equipments and must find out which is best thorugh their usual challenges. You just know that they'll mess up, don't you?
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,600 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Complete
The Infection by sparks4 reviews
40k/animorphs. Foreword inside explains the awkward match up. Basically an Inquisitor and his team are pulled through time to the very distant past. The long awaited update, here it is.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,119 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009
Savin' stuff, da orky way! by Tau22 reviews
A tale of a warboss, a flashgit and a whole lot of other boys, who help save a planet. And they are all weird. *Over !2666! hits and over !1100! visitors. Thanks to all of you!*
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,322 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
Unforeseen Oddities by Afalstein reviews
Oneshots during Episodes One and Two. NEW: Hypothetical Episode Three one-shot. As the Borealis erupts in explosions, Alyx faces a tough decision.
Half-Life - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,024 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Gordon F., G-Man
Occupation 17 by kouchpotato reviews
A small cell of Resistance Soldiers are given a vital mission. Rated T for some language and violence.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Complete
twelve days of Christmas Halo Style! by Crimsondramon X reviews
the title says it all brought to you by cdx
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
Watching the Hill by El Timo reviews
The guardsmen watched the hill. And waited, the tide would come soon. Warhammer 40K, short one-shot of Guard vs Tyranids.
Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Complete
The Briefcase by Some Guy567 reviews
Because some mysteries are better left unsolved.
Half-Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Complete
Halo: The Warrior's Agenda by Sl'askia reviews
The Arbiter, wondering about his purpose now, finds an unique stowaway that is more then what it appears. Also, not all Sangheili are happy with current affairs and wish to start another war. Rated T for language and violence. R&R please. Last Chap up.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,742 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
The Trouble with Chuck Norris by hourglassthorne reviews
A strange presence has infected the conversation of people around the world. All the night elf Kiralyn wants is a little peace of mind away from the annoying mentionings of Chuck Norris. Unfortunately, peace of mind is not what Elune has in mind for her
Warcraft - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 3/22/2006
Combine Advisory reviews
Hell on Earth. Few would expect that it wouldn't be Earth that hell would start on. Follow the Motley team of Viggs, Kastle and Benji as they fight not only to stay alive, but to delay an enemy so powerful, the Imperium is but a speck in comparison.
Crossover - Half-Life & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,769 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 9/17/2009